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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:05,213 - just one more bowl Of ghost snaps. 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,471 Okay, now I just need The milk. 3 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,975 - I'll just hand it to you. 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,810 - hey, miles, how big a doof Is your brother? 5 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,437 - frankie, that's not miles. 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,523 - huh? 7 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,609 Oh, I should've known That wasn't miles. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,113 No one's lectured me On my posture since I sat down. 9 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:34,033 - that thing creeps me out, And it's ruining my appetite. 10 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:39,289 - that thing is Our school mascot. 11 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,082 The gymnastics team Always guards it 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,043 Before the big homecoming game So our rivals won't steal it. 13 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,462 Meadow's coming over later To help. 14 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:50,216 - right, because that's A two-person job. 15 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,843 - anyway, meadow Can see you guys now 16 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:52,969 But she doesn't know You're ghosts. 17 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,512 So stick to your cover story. 18 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,223 - uh, we're circus performers Hiding out 19 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,684 While we work On our new routine. 20 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,814 Seriously? 21 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,316 - don't worry, taylor. Louie and ray will be busy 22 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,152 Helping me out with my Internet commercial, hmm? 23 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,529 Pie squared is going viral. 24 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,781 And I'm not referring to what The health inspector found 25 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,617 Growing behind the fridge. 26 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,787 - michelle asked me to direct Due to the massive popularity 27 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,790 Of my online videos. 28 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,838 Remember, ladies, Only four months 29 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,592 Until swimsuit season. 30 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,970 - anyway, Just please remember, 31 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,388 No ghosting While meadow is here. 32 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:42,101 - hey, fam, guess who's got His head in the clouds. 33 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,895 - give me a fork. I'm popping him. 34 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,647 - don't. 35 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,023 - hello? Taylor? 36 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:50,193 - it's meadow, she's early. Tie your head down. 37 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,074 Meadow! So good to see you. 38 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,951 So...So... 39 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,286 So okay, hug time is over. 40 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,663 - hey, guys. 41 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,082 Oh, I don't think I've met you before. 42 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,333 - I'm miles preston. 43 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,210 Meadow, you have no idea How good it is 44 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,879 To be seen by you-- See you. 45 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,341 - nothing weird about that. [laughs] 46 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,885 Everybody sees everybody. 47 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,387 Okay, enough chitchat. 48 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,388 - well, it must be Really exciting 49 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:22,183 Living With the amazing prestons. 50 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,394 - never a dull moment. 51 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:30,275 [spooky rock music] 52 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,069 - ♪ if you move Into a haunted house ♪ 53 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,905 ♪ you gotta try To work things out ♪ 54 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,240 - ♪ so if you're living With a ghost or three ♪ 55 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:41,953 - ♪ you gotta be One big, semi-scary family ♪ 56 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:44,330 - ♪ don't know how We ended up this way ♪ 57 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,915 - ♪ but I guess You could call us ♪ 58 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,001 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 59 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:51,588 ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 60 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,756 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 61 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,385 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,512 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 63 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,847 ♪ ♪ 64 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,770 - who's ready To make a commercial? 65 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,231 - let's rock this! 66 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,359 That didn't come out As cool as I had hoped. 67 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,612 - dad, you know where The pie is I asked for? 68 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,946 - mm-hmm, boom! 69 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,284 - ooh, this is blueberry, And I kind of asked for apple. 70 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,702 - what difference does it make? 71 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,954 - [laughs] You're adorable. 72 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,790 While I have you here, Just a few tiny thoughts 73 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,791 On the jingle you wrote. 74 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,002 Only worry About the marked up areas. 75 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,462 - hmm. 76 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,297 This is all marked up! 77 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,425 - exactly. Worky-worky time. 78 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,304 - wow, how annoying Is he gonna get? 79 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,889 - annoying? No. 80 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:46,809 He's been called a genius By video blogger superfart64. 81 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,603 And I need this commercial. 82 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:49,854 It's worked for the pizza joint Down the street. 83 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,899 So please, respect his process. 84 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,567 - what'd he say about you? 85 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,861 - called me A young jennifer lawrence. 86 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,696 - okay, places everyone. 87 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,823 Michelle, where's your co-star? 88 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,286 - sorry, I was in the bakery. 89 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,788 Reading. 90 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,666 - frankie, You ruined your makeup. 91 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,501 Sometimes, I wonder If I'm the only one 92 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,419 Who cares about this project. 93 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,505 Let's just rehearse this. 94 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,508 And...Action! 95 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:22,136 - oh, hello. I didn't see you there. 