All language subtitles for Theengels Six Million Dollar Man S01E04 Day of the Robot

Thank you.

And now send in Mr. X.

Where'd you learn that trick?

My old man ran a gym
back in Galesburg, Illinois.

Ever been there?

Let me buy you a drink.

No, thanks.

I saw Mary last night.
She asked about you.

Oh? Is she still editing
that women's magazine?

What'll you have
to drink, old buddy?

Skip me. I'm a ginger ale man ever
since the old ulcer started acting up.

Who are you?

Why are you getting so excited?

We're still friends, aren't we?

I sure hope so
after all these years.

He's everything you said.

I beg your pardon?

He was speaking to me.

Oh, sorry.

Wait till you see
the face. It's perfect.

The life mask fits over here...

and the robot becomes
our Army Major.

Through these
apertures, his eyes...

he observes and
records everything.

And he transmits
every detail back to us.

How you going to get him
to talk like Major Sloane?

We're just putting
that together now.

Nobody will ever
know the difference.

Uh, Vince, I'm still waiting for
the rest of that personal history.

You'll have it this afternoon.

How are we for time?

It'll be close,
but we're alright.

Dolenz, I'm very pleased.

Thank you, Mr. Wilson.

Al?

With him on the payroll...

who's gonna stop us from getting
that missile guidance system?

It's looks good at NASA One.

Roger.

BCS Arm switch is on.

Okay, Victor.

Landing Rocket Arm switch
is on. Here comes the throttle.

Circuit breakers in.

We have separation.

Inboard and outboards are on.

I'm comin' forward
with the side stick.

Looks good.

Ah, Roger.

I've got a blowout
in damper three.

Get your pitch to zero.

Pitch is out. I
can't hold altitude!

Correction. Alpha Hold is off.
Threat selector is emergency.

Flight Com. I can't hold it! She's
breaking up! She's breaking...

Steve Austin. Astronaut.

A man barely alive.

We can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We can make him
better than he was.

Better, stronger, faster.

I don't believe it!

How long can you stay lucky?

I do feel loose today.

Come on. You're not that good!

I mean, you never
beat me in your life!

I just got tired
of losing, Fred.

Game, set and
match. Sorry, Fred.

I don't believe it.

You've been hitting that line
like the ball was programmed.

Who you taking lessons from?

No lessons. I just learned
to keep my eye on the ball.

I never thought I'd see the day
you'd beat me three straight sets.

You still got your
memories, Fred.

Yeah.

Look, I wish I had time
for you to buy me lunch...

but I gotta meet somebody.

Well, I'd like that, but I've
got an appointment, too.

How about next week?

Sure. Same time? Here?

Yeah. Okay.

It was good seeing you, Steve.

Yeah.

And don't get overconfident because next
week I'm gonna use my big serve on you.

I wish you'd have
used it this week.

It'd make the game a
little more interesting.

I'll see you next week.

Okay, pal.

I thought you had
to meet someone.

Yeah, I do.

I'm waiting for him right now.

Here?

Mmm-hmm.

Me, too.

Hi, Fred.

Oscar.

How are you?

Oscar. Hello, Steve.

You two know each other?

Oh, yes.

I thought it'd be simpler
to have our meeting here...

and let you take out your
frustration on the tennis court first.

I think that's a good
idea, Oscar. I feel great.

I think it was a terrible idea.

He beat me three straight sets.

Uh-oh.

What's it all about?

Now this is the way things
were before Major Sloane...

got involved in our
anti-missile missile program.

And now, thanks to Fred...

we're able to intercept
short-range missiles...

as little as three minutes
advance warning...

of an approaching enemy missile.

Mighty impressive.

Yeah. That was the good news.

I thought I had all
the problems licked.

The bad news is that subsequent
tests have proved erratic.

Like Fred's backhand?

Knock it off.

I had to go back to the drawing board
which is where I've been for the last year.

But I think I got it
knocked this time. I think.

He has. It's failsafe.

Fred, you're gonna have to help
me here because I'm not a scientist...

but, um, what you've done is design
a... Let me check my notes here.

A microwave circuit card...

Which is the activator,
and a separate ignition unit.

Unless the activator card is
plugged in, the ignition unit is useless.

Now is that right? Right.

But how do I plug
into this, Oscar?

