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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,423 - mom, could you be a doll And grab me that pillow? 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,382 - excuse me? 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,676 You may get it yourself, Young lady. 4 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,344 - perfect timing. 5 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,596 Louie, could you be a lamb and Levitate that vase over here? 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,350 - you got it, frankzilla. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,271 Oops, sorry. 8 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,231 - no worries, bud. Try again. 9 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,691 Float me over that piano bench And that lamp. 10 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:28,361 - that's almost too easy. 11 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,828 - ah, perfecto. 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,329 - wait, what's going on here? 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,456 - simple. 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,624 I know you so well That I figured out exactly 15 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,500 How you mess up. 16 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:46,129 I ask for a vase, I get a pillow. 17 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,131 - this is an outrage! 18 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:49,758 - that's enough, frankie. 19 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:50,842 I'm tired of you messing With people in this house. 20 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,386 - I don't mess with people. 21 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,140 - I beg to differ. 22 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,310 - in my defense, That was meant for taylor. 23 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,519 - I am done. For one whole week, 24 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,646 You are forbidden to harass Anyone in this house. 25 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,898 Understood? 26 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,650 - but harassing is my favorite After-school activity. 27 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,319 - yeah, I noticed. 28 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,071 Well, it stops now, or I will Confiscate your phone 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,239 And your tablet. 30 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:14,824 - thank you, michelle. 31 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,368 Now that I know frankie Won't be messing with me, 32 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:22,332 I can relax and haunt Like a rock star. 33 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,501 What's that? You got nothing? 34 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:25,668 Thought so! 35 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,505 Time to roll. 36 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:35,553 [spooky rock music] 37 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,348 - ♪ if you move Into a haunted house ♪ 38 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,184 ♪ you gotta try To work things out ♪ 39 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,311 - ♪ so if you're living With a ghost or three ♪ 40 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:47,232 - ♪ you gotta be One big, semi-scary family ♪ 41 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,609 - ♪ don't know How we ended up this way ♪ 42 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,194 - ♪ but I guess You could call us ♪ 43 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,030 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 44 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,866 ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,035 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 46 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,871 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,791 - ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪ 48 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,209 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,256 - hey, girls. 50 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,257 - hey, meadow. 51 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,675 - would you look at us? 52 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,094 Walking the halls, Having some laughs, 53 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,471 Giving me a cool nickname. 54 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,974 - we haven't given you A nickname. 55 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:25,562 - which is why I made This handy list of suggestions. 56 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,813 - meadowrella, 57 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:31,818 The dough dog, mayor mcmeadow... 58 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,823 Scott tomlinson. 59 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,410 - I'm not sure I get that one, But I'll write it down. 60 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,578 - no, scott tomlinson. 61 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,622 Taylor's had a crush On him for months. 62 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,416 - what's so great about him? 63 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:51,296 I mean, besides the silky hair, The steely eyes, the chiseled-- 64 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,673 Okay, I get it now. 65 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:54,632 - too bad he'll never know Who I am. 66 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,926 - come on. 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,762 We just have to find a way To get him to notice you. 68 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,806 Fyi, I can get you A pretty sweet deal 69 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,101 On a flock of doves. 70 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,269 - he's so cute. - perfect! 71 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,730 What time do you want The doves delivered? 72 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:12,692 P.S., they'll bite If you show fear. 73 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:15,778 - or I bake him a good luck cake For his upcoming game. 74 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,155 - taylor, are you sure About this? 75 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,364 Sometimes these super-cute Varsity jocks 76 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,951 Can be super-cute jerks. - hey, everyone, pipe down! 77 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:22,994 - see? 78 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:26,414 [cat meowing] 79 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:32,629 All: aww! 80 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,255 - sorry I raised my voice, guys. 81 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:39,344 I was just worried about This lost little fella. 82 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:42,305 - oh, I'm baking that boy A cake. 83 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:49,270 - [screams] 84 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,981 - what's goin' on? [screams] 85 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,818 I mean, I like your hair. 86 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:56,819 What's wrong? 87 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,655 - it was terrible. I was asleep. 88 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,990 I heard chains rattling, And when I opened my eyes, 89 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,035 I saw some hideous creature Floating above my bed. 90 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,828 - lucky. 91 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,122 - it was not lucky. The whole house was shaking. 