96 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,515 I'm michelle hathaway. Welcome. 97 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,142 Here at pie squared, we use Only the finest ingredients 98 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,436 To bake the world's best pies, 99 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,440 But don't take my word for it. Ask my daughter. 100 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,151 - at pie squared, 101 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:42,281 Every warm slice of pie Comes with a big scoop of love. 102 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:47,078 - ♪ craving a sweet? Come in for a treat ♪ 103 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:49,330 ♪ pie squa-a-ared! ♪ 104 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,082 ♪ shoo-be-doobie Do wop do wop do ♪ 105 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,751 ♪ wah-hah! ♪ 106 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:57,213 - [laughing] Okay, how do I put this nicely? 107 00:04:57,296 --> 00:05:00,341 I can't, so I won't. 108 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,218 - what? I thought it was good. 109 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,887 - you were fantastic. - really? 110 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,724 - no. See, that's acting. 111 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,100 Michelle? - yes? 112 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,476 - perfection. 113 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,979 - oh, thank you, louie. He's so wise. 114 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,231 - and dad, anytime you want To look over my thoughts 115 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,900 On your jingle, Couldn't happen soon enough. 116 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,444 - [scoffs] Okay, just a second. 117 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,571 Louie, you're just being A little rude. 118 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,741 - sorry, pops, But I'm the director, 119 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,118 And the director is king. 120 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:30,580 All right, We're all struggling here a bit. 121 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,625 Let's just take five, Then start again. 122 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,171 Michelle, we've got problems. 123 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,006 Frankie can't act, And my dad's song 124 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:43,843 Makes me wish I lived In a world with no music. 125 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:47,722 - I blame myself. I'm outshining them. 126 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:51,476 - as hard as it is to say, we've Got to get rid of those two. 127 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:54,270 Huh, actually, It wasn't that hard to say. 128 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:57,065 - you can't fire frankie And ray. 129 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,524 It'll break my heart. 130 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:02,570 - ♪ shoo-be-doobie do wop Do wop do wow! ♪ 131 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:05,114 - get rid of 'em. 132 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,411 - do you think anyone Will recognize inchie 133 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,622 In this disguise? 134 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,956 - who's inchie? All I see 135 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,501 Is george washington In a dress. 136 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,794 [both laughing] 137 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,130 - oh, hey, guys. What a coinky-dink, 138 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,590 All three of us Ending up here 139 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:24,092 At the bakery at the same time. 140 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,010 What are we up to? 141 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,804 - we were disguising inchie. 142 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,933 Aren't you supposed to be Working on your circus routine? 143 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:35,228 Away from here? Somewhere else? 144 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,357 - nope. 145 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,151 Hey, you know what Inchie's disguise is missing? 146 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,820 A handlebar moustache. 147 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,531 - stop! 148 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,199 Hammer time. 149 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:51,410 Go inchie, go inchie. 150 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,038 - okay. 151 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,333 Anyway, I love The moustache idea. 152 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,210 Let's try it out on you. [laughs] 153 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:02,463 - okay, okay, that was fun. 154 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,925 Meadow, didn't you say You needed to use the bathroom? 155 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:07,718 - no. 156 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,346 - are you sure? - taylor, I think I'd know. 157 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:11,806 [chuckles] 158 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,728 Be right back. 159 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,982 - what are you doing? You got too close. 160 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,859 Her hands almost went Through you. 161 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:23,860 - well, I thought Since she can see me, 162 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,070 The three of us Can all hang out. 163 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,446 I think that sounds fun. 164 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,614 - it does. 165 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:33,494 Or, maybe when the three of us Are hanging out, 166 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:37,331 What if you were Sort of not there? 167 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,541 - that'd just be The two of you hanging out. 168 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,878 - thank you so much For understanding. 169 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,421 - I don't understand. 170 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:46,716 I'm your best ghost friend. Meadow's your best human friend. 171 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,551 Let's link this triangle And all hang out together. 172 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,304 - I'm sorry. In a perfect world, 173 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:53,014 It'd be great if The three of us could hang out, 174 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,390 But meadow's terrified Of ghosts. 175 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,642 This is a delicate situation. 176 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,396 We need to be alert, Ever-watchful, 177 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:01,314 Constantly on our toes, 178 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,691 And aware of our surroundings. 179 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,277 If we're not, Something bad could happen. 180 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,324 - [screams] Something bad just happened! 181 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,701 - what? 182 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,786 Inchie is gone, but I was Only talking to miles 183 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,915 For a second. - it was more than a second, 184 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,876 And it felt closer To a lecture than a talk. 185 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:25,087 - maybe we could catch them Before they get away. 186 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,007 - I hope so. That's my grandma's wig. 187 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,514 - should we feel bad We're shooting the commercial 188 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,640 Without frankie and ray? 189 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,724 - do you want it to be good? 190 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,893 - yes. - then no. 191 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,729 Michelle, I handled it Like a professional. 