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Amazing!
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I am indeed! What's the score now?
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427 to 309.
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- Whose is which?
- I can't remember.
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I love this. This is so fun.
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- We should have more fun.
- Agreed.
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Because fun is fun, and surprising.
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Like you are surprising.
I had no idea you were fun.
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Nor I you.
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I always thought
you were a monstrous slut.
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But now we see each other,
and it is dazzling and wonderful.
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And what a time we have had!
And also...
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Oh, my God. I have so many thoughts
going on right now.
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I can see it in your face.
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I'm imagining bullets
exploding in your head.
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- That is what it is like.
- Thankfully, only in metaphor.
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What if the Enlightenment was fun?
The ideas.
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My mind just exploded.
It's brilliant!
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The court see it as dull.
The peasants see it as unintelligible.
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And the merchants... Who knows
what those greedy fucks think?
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But if it was fun,
they may connect with it in a new way.
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- And they would see me as fun.
- And they would not hate you.
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They do not hate me.
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I'm kidding with you!
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Fun!
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Drinks.
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To be serious for a moment,
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they do hate me out there.
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There are peasants, faces like
squashed potatoes, hating me,
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face-fucking dolls of me,
riled up by Pugachev.
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- And you know what?
- It scares you?
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It makes me fucking hate them,
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and like I could boil them alive
in my rage.
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Gosh!
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But that is not a thought for today,
for today is fun.
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Let us put our heads together.
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Literal, but I love it.
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This is my idea.
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They are apparently inventing
a thing called a train.
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We build one,
we go to the region Pugachev is in, and--
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- Kill him?
- No!
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That is what they want us to do.
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We stop in every town,
we play badminton,
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and we discuss the Enlightenment,
as we do, in a fun way.
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And then you suck one peasant's cock
in each town
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to show we feel they are not beneath us.
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- And I suck a peasant's cock?
- I can do it too. We could take turns.
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The train is the problem,
as it is not yet existing.
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I see. I see.
What could we do today in court though?
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Yes. Today is more important.
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What if we could have a fun day at court?
A festival of plays, ideas.
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Yes! Everyone must tell jokes and dance
and fucking quote Voltaire backwards
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and eat kumquats
from each other's mouths!
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We will call it...
something fucking good.
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The Festival of Truth, Jokes
and Stunningly Clever Ideas.
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- Love it!
- I love how focused you are.
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You only see the future
and what you need to do.
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You are fucking amazing!
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Why, thank you.
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Look at me. I fucking love you.
You have changed me.
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You have torn out the old George
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and dumped her compliant body
and mind on the side of the road
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and made me new!
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It's funny you once ate my pussy,
isn't it?
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- I never think about it.
- Me neither.
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God.
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I need a fucking bath. I smell like
a peasant who died of syphilis
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and was buried in an ox in high summer.
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I was thinking exactly that about myself.
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Then let us go bathe
and let the fun unleash.
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It will be a marvelous lunch
that does not stop.
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There will be games and music.
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We will need birds and a plinth
and desserts, obviously, and...
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Tea?
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- Where's Georgina?
- I don't know.
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I need you to help me with
Madam Dymov.
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You know there is a sizzling attraction
between her and I
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that pulls at the bonds of our class
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and one day will tear them
and our clothes apart
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and we will have each other.
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I'm a bit confused. I was...
I was dreaming.
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- And maybe I still am.
- I need help tearing at the bonds.
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What's she like? What gets to her?
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I had a dream. Where's George?
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- She's been gone all night.
- What?
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- I'm not dreaming, am I?
- No.
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What does she like?
Shall I casually expose a breast?
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- What?
- Georgina.
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I was thinking I might bite her ear.
Thoughts?
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- George.
- Darling.
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- You may go, Petra.
- I am at your whim. Any whim.
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Information I already know.
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- Where were you?
- With Catherine.
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- Is she all right? Did she tell you?
- She's fine. And she didn't.
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- Are you all right?
- No, I'm not.
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- How am I gonna be without him? How?
- I...
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Don't know? Because you can't. Because
I fucking can't be without him! I can't!
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- Grigor, come here.
- You touch me, I'll dissolve.
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What am I in this world without him?
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- He's...
- Everything.
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I know.
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- I keep seeing us as kids in the halls.
- Jesus.
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- You haven't told anyone, have you?
- No.