92 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,833 - I hope everything's okay... 93 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,127 With my scott cake. 94 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,838 - I think I know What's going on. 95 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,132 This house has ghosts. 96 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,052 I mean, other ghosts. 97 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,429 - I don't know who this joker Thinks he is, 98 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,182 But I say we catch him And hit him 99 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,935 With one whopper of a lecture. 100 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,938 - my cake's okay. 101 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:33,690 You should get a brush. 102 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,110 - I can't believe another ghost Would dare haunt my house. 103 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:42,365 Have they not heard about me? 104 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,951 - are those footie pajamas? 105 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,662 - let's stay on point. 106 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,455 - it's probably A squatter ghost. 107 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,707 They come into the house Uninvited 108 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,041 And try to scare everyone out. 109 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,710 - I say bring it on. 110 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,045 No one's going to squat On louie preston. 111 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:00,591 You come into my house, I'm gonna flush you out. 112 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,596 - oh, man. 113 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,975 You said flush, and then you-- - frankie. 114 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,853 - did your best. 115 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,062 - I got to go. 116 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,398 Little help? 117 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,484 [toilet flushing] 118 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,242 - the cake is in the locker. 119 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,619 - is that code for something? 120 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:33,207 - it's code for I put the cake In scott's locker. 121 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,876 What's in the cage? 122 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:39,756 - I got you a dove. 123 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,759 Fyi, if you care About your fingertip, 124 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,344 Do not pet it. 125 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,763 - oh, my gosh. Here he comes. 126 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:47,930 Hey, scott. 127 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,099 It's me. 128 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,601 Taylor hathaway. 129 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,186 - hey. 130 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,772 - so, find anything Interesting in your locker? 131 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:59,192 - um, no. 132 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,612 Nothing worth mentioning. 133 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,573 So, I'm gonna go now. 134 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,495 - what was that? 135 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,581 - maybe he just didn't see it In there. 136 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,375 - pretty sure he did. 137 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:22,131 Not interested? 138 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:28,387 - boy, that guy Does not like cake. 139 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,015 - good thing We didn't use the dove. 140 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,978 - all right. 141 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,272 Let's show this creep This is a no-haunting house. 142 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,733 Louie, set up the ghost camera. 143 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,986 Dad, turn on the ghost trap. 144 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,364 I'll put out the scones. 145 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,282 [sniffs] 146 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,868 We're not animals. 147 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,495 - okay. 148 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,580 All ready for bed. 149 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,667 - it's only 7:00. 150 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,502 - that's what you're Going to sleep in? 151 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:00,878 - I'm gonna be on camera, right? - yes. 152 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,588 - then yes. 153 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,716 So, how's all This going to work? 154 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,510 - okay, at bedtime you'll sleep On the couch 155 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,011 While we keep watch. 156 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,681 When this ghost trap senses Haunting vibrations, 157 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,349 The lid drops and wham! 158 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:16,352 We've got our ghost squatter. 159 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:17,562 - are you sure it's safe? 160 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,022 - relax, we won't let anything 161 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,150 Happen to you, bait. 162 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,527 I mean, michelle. 163 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,533 - I can't believe scott Turned out to be such a mean, 164 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:34,871 Cake-hating, Chocolate-smearing jerk. 165 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,873 - who knew there was a heart Of darkness 166 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:41,252 Behind those steely eyes, Silky hair, and chisel-- 167 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,880 - thank you, meadow. 168 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,091 I just wish there was A way to teach him a lesson. 169 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,384 - payback, huh? 170 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,928 - yeah, but I could never Do anything like that. 171 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,305 - right. 172 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,515 You could never do anything Like that. 173 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,893 - I'm just going To forget about it. 174 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,477 - exactly. 175 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:02,565 You can just forget All about it. 176 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,111 - what are you winking at? 177 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:11,157 - did I wink? 178 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,826 - I'm gonna get us Something to drink. 179 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,413 - psst. 180 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:21,000 Ponytail. 181 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,044 I couldn't help but overhear Your conversation 182 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,337 With my sister. 183 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,379 - what about it? 184 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,048 - so, here's the thing. 185 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,009 I've been told I can't tease, Mock, or torture anyone 186 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,510 In my family. 187 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,512 You're looking for revenge, And I'm looking for a way 188 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,973 To mess up someone's day. 189 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,141 You interested? 