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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,568 Take a break. 2 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,113 Darwin, fix the central light. 3 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:00,115 Very good, people, but I need more strength, 4 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,160 more passion and more dynamism. 5 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,620 Rest for now. 6 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,133 Dieguito, how did the photos come out? 7 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,300 Fine. 8 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,220 I will call you when I have them. When is the opening? 9 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,265 Friday. What did you think? 10 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:29,103 To be honest? Very cool! 11 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:32,231 Fuck, you scared me! I thought you had not liked it! 12 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,901 I will be performing at the Sixty Nine this week. 13 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,071 Really? I thought you were over with Transvestite Shows. 14 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:41,281 I was. Years ago when I got the operation 15 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,868 but I have debts and I haven't paid the dancers yet. 16 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:46,578 - Are you coming? - When have I ever failed you? 17 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:48,915 Great! 18 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,085 Tell Perla Marina and Fabrizio. 19 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,215 - {\an8}Hello? - What's up, kid? 20 00:04:57,215 --> 00:04:59,091 {\an8}I am good. How about you? 21 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,301 Good. Just finished a delivery. 22 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,011 Are you done already? 23 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,596 {\an8}Five minutes ago. 24 00:05:05,515 --> 00:05:07,183 Dinner at La Barraca? 25 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,851 {\an8}Damn! La Barraca? 26 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:12,188 - What are we celebrating? - {\an8}I have a surprise for you. 27 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,773 Watch it, Fabrizio! 28 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:16,733 Last time you had a surprise we ended up in Choroní beach. 29 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,888 Are you ready to order or are you waiting for someone else? 30 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,725 The person that I was expecting has already arrived 31 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,726 and I am looking at him right now. 32 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,565 Excuse me, are you looking at me? 33 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,566 Who else? 34 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,985 Come one, grab a sit and stop fooling around. 35 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,736 So much traffic, pal! 36 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,823 I thought I was never going to arrive! 37 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:04,906 Don't worry. 38 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,158 Thank you. 39 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,543 How was Delirio's presentation? 40 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,628 Great! How about you? 41 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:20,130 I did not know you had a delivery today. 42 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,133 Patient delivered earlier than expected. 43 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,135 Shall we order the same as last time? 44 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,178 Yes. 45 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,098 We are ready to order. 46 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,100 Yes sir, I'll get to you in a moment. 47 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,268 So, what is the surprise? 48 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,023 More than a surprise, it is a proposition. 49 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,196 You want to sell pine trees for Christmas? 50 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,283 No. A patient gifted me this pine tree. 51 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,953 She found out my birth date and told me that, 52 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:54,290 according to Celtic astrology, my tree is the pine tree. 53 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:59,795 Wow! So? 54 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,046 Nothing. 55 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:05,258 I just thought we could go to Mérida and plant it there. 56 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,970 Fabrizio, please don't tell me 57 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,515 you want to reforest the planet now, pal. 58 00:07:10,515 --> 00:07:12,975 I can't have a serious conversation with you. 59 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,020 Cheers! 60 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,945 What is up with her? 61 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:28,908 I don't know, but she's been staring at me since I arrived. 62 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,536 Could it be that she thinks you are hitting on her husband? 63 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:55,141 What would the gentleman like to order? 64 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,943 {\an8}Diego, it's Valentina. I need to talk to you urgently. 65 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,235 {\an8}Please call me. 66 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:06,861 Should I leave it here? 67 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,281 The pine tree I mean. 68 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,075 Yes, that's fine. 69 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,743 You are taking it home with you thought, right? 70 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,080 No, I better leave it here until we go to Mérida. 71 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,750 Come on, Fabrizio, you know I am a mess. 72 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,835 Plants die on me all the time. 73 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,005 Don't worry, I will take care of it. 74 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,885 What are you going to do tomorrow? 75 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,095 I have a photo-shoot here, with a model. 76 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,515 Why don't you come live with me 77 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,726 and just use this apartment as a studio? 78 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,270 I would like us to be a couple like any other. 79 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,193 What? No, pal. 80 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,821 Your dad could get a heart attack. 81 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,743 Besides, I'm not much of a commitment person. 82 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,078 What if it doesn't work? 83 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:02,125 What if it does? Think about it. 84 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,755 When you agree to it, 85 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:09,550 we will take the pine tree and plant it together. 86 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,276 Very good, Paula. 87 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,948 Done, change your clothes. 88 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:37,620 Elvys! Help me with the buttons please. 89 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,038 Magnificent! 90 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,500 Thank you. Let's go. 91 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,183 - About time. - Diego, it was horrible! 92 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,936 The bus crashed and I had to grab a cab. 93 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,940 Are you sure you didn't oversleep after partying last night? 94 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,733 No, don't be like that, I'm telling you the taxi crashed. 95 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,276 The taxi or the bus? 96 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,531 What about that? 97 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:19,953 I know, while you were waiting for the other cab, you got mugged. 98 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,581 I still don't understand why you are still with that guy. 99 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,751 Ivan always tells me he is going to change 100 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,126 and I don't know how to leave him. 101 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,961 Leaving him! Just leaving him! 102 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,506 Now, get to work. 103 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,175 Should I make coffee? 104 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,635 No. There is coffee in the kitchen. 105 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,721 Ask Elvys and Paula if they want some. 106 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:41,058 How awful! That girl is on the bone. 107 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,141 Paula is... 108 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,643 I'm ready, Diego. 109 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,188 Gorgeous, Paula, beautiful! 110 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,106 Perla Marina, how are you? 111 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,735 Don't even ask. Hi, Elvys, how are you? 112 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,776 Wonderful! 113 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,778 I can see that. Do you want coffee? 114 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,946 Yes, thank you. 115 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,573 No sugar I guess. 116 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,116 Yes, no sugar. 117 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,745 - I want some as well. - With sugar of course. 118 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,538 - How did you know? - I'm psychic. 119 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,248 Come with me. 120 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,795 Do you have something to cover this? 121 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,130 What happened to you? 122 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,923 It was horrible! I got mugged! 123 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,091 Does it hurt? 124 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,933 Eat, Paquito. Thank you, son. 125 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,940 Patricia, you look fatter. 126 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,151 It can't be, mister Paco! 127 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,321 I have been on a diet; I am thinner now, right? 128 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,241 Well, it does not look like it, what do you want me to say? 129 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,368 - Dad, come on! - But it is the truth! 130 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,453 Enough Paco! 131 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:45,538 Don't listen to your father-in-law, you know he's a monster. 132 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:51,378 Damn! Your mother complains from the moment she gets up 133 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,546 until the moment she goes to sleep! 134 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,883 And you can't stop talking even when you are asleep! 