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(soft music playing)
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Wow. You just got
dumped by someone
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who you weren't
even dating, Linds.
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Let's take a second to
think about that.
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It's pretty impressive.
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I just don't get it. Wh...
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Everything was going so well.
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In hindsight, maybe
a mistake to rub his nose
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in the fact that you
cavorted with another man
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like a common street whore.
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Jesus Christ, Mom.
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You know, he went home
with somebody else, too.
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TOM: Excuse me.
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He fornicated with
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one other partner
that he admitted to.
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Who knows the real total?
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That's why I recommend
a comprehensive venereal panel
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as soon as possible.
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Why do I even care, you know?
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The whole point of this
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was that it was supposed
to be casual.
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Because you love him, Lindsay.
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You've loved him
from the moment
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his tears fell on those
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blotchy, under-moisturized
cheeks of yours.
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(scoffs) Okay.
Maybe I... like him. A little.
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- Finally, she admits it.
- It's like pulling teeth.
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GIRL FROM ANTHRO: Hey.
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Remind me, bitch.
Why are you here?
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Oh no, Lindsay, not her.
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Did you seriously come
all the way to New York City
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to find a cute little boyfriend?
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Some cubicle-dwelling dweeb
you could snuggle up with
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to watch Party of Five?
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There's no need to drag
the Salinger siblings into this.
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'Cause I thought you
came here to find you.
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To meet bad boys,
and make bad decisions,
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and end up in terrifying situations.
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Maybe not... terrifying, but.
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Okay. Lindsay?
You don't know this person.
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She said a mean thing
to you once about a beverage...
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♪ Your Diet Coke
is oppression in a can ♪
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...and it's become an obsession.
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You don't even know her name.
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Oh yeah?
Well, I know her soul.
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- Oh, for God's s...
- Uck!
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- Yuck, Linds.
- The soul is a myth.
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LINDSAY: You know, I used to
see you at parties,
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and you would just be
sitting there in the corner just
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reading Anaïs Nin,
and smoking cloves,
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and glaring at everybody.
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Y-You didn't care what
anyone thought.
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And that's all I did was care.
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- That's a good thing.
- Look, bitch.
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It's simple, okay?
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Miguel is over.
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Miguel and his nine-to-five,
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Brooks Brothers slow march
to the grave,
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which means you have
a choice to make.
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(alluring music playing)
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♪ You could keep cryin'
in your pink party dress ♪
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♪ Stayin' still, keepin' clean,
afraid you'll make a mess ♪
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♪ Or you could do
as ya please ♪
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♪ Get a little dirt
on those knees ♪
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♪ And when trouble
knocks to come and play ♪
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- ♪ You could say ♪
- Yes!
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♪ Who's afraid of
the big, bad girl ♪
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♪ Could it be you,
could it be you ♪
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♪ How 'bout try her
on for size ♪
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♪ Give up that good
girl compromise ♪
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♪ It could free you,
you got to be you ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Hell yeah ♪
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- You look insane.
- Thank you!
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♪ You could keep chasin'
that ol' bunny down the track ♪
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♪ Runnin' fast, like a dog,
for a pat on the back ♪
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♪ Or you could simply refuse
to run a race set up to lose ♪
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♪ Then you can
run a little wild ♪
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♪ and go find your pack ♪
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♪ Who's afraid of a bad,
bad dog ♪
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♪ Could it be you,
could it be you ♪
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♪ Remove those blinders
and you might ♪
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♪ unleash a bitch
who likes to bite ♪
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♪ Collar free you,
you've got to be you ♪
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BOTH: ♪ And to the delicate boys
you leave in your wake ♪
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♪ They were broken before,
they're too easy to break ♪
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♪ I am a risk that you
miss or you take ♪
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♪ But I'm done bein',
done bein', done bein' fake ♪
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♪ Who's a fan of
a badass girl ♪
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♪ Could it be you ♪
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♪ I'm runnin' feral
and untamed ♪
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♪ And in the end,
I can't be blamed ♪
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♪ For what we do,
you got to be you ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Hell yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Fuck yeah, yeah ♪
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LINDSAY AND MIGUEL:
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
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♪ There's one thing
I am certain of ♪
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♪ For every hour and month ♪
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♪ And year that we are
here to love ♪
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♪ Regardless of how much ♪
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♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
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♪ No matter what we
suffer throoough ♪
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LINDSAY:
♪ I can never know you ♪
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MIGUEL:
♪ I can never know you ♪
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LINDSAY AND MIGUEL:
♪ Can I ever know you ♪
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(jazzy music playing)
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KEVIN:
This was all my idea, you know?
