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♪ Girls can tell ♪
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♪ Girls can tell ♪
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[bright music]
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♪ Girls can tell
if things are right ♪
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♪ When they kiss
a boy goodnight ♪
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♪ And I can tell ♪
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Look, you know that I get you.
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The laziness, the attitude,
the weird sense of humor.
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That stuff doesn't bother me.
Actually helps break up my day.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're getting complaints again.
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You're infuriating customers.
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Okay, but you're the boss,
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and you just said
that you get me,
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so that's all that matters,
we're good.
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June, you understand
you're not a pharmacist.
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You can't prescribe medication.
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I kind of understand.
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[Bill] You know how you told
Mrs. Coraci
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she needed to be on Zoloft
the other day?
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Yeah.
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She came in for
a colonoscopy prep.
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Yeah, and she was way
too stressed out about it.
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We had a nice conversation.
I helped her.
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Did you know that
she runs sales at Affy Tapple?
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The one in the mall?
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People just want to get
their medicine in peace
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and not get judged
by June the Almighty.
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Okay, okay. You're the boss.
Whatever you need, you got it.
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Thank you.
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Start with her.
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Hello, customer.
How may I help you?
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Which one of these
is the most reliable?
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Well, it depends.
Do you want to be pregnant?
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Or do you want it to
be not pregnant?
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Why does that matter?
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Well, teenagers usually
get Blue Morning,
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and couples usually
get First Response.
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I just want to know
if I'm pregnant.
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Well, just do Blue Morning.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Darling, darlin' ♪
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♪ I'm falling, oh ♪
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♪ I'm your man ♪
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♪ Guess I've been taking
a lot from you ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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-♪ Searching so long ♪
-[mouthing]
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♪ For the truth ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ You hoped that girl would ♪
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♪ Chase you out the door ♪
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♪ As you think that
it's already too late ♪
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♪ Searching for meaning in
a combination of notes ♪
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♪ Don't overthink it,
don't overthink it ♪
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♪ Tired to wake so early ♪
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♪ Get up in the morning ♪
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♪ It just hurts ♪
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♪ And I think of all of those ♪
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♪ Little things
that you and I ♪
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♪ Can do ♪
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♪ And now I've taken
too many hits ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm breaking off
with all that stuff ♪
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♪ "Anybody else wants some?" ♪
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♪ That's no good reason ♪
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♪ I broke up with Edison ♪
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♪ I've had enough ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Shy ♪
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♪ And fast times in the park ♪
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I'm home!
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[reporter] The assailant'sidentities are sill unknown,
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however, as they were able
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to disablethe security camera.
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I said I'm home.
I had sex with an alien.
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Finally.
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Shut up, you little twerp.
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Long day at work.
You must be starving.
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Work was boring,
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and I understand you're
insinuating that I'm starving
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because I'm a fat toad
who can't stop eating.
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Oh, no, that's not, um...
I'll fix you a plate.
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It doesn't really look healthy.
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-I'll fix you a small plate.
-Okay.
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Don't sleep on mom's cooking.
This shit is bomb as fuck.
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I'm glad you think gluten
is bomb. I personally don't.
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Okay, well, like,
you don't know anything
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about anything, so.
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Stop touching yourself,
pervert.
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Oh, keep talking,
keep talking.
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Ew! Ew! Shut up.
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Clean that up, please.
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Oh, um. I'm sorry mom.
Thank you, Mom
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I love you, Mom.
You are the best mom.
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Thank you, Jonathan.
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So what's wrong with gluten
all of a sudden?
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I'm allergic to it.
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Since when?
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Mm, probably since I was born.
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You guys have actually been
poisoning me up until now.
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-She got that test.
-What test? With who?
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-With Dr. Weisman.
-Weisman?
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I told you Dr. Weisman
gave her the allergy test.
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Yeah, Dad, this was,
like, six months ago.
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Three months before my neck
tingling thing
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and a couple of weeks
after my arm tingling thing.
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Sweetie, if you're
so allergic to gluten,
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then why are you eating
cheeseburgers all the time?
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And how about that cupcake
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that you've got locked up
in your bedroom?
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What you're doing right now
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is legally considered
body shaming.
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You're creating neural pathways
in my brain
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that basically guarantee
the rest of my life
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is ruined forever.
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I'm gonna break into
your cupcake safe.
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No, you're not.
You don't know the combination.
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Only me and mom know.
Right, Mom?
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I haven't told anyone.
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Yeah, well, I'm actually
gonna break into it
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and wipe it on my ass
and put it back in.
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And you're not even going to
know that I did it, so.
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Well, I'm gonna wipe my ass
with your face.
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Stop it.
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There's nothing wrong
with gluten.
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Yes, there is. It's bad.
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There are no bad foods.
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Yep. Burgers are bomb.
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Especially from Freddy's.
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Oh, my God, Mom,
he's trolling me right now.
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-What did he say?
-No, no, no, he's right.
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We're not allowed to go
to Freddy's
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just because you're triggered.
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That's not fair.
Freddy's is my favorite burger.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Freddy's is perf.
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I'm gonna be up
in that ho mañana.
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-Mom.
-[Arnold] No, no, no, no.
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You realize that this is
still a free country, right?
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And it's not a monarchy.
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And this is not
Queen June's private castle.
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Just go to a different location.
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Why do you have
to go to that one?
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Because it's around the corner.
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What? I'm supposed to go all
the way to the one across town
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just because Davey dumped you?
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Arnold!
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[Arnold] Well, well,
what's the big deal?
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You'll meet someone else.
You're a growing girl.
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[June gasps]
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Okay, okay.
There are no bad foods.
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And we are not talking about
Freddy's or Davey at the table.
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Okay, well,
Davey was a dope as fuck.
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That guy was a pimp.
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He's talking about sex
trafficking at the dinner table.
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And if we're going to dissect
all of my relationships,
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then we need
to go around the table,
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starting with dad's weird
gambling problem.
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For your information,
young lady, it's not a problem.
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It's a hobby
pursued by rich people,
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famous people, and also me.
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Okay, well, I've never been
arrested for one of my hobbies.
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[upbeat music]
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[alarm ringing]
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[yawns]
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Morning, guys.
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Uh, I slept okay.
Yeah, I mean, I'm tired.
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Oh, my God, you guys
are the best. I love you.
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[cellphone chimes]
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What? Because I don't sleep
in my makeup.
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Ew. You're blocked.
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[cellphone chimes]
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Uh, did I dream
about Davey again?
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Well, let's see in the past 600
"Wake Up With June" streams,
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when have I not?
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[cellphone chimes]
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When did the dreams start?
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I would say since we broke up.
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[cellphone chimes]
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Well, yeah, of course
it means something.
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[cellphone chimes]
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I don't know. Maybe pancakes.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪
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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪
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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪
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This is one of
his favorite songs. Yeah.
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Remember, you can listen
to the full Davey playlist
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on my Spotify, link in bio.
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♪ That's the danger ♪
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I brought you
some hot chocolate.
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[music stops]
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Mom, you're
interrupting my stream.
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This is really embarrassing.
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Are you getting
any followers with this?
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[June] Mom,
that's so embarrassing.
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I don't want them to know
I care about followers, okay?
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And no, I don't want
hot chocolate right now.
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Okay, fine, fine.
I'll give it to Jonathan.
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Wait. I'll take it, I want it.
Thank you.
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June.
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Are you going
to work today or not?
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I don't know, maybe.
Stop interrogating me.
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Hi, June Squad.
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Uh, my daughter needs
to go to work right now
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because she's saving up
to get her own place someday.
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That will be in years from now.
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And, Mom, I really don't need
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you addressing
my squad like that.
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But I gave birth to you.
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I mean, there
wouldn't be a squad without me.
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Oh, my God, why are moms
obsessed with birth?
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Uh...um, Bill called
on the landline, June, please.
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Okay. Don't use people's
real names while I'm streaming.
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I don't care.
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I don't want him to get doxxed.
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Okay, bye, June Squad.
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[cellphone chimes]
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Oh, well, thank you, JackWolf43.
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Okay, okay. You're done.
Mom, you're done. Please go.
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-Stop reading the comments.
-Bye!
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You're done.
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So annoying.
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-[cellphone chimes]
-[door closes]
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What? Ew! No, you can't have
a three-way with us.
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Blocked. Ugh!
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♪ Moving at the speed of light,
light on my feet ♪
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♪ Bitches act like gettin'
sneaked the typa bitch I be ♪
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♪ My history not a mystery,
got 'em missin' me ♪
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♪ A thousand look like
a centipede, like infinity ♪
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-Ooh!
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
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I'm sorry. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be fine. Sorry.
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I was just dealing with this
annoying lady on eBay.
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I'm trying to sell her
a frickin' platypus Beanie Baby,
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and she's having
all these problems.
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The hustle never ends.
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Yeah, I know, yeah,
no, it doesn't.
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Uh, did you find
everything you need?
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Oh. Uh, yeah.
Why, you work here or something?
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I do. I'm June, at your service.
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Oh, uh, Owen.
Pleasure to be serviced by you.
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-[chuckles]
-Sorry, that sounded weird.
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Uh, it's nice to
meet you, June.
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-Oh.
-Got to go.
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Bye, Owen.
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♪ Be something beautiful ♪
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♪ And this diamond ring ♪
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Yeah, I was talking to
a pretty enthusiastic girl.
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Yeah, I got the stuff.
250
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:29,924
♪ Won't have to break
like mine did ♪
251
00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,825
Oh, my God, did you ring up
that cute guy?
252
00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:35,462
Yeah. June,
he's obviously too tall for you.
253
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:41,802
Pantyhose, gloves,
three Twix bars.
254
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,238
Fucking marry me.
255
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,340
[door chimes]
256
00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:51,745
Hello, sir.
257
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:54,583
Got your samples.
258
00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:56,585
-June, can you sign, please?
-Yeah.
259
00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:59,521
♪ This diamond ring can be
dreams that are coming true ♪
260
00:11:59,621 --> 00:12:01,222
These like super drugs
or something?
261
00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:03,757
VD meds, like gold
to some people.
262
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,025
[chuckles]
263
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,360
Yeah, I bet.
264
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,330
I don't suppose
you're looking for a reason
265
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,798
to need these meds.
266
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,867
Are you hitting on me
267
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:16,337
and saying you're going
to give me an STD?
268
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:17,505
Mm-hmm.
269
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:19,907
Damn, you're nasty.
270
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,646
So sorry, sir.
She was just kidding.
271
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,413
Are you trying to get me sued?
272
00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:28,215
[door opens, chimes]
273
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:30,652
I need a coffee break.
274
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,253
You haven't even
clocked in yet!
275
00:12:32,353 --> 00:12:34,488
I haven't been getting paid
for any of this?
276
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:35,889
Ugh!
277
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,058
♪ Hit the pop rocks,
hit the pop rock ♪
278
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,595
♪ Hit the pop rock,
hit the pop, run it, run it ♪
279
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:42,296
Give me a double macchiato.
280
00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,964
♪ Yes, I'm a knockout ♪
281
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,500
♪ I bring fire when
a Pop-Tart pop out ♪
282
00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,702
♪ Born from a volcano ♪
283
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:48,836
♪ I Drain Gang like a ♪
284
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,271
[June] Oh, my God,
it's really easy.
285
00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:53,440
I've tested so many times
in the last six months.
286
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,909
I just keep Quests
on my home page.
287
00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:59,013
That's great. Sounds like
you have really bad allergies.
288
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,583
Well, technically not yet
because they've all come back
289
00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:04,519
negative, but I keep trying.
290
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,222
Okay, um, can we get back to
my son's prescription, please?
291
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:09,256
[June] Oh.
292
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:15,296
All right. This looks like you.
Um, twice a day with food.
293
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,965
What a cute TikTok bio.
294
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,569
Thanks. Um, now, are there any
side effects
295
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,137
I should know about?
296
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,139
My little Anthony here
has a very sensitive tum tum.
297
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,575
Mommy, I need to go poo poo.
298
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,044
That's his fifth time
going poo poo today.
299
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:32,346
Any chance you guys
could keep conversations
300
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:33,847
like that in private?
301
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,849
Some of us lean more
towards constipation,
302
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,484
and it can be really triggering.
303
00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:40,321
What is up with your
generation and being triggered?
304
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:42,890
Don't ever have kids then.
God forbid.
305
00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:44,491
Do I look pregnant?
306
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:45,993
Yeah, you look bloated.
307
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,697
She's weird. Come on.
308
00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:51,198
♪ Oh, girl ♪
309
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,399
[door chimes]
310
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:57,438
♪ There's nothing
I'd rather do ♪
311
00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:02,910
♪ Than spend some time ♪
312
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,547
♪ And know you're mine ♪
313
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:09,617
♪ On a summer's day with you ♪
314
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:17,559
Davey!
315
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:20,628
You gotta stop.
316
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,397
What?
317
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,165
You have got to stop.
318
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,400
Stop what?
319
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,369
Stalking me online.
320
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:29,937
I thought that blocking you
321
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,271
and unfriending you
would send a message.
322
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,608
But you keep making
these burner profiles.
323
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,610
What? No, those aren't me.
324
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,879
Who else would be
June Loves Boba?
325
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,515
Okay, that one's me.
326
00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:42,883
Um, but I just like
to keep in touch with everybody.
327
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,853
You know, it's not personal.
328
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,054
How was the Grand Canyon,
by the way?
329
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,256
Seems like you guys really
lucked out with the weather.
330
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:53,628
June, we broke up two years ago.
331
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,996
Okay, who's counting?
332
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,566
What? Did your girlfriend
put you up to this?
333
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:01,468
I'm sorry that she's still
so threatened by me.
334
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:06,340
No, no. My fiancée, Kelly,
did not put me up to this.
335
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,643
You know, you say that word
like it's supposed
336
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:10,310
to bother me--fiancée--
337
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,913
but it really just rolls
right off me.
338
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,382
Then why are you always
in the parking lot at Freddy's?
339
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,351
You're spying on me!
340
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,219
Do you really think
that I can't recognize you?
341
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,955
Those disguises don't work.
You look ridiculous.
342
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,924
Oh, my God, what's ridiculous
about a ski mask?
343
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,827
We live in a cold city.
344
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,662
Don't make me come back here.
345
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,496
I'll get another
restraining order.
346
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:30,865
That's fine. Okay.
347
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,201
I'll see you in court,
and I'll wear a cute dress.
348
00:15:34,536 --> 00:15:37,070
Stay away from me,
and I can see you, Bill.
349
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,006
Hey, Davey.
350
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,941
[upbeat rock music]
351
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,110
He's in a really
weird mood today.
352
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,585
Mom, I said I would
do it tomorrow.
353
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,821
[Marla] No, you needto do it today.
354
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:55,322
Why? Why do I even
ever need to do it?
355
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,124
It's my room.
I'm the one who lives in here.
356
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,726
No one needs to come in.
357
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,061
For the love of God, June,
I'm only asking you
358
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,666
to clean one room in this house,
your bedroom.
359
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,366
Do I need to call Dr. Weisman
360
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,336
to get a recommendationfor a therapist?
361
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,339
Um, how many tacos do you think
362
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,909
the average person eats
in one sitting?
363
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,178
-Why?
-I think my stomach hurts.
364
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,948
If you weren't so sedentary,
365
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,883
you could eat
all the tacos you want.
366
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,586
You'll burn caloriescleaning your room.
367
00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:25,553
[Arnold] You're a piglet.
368
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,755
You need to get over it
and go to the gym.
369
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:29,591
Dad!
370
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,960
You never even used that free
two week trial that I got you.
371
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,228
And I went out
on a limb to get it.
372
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,263
Oh, my God, all you did
was walk inside and grab
373
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,099
a coupon off a counter.
Anyone can get one of those.
374
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,201
Excuse me. You know
how hard that is for me?
375
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,704
I don't like going places.