135 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,218 I'm stressed out, Paco! 136 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,970 Can we eat without arguing? 137 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,305 Talking about stress. 138 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,516 Dieguito, why do you always have your cellphone turned off? 139 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,520 Mom, you know that I turn it off when I'm working. 140 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,773 Valentina has been calling you from Madrid so desperately 141 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,108 that I could not even ask how the kid is doing. 142 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,485 She needs to talk to you and she can't reach you. 143 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,028 You have to grow up! 144 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,738 You are no longer a little kid, damn it! 145 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,281 Dad, don't start! 146 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,283 I'm serious, Diego, call Valentina. 147 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,161 I'm worried sick. Call her. 148 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,245 I'll call her later mom! 149 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,123 Shit, it's Estrellita's show. Come on, turn the volume up. 150 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,125 Dad, are you going to watch that now? 151 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,211 I love this show! I think it's fabulous! 152 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,923 - I think this show is garbage. - How can you say that? 153 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,008 That lady is a very serious professional. 154 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,385 Would you shut it, damn it? 155 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:42,930 {\an8}Recently, some countries have approved a law 156 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:47,810 {\an8}that allows marriage between people of the same sex. 157 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,938 {\an8}On today's show 158 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:57,945 {\an8}"Gay and Lesbian Marriage, is it the end of the world?" 159 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,865 {\an8}Let's receive our first guest. 160 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,160 Grandpa, what is "gay"? 161 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,871 - What is "gay"? - A faggot! 162 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,166 Don't teach the kid bad words, Paco! 163 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,501 And "lesbian"? 164 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,336 A trucker whore. 165 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,380 Paco! 166 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,965 Damn, if he asks me I have to answer! 167 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:21,051 {\an8}Kelvin, do you have a couple? 168 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,095 {\an8}Yes, for seven years. 169 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,931 {\an8}Man or woman? 170 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,390 {\an8}Man. 171 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,985 So tell me. 172 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:44,866 Do you think it is normal for two men or two women to get married? 173 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:49,288 Yes, why wouldn't I have the right to marry whomever I wanted to, 174 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,496 like everyone else? 175 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,880 A real marriage is what your mother and I have. 176 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,923 Not this modern nonsense. 177 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,758 Dad, you are being a bit conservative 178 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,885 for someone who claims to be a liberal. 179 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,346 I would rather my son to be a thief than a faggot! 180 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,015 Patricia! Don't be silly! 181 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,351 {\an8}The church is totally against these types of union. 182 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,396 {\an8}Let's receive Father Jacinto Yépez. 183 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,485 A priest now? This is the last straw! 184 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,528 What do they know about marriages? 185 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,905 Paco! Please! 186 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,240 {\an8}Good afternoon, Father. 187 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,991 Good afternoon, Estrellita. 188 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:31,038 Does the catholic church agree with homosexual marriages? 189 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,455 No, not at all. 190 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,501 This is the result of depravity, debauchery and degradation 191 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,046 that society is undergoing today. 192 00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:47,220 Father, are you saying that our guest is a pervert and a libertine? 193 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,348 No doubt that he needs spiritual help. 194 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,101 This priest is an asshole! 195 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,271 That's enough! It's over! Let's finish eating in peace! 196 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:08,950 Diego, that friend of yours, the medic, what's his name? 197 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,370 Fabrizio. 198 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,496 - How is he? - Well. 199 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:19,168 It's very odd that he is still not married at his age, don't you agree? 200 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,963 He is getting married. 201 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,006 Really? With whom? 202 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,131 With me. 203 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,011 Uncle, are you a faggot? 204 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,930 Here's dessert! Anyone wants some? 205 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,788 {\an8}Diego... 206 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:58,208 {\an8}Not much, busy with the premier. I need the photos. 207 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,420 {\an8}I will go by your place tomorrow to pick them up. Kisses. 208 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,790 - Hello? - {\an8}Diego... 209 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,331 It is Valentina. 210 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,543 {\an8}I was going to call you now. 211 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,961 I've been calling you these past few days 212 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,546 and you haven't answered me. 213 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,048 I can't talk much now. 214 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:51,845 Look, next week I'm going to London for my master's degree. 215 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,640 - {\an8}That's great. - No, it's not great. 216 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,935 Everything got complicated and I can't take Armando with me, 217 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686 so you have to take care of him. 218 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:02,856 What? How can that be? 219 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,483 Can't he stay with someone in Madrid? 220 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,735 {\an8}Diego, you are his father. 221 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,571 You are no longer the 15-year-old brat who got a classmate pregnant. 222 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,491 {\an8}But, Valentina, the kid is used to living there. 223 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,451 Besides, this country is messed up. 224 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,746 {\an8}Well, he's going to have to get used to that "mess" 225 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,038 {\an8}because there's no other way. 226 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,791 I don't have time for anything, especially for raising up a child. 227 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:26,380 Diego, please. This is an amazing opportunity for me. 228 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:32,051 Besides, Armandito could use spending some time with you. 229 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:35,930 Give me a second. 230 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,400 Tell those Chinese people to wait a second, damn it. 231 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,401 {\an8}They are not Chinese, they are Japanese. 232 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,486 Same shit. 233 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,030 {\an8}What do they want? 234 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,741 Diego, I have to go. 235 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,701 I can't keep talking. Listen to me... 236 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,955 your mother already knows, 237 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,875 but I'm hoping it is you who picks him up at the airport. 238 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,710 Armando is already on the plane 239 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,045 and he arrives at Maiquetía at 7 AM. 240 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,921 What? 241 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,616 Do the passengers from Madrid come out through here? 242 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,076 From Madrid, from Mexico, from Colombia, from everywhere. 243 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,620 Everyone comes out through here. 244 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,670 The ones from Madrid already came out. 245 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,048 Armandito? 246 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,841 Armando, I'm no longer a kid. 247 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,638 You've grown a lot, pal! How are you? 248 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,641 Dad! 249 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,395 Leave it, I can do it. 250 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,400 I also use this living room as a photo-shoot set. 251 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,070 Here's the kitchen and behind there is the laboratory, 252 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,573 where I reveal the photos. 253 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,491 This place has a special light for photos. 254 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,076 You have no idea how helpful it is. 255 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,786 At the end there is my room, 256 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,915 this will be your room and also the guest's bathroom. 257 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,960 It's a little small, so we can share mine if you'd like. 258 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,128 I rather use the guest's bathroom. 259 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,938 I took that photo of you in Madrid four years ago. 260 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,400 Five. You haven't taken any other photos 261 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,526 because I never look good in them. 262 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,986 Then I'm going to take you some cool ones. 263 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,948 I don't want any photos, OK? 264 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:01,951 OK. 265 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,080 {\an8}He looks like he is upset all the time. 266 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,500 {\an8}But that is because he's shy. Put him on the phone. 