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Theme song: Love exciting
and new, come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat.
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Soon, we'll be
making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Here we go.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I-- I can handle 'em.
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Besides, that heavy.
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It's ok.
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No, no, no.
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They're no problem.
Really.
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- Honest?
- Yeah.
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Well, no big problem.
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No, no.
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That-- that's all right.
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I was just trying to help.
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I can get it.
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I understand.
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I appreciate to too, but
me Tarzan and you Jane.
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Sorry, Tarzan.
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I didn't recognize you
without your muscles.
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Are you suggesting that
I don't have muscles?
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Have you suggested I don't?
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I never fight with
ladies I don't know.
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Do you fight with
ladies you do know?
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Sometimes?
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Stacy banks.
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Tom Joseph.
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You're making a puree
out of my fingers.
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Sorry.
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Oh, that's ok.
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I can eat with my left hand.
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You made your point, Tarzan.
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See you, Jane.
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Hey, sailor.
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I can get you a great
deal on a tattoo.
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Uncle Jimmy, how are you?
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Hello.
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Ah, you look good, kid.
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Great to see you!
Thank you.
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Listen, I want you
to meet my pals over.
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You guys, you guys.
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This is the world's
greatest salesman.
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My uncle.
- That's right.
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Jimmy morrow.
This is Isaac.
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This is doc.
- How do you do?
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Hello, Isaac.
Hello, doc.
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World's greatest
salesman, huh?
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Well, remember those
pyramid parties a while back?
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Yeah, are you the
guy that started that?
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Well, no.
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He's in jail.
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But I'm the guy that
sold that guy the idea.
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[Laughter]
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Listen, Jimmy, you
are in aloha, 276.
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Aloha 276.
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Got it.
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Is that your luggage?
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Those?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Those are not mine.
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You know, I travel
light, in case
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I have to make a quick getaway.
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See ya.
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Uh, I'm just playing a little
gag on my nephew over there.
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Here you are.
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Take this down to aloha 276.
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Oh, hi there.
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We're not open yet, but
you're welcome to look around.
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Thank you.
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I like what I see.
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And those watches
aren't bad either.
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Well, I'll be open
as soon as we sail,
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if you'd like to buy one.
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The watches, I mean.
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I would, but now
that I've met you, i--
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I feel as though
time has stopped.
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Oh, brother.
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Who's the salesman
around here, you or me?
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You and me.
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Jimmy morrow, best
salesman in the world.
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Shirley wash, best
salesman on this ship.
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Right on.
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Well, Shirley, I'll have to
think about those watches,
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but I certainly do hope I
can get to see you later.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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- Julie.
- Hm?
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How come if there's supposed
to be someone for everyone,
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there's no one for me?
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There will be.
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But when?
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I'm 16 years old.
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I'm not getting any younger.
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I wish he'd hurry
up and get here.
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Vicky, just be patient.
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He'll come along.
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You're right.
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Hm?
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I was patient,
and here he comes.
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Well, enjoy the cruise.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm captain stubing.
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Hello, I'm Andrea Hammond,
and this is my son, Mark.
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Hello, Mark.
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Hi.
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Hi, I'm Vicky stubing,
the captain's daughter.
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Hi.
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Andrea: Well, this
is working out fine.
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Now Mark will have someone
to keep him company
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while I catch up
with all this work.
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I'm chairwoman of a huge
charity dinner dance
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to be held just
a month from now.
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Well, those affairs must
involve a lot of details.
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Oh, my, yes.
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Just seeing to it
that divorced couples
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aren't seated at the same
table is a job in itself.
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Well, Mark, hope I'll
see you later, huh?
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Could be.
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What do you do for
fun around here?
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There's lots to do.
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Swimming, shuffleboard,
ping-pong.
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Terrific, for kids.
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You like that stuff?
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Well, sure.
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It's fun.
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If that's your idea of
fun, I don't know how much
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we'll be seeing of each other.
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That's right.
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Two trays of small sandwiches,
coffee cake, and an urn
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of coffee.
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Just leave it
outside of my cabin.
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Thank you.
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[Humming]
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Ok, ok, ok.
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We're open for
business, big business.
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[Horn blowing]
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Hi.
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Nicely, nicely.
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Funny, you don't look strong.
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Funny, you don't either.
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Now, wait a minute.
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Indian wrestle?
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You're kidding.
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You're a girl.
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I appreciate the observation.
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I outweigh you.
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Noted.
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I could wrench your
shoulder or hurt your wrist.
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You could lose.
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Loser buys drinks?
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Whatever you say.
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Whoa!
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I wasn't ready.
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I am.
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For the drink, that is.
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Let me help you.
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Guess I'm not as
strong as I thought.
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You're cute, real cute.
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Now I'm gonna let
you buy me that drink.
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Mom, feel like
doing something?
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That's nice, dear.
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Julie.
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Hm?
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When do you think
Mark will notice me?
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When this ball explodes.
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Vicky, I think you can stop.
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Sorry.
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Well, how am I gonna
get his attention?
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Oh, I know it
sounds crazy, but why
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don't you get up, walk over to
his table and say "hi, Mark"?
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Gee, I wonder why I
didn't think of that.
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Hi, Mark.
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Oh, hi.
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I thought maybe you'd like
me show you around the ship.
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Sure, sure.
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Mom, Vicky and I are
gonna jump overboard.
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Have fun, dear.
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Is your mother
always that busy?
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Yeah, she does a lot of fund
raising and volunteer work
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for the family guidance center.
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She's got time for every
family but her own.
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Hold on a second, ok?
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Is there something wrong?
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I just have a little headache.
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The gang threw me a
beer bust last night
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as a going away present.
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Beer bust?
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Yeah, you've had
beer, haven't you?
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Sure.
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Well, then you
know what it's like.