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Catherine is insane.
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They will hate her if she hasn't told them
and they find out.
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- Indeed, they will.
- Fuck.
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Every time I sleep, I wake up unsure,
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and then I remember the icy water,
his face.
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God. I loved him.
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I know.
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I think maybe
I should go and see Catherine.
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And I love you.
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Whatever I do, it's for us.
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Wait here a minute.
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It's fucking real, isn't it?
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Yes, but it's all right.
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I know what to do.
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If I hadn't fucking told her. If I...
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- Maybe I was disloyal.
- You weren't. You fucking loved him.
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- We were all happy until her.
- Yeah.
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He's dead.
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The words are pounding my head in.
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Drink your tea though.
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What do we do?
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You can sleep.
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I need to see Marial.
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Careful, darling. You need to rest.
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- Is Peter dead?
- What the fuck?
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You eavesdropping little bitch.
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It's my job to anticipate your every need.
Helps if I eavesdrop.
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- Is he?
- No.
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- He fucking is.
- You can't utter a word.
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Shit.
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I... Are you all right?
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You loved him.
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I was so jealous, hearing you moaning
under him as I brought him cake.
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Petra, you need to keep
your mouth shut.
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I'll pay you.
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I'm more of an
experience-driven person.
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Fine.
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Yes?
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That was really fucking nice.
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- I knew it would be.
- We have a deal.
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What the fuck, George?
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George!
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Fuck.
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Leonora, I don't want to be in here.
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And where is everyone?
And why aren't we working?
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Is Russia suddenly running itself?
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Well, if it is, it is no doubt
into a ditch, as that is its way.
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So let us not have that
on a day of fun and brilliance!
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Morning!
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We are to have
the funnest lunch today.
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- Archie.
- Empress?
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A joke, everyone.
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Why was the lute teacher arrested?
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For fingering a minor.
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Minor chord, and a minor
is a term for a... Fuck me. Really?
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How do you circumcise a Georgian?
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Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Empress,
we need to talk about Pugachev.
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Smolny, a joke, immediately.
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What do you call a man
who whistles when he speaks? A cunt.
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And then you smash his fucking teeth in,
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so the only sound he makes is a gulping
noise as he swallows his own blood.
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A fucking problematic human,
that Smolny.
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A roaming, bathing empress!
How marvelous.
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Elizabeth, a joke!
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What's red and yet translucent,
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covered in flowers, lives in the sea,
eats only plankton and anchovies,
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speaks in tongues,
can change its color as it wills,
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can disgorge poison from its eyes
and makes a noise like a small flute?
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Gosh. I don't know.
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Neither do I,
but it will be wonderful when we find it.
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Onwards!
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They say he'll speak in the hall
at midday.
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- And then bam, bam, bam!
- Put the fucking gun down, Maxim.
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I'd love to do it,
a gesture of affection.
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- Sweet, but no.
- Or we do it together.
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Get him in a cross-fire situation.
And then bam, bam, bam!
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Fucking hell.
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It would be a fond memory,
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and we've not done many couple things
in our marriage.
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I'm doing it.
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- You're waiting in the carriage.
- What? It was my idea.
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- You heard me.
- Unbelievable.
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Marvelous.
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- What's going on?
- We are to have the most fun lunch.
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Elizabeth,
we are to reinvent discourse in a fun way,
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wrapping ideas in joy and shiny paper.
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- Are you all right?
- You seem--
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Inspired,
and it is coursing through my veins.
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Empress, we must discuss Pugachev.
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I have begun negotiations,
and he's put some things on the table.
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We shouldn't negotiate with any terrorists
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who were once sassy
but charismatic employees.
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What?
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She said we shouldn't negotiate
with terrorists.
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Are you losing your hearing, Archie?
My father did. It was so annoying.
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Every day,
"Morning, Father. I said morning!"
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- Is anyone else cold? I feel freezing.
- Good morning.
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Sorry.
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You can face me.
It is just an incredible, naked body.
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Siberia. Petrov, three facts
about Siberia and a joke.
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It's cold. Really cold.
Unimaginably cold.
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What is red and not good for your teeth?
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- A flying brick.
- Marvelous.
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I found Pugachev. Seemed important,
hence the bursting in.
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You what?
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"Found Pugachev."
I believe that's what he said.
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Your hearing, Archie.
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He's in Tekov.
Apparently, hiding out in a church.