376
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:45,807
[Snorts] Oink, oink, oink,
oink, oink, oink, oink.
377
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:47,509
-[laughs]
-[June] Shut up, Jonathan!
378
00:16:47,609 --> 00:16:49,409
You troll!
379
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:53,915
♪ Put me down after
you have your way with me ♪
380
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,083
♪ I wanna be your toy ♪
381
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,821
♪ Pick me up when
you wanna play with me ♪
382
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,388
♪ I wanna be your toy ♪
383
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,124
♪ I need your touch
to come alive ♪
384
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,493
♪ I need your touch to
come alive ♪
385
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:10,430
June, I need your
undivided attention.
386
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:12,232
I need to ask you
something important.
387
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,233
What?
388
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,136
Have you noticed
anything strange about Jonathan?
389
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,039
Mom, why would I notice
anything about Jonathan?
390
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,709
[Marla] Well, I can't exactly
put my finger on it,
391
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,546
but he's on the computer
all night long.
392
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:27,715
And I think he's having sex.
393
00:17:28,016 --> 00:17:30,018
With the computer? What?
394
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,286
You know, you never worry
about me this way.
395
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,589
You're always so worried
about Jonathan.
396
00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,190
Like, I don't worry about you
and the way that you live.
397
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:40,227
I mean, look at this.
It's like a--like a cyclone
398
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,495
hit this.
399
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,130
[sniffs]
400
00:17:44,866 --> 00:17:46,133
This is bad.
401
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,803
What, is that smell
not normal?
402
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,238
Well, my boob sweat
doesn't smell.
403
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:55,743
But my mother's did,
and my sister's did.
404
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:58,012
So... But don't worry about it.
405
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,147
You're fine.
It's--it's--it's normal.
406
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:01,783
Okay.
407
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,418
Are you going like that?
408
00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,521
What? For what?
409
00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,288
The appointment, June.
410
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,858
The appointment you've known
about for two weeks.
411
00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:12,660
No!
412
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,663
No, no.
413
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,668
Hi, guys.
414
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:23,470
So it's kind of a long-standing
tradition of mine
415
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:25,873
to get a hot dog
before I see the doctor.
416
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,575
I'm half Jewish, half regular,
417
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:29,811
so I think traditions
are very important.
418
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:30,979
That's a June law.
419
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,781
Oh, yeah, that's
Dr. Weisman's office.
420
00:18:33,881 --> 00:18:37,752
Yeah. Thank you.
I don't know why we're going.
421
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:39,386
My mom's making me.
422
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,624
Hi, June Squad.
June has an appointment today.
423
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,960
Just a checkup. Nothing serious.
With Dr. Weisman.
424
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:49,931
Dr. Weisman has been serving
our community for some time now.
425
00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:52,232
-Mom, Mom, that's enough.
-He's a wonderful professional.
426
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,768
Mom, can you go make sure
they're giving me
427
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,135
both kinds of relish?
428
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,872
-[cellphone chimes]
-No, I don't have an STD.
429
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,507
That's not why I'm here.
430
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:00,508
You are blocked.
431
00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:05,245
[camera shutter clicks]
432
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,216
[knock on door]
433
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:10,718
Knock, knock.
434
00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:12,319
[camera shutter clicks]
435
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:15,523
Oh. Sorry to interrupt.
436
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:18,291
Oh. It's fine.
437
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,662
Go ahead.
Finish the photo shoot.
438
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:22,597
I got what I needed.
I'm good.
439
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:23,731
Oh, yeah?
440
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,265
So you just, uh,
441
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:28,268
put all that stuff out there
for public consumption, huh?
442
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,072
Of course I do. Vulnerability
is really big right now.
443
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,273
Oh.
Is that what it's called?
444
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,275
Well, I bet you deal
with a lot of perverts, huh?
445
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,177
Wouldn't you like to know?
446
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,015
So, has any of this
Internet stuff helped you
447
00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:42,349
catch a new boyfriend yet?
448
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,585
Uh, I have a lot of options,
449
00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:47,855
but I'd rather not talk
about it with you, Dr. Weisman.
450
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,257
Odd place to draw the line,
but okay.
451
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,959
Let's get this
over with, shall we?
452
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,029
All right, do me a favor.
Okay?
453
00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:56,496
Take a nice big inhale for me.
454
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:59,067
-[breathes in]
-Let it out.
455
00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,069
-[breathes out]
-Okay?
456
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,504
Do you like trains,
Dr. Weisman?
457
00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:05,205
Sorry?
458
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,175
I just find myself
loving trains lately.
459
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,644
And routines, schedules,
different models.
460
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:12,279
It's probably unrelated,
but I notice I'm struggling
461
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,247
-picking up on social cues.
-June, June.
462
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:17,451
You've been trying
this bullshit for over 20 years.
463
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:21,488
Okay? I'm not going to diagnose
you as on the spectrum.
464
00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:25,159
Fine. I am going
to diagnose you as an incel.
465
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,595
All right,
let's cut to the chase.
466
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,130
Are you still constipated?
467
00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:32,399
Have you stopped eating
all those peanut butter cups?
468
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,302
My God, why are you obsessed
with my bowel movements?
469
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,872
I'm not obsessed
with your bowel movements.
470
00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:38,973
I'm doing my job.
471
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,843
Do I need to ask your mother if
she needs to come and join us?
472
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,978
I don't know, do you need to?
473
00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:45,847
I'm asking you.
474
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:48,750
Wait. Why does everyone
want to have sex with my mom?
475
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,350
I don't wanna have
sex with your mom.
476
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,486
-Why are you so defensive?
-I'm not defensive.
477
00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:53,821
If you were going to give me
478
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,423
a consultation
for plastic surgery...
479
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:57,859
That's not what I do here.
480
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,193
But just, if you were,
481
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,864
what do you think you would do
to my face to make it better?
482
00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:04,031
As far as what?
483
00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:09,137
Just being hotter, prettier.
484
00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:10,638
I'd probably start
with your mouth.
485
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:12,039
Like lip filler?
486
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,041
No, I would sew
that sucker shut.
487
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:18,546
I heard your wife
is having an affair.
488
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,252
Well, that was embarrassing.
489
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:28,421
Oh, my God, who cares?
Dr. Weisman is a loser.
490
00:21:28,523 --> 00:21:29,924
You know if he was
a good doctor,
491
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:31,358
he'd be in a documentary by now.
492
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,493
But no one wants
his opinion on anything.
493
00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:35,930
We were very lucky to get
another appointment with him.
494
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,497
He reviewed your records, June.
495
00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,499
Why do I have to have
another appointment?
496
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:41,434
Didn't he tell you?
497
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:46,874
He says you're about 14 years
overdue for an HPV vaccine.
498
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,543
I bet he did.
499
00:21:48,743 --> 00:21:50,678
He only wants me to get it
because he's in love with me
500
00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:52,379
and wants to make sure
I don't have HPV
501
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,148
by the time he's divorced.
502
00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:58,619
Sorry, bro, but statistically,
I will have it by then.
503
00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,320
Is he getting divorced really?
504
00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:02,455
Yeah, he said
he's getting divorced
505
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:04,659
because he can't stop thinking
about me at night.
506
00:22:05,927 --> 00:22:08,596
[electronic music]
507
00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,599
[sighs]
508
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,782
[line ringing]
509
00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,218
If you don't go up and ask her,
I'm gonna do it for you.
510
00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:31,919
-No, don't do that.
-No, I really am.
511
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,487
I've got it under control.
I'm doing everything right.
512
00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:36,489
It's gonna happen
when it happens.
513
00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:37,625
No, come on, do it.
514
00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,426
[Davey] Why do you
keep doing this?
515
00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:41,028
You've been working here
for so long, and you deserve it.
516
00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:43,396
I know how these things are
done, and that's not the way
517
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,966
to go about it, okay?
518
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:47,535
[cellphone rings]
519
00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:49,770
Oh, my God, you said
you blocked her number.
520
00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:52,340
I did block her.
I fucking swear to God.
521
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,141
She knows, like, phone magic.
522
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:58,846
You know what? Answer it.
Come on, answer it.
523
00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:01,849
[ringing continues]
524
00:23:01,949 --> 00:23:02,650
Hello, June.
525
00:23:02,817 --> 00:23:04,151
Hey.
526
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,253
[Davey] Why are you calling me?
527
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:06,854
We just went over this.
528
00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:10,423
I don't know.
I guess I'm just following up.
529
00:23:10,524 --> 00:23:12,226
Uh, what's up with you?
530
00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:15,196
I'm eating dinner with Kelly,
my fiancée.
531
00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:17,031
Ugh, yucky.
532
00:23:17,732 --> 00:23:19,767
You're on speaker phone.
She can hear you.
533
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:22,136
-[June] What?!
-Hello, June.
534
00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:24,005
You need to take me
off speakerphone right now.
535
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,373
I can't do that. June.
536
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,375
Look, we went over this.
I'm sorry, I got to go.
537
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:28,776
[June] No, no, no.
I can explain.
538
00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:30,578
It's just, I can't do it while
she's listening to it.
539
00:23:32,346 --> 00:23:33,180
Ugh!
540
00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:35,816
Dave.
541
00:23:36,517 --> 00:23:37,685
What the fuck?
542
00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:41,856
Kelly. I'm sorry.
543
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,024
No.
544
00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:46,727
Your temper, like,
come on. It's--
545
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:49,196
-What the fuck?
-[Davey] Will you just like--
546
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:52,333
Hey, how about this?
How about this?
547
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,466
-No.
-Come on, have one of these.
548
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,102
You love these? Come on.
549
00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:55,970
-You always feel better--
-No!
550
00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:56,904
...with onion rings.
551
00:23:57,138 --> 00:23:59,140
[unsettling music]
552
00:23:59,373 --> 00:24:00,541
[sighs]
553
00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:06,881
[police radio chatter]
554
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,752
Are you guys
gonna get this guy?
555
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:14,088
Or are you gonna keep
asking me questions?
556
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:17,258
So you're not aware of anyone
who may have motive to do this?
557
00:24:17,358 --> 00:24:18,793
Uh, motive to steal
drugs and money?
558
00:24:18,893 --> 00:24:20,628
That's half the people
in this town.
559
00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:23,631
Maybe someone
targeting you specifically.
560
00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:26,000
Do you have anyone
you'd consider,
561
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,435
I don't know, an enemy?
562
00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,070
No, no, no,
I don't have any enemies.
563
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,471
I'm not a super hero.
Everyone likes me.
564
00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:33,074
You want to know the truth?
565
00:24:33,507 --> 00:24:35,109
You're coming off
pretty unlikable to me.
566
00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:37,578
-I am?
-Isn't that right, Piazzo?
567
00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:39,780
-Not a good vibe, is it?
-Not a good vibe at all.
568
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:43,483
That's how it works now?
The police go by vibes?
569
00:24:43,951 --> 00:24:45,152
Oh, my God!
570
00:24:47,088 --> 00:24:50,992
Oh, my God.
What the hell happened in here?
571
00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:52,293
Bill, I can't clean
any of this up.
572
00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:53,527
You don't have to.
573
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:56,797
-Who are you?
-Who am I? I run this place.
574
00:24:56,897 --> 00:24:58,065
No, she doesn't.
She just works here.
575
00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,433
What's your name?
576
00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:03,571
@ForeverJune on everything
except Snap, @JuneForever.
577
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:06,407
No, honey.
Your real life actual name.
578
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,177
Oh, June.
June Fine.
579
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,347
-You're writing that down?
-Mm-hmm.
580
00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:15,983
Why? He just told you
I work here.
581
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:19,687
That's why. So what is it that
you do here, Miss Fine?
582
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:23,557
I provide a memorable,
world class customer experience.
583
00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:25,059
And what does that mean exactly?
584
00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:27,661
She runs a register and talks
about 30 percent too much.
585
00:25:28,029 --> 00:25:29,163
[screams]
586
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:32,867
Why would someone do this?
587
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,035
Ew.
588
00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:37,004
[sobs]
589
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:40,307
We're going to need to catalog
the remainder of your inventory
590
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:41,976
and determine what's been taken.
591
00:25:42,243 --> 00:25:43,611
You deserve better.
592
00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:45,579
Also, I'm going to need
to talk to you
593
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:46,881
and June down at the station.
594
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,417
Why? Why me?
595
00:25:49,518 --> 00:25:51,152
-You can drive her.
-[June] Why?
596
00:25:51,252 --> 00:25:52,521
No!
597
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,723
-I'll play you for it.
-[June sobbing]
598
00:25:56,991 --> 00:25:57,825
Huh?
599
00:25:57,925 --> 00:25:59,794
[June] What is
wrong with people?
600
00:25:59,894 --> 00:26:02,897
-Not fucking up my car.
-Not the Neapolitans!
601
00:26:03,532 --> 00:26:05,066
Those are hard to find.
602
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,601
[tense music]
603
00:26:17,011 --> 00:26:18,779
You're enjoying
those suckers, huh?
604
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:20,614
Did you want one?
605
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:22,283
No.
606
00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:24,952
Honestly, that's your loss.
607
00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:33,360
With oat milk,
Your Highness.
608
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:38,165
Wait. What brand oat milk?
609
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,301
Drink the fucking coffee.
610
00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:41,969
That's the brand.
611
00:26:46,207 --> 00:26:47,908
Okay, I have to say,
612
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,444
normally when I see these rooms
on TV, they look so scary.
613
00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:54,081
But now that I'm in here, it is
such a vibe, like it's a mood.
614
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:56,117
I love how I look
in this mirror.
615
00:26:56,217 --> 00:26:57,485
No one cares.
616
00:26:57,918 --> 00:27:01,288
[David] I need you to start
answering questions, June. Okay?
617
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:03,491
There were a lot
of controlled substances
618
00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:04,825
taken from that pharmacy.
619
00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,528
This is very serious.
620
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,597
I understand,
and now that I'm caffeinated
621
00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:10,397
and had my snack,
I am totally down.
622
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:11,465
What do you guys want to know?
623
00:27:11,566 --> 00:27:12,534
Where were you last night?
624
00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:15,169
Home with my family, obviously.
625
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,737
Why is that obvious?
626
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:18,772
Because I don't go out at night
627
00:27:18,873 --> 00:27:20,374
because I get a stomach ache
after I have dinner,
628
00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,010
and my car can't be on the road
more than three miles a day.
629
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,945
Can your parents
corroborate that?
630
00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:27,616
Yeah, my mom can for
the food stomach ache part,
631
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,250
and my dad for the car part.
632
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,818
I'm just gonna come
right out and ask it.
633
00:27:30,918 --> 00:27:33,454
No, I will not go out with you.
634
00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:35,456
I'm kidding. Unless you were.
635
00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:37,491
Miss Fine, did you have
anything to do
636
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:39,260
with the break-in
at the pharmacy?
637
00:27:39,528 --> 00:27:41,530
What? Are you joking?
638
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,931
You'd know if I was joking.
639
00:27:44,231 --> 00:27:45,499
He's hilarious.
640
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:48,570
I do Comedy Sports
every other Tuesday.
641
00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:51,573
-Mm-hmm.
-I would never do anything
642
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:54,742
to destroy thousands of dollars
worth of ice cream like that.
643
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,611
What's the nature
of your relationship
644
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:59,213
with Davey Woodbridge?
645
00:28:00,948 --> 00:28:03,518
Um, uh, he's a friend.
646
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:06,153
-A friend?
-An ex-boyfriend.
647
00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:07,656
Excuse me. Speak up.
648
00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:10,559
He's a friend,
an ex-boyfriend,
649
00:28:10,659 --> 00:28:13,528
which is famously
a type of friend.
650
00:28:13,628 --> 00:28:17,198
Really? Because my friends
usually don't go to a judge
651
00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:18,966
and get a restraining
order against me.
652
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,468
-Mm.
-Oh, my God, I know who did it.
653
00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:25,105
What a way to get me back.