Preliminary tests
have proved successful.

The final test of five anti-missile
missiles take place tomorrow at noon.

You are to see that Fred...

And the activator card arrive
at the ordinance testing facility.

I told him I didn't need
anybody to ride shotgun, but...

I guess in your case
I'll make an exception.

Well, much obliged.

You'll be traveling as
sportsmen on a fishing trip.

We decided that would
attract the least attention.

You're going through a
lot of trouble for nothing.

You're to report to General
Tanhill. He's expecting you.

Sergeant? Yes, sir?

Sergeant, this is Colonel
Austin and Major Sloane.

How do you do?

I want you to requisition
an automobile.

Fishing equipment, clothes,
luggage, personal effects, whatever.

Yes, sir. Will they need
overnight accommodations?

No, they'll be spending the night
at the ordinance testing facility.

Yes, sir. What about weapons?

None.

And how soon will
they be leaving?

Immediately.

That's about it.

Yes, sir.

If we're gonna be leaving
immediately, I gotta make a phone call.

Fred...

no one is to know
that you're leaving.

The sergeant will help
you with the phone.

And, Fred?

Good luck.

Thanks.

But why me?

Why haven't you told him?

I don't wanna burden him with
it. You mean you don't trust him?

There's no need for him to know.
He's high strung enough as it is.

If he knew, he might worry
some, but he'd be more cautious.

It's better this way.

Besides, he's got the best
protection anybody could have.

You know, you're
ruining my tennis.

The answer to your
question is simple.

I saw the need for the activator
when I was R&D officer...

at Aberdeen Proving Grounds.

The principle of it had
always been clear to me.

This activator that you've
devised seems so simple.

Why can't it be duplicated?

Programming tape
series J, Activator 1-1-1.

The activator is simple...

but it's circuitry is designed to fit
into the circuitry of the ignition unit.

So that the pieces of one element
are in truth half the pieces of the other.

It's more than just two pieces
of metal jammed into a slot.

If you had stripped the
activator, for example...

you'd find what looks like a
bunch of electronic threads.

These become electronic
ropes, so to speak...

when joined with the
threads of the ignition unit.

Programming tape
series N, history 3-6-6.

Do you remember that
night in San Francisco?

What was her name?
Jeanie? Yeah, Jeanie.

Which one was Jeanie?

The one in the cable
car with the skis.

Skis on a cable car,
yes. Yes, I remember.

See how we followed through
on the personnel records?

I'm sorry, I forgot your name.

Sloane. Fredrick W.

Major, U.S. Air Force.
Can I buy you a drink?

He doesn't drink or eat.

That's just leftover from his
earlier social conversation tapes.

Did you find out who's
got the activator cards?

Steve Austin.

How soon can you
make the switch?

Two hours. Helicopters?

Yes, sir. Everything.

Mr. Sloane...

you recognize this man?

Are you serious?
That's my buddy, Steve.

When was the last
time you saw Mr. Austin?

Mister? You mean
Colonel Austin, don't you?

Steve would cringe if
anybody called him mister.

He's all Air Force. There's
not a drop of mister in him.

Last time I saw my buddy, Steve Austin,
was on the tennis court this morning.

You're looking
a little pale, Fred.

I don't know why, but my
stomach is turning somersaults.

It's probably something you ate.

Outside of that cup of coffee
that Master Sergeant gave me...

I haven't had a
thing to eat all day.

Well, you know Army
coffee. Shall I pull over?

Oh, no, no. I'll be alright.

How'd you get into
this anti-missile bag?

Last time I heard, you were up to
your ears in recovery vehicle guidance.

Well, I knew they were working
on it and having problems with it...

so I just offered
to take a crack at it.

That's pretty impressive
what you've done.

I hope you can still
say that after the tests.

Say, I think you better... Better
pull over at the first station.

I'm gonna be sick.

Whatever you say, pal.

Well, I won't be long, I think.

Oh, take your time.

If I don't come out in a half
hour, come in and get me.

Somebody in there?

Yeah. Guess so.

Sometimes it gets stuck.

Well, that was quick. Glad to
see the color's back in your face.

It's the tennis
and clean living.

I feel like driving, Steve.

You gotta be kidding. Sick as
you were a few minutes ago?

No, I feel fine.

