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LINDSAY AND MIGUEL:
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
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♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
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{\an8}♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪
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{\an8}♪ Regardless of how much ♪
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{\an8}♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪
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{\an8}LINDSAY: ♪ I can never know you ♪
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{\an8}MIGUEL: ♪ I can never know you ♪
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LINDSAY AND MIGUEL:
♪ Can I ever know you ♪
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My fellow members
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of The Sixth Street Community
Center's Writing Workshop:
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Beginners through
Intermediates, (chuckles)
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you hold in your hands today
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more... than just
the first chapter of my novel.
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You also hold... my heart.
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Am I nervous? A little.
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Am I nauseous? (chuckles) Extremely.
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But mostly, I am excited
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because I know that your mixed,
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but largely positive feedback
is going to serve
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as the gentle nudge
that I need to tell myself
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- that I am a writer!
- (Joan/Tom/Celeste speaking)
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I have something to say
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and the world is a better place with me...
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- Touch of a man.
- Okay, no.
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I am not letting you do this.
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This is my day.
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I just don't get it, Linds.
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If you know for a fact
that you're a terrible writer...
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I'm not a terrible writer.
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...then why would you agree
to share that terrible writing
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beyond the confines of your own sad self?
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Everything is telling you
the same thing, sweetheart:
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you made a mistake. Leaving Ned?
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Nothing is telling me that.
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You, you were almost decapitated
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by a falling air conditioner
two weeks ago.
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- That was a sign.
- I survived, didn't I?
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- You've been hit by three cabs.
- At very low speeds.
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It's time to give up
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whatever this prolonged
emotional breakdown is
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and come home.
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I belong here...
In this city. In this vocation.
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And today is gonna prove it.
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Everybody is gonna love my chapter.
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You have no reason to believe that.
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Is that so?
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How about, uh,
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this reason?
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{\an8}Well, you never count the first card.
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{\an8}Everybody knows that.
What about this reason?
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It's funny. The devil's actually
a very misunderstood card
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because it's really more
about the shadow...
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♪ When you're wondering
how something's gonna go ♪
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♪ Something there's
no way for you to know ♪
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♪ Just go and ask the universe
to show a spark of the divine ♪
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♪ I know, I say, "Hello! It's me!"♪
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♪ And insert deity ♪
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♪ Will always send a sign ♪
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♪ Like right now ♪
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♪ The sun is shinin', the sky is blue ♪
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♪ You'd only know
from your roommate's view ♪
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- ♪ And the kitchen's clean ♪
- ♪ But the bathroom's not ♪
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♪ She used your Nair and left
the hair ♪
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♪ and it smells like
poop and pot ♪
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♪ But they lowered rent
for the entire A and C line ♪
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♪ It's a sign, it's a sign ♪
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JOAN/TOM/CELESTE:
♪ It's a sign, it's a sign ♪
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♪ That's a sign all right ♪
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JOAN/TOM/CELESTE: ♪ In black and white ♪
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And you tell yourself, "Oh,
it's only a little rat bite."
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Ten days later, your spleen has swollen
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- to the size of a ripe melon.
- (Lindsay exhales sharply)
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- ♪ Note the broken mirror ♪
- ♪ And the haunted doll ♪
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♪ But encouraging graffiti
on the lovely wall ♪
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♪ Look, a big black cat ♪
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♪ I just won't go that way ♪
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♪ Hot damn, it looks like BAM
is doing the Scottish play ♪
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♪ But someone dropped their subway token
and now it's mine ♪
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JOAN/TOM/CELESTE:
♪ It's a sign, it's a sign ♪
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♪ It's a sign, it's a sign ♪
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- ♪ Is this glue or gum ♪
- ♪ No, that is cum ♪
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Mm, dehydrated ejaculate.
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♪ Today I really need things to go right ♪
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♪ 'Cause then I'll feel
that my future is bright ♪
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♪ And I'll know writing is right ♪
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♪ And I can write my ticket out of hell ♪
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♪ Oh, hell-o, mind if I squeeze in ♪
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♪ Look I just got a seat ♪
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♪ This baby's suckin' at New York's teat ♪
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♪ Sweet, or it's a sign you'll
end up like this fine man ♪
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♪ Drinkin' wine and slurpin'
tuna right out of a caaan ♪
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♪ Whoo, right on time
with seconds to spare ♪
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♪ Note the splatter of blood
at the base of the stairs ♪
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- ♪ There's seven writers ♪
- ♪ In room thirteen ♪
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♪ I got a hunch I wowed the bunch ♪
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♪ 'Cause your work is obscene ♪
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Lindsay Arthur?