654
00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:27,041
Whom are you referring to,
Miss Fine?
655
00:28:27,141 --> 00:28:32,246
It is just a theory at this
point, but, guys, it was Davey.
656
00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:34,215
He robbed the pharmacy
to neg me.
657
00:28:34,315 --> 00:28:37,451
He's the only person who knows
how much I love that ice cream.
658
00:28:37,552 --> 00:28:39,119
We already spoke
to Mr. Woodbridge.
659
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:42,356
He has an alibi. He was with
his fiancée all night long.
660
00:28:43,324 --> 00:28:45,627
Well, maybe
I should bring him in.
661
00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,061
Which one of you
can deputize me?
662
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:49,763
Look, June, I don't know what
your involvement in this robbery
663
00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:51,131
was, if any.
664
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,001
But I really do
have to tell you,
665
00:28:54,268 --> 00:28:58,839
I am not liking your attitude,
and I am definitely not liking
666
00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:02,443
what I'm seeing in here
or in there.
667
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:06,046
Well, last I checked,
it's not a crime
668
00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:07,948
to have a bad personality.
669
00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:09,718
That's a good thing for you.
670
00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:12,119
Because you'd have
a life sentence.
671
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:21,395
I'm saying that overtime
should be a tie, shouldn't it?
672
00:29:21,495 --> 00:29:23,831
I am so mad right now.
673
00:29:24,131 --> 00:29:25,866
No, I'm saying that
it should be a push.
674
00:29:26,534 --> 00:29:27,868
Then I'll take the parlay.
675
00:29:27,968 --> 00:29:31,038
Hello? I just said
I'm so mad right now.
676
00:29:31,372 --> 00:29:32,473
What's wrong, darling?
677
00:29:32,574 --> 00:29:35,476
The pharmacy got robbed,
and the police questioned me.
678
00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:37,478
Like in a bad way.
679
00:29:37,579 --> 00:29:38,647
-Really?
-The pharmacy got robbed.
680
00:29:38,747 --> 00:29:39,714
What happened?
681
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,382
All the ice cream melted.
682
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,817
-Aw.
-It was awful.
683
00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:46,186
-How's Bill?
-He's fine. Who cares?
684
00:29:46,287 --> 00:29:48,623
But the police are acting like
I had something to do with it.
685
00:29:48,723 --> 00:29:50,558
-Did you?
-No. Obviously not.
686
00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:52,192
Maybe it's not obvious to them.
687
00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:54,028
Mom, I don't have time
to argue with you.
688
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,863
Not after what happened
to the ice cream.
689
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,098
Okay, I'll take
the six and a half.
690
00:29:59,601 --> 00:30:00,834
Thank you.
691
00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:03,170
[groans]
692
00:30:03,270 --> 00:30:05,507
Wow. Glad to know
that you can't be bothered
693
00:30:05,607 --> 00:30:07,274
when you're on the phone
with your precious bookie,
694
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:11,145
even though your daughter just
got interrogated by the police.
695
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,881
The good news
is that I was down,
696
00:30:14,181 --> 00:30:16,350
but I clawed my way
back from the dead.
697
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:19,920
Jesus. The Bulls suck.
Rookie of the year, my ass.
698
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:23,090
That kid doesn't do shit
to elevate his teammates.
699
00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:25,760
That's what Michael Jordan did,
elevated his teammates.
700
00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:27,895
That's what
this little lovebug does.
701
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,764
Elevates her teammates.
[smooching]
702
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:31,766
Come on, baby.
[smooching]
703
00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,768
-It's almost over.
-[laughs]
704
00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,203
God, you guys set
such a confusing example.
705
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,706
I don't think so.
706
00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:40,608
Sweet pea, you got broken into.
Big deal.
707
00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:42,343
Bill isn't going to use this
as an excuse
708
00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:44,044
to not give you
a raise though, is he?
709
00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:46,080
Because, you know, if you're
going to continue living here,
710
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,682
you really should
start contributing.
711
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:50,685
Oh, my God, after everything
I just went through?
712
00:30:50,785 --> 00:30:52,654
[upbeat music]
713
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,256
Hey, I've been questioned
by the police a million times.
714
00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,091
Come on.
715
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:02,996
Ooh. Come on now.
716
00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:05,499
Where are you guys?
717
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,370
I'm carrying this team
on my goddamn back.
718
00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:14,743
I can't find my Nalgene.
Did you take it?
719
00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:17,177
I can't pause this.
I'm online.
720
00:31:17,612 --> 00:31:18,713
Dude, where's my Nalgene?
721
00:31:18,813 --> 00:31:21,281
What would I want to do with
your stupid fucking water bottle
722
00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:23,484
that has your stinky ass breath
all over it?
723
00:31:23,984 --> 00:31:25,352
And nasty...
724
00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:27,020
Maybe I left it at the pharmacy.
725
00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,790
[Johnathon] Wait, is that--
Is that what you guys
726
00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,792
were yelling about downstairs?
727
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,761
Are you, like,
getting locked up?
728
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,261
Why? What did you hear?
729
00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:36,296
Uh, I don't know.
Your shit got robbed.
730
00:31:36,397 --> 00:31:37,632
You got detained.
731
00:31:37,732 --> 00:31:41,301
The cops don't fucking know shit
because they're fucking stupid.
732
00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:44,138
ACAB. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, you know?
733
00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:46,373
Yeah, I am well aware
it's going to be up to me
734
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:47,776
to solve this case.
735
00:31:47,876 --> 00:31:50,779
And I have my suspicions
about who did it.
736
00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:52,647
Uh, like, who?
737
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:53,947
Are you kidding me?
738
00:31:54,047 --> 00:31:55,983
Probably someone
trying to frame me.
739
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,118
There is no shortage
of people in this town
740
00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:00,120
who would love
to see me hang for this.
741
00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:03,023
Oh, yeah. I mean, you got
a beef with like everybody.
742
00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:06,427
Oh, don't worry,
I'll be casting a wide net.
743
00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:09,096
As far as I'm concerned,
every single person in this town
744
00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:10,964
is guilty until proven innocent.
745
00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:14,168
Bad! Okay, well, that sounds
super fucking boring.
746
00:32:14,268 --> 00:32:16,604
So if you could, like,
leave me alone, please.
747
00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:17,971
Make me.
748
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,574
-[farts]
-Ew! Ugh!
749
00:32:19,674 --> 00:32:21,576
God! Disgusting!
750
00:32:21,676 --> 00:32:24,178
Oh, yeah. Come on now.
751
00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,079
Ooh-whee.
752
00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:28,716
[groovy music]
753
00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:39,727
[keys clacking]
754
00:33:10,123 --> 00:33:12,459
[Up-tempo music plays]
755
00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:40,522
[Davey] My little June.
756
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:46,728
Will you marry me?
757
00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:50,330
[music continues]
758
00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:57,337
Yes, Davey. Yes.
759
00:33:58,338 --> 00:33:59,607
Yes.
760
00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:02,142
Davey, Davey.
761
00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:06,648
[June continues]
Davey, Davey, Davey, Davey...
762
00:34:17,825 --> 00:34:19,092
Why did you marry dad?
763
00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:22,030
Oh, why? We were in love.
764
00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:24,866
-Are you still in love?
-Sure we are.
765
00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:27,802
I know he's still in love
with you. He's a sad old man.
766
00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:30,605
But are you still
in love with him?
767
00:34:30,705 --> 00:34:32,707
Did you have another dream
about Davey last night?
768
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,241
No.
769
00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:38,746
You know, you don't always
have to make this
770
00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:40,314
about me and your father.
771
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:42,349
I just want to know how
I'm going to turn out.
772
00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:44,819
And you and dad
are the only roadmap I have.
773
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,555
June, Davey was your first love.
774
00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:49,591
You will always remember
your first love.
775
00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:53,226
But this is getting ridiculous.
There's so many fish in the sea.
776
00:34:53,327 --> 00:34:57,297
But fish are scary.
Especially the ones in the sea.
777
00:34:57,397 --> 00:35:00,233
[rock music playing]
778
00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,084
Okay, June, you got this.
779
00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:19,453
At the very least, you'll get
a free frosty Freddy out of it.
780
00:35:21,388 --> 00:35:23,558
♪ I'm always losing,
I'm always losing ♪
781
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:26,527
♪ I'm always losing,
and my self-esteem so low ♪
782
00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:29,129
♪ You got a new friend,
you got a new friend ♪
783
00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:31,633
♪ And I heard he's better
looking than most ♪
784
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,635
[bell jingles]
785
00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:35,168
Hi. Welcome to
Freddy's Spaceships.
786
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:36,738
What can I get for you today?
787
00:35:37,437 --> 00:35:39,172
Smells like you guys need
to change your oil.
788
00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:42,076
Yeah, we can check on that.
789
00:35:42,175 --> 00:35:43,778
Would you like to place
an order?
790
00:35:43,878 --> 00:35:45,647
You don't know who I am?
791
00:35:45,747 --> 00:35:47,381
That's okay. You must be new
here. What is your name?
792
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:49,817
-Randy.
-Hi, Randy. I'm June.
793
00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:51,919
I used to work here.
794
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:52,920
Cool.
795
00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,556
Are you gonna order something?
796
00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:57,825
Yeah, I will take a double
cheeseburger with ketchup
797
00:35:57,925 --> 00:35:59,292
and mustard instead.
798
00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,361
Uh, individual, or would you
like the meal?
799
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,831
I'll take the meal. And, yes,
upgrade me to the Frosty Freddy.
800
00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:07,367
And yes, the extra
$1.79 charge is just fine.
801
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,572
Also, can you tell me
where the manager is?
802
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,374
-The owner?
-No. Not her.
803
00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:18,178
Uh, the manager.
Really cute guy named Davey.
804
00:36:18,278 --> 00:36:20,515
Is something
unsatisfactory here, ma'am?
805
00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:22,650
I told you, my name is June.
806
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:26,854
I used to work here, and I had
the highest level of clearance.
807
00:36:27,021 --> 00:36:28,089
Where's Davey?
808
00:36:28,221 --> 00:36:29,691
I haven't seen him today.
809
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:34,729
That's weird because
right here, I have the schedule.
810
00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:38,398
Yep. It says he's on for today.
811
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,101
He picked up a different shift.
812
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:41,669
Must be with his wife
or something.
813
00:36:41,769 --> 00:36:42,937
Fiancée.
814
00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:44,939
Yeah, they're not married.
815
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:48,109
Kind of makes you
ask yourself why not? Right?
816
00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:51,846
Could you find out
where he might have gone?
817
00:36:52,245 --> 00:36:55,215
Hey, there's some girl here who
wants to know where Davey is.
818
00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:56,984
My name is June.
819
00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:58,452
Her name's June.
820
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,290
Well, well, well.
821
00:37:03,558 --> 00:37:06,060
Look what crawled out
of a rat's ass.
822
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,129
Hi there, Nicole.
823
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,397
-You still owe me $200.
-I do?
824
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,232
Don't play like you
don't know.
825
00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:15,469
Remember the day I fired you?
Do you recall now?
826
00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:17,004
Vaguely.
827
00:37:17,171 --> 00:37:18,740
You stole all the ice cream!
828
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,775
You told me
I could take some home.
829
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:22,877
Did your frozen ass brain
really think
830
00:37:22,977 --> 00:37:24,444
I meant 15 gallons worth?
831
00:37:24,545 --> 00:37:25,947
Where you even put it all at?
832
00:37:26,047 --> 00:37:27,280
You never specified an amount.
833
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:29,717
I took home some ice cream.
834
00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:31,552
Hm.
835
00:37:31,986 --> 00:37:33,721
I heard the pharmacy got robbed.
836
00:37:33,888 --> 00:37:35,156
It did.
837
00:37:35,355 --> 00:37:37,024
Well, maybe Bill know
the type of people
838
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,893
he got around him now.
839
00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:43,097
What? If you steal from me,
why wouldn't you steal from him?
840
00:37:43,197 --> 00:37:44,999
I would never do anything
to hurt Bill.
841
00:37:45,099 --> 00:37:46,634
Now, where's Davey?
842
00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:48,368
You don't get it,
do you, little girl?
843
00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:50,071
You got dumped.
He don't want you no more.
844
00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:53,641
And Jesus, you still live
at home with your mama.
845
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,408
Why would an attractive
guy like Davey
846
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:56,711
even want somebody like you?
847
00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:58,679
I don't know if you know this,
but his girlfriend
848
00:37:58,780 --> 00:37:59,547
is hot as hell.
849
00:38:00,248 --> 00:38:01,616
What? Your little tummy hurt
850
00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:03,416
from all the cupcakes
you've been eating?
851
00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:06,319
Your mommy and daddy can't
help you with your problems?
852
00:38:06,621 --> 00:38:09,456
I got the double
cheeseburger, no sauce,
853
00:38:09,557 --> 00:38:10,758
and the Frosty Freddy.
854
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,662
Change your damn oil.
855
00:38:14,929 --> 00:38:17,397
Oh, really? Hey, be sure
to give Bill my blessings.
856
00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:19,033
[bell jingles]
857
00:38:20,134 --> 00:38:21,669
Did she pay?
858
00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:25,006
Of course not.
Little bitch.
859
00:38:25,106 --> 00:38:27,508
[slurping]
860
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,687
[line ringing]
861
00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:44,324
[Marla] Perfect timing.We just started dinner.
862
00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,326
That's okay, I already ate.
863
00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:48,361
[Marla] Well,I'll make you a plate.
864
00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:52,099
Mom, I need to tell you
something. It's important.
865
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,467
[Marla] Don't worry.I know how to hide your plate.
866
00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:56,938
Trust me.
Your father will never find it.
867
00:38:57,305 --> 00:38:59,540
If I do find it,
I'm going to sprinkle gluten
868
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,075
all over it.Look out!
869
00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:03,476
[Johnathon] Yeah, Daddydon't want your damn plate.
870
00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:07,748
Mom, I think I've realized
that life is short,
871
00:39:07,849 --> 00:39:12,620
and I think I'm going to start
doing some investigatory work.
872
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,858
And I also think that maybe
I'm going to move out.
873
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:19,426
[Marla] That's great.June's moving out!
874
00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:20,228
-[Arnold] Really?!
-[Johnathon] Yes!
875
00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:21,762
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
876
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:23,631
[laughs]
877
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:26,334
I said I think
I'm going to move out.
878
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,803
Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
879
00:39:28,903 --> 00:39:31,072
Never mind.
She's just thinking about it.
880
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,373
-Oh.
-[sighs]
881
00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:35,776
Your plate will be
under the bathroom sink.
882
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,078
[whispers] Thank you.
883
00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:40,848
[suspenseful music]
884
00:39:42,817 --> 00:39:43,718
Yes.
885
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:11,112
Is that a fingerprint?
886
00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:12,947
[door opens]
887
00:40:16,183 --> 00:40:17,351
[camera shutter clicks]
888
00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:18,953
You must be really bored.
889
00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:23,557
Huh? What are you doing here
890
00:40:23,658 --> 00:40:26,260
at the scene of the crime,
after hours?
891
00:40:26,627 --> 00:40:29,030
I own this place.
What are you doing here?
892
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:32,199
Right, well,
I'm collecting evidence.
893
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,601
Okay? So you're welcome.
894
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:36,003
I didn't know you cared
about this place so much.
895
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,004
That's nice.
896
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:39,941
It's just
Davey is such an asshole.
897
00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:44,745
Oh, it's about Davey.
That makes more sense. Mm.
898
00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:48,115
Like, why wouldn't
we be together, you know?
899
00:40:48,215 --> 00:40:49,650
We were so comfortable.
900
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:52,420
Life's not always about
being comfortable.
901
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,855
It should be. I fucking love
being comfortable.
902
00:40:55,089 --> 00:40:56,724
What I'm saying is sometimes
we have to put ourselves
903
00:40:56,824 --> 00:40:58,626
out there and take a risk.