Besides, you're supposed to
be the bodyguard, not the driver.

I think you've got me there.

Reception's quite good,
considering the distance.

Naturally. We're bouncing
off the satellite I leased.

Well, that was the quickest
recovery I've ever seen.

Too bad we really
can't go fishing.

Perfect weather for it.

Yeah, it sure is.

Eye-hand coordination?

It's leveled off at 92.6.

Very good. Overall reflexes?

87 percent.

Slight problem with the right
foot. Pressure's a little low.

How fast is he driving?

Forty-two.

You're going a little
slow, aren't you?

We have plenty of time, Steve.

Let's let that car pass.

What car?

There's been one behind us
ever since we left the station.

You weren't so nervous
in the old days, Steve.

It's just a coincidence.

Yeah, well, let's let
him pass anyway.

Here he comes.

Let's let him get
way out ahead of us.

Anything you say, Steve.

You know, I checked
every face at that station.

No one seemed
interested in us but, uh...

I guess my antennae
are always out.

Your what?

My antennae. Seems like
I'm always picking up signals.

I didn't know you had antennae.

Come on, Fred. Let's
get this crate moving.

We won't make it there by dark.

Is it the tension adjustment?

No, it doesn't seem to
be, but something's wrong.

How fast is the car going now?

37.5.

Clear the foot circuit.

If that doesn't work, we'll plug
in the stand-by power pack.

35? You gotta be putting me on.

You know, Steve, the first
time I met you at Lackland...

I knew you'd end up being
one of the moon-shot boys.

Fred...

would you get the lead out?

Stand-by right
foot power pack on.

Now, that's better.

Yes.

Fred...

You wanted to go faster.

I know, but I'd like to
get there in one piece.

Get the pressure off his
right foot! He's doing 80!

It's stuck.

Stop him. Stop him!

Well, that was fun.

I'm sorry, Steve. I
got a cramp in my foot.

Yeah, I guess.

All we need is a little
lift out of this ditch.

Let's get to a phone
and call a tow truck.

I can get us out of here, if you
promise not to tell anybody how I do it.

Sure, Steve.

How could he do that?

I didn't think it was
possible for a human.

But he did it.

Mr. Dolenz! The
robot's imitating Austin!

That was a neat trick, Fred.

Did I do it right, Steve?

Yeah. I'll drive.

Why did you let
the robot do that?

Originally, I trained the robot
to imitate everything I did.

There must've been a trace
of that left in its memory bank.

But it won't happen again.

Who is Steve Austin?

How did he lift that
car? What is he?

I don't know. Parnell never
mentioned anything unusual about him.

But I'm sure everything
will work out, Mr. Wilson.

All we have to do now...

I'm not gonna do anything until
I've had time to think this out.

We need time.

Very well. We're
programmed for that.

Al? Let's get the robot sick.

Oh, my stomach.

Again?

It's really tied up in knots.

I'll pull over as soon as
we get around this curve.

No, what I'd really like,
Steve, is to lie down.

Why don't you stop
at the first motel?

I haven't felt this way since
we all got dysentery, remember?

Yeah, I remember.

We've got time. The tests
aren't until noon tomorrow.

Well, I'm not crazy about stopping anywhere
until we reach the testing facility.

I feel like dying, Steve.

That's funny. You don't
look pale like you did before.

Steve, please. Stop at the
first motel. I've gotta lie down.

Maybe I can sleep it off.

You've got the
activator in a safe place?

Yeah.

Maybe you oughta tell me where it
is just in case something happens.

I think it'll be safer for you if
you don't know where it is, Fred.

Steve?

Where are you going?

Oh, I was just going
to check with Oscar.

Why don't you call from here?

It's one of those
silly rules, Fred.

Always call him
from a pay phone.

I'll be back soon.

Austin suspects.

Otherwise he would've
called from the room.

Just give the
word, Mr. Wilson...

and Parnell and his men will
dispose of Austin right now.

I don't know.

Oscar?

Steve! Where are
you? What happened?

Oscar, is there
anyone else like me?

A simple answer?

Yeah.

No.

Are you sure?

I believe so. Why?

Well, it's Sloane.

What about him?

He's more powerful than
the Fred Sloane I know.

Too powerful.

Well what did he do?

He showed me
some bionic strength.