192 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,689 I told them we weren't gonna Shoot until later 193 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,441 And sent them To the roller rink. 194 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:49,278 Now, let's make magic. 195 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,322 - it's time to act! 196 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,827 - I still can't believe 197 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,162 What happened At the roller rink today. 198 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,789 That was embarrassing. 199 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,042 - I think I handled myself Pretty well. 200 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:07,505 I don't wanna fall! I don't wanna fall! 201 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,257 - you literally can't bruise. 202 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,343 The stakes couldn't be Any lower. 203 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:15,137 - s-slow down, you maniac! 204 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,140 Stupid wheel feet. 205 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,685 Promise me you won't tell Anyone what happened. 206 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,937 - I don't make promises I can't keep. 207 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,023 - here at pie squared, We're a family-owned bakery 208 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,858 That uses Only the finest ingredients 209 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,278 To bake the world's best pies. 210 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:34,031 But don't take my word for it. Ask my daughter. 211 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,910 - at pie squared, Every warm slice of pie comes 212 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:42,665 With a big old scoop of love. I love you, mommy. 213 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,749 - I love you too, frankie. 214 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,836 - what? They replaced me? 215 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,672 That is so offensive. - you're right. 216 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,382 She really is good. 217 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,719 - nobody fires Frankie hathaway. 218 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,929 Time to sabotage This commercial. 219 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,889 You in? - frankie! 220 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,683 It'd be completely inappropriate For me as an adult to-- 221 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,561 - ♪ it would be nice If you came out ♪ 222 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,689 ♪ for a slice of pie squared ♪ 223 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:10,651 - they changed My perfect jingle! 224 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,822 Oh, now, I'm mad. [laughs] 225 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,328 - no sign of inchie. 226 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,204 Turns out, cops don't Take you seriously 227 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,124 When you report A missing worm judge. 228 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,501 - well, I've got good news And bad news. 229 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:31,672 The good news is. Whoever took Inchie left behind this note. 230 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,466 - what's the bad news? 231 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,845 - he's out there Without his moustache. 232 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,640 - "Happy homecoming, losers." 233 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,351 Could this get any worse? 234 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,560 - hey, taylor. 235 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,146 - yup. 236 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,606 - we just stopped by to help you Take inchie to the game. 237 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,484 - ooh, by the way, Where is he? 238 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,903 - whoa, whoa, whoa. 239 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,446 How do I know you're not Being bribed by the other team 240 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,114 To get information out of me? 241 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:01,077 In fact, how do I know you're Actually sophie and susan? 242 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,119 [both laughing] 243 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,747 [laughs loudly] 244 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,958 - wow, you're really Taking this seriously. 245 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,835 - which is great, Because we don't want to be 246 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,046 The first gymnastics team In school history 247 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,923 To lose our mascot For homecoming. 248 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,343 - oh, I know. Everyone would hate our guts... 249 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,427 Forever. 250 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,971 Okay, see you at the game. 251 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,352 - this is horrible. Where the heck is that worm? 252 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,188 - davis drycleaners. 253 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,024 The note's written on the back Of one of their receipts. 254 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,944 That's probably where They're hiding inchie. 255 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,571 - of course! Brian davis is the quarterback 256 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,241 On the rival team. His parents own that place. 257 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,784 Miles, I need you To come with me. 258 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,035 I might need ghosting help. 259 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,414 - ho, ho, ho. Now, you want my help. 260 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,999 Earlier, I remember A certain someone 261 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,919 Telling me they didn't want me Around so much. 262 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,881 It was you. 263 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,093 - okay, I didn't find inchie, 264 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:02,471 But if we put legs and a face On this banana, 265 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,390 What do we have? 266 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308 - a banana with legs And a face? 267 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,644 - you're right. 268 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,105 It just doesn't work Without grammy's wig. 269 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,942 - don't worry, we think we know Where inchie is. 270 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,068 Miles and I are off to get him. 271 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,611 - oh, great. I'm coming with. 272 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,863 - no! 273 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,781 I mean, that's not necessary. 274 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,577 - tay, I am not about to abandon My best friend on this mission. 275 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,705 Plus, this will give me time To get to know miles better. 276 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,706 Like, what's his favorite color? 277 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,417 Is he a dog person Or a cat person? 278 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,794 Does he have a nickname? 279 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:36,338 - lavender, dogs, And dimples mccutey. 280 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,591 - [laughs] 281 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,342 Miles, you're so funny. 282 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,179 We'll be like The three musketeers. 283 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,138 Group hug! 284 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,265 - [screams] 285 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,021 Whoa, that was awesome! 