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Why don't we start
off the ship's tour
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at the doctor's office, ok?
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Ok.
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Great.
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Hello, folks.
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Pardon me for interrupting, but
if you're ever in Los Angeles
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and need some great merchandise,
beautiful price, look me up.
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As a matter of fact, if
you need anything onboard,
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aloha deck 276.
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Knock twice.
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Pardon me.
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Uh?
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Light a $5 cigar
with a $0.50 matchbook?
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You need a gold lighter.
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Maybe you're right.
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Know where I can find one?
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No, but I know
where you can buy one.
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Aloha deck 276.
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Knock twice.
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See ya.
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Well, well, well,
my old friend Shirley.
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How's business down
in the gift shop?
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Just fine.
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I didn't think
you'd remember me.
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You kidding?
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You're the nicest
item in that place.
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Hey, can I buy you a drink?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I
have to get back to the shop.
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My break is almost over.
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Ah, foiled again.
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You get a break for dinner?
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Looks like I do now.
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Good.
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I'm buying.
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Jimmy, my meals
come with the cruise.
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That's why I'm buying.
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[Knocking on door]
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Maybe he's in there.
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[Knocking on door]
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Doc?
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He's not here.
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Come on, let's go find him.
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Why don't you go, and
I'll stay here in case
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he comes back?
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And leave you alone
in your moment of need?
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Hi, Vicky.
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Hi, doc.
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This is Mark Hammond.
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Hello, Mark.
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Hi.
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I'm afraid he's not
feeling very well.
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It's just a headache, probably
from too much beer last night.
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Well, you are a
little too young,
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but that's been known to happen.
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00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,118
Well, I'll have a
look at you anyway.
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Take your shirt off.
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I'm not used to undressing
in front of strange women.
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Ok, I'll leave.
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See you later?
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Sure.
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Ok.
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Ok, I'll scrub up
and be right with you.
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Ok.
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Tom: Pull.
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[Gunshot]
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Pull.
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[Gunshot]
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Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.
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And just what does
"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk" mean?
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The literal translation
from the Latin,
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it means that this man
knows zilch about shooting.
272
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,257
Really, zilch?
273
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,384
I'm an easy marker.
274
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,094
And you're obviously
an expert marksman.
275
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,389
No, markswoman.
276
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,223
Two, please.
277
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,108
Pull!
278
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,445
[Gunshots]
279
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,951
You are good.
280
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:06,994
Don't be mad.
281
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,204
Who's mad?
282
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,705
I shouldn't have horned in.
283
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,372
You're obviously a
good shot, and I've never
284
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,541
done it before in my life.
285
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,210
It's ok.
286
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,378
No, it's not, is it?
287
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,547
Will you cut it out?
288
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,423
Let me make it up.
289
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,050
Let's have dinner together.
290
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,551
The man invites,
the woman accepts.
291
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,803
- You inviting me to dinner?
- Yes.
292
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:25,554
I accept.
293
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,680
7:30 ok?
294
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,390
The man suggests the time.
295
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,226
Sorry.
296
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,686
How does 7:30 sound?
297
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,314
It'll be a scramble,
but I'll try.
298
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,911
Hi, Shirley, how's business?
299
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,828
Oh, terrible.
300
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,413
Your pack of gum is
one of the biggest
301
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,250
sales I've made all day.
302
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,543
Gee, that's strange.
303
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,127
It's usually so busy in here.
304
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,296
Yeah, I know.
305
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,174
I guess people are just not
in the buying mood today.
306
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,468
Jimmy: All right, my
friends, all right.
307
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,427
You can't beat these prices.
308
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,096
You just can't beat 'em.
309
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,597
I don't care what sale
you've ever been to.
310
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,640
Am I right?
Do you agree?
311
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,849
Huh?
312
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,184
Have you ever seen anything
like this in your entire--
313
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,143
what are you looking at, lady?
314
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,271
Ah.
315
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,814
These earrings are
practically gold.
316
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:20,401
Of course, if the price
is a little steep,
317
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,527
I have some earrings that
are practically silver I
318
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,364
could let go a little cheaper.
319
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,615
Well, what do we have here?
320
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,284
That's a quality item.
321
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,286
Only 9.50.
322
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,122
Finest Swiss army
knife money can buy.
323
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,124
Made in Japan.
324
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,834
It's a sale.
325
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,128
And for me.
326
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,380
And here you are, young
man. $0.50 for you.
327
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,464
Thank you.
328
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,465
All right, just
look around, folks.
329
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,307
How you doing, uncle Jimmy?
330
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,559
Hello, nephew.
331
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,102
Gee, it sounds like you got
a party going in there, huh?
332
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,437
Oh, no.
There's no party going in there.
333
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,813
Just a few people I met onboard.
334
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:58,981
Oh, I like to meet new people.
335
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,899
Oh, actually, I was just
gonna tell 'em to leave.
336
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,068
I'm a little tired
from the big trip.
337
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,278
Oh, ok.
338
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,447
Well, listen, don't spend
all your time in your cabin.
339
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,532
There's a lot of
action around deck.
340
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,283
Don't worry about me.
341
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:10,909
I won't miss any of the action.
342
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,705
Ok, friends.
343
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,832
Ok, if you don't see what
you want, just ask me.
344
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,708
Everything's for sale.
345
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,542
Even the suit.
346
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,229
We didn't order any wine.
347
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,648
Oh, I called from my room.
348
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,940
The custom is for the man--
349
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:42,650
I know, I know.
350
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,525
But it's something special.
351
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,193
I thought you might
like a surprise.
352
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,277
Stacy.
353
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,029
Peace offering?
354
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:47,780
Stacy.
355
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,530
My treat.
356
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,740
Stacy!
357
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:53,077
Cancel the wine, and
bring us some champagne.
358
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,578
It's my treat.