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The...
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Outrageous.
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There will be flagellations
and excommunications over this.
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Interesting information,
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but basically irrelevant,
as I have a deal brewing.
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My people tell me he's rallying today.
I can have men there in four hours.
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I think we have a plan
that does not involve bloodshed.
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The empress hates bloodshed.
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- Let's spare Russian lives, shall we?
- Up to the empress.
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We have a few options.
It's in our plan.
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Plan?
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Summary: We arrest him alive,
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or bring his head home in a bag,
put it in a cannon and let rip.
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He has quite a militia,
so there'll be a bit of a battle.
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- Pointless bloodshed.
- He's raised an army, actually.
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Apparently, he has a real turn of phrase.
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Obviously, they're piling up dead nobles
like kindling.
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In fact, quite often using them
for kindling,
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which, considering the winter
we've been having,
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has an efficient kind of logic.
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You scared me!
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- Empress!
- Towel.
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I cannot be wet
during an important discussion.
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Elizabeth, the French
should pay their debts in art from now on.
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- Make a note.
- All out while the empress dresses.
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Look at you both. Inflamed with sick,
and yet understandable, desire
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and pretending you are not.
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I'm not pretending. I just wasn't sure
how vocal to be about it.
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- I have no feelings below the waist.
- Thing is, time is important.
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I know where he is now,
might not tomorrow.
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Which is why negotiating
is the plan we are on,
244
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which does not have a time
pressure on it.
245
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Unless, of course, you're a noble
they're about to set alight.
246
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I clearly remember saying "out."
247
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We'd also like to discuss
the Swedish campaign,
248
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as no one in the military seemed to know.
Everyone's a bit, "What the fuck?"
249
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So, love to catch up on that.
250
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Win my favor.
You have ten seconds.
251
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You're handsome and pretty.
252
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Just another word for "handsome."
What do you want?
253
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- Whatever you--
- Decide? Will? Whatever my whim?
254
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Yes.
255
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Raise up your clapping hands for Boris.
256
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Thanks for coming up, Boris.
257
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That is how she wants you to live.
258
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She fucking hates Russians.
That's the hard truth of it.
259
00:14:37,799 --> 00:14:40,759
- Yes.
- Yes, that's true.
260
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Yeah, I knew a woman--
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beautiful, smart,
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a fucking stick of fire
who could drink and spar with anyone,
263
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born to fucking title,
264
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:56,000
and they just took it from her.
265
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Yeah, suddenly,
she's covered in shit, lice,
266
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beatings, the odd cock in her face,
taking it from everyone.
267
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And then, suddenly,
268
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they yank her back up.
269
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"You please us, you can live."
270
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Then, "No, you can't,"
and they throw her back down.
271
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The joke is, she imagines herself
an independent spirit.
272
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She is fucking deluded.
273
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She is a puppet.
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She is what they made her,
275
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a scared, angry woman,
desperate for approval
276
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so she can take a free fucking breath.
277
00:15:35,919 --> 00:15:38,000
And I, for one, fucking love her.
278
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For she does what we all do.
279
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Who hasn't walked
into a room wondering,
280
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"What if I displease them?
Or have done?"
281
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And I aimed to change all that.
282
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I, Peter,
283
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son of Peter the Great!
284
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You know what I was about to do?
285
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,639
I was about to change everything,
and she smelt it.
286
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,320
- You know what I was about to do?
- What?
287
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,519
I wanted to free all the serfs.
288
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:16,639
Yes. Yes.
And remove all taxes on the merchants.
289
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,080
Yeah, let people free.
Release us from our bonds.
290
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:25,559
Our brains are as fucking trapped
as our bodies, my friends!
291
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Peter! Peter! Peter!
292
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,600
Peter! Peter!
293
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Bring her out!
294
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,879
Peter! Peter! Peter!
295
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,399
Fuck her up! Fuck her up!
296
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,960
Fuck her up! Fuck her up!
297
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:47,639
Fuck her up! Fuck her up!
298
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:51,399
Who wants at it?
299
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,799
Fuck her up! Fuck her up!
300
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:05,839
Fuck her up!
Fuck her up! Fuck her up!
301
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,039
Hello.
302
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,519
- You are--
- Very enlivened and excited.
303
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:27,359
The empress has a plan to reset
the way we talk about the Enlightenment,
304
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,000
to throw open the doors to dissent
and also satire.