286 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,273 - circus acrobat, remember? 287 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,692 - I love this guy. Now, come on. 288 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,027 If we're gonna Get back inchie, 289 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,612 We're gonna have to all Work together. 290 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,571 - [chuckles] 291 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,198 - the three of us together? 292 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,700 - we need to go! 293 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,578 - don't worry, I'll be careful! 294 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,997 Starting now. 295 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,465 - okay, guys, just act casual, 296 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,677 Like we're not here To steal a giant worm. 297 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,306 - [whistling] 298 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,559 The whistling means I'm casual. 299 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,146 - [whispering] It kind of doesn't. 300 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,814 - so what's our game plan? 301 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,400 - dimples, You distract the owner 302 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,736 While taylor and I Sneak into the back. 303 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,321 - miles can't talk to her! 304 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:45,699 He's a loner, a bad boy. He goes against the rules. 305 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,829 You talk to her. Miles and I will 306 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,664 Sneak into the back. - okay, 307 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,083 But don't let her see you. 308 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,000 - that should not be a problem. 309 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,462 - hello, can I help you? 310 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,548 - yes, I am here To get my pants hemmed. 311 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,675 That's a real thing. 312 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:06,929 - great, well, Let's have a look-see. 313 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,682 Right over here, please. 314 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,434 Okay. Well, 315 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,812 These pants seem to be The perfect length already. 316 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,523 - what? You sound like my mom. 317 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,276 Come on, can't a girl Show a little ankle? 318 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,280 - how awesome is this? 319 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,448 You, me, and meadow At the dry cleaners 320 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,910 Searching for a worm. Pinch me. 321 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,454 - I wish I could. 322 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,707 Keep looking. 323 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,795 - inchie! - I beg your pardon? 324 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,046 - huh? 325 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,466 Uh, one more inchie... Off my hemmie. 326 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,803 Thanksie. 327 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,930 [whistling] 328 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:51,807 - great rehearsal, ladies. 329 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,184 Now, this one's for real. 330 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,186 Places! 331 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,813 - I still don't understand why 332 00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,690 I'm not allowed To see the director. 333 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,066 - haven't you ever been In a commercial before? 334 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,776 This is what happens. - yes, I have, 335 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,445 And no, it's not. 336 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,697 - listen, pig tails, This is how the guy works, 337 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,365 So buck up and get onboard. You don't want 338 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,200 To mess with me because I-- - we're filming! 339 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,621 - oh, hello, I didn't see you there. 340 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,915 I'm michelle hathaway. Welcome. 341 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,959 - you know what this performance Is missing? 342 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,755 - a big old scoop Of ray preston. 343 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,923 - and...Action. 344 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,594 - here at pie squared... We're a family-owned bakery 345 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,639 That uses the finest ingredients To bake the world's best pies. 346 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,017 But don't take my word for it. 347 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,603 Just ask my phony, Fake daughter. 348 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,149 - I thought we weren't Supposed to change the words. 349 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,901 -oh, I love you too, angel. 350 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:46,111 You're my little pumpkin pie. 351 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,078 - you're a freak! 352 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,537 - really? Would a freak do this? 353 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,539 [clucking like a chicken] - [screams] Yes! 354 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,293 [doorbell jingles] 355 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,795 [laughs] 356 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,131 - okay. [chuckles] I have a few notes. 357 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,761 - [laughs] 358 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,520 - guys, I found him! 359 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,564 - [gasps] How do we get up there? 360 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,066 - miles, would you Give me a boost? 361 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:28,320 - uh, sure. You have a terrific smile. 362 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,699 - not a confidence boost, A boost up. 363 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,575 But thank you. 364 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,328 - mrs. Davis is coming. Hide! 365 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,423 - how does she not see him? 366 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,384 - she probably thinks He's a mannequin. 367 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,681 - now, where is that pantsuit? 368 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,850 Both: uh-ohh! 369 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,102 - try and hide! 370 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:12,614 - [clucking like a chicken] [laughs] 371 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,907 I don't remember Doing any of this. 372 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,952 - you're usually such a pro. 373 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,120 What got into you? 374 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,705 - [snickers like ray] 375 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,832 - dad. - ray. 376 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,002 - [snickers] I guess you caught us. 377 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,295 - hey, mom, who am I? 378 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,255 [clucking like a chicken] - [laughs] 379 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,090 - I can't believe you two Would do this to me. 380 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,176 You destroyed my commercial. 381 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,303 - well, you destroyed Our feelings. 382 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,139 - look, I was just trying To make a great commercial. 