359
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,206
You look fabulous tonight.
360
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,041
I'm glad somebody thinks so.
361
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,709
What do you mean by that?
362
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,877
Nothing.
363
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,630
Vicky, how are things
going with you and Mark?
364
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,382
I don't know.
365
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,549
He doesn't seem to be all
that interested in me.
366
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,677
He thinks I'm too young.
367
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,388
I wish I knew how to act older.
368
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,305
You just act your
own age, Vicky.
369
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,641
If he doesn't like
you for yourself,
370
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,394
then he isn't a very
good judge of character.
371
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,146
Some boys take more
time than others, anyway.
372
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,564
Vicky: I hope so.
373
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,774
Anyway, last time I saw him,
he wasn't feeling that great.
374
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,527
Yeah, he had a
pretty bad headache,
375
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,444
so I gave him some aspirin.
376
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,072
Ah, the family stubing.
377
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,117
Thou lookest dynamite
this evening.
378
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,077
I guess those aspirin
you gave him worked.
379
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,412
I'm sorry we're late, captain.
380
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,579
I had work to do.
381
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,747
That's quite all
right, Mrs. Hammond.
382
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,332
You were well worth waiting for.
383
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,251
You're very gallant, captain.
384
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,169
I didn't want your
son to outdo me.
385
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,172
If you don't mind, captain,
I thought the fair Victoria
386
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,341
and I could share
a table for two.
387
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,592
Oh, please, dad?
388
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:55,764
Mayhap my daughter doth need
time alone with eager swain.
389
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,557
Shall we?
390
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,105
I'm so glad Mark and Vicky
are hitting it off so well.
391
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,648
Your daughter is
charming, captain.
392
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,691
Thank you.
393
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,694
Your son Mark seems to
be a fine young man too.
394
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,655
I guess they must take
after their parents.
395
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,492
So my father told me,
you're doing it all wrong.
396
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,619
Here's how you sell glasses.
397
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,998
You put the frames on 'em,
you look 'em right in the eye,
398
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,542
and you say "that'll be $100."
399
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,463
If they don't blink, you
say "for the frames."
400
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,464
That's wonderful.
401
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:28,964
Wait, wait.
402
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,966
There's more.
403
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010
Then you say "it'll be an
extra 100 for the lenses."
404
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:38,474
And they still don't
blink, you say "each."
405
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,143
I ought to try that
at the gift shop.
406
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,896
Oh, what am I laughing about?
407
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,441
I have had three customers
in there all day.
408
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:51,361
Maybe I ought to take some
salesmanship lessons from you.
409
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,905
Oh, well, see
that was my father.
410
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,240
I'll tell you the
whole trick of selling.
411
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,786
You've gotta get the
customer in an agreeing mood.
412
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,037
Well, how do you do that?
413
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,079
That's easy.
414
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:01,830
You just keep
asking 'em questions
415
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,334
they have to answer "yes" to.
416
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,710
Like what?
417
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:10,631
Well, like, wasn't
this a terrific meal?
418
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:11,799
Yes.
419
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,843
And wasn't the wine delicious?
420
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,554
Why, yes.
421
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,475
And aren't we going dancing
together after dinner?
422
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,895
Oh, yes.
423
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:25,813
Bingo.
424
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,815
[Laughter]
425
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,024
Oh, this table
for two is terrific.
426
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,568
And I'm glad you're
feeling better.
427
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,862
All I needed was my vitamins.
428
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,030
Great for you.
429
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,198
Keep you healthy.
430
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,950
By the way you take 'em,
you must be the healthiest
431
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:38,784
boy in the world.
432
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,381
I feel embarrassed.
433
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,423
Why?
434
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,717
You're a better
dancer than I am.
435
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,094
You're a fine dancer.
436
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,470
I could dance with
you all evening.
437
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,388
Uh-huh.
438
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,639
You're very musical.
439
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,600
You make it flow.
440
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:04,893
It's a wonderful evening.
441
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,520
Why don't we go for a walk?
442
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,312
I would have asked you.
443
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,814
I was thinking about asking you.
444
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,857
- Ask me.
- Would--
445
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,649
yes.
446
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,071
Oh, this is so nice.
447
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,073
It's just what I need to
get my mind off business.
448
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,451
Yes, and get it
back where it belongs.
449
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,912
On me.
450
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,330
[Chuckling]
451
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,254
Oh, that man seems to be
trying to get your attention.
452
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,005
Who?
453
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:33,797
That man.
454
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,305
What was that all about?
455
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,140
Oh, nothing.
456
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,226
I helped him fix his
lighter this afternoon.
457
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,269
He wasn't very bright.
458
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,563
He kept trying to strike
it on a matchbook.
459
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,786
Let me.
460
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,496
Thank you.
461
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,581
Well, that was fun.
462
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,291
Yeah, you're a
terrific dancer.
463
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,751
Oh, thank you.
464
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,585
I love to dance.
465
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,420
I hate it.
466
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,379
Why?
467
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,589
Oh, I don't know.
468
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,632
I guess it's because
when I was a little kid,
469
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,134
I used to ask my governess
where my mother was.
470
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,636
And she was always at a dance.
471
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,056
Hey, come on.
472
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,057
They're playing our song.
473
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,892
Oh, I'd love to,
but I'm really tired.
474
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,560
I think I should get some sleep.
475
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,980
Oh, past your bed
time, little girl?
476
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,650
What you need is a vitamin?
477
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,651
Oh, I don't like
to take pills.
478
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,568
Oh, come on.
479
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,527
It's only a vitamin pill.
480
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:37,861
Believe me.
481
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,905
It's ok.
482
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,531
Well, I don't know.
483
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,699
I mean--
484
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,326
oh, there you go,
the little girl again.
485
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,119
Will you stop calling me that?
486
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:53,835
See?
487
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,670
Nothing to it.