305
00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:33,000
And that's where you come in.
Today, you put on your play!
306
00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:36,680
I cannot.
I showed only you.
307
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,720
It's treason.
308
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,480
- Very funny treason.
- Still treason.
309
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,000
- I was angry when I wrote it.
- I think you're being too harsh.
310
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:50,960
It is a gift, and you must unwrap it
and show it to the world.
311
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,039
I don't know, I--
312
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:54,799
Katya, are you a coward full of hot air
who will die wondering if
313
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you could've made
an impact on this earth?
314
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,519
Jesus.
315
00:17:57,599 --> 00:17:59,119
You wanna lie in your grave
and think what?
316
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,039
"I've tasted a few cocks,
I've taught a few girls,
317
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,279
"and my true gift died in my heart
like a sparrow in a jar"?
318
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:05,960
- She will--
- She will love it.
319
00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:08,039
I have been with her all night.
We misjudge her.
320
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,000
She wants aggressive discourse.
She will fucking love it and you.
321
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,319
And you will be the toast of these halls.
You will be seen!
322
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,960
You will be fucking Molière with a pussy.
323
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:22,400
- I love that. Molière with a pussy.
- The toast of fucking Russia.
324
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,559
Get it ready.
325
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,559
So my question is,
how much art is enough?
326
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,559
And do we need more museums?
Which, of course, we do.
327
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,759
I should tour the regions,
incognito, in a hat.
328
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,559
Are you all right?
329
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,160
I'm great. Excited about today.
330
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,279
Something has come loose in you.
331
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,200
I'm...
332
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:56,599
I was the same whenever Peter the Great
went off to battle.
333
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,359
I was quite unhinged.
334
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,960
I had all the doors removed
from the west wing
335
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,759
because I thought, when he came back,
336
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:05,319
I would not have the delay
of opening doors.
337
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,920
And I couldn't sleep,
338
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,920
and I took to swimming
hundreds of rounds of the lake,
339
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,160
until I would collapse on the bank,
340
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,960
breathless and riddled with cramps
and covered in leeches,
341
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,119
and they had to carry me back
to the palace.
342
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,640
Yes.
343
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,640
I think that might be it,
344
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,359
that I even imagined him dead.
345
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,039
I did that all the time.
346
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:31,039
I would imagine him dead in battle,
on the road, everywhere.
347
00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:32,160
It haunted me.
348
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,920
- Yes, but was not true.
- No!
349
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,200
Your heart swirls and clouds your mind,
and it is the worst.
350
00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,000
Oh, yes.
351
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,279
It's why I'm so cold, I think.
352
00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:48,119
We must have fun.
Let's just have fun.
353
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,359
What are you doing?
We have a lunch.
354
00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:54,119
I put grapes in my hair. Try one.
355
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,319
Tart, like you.
356
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,160
What the fuck?
357
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,680
"We shouldn't negotiate with terrorists"?
I thought we had a deal.
358
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,920
We can't be seen to support this.
Then it would look like we're ganging up.
359
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,920
- And your hands remain clean.
- Something like that.
360
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,599
If you want me to carry your water,
don't stab a hole in the bucket.
361
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,359
Archie, you need to end it.
It seems to be getting out of hand.
362
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,599
Now!
363
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,599
Welcome to the Festival of Fun,
Truth and Mesmerizing Ideas.
364
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,039
Release the birds.
365
00:20:40,759 --> 00:20:44,079
Let us set free our ideas
and kill the weak ones,
366
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,759
leaving only the best to fly.
367
00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:53,480
Also, realize,
this is a visual metaphor of that idea.
368
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:58,200
Everyone, a joke, because it is also fun,
this Enlightenment.
369
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:06,160
A bear walks into a tavern and says,
"I'd like a... vodka."
370
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,440
The barman says,
"Why the big pause?"
371
00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:10,119
"Born with them."
372
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,359
Adorable and unexpected.
373
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,400
What does my ex-wife think about
when she's fucking her new lover?
374
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:23,559
Hopefully, how much I miss her
and what a special thing we had.
375
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,119
What's blue,
cold and good in bed?
376
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,680
A dead peasant!
377
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,160
Polo!
378
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,240
- Marco!
- Polo!
379
00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:53,400
- Marco!
- Polo!
380
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,680
Is she all right?