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Chad told me The Great Gatsby's
Rachel's favorite book.
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I said,
"Dude, do a Gatsby-themed
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"rehearsal dinner
at your parents' place
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- in Bridgehampton. She'll freak."
- MIGUEL: Nice.
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And guess what? She freaked.
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(indistinct chatters)
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- Wow.
- Yup.
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Oop, there they are...
The happy couple.
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I hear they tried to fuck you.
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Uh, you know, I'm getting
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pretty close with Squez,
the juice company,
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and I think there
might be some legs there.
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Yeah, well, you oughta
talk to Dick about it.
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Because Dick Waltham wants
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to hear about an
eight-figure deal
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from a second-year analyst?
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Ugh, Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy.
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This weekend?
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That man is not the CFO
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of Winnicott Douglass.
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He's just Chad's dad,
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father of the groom.
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And you are not
a second-year analyst.
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You are his son's close friend
and trusted colleague.
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Could you introduce us?
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(scoffs) I could.
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But if you really wanna
impress the old man,
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you'll nut up
and do it yourself.
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This is it.
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You are not gonna allow anything
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to stand in your way
this weekend.
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You march up to that
old fucker right now
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- and tell him that...
- Hey... I know that chick.
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(piano music playing)
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(jazz music playing)
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Random Lindsay.
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(scoffs) Miguel.
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What are you doing here?
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- There goes the fuckin' weekend.
- This asshole again? Really?
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I'm here for the wedding.
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For Charles's wedding?
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You mean Chad?
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I don't know. Derek just said
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it was his cousin, Charles.
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Who's Derek?
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- Hey.
- Oh, fuck. He's huge.
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This is, um, Derek.
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Derek, this is Miguel.
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I'm, I'm Miguel.
Nice to meet you.
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How long have, uh,
you two been dating?
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No, we're not dating.
We don't do labels.
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Yeah... labels are
for grocery stores.
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For items... that need labeling.
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- DEREK: God, you're amazing.
- (Lindsay chuckles)
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Wow, cool. Where
are your costumes?
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DEREK: Like we're gonna dress up
for a fucking costume party.
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- Stop thinking about her.
- I'm not thinking about her.
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Oh, oh, I see another
brown person.
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You're not the only...
Nope. Waiter.
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I'm not gonna feel
weird about that.
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You already feel
weird about that.
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Okay, stop.
Look, he belongs here.
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Hey...
you belong here, buddy.
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What?
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Oh! Hi!
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Oh! There he is. Look alive.
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CHRIS: Jimmy Jam-A-Rooney.
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ORSON: Ah, fuck.
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How goes it?
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So good to see you, bud.
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Hey, Chris.
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CHRIS:
Heard about your juice biz.
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I think I may have found
a client, too.
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Nothing as cool as juice, obviously.
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My dad's best friend
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runs Pringles?
Do you know Pringles?
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This Machiavellian
motherfucker!
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Yeah, Chris,
I-I've heard of Pringles.
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Yeah. They're pretty tasty.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Well, hello ♪
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♪ Again,
you dance into my brain ♪
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- (Chris rambling)
- SINGER: ♪ Remember last time ♪
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(Chris chuckling)
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- SINGER: ♪ All the passion ♪
- 'Scuse me.
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- SINGER: ♪ All the pain ♪
- Oh, uh, thank you.
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- No! No!
- SINGER: ♪ You throw me ♪
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♪ You throw me off
my chosen track ♪
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MIGUEL: You changed.
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I... just threw this together.
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- Where's your boyfriend?
- He's not my boyfriend.
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Right. No, I forgot. No labels.
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Like a... grocery store.
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He decided to stay in the room
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and work on his writing.
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- He's an amazing writer.
- CHAD: Hey!
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Who wants to dance
with my beautiful fiancée, huh?
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Oh. Oh, I see someone.
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Uh, do you wanna maybe...
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Okay, sure.
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♪ You're meant to
find one day ♪
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♪ And when you meet them ♪
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♪ You know them faster
than you should ♪
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-♪ And the smallest thing... ♪
- He seems... great... Derek.
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He's brilliant.
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He just had his second piece
published in the Village Voice.
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About the new politics
of grammar.
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Oh... wow.
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See, I'm not even caught up
on the old politics... so.
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♪ What was my life like
before you were there ♪
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You know,
you were the one that said
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that you wanted to be friends,
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but you didn't, by the way,
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'cause I called you
several times to hang out and...