488
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,824
I'd like to make
love with you.
489
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,993
Would you?
490
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:26,952
I would.
491
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:27,953
Your cabin or mine?
492
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:28,537
Stacy.
493
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,707
Ok, ok.
494
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,709
Your cabin or mine?
495
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,002
You choose.
496
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,627
Your cabin.
497
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:36,670
I don't care.
498
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,214
My cabin.
499
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,133
I don't care.
500
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,759
Your cabin, then my cabin.
501
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,344
I like it.
502
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,032
To the loveliest
woman on the pacific.
503
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,744
And to the smoothest
talker on the pacific.
504
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,619
I'll drink to that.
505
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:21,840
You know, Jimmy, you
haven't deceived me.
506
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,050
What do you mean?
507
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,219
Well, I only met
you this afternoon,
508
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,890
and here I am drinking
champagne in your cabin.
509
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,476
You really are a super salesman.
510
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,021
Not only that, I have
a great product to sell.
511
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,404
Ah.
512
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,948
I think you're
wonderful, my dear.
513
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,618
I never wanna be without
you, my darling, never.
514
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,411
I want you with me always.
515
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,579
Do yo hear me, my love?
516
00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,371
Ever!
517
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,504
[Chuckling]
518
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:01,296
What a night.
519
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:02,047
Yeah.
520
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:02,631
You know, i--
521
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,341
I really feel different.
522
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,135
That was some
vitamin you gave me.
523
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,179
Let me give you
something else.
524
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,395
That was nice.
525
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,480
Oh, yeah?
526
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:18,814
Let's try it again.
527
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,357
Ok.
528
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,902
What's the matter?
529
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,656
Oh, Mark, I feel awful.
530
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:28,824
Well, do you wanna sit down?
531
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,159
No, I wanna go.
532
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,869
I really feel sick.
533
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,872
My head is just spinning and
my stomach feels terrible.
534
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:00,397
Hi, Tom.
535
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,982
Come on, join the crowd.
536
00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,650
Didn't you get enough
exercise last night?
537
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,652
Oh, you were
wonderful last night.
538
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,529
I've been around
12 times already.
539
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,072
Of course you have.
540
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,031
Want me to give you a push?
541
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,534
Death is not on my
agenda this morning.
542
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,035
Meet you at breakfast in 15?
543
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,120
Now you're
speaking my language.
544
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,079
Terrific.
545
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,581
Maybe we can play
some ping pong later.
546
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:18,415
I found a table.
547
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:25,964
Store service.
548
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,216
Ah, hi, Jimmy.
549
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,467
Here we go.
550
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,761
Coffee, cream,
and cheese Danish.
551
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,638
You didn't have to do that.
552
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:38,310
Well, that's me, love above
and beyond the call of duty.
553
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,645
How'd you sleep last night?
554
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:41,229
Like a baby.
555
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,857
Had a dream about you.
556
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:44,191
Did you?
557
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,734
Mm-hm.
558
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,652
We were in my cabin,
the lights were low,
559
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:52,908
the champagne was sparkling,
and you were in my arms.
560
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,284
Oh, that's very funny.
561
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,286
I had the same dream.
- Hm.
562
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,079
How'd yours end?
563
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:58,747
It hasn't.
564
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,416
I must still be dreaming.
565
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,002
Jimmy morrow, that's
the smoothest talking I've
566
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:05,420
ever heard.
567
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:07,464
But don't you dare stop.
568
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:10,425
Listen, when we dock
today at Mazatlan,
569
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:13,094
I'm taking you to the greatest
little cafe on the beach.
570
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,014
Oh, I'd love to, but I can't.
571
00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,766
I have to stay here
and do inventory.
572
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,142
All day?
573
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,560
Yeah.
574
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:23,521
Although business has been
so terrible on this cruise,
575
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,982
I don't even know
why I'm bothering.
576
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,276
But I guess if it's been
that bad up till now,
577
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,446
it's got to be better tomorrow.
578
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,907
Hm, do you like cheese Danish?
579
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,367
What?
580
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,076
Yeah.
581
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:36,743
Oh, yes, of course I do.
582
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,453
Good.
583
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:39,371
Let's eat.
584
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:40,163
Ok.
585
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:51,841
Morning.
586
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,886
Hi.
587
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,929
Still not feeling very well?
588
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,931
Not really.
589
00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:00,141
I was kind of sick last night.
590
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,935
I thought those vitamins were
supposed to make you feel good?
591
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,645
They do.
592
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:04,854
I feel great!
593
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,147
That's because before one
vitamin can wear off, I
594
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,776
hurry up and take another one.
595
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:13,363
That's what you need,
a refill of vitamin s.
596
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,322
Vitamin s?
597
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,158
What's that?
598
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,868
I don't know if I
should tell you or not.
599
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:21,162
Just how mature are you?
600
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,914
I'm mature enough.
601
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,501
Promise not to tell anybody
what I'm gonna tell you?
602
00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,670
If you don't promise,
I won't tell you.
603
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,338
Ok, I promise.
604
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:35,677
Vitamin s is speed, uppers.
605
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,055
You do know what
uppers are, don't you?
606
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,683
Uppers are some kind of drug.
607
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,144
You gave me a drug?
608
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,312
Just wanted you to feel good.
609
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,521
Here.
610
00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,148
This'll pick you up.
611
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:48,982
You keep 'em yourself.
612
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:52,819
The less for you,
the more for me.
613
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,950
You can see how
well made this is.
614
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,452
Look, it's all hand-sewn.
615
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,705
It's worth much more than $40.
616
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,041
That's a little more
than I plan to spend.
617
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,418
37.50?
618
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,961
No, thank you.
619
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,880
Captain: Hello.
620
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:12,380
Good morning.
621
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,840
Oh, captain.