381
00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:58,839
Peter is at war.
Fear manifests in strange ways.
382
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,559
Marco!
383
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,920
- This sudden friendship seems startling.
- Indeed.
384
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,880
Why are you wearing
four seasons of clothing?
385
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,759
I'm very cold,
386
00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:11,559
and all day I've grown colder.
387
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,319
- Have you seen Vinodel?
- It feels deeper than that.
388
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,880
And not just fear.
389
00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:19,039
I don't know what though.
390
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,480
The body, what a thing.
391
00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:24,480
We do not have control
over our own carriage,
392
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:27,359
and it would run us into a ditch
at a moment's notice.
393
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,240
You're right.
394
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:33,559
The body has answers
before the mind knows the questions.
395
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,279
It's the body's questions I hate,
to be honest.
396
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,079
- Marco!
- Polo!
397
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:47,039
- Marco!
- Polo!
398
00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:54,359
I am so sorry. Reflex.
399
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,920
I guess I'm it.
400
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,559
You do it?
In the eye, like I said?
401
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:16,200
- Couldn't.
- What?
402
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:20,359
I listened to what he said,
and a lot of it... I fucking agree with.
403
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,920
I'm here about to murder someone
who's done nothing to me,
404
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,599
because I need the empress to like me
or I'm fucked?
405
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,960
Let's focus
on the last half of that sentence.
406
00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:32,920
The "you're fucked" bit, add me in.
Make it "we're fucked."
407
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,039
- Maxim, I'm not doing it.
- Marial, we had a plan.
408
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,880
New plan: Archie's plan plays out.
409
00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:41,880
Archie will manage the whole thing,
and we will slide out of it.
410
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,119
- He is an expert at this.
- How very disappointing.
411
00:23:47,079 --> 00:23:48,000
Let's go home.
412
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,440
- I have to pee.
- Why didn't you while I was in there?
413
00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:55,440
'Cause you said stay in the carriage,
and I am obviously, unlike you,
414
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,960
the person in the partnership
whose word can be trusted.
415
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:09,480
Archie, we must put our heads together.
416
00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:12,640
I will begin negotiations
417
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,680
and counsel against
the military's bloodthirsty madness.
418
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:19,359
- But what will make them not hate me?
- Show of strength.
419
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,759
Are you lurking?
420
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:24,799
I just have an instinct for when
I should be somewhere. Always have.
421
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,200
I once walked, not knowing why,
across two fields and a stream,
422
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:30,240
stopped under a tree,
heard a rustling noise,
423
00:24:30,319 --> 00:24:32,599
looked up as a young girl fell,
caught her in my arms.
424
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,039
- Fascinating. What was her name?
- Olga.
425
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,519
- What sort of tree?
- Oak.
426
00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:40,480
Can we agree to just negotiate
a peaceful settlement?
427
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:43,599
It's not just him though. It's the army
of hate that he's whipped up.
428
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,759
Which dies with his disappearance
and presumed death.
429
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,200
- The opposite happened with Jesus.
- Good point.
430
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,720
- People love a martyr.
- Joan of Arc.
431
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:54,680
My sisters and I dressed up like her
and set fire to ourselves.
432
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:57,039
- Real fire?
- Can we stop?
433
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,119
Are you yelling because you're deaf?
434
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,799
I am not deaf.
435
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,160
- And I have the solution at hand.
- As do I.
436
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,759
So Petrov creates a perimeter
from which he cannot escape,
437
00:25:09,839 --> 00:25:11,000
Archie negotiates.
438
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:13,119
And if it goes wrong,
Petrov unleashes war upon them.
439
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,319
And if it goes right,
440
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,200
Petrov's men hand out rubles
with my name on them to everyone.
441
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,480
- Good plan.
- Good plan.
442
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,039
When you're out there,
and the crowd looks up at you,
443
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:28,359
this fucking energy force.
444
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,039
Now, I've been in battle,
445
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,319
and you feel the energy like
palpable fucking waves of hate and fear.
446
00:25:35,599 --> 00:25:39,079
But this is fucking love,
and it tingles the fucking skin.
447
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,519
And then, you know,
words and ideas come out of me
448
00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:47,799
I've never thought before,
and they're right and true, and...
449
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,079
Fuck me.
450
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:51,920
Jesus, that is good!
451
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:56,160
You are marvelous.