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♪ And hey, they chose to start with me ♪
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♪ It's my turn to shine ♪
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I need to speak to you. In private.
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You won't be coming back.
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- ♪ Check and mate ♪
- ♪ Resign ♪
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JOAN/TOM/CELESTE: ♪ 'Cause that's a sign ♪
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What you've written...
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it made me want to get
out of bed this morning.
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And that's quite rare.
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- Oh, I-I'm so relieved that you liked it.
- Liked it?
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The scene in the office,
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when Linda manipulates Mitchell's genitals
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until he begins to weep?
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It's a tour de force.
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Wow, thank you so much.
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And then to leave us
with this delicious mystery.
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The central question of the piece:
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why did Mitchell cry?
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Well, you'll just have
to read chapter two to find out.
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I called Gil Frond
first thing this morning.
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He teaches Intermediate to Advanced.
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He agreed to consider you for a slot.
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Oh, my goodness.
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ELAINE: He needs a writing sample
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at the end of tomorrow by the very latest.
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Oh, well, I can just give him the chapter.
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Gil has a 30-page sample requirement.
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If you could submit
the first two chapters?
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Well, I, I haven't
written chapter two yet.
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Oh, not on paper,
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but I'm sure you've
got it all figured out.
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What sort of a writer
would you be otherwise?
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Right.
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- (phones ringing)
- (employees chattering)
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- Jiminator!
- MIGUEL: Hey.
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I was actually hopin' to maybe
grab a few minutes with you.
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Well, I was actually hopin'
to grab a few minutes with you.
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I've been doin' a lotta thinkin' about
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- bringin' in my own business...
- KEVIN: Uh-huh.
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and I put together some ideas.
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Well, I just took
a gander at the invite list
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to Chad's bachelor party,
and you are on it, man.
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Wow. That's... flattering.
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Your trainer leaving her husband
for you is "flattering."
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An invite to Chad's
bachelor party is monumental.
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His dad is the CFO of a bank.
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One week in Aspen. We leave
next Monday. B.Y.O. skis.
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Guess I... better get some skis, then.
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Yeah, but here's the real
head-butt in the dick:
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you know that company in Texas,
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the one that makes cattle feed
from chicken shit?
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- Yeah.
- Q2 numbers just came in.
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Not looking good.
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Which means we're gonna
have to run all new projections
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before we head out to private equity.
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Which means I'm gonna need ya here,
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building out a new deck.
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Oh, okay...
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Right, but there's no way
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you're missing this party.
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Our chalet is a who's who of
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who decides who makes associate.
You have to be there.
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But I'm also supposed to be here?
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I know.
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I get it.
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This is one of those unsolvable
problems that you give
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to analysts to see if
they crack under the pressure.
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"Be there, but don't be there,
but also... be there." (laughs)
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You have until Wednesday
to come up with a solve,
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at which point
your invite reverts to Chris.
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Oh hey, Germin, go fuck yourself.
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(ambient street noise)
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(gasps)
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Miguel?! Miguel Jimenez?! Is that you?
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- Oh, goddammit.
- She knows exactly who you are.
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No one could forget that face.
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Drop to the floor.
Pretend you're having a seizure.
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LINDSAY: It's Lindsay! Lindsay Arthur!
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This is not nice, what you're
doing. Not nice at all.
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(scoffs) Talk about crazy.
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No one said anything about crazy.
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What brings you to, uh,
this... neck of the woods?
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I work here. In the building
we're standing in front of.
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Tell her your base salary.
That'll really fuck her up.
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That's right. I completely forgot.
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If she forgot, she's an idiot.
If she's lying, she's a liar.
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Running into you like this?
Out of the blue?
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I mean... this is a sign.
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- Conjuring a fake sign?!
- A sign that...