622
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:14,883
Good morning, sir.
623
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,343
Good morning, Shirley
how's business today?
624
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,970
Well, you just missed
my best customer.
625
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,722
You know, that lady
actually came in here
626
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:23,016
and touched an item
before leaving.
627
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,059
That slow, huh?
628
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,478
You know, gopher foretold
me sales were down.
629
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:28,188
"Down" is putting it mildly.
630
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,732
I don't understand it.
631
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,650
All of a sudden, it's like we're
selling the plague in here.
632
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,195
Do you think we
should lower the prices?
633
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:35,779
Oh, no.
634
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:36,821
I've already done that.
635
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,408
We lower them anymore,
we'll be losing money.
636
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,744
Yes, we certainly don't need
any help in that department.
637
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,871
Shirley, I don't
want to interfere
638
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:50,251
in the way you run the shop,
but you've gotta do something.
639
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,086
Yes, sir.
640
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:51,878
I'll do my best.
641
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,635
Oh, boy.
642
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:01,930
And if you can come up with
an idea to boost sales,
643
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,014
I'll put you on commission.
644
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,980
Bienvenidos, and welcome
to glorious Mazatlan,
645
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,858
Mexico's seaside paradise.
646
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,777
Skies are clear and sunny,
and it's 82 degrees.
647
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,737
Perfect conditions for
having the time of your life.
648
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,883
Hey, come on.
649
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,301
Don't be such a for sport.
650
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,469
Why shouldn't my
behavior match my game?
651
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,555
Tom, don't let it get to you.
652
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:44,639
Somebody has to lose.
653
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:47,142
Yeah, did that somebody
always have to be me?
654
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:47,642
Besides, I didn't lose.
655
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,310
I was humiliated.
656
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,603
You got 10 points.
657
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,439
A total of 10 points.
658
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,440
We played six games!
659
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,984
It's only ping pong.
660
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:56,985
Did I hear somebody
mention ping pong?
661
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,654
I'd love to play, if
there are any takers.
662
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:00,530
No, thanks.
663
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,990
I think we've had
enough for today.
664
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,366
Oh, well.
665
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,201
Who won?
666
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,371
Sorry I asked.
667
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,832
Why didn't you play him?
668
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:14,002
You pros get bored beating
more than one amateur a day?
669
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,087
Tom, for your information, I
am not a professional ping pong
670
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,839
player.
671
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:18,715
You're not?
672
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:23,178
No, I'm a professional
tennis player.
673
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,429
Oh.
674
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,221
Tom.
675
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:35,523
Vicky, mind if I join
you, or are you having
676
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,107
too much fun by yourself?
677
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,985
Sorry.
678
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:39,819
Is it Mark?
679
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,697
Julie, I wanna
ask you something.
680
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,074
Well, there's something about
Mark that really bothers me.
681
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,368
What is it?
682
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,913
He doesn't wanna
go steady with you?
683
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,748
It's more important than that.
684
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,583
Sounds serious.
685
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,709
It is.
686
00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:55,043
Ok, go ahead.
687
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,503
Well--
688
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:59,672
talking about me, ladies?
689
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,549
As a matter of fact, we were.
690
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,301
Hey, you know, I should
get back to my studies.
691
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,552
I'll see you later, ok, Mark?
692
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,553
Bye, Vicky.
693
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,304
Ok.
694
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:12,101
So what was Vicky
saying about me?
695
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,938
Girl talk.
696
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:17,899
She really likes you, Mark.
697
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,152
Is that all she said?
698
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,571
Well, she seems
concerned about you.
699
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:24,280
Concerned?
700
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,698
What's to be concerned about?
701
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:26,491
I'm fine.
702
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,415
So what if business
is a little off?
703
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,626
I bet you, tomorrow
sales will double.
704
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,087
Oh, are you planning
to buy two packs of gum?
705
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,046
Ah, don't worry about
these things, Shirley.
706
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,006
I mean, what's the
worst thing that could
707
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,550
happen if things don't pick up?
708
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,592
I could get fired.
709
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,426
You're right.
710
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,095
You definitely
should be worried.
711
00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,179
No one's gonna fire you?
712
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,430
Oh, no?
713
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,974
The captain came into
the shop this morning
714
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,767
to see how things were going.
715
00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:55,061
That's the first time he's
done that since I've been here.
716
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:57,855
Did he at least buy something?
717
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,107
I think I'll go and see Jimmy.
718
00:30:59,190 --> 00:30:59,857
Maybe he'll cheer me up.
719
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:06,489
Can I have your attention
for a moment, please?
720
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,575
It's closing time right now.
721
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:09,450
Fine.
722
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,702
No, you can come
back a little later.
723
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:11,536
Everything is gonna be here.
724
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:15,290
I may even lower the prices.
725
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,208
Ok, thank you.
726
00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,126
Thank you.
727
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:18,793
Bring some friends.
728
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,296
Thank you very, very much.
729
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,297
Thank you.
730
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,133
Oh.
731
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,594
Closing time.
732
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,304
Ok, you can come
back a little later.
733
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,472
Thank you very, very much.
734
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,140
Thank you.
735
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:32,890
Bye.
736
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:43,651
Oh, Shirley, what
are you doing here?
737
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,486
Do you have any bargains left?
738
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,362
Or am I too late?
739
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,450
Oh, Shirley--
740
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,201
you know, Jimmy,
last night, I really
741
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,037
thought you cared about me.
742
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,829
I do.
743
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:58,166
Sure, enough to
cost me my job.
744
00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:00,001
You know what really hurts?
745
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:02,295
You deceived me.
746
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:05,632
But I guess integrity is just
one of those little items you
747
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,508
keep hidden in the back
room, along with all
748
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,928
your other surprise packages.
749
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:11,679
Shirley, wait.
750
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,555
Look, save it.