267 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,793 He's taking a shower. 268 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:13,671 {\an8}Tell him I'll call him later. Make sure that he eats, please. 269 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,425 {\an8}If it were for of him, he'd never eat. He's always on a diet. 270 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,678 Yes, Valentina. I'm making him pasta right now. 271 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,846 {\an8}You? Cooking? 272 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,808 I have to go. The bell is ringing. 273 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,738 Dude, I tried everything to get a hold of you yesterday. 274 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,491 I was out all afternoon and I ran out of battery. 275 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,496 Here are the photographs. 276 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,333 - What's wrong? - Nothing, it's just... 277 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,170 You are coming to see me perform at the Sixty Nine tonight! 278 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,503 You promised. 279 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,631 I'm sorry; I didn't know you had company. 280 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,720 He is my son, Armando. This is Delirio, a friend. 281 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,516 Yes. Well, my real name is Alejandra. 282 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,811 Delirio is just my stage name. Delirio Del Río. 283 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,605 Like Dolores but Delirio. 284 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,856 Of course, before I started calling myself Alejandra 285 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,735 I was called Alejo, but then I got my operation and changed my name. 286 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,986 So what it is then? Delirio, Alejandra or Alejo? 287 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,490 Delirio. I used to be a male dancer, 288 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,491 but then I wanted to be a female dancer, 289 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,495 and while I was doing the change I was neither one nor the other, 290 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,788 so people called me Delirio and it stuck that way. 291 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,166 Now I'm a choreographer because I'm too tall to be a female dancer. 292 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,626 It's a long story. 293 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,420 Too long if you ask me. 294 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,838 And what's your name? 295 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,923 Me? Armando Martínez... and that's it. 296 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,051 Martínez just like Diego. Of course! What I fool I am! 297 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,345 Armando, get dressed. We're going to eat. 298 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,430 I'm not hungry. 299 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,851 Did you have to tell all that paraphernalia to the kid? 300 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,480 It smells like burnt tomatoes. 301 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,940 Fuck! The spaghettis! 302 00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,651 Hello? Mom? 303 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,530 I'm home with Armandito. We're coming over. 304 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,966 Pal, these are the house keys. They're for you. 305 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,385 Tonight, after grandpa takes you home, 306 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,138 call me at my cellphone, to know you arrived home safely. 307 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,850 I have a commitment and I think I will come home a bit late. 308 00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,518 I don't mind how late you arrive. You are old enough now. 309 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,020 And don't call me "pal", 310 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,940 I'm not your pal, I'm your son, remember? 311 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:40,943 Grandma! 312 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,528 Armandito! 313 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,450 You're already taller than your father! How gorgeous! 314 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:50,828 You're already a man! Give me a hug, damn it! 315 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,041 It's understandable that he's upset. 316 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,043 You haven't heard him yet. 317 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,755 It's like he's from over there, like he's another kid. 318 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,130 Talk to him. 319 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:05,468 It's about time you have that conversation you've been avoiding. 320 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,848 It's your time as well. 321 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:12,975 Thank God! 322 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,896 Everything is easier when they are younger. 323 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,148 Let's see. 324 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,695 - Ready? - Yes. 325 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,493 I know that commitment stuff doesn't suit you, 326 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:35,873 but when it comes to a son, you have no choice. 327 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,468 Talk to your son. Don't be afraid of him. 328 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,388 Look, this is my third baby already. 329 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:54,516 When there is love, there are no differences that can't be solved. 330 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,768 Talk to him! 331 00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,061 - Thanks. - No problem. 332 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:04,820 Doctor, I've been thinking about what you told me. About Mérida. 333 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,488 - Have you? - Yes. 334 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,826 No, I'll tell you tonight. 335 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,751 - Finally! - The bathroom line was long. 336 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,505 I think that guy over there likes me. He's so hot! 337 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,426 - Cristóbal! How are you doing? - I'm fine. How about you? 338 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,386 - Fine. - And Fabrizio? 339 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,306 He should be arriving soon. 340 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,626 - Well, see you later. - Sure. 341 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:47,755 That's a shame! 342 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,425 If you think you are going to find your soulmate here, 343 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:52,635 you are wasting your time. 344 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,470 Besides, don't you have a boyfriend? 345 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,723 Ivan? We're over! And this time for good. 346 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:58,766 Yeah, sure. 347 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:51,778 What's up? 348 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,833 DEATH TO ALL FAGGOTS 349 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,076 - Hello? Hello? - What's wrong? 350 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,538 It's Fabrizio, but I can't hear anything. 351 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,915 Wait, I'm going out. 352 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,845 Leave him already! You are going to kill him! 353 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,766 Hello? Fabrizio? 354 00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,273 {\an8}Hello, this is Fabrizio Di Giaccomo... 355 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,400 Fuck! 356 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,955 Don't worry, everything is going to be fine. 357 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,956 I'm going to be here with you. 358 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,918 Don't fall asleep. Go, César, go! 359 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,295 You can't come in. Wait here. 360 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,116 César. 361 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,161 Diego, we managed to stabilize him, 362 00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:32,373 but I'm worried about the inner lesions he has 363 00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:34,291 due to the beating he took. 364 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,085 Can I see him? 365 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:38,713 Not right now. He is in intensive care, 366 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:40,965 unconscious and with assisted breathing. 367 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,970 Don't worry. Did you call his family? 368 00:30:47,388 --> 00:30:49,056 Yes, I called them. 369 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:53,060 I'm going to be with him the whole time, don't worry. 370 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,313 If you need anything, just call me. 371 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:23,131 - Where is he? - He is in intensive care. 372 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,300 What happened? 373 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,178 I don't know. I found him unconscious next to his car. 374 00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:28,680 Where the hell were you at? 375 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:31,181 - Diego! What happened? - Where's Fabrizio? 376 00:33:58,245 --> 00:33:59,746 The more I think about it, 377 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,291 the less I understand why someone did this to him. 378 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:05,711 The important thing now is that Fabrizio pulls through this. 379 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:10,425 - Did you see him already? - Yes. He's still unconscious. 380 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:11,758 I'm going to see him. 381 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:14,511 I'm sorry Diego, my husband doesn't want anyone to see him. 382 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:16,430 - Just us two. - What? How? 383 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:20,350 I don't want you or the perverts you hang out with to see him. 384 00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:22,018 I don't hang out with perverts 385 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,230 and I'm going to see him whether you like it or not. 386 00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:27,275 You and my son are nothing. What happened to him is your fault. 387 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:28,566 Please, don't argue here. 388 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,068 Fabrizio and I are a couple. 389 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,613 As soon as he gets out of here we are going to live together. 