I don't think that's possible.

Now look, Oscar, I saw it.

Now there can be more than
one genius doctor, can't there?

More than one project like mine?

I don't know. I'll find out.

Where are you?

Sloane got sick.

We're at a motel for the night.

We'll be at the testing
site in the morning.

Steve, maybe
we better call it off.

No. If we're gonna find out what's
going on, I've gotta go along with it.

Maybe somebody's gotten to him.

Brainwashed him. I don't know.

Alright, I'll get on it.

Thanks, Oscar.

Austin just left the phone booth
and went back into the motel.

Standing by.

It's too risky to
kill Austin now.

He's probably alerted Goldman...

and if Austin disappeared,
they might cancel the tests.

Better to wait till shortly
before the test is scheduled...

then they'll have
no time to stop us.

Parnell. Parnell?

We'll take care of
Austin tomorrow.

Right.

Alright. Let's put
the robot to sleep.

You sure you're up to driving?

Yes. I feel fine now.

What was the name of that gal you
were chasing after the last time I saw you?

She was an airline
stewardess, wasn't she?

Last time I saw you I was chasing after
a beauty named Clarissa. She's an artist.

That's right. You
seen her lately?

No.

What's Mary doing these days?

She's still editing that
women's magazine.

Hey, you never told me. What
do you think of Oscar Goldman?

Oscar Goldman.

He seems a nice
enough sorta guy.

Efficient, dependable.
Always on top of things.

Not the sort of guy that
would leave you hanging.

Okay. Got him spotted.

Now stay close to him.

Otherwise that
detonator won't work.

We're moving in on him, Vince.

Alright, you got about two minutes
before you set off the explosives.

We're ready now.

Guess what, Fred?

What?

There's a car following us.

You weren't so nervous
in the old days, Steve.

There's a car following us.

You weren't so
nervous in the old...

Al!

I couldn't help
it! The rewind...

Doesn't matter now.

Do you ever hear
from Eddie or Luke?

Any of the old gang from NASA?

Alright, get ready.

We're ready.

Now!

You know, between your foot cramp and
this flat tire, we're never gonna make it.

Roy, you better finish Austin.

Robot took care of Austin.

I don't know that for sure.

I've gotta get the robot
back to the testing facility.

Alright, Roy, you take off.

Cliff, get back there
and take care of Austin.

I'll pick you up.

I got him! I got
him! I think I got him!

Never mind him,
you better get going.

They start testing
in 15 minutes.

Roger.

I'll take over from here.

I understand your
position, General...

when I have reason to believe
that the man in the security building...

is not Fredrick Sloane.

If he's not, then he's the most
incredible duplicate of a man ever made.

Otherwise, how could he
have passed our security?

I don't know, General, but...

I'm sorry, Mr. Goldman...

but your responsibility ended when
Major Sloane walked through our gates.

As long as he has the activator,
I've gotta conduct the tests...

as scheduled.

Oscar. General Tanhill.

Where's Steve Austin?

After he brought me here, he
gave me the activator and left.

Are you ready
for the tests, sir?

All set.

General, I...

I'm sorry, Mr. Goldman,
I can't oblige you.

If that tank ends up in one
piece, you're a hero, Major Sloane.

All set, Captain.

Fire when ready.

Congratulations, Major.

Have him grab it immediately
as this missile is fired.

I will, Mr. Wilson.

Stop him! He's got the
activator! Guard! Stop him!

It's Austin! Stop him!

We got Master
Sergeant Parnell...

and Gavern Wilson, the
man who financed the project.

And Dolenz, the one
who built the robot, is...

Well, he's
temporarily eluding us.

What about Fred Sloane?

Still missing.

And presumably dead.

My name is Sloane, Fredrick
W. Major, U.S. Air Force.

Let me buy you a drink.

I need to take a walk.

Yeah.

Fred?

Thank God you're alright.

Steve Austin.

Sure glad to see
you, pal. You alright?

Yeah, I'm alright. I...

I just seem to have
lost track of time.

Woke up in some strange
place with a headache, and, uh...

I've been wandering around
for I don't know how long.

All I can remember is I got a date to
play a game of tennis with somebody.

You did.

It was with me.

That's good. I'd sure hate to
cancel out a tennis game with you.

Let's go, Fred.