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I left messages.
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Guess I just assumed
you didn't really wanna see me.
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- Well, I did.
- CHAD: Oh yeah!
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Random Lindsay and Jimmy
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- Old school, baby.
- (Rachel chuckles)
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SINGER: ♪ Something about you
I already seem to know ♪
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Do you think any of them
actually know your name?
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(Miguel scoffs)
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Honestly, it's anyone's guess.
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SINGER: ♪ Path we're on has only
gone for just ♪
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-♪ A little while ♪
- You're better than all of them.
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- SINGER: ♪ Let the rest of it begin ♪
- (Miguel chuckles)
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- You realize that, right?
- SINGER: ♪ I'm with you and I'm all in ♪
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♪ I feel like I've
always known you ♪
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-♪ I feel like I've always known you ♪
- DEREK: Hey.
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- I'm here. 'Sup.
- LINDSAY: Hey.
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Hey. D-Money has arrived.
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Someone forgot their
1920s attire.
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I am 1920s. I'm a vagrant.
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- Have fun.
- DEREK: See ya, man.
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You wanna dance?
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No.
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You look beautiful.
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(Dick and guest chatting)
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DICK WALTHAM: He's just been an
absolute standout
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from the second
he started with us.
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- Last quarter, especially.
- GUEST: Thank you.
249
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,729
DICK: Anyway, we're so thrilled
you could make it out.
250
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,809
- Talk to you a little bit later.
- Our pleasure. Thank you.
251
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,649
Mr. Waltham.
252
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,400
Um, Miguel Jimenez, sir.
253
00:12:58,402 --> 00:12:59,992
Second-year analyst.
254
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,907
I'm actually a friend of Chad's
255
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,196
and colleague, a trusted colleague.
256
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,450
Pleasure to meet you.
257
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,911
Um,
258
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,541
I don't mean to talk business
259
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,997
on an occasion like this,
260
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,617
but I just had to tell you...
261
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,674
I know it's usually
a three-year track
262
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,547
from analyst to associate,
but, um...
263
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,880
I'm ready now.
264
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,085
How do you figure that?
265
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,221
I'm better than any other
analyst you have.
266
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,390
(chuckles)
267
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,467
And...
268
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,978
I'm on the cusp
of securing a major deal
269
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,977
with an up-and-coming
juice company.
270
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:38,824
Nantucket Nectars reported
$80 million in sales last year.
271
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,108
Snapple?
272
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,316
Had almost 800.
273
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,663
The company I'm talking with,
274
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,449
I firmly believe,
275
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,622
has the potential
to compete with both of 'em.
276
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,711
(bell ringing)
277
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,040
- Find me later. We'll talk after dinner.
- (doors open)
278
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:56,998
(guests chattering)
279
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,252
Sounds good.
280
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,852
(piano music playing)
281
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,847
(groans) Beef medallions?
282
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,100
This evening could not
be more grotesque.
283
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,192
Yeah. I-I didn't even know
they were doing
284
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,437
rehearsal dinners anymore.
285
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,648
It's, like, what is it, 1973?
(scoffs)
286
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,490
Huh, exactly.
287
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,025
How's your children's book?
288
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,065
You said you were gonna
maybe start working on one?
289
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,164
I-I had an idea once that
maybe I would write a,
290
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,830
a children's book.
291
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,749
I thought you said
you were writing
292
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,367
an existential horror story
293
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,294
about the monstrosity of nature?
294
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,961
Yeah.
295
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,378
As a children's book.
296
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,930
Mmm, what do you do, Miguel?
297
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,510
I work with Chad,
actually, at Winnicott.
298
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,604
Ugh. I'm sorry.
299
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,351
Oh, it's just banking,
you know, it's...
300
00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,614
I mean... you've seen
what it's done to my family.
301
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,777
I guess...
302
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,948
not everyone can afford to be
a writer for the Village Voice.
303
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,412
Well,
304
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,658
cultural critic and
predatory capitalist
305
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:15,370
aren't the only extant
career paths available.
306
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,082
- Where is it you bank, Derek?
- (Derek scoffs)
307
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,881
I don't have that kinda money.
308
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,708
No, sorry,
I meant your trust fund.
309
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,173
He doesn't have a trust fund.
310
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,013
N... No, no, no. It's...
311
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,178
Look, my, my parents
set one up for me,
312
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:32,467
but, uh... yeah,
I don't control it.
313
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,853
No, right.