452
00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:07,400
I love you, Emperor Peter.
453
00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:11,799
Fucking love you too.
Silky fucking mouth, well played.
454
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,759
Pugachev, I presume.
455
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,480
No, I don't fuck little boys.
Rule of mine.
456
00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:25,000
Farewell, sir.
May your trip to hell be fast and fiery.
457
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,000
Driver! Go!
458
00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:43,319
- What the fuck, Maxim?
- I shot him dead. It was Maxim-esque!
459
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,920
You're fucking joking!
460
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,119
Sometimes the man must take control.
You, my dear, are welcome.
461
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,920
Driver, go!
462
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,519
These fucking people.
463
00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:15,000
Empress.
464
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,880
- Katya has written a play.
- Huzzah! I love a play!
465
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,599
I'm not sure about this.
466
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,960
It will be fun!
467
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,039
We don't know what it is.
It's about you, that's all I know.
468
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,799
Me? Huzzah.
It will make them love me.
469
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,200
Shall we have a play?
470
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,640
Once, we could not have
imagined ourselves writing plays.
471
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,839
Our gratitude to our empress.
472
00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:52,240
Peasant, I need a seat.
473
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:57,880
I have a story to tell.
I'm the narrator.
474
00:28:01,319 --> 00:28:04,759
On arriving in Russia.
475
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,400
Russia!
476
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,519
It burns in my heart.
477
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,000
I see its golden promise.
478
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,160
My new wife.
479
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,880
- I bring the Enlightenment.
- And a silky mouth.
480
00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:31,759
Well done. Faster!
481
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,160
Voltaire!
482
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,319
Diderot!
483
00:28:41,079 --> 00:28:42,559
Montesquieu!
484
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,599
I just blew Montesquieu!
485
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,319
Shall I stop it?
It would look bad, but...
486
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,839
I must take this land
and its poor, trodden-on people.
487
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:04,079
I will free the peasants,
and they will be grateful and love me.
488
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:07,680
Who are you?
489
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,880
Hello, I'm Leo.
490
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,559
Have a peach and some light foreplay.
491
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,279
I'm Orlo.
Let's go change this land.
492
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,240
Let's do both.
493
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,839
Rid this land and create a new one.
494
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:25,119
I love you, Leo.
495
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,599
Well?
496
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:37,880
- Can I take that?
- Of course. I love you.
497
00:29:38,839 --> 00:29:42,119
Put the crown on my head
and your tongue in my pussy.
498
00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:04,279
I crown me
Catherine of Much Unrealized Promise.
499
00:30:05,359 --> 00:30:07,279
We have much to do.
500
00:30:07,359 --> 00:30:10,960
We shall need complete focus
and no resiling from our--
501
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,200
Fuck yeah!
Eat that pussy!
502
00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:16,079
Free those serfs!
503
00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:23,000
I am Catherine
of Much Unrealized Promise,
504
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,559
and I have come to save you.
505
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,119
So firstly, be better!
506
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,799
Huzzah.
507
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:34,480
Read books, agree with me
and wake up to the fact you're shit,
508
00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:38,799
but noble at heart and ready to rise!
509
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:44,799
I think we must have
more concrete plans.
510
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,240
- Who are you again?
- Orlo!
511
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:54,440
Where did he go?
512
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680
To Russia.
513
00:30:57,319 --> 00:31:00,160
We ride to the future together!
514
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,000
Don't say "neigh," say "yay"!
515
00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:11,960
Everyone, dance!
516
00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:14,400
Until you throw up!
517
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,640
Brilliant!
518
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,559
No one may leave the dance floor
until they have.
519
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,079
God, so...
520
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,920
I feel a bit...
521
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,720
She said dance, you fuckers!
Dance!
522
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:38,440
- Let me go!
- I'm very, very annoyed at you!
523
00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:45,119
- All good?
- Quiet.
524
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Unlock it.
525
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,839
And you, go downstairs and start
telling the servants about Peter.
526
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,400
I'm telling now?
I thought I wasn't telling.
527
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,599
Life evolves.
528
00:32:58,839 --> 00:33:01,039
- I might need something.
- How 'bout I don't beat you?
529
00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:03,119
How 'bout you do,
and I'm naked when you do it?
530
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,240
Fine. Just go.
531
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,279
You're okay.
You're okay. You're okay.
532
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,519
- It's okay.
- Fuck off!