383 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,184 This thing was never About egos. 384 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,607 - louie, you were Incredibly rude, 385 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,484 And what's worse, dishonest. 386 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,570 - let me go on record and say I fought for both of you. 387 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,656 - look, I'm sorry. 388 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,868 It's just that I was so excited Michelle wanted my expertise. 389 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,162 It was nice feeling wanted. 390 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,747 That almost never happens, 391 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,917 And by "Almost never," I mean never. 392 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,418 - you know what? 393 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,505 I guess I could've been More open to your suggestions. 394 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,634 And, louie, You should always feel wanted. 395 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,012 - thanks, dad. 396 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,847 - turn off your jacket, son. 397 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,183 - no. 398 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,936 - and, frankie, I never Should've fired my own daughter. 399 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,481 When I say it out loud, It sounds really obvious. 400 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,733 - I got to admit, I didn't like 401 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,401 Seeing someone else Take my place. 402 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:36,198 - oh, no one can replace you. You're one-of-a-kind. 403 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,492 - ray cried at the roller rink! 404 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,661 - frankie! - what? 405 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,163 I held it in for 20 minutes. 406 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,548 - [bell dings] 407 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,759 - coming. 408 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,344 - all right, You made it over there. 409 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,555 Just unhook inchie, And let's get out of here. 410 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,723 - oh, is that what we should do? 411 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,725 - taylor, I think I'm slipping. 412 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,602 - don't let go. - I can't hang on. 413 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,396 - miles, do something. - like what? 414 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,815 I'm only human, remember? 415 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,943 - I'm going to drop down. Miles, catch me. 416 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,236 - don't think That's a good idea. 417 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,487 - yeah, not gonna work. 418 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,239 - why not? - because-- 419 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,448 Miles, tell her. - no, that's okay. 420 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,199 You can tell her. - no, I insist. 421 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,159 - no, I insist. - guys! 422 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,414 Ah! 423 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,708 What just happened? How'd you do that? 424 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,919 - you know, I happen to have Cat-like reflexes. 425 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,756 - [screams] 426 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,717 - except that time. 427 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,719 - you got it! 428 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,804 - mom! It's time to go to the game! 429 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,015 Hey, what are you girls Doing here? 430 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,852 - girls? Dimples mccutey is no girl. 431 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,355 - you lose, davis. We're taking back our worm. 432 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,025 - you're not taking inchie Anywhere. 433 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,027 - that's what you think! 434 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,404 Run! 435 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,955 [all laughing] - how awesome was today? 436 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,625 I still have a sock From the laundry basket. 437 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,292 - [laughs] 438 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,045 - miles, you were great. 439 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,922 - yeah, we never would've Gotten inchie back 440 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,173 If it weren't for you. 441 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,759 - oh, please. It was a group effort. 442 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,303 You know, after I figured out Where he was. 443 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,430 And I saved meadow From falling. 444 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,307 And I created a diversion. 445 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,935 And I-- - okay, thank you. 446 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,269 - guys, I got to tell you. 447 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,105 Today was the most fun I've ever had. 448 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,900 The three of us should Definitely hang out more. 449 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,613 - actually, today was fun, 450 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,199 But you probably won't be Seeing much of me. 451 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,826 It's a busy life For us circus folk. 452 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,037 [audience "Awws"] 453 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,832 - you know, I was just thinking. 454 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,753 Sure, it may be tricky With you being an... 455 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,297 Acrobat... 456 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,925 But I say we find A way to make it work. 457 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,469 After all, we are The three musketeers, right? 458 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,597 - yes! [laughs] 459 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,349 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's cool. 460 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,018 - [laughs] That's great. 461 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,438 So, what should be Our next mission? 462 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:18,110 Both: the game! - let's go! 463 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,863 And before this night ends, We are doing that group hug. 464 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,032 Both, weakly: yay. 465 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,081 [laughter] 466 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,125 - this is my commercial? 467 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,543 - you're welcome. 468 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,086 - but it's just a loop Of michelle 469 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:38,505 Sticking her face in a pie Over and over again. 470 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:39,881 - it's a masterpiece. 471 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,427 - well, you know what they say. 472 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,887 There's no such thing As bad publicity. 473 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,347 [laughs] - louie, you need 474 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,849 To remove this From the internet right-- 475 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,643 - wow, 16,000 hits. 476 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,813 - right after it plays For a few months. 477 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,151 I really am a star. 478 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,778 [laughter] 34377

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