You just use it to
314
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,017
fund your writerly lifestyle.
315
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,015
(chuckles)
316
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,441
♪ Have you seen this
baby genius ♪
317
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,901
♪ He'll bring you such joy ♪
318
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,862
♪ He's my smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart ♪
319
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,493
You have any cocaine here?
320
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,947
Somewhere in the house?
321
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,084
Gentlemen, we're, uh,
322
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,290
headed to the cabin
for some cigars.
323
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,380
You in?
324
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,551
Dick asked to make sure
you were there, Jimmy.
325
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,878
Then I guess I have
to be there, don't I?
326
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,301
Hey, wait, I'm sorry.
327
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,799
So, is your name Miguel
or is it Jimmy?
328
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,063
- That's just a nickname.
- It's because of his last name:
329
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,385
Gym-en-ez.
330
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,430
Um, so then wouldn't it
be pronounced "Jimenez"?
331
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,104
It, it doesn't matter,
all right?
332
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,773
- Cigars.
- No, it does matter, though,
333
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,771
because this guy right here
is actually being pretty racist.
334
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,574
- Derek, I-I don't think it's right...
- Is it, is it racist?
335
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,738
- Am, am I, am I racist?
- N-No. No, you're not...
336
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:31,117
Yeah, bro, very racist.
I'm sorry, Miguel.
337
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,275
Man, if I were you,
I'd be standing up for myself.
338
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,703
What he's doing, it's not right.
339
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,622
You actually have no idea
what you're talkin' about,
340
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,540
so why don't you
just shut the fuck up, Derek?
341
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,504
Whoa.
342
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,209
DICK: Everything okay here?
343
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,423
Yeah.
344
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,932
Yeah, no, everything's,
um, everything's fine.
345
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,926
We're heading over to the cabin.
346
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,392
Right?
347
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,602
Maybe you should take
a walk instead.
348
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,392
Cool down.
349
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,691
Walk with me.
350
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,153
Hey, I was just trying to help.
351
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:12,775
LINDSAY: Miguel.
352
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,621
Miguel... Miguel, will you stop?
353
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,618
Look, I'm sorry for what
happened in there, okay?
354
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,750
No, I'm sorry.
355
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,207
I'm sorry your boyfriend's
an asshole.
356
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,286
He's not my boyfriend.
357
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,458
What happened to you?
358
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,381
Because the Lindsay I knew
359
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,339
was excited about everything.
360
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,877
In love with everything.
361
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,724
This is who I've always been.
362
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,969
This is exactly the person
that I've always wanted to be.
363
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,892
Wow. Congratulations, then.
That must be really nice.
364
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,311
LINDSAY:
You don't get to dump me
365
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,139
and then just show up
three months later and start...
366
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,654
Dump you?
367
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,015
You were the one who didn't
even wanna be in a relationship.
368
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,153
You wanted casual.
369
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,779
No, you said you
wanted casual.
370
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,896
Because I knew that's
what you wanted me to say.
371
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,743
You said that you wanted
to be friends. You ended it.
372
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,700
I ended things because
I was terrified
373
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,870
I was falling in love with you!
374
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,495
(light music playing)
375
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,131
That's when I thought
I knew you.
376
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,665
And this person now?
377
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,509
I don't know her.
378
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,763
I don't know her at all.
379
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,848
Were you really falling
in love with me?
380
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:27,855
I have to go.
381
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,700
- Why did I say that?
- She tricked you. Again.
382
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,452
Just like with the crying.
383
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,964
You need to focus the fuck up.
384
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,826
Get your head outta your ass
and back in the game.
385
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,003
Let's go find that cabin,
386
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,250
you walk in,
you drop to your knees,
387
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,802
and you grovel.
388
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,415
Are you joking?
It is too late for that.
389
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,921
You did the only thing,
390
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,144
the one thing
you are not supposed to do:
391
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,969
you scared them.
392
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,471
The next time you
see those men,
393
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,602
you tell them exactly what
394
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,178
Mrs. Woodruff told
your father and me
395
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,193
at your third grade
parent-teacher conference.
396
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,095
(branch snaps)
397
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,113
ORSON: The... fuck was that?
398
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,397
What she said was,
"Mr. and Mrs. Jimenez...
399
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,534
- Oh, my God.
- ..."your son is gonna be President
400
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,161
of the United States someday."
401
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,738
Okay?
That's the kind of brilliance
402
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,912
we're talking about here.
403
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,950
She was talking about me
404
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,163
running for student council.