533
00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:49,079
- Tatyana, try and--
- I understand.
534
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,680
Best friends with the empress!
535
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:54,680
Always sucking up to the top,
that's fucking you.
536
00:33:54,759 --> 00:33:57,279
Rode Peter,
and now you'll ride Catherine.
537
00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:59,720
I wanted to ask you if you'd heard
the rumor, but fuck off yourselves.
538
00:33:59,799 --> 00:34:01,440
- What rumor? George.
- No.
539
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:02,880
Tell me. Ignore her.
540
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,640
Something weird's going on, isn't it?
541
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,559
There's a rumor Peter died
on the way to Sweden.
542
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,639
- What?
- Died.
543
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,119
Drowned or something.
And she knows, and she won't tell us.
544
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:21,960
She is acting weird.
545
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:24,679
Yeah. I don't know.
I just wondered if you'd heard it?
546
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,119
- No.
- Right.
547
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,239
Well, don't tell anyone,
because it could be bullshit.
548
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,440
And she's not acting weird.
549
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:33,000
The more you know her,
you realize she's mad.
550
00:34:33,079 --> 00:34:35,199
I'm actually a bit scared
of what she's capable of.
551
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,559
Why wouldn't she tell us?
552
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:40,320
Because maybe he didn't drown, Arkady.
Maybe she killed him.
553
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,079
He can't be fucking dead.
554
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,840
Anyway, keep it between us.
I hate gossip!
555
00:34:56,599 --> 00:34:58,760
What's wrong with you two?
I'm finding it quite fun.
556
00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:01,119
Have you heard what they're saying?
557
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,519
- Everything's spinning.
- I know.
558
00:35:55,639 --> 00:35:58,159
Fuck that Katya.
You need to kill her.
559
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,519
- What?
- There are lines people can't cross.
560
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:04,039
I won't allow it.
Cut her fucking head off before dessert.
561
00:36:04,119 --> 00:36:05,119
I...
562
00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:09,639
Remember the heads,
when I first came?
563
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,400
Catherine, she just attacked your rule
in a way you must react to.
564
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,119
You can't allow people to degrade you.
That's what Pugachev is doing.
565
00:36:17,199 --> 00:36:20,239
Not in your own court.
You must smash back.
566
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,400
I said they could tell the truth.
567
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,119
The progressives would hate me,
feel I betrayed them.
568
00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:29,719
Yes, I suppose they would.
569
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,519
I hadn't seen that.
570
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,840
You're so clever.
571
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,000
Why you're the empress, I guess.
572
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:41,760
Why are you here?
573
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,199
I'm here because I'm your friend.
574
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,119
- You weren't.
- I am now.
575
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,880
You see that, don't you?
576
00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:55,119
Yes.
577
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:06,360
Other small problem is that the rumor
of Peter's death is sweeping court.
578
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,079
What?
579
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:13,280
That he and his horse
fell through the ice on a lake,
580
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,360
and he fucking drowned,
581
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,679
and you watched it
and have not told anyone.
582
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,639
So...
583
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:26,639
You need to stand up
and tell them that's a lie.
584
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,840
Because it is, isn't it?
585
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,559
No, it's not true.
It's not true, it's not true.
586
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,480
Hello. Bad time?
587
00:37:54,559 --> 00:37:56,960
Let's just sign off on this.
588
00:37:57,039 --> 00:38:01,320
I beseech you,
which is a very big word for "end this."
589
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,719
Agree to the one church,
590
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,000
and he will abandon his flock,
leave the country.
591
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:09,159
They have no one to follow,
wander back to us.
592
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,760
Okay. Okay. Thank you, Archie.
593
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,920
Lesson learned:
Control is everything in Russia,
594
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,960
and only the church
and the empress have it.
595
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,360
Do you believe in visions?
596
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,719
It's part of the job.
597
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,360
Something is rushing up at me,
598
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,639
and it will kill me if it gets here.
599
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,199
Evening.
600
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,760
I wouldn't just burst in normally
like this,
601
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,960
as I believe manners are the fabric
that furnishes our society.
602
00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:45,119
However, when the biggest enemy
of the state, one Pugachev,
603
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:48,199
has been gunned down
by the most stylish man in the kingdom,
604
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,639
one Maxim Illyich Vaskovy,
605
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,880
I believe a little leeway can be given.