751
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,849
This customer's not
buying any more.
752
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,786
I just wanted a vacation.
753
00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:37,080
A few days away from the
pressures of the office,
754
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,164
a little peace and quiet.
755
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,666
That's not asking
for a lot, is it?
756
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:40,917
Of course, it isn't.
757
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,876
A little time away
from the phone
758
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:45,380
calls, interoffice
memos and tuna fish
759
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,881
sandwiches and traffic jams.
760
00:32:46,964 --> 00:32:47,590
I mean, a fellow is
entitled to that, isn't he?
761
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:50,301
You're damn right, he is.
762
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:51,552
I wasn't looking for love.
763
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,888
Furthest thing from my mind.
764
00:32:53,971 --> 00:32:56,265
Well, maybe not
the furthest thing.
765
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,559
But humiliation?
766
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,729
Believe me, that
was not in my plans.
767
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:02,980
Well, look, you've
been a big help,
768
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,692
but I don't wanna talk
about this anymore.
769
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,362
Steve?
770
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,279
Yes, sir?
771
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,864
Two orange juices, please.
772
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,032
Coming up.
773
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,493
I must say, I feel very
fortunate that Mark has
774
00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:16,869
had Vicky to pal around with.
775
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:19,038
Well, it's been
good for all of us.
776
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,249
The only thing Vicky
lacks being aboard ship
777
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,334
is the company of
other young people.
778
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,628
That worries me.
779
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,505
That and the fact that I can't
spend as much time with her
780
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,424
as I want.
781
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,926
Oh, I don't know if
that's so terrible.
782
00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,428
I've always felt children need
to be left to their own devices
783
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,513
more.
784
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,390
It helps them develop
self-reliance and confidence.
785
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,934
Perhaps.
786
00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,018
I guess I'm just a
little overprotective.
787
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,731
I like to know where she
is, what she's doing.
788
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:46,941
Andrea: The years fly by.
789
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:48,735
One of these days, she'll
be out of the nest.
790
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,279
And before long, she'll be
married or living on her own.
791
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,447
Then what?
792
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,906
I don't even wanna
think about that.
793
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,626
What happened to you?
794
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,837
I must be some sort of idiot.
795
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,923
Why didn't you tell me you
played tennis at wimbledon?
796
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,551
I don't trade on it.
797
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:16,345
I was looking for you
all over the ship.
798
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:16,971
What do you need me for?
799
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,557
I must be the idiot.
800
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,058
I don't understand the question.
801
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,603
You're obviously
a famous person.
802
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:25,146
You undoubtedly make
a lot more money
803
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:25,813
than I could ever hope to.
804
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,648
You beat me at everything.
805
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,318
Wait a minute.
806
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,194
Wait a minute.
807
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,488
Suppose we write
the script your way?
808
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:36,741
You beat me at all sports,
you make more money,
809
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:37,909
more people know you.
810
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:40,995
A man and a woman, that's
the way it usually works.
811
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:42,163
Oh, I see.
812
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,832
So it's fine if you're better
than I am at everything,
813
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,417
but it's not so fine
if I'm better than you?
814
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,716
Tom, I love you.
815
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,385
I don't love you because I
can beat you at all sports,
816
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,639
or because I make
more money than you.
817
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,850
I love you because you're
cute, and because i'm
818
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,229
sexually attracted to you.
819
00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:07,939
And you make me laugh.
820
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:15,112
I love you because
you're a nice man.
821
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,074
I love you because your
kisses make me feel
822
00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:22,745
like I wanna kiss you again.
823
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,206
Ladies usually lose
when they play guys.
824
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,834
Evonne goolagong was
wimbledon champion.
825
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,294
She can beat her
husband at tennis.
826
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,755
She's more famous, and
she makes more money.
827
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:33,923
But that didn't stop
them from getting
828
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:36,884
married and having a family.
829
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,052
Listen, don't sell
yourself a bill of goods.
830
00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:40,888
Go out and find someone
better than you.
831
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,597
You'll feel better.
832
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,683
You-- you'll feel more natural.
833
00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:45,893
I've changed my mind.
834
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,687
You're right.
835
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:50,439
I have been selling
myself a bill of goods.
836
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,275
I thought you were a man.
837
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,067
But you're not.
838
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,735
You're a child.
839
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,696
I'm sorry I won your
marbles, little boy.
840
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,239
Take 'em back.
841
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,090
Shirley, I've
gotta talk to you.
842
00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:17,967
There's nothing to talk about.
843
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:19,510
At least let me explain.
844
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,720
Why?
845
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,346
And give the world's
greatest salesman
846
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,265
another chance to snow me?
847
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,435
Ok, I deserve that.
848
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,269
Now will you listen?
849
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:31,105
I got this idea
before I met you.
850
00:36:31,188 --> 00:36:32,899
Business has been bad,
and I couldn't afford
851
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:36,110
to take a vacation this year.
852
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:39,739
So I figured there's lots
of people here with money.
853
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,741
Maybe I can sell enough
to pay for the cabin
854
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:43,451
and-- and make a little profit.
855
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,162
Sure, at my expense.
856
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:49,874
Shirley, I never
meant to hurt you.
857
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,083
Well, you did!
858
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,920
Now, look, if-- if you're
not gonna buy anything, will
859
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,171
you just please get out?
860
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,731
No, Mrs. Hammond.
861
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,190
I haven't seen him for hours.
862
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:14,774
[Doorbell rings]
863
00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:20,488
Right, bye.
864
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,031
Hi.
865
00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,533
Mark, your mother's
looking for you.
866
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,576
Well, that's what
mothers are for.
867
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,162
I'm sure Eve was always
looking for her kids.
868
00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:30,665
"Now, Cain, stop throwing
rocks at your brother!"
869
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,751
Mark, I wanna have a
serious talk with you.