405
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,253
ROSIE: As a stepping stone.
406
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,167
(scare chord)
407
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,957
(all yelling)
408
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,258
What an arrogant,
self-righteous butt wipe.
409
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,758
He's like Pedro on
The Real World,
410
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,089
if all Pedro did
was yell at Puck
411
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,054
for putting his finger
in his peanut butter.
412
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,104
Whoa... you're siding with Puck?
413
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,638
Uh, yeah.
414
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,310
Miguel never got you.
415
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,019
Not like I do.
416
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,357
Not like Derek does.
417
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,447
Mm.
418
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:02,163
You're a badass bitch just
like me who doesn't give a fuck.
419
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,239
But...
420
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,754
I do give a fuck.
421
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,746
Mm-mm.
422
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,457
I give a lotta fucks, actually.
423
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,842
You don't know me at all,
and I-I don't know you.
424
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,167
My mom was right.
I-I don't even know your name.
425
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,593
It's Liz... probably.
426
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,802
I don't think I wanna
be friends with you anymore.
427
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,261
We were never friends.
428
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,182
Exactly.
429
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,636
DEREK: I wanna trust you.
430
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,064
I'm just so scared you're
gonna hurt me.
431
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,523
(Chris panting)
432
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,152
- Ah, ah! Wh...
- I don't know what happened.
433
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,485
We got to the cabin,
and Chad and Kevin asked
434
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,908
if I wanna try something
really fun,
435
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,156
so of course I said yes
because I like really fun stuff.
436
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,288
They blindfolded me,
put me in the suit,
437
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,995
shoved a ghost pepper
in my mouth,
438
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,245
and told me
to run like the wind,
439
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,617
and if I stopped running,
even for a second,
440
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,923
they said they would know,
441
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,536
and I would have to swallow
the ghost pepper...
442
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,882
Was Miguel... I mean, did you
443
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,997
see Miguel down there?
444
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,009
He never showed up...
Lucky bastard.
445
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,634
Miguel?
446
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,139
Miguel?!
447
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,215
(nature sounds, owl hooting)
448
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,347
Miguel?!
449
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,234
- Miguel?!
- MIGUEL: Lindsay!
450
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,685
Miguel?!
451
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,773
Hey. Hi.
452
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,731
You came to find me.
453
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,480
Well, yeah.
You, you told me
454
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,862
you were afraid of the woods.
455
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,944
You remembered that?
456
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,244
LINDSAY: Of course.
457
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,704
I don't wanna scare you,
458
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,118
but there's a bear...
somewhere around here.
459
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,237
Hey,
460
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,453
he went home.
461
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,622
♪
462
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,710
Come on, let's go.
463
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,786
♪
464
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,088
LINDSAY: ♪ Well, hello ♪
465
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,300
♪ Again, you dance
into my brain ♪
466
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,394
♪ Remember last time ♪
467
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:53,104
♪ All the passion,
all the pain ♪
468
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,193
MIGUEL: ♪ You throw me ♪
469
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,694
♪ You throw me off
my chosen track ♪
470
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:06,620
♪ And every time I dance away,
you keep on dancing back ♪
471
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,656
BOTH: ♪ I don't know who you
think you are ♪
472
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:14,372
♪ No one's like you
near or far ♪
473
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:21,014
♪ But I feel like I've
always known you ♪
474
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,302
♪ Did we meet ♪
475
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,932
♪ In some lifetime long ago ♪
476
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:36,154
♪ There's something about you ♪
477
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:40,186
♪ I already seem to know ♪
478
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,900
♪ I've always known the way ♪
479
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,074
♪ You speak,
the way you smile ♪
480
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,334
♪ Though this path we're on ♪
481
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:54,786
♪ Has only gone for just
a little while ♪
482
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,801
♪ Let the rest of it begin ♪
483
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,505
♪ I'm with you and I'm all in ♪
484
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,547
LINDSAY: ♪ And I feel like I've
always known you ♪
485
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:11,262
MIGUEL: ♪ I feel like I've
always known you ♪
486
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:14,894
LINDSAY: ♪ I feel like
I've always ♪
487
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:21,653
BOTH: ♪ I feel like I've
always known you ♪
488
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,409
(panting) Hey, guys...
Have you seen a bear?
489
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,368
'Bout yea high?
Ghost pepper in his mouth?
490
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,036
Things got pretty crazy
at the cabin.
491
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,373
Oh, wait.
492
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,708
Were you about to bone?
493
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:44,169
♪
494
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,154
♪
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