390 00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,240 I'd rather see him dead. 391 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,161 You are the same as the sons of bitches 392 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,496 that did this to Fabrizio. 393 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,203 Man, you are never home. 394 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,540 Is it always like this or just because I'm here? 395 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,458 No, I'm sorry, the truth is that... 396 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,168 It's fine. I'm used to it. 397 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,008 Are you hungry? 398 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,593 No, I already had a bite to eat. 399 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,973 How are you? What have you done today? 400 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,100 Nothing. Well, yes. 401 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,896 I've done something. 402 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:35,276 I've been trying to find out what is so important 403 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:39,031 that has kept you so busy during these five years. 404 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,531 Turn that off! 405 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:43,285 Are you embarrassed that I know you are a faggot? 406 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,621 - Turn that off! - Because you are a faggot, right? 407 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,626 Listen to me, kid! 408 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:53,045 Yes, I'm gay, but I'm also your dad, 409 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:54,921 and I've shown myself to you 410 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,965 exactly as I am without hiding anything! 411 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,926 I don't care what you do with your life! 412 00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:00,301 I don't care! Did you know? 413 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:08,268 I do care, because I love you and because I'm afraid, damn it. 414 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,605 Afraid that you won't understand. 415 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:15,233 What do I have to understand, dad? That you don't care about me? 416 00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,278 Five years! 417 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,990 And you have only fucking called me a couple of times! 418 00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:22,991 Now I'm here and, what have you done? 419 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,910 Leaving me here like a dog 420 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,496 and shove in my face that you like guys. 421 00:37:27,538 --> 00:37:30,498 Why did you let us leave? Was it because of that? 422 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,628 No, listen to me. 423 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,591 Your mom wanted to leave because she had better chances there. 424 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,220 I thought it was a good idea because you'd have a better future. 425 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:46,056 And you do. You have a better future. 426 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:50,895 I've been looking for mine, but it's like the pictures. 427 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,230 What you think it's going to come out, 428 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,983 sometimes don't come out as expected and it's not my fault. 429 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,445 What about me? How is it my fault, dad? 430 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:09,288 Did you never realize your son missed you and needed you, damn it? 431 00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,925 That's it, Tony. Smile, that's it. 432 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,968 Now the other side. 433 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,930 That's it, Tony. Smile. 434 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,891 Now the other side. Perfect. 435 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:34,105 Now I'm "bad", give me a "bad" face. 436 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,526 Done, change. 437 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,153 Dana, your turn. 438 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,908 Like that, very good. 439 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:49,995 Hands on your waist. Good. 440 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:53,373 Hands on your waist. 441 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,543 Done. Rest. 442 00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:06,511 Armando, can you get the door? 443 00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:19,900 It can't be! You are Armandito! 444 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,401 - Armando. - I'm Perla Marina. 445 00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:23,278 - Perla what? - Perla Marina. 446 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,115 - Stage name? - No. Why? 447 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:28,575 Sounds like a soap opera. 448 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:32,996 Well, with my life's story you could do a broadway musical. 449 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,916 Give me a hug. You are gorgeous! 450 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,375 Just like your dad! 451 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,921 By the way, it's good that you are here for him. 452 00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:43,965 What happened to his partner was horrible, 453 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:46,343 a disgrace, a tragedy. 454 00:39:49,138 --> 00:39:50,263 I have to work! 455 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,600 - Good morning! - Well, good afternoon. 456 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,145 - Dieguito, it was horrible! - I don't want to hear it. 457 00:40:02,568 --> 00:40:05,863 I know his father doesn't want to, but I need to tell him something. 458 00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:07,238 He's not going to listen to you. 459 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,948 I don't care, give me five minutes. 460 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,118 - I'm sorry. I can't. - You know I'm going in either way. 461 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,328 Shit, Diego, you're going to get me in trouble. 462 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,330 Damn it, César. Don't fuck with me, pal. 463 00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:20,085 If Fabrizio was conscious, what would he say? 464 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:54,953 How is everything? You must be bored here. 465 00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:59,625 Don't worry, everything is going to be alright. 466 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,213 That haircut looks nice. 467 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,301 Fuck, I miss you. 468 00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:27,151 Things with Armando... the same. 469 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:34,910 I know I messed up, but I'd love for him to love me back again. 470 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,621 We used to enjoy our time together. 471 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:50,008 Well, I have to go now. 472 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:59,141 I just wanted to tell you that I want to go to Mérida, 473 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,898 so get up before I get cold feet. 474 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,901 I'm kidding, pal! 475 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,283 For you I will wait as long as necessary. 476 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:24,125 I brought you this so that you don't forget it. 477 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:30,590 I was going to give it to you that night but you never arrived. 478 00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:20,140 We are taking some declarations from young men 479 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:21,975 with the description you gave us. 480 00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:28,065 It's him. That's the guy. 481 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,901 Son of a bitch! 482 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:35,030 Let me go! Let me go! 483 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:37,950 - Mr. Martínez! Please! - It's him! It's him! 484 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:02,473 DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STUDENT HOUSING IN SPAIN? 485 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:03,516 HELLO. 486 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,730 HELLO, ARE YOU FROM SPAIN? 487 00:44:07,730 --> 00:44:10,731 NO, BUT I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 488 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,068 I JUST WANT TO CHAT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT JUST INTO SEX. 489 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:14,736 That's me. 490 00:44:18,073 --> 00:44:19,908 16, YOU? 491 00:44:21,410 --> 00:44:23,453 15, WELL, 16 NEXT MONTH. 492 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:28,791 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 493 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:31,420 STUDYING, HIGH SCHOOL. 494 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:33,671 I STUDY MUSIC. 495 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:38,010 Music is the best language there is. 496 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,513 WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE OVER THE VIDEO CHAT? 497 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,108 WAIT A SECOND. 498 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:54,443 OK. 499 00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,623 {\an8}Hello. Do you have a camera? 500 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,505 IT'S NOT WORKING. 501 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:59,758 {\an8}That's a shame. Do you like music? 502 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,470 Yes. 503 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,848 {\an8}And do you dance? 504 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,526 MORE OR LESS. 505 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,530 {\an8}Good. Can you dance tango? 506 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:22,948 Of course. 507 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,996 {\an8}Really? I love tango. 508 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,881 WAIT A SECOND, DON'T GO. 509 00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:40,923 {\an8}OK. 510 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:54,688 Yes? 511 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,835 {\an8}Armando, are you there? 512 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,928 Yes, he's here. I'm going to put him on, OK? 513 00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:27,971 My mom. 514 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:29,723 Hello? Valentina? 515 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,893 Wait a second. I brought pizza. 516 00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:34,018 OK. 517 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,898 Yes, tell me. When are you going to London? 518 00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,738 HERE I AM. 519 00:47:44,738 --> 00:47:48,491 {\an8}Hello. You are very cute. 520 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:53,746 {\an8}Thanks. 