606
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,039
- You--
- Shot Pugachev.
607
00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:58,159
He begged for his life,
608
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,400
but I just smiled wryly
and put one through his eye.
609
00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:03,639
So this fake Peter is dead.
610
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,719
Fucking hell.
611
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,000
- Fake Peter is dead.
- Very fucking dead.
612
00:39:10,079 --> 00:39:12,280
I lay this gift of loyalty at your feet.
613
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,480
I think you will also enjoy
the view of my shoes
614
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,320
when you bend down to pick it up.
615
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,920
Pugachev is dead.
616
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,159
That Peter is dead.
617
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,360
Yes. Yes, now I understand.
618
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,559
Maxim.
619
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,320
God has blessed me, Archie.
I think we all see that now.
620
00:39:49,559 --> 00:39:50,480
No.
621
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:59,480
- Shit. You all right?
- I tried to open the door with my head.
622
00:39:59,559 --> 00:40:02,000
Right. What the fuck is going on?
Why are you locked in?
623
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:05,519
- Where have you been?
- I don't know. Marriage stuff.
624
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:06,880
Right.
625
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,239
What's happened?
626
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:13,199
Peter was on a horse on the ice,
and he just fucking fell through.
627
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:16,239
What?
628
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,000
Because Hugo's a cunt, and
Peter the Great won't leave him alone,
629
00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:23,079
and I was disloyal but not really,
but he's dead, so I was something.
630
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:24,960
It's not good,
because it didn't work, what I did.
631
00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:26,360
What the fuck are you talking about?
632
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,519
He was staring at me, and I reached out,
and his horse dragged him down,
633
00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:36,039
and he looked sort of bewildered
and kind of fucked off, as well.
634
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:37,599
Peter's...
What are you saying?
635
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,280
That he's dead.
636
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,320
My friend is dead.
637
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,800
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
638
00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:48,719
Fuck.
639
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:53,199
- And Catherine saw it?
- Yes, but she's mad.
640
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,519
And she won't let me tell anyone
and says it didn't happen.
641
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,559
- It did though?
- It did.
642
00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:00,280
I prefer it when I'm unconscious.
643
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,599
Yeah, just rest, my darling.
644
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:05,880
Just rest.
645
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,400
Katya, stand on the plinth.
646
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,519
What a lolly of a play.
647
00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:46,159
How scathing of me and my failings.
648
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:50,199
And how humorous to watch oneself
be fucked in the arse by a horse.
649
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,280
And how you all loved it.
650
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:56,679
So I had an idea.
651
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,079
- The regions should see it.
- They should?
652
00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:03,559
I've arranged for you to go to Siberia
for an extended writers' residency.
653
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,840
- Siberia?
- Take a coat and hat. Huzzah!
654
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,760
Huzzah!
655
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,679
Also, there is a ridiculous rumor
sweeping the halls.
656
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,639
- That Peter is dead.
- And you are lying to us about it.
657
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:16,480
He is not dead.
658
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:18,880
Pugachev is dead.
659
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:23,039
And since he was pretending to be Peter,
and Maxim killed him,
660
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:26,760
then obviously,
people have become confused.
661
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,760
And so it's Pugachev who is dead,
not Peter.
662
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:33,079
Pugachev, not Peter.
663
00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:34,800
So, desserts?
664
00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:37,800
- Peter's not dead?
- No.
665
00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:39,079
Desserts!
666
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:43,840
Empress,
I have a special delight tonight.
667
00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:47,480
Emperor Peter and I
have been working on salty dessert.
668
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,159
I would like to unveil the first.
669
00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:55,079
A salted caramel mousse with
a nut praline, also thyme salted.
670
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,039
He was very excited.
671
00:42:57,679 --> 00:42:59,599
It is a shame he is not here to see this.
672
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,400
Salty...
673
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,559
Did I tell you I'm going to try
my salt on desserts?
674
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:11,119
I have ordered
Jean-Pierre to experiment.
675
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,199
Madness, but brilliant.
676
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,000
I'll send word when we're done.
677
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,280
I love you.
My whole fucking heart and all my body
678
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,760
and whatever ineffable spirit
animates me.
679
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,679
Everything.
680
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,840
You must do the honor.
681
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,719
I...
682
00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:40,880
Formidable, no?
683
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,239
He's dead!
684
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,239
He's fucking dead!
685
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,920
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