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we both live in New York
and use the sidewalk?
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(chuckles) There he is. That's my boy.
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Hilarious. No.
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It is a sign that I should
finally ask you this question.
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I was wondering...
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Why did you cry when I fumbled
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with your private parts
like a clumsy juggler?
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...if you could ever forgive me
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for standing you up at the diner?
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Not in a million years.
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Already have.
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It's just... I, I should've told you
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I... I came to New York to focus on myself
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and then find my voice as a writer.
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- (Orson/Rosie/Renee laughing)
- But seriously... seriously,
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don't sweat it. I certainly didn't.
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Yeah, he only waited at the diner
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- for you for an hour and a half.
- Ooh, ooh! Uh.
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Get her to guess your
FICO score. That'll be a hoot.
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And now she has a stain on
her trousers. How charming.
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- Just shut up.
- Fuck off.
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- (Tom gasps)
- JOAN: Oh.
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Well, excuse me
for offering outstanding advice.
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You know, I-I... Still, I would
like to make it up to you.
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How 'bout we grab that breakfast now?
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- My treat.
- It's 5:00.
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Hm, true. European lunch?
Old folks dinner?
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Look, I'm dealing with
a pretty big crisis at work
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and I need to dive back in
first thing tomorrow,
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- so if you could...
- Oh, my god! Way to bury the lede.
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I excel in a crisis. How 'bout this?
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We can grab a light snack,
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I will solve your work problem for you,
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and, uh, then we'll, uh, call it a day?
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What about... a bus?
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Have you considered a bus? It could work.
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It's... 30 hours each way.
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Okay, I can see how
that could be... difficult.
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So far, this has been very helpful.
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Here's a thought.
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Have you considered that maybe
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your bosses are using this
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as a made-up assignment to mess with you?
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Welcome to investment banking.
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Are there good things about your job?
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Well, the money doesn't hurt.
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Sounds a little superficial.
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It's not just the money.
I like the challenge.
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Hm. (clicks tongue)
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Ya don't eat, ya don't kill.
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It's the other way around.
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You know... you don't seem, like,
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incredibly... killer-ish to me.
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And how would you know what I'm like?
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Well, you know, you did... cry when...
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- Okay, yeah, no. I'm gonna go.
- Wait, wait. Miguel, wait.
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- Why did you cry?
- I don't know.
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Okay, perhaps,
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we could figure it out together.
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You know, have, like,
a brainstorming session.
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- I mean, if that would be helpful for you.
- Okay. Thank you
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- for the street nuts.
- Wait. Miguel!
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MIGUEL: I have to go!
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Wait, no! But wait!
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Miguel, wait! You, you forgot your bag!
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(grunts)
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- What?!
- I saw a bee on it and I panicked!
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How am I supposed to get it back?!
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Well, here, here, here, here.
Throw, throw mine.
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It's the least I can do.
258
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No, the least you can do
is to not throw my bag over!
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Well, the past is the past.
This is the least I can do now.
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I don't...
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You know, I used to be just like you.
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I was so afraid of breaking the rules.
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See, my dad is a coroner,
264
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and I spent my entire
265
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childhood hearing about
all the different ways
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I was gonna die or be permanently maimed.
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And then one day, I just realized,
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you cannot live like that.
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So, don't overthink it.
Don't even regular think it.
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Just.
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(Lindsay chuckles)
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That was
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- oddly satisfying.
- (laughing) Right?
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I can't believe you did that.
My entire life is in that bag.
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What do we do now?
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Gimme a boost.
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MIGUEL: Okay, well, what does,
what does that mean?
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- You push me up.
- Like, by the butt?
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You didn't do a lot of outdoor
playing as a child, did you?
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- Okay, I don't need the insults.
- Ready?
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- Yeah.
- One, two, three.
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Ooh, it's harder to get up...
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- Right there.
- You gotta...
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- If I can get the first leg up...
- MIGUEL: Yeah.
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- LINDSAY: then I can just...
- MIGUEL: Okay.
286
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- Yeah.
- If I can get this one...
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Maybe we should use the gate.
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- MIGUEL: Yeah, that works, too. All right.
- Okay. I'm comin' down.
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(ambient street noise)
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LINDSAY: What is this thing?