521 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,353 Where's your partner, dad? 522 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,273 I can tell. 523 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:26,153 He's in the hospital, in a comma. Some guys beat him up. 524 00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:27,990 Why? 525 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,283 I don't know. 526 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:34,161 Maybe they hate everything that reminds them what they are. 527 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:44,923 Dad, since when do you like guys? 528 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:48,135 Since I can remember. 529 00:48:48,301 --> 00:48:51,846 Your mom was someone special. She still is. 530 00:48:58,145 --> 00:49:00,271 Your grandparents say we are very much alike. 531 00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:02,773 I don't see the resemblance, do you? 532 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,108 What do you think? 533 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,415 Armando, help me with this. 534 00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:22,251 Out of these two, which one do you like the most? 535 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:23,420 This one or this one? 536 00:49:29,050 --> 00:49:30,051 That one. 537 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,346 OK, and between these two? 538 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,146 That one. 539 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:44,023 That's weird. 540 00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,735 Then, why did you put this one on your profile? 541 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:48,736 Fuck, dad! You are so nosy! 542 00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:51,948 Nosy? Who was the one going through my stuff yesterday? 543 00:49:51,948 --> 00:49:54,868 Wasn't it you? Maybe your grandparents are right. 544 00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:56,995 You and I are more alike than we think. 545 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,835 Between her and him, who would you choose? 546 00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:13,261 I'm sorry to disappoint you, 547 00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:16,431 but we are not alike because I like girls. 548 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,811 OK, now that we both know what we like, 549 00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:25,273 stop playing with your pizza and eat it already. 550 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:52,133 And that ring? I've never seen it before. 551 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,801 Take it off. 552 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:56,011 Give it to his father when he comes. 553 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:04,813 "Those who were lucky enough to assist witnessed a stellar hour. 554 00:51:04,813 --> 00:51:07,856 "The impeccable interpretive force of the dancers 555 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,693 "with choreographic genius, 556 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:15,573 gives the show a bold and vibrant composition." 557 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,116 That's it. 558 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:18,993 Is that it? 559 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:22,871 All these months of work for an asshole to write five lines 560 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,748 that not even his mother understands. 561 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,085 I'm definitely going to close my dance company 562 00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,711 and find something else to do. 563 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,130 I think the critic is good. 564 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:33,675 I don't care. I don't do this so people can write pretty things 565 00:51:33,675 --> 00:51:35,051 but to remove people. 566 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:38,180 Like Estrellita Mata. She says interesting things in her show. 567 00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:41,098 That witch is able to ridicule people's problems 568 00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,808 in order to gain rating. 569 00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:45,895 I would lead that show a thousand times better than her. 570 00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:50,900 Delirio, could you teach Armando some tango steps? 571 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:51,985 Why is that? 572 00:51:51,985 --> 00:51:53,653 Dad! Leave me alone! OK? 573 00:51:53,653 --> 00:51:56,573 He met a girl on the internet who dances tango. 574 00:51:56,573 --> 00:51:59,741 How beautiful! First love! 575 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,496 I also fell in love in San Felipe, when I was a little girl... 576 00:52:04,746 --> 00:52:08,626 Well, little boy, you understand. I fell in love with Luis Fernando. 577 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:11,588 He was also in love with me, though he wouldn't admit it. 578 00:52:11,588 --> 00:52:14,631 One day we kissed and he pushed me aside and told me 579 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,260 that we could only have something if I was a woman. 580 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:20,680 Then I came to Caracas because I wanted to be a female dancer. 581 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:23,850 Of course, I was a male dancer at first and then a female dancer. 582 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,893 - But since I was so tall... - We all know that story. 583 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:28,521 - What happened to Luis Fernando? - I don't know. I lost track of him. 584 00:52:28,605 --> 00:52:29,605 That can't be! 585 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,191 Now that it's possible for that love to be made true! 586 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,776 What a soap opera! 587 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:35,903 So? Are you going to teach him or not? 588 00:52:35,903 --> 00:52:37,946 Dad! I don't want to! Just drop it! 589 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,700 You! I'm going to count to three and I'm already on two! 590 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,118 Very well! 591 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:26,120 You did it very well! 592 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:32,126 Three, four, five, six... 593 00:53:32,585 --> 00:53:37,756 Seven, eight, nine, ten. Backwards! 594 00:56:04,153 --> 00:56:05,988 He is still unconscious. 595 00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:10,201 What a bunch of scoundrels! That's what they are. 596 00:56:10,285 --> 00:56:11,618 Doing that to Fabrizio, 597 00:56:11,911 --> 00:56:15,498 that poor boy who helps bring lives to this world. 598 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:17,125 There's no right! 599 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:20,461 - Come on, damn it. Come on! - Let's go Vino Tinto! 600 00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:23,881 My love, you know that your father is dumb 601 00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,966 and he doesn't know how to say it, 602 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:29,428 but he loves you and he's going to back you up through anything, 603 00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:30,930 we both are. 604 00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:33,140 Goooool! 605 00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:38,438 Paco, don't over-excite yourself! 606 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:40,940 You are going to get a heart attack! 607 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,111 Since Armandito came it's been a disaster! 608 00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:49,031 He feels like a kid when both of them are together. 609 00:56:49,490 --> 00:56:51,951 Come on referee; end it already 610 00:56:52,035 --> 00:56:54,328 that Estrellita's show is going to start! 611 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:57,581 Paco! Damn! Stop it! 612 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:10,386 My boy does not want to go out with his friends. 613 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:13,598 He doesn't want to go to parties, like any other boy his age. 614 00:57:13,598 --> 00:57:16,683 I don't know what to do, Estrellita, I'm desperate. 615 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:21,438 He spends all day in his room in front of the computer 616 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,941 playing with his "Pleyesteshon". 617 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,445 Boy, wouldn't you like to meet a girl? 618 00:57:27,445 --> 00:57:31,281 Have a girlfriend? Honey, you have to step up. 619 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,366 Girls don't like me. 620 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,703 How are they going to like you 621 00:57:35,745 --> 00:57:38,246 if you don't come out of your bunker? 622 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,881 {\an8}On today's show: 623 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:52,886 {\an8}"I see myself in the mirror and I feel horrible." 624 00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:56,556 {\an8}José Manuel, our guest, says 625 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,768 {\an8}that he doesn't go out because he's ugly. 626 00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:04,731 {\an8}We also have Chony, his desperate mother. 627 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,611 {\an8}Dr. Blanco, what can you tell us? 628 00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:14,783 {\an8}Estrellita, what we have here is a case of Body Dimorphic Disorder. 629 00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:16,743 The poor kid is fucked! 630 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,288 {\an8}...anguished people and with low self-esteem 631 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,623 {\an8}that find themselves isolated and depressed 632 00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:23,710 {\an8}because they don't feel attractive. 633 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:27,546 {\an8}This is happening often among teenagers nowadays. 634 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,966 {\an8}Honey, but you are gorgeous! 635 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:35,221 {\an8}Precisely, young people who suffer this disorder possess 636 00:58:35,263 --> 00:58:38,181 {\an8}a wrong perception of their real selves. 637 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:41,268 {\an8}That's horrible! Like anorexia? 638 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,855 {\an8}In fact, it was treated as anorexia before, 639 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:48,568 {\an8}but it's being treated as a different pathology 640 00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:50,611 {\an8}over the past few years. 641 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:55,533 Cut the crap. Don't come telling me that I have that disorder 642 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,700 because it's not true. 643 00:58:56,741 --> 00:58:59,453 Then why do you have that model's photo on your profile? 644 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,621 - Don't mess with my stuff! - Answer me! 645 00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:06,293 I don't know, bro! So the girl likes me, I guess! 646 00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:10,465 Listen to me, I don't know what you think of yourself, 647 00:59:10,465 --> 00:59:12,966 but I assure you, you are a very handsome guy, pal. 648 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,303 - I'm not your pal! - And I'm not your bro! 649 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,268 Why do you hide yourself? 650 00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:39,535 You may not be a model, 651 00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:42,455 but you have enough looks and intelligence 652 00:59:42,455 --> 00:59:46,960 to make any girl like you, so get that crap out of your head. 653 01:02:12,855 --> 01:02:16,733 One, two, three, clear! 654 01:03:18,963 --> 01:03:19,963 Hello? 