That's all.
904
00:40:58,859 --> 00:41:00,962
I'm risk averse.
That's not for me.
905
00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:04,497
Channel all this Davey energy
into finding someone new.
906
00:41:04,732 --> 00:41:07,101
Have the cops called?
Do they have any suspects yet?
907
00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:10,071
No, no, but I feel like
I'm one of their top suspects,
908
00:41:10,171 --> 00:41:11,272
which is bullshit.
909
00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:12,673
How did that happen?
910
00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:14,709
They asked me how much
money I make,
911
00:41:14,809 --> 00:41:17,244
and I told them that Cindy and I
were saving up for a new house.
912
00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:18,579
And then they insinuated
913
00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:20,715
that it's a big scam
for a big payout.
914
00:41:20,815 --> 00:41:23,483
I knew those detectives
were useless.
915
00:41:23,751 --> 00:41:26,253
I bet they're on the take,
whatever that means.
916
00:41:26,354 --> 00:41:28,356
[Bill] Now the insurance company
won't cover anything
917
00:41:28,456 --> 00:41:30,558
until I'm cleared
in the investigation.
918
00:41:30,658 --> 00:41:33,527
That is Jack and Rose
level unfair.
919
00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:36,697
Hey, does your dad
still gamble?
920
00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:39,867
Ugh, so embarrassing
of you to ask, but yes. Why?
921
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:42,737
Can you, uh, hook me up
with his bookie?
922
00:41:42,837 --> 00:41:45,373
Dude, you do not want
to go down that road.
923
00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:47,475
In fact, stay off
all roads my dad's on.
924
00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,276
Cindy really wants that house.
925
00:41:49,543 --> 00:41:51,445
Maybe I can make
some extra cash by betting.
926
00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:54,181
No, no, no, no,
Cindy would not want that.
927
00:41:54,382 --> 00:41:55,616
I'm not gonna tell her.
928
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:58,853
I wonder if my dad
lies to my mom.
929
00:41:59,286 --> 00:42:00,388
He definitely does.
930
00:42:00,488 --> 00:42:01,589
If you really want to be
part of that world,
931
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:03,190
there's that bar
on Friar Street.
932
00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,292
It's where all the old
miserable men hang out.
933
00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:06,861
I don't know
if my immune system
934
00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,429
is strong enough to go in there.
935
00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,297
It's probably not. Ooh!
936
00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:17,271
Oh, my God. What if one
of those losers knows something?
937
00:42:17,506 --> 00:42:19,673
Which losers?
Knows something about what?
938
00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:21,942
About the robbery.
Isn't that what criminals do?
939
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:25,312
They sit around and play pool
and drink beer
940
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:26,547
and talk about their crimes?
941
00:42:26,714 --> 00:42:28,249
You watch too many movies.
942
00:42:30,918 --> 00:42:31,919
Let's go.
943
00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:33,454
-Right now?
-I'm serious.
944
00:42:33,554 --> 00:42:34,922
Let's go right now.
945
00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:36,657
We could have sold those.
946
00:42:36,757 --> 00:42:39,226
Is everything about money
with you, Mr. Krabs?
947
00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,462
We need energy. Let's go.
948
00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:43,597
[tense hip hop music]
949
00:42:52,606 --> 00:42:54,075
All right, let me
do all the talking.
950
00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:56,511
As if anyone could stop
that from happening.
951
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:58,212
Hello, sir.
We'd like to come in.
952
00:42:59,080 --> 00:42:59,914
Y'all together?
953
00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:01,715
-[Bill] Yeah.
-What does it look like?
954
00:43:02,517 --> 00:43:03,350
Hm.
955
00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:07,121
A nightmare.
956
00:43:08,322 --> 00:43:09,590
Go ahead, man.
957
00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,292
Well, don't you want
to see our IDs?
958
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:13,494
Nah. I'm good. Go ahead.
959
00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:15,162
Well, what if I'm not 21?
960
00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:17,098
Oh. You are.
961
00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,600
You are definitely 21. Plus.
962
00:43:20,167 --> 00:43:21,368
Go on inside.
963
00:43:21,570 --> 00:43:23,037
I don't think you're
very good at your job.
964
00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:24,105
Go, June.
965
00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:26,207
I'm sorry, dawg.
966
00:43:26,307 --> 00:43:27,208
Just--I know.
967
00:43:27,308 --> 00:43:29,043
[country music]
968
00:43:29,143 --> 00:43:30,077
Very kind of you.
969
00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:36,417
♪ You've been making your
brags around town ♪
970
00:43:36,518 --> 00:43:38,185
♪ That you've been
a loving my man ♪
971
00:43:38,285 --> 00:43:39,554
It's so loud.
972
00:43:39,653 --> 00:43:41,188
It smells weird in here.
973
00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:42,557
♪ When he picks up trash ♪
974
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:44,658
♪ He puts it in a garbage can ♪
975
00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:46,160
[Bill] Where are you going?
976
00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:49,964
♪ And that's what you look
like to me and what I see ♪
977
00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:51,566
Yes.
978
00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:54,034
♪ You better close your face
and stay out of the way ♪
979
00:43:54,135 --> 00:43:58,540
Hey, is there like a scooper
or a popcorn attendant?
980
00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:01,510
Hey, mama.
Popcorn is for players.
981
00:44:02,109 --> 00:44:03,711
Well, whose
stupid rule is that?
982
00:44:04,044 --> 00:44:06,914
Technically not on the books,
but unofficial house policy.
983
00:44:07,882 --> 00:44:09,717
Is this your house?
984
00:44:09,950 --> 00:44:11,685
No, this is not my house.
985
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:14,054
By the way, baby doll.
My name is Crawford.
986
00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:17,658
Okay, Crawford,
if it's not your house,
987
00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:19,528
then I guess I have to ask,
988
00:44:19,628 --> 00:44:21,362
who made you
lord of the popcorn?
989
00:44:21,462 --> 00:44:24,431
You wanna come over here?
I'll, uh, give you a lesson.
990
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:26,934
Ew.
991
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:33,174
Ugh.
992
00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:38,312
-Jesus.
-I tried to be sanitary.
993
00:44:39,648 --> 00:44:40,814
No, you didn't.
994
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:45,486
♪ You'll bite off more
than you can chew ♪
995
00:44:45,587 --> 00:44:48,355
♪ If you get too cute or witty ♪
996
00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:51,692
♪ You better move your feet
if you don't wanna eat ♪
997
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:54,929
♪ A meal that's
called Fist City ♪
998
00:44:55,162 --> 00:44:56,163
What'll it be?
999
00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:59,300
Oh, uh, do you guys have
Pacific Barista Blend oat milk?
1000
00:44:59,733 --> 00:45:01,335
If it's not up there,
then we don't got it.
1001
00:45:01,902 --> 00:45:03,370
I'm good with popcorn. Thanks.
1002
00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:04,939
[chuckles] No you're not.
1003
00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:06,740
If you sit at the bar,
you have to order a drink.
1004
00:45:07,107 --> 00:45:09,376
What? Why are there
so many rules in this place?
1005
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,978
I feel like I'm back in school.
1006
00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:12,647
Most of the men at this bar
right now
1007
00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:14,448
can't go within
500 feet of a school.
1008
00:45:15,316 --> 00:45:17,586
Now, what'll it be?
1009
00:45:18,052 --> 00:45:21,288
Um, I've actually
never ordered at a bar before.
1010
00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:25,826
Good God. Okay.
How about a Shirley Temple?
1011
00:45:25,926 --> 00:45:27,995
Yes. Oh, my God,
I used to drink those at all
1012
00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:29,496
the bar and bat mitzvahs.
1013
00:45:29,598 --> 00:45:31,533
Generously grenadine'd please.
1014
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:35,236
♪ Once in a while
when I'm dreaming ♪
1015
00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:37,238
Hello, amigo.
1016
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:41,175
What are you guys playing?
1017
00:45:43,545 --> 00:45:44,613
Darts.
1018
00:45:44,845 --> 00:45:46,914
-Ah.
-Playin' darts.
1019
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:51,051
I like your mustache.
Look, I got the same.
1020
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,119
[chuckles]
1021
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:55,089
We're the same.
1022
00:45:56,591 --> 00:46:03,330
♪ I won't be alone, and I know
I'll never be blue ♪
1023
00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:05,533
[bartender] Happy now,
sweetheart?
1024
00:46:08,302 --> 00:46:10,505
It's actually so good.
Thank you.
1025
00:46:10,705 --> 00:46:13,207
Good.
I'm so happy that you're happy.
1026
00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:16,310
Any chance you want
to help me out a little more?
1027
00:46:16,578 --> 00:46:17,911
No, not really.
1028
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,281
Who's the guy
all the degenerate loser dads
1029
00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:22,517
come in here
and place their bets with?
1030
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:25,185
No clue what you're
talking about right now.
1031
00:46:25,587 --> 00:46:30,324
Let's try this. Have you seen
a guy come in here who's older,
1032
00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:32,926
looks kind of like me,
angry all the time?
1033
00:46:33,193 --> 00:46:35,829
You actually look
like a lot of guys
1034
00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:37,798
-I've seen in here.
-Right. Okay.
1035
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:41,869
Well, one of those
misfits is probably my dad.
1036
00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:43,470
And just to give you
a little back story,
1037
00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,740
he never taught me
how to ride a bike.
1038
00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,642
I have a feeling
there's a lot of things
1039
00:46:47,742 --> 00:46:48,909
your dad didn't teach you.
1040
00:46:49,143 --> 00:46:51,445
You're right. Oh, my God.
Okay, so now you get me. Yeah.
1041
00:46:51,546 --> 00:46:53,147
He didn't teach me how to swim.
There's a lot.
1042
00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:57,151
But is there anything
you can tell me about my dad
1043
00:46:57,251 --> 00:47:00,020
that I might not already know?
1044
00:47:00,187 --> 00:47:03,324
Look, did you hit your head
or something on the way in here?
1045
00:47:03,525 --> 00:47:05,025
What?
1046
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,327
Shirley Temple's on the house.
Don't worry about it.
1047
00:47:06,427 --> 00:47:08,095
But I have to go tend
to my regulars now.
1048
00:47:08,195 --> 00:47:11,098
And I suggest that whatever
daddy issues you have,
1049
00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:14,703
you deal with with a therapist
and not a bartender.
1050
00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:18,105
♪ Dream my life away after ♪
1051
00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:19,607
Awkward.
1052
00:47:23,745 --> 00:47:26,447
♪ If I still ♪
1053
00:47:26,947 --> 00:47:28,916
All right, Crawford,
you're up next.
1054
00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:33,621
[intense music]
1055
00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:40,127
Hey there, Crawford.
1056
00:47:40,227 --> 00:47:41,962
Thought maybe we could have
a little chit chat.
1057
00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:44,566
Hey, baby boo,
did you come over here
1058
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,066
to get some more
of your corn pop?
1059
00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:47,802
Always.
1060
00:47:48,135 --> 00:47:50,170
Seriously, what do you want?
We got money on this game.
1061
00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:52,172
Well, that is really
good news to me,
1062
00:47:52,272 --> 00:47:54,642
because that means you are
the exact type of dudes
1063
00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:56,276
I'm looking to chat with.
1064
00:47:56,745 --> 00:47:58,045
What's that supposed to mean?
1065
00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:02,817
Well, you're participating in
illegal gambling, so, you know,
1066
00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,351
you know stuff
about criminality.
1067
00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:05,986
Hey, keep your voice down.
1068
00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:09,591
I'm looking for information
about a robbery.
1069
00:48:09,858 --> 00:48:10,592
See that gu--
1070
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,694
And Bill's asleep.
1071
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,229
Anyways, he happens
to own a pharmacy
1072
00:48:15,329 --> 00:48:17,197
that got knocked off
the other night.
1073
00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:18,365
Pharmacy?
1074
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,870
Crawford, it's your shot.
1075
00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:25,272
And can we get this rat terrier
out of here?
1076
00:48:25,372 --> 00:48:26,407
[laughter]
1077
00:48:26,508 --> 00:48:27,908
[June chuckles]
1078
00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:30,010
I'll have you know
that everyone in my life agrees,
1079
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:32,446
if I were a dog,
I'd be a King Charles Cavalier.
1080
00:48:32,547 --> 00:48:34,381
So nice try.
But you embarrassed yourself.
1081
00:48:34,481 --> 00:48:38,586
And also, sir, how long have
you been an unemployed criminal?
1082
00:48:39,754 --> 00:48:41,021
Why are you recording this?
1083
00:48:41,121 --> 00:48:42,891
I do have a modest amount
of followers,
1084
00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,692
but they have
a lot of time on their hands.
1085
00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:47,428
Crawford, come on.
1086
00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:50,130
Hey, hey, come on.
Take it easy.
1087
00:48:50,964 --> 00:48:52,600
I'll tell you what you want.
1088
00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,035
What do you got?
1089
00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:58,172
Yeah, I heard about a few
break-ins at some places,
1090
00:48:58,272 --> 00:49:00,207
but I don't know anything
about who did it.
1091
00:49:00,542 --> 00:49:03,110
And I support pharmacies.
I'm pro drug.
1092
00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:05,179
Yeah, I can tell
by those pupils.
1093
00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:07,381
This is because of
my anxiety, okay?
1094
00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:10,117
If you're going to
post that, don't tag me.
1095
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:11,753
My account's already
been suspended
1096
00:49:11,853 --> 00:49:13,688
twice for misinformation.
1097
00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:16,658
That's the least surprising
thing I've heard all day.
1098
00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,192
Look, I don't plan to post it,
1099
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,961
but if I don't get what I need,
I certainly will.
1100
00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:25,265
All right.
You didn't hear it here, okay?
1101
00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:30,337
Might want to talk to
that girl across the street.
1102
00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:31,371
What girl?
1103
00:49:31,706 --> 00:49:34,576
At the weed store.
She works the cash register.
1104
00:49:35,075 --> 00:49:37,077
[sighs]
I really don't love weed.
1105
00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:38,847
Or that you're passing me off
to someone else.
1106
00:49:38,947 --> 00:49:40,247
But you're lucky.
1107
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:42,750
I relate very well to girls
who work at cash registers.
1108
00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:44,619
So we're good?
1109
00:49:44,819 --> 00:49:46,019
We're amazing.
1110
00:49:46,521 --> 00:49:50,758
Oh, since we're good, maybe,
uh, give me a follow on Insta.
1111
00:49:51,893 --> 00:49:54,461
That's really embarrassing.
1112
00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:59,466
[Shane] So I eat the whole bar,
thinking it's just like
1113
00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:02,102
a Girl Scout candy bar
or some shit.
1114
00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,403
And that was
the mushroom chocolate.
1115
00:50:03,505 --> 00:50:07,407
So I was tripping B-A-L-L-S.
Balls.
1116
00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:12,145
[chuckles] Damn.
All I do is smoke weed all day.
1117
00:50:12,246 --> 00:50:16,083
Yo, stop with this
fucking conversation.
1118
00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:18,218
Jenny, it's a weed store.
1119
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:22,055
Stupid conversation is
par for the course.
1120
00:50:22,155 --> 00:50:24,626
Ugh, God, it smells
in here, too.
1121
00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:28,495
What's up? Welcome to Puffers.
1122
00:50:28,596 --> 00:50:30,163
Interested in
any of our pre-rolls?
1123
00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:32,700
Pre-rolls? Is that like
a buttered cinnamon thing?
1124
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,234
We don't have cinnamon,
1125
00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:37,271
but we do have blueberry
and sour apple.
1126
00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:40,073
Can I ask you,
do you feel safe here?
1127
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:42,810
Yeah. They cool.
That's Gary, the owner.
1128
00:50:46,213 --> 00:50:48,248
-Okay.
-What's up? What you need?
1129
00:50:48,516 --> 00:50:53,855
Um, I'm looking for someone
or something.