190 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,603 - what you got in mind? 191 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:44,148 - here's a few samples Of my work. 192 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,656 - you're hired. 193 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:01,707 [low rumbling] 194 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,671 [device beeping] 195 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,297 - we got him! 196 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:13,636 - oh, yeah, that's what happens When you mess with the prestons! 197 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,388 - guys, where's my mom? 198 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,932 [piano rumbling] 199 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:28,651 - thank you, one and all, for Staying awake and protecting me. 200 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:34,532 - must not tease. 201 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,284 - you ladies step back, 202 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,537 'cause I'm guessing we're about To see one nasty, ugly, 203 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:44,000 Terrifying-- 204 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,712 All: miles? 205 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:51,090 - hey, guys. Did we get him? 206 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,341 Wait. 207 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,927 Why am I-- 208 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,679 No! 209 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,685 - what? 210 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,186 Excuse me, spock ears. 211 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,398 - hey, I find that nickname Very offensive. 212 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:12,361 My name is turdlington. 213 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,362 Know what? 214 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,698 Just call me spock ears. 215 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,743 - why are you putting books In scott tomlinson's locker? 216 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,453 - this is my locker. 217 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:21,871 - your locker? - yeah. 218 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,415 And by the way, You really upset my girlfriend 219 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:27,335 With your little love cake. 220 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:31,047 - wait, wait, so your girlfriend Smashed the cake in my locker? 221 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,131 Wait, wait, You have a girlfriend? 222 00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:36,302 - that's right. 223 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,221 This vulcan's off-limits. 224 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,101 - guys, I know You've been wondering. 225 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:48,898 I nursed that lost kitten back To health and found its mama. 226 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,649 His name is kirby. 227 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,529 - [whispering] I love you. 228 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,075 - taylor, I've got great news. 229 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,160 - mine's better. I just found Out that it wasn't scott 230 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,245 Who smeared the cake. I put it in the wrong locker. 231 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,538 He's not a jerk. 232 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,082 What's your great news? 233 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,626 - I put a touch-sensitive Football filled with mustard 234 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,630 In scott's backpack, that's set To explode when he takes it out. 235 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,591 But it doesn't sound So great now. 236 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,759 - mustard? 237 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,928 All over scott? 238 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,889 Sensitive, kitten-saving scott? 239 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,140 - I also included A five-page note 240 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,143 About what a jerk he is And signed it "Taylor hathaway." 241 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,437 - what? 242 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,482 - plus a photo of you, In case he forgot who you were. 243 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,775 - why would you do that? 244 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,485 I said I didn't want To do anything. 245 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:39,490 - and you didn't do anything. 246 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,200 - you really need to stop that. 247 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,666 - the horror! The horror! 248 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,084 - I know. 249 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:53,129 That eye patch on michelle Was not a good look. 250 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,880 - not that. 251 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,925 I can't believe I'm the ghost Who's been haunting her. 252 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,552 Why don't I remember it? 253 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,095 - because you were Sleep-haunting. 254 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,805 It happens when a friendly Ghost like you 255 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,099 Doesn't haunt enough When he's awake. 256 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,559 - you're just lucky I didn't wake up. 257 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:10,604 Could've really hurt you, bro. 258 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,607 - it's snuggle time. [laughs] 259 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:18,112 - if you'll excuse me. 260 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:21,907 - you got to help me. I'm a monster. 261 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,910 - son, the only way You'll stop sleep-haunting 262 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:25,953 Is to haunt while you're awake. 263 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,497 You got to get it out Of your system. 264 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,834 - haunt? On purpose? 265 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,337 Well, If that's what it's gonna take. 266 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,383 - miles, are you saying What I think you're saying? 267 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:44,054 - dad, let's haunt. 268 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:48,058 - I've been waiting a long time To hear those words! 269 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,230 - I still can't believe You put an exploding, 270 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,025 Mustard-filled football In scott tomlinson's backpack. 271 00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:01,405 - so, we're not at The laughing-about-it stage yet? 272 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,823 Guess not. 273 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,826 - all right. We need that ball. 274 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,286 You go over and talk to scott, 275 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,663 While I sneak up behind him And take his bag. 276 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,999 - cool, our first mission. 277 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:16,212 Operation: get the bag. 278 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:21,050 You should name Future operations. 279 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,718 Hi, scott. Looking forward to practice? 