655 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:11,325 {\an8}One month after the death of the medic Fabrizio Di Giaccomo, 656 01:05:11,325 --> 01:05:12,910 {\an8}his alleged murderers were acquitted 657 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,328 {\an8}because the witness's testimony is inconclusive. 658 01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:16,830 {\an8}Let's talk with the defence attorney. 659 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:17,915 {\an8}Attorney... 660 01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:19,916 {\an8}The prosecution sees no evidence 661 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:22,836 {\an8}to prosecute my client because the witness... 662 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,505 ...did not see the actual event, 663 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,923 but assumes that these boys are the ones responsible 664 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,926 because they were near the place where he found his... friend. 665 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,721 It was them! There has to be a way to prove it! 666 01:05:32,763 --> 01:05:34,223 Don't waste your time. 667 01:05:34,265 --> 01:05:36,183 You are not going to find anything. 668 01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:37,518 We'll see about that! 669 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,436 Mr. Martínez, Mr. Martínez! 670 01:05:57,705 --> 01:06:00,958 Yes? Wait a moment please. 671 01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:04,378 Dad, it's from the agency again. 672 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,466 He can't come to the phone at the moment. 673 01:06:10,885 --> 01:06:13,886 Yes, I will tell him. Thank you. 674 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:19,185 Dad, these people have been calling you for weeks about the photos. 675 01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:21,603 They let go the guys that killed Fabrizio. 676 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:26,816 Dad, these people will end up in jail sooner or later, OK? 677 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,693 Just let it go, it's not worth it. 678 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,486 Of course it's worth it. 679 01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:31,131 {\an8}The milonga is tomorrow. Are you coming? 680 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,098 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. 681 01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:44,060 {\an8}That's a shame. I wanted to see you. 682 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:27,646 DEATH TO ALL FAGGOTS 683 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:54,298 Hello? 684 01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:57,341 - {\an8}Perla Marina, it's Armando. - Armando? What's wrong? 685 01:08:57,383 --> 01:09:00,386 {\an8}My father left and I don't know anything about him. Do you? 686 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,305 {\an8}No, I don't know anything. 687 01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:04,516 Where is the bar where Delirio performs? 688 01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:06,143 {\an8}It's on Las Palmas street, why? 689 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:10,396 Armando?, Armando? 690 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,485 Who the fuck is Armando? 691 01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,115 Hello, Diego, what do you want? 692 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,033 - The usual. - Sure. 693 01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:18,965 Do you see this street right here? 694 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,468 You just have to walk to the end and there's the bar. 695 01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:24,388 Why don't you take me there? 696 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:27,098 No, men, don't you see this is a one-way street? 697 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,058 Do you want me to take the long way around? 698 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,101 Yes. 699 01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:31,895 No, men, no! I'm in a hurry. 700 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,105 Besides, it's close. 701 01:10:33,271 --> 01:10:34,523 OK, how much is it? 702 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:35,815 Fifty. 703 01:10:39,945 --> 01:10:43,115 Bolívares? No, men, it's fifty Euros. 704 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:47,243 What is it, men? You think I'm stupid or what? 705 01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,538 Gay is what you are! Shitty Spanish! 706 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,101 Whisky on the rocks. 707 01:11:11,143 --> 01:11:13,853 Give me another one. On me. 708 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:15,188 Sure. 709 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:17,481 Thanks. How are you? 710 01:11:18,150 --> 01:11:21,445 Good. I heard about Fabrizio. 711 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:23,988 I'm really sorry. 712 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:28,951 How are the photographs? 713 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,330 - Another whisky on the rocks. - Thank you. 714 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,041 Cheers. 715 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:48,513 Excuse me; do any of you know where the Sixty Nine is? 716 01:11:57,438 --> 01:11:58,481 I'm leaving, pal. 717 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:01,985 Wait. Let me finish my drink and I'll walk you to your car. 718 01:12:08,408 --> 01:12:10,535 Look at this guy. 719 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:14,456 He looks so serious and it turns out he's a faggot. 720 01:12:14,498 --> 01:12:16,458 Calm down, bro, I haven't said anything. 721 01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:21,921 Bro? There are so many gay people in your fucking country, Spanish! 722 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,215 Leave it already. 723 01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:28,511 - Let me go. - I'm going to beat you up. 724 01:12:28,553 --> 01:12:31,013 But first I'm going to destroy your ass, 725 01:12:31,098 --> 01:12:33,141 to see if you still like it afterwards. 726 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,183 Let me go, damn it! 727 01:12:36,478 --> 01:12:37,896 Let me go! 728 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:43,943 Leave him! You son of a bitch! 729 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,240 Look at this! The other faggot just arrived! 730 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:52,326 Leave my father alone bastard! 731 01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:54,996 Freeze, son of a bitch! 732 01:12:56,123 --> 01:12:59,333 This is how I wanted to see you! Why did you do it? 733 01:12:59,418 --> 01:13:01,170 Answer me! Why? 734 01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:04,005 What's up manly man? Are you scared? 735 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,425 Scared? Scared was your husband. 736 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,886 He looked like a little girl. 737 01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:12,013 Kneel down! Son of a bitch! 738 01:13:12,013 --> 01:13:14,891 Kneel here and beg me so that I don't kill you! 739 01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:15,975 No, dad! 740 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:17,060 Kneel, damn it! 741 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,940 Who's scared now? Fucking faggot! 742 01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,780 It's over! 743 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:33,243 You, you and you, if I ever see you around here 744 01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:36,121 I'm going to kill you one by one. 745 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:39,458 Move it! 746 01:13:43,295 --> 01:13:45,880 What didn't you understand? 747 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:48,925 Get out of here, cocksuckers! 748 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,141 We'll be seeing each other, transvestite. 749 01:13:58,143 --> 01:14:03,065 What's wrong with you? I know guys like you very well. 750 01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:05,150 Don't act up. 751 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,945 You know that you have very little "man" in you. 752 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,198 Now move along if you don't want me 753 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:15,160 to blow off that fry you have between your legs! 754 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:19,540 I'm warning you, I have good accuracy! 755 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:23,210 Get out of here! 756 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,921 What are you waiting for? Move! 757 01:14:39,935 --> 01:14:42,811 - Ouch! Be careful! - Put up with it, asshole! 758 01:14:42,896 --> 01:14:44,480 It's a good thing I did 759 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:47,275 that beauty and facial reconstruction course a while back! 760 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,528 Well, I don't see myself very reconstructed. 761 01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:52,155 You are a fool! Your dad is immature! 762 01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:54,406 And you... a charm. 763 01:14:54,908 --> 01:14:55,908 Thank you. 764 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:56,993 Get a room! 765 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:59,913 Now all three of you need to leave for me to change. 766 01:14:59,955 --> 01:15:01,038 Don't worry about me. 767 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,875 Out the three of you! I'm a lady! 768 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,461 - But you lost your charm out there. - Out! 769 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,965 {\an8}He is the law 770 01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:15,303 {\an8}in a blind man's land the one-eyed is the King. 771 01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:22,226 {\an8}And the man thinks that when he looks at you 772 01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:24,395 {\an8}he's doing you a favour. 773 01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:33,155 {\an8}He thinks that way he achieves power. 774 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:42,371 {\an8}Because no woman can't catch him. 775 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:51,256 {\an8}He thinks he's the sweetest thing on the world. 776 01:15:54,300 --> 01:16:00,390 {\an8}He thinks he is the last drop of water 777 01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:03,435 {\an8}in the dessert. 778 01:16:03,435 --> 01:16:10,108 {\an8}That being with him is like being in heaven 779 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:19,075 {\an8}and he is not even a sad man, he's sadly a man. 780 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,838 I'm not hungry. Besides, arepas make you fat. 781 01:16:31,838 --> 01:16:35,133 How are you going to get fat if you are still growing up? 782 01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:37,343 You are going to eat your breakfast! 783 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:39,805 Who could it be? 784 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:51,650 Dieguito, do you think I can stay here for a few days? 785 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,653 I feel like we're in a western movie... 786 01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:57,446 John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Frances Fisher. 787 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:58,698 And you? Dr. Quinn. 788 01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:02,410 Yes, laugh at me. I'm not going to patch you up again. 789 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:03,495 What happened to you? 790 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:06,163 What else? These morons were fighting the guys that... 791 01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:09,125 Don't worry. You already have enough problems. 