1130
00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:56,356
We got flower, oil, edibles.
1131
00:50:56,456 --> 00:50:59,727
Oh, no, actually, uh, this guy
across the street told me
1132
00:50:59,827 --> 00:51:03,531
you might be the right person
to get the hot gossip from.
1133
00:51:04,032 --> 00:51:05,499
Which dumbass told you that?
1134
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,435
I'll never reveal my sources.
But it was Crawford.
1135
00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:10,137
Of course he did.
1136
00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:11,639
And he begged you
to follow him, too, right?
1137
00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,073
He did. It was cringe.
1138
00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:14,509
Wait. Who are you?
1139
00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:16,310
Sorry. Hi. I'm June.
1140
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:17,912
It's really nice to meet you.
1141
00:51:18,012 --> 00:51:19,614
June, what's up? I'm Jenny.
1142
00:51:19,814 --> 00:51:21,181
So, Jenny, do you know
1143
00:51:21,281 --> 00:51:24,484
anything about a pharmacy
robbery here in town?
1144
00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:27,487
And I'm cool.
I'm not like the cops.
1145
00:51:27,822 --> 00:51:30,658
I don't know about cool,
but you shady. I fuck with it.
1146
00:51:30,758 --> 00:51:32,660
Y'all heard anything
about a pharmacy getting robbed?
1147
00:51:32,827 --> 00:51:34,361
I don't watch the news.
1148
00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:37,130
All I'll do is smoke weed.
[coughs]
1149
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:40,702
Now, when you say pharmacy,
do you mean dispensary?
1150
00:51:40,802 --> 00:51:45,138
Because in Europe, they actually
call dispensaries pharmacies.
1151
00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:47,107
We are not in France!
1152
00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:49,077
What the hell that got
to do with anything?
1153
00:51:49,176 --> 00:51:50,645
I can't keep up
with this conversation.
1154
00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:53,180
I do love baguettes and
French onion soup, but--
1155
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,049
[Shane] Well, we can go
even deeper and
1156
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,283
talk about how back in the day,
1157
00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:59,353
pharmacies stateside
used to be called drug stores.
1158
00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:01,121
And now there are stores
where you can buy drugs.
1159
00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:03,958
Oh, yo, it's a pull.
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck!
1160
00:52:04,058 --> 00:52:05,459
-Fuck, fuck!
-Get on the ground!
1161
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,294
-Fuckin' move!
-Take it, take it, take it.
1162
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,429
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh! Ha-ha.
1163
00:52:09,530 --> 00:52:12,232
I just want to say that
I didn't smoke any marijuana,
1164
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:14,368
but I saw him do it.
Please arrest him.
1165
00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:16,403
You think we're fucking cops?!
1166
00:52:16,738 --> 00:52:20,041
We're the opposite of cops!
Robbers!
1167
00:52:20,307 --> 00:52:21,843
-[screams]
-Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1168
00:52:21,943 --> 00:52:24,746
You see these? If I break them,
I'm gonna break yo ass.
1169
00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:26,080
[Shane] Yeah, cut her some
slack.
1170
00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:28,281
She gets so clumsy
with those things.
1171
00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:30,484
Dude, she's not gonna
bang you anytime soon.
1172
00:52:30,585 --> 00:52:32,219
You don't know, man.
People kind of bond
1173
00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:33,487
over shared trauma.
1174
00:52:33,588 --> 00:52:34,789
Not this motherfucking time!
1175
00:52:34,889 --> 00:52:36,223
[man] Just keep putting
the money in the bag.
1176
00:52:36,323 --> 00:52:38,860
-Weed.
-Whoa! What'd you say?
1177
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,394
I said weed, bro.
That's all I do.
1178
00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:42,229
That's all I give a fuck about.
You got a problem?
1179
00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:43,598
Whoa, whoa!
What's with this guy?
1180
00:52:43,698 --> 00:52:45,566
Don't shoot him. There's
something wrong with him.
1181
00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:47,602
-Yeah. Weed.
-No, no, Gary's actually, like,
1182
00:52:47,702 --> 00:52:48,703
mad smart.
1183
00:52:48,803 --> 00:52:50,404
This dude invents stuff
all the time.
1184
00:52:50,505 --> 00:52:51,839
-What?
-Yeah, he made this thing
1185
00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:52,907
called the weed whacker.
1186
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,307
You could, like,
smoke out of it.
1187
00:52:54,408 --> 00:52:56,176
It was a bong meets
a Fleshlight.
1188
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,813
You can light it,
and then you can ride it.
1189
00:52:59,113 --> 00:53:00,114
-Ugh.
-Puff, puff, smash.
1190
00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:01,716
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shark Dank.
1191
00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:03,785
This is taking way too long.
Come on, let's go.
1192
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:04,852
[Jenny] Here! Damn!
1193
00:53:08,089 --> 00:53:10,591
Wait a second. I know you.
1194
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:12,527
Owen?
1195
00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:17,165
Oh, shit. June?
1196
00:53:17,264 --> 00:53:19,067
Oh, my God,
you remember my name?
1197
00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:20,367
You fucking know her?!
1198
00:53:20,935 --> 00:53:22,003
It's a long story.
1199
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,605
-Plot twist.
-I knew this bitch was shady.
1200
00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:26,874
Yeah.
We gotta take her with us.
1201
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:30,011
Shit! She's--Yeah. You got to
come with us.
1202
00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:31,579
I'm sorry, I can't.
1203
00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:33,313
I have a plate at home
waiting under the sink for me.
1204
00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:35,215
Plate's got to wait.
Let's go, let's go.
1205
00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:36,751
-Don't fucking move!
-Whoa, whoa. No hero.
1206
00:53:36,851 --> 00:53:40,955
Thank you. Thank you so much.
We are very, very sorry.
1207
00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:42,924
This is all we know.
1208
00:53:45,193 --> 00:53:47,195
You are so fucking useless.
You know that?
1209
00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:50,064
This is the third
time this week!
1210
00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:51,632
When are you going
to fire him?
1211
00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:52,800
Weed.
1212
00:53:53,601 --> 00:53:54,569
Thursday.
1213
00:53:54,669 --> 00:53:56,504
[dramatic music]
1214
00:53:56,604 --> 00:53:57,270
Come on.
1215
00:53:57,739 --> 00:53:59,040
What do you mean
it's a long story?
1216
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,775
It's a long story.
1217
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,242
Are you on apps again?
1218
00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:04,645
No, and I would never
tell you that.
1219
00:54:04,946 --> 00:54:06,246
I was about to go live.
1220
00:54:06,346 --> 00:54:07,615
Yeah, that's why
I took it off you.
1221
00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:09,517
-Okay, but where are we going?
-For a little drive.
1222
00:54:09,617 --> 00:54:11,152
Well, my friend Bill,
he's across the street still.
1223
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,419
He'll be fine. Get in.
1224
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,254
[June] Whoa! This is a cool car.
1225
00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,356
You know, I really need
to sell my car.
1226
00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:17,692
Have you guys used CarMax? Ow!
1227
00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,392
-Oh, my God, get in the car.
-Oh, my God.
1228
00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:20,595
I heard it's good.
1229
00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:21,996
-Drive.
-[June shrieks]
1230
00:54:22,329 --> 00:54:23,898
[man]
Yo, yo, who the fuck is this?
1231
00:54:23,998 --> 00:54:25,600
Hi. I'm June.
1232
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,768
Why are you here?
1233
00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:28,569
It's Owen's new girlfriend,
apparently.
1234
00:54:28,669 --> 00:54:30,204
-Max, don't start.
-Oh, my God. Did he say that?
1235
00:54:30,303 --> 00:54:31,606
-Did you say that?
-No, I didn't.
1236
00:54:31,706 --> 00:54:34,175
No, you recognized--She
recognized me in the dispensary.
1237
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:35,510
Sorry, I have this thing
where whenever I see
1238
00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,779
a hot guy's hands,
I never forget them.
1239
00:54:37,879 --> 00:54:40,313
-Wait. You know this bitch?
-[Owen] Just drive, JD.
1240
00:54:40,413 --> 00:54:42,449
Wait a second.
Did you just call me a bitch?
1241
00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:45,219
I've been telling you,
you can't use that word anymore.
1242
00:54:45,318 --> 00:54:47,320
-Fuck off!
-Everyone shut up!
1243
00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:49,524
Yo, what are we
supposed to do now, man?
1244
00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:51,626
[Owen] The plan stays the same.
It's not changing.
1245
00:54:51,726 --> 00:54:53,594
We're still going back to base.
1246
00:54:53,694 --> 00:54:56,798
[June] Oh, my God, is the plan
to sell me into sex slavery?
1247
00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:09,544
What? They're made
out of buckwheat.
1248
00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:13,014
You think buckwheat cancels out
all the maple syrup you used?
1249
00:55:13,114 --> 00:55:14,916
That's a stupid
amount of sugar.
1250
00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:17,952
Sugar is related to, like,
so many diseases.
1251
00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:19,386
You didn't know this?
1252
00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:22,123
Wait. Side note.
Have you guys tried the popcorn
1253
00:55:22,223 --> 00:55:24,792
at that scary place across
the street from the weed store?
1254
00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:27,295
They use a lot of salt,
and I think they're actually
1255
00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:28,963
using a really good,
high quality oil.
1256
00:55:29,730 --> 00:55:30,698
I approve.
1257
00:55:30,932 --> 00:55:32,867
-What is she talking about?
-No, that's--that's facts.
1258
00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:34,168
Dante's is hella salty.
1259
00:55:34,268 --> 00:55:35,069
Thank you.
1260
00:55:35,169 --> 00:55:36,103
Just like you.
1261
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:38,773
I'm just playing.
1262
00:55:38,873 --> 00:55:40,908
Anybody who could destroy
a stack of pancakes
1263
00:55:41,008 --> 00:55:42,009
like that is cool with me.
1264
00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:44,979
June, serious note.
1265
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:47,882
You're not going to
rat us out, are you?
1266
00:55:48,616 --> 00:55:52,419
Well, if I'm being honest,
at first, I was really scared.
1267
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,222
But now, as far as
I'm concerned,
1268
00:55:54,322 --> 00:55:56,123
you guys are just hot
Uber drivers.
1269
00:55:56,324 --> 00:55:58,458
So you're not pissed
1270
00:55:58,559 --> 00:56:01,762
that we stuck a gun
in your face and kidnapped you?
1271
00:56:01,863 --> 00:56:04,732
Why are you talking quiet?
Are we all talking quiet now?
1272
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:08,336
Aare--are you going to
tell anyone what we did?
1273
00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:10,972
Oh, no. You guys saved me.
1274
00:56:11,072 --> 00:56:12,573
That weed store
shouldn't be in business.
1275
00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:14,141
That guy Gary, ugh.
1276
00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,044
I believe her.
1277
00:56:19,313 --> 00:56:20,380
Same.
1278
00:56:24,518 --> 00:56:25,753
Yeah. Me too.
1279
00:56:26,287 --> 00:56:28,388
Yes!
I'm honestly just so glad
1280
00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:30,524
now I know who robbed
the pharmacy.
1281
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:33,594
What's she talking about?
1282
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:35,495
June, that was a dispensary.
1283
00:56:35,596 --> 00:56:37,965
Oh, my God, now you're
like the annoying weed people.
1284
00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:41,501
It's not a pharmacy because
weed comes from the ground,
1285
00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:44,404
so it's not really drugs,
and blah, blah, blah.
1286
00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:45,806
See, that's that sugar high
I was talking about.
1287
00:56:45,973 --> 00:56:47,541
Crash incoming.
1288
00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:50,645
June, are you talking about
the pharmacy where you work?
1289
00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:52,246
Yeah. What?
1290
00:56:52,813 --> 00:56:55,082
Oh, my God, are you trying to
say this is all
1291
00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:56,384
some sort of a coincidence?
1292
00:56:56,483 --> 00:56:58,219
[Owen] Wait, what
is a coincidence?
1293
00:56:58,586 --> 00:57:01,756
The pharmacy robbery,
and then the weed store robbery.
1294
00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,090
That was all you guys.
1295
00:57:03,190 --> 00:57:04,592
-Oh.
-Chill, chill.
1296
00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:05,960
[Owen] Do you want
to maybe just...
1297
00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:07,695
[whispering] Yeah. Sorry.
That was all you guys, right?
1298
00:57:07,795 --> 00:57:10,430
Look, if we robbed a pharmacy,
we would be proud of that.
1299
00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:11,866
That would be
a huge step up for us.
1300
00:57:12,033 --> 00:57:14,835
-[JD] That'd be a flex.
-June, we didn't rob
1301
00:57:14,936 --> 00:57:16,771
the pharmacy.
You know that, right?
1302
00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:18,506
Relax. I'm not going to turn
you in for that either.
1303
00:57:18,606 --> 00:57:20,041
I don't care.
I just need to make sure
1304
00:57:20,141 --> 00:57:21,309
that Bill's name is cleared
1305
00:57:21,409 --> 00:57:22,677
so he can get
his insurance money.
1306
00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:24,545
Okay? Can I please
have my phone now? Thank you.
1307
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:27,248
-No. Definitely not. No.
-We're not stupid, June.
1308
00:57:27,348 --> 00:57:28,683
-We're smart as fuck.
-Yeah.
1309
00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:30,483
I just ate a plate full
of food in front of three men.
1310
00:57:30,584 --> 00:57:32,119
I'm gonna need
to check my teeth.
1311
00:57:32,586 --> 00:57:33,621
Let me see.
1312
00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:38,759
-Yeah. You're fine.
-Thank you.
1313
00:57:38,926 --> 00:57:40,661
What the fuck is this
cute shit?
1314
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:41,963
How long are we gonna
stay here for?
1315
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,497
Not much longer, okay?
Just relax.
1316
00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:46,267
What's everyone gonna
get for dessert?
1317
00:57:46,367 --> 00:57:47,702
-Jesus Christ!
-Dessert after pancakes.
1318
00:57:47,802 --> 00:57:49,236
This bitch got
a sweet tooth on her.
1319
00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:51,706
-[Max] Okay. Hello, diabetes.
-You just had dessert.
1320
00:57:51,806 --> 00:57:54,909
I'm sorry I didn't eat
before I got kidnapped.
1321
00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:58,045
[upbeat music]
1322
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:02,316
[JD] I mean, some people say
a gluten free diet
1323
00:58:02,416 --> 00:58:03,951
is actually worse for you.
1324
00:58:05,252 --> 00:58:06,253
[June] That's not true.
1325
00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:09,690
[JD] Home sweet home.
1326
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:12,126
[Max] Yeah, make yourself
comfortable.
1327
00:58:13,361 --> 00:58:15,329
My mom would love
to tell you guys
1328
00:58:15,429 --> 00:58:18,866
how to clean this place
and then just clean it herself.
1329
00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:20,401
Want a beer, June?
1330
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,869
No, thanks. I don't drink.
1331
00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:24,205
Do you have a problem
or something, or...?
1332
00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:26,640
No, I just don't drink.
I've never tried alcohol.
1333
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:29,377
How is that even possible?
1334
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:30,544
Yeah. You weird as fuck.
1335
00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:33,247
Yeah. No shit. I'm weird.
Okay?
1336
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:36,183
I'm weird. My parents are weird.
My face is misshapen.
1337
00:58:36,283 --> 00:58:38,719
My leg hair grows way too fast.
Don't look at it right now.
1338
00:58:38,819 --> 00:58:40,588
And, yes, I cheated
my way through school,
1339
00:58:40,688 --> 00:58:42,289
and I didn't really
learn anything.
1340
00:58:42,456 --> 00:58:43,290
Now we all know each other.
1341
00:58:44,592 --> 00:58:46,227
I got a weird ass face, too.
1342
00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:47,528
True.
1343
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:49,196
Guess I'll drink
both of these.