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There used to be boulders
like this all over the city.
292
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From the last ice age.
293
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Most of 'em are gone, um,
bulldozed to put up high rises.
294
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But,
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I don't know.
296
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I always liked this one.
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No idea why.
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Because it is
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- truly... truly hideous.
- (laughing)
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Hey.
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I really am sorry.
302
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About the diner...
And also, about earlier.
303
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It's... it's none of my business
304
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why you cried during...
hand stuff three weeks ago.
305
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I think I maybe do know why.
306
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,268
Well, you don't,
you don't have to tell me.
307
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,232
- Seriously.
- I guess I've just lost so much
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in my life.
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Things and people.
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And whenever life seems good, that's,
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that's always right before it goes bad.
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Like, as soon as you take that
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first bite of birthday cake,
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it's just... on its way to being gone.
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And that night with you, I,
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I felt good,
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the best I felt in a long time.
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Think I realized just...
how bad it would hurt
319
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when it went away again.
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(light music playing)
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♪
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WRITER LINDSAY: ♪ She had been waiting
like the daffodils ♪
323
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♪ That pushed their head toward sunshine ♪
324
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♪ She wanted answers
by the old financial fortress ♪
325
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♪ There he stood, this would be good ♪
326
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♪ He resisted, she would have
to be persistent ♪
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♪ They went walking ♪
328
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♪ She matched her step
to his to find his rhythm ♪
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♪ To stay right with him ♪
330
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♪ To understaaand ♪
331
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♪ Sun-filled streets urged her ♪
332
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♪ Keep on going ♪
333
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:55,699
♪ Every step a story unfolding,
his stronghold still holding ♪
334
00:15:55,704 --> 00:16:01,714
♪ But she liked the way he smiiiled ♪
335
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,550
♪ A rusty park bench ♪
336
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:08,836
♪ A waxy bag of salty sweet and laughter ♪
337
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,853
♪ What she was after ♪
338
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:16,636
♪ Was a harder nut to crack
than first she thought ♪
339
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,522
♪ And so she fought ♪
340
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,402
♪ Fences breached ♪
341
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:26,278
♪ She'd gotten what she wanted ♪
342
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,782
♪ But the victory felt hollow ♪
343
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,949
♪ The rush she thought would follow ♪
344
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♪ Had vanished in her haaands ♪
345
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♪ What he told her surpassed
all that she'd written ♪
346
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,343
♪ She should go home
and put it all on paper ♪
347
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:50,007
♪ But she realized she wouldn't
write this chapter ♪
348
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♪ Anymooore ♪
349
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- WRITER LINDSAY: Ah!
- (thud)
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♪ She would live it ♪
351
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♪ She'd rather live it ♪
352
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:06,360
♪ Starting now she'd live it ♪
353
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:10,568
♪ With hiiim ♪
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♪
355
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,261
I'm sorry... I should've...
356
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,851
(moaning)
357
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,351
(Lindsay giggling)
358
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,566
Are you, like... hungry or something?
359
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:57,282
- Mm. I'm starving.
- Mmm. Okay.
360
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,539
I'll see what I have.
361
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,749
Let's see. Uh. Oh! (chuckles)
362
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,299
I have, um... expired cookie dough?
363
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,008
- Yum.
- Okay.
364
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,506
Let's see. Turn the... oven on here.
365
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,136
Fifteen minutes to preheat.
366
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,352
(moaning)
367
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,401
Maybe you were right.
368
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,070
'Bout what?
369
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,440
When we ran into each other today.
370
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,318
I don't know if it was actually a sign,
371
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,204
but whatever it was,
372
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,196
I'm pretty glad it happened.
373
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,541
Well,
374
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,668
it's...
375
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,968
it wasn't, um... exactly a sign
376
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:57,335
just 'cause I, I was
377
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,224
waiting outside your office
because I wanted to see you.
378
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,023
But don't, don't, don't be mad, okay?
379
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,850
I'm less mad and more flattered.
380
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,984
(chuckles) Yeah.
381
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,734
Because, the thing is,
382
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,203
I'm, uh, I'm actually
383
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,073
- I'm writing a novel.
- Oh.