792 01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:18,551 Armando, do you still talk with that girl? What was her name? 793 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:21,513 Laura. We chat every day. 794 01:17:22,055 --> 01:17:24,223 - Where does she live? - In Mérida. 795 01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:26,726 - Mérida, Spain? - Mérida, Venezuela. 796 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,686 There's a Mérida in Spain? 797 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:33,108 How dumb. You should read less gossip magazines and more books. 798 01:17:33,150 --> 01:17:34,776 Whatever you say, Dr. Quinn. 799 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:39,238 Laura invited me to a Milonga tonight. 800 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:40,323 What do you do there? 801 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,533 Dance tango. 802 01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:45,120 What day is it today? 803 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:47,705 Saturday the 25th. 804 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:48,915 Are you going? 805 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:51,835 To the Milonga? No. 806 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,001 Why? 807 01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,963 I'm not what she thinks. 808 01:18:01,470 --> 01:18:02,720 We are going to Mérida. 809 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,745 I'M GLAD YOU'RE COMING, I WANT TO SEE YOU. 810 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:10,830 I LOOK A BIT DIFFERENT IN PERSON. 811 01:21:16,998 --> 01:21:20,168 {\an8}Girl, how is it possible that your husband beats you all up 812 01:21:20,418 --> 01:21:21,628 {\an8}and you are so calm? 813 01:21:21,628 --> 01:21:22,711 Hello. 814 01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,463 {\an8}That's a huge thing. 815 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:27,675 {\an8}He regrets it later and begs me to forgive me. 816 01:21:27,675 --> 01:21:30,470 {\an8}Estrellita, what should I do with this man? 817 01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:32,596 {\an8}Hit him back! 818 01:21:34,806 --> 01:21:36,433 Estrellita is unbelievable. 819 01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:42,440 - Excuse me, do you have any rooms? - {\an8}On today's show: 820 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,110 {\an8}"My husband hits me and then says he's going to change." 821 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:51,700 There's a room available in thirty minutes. 822 01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:54,076 - Shall we take a walk? - Let's go. 823 01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:42,541 It's a beautiful night. I had never seen so many stars. 824 01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:45,545 If you see a shooting star don't forget to make a wish. 825 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,171 - What if I see a UFO? - That too. 826 01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:51,050 The important thing is to ask the universe, 827 01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:53,845 the aliens or whoever is up there. 828 01:22:56,765 --> 01:22:58,850 - I just saw one! - One what? 829 01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:00,101 - A shooting star. - Where? 830 01:23:00,185 --> 01:23:02,520 Oh, no! It's Delirio! I got confused! 831 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:04,730 Cocksucker! 832 01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:31,901 Beautiful! 833 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,113 It's not bad. 834 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:38,658 It's been a while since I last played. 835 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:51,628 The day Valentina told me she was pregnant, I got scared. 836 01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:56,758 So scared I even peed myself. Really. 837 01:25:02,056 --> 01:25:05,560 The day you were born was the best day in my life. 838 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:12,691 You were so small that I was afraid to hold you, but I did. 839 01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:15,820 I held you... and you peed yourself. 840 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:19,573 It must be a family thing. 841 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:25,830 Happy birthday. 842 01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:28,123 Thank you. 843 01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:30,168 What? Today is your birthday? 844 01:25:30,418 --> 01:25:32,128 Yes. Today is the 25th. 845 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:34,921 So exciting! Happy birthday! 846 01:25:38,635 --> 01:25:40,553 - I'm pregnant. - What? 847 01:25:40,553 --> 01:25:42,680 Do you want to scare me to death! 848 01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:44,556 Girl, that's horrible! Well, not horrible! 849 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,641 I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. 850 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:50,396 Yes, it's horrible! Just now that I decided to leave Ivan! 851 01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:26,098 How am I? 852 01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:28,350 Better than eating with your fingers. 853 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:29,518 Don't be vulgar! 854 01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:32,896 There will be no girl that resists you. 855 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:35,148 It's you who she is waiting for. 856 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,401 Be yourself. I'm sure she'll like you. 857 01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:53,125 I'm sorry. We are full. 858 01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:05,888 Excuse me, gentleman, we have come from Caracas 859 01:27:05,930 --> 01:27:07,806 especially for this event. 860 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:12,145 Is there any way, as small as it may be, to fix this? 861 01:27:36,918 --> 01:27:38,253 What would you like to drink? 862 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,506 Champagne to start. The best. 863 01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:41,881 Right away. 864 01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:43,341 Don't get drunk. 865 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:46,886 When have you seen me drunk? Don't answer that, please. 866 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,148 Dad, there she is. 867 01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:02,778 Ask her to dance. 868 01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:05,365 - I can't. I'm scared shitless. - Yes, you can. 869 01:28:05,365 --> 01:28:08,158 Get close and when you are talking to her, 870 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,370 look at her lips at some point as if you didn't care for her that much. 871 01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,330 What do you know of hitting on girls? 872 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:15,541 Believe me, it works on girls and guys. 873 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:16,875 Go on. 874 01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:23,006 - Don't pee yourself. - Dad! 875 01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:37,313 Hello. Shall we dance? 876 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:40,858 I'm sorry, I'm waiting for someone. 877 01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:43,068 - Your boyfriend? - No, a friend. 878 01:28:44,153 --> 01:28:46,863 While you wait for him, you could dance with me. 879 01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:48,115 It's just that... 880 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:50,283 I don't think that friend will mind. 881 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,245 Besides, today is my birthday. 882 01:28:52,245 --> 01:28:55,246 Congratulations. I see how you were celebrating. 883 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,543 It's a long story. What do you say? 884 01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:03,965 I'm sorry, but no. Thanks. 885 01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,343 Fine. 886 01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:39,291 Sorry to insist, but this is my favourite tango 887 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:41,501 and I would really like to dance it with you. 888 01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:43,503 Really? Mine too! 889 01:29:44,505 --> 01:29:46,131 What a coincidence. 890 01:29:49,135 --> 01:29:51,136 Would you dance this song with me? 891 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,390 Sure, why not? 892 01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:18,140 What's up? No tears. Let's dance! 893 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,401 Good, I'm thirsty! 894 01:32:57,155 --> 01:32:58,156 Excuse me. 895 01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:04,371 I have the feeling I know you from somewhere. 896 01:33:05,665 --> 01:33:08,750 Really? Your face seems familiar as well. 897 01:33:09,168 --> 01:33:11,670 Nice to meet you, Luis Fernando Rivas. 898 01:33:15,716 --> 01:33:18,551 My pleasure, Delirio Del Río. 899 01:33:19,136 --> 01:33:20,095 Del Río? 900 01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:23,223 Like Dolores, but Delirio. 901 01:33:24,350 --> 01:33:25,726 I'm from San Felipe. 902 01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:27,395 San Felipe? Just like me. 903 01:33:27,395 --> 01:33:29,771 I'm sure that's where we know each other from. 904 01:33:30,063 --> 01:33:33,233 Maybe, though I left to Caracas when I was little. 905 01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:36,111 I came to Mérida around fifteen years ago. 906 01:33:36,236 --> 01:33:38,613 My partner is from here, that's why I came. 907 01:33:39,323 --> 01:33:41,200 Of course, love. 908 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,453 Yes. Here he comes. 909 01:33:46,746 --> 01:33:48,331 Finally, I found you. 910 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:51,293 Just here talking to a compatriot. 911 01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:54,338 This is Delirio. He is Victor, my partner. 912 01:33:54,380 --> 01:33:55,380 A pleasure. 913 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:56,590 Likewise. 914 01:33:56,590 --> 01:34:00,135 I need the keys because I left the cellphone in the car. 915 01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:03,513 See you in a while. A pleasure. 916 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:04,598 Likewise. 917 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,395 What a surprise. I didn't know you were... 918 01:34:10,395 --> 01:34:13,648 I know why I find you familiar. 919 01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:20,071 You look so much like a friend from my childhood, Alejo Duarte. 920 01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:26,578 Of course, it's just that I am... his sister. 921 01:34:29,498 --> 01:34:34,545 What a coincidence! How is he? 922 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:45,096 He died. A long time ago. 923 01:34:48,266 --> 01:34:49,726 Rum on the rocks. 924 01:34:50,476 --> 01:34:51,478 Rum? 925 01:34:55,983 --> 01:34:58,735 Don't drink anymore. That's not good for the baby. 926 01:34:58,735 --> 01:35:00,111 I'm not having it. 927 01:35:00,153 --> 01:35:01,196 Why not? 928 01:35:04,075 --> 01:35:07,118 This child would be the excuse not to break up with Iván 929 01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:08,328 and I don't want that. 930 01:35:08,370 --> 01:35:10,748 You are just making up excuses. 931 01:35:10,748 --> 01:35:13,416 Think about what you are going to do. 932 01:35:14,126 --> 01:35:16,920 There's nothing to think about. It's decided. 