1344
00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:51,298
Maybe you have a problem.
1345
00:58:52,233 --> 00:58:53,300
Count it, JD.
1346
00:58:56,003 --> 00:58:57,506
[chuckles]
1347
00:58:57,938 --> 00:59:00,041
Okay, wait, so he just, like,
tells you guys what to do,
1348
00:59:00,141 --> 00:59:01,242
and then you do it?
1349
00:59:01,342 --> 00:59:03,844
That's like a little sad, right?
1350
00:59:03,944 --> 00:59:06,247
I don't think it's sad.
You know, because we're a crew.
1351
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,616
We're best friends, and we each
have individual jobs.
1352
00:59:08,716 --> 00:59:11,318
It's like, I'm the enforcer,
the muscle.
1353
00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:13,854
I'm the muscle, too.
1354
00:59:13,954 --> 00:59:16,424
I just drive because
I'm the only one with a license.
1355
00:59:16,525 --> 00:59:18,192
Yeah, and you did
a great job tonight.
1356
00:59:18,292 --> 00:59:19,460
He was awesome.
1357
00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:22,730
Okay, wait. This is fun.
What am I? Damsel in distress?
1358
00:59:23,064 --> 00:59:25,900
[Owen] June, get in here,
please.
1359
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,068
Okay.
1360
00:59:28,102 --> 00:59:29,103
Keep counting.
1361
00:59:31,005 --> 00:59:33,508
Hey, do you think it's sad
that we gotta count the money?
1362
00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:35,209
Dude, don't let her
get inside your head.
1363
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:39,346
Not in my head. This is
my favorite part of the job.
1364
00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:46,187
Oh my God,
are we about to have sex?
1365
00:59:46,287 --> 00:59:49,323
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1366
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:52,593
Well, you invited me
into your bedroom.
1367
00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:55,029
This is not my bedroom at all.
1368
00:59:55,129 --> 00:59:57,865
No, relax. This is just a place
we can lay low for a minute.
1369
00:59:58,567 --> 00:59:59,867
It's nothing permanent,
1370
00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:01,368
so it's no big deal
you know about it.
1371
01:00:02,837 --> 01:00:04,573
I'm gonna drop you off
at the next check point.
1372
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:06,240
Sit down. Please.
You're making me really nervous.
1373
01:00:09,143 --> 01:00:13,047
I bet I can guess, like,
everything about you.
1374
01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:13,814
Oh, yeah?
1375
01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:17,218
I bet you played sports.
1376
01:00:17,318 --> 01:00:18,986
Every guy played sports.
1377
01:00:21,222 --> 01:00:22,289
Baseball.
1378
01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:25,259
Why'd you quit?
1379
01:00:27,228 --> 01:00:28,729
Well, do you have any idea
how hard it is
1380
01:00:28,829 --> 01:00:29,930
to get into the big leagues?
1381
01:00:30,030 --> 01:00:31,999
No, I hate sports.
They're boring.
1382
01:00:33,167 --> 01:00:34,301
Yeah. Me too.
1383
01:00:34,536 --> 01:00:36,704
-Really?
-Yeah.
1384
01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:38,239
I only did it
because my dad wanted me to.
1385
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:41,809
And, uh, he's dead now, so...
1386
01:00:43,477 --> 01:00:46,548
Sorry. Uh. I don't know.
1387
01:00:47,348 --> 01:00:50,951
My mom and dad make me do stuff
I don't want to do all the time.
1388
01:00:51,152 --> 01:00:56,190
God. Doing laundry,
getting my hair cut, washing it.
1389
01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:58,192
Feeding parking meters.
1390
01:00:59,927 --> 01:01:03,164
Yeah, anyway, I dropped out
of community college,
1391
01:01:03,264 --> 01:01:05,399
and everything
kind of went wrong, so...
1392
01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:08,836
Yeah, I...I can see that.
1393
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:12,673
[sighs] Oh, none taken.
1394
01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:17,044
So, what about you?
What's your story?
1395
01:01:18,145 --> 01:01:20,047
Oh. Uh, nothing.
1396
01:01:20,147 --> 01:01:23,684
I mean, I'm not out here
robbing pharmacies.
1397
01:01:24,485 --> 01:01:25,819
Dispensaries.
1398
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,056
I'm just like a totally cool,
normal girl.
1399
01:01:30,525 --> 01:01:32,159
Let me guess. You're single.
1400
01:01:32,493 --> 01:01:34,328
I'm between relationships.
1401
01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:36,363
Oh, yeah.
1402
01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:42,770
Yeah. Uh, he dumped me
a couple of years ago, amicably.
1403
01:01:43,037 --> 01:01:46,240
And now he's engaged
to someone else.
1404
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:49,076
Well, that's messed up.
1405
01:01:51,312 --> 01:01:52,746
You're definitely odd.
1406
01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:55,049
You seem like a nice person.
1407
01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,952
-Really?
-Yeah.
1408
01:01:58,052 --> 01:02:00,321
That's really sweet
of you to say.
1409
01:02:00,689 --> 01:02:02,957
It actually is so sweet,
1410
01:02:03,257 --> 01:02:07,529
it reminds me of my favorite
candy bar, which is a Twix.
1411
01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:10,130
You like Twix? That's crazy.
1412
01:02:10,231 --> 01:02:13,033
I love Twix. They're like
my favorite candy bar, too.
1413
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,705
Oh, my God,
what a coincidence.
1414
01:02:17,271 --> 01:02:21,842
You know, it's almost like
the universe just has us
1415
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:25,179
bumping into each other
for some sort of reason.
1416
01:02:26,447 --> 01:02:29,517
[synth music playing]
1417
01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:45,667
[doorbell rings]
1418
01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:46,834
[Owen] Hi, baby.
1419
01:02:48,469 --> 01:02:50,804
So sorry I spent more than
five minutes away from you.
1420
01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:53,575
That's okay, darling,
as long as I always
1421
01:02:53,675 --> 01:02:55,809
have your location on my phone.
1422
01:02:57,978 --> 01:03:00,247
[music continues]
1423
01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:04,985
[inaudible dialogue]
1424
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:08,956
Push!
1425
01:03:09,658 --> 01:03:11,325
Dude, what the fuck?!
1426
01:03:11,559 --> 01:03:13,528
Jonathan, get out of my fantasy!
1427
01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:14,862
You think I wanna be
in your fantasy?
1428
01:03:14,962 --> 01:03:15,929
This fucking sucks!
1429
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,633
Push! Come on, June.
1430
01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:20,467
Push! Big push!
1431
01:03:20,568 --> 01:03:24,872
-Ah!
-[all screaming]
1432
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:28,409
[music continues]
1433
01:03:31,912 --> 01:03:34,181
[June] Oh, my Gosh.
1434
01:03:35,449 --> 01:03:37,484
She's so beautiful.
1435
01:03:37,851 --> 01:03:39,654
[Owen] Yeah,
she is so beautiful.
1436
01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:41,188
She's not as pretty
as me, though.
1437
01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:42,823
No, no.
1438
01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:44,793
-Oh. Look at you go.
-Yes, come to Mommy.
1439
01:03:44,925 --> 01:03:47,696
Look at you go.
Look at those baby steppy-steps.
1440
01:03:47,796 --> 01:03:53,400
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1441
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,902
[blowers buzzing]
1442
01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:56,904
-Good job!
-Yay, baby!
1443
01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:58,272
You got all five.
1444
01:03:58,372 --> 01:03:59,206
[applause]
1445
01:03:59,306 --> 01:04:00,274
-[June] That's my baby.
-We love you!
1446
01:04:00,374 --> 01:04:00,974
Whoo!
1447
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:02,910
June, June?
1448
01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:06,180
You chill?
1449
01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:09,249
Um, I'm feeling a little faint.
1450
01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,318
Do you guys have any snacks?
1451
01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:13,087
[officer] Put your hands up!
1452
01:04:14,121 --> 01:04:17,491
Hands in the air now!
Hands in the air now!
1453
01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,493
More robbers?!
1454
01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:21,462
Yeah.
1455
01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:26,400
Ooh, much better this time.
1456
01:04:26,668 --> 01:04:28,068
It's the same exact coffee.
1457
01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:30,805
Mm-hmm. I could also see that.
1458
01:04:31,105 --> 01:04:35,342
So, you have a knack
for getting mixed up
1459
01:04:35,442 --> 01:04:36,910
in grand larcenies?
1460
01:04:37,144 --> 01:04:39,380
If you mean I have a knack
for playing the victim,
1461
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,280
then you'd be correct.
1462
01:04:40,381 --> 01:04:42,015
Because I was cast
as Blanche Dubois
1463
01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:45,452
as a first year repertory
student in theater class.
1464
01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:46,755
Very rare.
1465
01:04:46,855 --> 01:04:47,955
-No one gives a shit.
-Oh, my God.
1466
01:04:48,255 --> 01:04:50,725
June, help us out here.
1467
01:04:50,825 --> 01:04:52,459
Help us to understand, June.
1468
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:56,130
[David] The arresting officers
said that it looked as though
1469
01:04:56,230 --> 01:04:58,198
you and one of the suspects
1470
01:04:58,298 --> 01:05:02,570
were about to have sex in front
of the two other suspects.
1471
01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:04,171
Really? They said that?
1472
01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,106
Why didn't you put up
much of a fight?
1473
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:08,810
I mean, I get it, he's hot,
but...
1474
01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:11,078
Well, A, I'm not
exactly John Wick,
1475
01:05:11,178 --> 01:05:13,147
and, B, I'm friends with Owen,
and he told me
1476
01:05:13,247 --> 01:05:14,982
he was going to let me go.
1477
01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:17,619
Yeah, just how well
do you know Owen?
1478
01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:20,053
I've technically only
known him for a day.
1479
01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:23,758
We met at the pharmacy, and then
I ran into him at the pot store.
1480
01:05:23,924 --> 01:05:26,861
Then we had
this kind of wild night.
1481
01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:29,196
It was fun to be carefree,
off my phone.
1482
01:05:29,296 --> 01:05:31,131
Which, by the way,
when can I get that back?
1483
01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:33,434
June Squad needs these updates.
1484
01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:40,007
So you met Owen, who just robbed
the dispensary you were in,
1485
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:42,309
at the pharmacy
where you work?
1486
01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:44,512
-Mm-hmm.
-Which was also robbed.
1487
01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:47,414
Yeah, I know it sounds bad,
but I asked Owen
1488
01:05:47,515 --> 01:05:49,517
if he did our robbery,
and he said no.
1489
01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:52,152
Oh, well, if he said
he had nothing to do with it...
1490
01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:53,454
-That's that.
-...then what are we
1491
01:05:53,555 --> 01:05:54,823
even doing here?
I haven't had lunch.
1492
01:05:54,923 --> 01:05:55,890
We should probably just go.
1493
01:05:55,989 --> 01:05:57,324
You guys are really judgy.
1494
01:05:57,424 --> 01:05:59,026
Maybe if you'd be
a little more open minded,
1495
01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:00,961
you would have apprehended
someone by now.
1496
01:06:01,061 --> 01:06:02,564
Telling us how
to do our job, huh?
1497
01:06:04,599 --> 01:06:08,035
Owen McEvoy is building up
quite the sheet
1498
01:06:08,135 --> 01:06:09,737
for someone his age.
1499
01:06:13,106 --> 01:06:15,209
That's actually a really
good picture of him.
1500
01:06:16,143 --> 01:06:18,979
God, mugshots are so sexy.
1501
01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:21,649
Can I do, like, a novelty
souvenir one before I go?
1502
01:06:21,749 --> 01:06:23,518
What do your parents think of
a guy like this?
1503
01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:24,586
Do they approve of him?
1504
01:06:24,686 --> 01:06:26,888
Not that I care,
but they haven't met him yet.
1505
01:06:27,054 --> 01:06:28,989
Oh, don't worry, they will.
1506
01:06:29,256 --> 01:06:30,991
-What do you mean?
-Oh, they're on their way
1507
01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:32,426
down here right now.
That's what I mean by that.
1508
01:06:32,594 --> 01:06:34,662
-Why?
-Because we called them, June.
1509
01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:37,264
And I can't wait to tell them
all the details of this case.
1510
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,534
Like how their daughter
appears to be a pothead
1511
01:06:39,634 --> 01:06:43,370
who's cavorting all over town
with a known thief
1512
01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:47,174
and conspired to rob
her workplace with him.
1513
01:06:47,274 --> 01:06:48,843
I wasn't cavorting with him.
1514
01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:50,377
I don't even know
what that word means,
1515
01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:52,246
so I definitely wasn't doing it.
1516
01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:54,481
I told you,
I met him at the pharmacy,
1517
01:06:54,582 --> 01:06:57,886
and then I ran into him
at the disgusting pot store,
1518
01:06:57,986 --> 01:06:59,554
and I just noticed him
right away
1519
01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:01,689
because I never forget a face
that makes me hot and ready.
1520
01:07:01,789 --> 01:07:03,357
Hot and ready?
What the hell does that mean?
1521
01:07:03,457 --> 01:07:05,593
-Yeah.
-Well, I don't like
1522
01:07:05,693 --> 01:07:08,061
the word "horny," so I say
hot and ready instead
1523
01:07:08,161 --> 01:07:10,698
because it sounds cuter
and it reminds me of pizza.
1524
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:15,402
Okay, so you were just doing
1525
01:07:15,502 --> 01:07:17,739
a little marijuana
shopping, then?
1526
01:07:17,839 --> 01:07:20,675
I told you I was conducting
a private investigation.
1527
01:07:20,775 --> 01:07:23,343
But you're not licensed
to do that, Miss Fine.
1528
01:07:23,443 --> 01:07:29,182
Then Owen, the man you
randomly met at your workplace,
1529
01:07:29,483 --> 01:07:33,353
holds up the place that you're
in and then takes you hostage.
1530
01:07:33,655 --> 01:07:36,658
You expect us to believe
that this is all coincidence?
1531
01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:38,425
Do you think we're stupid?
1532
01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:40,762
You're the common
denominator here, June.
1533
01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:42,496
I know it's wild,
1534
01:07:42,597 --> 01:07:44,966
and it would be one hell
of a Dateline episode.
1535
01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:47,100
Oh, my God, the poor man
that ends up with her.
1536
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,335
Excuse me?
1537
01:07:48,636 --> 01:07:50,270
What were you doing
at Dante's bar?
1538
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,405
Is it a crime to be there?
1539
01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:52,941
[Justine] No,
it's a free country,
1540
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:55,910
but a lot of unsavory characters
hang around that place, June.
1541
01:07:56,010 --> 01:07:58,546
Maybe you met a guy
named Crawford.
1542
01:07:58,646 --> 01:08:00,949
He's got a few priors
under his belt.
1543
01:08:01,049 --> 01:08:02,482
I don't remember.
1544
01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:04,752
The popcorn tasted good.
That's all I know.
1545
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,454
We both know that your
1546
01:08:07,555 --> 01:08:10,024
deadbeat dad
hangs out there, June.
1547
01:08:10,123 --> 01:08:12,459
He's got a bit of a problem,
doesn't he, June?
1548
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:13,962
Don't be mean, okay?
1549
01:08:14,062 --> 01:08:16,430
I'm the only one who's allowed
to make fun of my dad's disease.
1550
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:18,165
[Justine] So answer
the question.
1551
01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:20,367
What were you doing
at Dante's Bar?
1552
01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:22,502
Somebody has to
get justice for Bill.
1553
01:08:22,604 --> 01:08:24,471
Oh, that would look so cute
on a T-shirt.
1554
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:28,810
June, you are not
a police officer.
1555
01:08:29,443 --> 01:08:31,813
When are you going to get that
through your thick,
1556
01:08:31,913 --> 01:08:33,982
entitled millennial skull?
1557
01:08:34,082 --> 01:08:36,951
It is so embarrassing to say
the "M" word
1558
01:08:37,051 --> 01:08:39,520
and especially
adding "thicc" in the mix.