870
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,252
Oh, I don't like
serious talks.
871
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,297
Now, if you wanna have a
foolish talk, then count me in.
872
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,840
Mark, I really think
you're hurting yourself
873
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,051
taking all those pills.
874
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,844
Come on, I know more
about these things
875
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,304
and what they do than you do.
876
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,138
I feel fine.
877
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,348
Maybe.
878
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,308
But you don't look fine.
879
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,393
Heh.
880
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:55,356
When I don't look fine
is when I feel my finest.
881
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,274
Vicky, you didn't tell my
mother I was taking these pills,
882
00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,234
did you?
883
00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,485
No.
884
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,571
But the way you're acting,
she's gonna find out.
885
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,282
Yeah, maybe she will.
886
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,201
But she doesn't care what I do.
887
00:38:07,284 --> 00:38:08,869
Yes, she does.
888
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:09,912
And I care too.
889
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,672
Ok.
890
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,549
All right, I'll stop taking 'em.
891
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,758
Are you sure?
892
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,219
Yeah, I'm sure, if
you stop lecturing me!
893
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:26,012
Heh.
894
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,478
Mr. Harris!
895
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,416
What's the matter
with him, doctor?
896
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,127
I really don't
know, Mrs. Hammond.
897
00:38:58,210 --> 00:39:02,089
Mrs. Hammond, is your son
taking any sort of medication?
898
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,258
Well, he had the
flu a week ago.
899
00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:05,760
He did take medication for that.
900
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,012
No, I mean something
heavier than that.
901
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,098
What do you mean, "heavier"?
902
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,933
Excuse me.
903
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:17,438
Vicky, when you were with Mark
last night or this morning,
904
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:21,150
did you see him take any
sort of pill or anything?
905
00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,818
A drug?
906
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,613
Dr. Brooker, my son
does not take drugs.
907
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,116
Well, he's been taking
something, Mrs. Hammond.
908
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,825
Vicky?
909
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:30,826
Andrea: Will you stop that?
910
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,788
Mark is ill, and you're
talking about drugs?
911
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:34,830
He's a good boy.
912
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,375
He doesn't take drugs.
913
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,751
[Sobbing]
914
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,882
These are amphetamines.
915
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:47,927
And they're from my office.
916
00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:49,053
Vicky?
917
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,139
I stand corrected, doctor.
918
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,850
My son never took drugs until
he met the captain's daughter.
919
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,074
Announcer: Ladies
and gentlemen, we
920
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,700
are now leaving Mazatlan
and heading home
921
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,452
for the port of Los Angeles.
922
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,663
Just because we're leaving
Mexico doesn't mean the fun
923
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:16,831
has to stop.
924
00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:19,166
Enjoy your evening dining,
dancing or taking a romantic
925
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,419
stroll under the stars.
926
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,838
[Knocking on door]
927
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,965
Go away.
928
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,466
I am out of business.
929
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,592
Gopher: Uncle Jimmy,
it's me, gopher.
930
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,386
Oh.
931
00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,559
Hi.
932
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:37,810
Hi.
933
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,728
How are you, kiddo?
934
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,063
How'd my favorite nephew?
935
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,982
Oh, for a favorite nephew, I
sure haven't seen much of you
936
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,483
this cruise.
937
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,069
Well, you know how it is
when you're a social butterfly.
938
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,821
Well, then what are
you doing, sitting
939
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:51,365
all around here in your cocoon?
940
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:55,327
Yeah, well, it's Shirley.
941
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,287
What's the matter?
942
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:59,206
I thought you guys
were a pretty hot item.
943
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,249
Hm.
944
00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:04,837
Right now, I would
say we are slightly
945
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,006
below room temperature.
946
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:08,215
We had a little--
947
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,842
oh, with your gift
of gab, you should
948
00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:12,011
smooth things over in no time.
949
00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:14,763
No, I think my luck
has run out this time.
950
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,224
She won't listen
to one word I say.
951
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,726
So don't say anything.
952
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,728
Do something to show
her how you feel.
953
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,146
Great advice.
954
00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,064
But what?
955
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,192
I don't know.
956
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,819
Whatever you're doing,
do the opposite.
957
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:36,827
That's it!
958
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:45,377
It's great to know that
genius runs in the family.
959
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,421
I'd ask you to
explain that to me,
960
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:50,424
but I don't wanna blow my image.
961
00:41:50,507 --> 00:41:53,802
You got nothing
to worry about, kid.
962
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,887
I got it up here.
963
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,106
[Sobbing]
964
00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:09,818
Go away.
965
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,654
You're cold.
966
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:12,488
I have a coat.
967
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:18,118
This must make
you feel terrific.
968
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:22,039
Makes me feel like a fool.
969
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:25,292
I-- I'm a lousy cook.
970
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,752
So what?
971
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:27,836
How's your cooking?
972
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,130
The worst!
973
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,090
But I'll learn.
974
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,800
I mean, I can be a great cook!
975
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:35,594
Don't you dare!
976
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,472
Whatever you say, coach.
977
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,807
You're cold.
978
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:40,975
You're shivering.
Here.
979
00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:41,684
Here's your coat.
- Not on your life.
980
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:44,144
Here, you put that back on.
981
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,813
Whatever you want.
982
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,315
Anything you say.
983
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:52,194
Come on, we can both wear it.
984
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,154
No.
985
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,323
How are you at skiing?
986
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,158
Never skiied.
987
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:58,951
Thank god.
988
00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:14,925
Shirley, good, there you are.
989
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:18,304
The captain wanted me to find
you and congratulate you.
990
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:19,388
Congratulate me?
991
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:23,809
What you did in the
store today was remarkable.
992
00:43:23,892 --> 00:43:24,643
I don't understand.
993
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,936
Well, what else
would you call it?
994
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,188
You sold out the entire
store in one day?