933 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:29,015 My friend must be on his way. 934 01:35:29,725 --> 01:35:31,226 Maybe he will not come. 935 01:35:31,310 --> 01:35:32,978 He will. I'm sure. 936 01:35:32,978 --> 01:35:35,313 And I hope he dances as well as you do. 937 01:35:35,355 --> 01:35:37,733 Me? Dance well? Not at all. 938 01:35:37,983 --> 01:35:41,320 Tango is hard, you just make it look easy. 939 01:35:41,361 --> 01:35:44,740 Thank you. What part of Spain are you from? 940 01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:48,826 I was born in Caracas, but I went to Madrid when I was little. 941 01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:50,788 I am... 942 01:35:50,788 --> 01:35:52,831 From here, from Mérida. I know. 943 01:35:52,915 --> 01:35:54,791 Of course, it must be the accent. 944 01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:59,671 You have everything I like about a girl. 945 01:36:22,778 --> 01:36:24,821 You kiss as well as you dance. 946 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:31,245 The truth is that I wanted to meet you, Armando, 947 01:36:31,953 --> 01:36:34,790 and see the true face of The Lie. 948 01:36:39,670 --> 01:36:42,005 THE LIE 949 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:46,926 I like you more than that kid, 950 01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:49,971 it's a shame you didn't show yourself to me as you are 951 01:36:50,180 --> 01:36:51,640 because we get along well. 952 01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:53,600 Laura, you will think I'm a fool, 953 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,561 but I used that guy's picture because I was afraid... 954 01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,438 afraid you would reject me. 955 01:36:58,438 --> 01:36:59,898 I'm sorry. It's too late. 956 01:36:59,940 --> 01:37:02,693 - Let me walk you! - No, you better not. Thank you. 957 01:37:02,901 --> 01:37:08,531 Laura! Please, Laura! There is something inside of me 958 01:37:08,615 --> 01:37:11,910 that I can't control and that makes me feel insecure 959 01:37:11,910 --> 01:37:14,705 and I understand perfectly that you are upset with me, 960 01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:15,873 but please forgive me. 961 01:37:15,915 --> 01:37:17,750 I have nothing to forgive you 962 01:37:17,791 --> 01:37:20,001 and I really hope you solve your problem. 963 01:37:20,293 --> 01:37:23,213 Laura, we were having a great time, let's forget this, OK? 964 01:37:24,381 --> 01:37:30,011 Let me get to know you better. Let me fix this mess. Please. 965 01:37:32,471 --> 01:37:34,558 - Good bye. - Laura... Laura! 966 01:39:29,465 --> 01:39:34,470 I'm going to miss you a lot, son. Always remember that I love you. 967 01:39:35,511 --> 01:39:37,388 I love you a lot too, pal. 968 01:39:41,310 --> 01:39:42,351 Grandpa. 969 01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:47,356 Don't argue with grandma so much. 970 01:39:47,440 --> 01:39:50,318 Armandito, it's the only way I don't get bored. 971 01:39:53,946 --> 01:39:54,948 Grandma. 972 01:39:56,950 --> 01:40:00,703 My boy. Take care of yourself. 973 01:40:00,870 --> 01:40:04,541 There are many whores and gold diggers over there! 974 01:40:04,625 --> 01:40:07,920 Don't worry grandma; I know how to take care of myself. 975 01:40:07,920 --> 01:40:09,921 God bless you. I love you. 976 01:40:16,470 --> 01:40:17,888 Stop crying, mom. 977 01:40:17,930 --> 01:40:21,266 Let me drain, Dieguito; I'm very stressed. 978 01:40:26,271 --> 01:40:29,315 It's been a pleasure meeting you, Perla Marina. 979 01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:32,443 Well, meeting both of you. Take care, OK? 980 01:40:32,736 --> 01:40:35,446 You too. Don't forget about us. 981 01:40:36,073 --> 01:40:37,073 Never. 982 01:40:57,676 --> 01:40:59,095 Stop crying, dammit! 983 01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:02,098 You're making the poor Sea Weed cry. 984 01:41:02,140 --> 01:41:04,350 Paco, let me be... Dammit! 985 01:41:15,028 --> 01:41:16,738 Where is Delirio at? 986 01:41:18,323 --> 01:41:20,408 Drop that page over there, please. 987 01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:24,455 Delirio, tell us something. 988 01:41:24,455 --> 01:41:27,165 I don't know, whatever you want to say. 989 01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:32,545 My name is Delirio Del Rio. Like Dolores, but Delirio. 990 01:41:32,545 --> 01:41:35,048 Many years ago I was called Alejo 991 01:41:35,048 --> 01:41:38,051 and I fell in love with Luis Fernando, but he liked girls. 992 01:41:38,135 --> 01:41:39,553 Afterwards I got my operation 993 01:41:39,553 --> 01:41:43,098 and changed my name because a girl named Alejo sounds a bit weird. 994 01:41:43,140 --> 01:41:45,600 Now I'm a girl but Luis Fernando likes boys. 995 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:49,145 It's a long story, but don't worry, I'm not in a hurry. 996 01:42:16,298 --> 01:42:19,258 Done. It took me a while to convince him. 997 01:42:21,345 --> 01:42:24,640 Cristóbal, you are sure he's not messing with you, right? 998 01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:27,391 Trust me. I've been after him for a while. 999 01:42:28,060 --> 01:42:32,146 Get Diego a whisky double. You are going to need it. 1000 01:42:34,190 --> 01:42:36,276 That night I was on my way to work 1001 01:42:36,318 --> 01:42:38,736 and I saw there was a fight so I stayed back. 1002 01:42:38,986 --> 01:42:40,738 Then I thought of recording the video 1003 01:42:41,030 --> 01:42:42,698 because, well, one never knows. 1004 01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:54,251 I don't want any trouble with these people or the police 1005 01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:56,045 because I have a criminal record... 1006 01:42:56,045 --> 01:42:58,048 - How much do you want? - Five grand. 1007 01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:03,553 Mr. Martinez, you can't come in without notifying first. 1008 01:43:11,101 --> 01:43:12,103 Leave it there. 1009 01:43:22,863 --> 01:43:24,365 How are you feeling, my love? 1010 01:43:26,701 --> 01:43:28,661 Ivan, I hope I've made it clear 1011 01:43:28,745 --> 01:43:30,955 that we are not getting back together. 1012 01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:33,375 Forgive me already. I changed. 1013 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:39,213 Perla, I can't live without you. Believe me, please. 1014 01:43:40,631 --> 01:43:42,300 Well, you will have to. 1015 01:43:42,300 --> 01:43:46,053 You can see the kid, you are his father and you will always be, 1016 01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,721 but you and I are over. 1017 01:43:47,763 --> 01:43:48,806 Come here! 1018 01:43:48,890 --> 01:43:51,685 Don't even think about touching me! 1019 01:43:52,060 --> 01:43:53,895 Excuse me. 1020 01:43:54,270 --> 01:43:57,273 Mom, take Ivan to the door. He's leaving already. 1021 01:43:57,315 --> 01:44:02,946 There's no need, Margarita. Let me know when the kid is born. 1022 01:44:06,908 --> 01:44:09,118 What's with these knitted pink shoes? 1023 01:44:09,285 --> 01:44:10,911 What? You don't like them? 1024 01:44:10,953 --> 01:44:13,873 It's not that, they are cute, but what if you have a boy? 1025 01:44:13,915 --> 01:44:16,083 You are not going to make him wear pink shoes. 1026 01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:18,086 I don't know who came up with that idea 1027 01:44:18,128 --> 01:44:20,213 that blue is for boys and pink is for girls. 1028 01:44:20,213 --> 01:44:21,298 I like both colours. 1029 01:44:21,340 --> 01:44:22,840 It would have been easier 1030 01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,968 if the doctor told you the sex of the child. 1031 01:44:24,968 --> 01:44:26,720 You are fixated in not knowing. 1032 01:44:26,761 --> 01:44:29,096 It doesn't matter. I will love him either way. 1033 01:44:29,138 --> 01:44:30,140 What's the difference? 1034 01:44:30,181 --> 01:44:33,226 Of course it's different, because if they tell you it's a girl 1035 01:44:33,310 --> 01:44:36,938 I could buy her some gold earrings, like when you were born. 1036 01:44:36,938 --> 01:44:39,356 Mom! I think it's time! 1037 01:44:39,691 --> 01:44:44,153 What? Oh, my God! And the cradle isn't finished yet! 1038 01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:57,666 Hello? 1039 01:45:01,170 --> 01:45:02,380 Who is this? 1040 01:45:02,921 --> 01:45:06,926 Hello ma'am, how are you? How is she? 1041 01:45:07,385 --> 01:45:08,761 What? Now? 1042 01:45:15,185 --> 01:45:16,895 Don't worry, it's coming. 1043 01:45:19,690 --> 01:45:21,315 Everything is going to be alright. 1044 01:45:28,698 --> 01:45:30,116 Everything is going to be alright. 1045 01:45:40,835 --> 01:45:42,878 Congratulations. It's a boy. 1046 01:45:45,256 --> 01:45:46,758 What's his name? 1047 01:45:49,761 --> 01:45:54,975 Fabrizio. His name is Fabrizio. 1048 01:46:00,896 --> 01:46:03,150 Give him a kiss on my behalf. 1049 01:46:05,026 --> 01:46:08,905 Yes, you are the one that has to behave. 1050 01:46:09,948 --> 01:46:13,743 You should find a guy that likes you and settle down. 1051 01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:19,331 OK, I will tell her. OK, yes, bye. 1052 01:46:19,916 --> 01:46:23,378 - Hello mom. Dad says hi. - How is he? 1053 01:46:23,670 --> 01:46:25,921 Fine. Perla Marina had a child. 1054 01:46:26,005 --> 01:46:29,633 Perla Marina? She has a soap opera name. 1055 01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:31,928 More like a soap musical. 1056 01:46:33,596 --> 01:46:35,640 What are you going to do today? 1057 01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:39,895 - I'm seeing a girl this afternoon. - Well, well. 1058 01:46:39,936 --> 01:46:42,355 Do you want to eat something? I'm hungry. 1059 01:46:42,646 --> 01:46:44,941 OK, what do you want to eat? 1060 01:46:45,025 --> 01:46:49,236 {\an8}Estrellita Mata will not be able to continue on with her show. 1061 01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:50,321 Damn it! 1062 01:46:50,363 --> 01:46:53,325 {\an8}Starting today, a new show. 1063 01:46:53,616 --> 01:46:59,330 {\an8}Welcome to... Delirio Nights. 1064 01:47:21,978 --> 01:47:22,978 Hello? 1065 01:47:22,978 --> 01:47:25,231 - {\an8}Dieguito, son... - What's wrong mom? 1066 01:47:25,898 --> 01:47:26,941 Calm down. 1067 01:47:27,025 --> 01:47:30,111 Son, Delirio... your friend... she's in... 1068 01:47:30,236 --> 01:47:34,740 Your transvestite friend is hosting Estrellita's show! 1069 01:47:34,825 --> 01:47:37,118 Fuck that, she's not a transvestite. 1070 01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:39,745 {\an8}It is her, damn it, turn the TV on. 1071 01:47:39,786 --> 01:47:41,121 OK, I'll call you later. 1072 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:47,045 DELIRIO NIGHTS 1073 01:47:47,086 --> 01:47:50,340 {\an8}How many times have we pointed fingers at other people 1074 01:47:50,381 --> 01:47:52,216 {\an8}because they are different? 1075 01:47:52,341 --> 01:47:56,345 {\an8}Different in way of thinking, way of walking, 1076 01:47:56,345 --> 01:48:00,516 {\an8}way of dressing, talking or loving. 1077 01:48:01,518 --> 01:48:03,353 {\an8}We mistreat other people 1078 01:48:03,478 --> 01:48:07,148 because we consider them below us or less intelligent 1079 01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:09,733 {\an8}or because they have different skin color. 1080 01:48:09,733 --> 01:48:13,111 Fabrizio, let me introduce you to your aunt Delirio. 1081 01:48:13,153 --> 01:48:15,115 A woman with a pair of high heels. 1082 01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:19,785 {\an8}We make jokes about some because they belong to other cultures 1083 01:48:20,078 --> 01:48:22,580 {\an8}and have different customs and beliefs. 1084 01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:25,291 {\an8}We feel with the right to judge other 1085 01:48:25,333 --> 01:48:28,545 {\an8}just because they have a different opinion than ours 1086 01:48:28,586 --> 01:48:32,756 {\an8}and we forget we live in a plural society, 1087 01:48:32,798 --> 01:48:35,760 {\an8}where everyone has a place 1088 01:48:35,760 --> 01:48:39,388 {\an8}and where everyone should be listened to. 1089 01:48:40,306 --> 01:48:43,560 And even more so the mistreated minorities 1090 01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:47,730 that suffer a silent discrimination. 1091 01:48:48,523 --> 01:48:54,111 Tonight, in Delirio Nights, a program about diversity. 1092 01:48:55,571 --> 01:49:02,203 {\an8}"I am how I am, so what?" Let's receive out first guest. 1093 01:49:07,916 --> 01:49:12,671 MY STRAIGHT SON 1094 01:49:16,801 --> 01:49:19,011 TO YOU... 1095 01:49:19,053 --> 01:49:21,513 DEAR FATHER 83513

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