384
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:23,374
Yeah, and I have a... character in it
385
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,416
- named Mitchell, who's sort of
- Hm.
386
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,377
very casually
387
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,714
based on you.
388
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,005
He's a banker
389
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:39,967
who mysteriously cries during a hand-job.
390
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,770
This is... getting less flattering.
391
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,516
No, see, because my teacher, (scoffs)
392
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,901
she loves this character a lot.
393
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,109
And she, she just... she wants to know
394
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,739
everything about him.
395
00:19:55,736 --> 00:20:01,326
She really, really wanted
to know why he cried,
396
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,445
which I'm like, "Who cares?"
You know? But.
397
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,620
Uh.
398
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,122
So, that's why you wanted to see me today?
399
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,085
You were just using me to get
juicy material for your novel?
400
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,166
Well, well... (sighs)
401
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,131
- Initially, yeah, but...
- Oh, okay. I see.
402
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,632
But I'm the superficial one.
403
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,264
- Wait, Miguel.
- Yeah. No, I, I...
404
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,969
Just hang on.
405
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,430
- Miguel, just listen to me.
- What I told you today,
406
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,680
I've never told anyone.
407
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,233
I'm a writer. Every writer does this.
408
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,306
I mean, you know, nobody thinks that
409
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,401
Hemingway is a jerk
for writing about his real life.
410
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,484
Everyone thinks that!
411
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,565
And this isn't your life, this is my life!
412
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:41,028
Look, I know that I started
our day under false pretenses,
413
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,571
and I really am sorry,
414
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,664
but... everything that's
happened since then,
415
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,250
it's been real.
416
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,615
- And that, I really do think is a sign.
- No!
417
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,083
No, it's not! And you know how I know?
418
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,844
Because there's no such thing as signs.
419
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,456
What is that smell?!
420
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,173
(thrashing)
421
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,345
What is that?
422
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,720
MIGUEL: When's the last time
you cleaned it?
423
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,056
I've never even used it.
424
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,733
(thud)
425
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,437
(thrashing)
426
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,364
(scraping)
427
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,962
- (screeching)
- What?! What?! What?! What?!
428
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,378
- It's, it's, um, it's, it's, it's rats.
- (Lindsay gasps)
429
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:43,431
It's, um, a family of rats, um,
430
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,427
burning to death?
431
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,891
- I think I made eye contact.
- Oh my god! What do you mean?!
432
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,388
What do you mean, "What do you mean?"
433
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,852
I can't be any clearer than that!
434
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,192
Oh my god! Okay. Oh my god!
Do I, do I turn it off?
435
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:57,357
Or would that just make them suffer more?
436
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,227
Oh my god, do I turn it up?
437
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,188
- Why are you asking me?!
- 'Cause you saw them!
438
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,494
I mean, did, did it seem like
439
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,027
there was a chance
that they could survive?
440
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,911
Or is it too late?
And, and the humane thing to do
441
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,907
would just be to speed the process up?!
442
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,699
I saw a family of 10 rats! On fire!
443
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,334
- That's as specific as I can be!
- Stop saying that they were a family!
444
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,172
You don't know that! Maybe they just met!
445
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,877
They were all holding each other like,
446
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,424
- like the old couple in Titanic!
- Oh god!
447
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,168
(yells)
448
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,427
(noise stops)
449
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,519
Yeah, I'm gonna backtrack just a smidge.
450
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:41,025
Since the dawn of time...
there's been exactly one sign.
451
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,404
And this was it.
452
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,486
- I'm gonna go.
- (sighs) Please wait.
453
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,451
But the good news is, this whole thing,
454
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:53,372
I'm sure this will make
a great chapter for your novel.
455
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,662
Miguel!
456
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,090
He is out of his mind.
457
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:08,722
"Ten rats dead by your own hand"
458
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,180
is so much more than a sign.
459
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,890
How do we feel about "portent?"
460
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,148
Shall we take "portent" out for a spin?
461
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,478
(Lindsay exhales)
462
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:22,783
(group chattering)
463
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,106
ELAINE: Oh, oh.
464
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,781
I was hoping I could sneak a quick read
465
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,620
before turning the pages over to Gil.
466
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,655
I, I don't have the chapter.
467
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,869
Oh... If you need an extension?