280 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:27,097 - practice. Thanks for reminding me. 281 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,977 - he took the bag Into the boys' locker room. 282 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,145 - yeah, that's not good. 283 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,899 Now what? 284 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,067 I am not going in there. 285 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,610 - do you have a better plan? 286 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,403 - actually-- - that doesn't involve doves? 287 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,490 - I do not. 288 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,366 - what are we gonna do? 289 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,243 All: crush 'em. 290 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,994 - and how are we gonna do it? 291 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:49,870 All: by crushing 'em. 292 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,622 - and then what're we gonna do? 293 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,166 All: crush 'em again. 294 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,501 - no. 295 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,961 We're gonna go read To the elderly. 296 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,505 You guys saw my sign-up sheet, Right? 297 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,006 All: yeah! 298 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,179 - what up, fellas? 299 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,973 You got room For two more recruits? 300 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,898 - let's crush stuff! 301 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,858 All: yeah! 302 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,073 - how'd the haunting go? 303 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,241 - tough day out there. 304 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,452 Tough day. 305 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,288 - I can only haunt When I'm angry. 306 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:36,000 I tried, but I just couldn't Get mad at anything. 307 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:39,545 I'm so frustrated I could... 308 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:43,465 Hand out these lollipops. 309 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,259 - you sicken me. 310 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,345 Ooh, lemon! 311 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,722 - hello? 312 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,975 If anybody in this room can make Miles angry, it's me. 313 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,269 Have you seen my work? 314 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,646 - it's true. She has a gift. 315 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,148 - thanks, louis, But as you know, 316 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,901 My talents haven't Been appreciated of late. 317 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,320 - please, michelle, Let frankie loose. 318 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,072 I can't stand the thought Of haunting you again. 319 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,284 - you saw yourself In those pigtails, right? 320 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,493 - mmm. 321 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,787 All right, frankie. 322 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,413 I know I sound like An awful mother right now, 323 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,875 But be yourself. 324 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:22,588 - I didn't hear "Please." 325 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,382 - I said it with my eyes. 326 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,635 - yes, ma'am. 327 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,266 - now's our chance. 328 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,644 Let's just grab scott's bag And get out of here. 329 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,021 - don't forget the note. 330 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,898 - and the note. 331 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,149 - and the photo. 332 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,943 - you're killing me. 333 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,570 [whistle blows] 334 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,364 - okay, guys. 335 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,575 Let's see some inchworm spirit! 336 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,827 All: yeah! 337 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,330 - yeah! 338 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,168 Who are you guys? 339 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,422 - uh, we're The new transfer students. 340 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,634 And we're boys. 341 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,052 - kind of scrawny-looking. 342 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,136 - I get that from my mom. 343 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,889 Some people think we're sisters. 344 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,683 - uh, what he meant to say was, 345 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,477 Drink plenty of water, yo. 346 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,562 - thank you. 347 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,398 Someone read my pamphlet On hydration. 348 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,192 All: yeah! 349 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,362 - oh, no, the ball. 350 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,989 [both screaming] 351 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,371 - it didn't explode. Maybe we're okay. 352 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,207 - dude, I think something's Wrong with your football. 353 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,208 [football ticking] 354 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,918 It's making noise. 355 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,795 - oh, it's gonna blow. - I'm sure it's fine. 356 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,131 Toss it back and put some heat On it this time, huh? 357 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:55,222 - no! 358 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,856 - what is going on? 359 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:08,026 - uh, it's kind of a long story. 360 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,570 I thought this football Was going to explode, 361 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,531 But obviously I was... 362 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,244 Right. 363 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,793 - what if frankie can't get Miles mad enough to scare? 364 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,128 - please, ray. 365 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,880 I've seen her Make a grown man cry. 366 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:32,384 - that was one time. 367 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,136 Well? How'd it go? 368 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,305 - in all my years of tormenting, I've never met 369 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,682 Someone I couldn't break. 370 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,101 Until today. 371 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,770 I destroyed sock puppets, Bow ties, 372 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,064 Sock puppets wearing bow ties. 373 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,650 The kid won't crack. 374 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,985 - I'm the worst. 375 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,779 I'm too happy. 376 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:56,825 - it's making me angry just Watching him not get angry. 