1559
01:08:39,621 --> 01:08:41,789
Ew, I hate you.
1560
01:08:41,956 --> 01:08:43,357
Well, we hate you back.
1561
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:46,594
Can I take this home?
1562
01:08:46,694 --> 01:08:47,427
-No.
-No, you cannot.
1563
01:08:59,907 --> 01:09:02,910
[hip hop music plays]
1564
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:04,779
[music stops]
1565
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,547
I am not listening
to that crap right now.
1566
01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:07,682
Why not?
1567
01:09:07,782 --> 01:09:09,517
We just had to pick
you up at jail!
1568
01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:12,185
Well, actually,
it was the police station.
1569
01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:15,155
You know, I was hanging out
with a cute guy.
1570
01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:18,059
I thought maybe my family
would be happy for me.
1571
01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:19,259
What?
1572
01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:22,530
Do you realize how strong
your grandchildren's genetics
1573
01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:26,166
would be if I breed with
a hot criminal?
1574
01:09:26,266 --> 01:09:27,902
The police showed
us his picture.
1575
01:09:28,002 --> 01:09:29,570
Strong jaw. I like that.
1576
01:09:29,671 --> 01:09:32,840
Jonathan, I hope you're learning
from your sister's mistakes.
1577
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:36,376
Deffo, Dad. Uh, you're wild
out of pocket, sis.
1578
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:37,578
Mom, tell him to shut up.
1579
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,246
-Shh.
-[Arnold] You know, I can't even
1580
01:09:39,346 --> 01:09:41,481
understand what he's saying
90 percent of the time.
1581
01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:44,118
But I would rather have
a jive turkey for a son
1582
01:09:44,217 --> 01:09:45,920
than a jailbird for a daughter.
1583
01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:47,387
Mm-hmm. Got your white ass.
1584
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,090
Can you both
just calm down, please?
1585
01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,323
She's been through something.
1586
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:54,062
Hey, June, uh,
did you lez out in the joint?
1587
01:09:54,162 --> 01:09:55,663
Why do you care, freak?
1588
01:09:55,763 --> 01:09:59,534
June, even if you did,
we still love you.
1589
01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:02,937
You go into the bar,
ask a bunch of stupid questions.
1590
01:10:03,037 --> 01:10:05,006
You bring up
my personal business.
1591
01:10:05,106 --> 01:10:06,741
You could have
gotten yourself hurt.
1592
01:10:06,841 --> 01:10:10,410
These bookies don't mess around.
They don't like attention.
1593
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:13,681
They're going to be
all over my ass now.
1594
01:10:14,347 --> 01:10:16,450
Mom, is there still a plate
for me under the sink?
1595
01:10:16,551 --> 01:10:18,753
Oh, yes, I put it in the back
of the refrigerator
1596
01:10:18,853 --> 01:10:19,887
just before we left.
1597
01:10:19,987 --> 01:10:21,723
Stay out of that bar.
1598
01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:25,660
Let that be my thing.
Just let that be a dad place.
1599
01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:27,461
Yo, pass the Oxford?
1600
01:10:27,562 --> 01:10:29,697
No, because dad said no music.
1601
01:10:29,797 --> 01:10:31,165
Pass him the cord.
1602
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:33,601
Ha-ha! Thanks, brother.
1603
01:10:34,936 --> 01:10:36,269
You're being punished.
1604
01:10:38,106 --> 01:10:40,808
[dance music plays]
1605
01:10:47,215 --> 01:10:49,249
I can't believe
after all that's happened,
1606
01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:52,053
you're still thinking
about Davey.
1607
01:10:52,153 --> 01:10:53,588
Why do you do that to yourself?
1608
01:10:53,755 --> 01:10:56,824
Move on already.
Take some time if you need it.
1609
01:10:57,091 --> 01:10:58,192
Can it be paid leave?
1610
01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:00,293
I heard the insurance payout
was good.
1611
01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:02,295
I'm not gonna lie. It was.
1612
01:11:02,730 --> 01:11:04,232
Maybe we can figure
something out.
1613
01:11:05,032 --> 01:11:07,635
No. It's okay.
I don't need special treatment.
1614
01:11:07,735 --> 01:11:09,837
So, what do you want
from me, June?
1615
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:12,472
I don't know.
You're kind of like a doctor.
1616
01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:14,242
Maybe just tell me what to do.
1617
01:11:14,509 --> 01:11:16,978
Okay, so first off,
Davey is basically married,
1618
01:11:17,178 --> 01:11:19,080
and you're not going to
get back together with him,
1619
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:20,648
so stop thinking about it.
1620
01:11:20,815 --> 01:11:25,086
Secondly, maybe get a therapist,
and possibly more than one.
1621
01:11:25,418 --> 01:11:28,523
Right, right. Okay.
But like, on the other hand,
1622
01:11:28,623 --> 01:11:30,525
what if I just face
my problems head-on
1623
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,727
and I go and I talk
to Davey myself?
1624
01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:35,663
Are you listening to me?
Stop thinking about it.
1625
01:11:37,799 --> 01:11:39,399
I thought you said the guy
that kidnapped you was cool.
1626
01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:40,433
What was his name?
1627
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:42,069
Owen.
1628
01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:44,337
[Bill] Owen. What about him?
1629
01:11:44,906 --> 01:11:47,942
Mm, he drinks beer
and smokes pot.
1630
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,677
So what?
It's legal to do both.
1631
01:11:49,777 --> 01:11:51,913
I mean, we did have
a surprisingly good amount
1632
01:11:52,013 --> 01:11:54,949
of chemistry,
but I worry it wouldn't be there
1633
01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:57,718
if we were in
a non-high pressure situation.
1634
01:11:57,819 --> 01:12:00,021
You'll literally do anything
not to move on from Davey.
1635
01:12:00,121 --> 01:12:01,856
I mean, there's no need
to throw the baby out
1636
01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:02,824
with the bath water.
1637
01:12:02,924 --> 01:12:04,091
Stop saying stuff like that,
all right?
1638
01:12:04,192 --> 01:12:05,126
You don't know what it means.
1639
01:12:05,458 --> 01:12:06,393
That might be true.
1640
01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,996
I'm sorry
I didn't catch the thief.
1641
01:12:09,429 --> 01:12:11,398
And I'm sorry
those dumb detectives
1642
01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:14,735
just closed the case
with no suspects.
1643
01:12:14,836 --> 01:12:17,238
It's fine.
The policy covered everything.
1644
01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:18,471
It's better than ever.
1645
01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:20,708
Okay, good.
1646
01:12:20,808 --> 01:12:22,677
I almost want to thank
whoever did it.
1647
01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:24,579
They're probably having
sex somewhere, though.
1648
01:12:24,679 --> 01:12:27,515
Why are you fantasizing
about the robbers' sex life?
1649
01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:30,785
I'm not fantasizing about it.
They got all the Valtrex.
1650
01:12:30,885 --> 01:12:33,087
They got more of that
than the Adderall and the Xanax.
1651
01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:34,722
Ew, weird.
1652
01:12:34,822 --> 01:12:37,625
Thank you for trying,
though, June. I appreciate it.
1653
01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:43,130
You're right. I did try.
1654
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:45,132
[upbeat music]
1655
01:12:47,869 --> 01:12:49,637
I'm gonna get another one
before my break's over.
1656
01:12:50,503 --> 01:12:51,939
I don't think you should.
1657
01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:55,743
Okay. You're right. I won't.
1658
01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:57,011
This is good enough.
1659
01:12:58,679 --> 01:13:00,581
I have something I want
to get off my chest.
1660
01:13:00,915 --> 01:13:03,284
That's going to be a lot of
plucking, from what I've heard.
1661
01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:05,052
You told her
about my nipple hair?
1662
01:13:05,152 --> 01:13:06,621
I didn't tell--
1663
01:13:06,721 --> 01:13:08,923
No. That's something
I heard through the grapevine.
1664
01:13:09,357 --> 01:13:11,158
Oh, cool.
Are you like a wine aunt?
1665
01:13:12,526 --> 01:13:14,427
Can I talk to you privately?
1666
01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:15,897
Anything you want to say to me,
1667
01:13:15,997 --> 01:13:18,599
you can say in front
of my fiancée.
1668
01:13:18,766 --> 01:13:21,903
Okay, fine. In fact, I think
everybody should hear this.
1669
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,440
[feedback screeches]
1670
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,176
[Davey groans]
1671
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:33,881
[feedback screeches]
1672
01:13:33,981 --> 01:13:36,284
I'm a loser. I know.
1673
01:13:36,384 --> 01:13:37,585
Good.
1674
01:13:37,685 --> 01:13:40,054
And your little Facebook group
is right about me.
1675
01:13:40,154 --> 01:13:41,789
I have no life.
1676
01:13:42,924 --> 01:13:45,826
I'm scared.
I'm obsessed with you.
1677
01:13:46,127 --> 01:13:49,462
I have no aspirations,
no dreams, no hobbies.
1678
01:13:49,563 --> 01:13:52,066
And I'm very bored, basically.
1679
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:55,202
And you know what?
It's not my parents fault.
1680
01:13:55,303 --> 01:13:56,537
And it's not your fault.
1681
01:13:58,272 --> 01:13:59,206
It's mine.
1682
01:14:00,841 --> 01:14:01,909
What?
1683
01:14:02,009 --> 01:14:03,811
And just because
I took your virginity--
1684
01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:05,246
[Kelly] David, please tell me
that's not true.
1685
01:14:05,346 --> 01:14:06,213
-It's not.
-Right out here
1686
01:14:06,314 --> 01:14:07,548
in this parking lot.
1687
01:14:07,648 --> 01:14:09,383
-That is disgusting.
-It's not true.
1688
01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:10,751
-I don't know--
-That's disgusting.
1689
01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:12,620
And just because we both love
eating cheeseburgers
1690
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,121
three or four nights a week,
1691
01:14:14,221 --> 01:14:17,191
that doesn't necessarily mean
that we're soulmates.
1692
01:14:17,658 --> 01:14:20,962
So I have decided
that we should not be together.
1693
01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,031
-Oh.
-[June] And you guys are free.
1694
01:14:24,699 --> 01:14:26,767
You're free to go off
and get married
1695
01:14:26,867 --> 01:14:30,938
and be happy and have
your fully Gentile children.
1696
01:14:31,038 --> 01:14:33,240
I'm not going to
stalk you anymore.
1697
01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,110
Thank you, June.
1698
01:14:36,577 --> 01:14:39,113
What did you ever see
in this psycho?
1699
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,448
[whispers] Just--just let it go.
1700
01:14:40,548 --> 01:14:42,249
For the record,
you're both losers, too.
1701
01:14:42,350 --> 01:14:43,851
You're just busier than me.
1702
01:14:44,618 --> 01:14:46,587
Take a fry for the road.
1703
01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:51,058
[upbeat marching band music]
1704
01:15:05,106 --> 01:15:06,707
[slurping]
1705
01:15:07,008 --> 01:15:09,543
I'm sorry I got us
banned from Freddy's,
1706
01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:12,713
but at least Nicole
comped our last meal.
1707
01:15:13,881 --> 01:15:17,918
What exactly is your problem?
Why are you like this?
1708
01:15:18,085 --> 01:15:20,054
Hm, I wonder.
1709
01:15:20,888 --> 01:15:23,290
Are you saying it's our fault,
that we're to blame?
1710
01:15:23,391 --> 01:15:24,492
Well, that's not fair.
1711
01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:25,826
Your mother and I
did not teach you
1712
01:15:25,926 --> 01:15:27,728
-to behave like this.
-I certainly didn't.
1713
01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:29,397
No, well, I think you guys
did a great job
1714
01:15:29,497 --> 01:15:31,465
raising my ratchet sister.
1715
01:15:31,565 --> 01:15:33,701
I'm not ratchet. Okay?
She started it.
1716
01:15:33,868 --> 01:15:38,305
Oh, June, you got a...uh...
1717
01:15:39,006 --> 01:15:39,940
in your hair.
1718
01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:42,476
Oh, I don't want to have
to shampoo tonight.
1719
01:15:42,777 --> 01:15:44,612
Oh, yeah. You got something.
1720
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:45,880
[Marla] Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, Jonathan.
1721
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:46,881
No!
1722
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:48,315
-Leave her alone.
-Sorry, Mom.
1723
01:15:49,984 --> 01:15:54,121
You know, I thought maybe
you guys would be proud of me.
1724
01:15:54,655 --> 01:15:56,023
Oh, we're proud of you
for fighting in public
1725
01:15:56,123 --> 01:15:58,159
and getting us 86'd
from our favorite burger place.
1726
01:15:58,259 --> 01:15:59,593
Thanks a lot.
1727
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,062
I bet Davey's upset.
1728
01:16:01,162 --> 01:16:02,897
I bet he is, too,
because I told him
1729
01:16:02,997 --> 01:16:05,066
I'm not interested
in him anymore.
1730
01:16:07,868 --> 01:16:10,337
Is that true? Really?
1731
01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:14,008
You're lucky no one
called the cops.
1732
01:16:14,408 --> 01:16:16,545
You know, you could use
vinegar to get the grease out.
1733
01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:18,212
You wouldn't even
need the shampoo.
1734
01:16:18,547 --> 01:16:19,847
Thanks, Mom.
1735
01:16:19,947 --> 01:16:22,283
Man, this crime family
is bumming me the fuck out.
1736
01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,119
Guys, the only way
I can calm down right now
1737
01:16:25,219 --> 01:16:27,988
is if we listen
to some lo-fi chill beats.
1738
01:16:28,155 --> 01:16:30,257
[chill music]
1739
01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:35,129
[panting]
1740
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,669
Come on. It's your turn.
1741
01:16:42,537 --> 01:16:44,605
Babe, we've gone over this.
1742
01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:46,607
I'm the brains.
You're the brawn.
1743
01:16:46,707 --> 01:16:48,510
That means you do
what I say while I sit here
1744
01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:49,810
and look cute, remember?
1745
01:16:51,779 --> 01:16:54,982
[Owen] Wow, you're so ruthless.
1746
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:58,752
I know.
Now give me a forehead kiss.
1747
01:17:08,028 --> 01:17:10,364
You know, it's not even
a maximum security prison,
1748
01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:12,433
so it's kind of chill.
1749
01:17:12,534 --> 01:17:14,068
He even gets to keep
his own magazines.
1750
01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:16,370
Are you gonna visit him?
1751
01:17:16,637 --> 01:17:18,172
They don't allow
conjugal visits,
1752
01:17:18,272 --> 01:17:20,374
so I'll probably just wait out
the 14 months.
1753
01:17:20,474 --> 01:17:21,842
Very progressive of you
1754
01:17:21,942 --> 01:17:23,410
to even consider
dating a known felon.
1755
01:17:24,245 --> 01:17:25,312
I know.
1756
01:17:25,846 --> 01:17:28,015
It's kind of wild,
but ever since we got robbed,
1757
01:17:28,115 --> 01:17:31,252
I just want to stay
out of my comfort zone.
1758
01:17:31,785 --> 01:17:33,821
How do your parents feel
about the possibility?
1759
01:17:34,523 --> 01:17:36,957
Um, they're happy, you know,
1760
01:17:37,057 --> 01:17:40,394
as long as I'm not
talking about...you know who.
1761
01:17:40,494 --> 01:17:42,062
Your whole family's evolved.
1762
01:17:42,396 --> 01:17:44,765
Well, everyone except
my brother. He's still a loser.
1763
01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:48,435
Right. Are you going to move
out and get your own place now?
1764
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:52,873
Mm, no, but I could see myself
1765
01:17:52,973 --> 01:17:55,176
getting off their phone plan
eventually.
1766
01:17:56,911 --> 01:17:58,412
Oh, I messed it up.
1767
01:17:58,513 --> 01:17:59,514
Start over.