468
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,160
It's not that, um.
469
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,165
I've decided to put the novel down.
470
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,129
I, I realized that
what happened with Mitchell,
471
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,419
it's... not my story to tell.
472
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,433
What about the rest of the book?
473
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,335
Mitchell's just one character.
474
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,507
But you said Mitchell was all you were
475
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,893
interested in, I mean...
476
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:56,349
I was interested because
the author was interested.
477
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,227
It's the same way I feel
when I read any great writer.
478
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,687
I can tell where the passion is.
479
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,900
- You think I'm a great writer?
- Absolutely.
480
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,952
You just need to decide
what story you want to tell.
481
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:13,793
♪
482
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,625
♪ What if I let somebody see me ♪
483
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:25,458
♪ If they saw what it is to be me ♪
484
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,224
♪ Would they be terrified ♪
485
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:32,967
♪ Of the siiight ♪
486
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,519
Returning to the scene of the crime
487
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,517
is a move for successful
criminals, Lindsay.
488
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,818
You got what you wanted, sweetheart.
489
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:48,574
Your teacher admitted you were
a decently proficient writer.
490
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:52,200
"Great," Mom. She said I was great.
491
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,992
What are you doing here?
492
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,040
I don't know. I guess I just...
493
00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:58,834
thought if I came back here,
494
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,330
maybe there'd be some kind of a s...
495
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:05,633
- Don't even say it.
- Fine. I... am done with signs.
496
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:09,339
- Ah, you said the word.
- LINDSAY: Well. (clears throat)
497
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,680
♪
498
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,137
Starting tomorrow.
499
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,233
- (door dings)
- MIGUEL: Thank you.
500
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:28,487
(cash register chinging)
501
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,685
I see you finally
502
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,074
came around on signs.
503
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,157
It's not a sign.
504
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,294
It's a 12-Color photorealistic
life-size cardboard standee.
505
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,922
Well, I... saw your
506
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:49,878
12-Color life-size
photorealistic cardboard standee
507
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,971
through the window and I took it as a s...
508
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:58,392
12-color photorealistic life-
509
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,980
- sssize cardboard standee...
- Life-size cardboard standee.
510
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,476
from... the universe
511
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,569
telling me that I should come in here
512
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,895
and say the following to you:
513
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,780
I'm sorry.
514
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,280
(scoffs)
515
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:14,905
Again.
516
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,575
If it makes you feel any better,
517
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,464
I decided to stop... writing the novel.
518
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,839
Why'd you do that?
519
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,009
I need to find my own story.
520
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,552
I did figure out why my...
521
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,181
teacher liked Mitchell so much, though.
522
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:38,846
Yeah?
523
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:43,444
She cared about him
because I care about him,
524
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,685
♪
525
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:48,516
because I... wanted to spend time with him
526
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:52,613
and figure out why he knew
so many random facts about
527
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,454
rocks and bridges.
528
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:03,199
Because I... felt something for Mitchell.
529
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,957
I feel something... for him.
530
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:15,841
Well,
531
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:23,063
bridges and rocks are really
just scratching the surface of
532
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,768
useless facts that
533
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,147
Mitchell... knows.
534
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,856
There's roadways.
535
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,411
And there's aqueducts.
536
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,955
- He hasn't even broached easements.
- (toilet flushing)
537
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,676
Did you ever put us on that waitlist?
538
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,216
You mean...
539
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:03,389
the waitlist to have sex in the
bathroom at that awful bar?
540
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,182
Mm-hm.
541
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,229
(exhales sharply)
542
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,151
(cheery music playing)
543
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:17,277
Oh, that's, um...
that's Ski-Slopes Miguel.
544
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,608
That's so I can be
at Chad's bachelor party and...
545
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,664
Right. No, I, I, I got there on my own.
546
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,948
Could you... Maybe you could, um,
547
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:26,657
- just turn him?
- Yeah, yeah. No, sure.
548
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,710
Thanks.
549
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,132
That's, um...
550
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:36,589
That's, um... that's Strip-Clubs Miguel.
551
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,429
Strip-Clubs, plural.
552
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,505
- You know, it's a big week for him.
- Okay.
553
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:46,023
♪
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