377 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,494 - the worst part of this is 378 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,748 I disappointed the people Who I love more than anything. 379 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,000 My family. 380 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,128 - wait, family, that's it. 381 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,756 Follow my lead. 382 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,008 Miles, you are a disappointment, 383 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,551 But at least You're not half as bad 384 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,721 As your dumb little brother. - excuse me? 385 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,558 - I'm sure she didn't mean-- - that's right, dumb. 386 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,684 I would've used a bigger word, 387 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,688 But you wouldn't Have understood it. 388 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,859 - the good name of louie preston Will not be insulted like that. 389 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,738 Game on. 390 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,741 Game over. 391 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:38,867 - guys, please stop arguing. 392 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,868 It's very upsetting. 393 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,119 - you know what upsets me? 394 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,081 Listening to ray Play his saxophone. 395 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,541 Or should I say, His stinks-a-phone? 396 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,709 - [gasps] 397 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,877 - michelle! 398 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,379 - you don't like jazz, huh? 399 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,507 Guess your bad taste in music Goes perfectly 400 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,633 With your bad taste in pies. 401 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,844 - dad! 402 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,886 - how dare you? 403 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,181 [overlapping arguing] 404 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,058 - and I'm gonna tell you Short shorts 405 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,644 Are coming back into style! 406 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,730 - silence! 407 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,943 [rumbling] 408 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,653 What is going on here? 409 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,738 We don't fight. We are a family! 410 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,909 This is a house of love! 411 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,579 - whoa. - awesome. 412 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:28,000 - he did it. He's haunting. 413 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,167 - [roars] 414 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,627 [both screaming] 415 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,339 - come again! 416 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,259 - hey. 417 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,302 Taylor, right? 418 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,761 - hey, scott. 419 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,639 I mean, scott, right? 420 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,099 - look, Sorry about that football. 421 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,642 That was so weird. 422 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,313 But still not as weird As you in the boys' locker room. 423 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,773 - yeah, you know, I was just 424 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,568 Doing undercover research 425 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:58,780 For a paper On locker room benches... 426 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,199 And stuff. 427 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:05,120 - well, it was hysterical. 428 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,497 Plus, you totally saved me. 429 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,957 I'm super-allergic to mustard. 430 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627 - you are? - my bad. 431 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,630 - if that hit me, I would've Had to miss our first game. 432 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,839 Not to mention, Pet adoption day. 433 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,382 - this weekend at the mall? 434 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,760 No way, I'm totally Going to that. 435 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,512 - me too. Maybe we should hang out. 436 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,264 - wow. 437 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,058 Um--I--wow. 438 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:30,646 - yes. Her answer is yes. 439 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,440 - awesome. See you then. 440 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,736 [both screaming] 441 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,030 - he totally likes you. 442 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,365 - this is crazy. 443 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,742 - listen, taylor. I'm really sorry. 444 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,911 I shouldn't have gotten you Into this mess 445 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,995 In the first place. 446 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,497 - are you kidding? 447 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,959 Because of you, I took a chance And talked to scott. 448 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,794 I'm glad you're my friend, Marsh-meadow. 449 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:54,628 - thanks. 450 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:55,671 Wait. 451 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,173 Marsh-meadow? 452 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,217 My nickname? - do you like it? 453 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:00,968 - I love it, taylor-tot! 454 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,304 - no. - got it. 455 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,102 - now that's what I call Getting it out of your system. 456 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,353 Nice haunt, son. 457 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,730 Did you see those people run? 458 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,815 - yes, I did. 459 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,901 Right into the bakery Across the street. 460 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,361 - well, I'm glad it's all over, 461 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,613 But I couldn't have done it Without frankie. 462 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,033 - it was easy once I remembered How much family means to you. 463 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,078 - and louie was Super-convincing, too. 464 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,538 - yeah. 465 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,873 Thanks for going along With all my fake insults, pal. 466 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,625 - what? I mean, yeah. 467 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,379 Totally aware that's what we Were doin' back there. 468 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,341 - hey, louie, could you float That napkin over here? 469 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,510 Here comes my piece of cake. 470 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,853 - oopsie. 471 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,605 Here's your napkin. 472 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,608 Eat up. 32210

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