1768
01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:01,448
[sighs] Okay.
1769
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:07,054
One, two, three...
1770
01:18:07,556 --> 01:18:11,025
[gentle music]
1771
01:18:23,771 --> 01:18:26,707
[man talking indistinctly
on television]
1772
01:18:28,042 --> 01:18:28,976
Hungry?
1773
01:18:31,212 --> 01:18:31,912
Sure.
1774
01:18:32,012 --> 01:18:33,347
[Television turns off]
1775
01:18:33,648 --> 01:18:35,482
[gentle music]
1776
01:18:51,165 --> 01:18:53,234
I'm sorry I went
to your gambling bar.
1777
01:18:54,368 --> 01:18:57,471
It's fine. I think they
all kind of fear me now.
1778
01:18:58,305 --> 01:18:59,073
In a good way.
1779
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,875
Oh. Cool.
1780
01:19:03,612 --> 01:19:07,781
So you definitely didn't rob
the pharmacy to, like,
1781
01:19:07,881 --> 01:19:09,551
pay off a bookie
or something, right?
1782
01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:11,919
-What?
-It's fine if you did.
1783
01:19:12,019 --> 01:19:13,020
I won't tell anyone.
1784
01:19:13,354 --> 01:19:14,788
I mean, I'll probably
blackmail you
1785
01:19:14,888 --> 01:19:16,757
into buying me a new car, but--
1786
01:19:16,957 --> 01:19:20,427
Why would I rob the only
place my daughter can get a job?
1787
01:19:20,528 --> 01:19:24,231
I don't know, it doesn't seem
that far-fetched to me.
1788
01:19:25,065 --> 01:19:27,602
[sighs] I've just been racking
my brain over and over again
1789
01:19:27,702 --> 01:19:28,969
trying to figure this out.
1790
01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:30,538
[sighs]
1791
01:19:32,339 --> 01:19:35,309
First of all,
I can tell you this.
1792
01:19:35,744 --> 01:19:39,581
That the simplest explanation
is usually the correct one.
1793
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,884
And secondly,
I'm up with all my bookies.
1794
01:19:43,984 --> 01:19:48,122
I don't owe anyone shit,
especially not my kid.
1795
01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:50,558
Does Mom know
about your winnings?
1796
01:19:52,661 --> 01:19:55,329
You're good. All right.
1797
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,001
It's been a while since
I gave you any allowance.
1798
01:20:05,272 --> 01:20:07,408
I'm gonna go get some more milk.
1799
01:20:14,549 --> 01:20:16,850
[television turns on]
1800
01:20:18,185 --> 01:20:21,488
All I'm saying is,
I think Dad might be up.
1801
01:20:21,589 --> 01:20:22,624
You should check with him.
1802
01:20:22,724 --> 01:20:25,225
Junebug, if I was really
concerned about
1803
01:20:25,326 --> 01:20:27,061
your father's gambling,
I wouldn't have married him.
1804
01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:28,797
Whatever.
1805
01:20:28,896 --> 01:20:30,665
[Marla] No, no. Please continue.
1806
01:20:30,765 --> 01:20:32,333
Who else would you like
to tattle on?
1807
01:20:32,433 --> 01:20:34,602
I wish I had something
to tattle on Jonathan for
1808
01:20:34,703 --> 01:20:36,437
'cause I hate him.
1809
01:20:36,805 --> 01:20:39,373
[Marla] You know,
Jonathan is not a stooge.
1810
01:20:39,473 --> 01:20:42,711
He's capable of a lot more
than you give him credit for.
1811
01:20:42,811 --> 01:20:45,012
I mean, I'm not saying
he's a mastermind
1812
01:20:45,112 --> 01:20:48,717
or that he's got
some proclivity for genius.
1813
01:20:48,817 --> 01:20:52,052
No, but there is something
about him that's very clever.
1814
01:20:52,286 --> 01:20:55,422
Something that people
don't really see on the surface.
1815
01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:59,259
They're blinded by his language
and his shenanigans, I suppose.
1816
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,894
[dialogue muffling]
No, as a child, he had a way
1817
01:21:00,994 --> 01:21:03,565
to kind of feel
out the situation,
1818
01:21:03,665 --> 01:21:06,768
get what he wanted out of it
without anyone even knowing.
1819
01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:09,403
Now, you, on the other hand,
you know,
1820
01:21:10,070 --> 01:21:14,108
I see myself in you,
but more around the age of five.
1821
01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:18,345
[Johnathon] Yo, uh,
you're in my space.
1822
01:21:18,445 --> 01:21:19,581
Get out of here.
1823
01:21:25,452 --> 01:21:27,921
Do you have anything you want
to say to me?
1824
01:21:28,021 --> 01:21:30,090
[Johnathon] Uh, yeah.
Get out of my room.
1825
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:32,359
Why'd you do it?
1826
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:34,361
[Johnathon scoffs]
1827
01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:36,798
Uh, I didn't touch your stupid
fucking cupcake, okay?
1828
01:21:36,897 --> 01:21:38,365
I don't even know
the combination.
1829
01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:41,235
And you never will.
But let's stay on topic.
1830
01:21:41,935 --> 01:21:44,004
Why did you rob my pharmacy?
1831
01:21:44,104 --> 01:21:45,105
[Johnathon] Um...
1832
01:21:47,876 --> 01:21:52,547
Uh, yeah. Right. Why would I--
Yeah. Why would I do that?
1833
01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:54,348
Oh, okay. No worries.
1834
01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:56,016
I'm just gonna go tell
Mom and Dad
1835
01:21:56,116 --> 01:21:58,285
that you stole Xanax
and Adderall from my workplace.
1836
01:21:58,385 --> 01:22:02,757
Wait. Uh, okay. It's--
It's not what it looks like.
1837
01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:03,858
All right?
1838
01:22:04,258 --> 01:22:06,393
Help me understand, Jonathan.
1839
01:22:06,828 --> 01:22:09,029
It's hard to talk about.
1840
01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:11,298
If you have a problem,
we can get you help.
1841
01:22:12,801 --> 01:22:14,569
It's not something you can fix.
1842
01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,604
It's like permanent.
1843
01:22:17,137 --> 01:22:19,973
I'm sure everyone who does
drugs feels like that.
1844
01:22:20,274 --> 01:22:23,177
No, I sold
the Xanax and Adderall.
1845
01:22:23,277 --> 01:22:26,213
Okay? I just took those
to throw the cops off.
1846
01:22:26,313 --> 01:22:29,316
I know you're a drug head.
Stop lying to me.
1847
01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:32,352
What are you talking about?
I just smoke weed.
1848
01:22:32,453 --> 01:22:33,888
It's legal, June.
1849
01:22:34,254 --> 01:22:37,759
Okay, so if this is all some
big ploy to throw off the cops,
1850
01:22:37,859 --> 01:22:39,026
why did you rob us?
1851
01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,128
For what? The Valtrex?
1852
01:22:42,029 --> 01:22:44,331
Uh...yeah.
1853
01:22:44,431 --> 01:22:46,433
What? That for people
who have herpes.
1854
01:22:47,334 --> 01:22:48,135
Mm-hmm.
1855
01:22:51,806 --> 01:22:53,741
Someone had sex with you?
1856
01:22:53,842 --> 01:22:56,678
Ew! How? Who?
1857
01:22:56,778 --> 01:23:00,615
I don't know, I mean,
my DMs are popping right now.
1858
01:23:00,715 --> 01:23:02,650
I don't know, I think it was
maybe this one girl.
1859
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,753
She, like, lives in the back
of a pet store.
1860
01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:09,624
Ugh, Mom was right.
1861
01:23:11,458 --> 01:23:13,862
Why didn't you just call
Dr. Weisman?
1862
01:23:14,495 --> 01:23:16,129
I mean, he could have
prescribed the shit,
1863
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,332
but then he would have
told Mom and Dad.
1864
01:23:18,566 --> 01:23:19,701
So?
1865
01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,268
I'm not like you, June.
1866
01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:23,538
I don't have to share
everything with them.
1867
01:23:23,638 --> 01:23:25,005
All my sicknesses.
1868
01:23:25,272 --> 01:23:26,508
You know. Me out here.
1869
01:23:26,608 --> 01:23:28,676
Fair.
We're different in that way.
1870
01:23:29,944 --> 01:23:32,179
I gotta hand it to you.
I'm impressed.
1871
01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:36,751
You had sex with a person,
and you robbed my pharmacy
1872
01:23:36,851 --> 01:23:38,185
and got away with it.
Well played.
1873
01:23:38,285 --> 01:23:39,854
[Johnathon] Well, thank you.
I mean, it was mostly
1874
01:23:39,954 --> 01:23:41,523
YouTube tutorials
at the end of the day,
1875
01:23:41,623 --> 01:23:43,490
but, look, I'm impressed
with you because,
1876
01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:47,094
I mean, it's cool
you cracked the case.
1877
01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,161
That's amazing.
1878
01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:49,263
Thank you.
1879
01:23:49,363 --> 01:23:52,165
However, you caused
a lot of pain
1880
01:23:52,266 --> 01:23:55,570
and suffering for Bill and me,
especially for me.
1881
01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:59,908
Okay, that's...that's my bad.
But you're not--
1882
01:24:00,008 --> 01:24:01,475
You're not going to tell
Mom and Dad, right?
1883
01:24:01,643 --> 01:24:02,944
I don't have to.
1884
01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:06,179
As long as you commit right now
to being my servant for a year.
1885
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:12,452
Okay. Fine. Yes. Great.
Yeah, I'll do that.
1886
01:24:12,554 --> 01:24:14,923
You have to like and share
every June Squad post,
1887
01:24:15,023 --> 01:24:16,223
including my live streams.
1888
01:24:16,323 --> 01:24:17,959
Okay. Come on. Seriously?
1889
01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:22,095
Okay. Okay. Yes. Yeah.
Great. Yes. Okay, fine.
1890
01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:23,831
Pleasure doing
business with you.
1891
01:24:29,236 --> 01:24:31,706
You can consider me
your parole officer.
1892
01:24:32,306 --> 01:24:34,776
I take my breakfast cereal
with oat milk.
1893
01:24:37,210 --> 01:24:40,582
I have a PO?
That's kind of hard.
1894
01:24:43,952 --> 01:24:46,286
Yeah, I know.
1895
01:24:47,421 --> 01:24:49,691
Yeah, honestly, the last
few days have been crazy,
1896
01:24:50,157 --> 01:24:52,259
but also kind of fun.
I don't know.
1897
01:24:52,359 --> 01:24:54,529
-[cellphone chimes]
-Oh, my God, thank you.
1898
01:24:55,228 --> 01:24:57,632
Yeah, weirdly, solving crimes
has been really good
1899
01:24:57,732 --> 01:24:59,499
for my complexion.
1900
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:00,802
Maybe take a screenshot.
1901
01:25:02,369 --> 01:25:03,370
[cellphone chimes]
1902
01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:06,641
Um, yeah, I would say
I learned a lot.
1903
01:25:07,341 --> 01:25:12,013
Um, I learned a lot
about my mom and dad. Right?
1904
01:25:12,346 --> 01:25:14,882
I learned way too much
about my little brother.
1905
01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:17,852
I learned about my ex-boyfriend.
1906
01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:21,288
I learned Dr. Weisman
is still a freak.
1907
01:25:21,823 --> 01:25:22,624
[cellphone chimes]
1908
01:25:22,724 --> 01:25:24,959
Oh, my God. Wait.
You guys are right.
1909
01:25:25,927 --> 01:25:28,495
That is the first time I've ever
called him my ex-boyfriend.
1910
01:25:30,898 --> 01:25:32,265
Oh, my God. [laughs]
1911
01:25:32,934 --> 01:25:34,267
You know what?
1912
01:25:34,569 --> 01:25:37,805
I'm gonna go celebrate
my newfound emotional maturity.
1913
01:25:38,338 --> 01:25:39,741
How's that sound?
1914
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:41,909
All right. Bye, June Squad.
I love you guys.
1915
01:25:44,646 --> 01:25:45,913
[cellphone chimes]
1916
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,452
[gentle music]
1917
01:26:10,872 --> 01:26:12,472
[chiming, whooshing]
1918
01:26:19,179 --> 01:26:20,313
Let's do this.
1919
01:26:24,085 --> 01:26:25,586
[gasps]
1920
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:28,288
That's so good!
1921
01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:31,526
I knew you wouldn't be stale.
1922
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:34,829
[bassy music]
1923
01:26:36,164 --> 01:26:37,799
Okay. Maybe a little stale.
1924
01:26:37,899 --> 01:26:38,966
It's okay.
1925
01:26:45,106 --> 01:26:47,441
♪ Fuck it,
I got money on my mind ♪
1926
01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:49,177
♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek ♪
1927
01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:51,112
♪ It don't even tell the time ♪
1928
01:26:51,612 --> 01:26:54,148
♪ Fuck it, is you deaf,
or is you blind? ♪
1929
01:26:54,247 --> 01:26:55,415
♪ I ain't going nowhere yet ♪
1930
01:26:55,516 --> 01:26:57,284
♪ I'ma stay here for a while ♪
1931
01:26:57,952 --> 01:26:59,921
♪ Spotlight, bitch ♪
1932
01:27:00,021 --> 01:27:01,155
♪ I'm in the spotlight, bitch ♪
1933
01:27:01,254 --> 01:27:02,657
♪ Talking that shit ♪
1934
01:27:02,757 --> 01:27:04,291
♪ Still out here getting rich ♪
1935
01:27:04,391 --> 01:27:06,293
♪ Y'all bitches be messy,
messy ♪
1936
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:07,862
♪ Don't ever come test me,
test me ♪
1937
01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:09,229
♪ Online you so lovey dovey ♪
1938
01:27:09,329 --> 01:27:10,998
♪ But your babydad text me,
text me ♪
1939
01:27:11,099 --> 01:27:14,468
♪ Now point at the baddest
bitch out worldwide ♪
1940
01:27:14,569 --> 01:27:16,403
♪ I'ma problem,
hoes they know what I'm about ♪
1941
01:27:16,503 --> 01:27:18,773
♪ Any side, yeah,
I'm known from east to west ♪
1942
01:27:18,873 --> 01:27:19,807
♪ And north to south ♪
1943
01:27:20,041 --> 01:27:21,241
♪ Careful how you say my name ♪
1944
01:27:21,341 --> 01:27:23,111
♪ 'Cause that shit coming
back around ♪
1945
01:27:23,477 --> 01:27:25,813
♪ I go bad on the beat,
sweet bon appetit ♪
1946
01:27:26,279 --> 01:27:28,116
♪ Ain't no fucking with me ♪
1947
01:27:28,216 --> 01:27:29,483
♪ Lil baddie a beast ♪
1948
01:27:30,051 --> 01:27:31,152
♪ I don't need your critique ♪
1949
01:27:31,251 --> 01:27:32,720
♪ Go suck on a bleep ♪
1950
01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:35,857
♪ Little beat beat bitch,
I'm the shit ♪
1951
01:27:36,423 --> 01:27:38,926
♪ Fuck it,
I got money on my mind ♪
1952
01:27:39,026 --> 01:27:40,293
♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek ♪
1953
01:27:40,393 --> 01:27:42,196
♪ It don't even tell the time ♪
1954
01:27:42,730 --> 01:27:45,199
♪ Fuck it, is you deaf,
or is you blind? ♪
1955
01:27:45,298 --> 01:27:46,601
♪ I ain't going nowhere yet ♪
1956
01:27:46,701 --> 01:27:48,603
♪ I'ma stay here for a while ♪
1957
01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:53,040
[The Voidz's "All The Same"
plays]
1958
01:28:49,564 --> 01:28:53,000
[music continues]
1959
01:29:49,624 --> 01:29:52,760
[music continues]
1960
01:30:49,684 --> 01:30:52,954
[music continues]
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