995
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,232
Nobody else has ever done that!
996
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:31,525
Jimmy: She made
such a great sales
997
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:35,154
pitch, I just couldn't resist.
998
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:36,864
Congratulations.
999
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:45,497
Thank you, Jimmy!
1000
00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,335
Hey, they say a
smart businessman
1001
00:43:49,418 --> 00:43:52,087
doesn't sit on his profits.
1002
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,048
He invests them.
1003
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,383
So I took everything
I had, and i--
1004
00:43:56,467 --> 00:44:03,223
I invested it in somebody
I really believe in.
1005
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:06,268
You did all this for me?
1006
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,563
Well, actually, I
had a selfish motive.
1007
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,234
I'm in love with you.
1008
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:18,322
I couldn't bear to lose you.
1009
00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:22,659
So i-- so I had the whole
story sent to my cabin.
1010
00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,411
Sue me.
1011
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,412
Oh, Jimmy.
1012
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,668
Did you really have the whole
store sent to your cabin?
1013
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,378
Oh, no.
1014
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:33,879
No, not everything.
1015
00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:38,050
There's one little item i'm
gonna take down there myself.
1016
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,271
Vicky, are you sure you
don't know how these pills
1017
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,650
were stolen from doc's office?
1018
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:57,778
No, dad, I don't.
1019
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,614
Don't you believe me?
1020
00:45:00,697 --> 00:45:03,575
Of course I believe you.
1021
00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:05,953
Mrs. Hammond, if Vicky
swears she doesn't
1022
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,538
know anything about
these pills, I know
1023
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:08,247
she's telling me the truth.
1024
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,749
I'm sure you do, captain.
1025
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,419
As to how they got into
her jacket, perhaps
1026
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,337
they just mysteriously
jumped into her pocket
1027
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,297
as she was passing
Dr. Brooker's office.
1028
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,675
As far as circumstantial
evidence goes,
1029
00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:23,053
Mrs. Hammond, your son gives
every sign of having taken
1030
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,638
a lot of those amphetamines.
1031
00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:30,144
Vicky, did you take
any of those pills?
1032
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,228
Yes, one.
1033
00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:33,897
Only one, Vicky?
1034
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,317
I swear, but I thought
they were vitamins!
1035
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:41,447
I suppose you believe
that too, captain?
1036
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,657
Vicky, I was gonna let
you take the rap for this,
1037
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:44,741
but I can't.
1038
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:47,494
I stole those pills
from your office.
1039
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,705
Those are all my pills,
the ones in the container,
1040
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:52,291
the ones in me, all of 'em.
1041
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:55,586
I just can't believe it.
1042
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:56,628
Why?
1043
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:57,713
How did it start?
1044
00:45:57,796 --> 00:46:00,757
Mom, why don't we just
sit down and talk about it
1045
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:03,635
for a couple of years, ok?
1046
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,678
Mark!
1047
00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:05,471
Mark!
1048
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:13,020
I'm sorry, dad, but I
gave Mark my word of honor.
1049
00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:16,023
Vicky, you have to
be very careful how
1050
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,192
you give your word of honor.
1051
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:22,029
You can't give it on something
that's gonna hurt someone.
1052
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,198
I'm sorry.
1053
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,657
I'll never do it again.
1054
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:26,492
My word of honor.
1055
00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:46,303
Jimmy, congratulations.
1056
00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:47,596
I can't believe it.
1057
00:46:47,679 --> 00:46:49,306
After all these years,
you're finally getting
1058
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:50,724
married and settling down.
1059
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,518
Well, I know a good
deal when I see one.
1060
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:53,644
- Mm-hm.
- Gopher?
1061
00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:54,520
Mm-hm?
1062
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,270
How do you like
my engagement ring?
1063
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:58,315
Oh, that's a beauty.
1064
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,025
Oh, I agree.
1065
00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,151
[Chuckling]
1066
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:04,905
Yes, and Jimmy let me have
it at a very good price.
1067
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:05,822
You're kidding.
1068
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,575
I let her have it
at a great price.
1069
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,202
Well, so long, kiddo.
1070
00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:10,577
See you at the wedding.
1071
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,912
You bet.
1072
00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:12,246
I'll sell you a gift.
1073
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,915
Bye.
1074
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:18,418
The lady is some
kind of arm wrestler.
1075
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,254
The lady is some
kind of skeet shooter.
1076
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,171
The lady never
loses at anything.
1077
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,130
You're right.
1078
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,383
I won again.
1079
00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:27,469
Ah, me Tarzan, you Jane.
1080
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:28,262
We had a wonderful
time, didn't we, dear?
1081
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:30,138
Yes, sir.
1082
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:30,472
Bye.
1083
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,517
Bye.
1084
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,435
Vicky, I'm sorry
about everything.
1085
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,187
And it will
never happen again.
1086
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,273
Mark's volunteered to go into
a drug treatment program.
1087
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:40,440
Good.
1088
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,276
Those programs have
saved many lives.
1089
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,318
Yes, good luck, Mark.
1090
00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:44,778
Thank you, captain.
1091
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:46,947
And we're gonna be spending
a lot more time together.
1092
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,116
I think that'll help
more than anything.
1093
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,367
Thank you so much
for everything.
1094
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:51,535
It was a beautiful cruise.
1095
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:52,661
- Thanks for sailing with us.
- It was wonderful.
1096
00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:53,453
Goodbye, captain.
1097
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:54,288
Bye-bye.
1098
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:58,792
Dad, I'm sorry I
caused you so much worry.
1099
00:47:58,875 --> 00:47:59,793
Oh, Vicky.
1100
00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:04,298
Sometimes, a crisis can
pull a family apart.
1101
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:08,969
We're lucky it just
brought us closer together.
1102
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:09,761
Oh.
1103
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,319
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