All language subtitles for Hotel du Lac(1986).

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my dearest David a cold coming I had a

my dearest David a cold coming I had a

my dearest David a cold coming I had a
bit

bit

bit
penelope drove me to the airport as if

penelope drove me to the airport as if

penelope drove me to the airport as if
escorting some prisoner to the

escorting some prisoner to the

escorting some prisoner to the
maximum-security wing

maximum-security wing

maximum-security wing
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no doubt I shall be allowed back

no doubt I shall be allowed back

no doubt I shall be allowed back
eventually to resume my peaceable

eventually to resume my peaceable

eventually to resume my peaceable
existence

existence

existence
but for the time being I must serve out

but for the time being I must serve out

but for the time being I must serve out
my exile in this decorous Hotel which

my exile in this decorous Hotel which

my exile in this decorous Hotel which
now at the very end of the season exudes

now at the very end of the season exudes

now at the very end of the season exudes
an air of deadly calm

an air of deadly calm

an air of deadly calm
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I can't help thinking one ought to be at

I can't help thinking one ought to be at

I can't help thinking one ought to be at
home at this slowly darkening time of

home at this slowly darkening time of

home at this slowly darkening time of
the year and so I would be had I not

the year and so I would be had I not

the year and so I would be had I not
committed that apparently dreadful crime

I

I
got through tea by trying to reduce the

got through tea by trying to reduce the

got through tea by trying to reduce the
biographies of my few fellow guests

biographies of my few fellow guests

biographies of my few fellow guests
although of course no one here would fit

although of course no one here would fit

although of course no one here would fit
into the sort of fiction I write

into the sort of fiction I write

into the sort of fiction I write
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setup' me

setup' me

setup' me
mel c

mel c

mel c
falcon

falcon

falcon
servos on primo

servos on primo

servos on primo
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there's an ancient veils deaf lady for

there's an ancient veils deaf lady for
example i have her down as the widow of

example i have her down as the widow of

example i have her down as the widow of
a belgian confectioner

a belgian confectioner

a belgian confectioner
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there's a couple of English women

there's a couple of English women
obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late
50s and mid twenties very grand and a

50s and mid twenties very grand and a

50s and mid twenties very grand and a
selfish old

selfish old

selfish old
dude is you will play Parvati eager to

dude is you will play Parvati eager to

dude is you will play Parvati eager to
roll Frawley gato and

roll Frawley gato and

roll Frawley gato and
another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful
English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost
certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer
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all women of course and you know David

all women of course and you know David

all women of course and you know David
how infinitely I prefer the company of

how infinitely I prefer the company of

how infinitely I prefer the company of
men

food for failures

food for failures
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you never get anything letters at home

you never get anything letters at home

you never get anything letters at home
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I suppose it must be time to get changed

I suppose it must be time to get changed

I suppose it must be time to get changed
and brave the dining room I know I'm

and brave the dining room I know I'm

and brave the dining room I know I'm
still in disgrace and only starting to

still in disgrace and only starting to

still in disgrace and only starting to
work off my probation

work off my probation

work off my probation
already I miss you so much

already I miss you so much

already I miss you so much
all my love Edith

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meet that you will surely having sort of

meet that you will surely having sort of

meet that you will surely having sort of
a title

a title

a title
beneath a visiting room yeah very good

beneath a visiting room yeah very good

beneath a visiting room yeah very good
it said to the publishers fortunately I

it said to the publishers fortunately I

it said to the publishers fortunately I
think this time I should be of negotiate

think this time I should be of negotiate

think this time I should be of negotiate
a considerably larger advance

a considerably larger advance

a considerably larger advance
there

there

there
what it is beginning to change you know

what it is beginning to change you know

what it is beginning to change you know
the romantic market

the romantic market

the romantic market
yes it's the cosmopolitan reader you

yes it's the cosmopolitan reader you

yes it's the cosmopolitan reader you
have to think of now the girl with the

have to think of now the girl with the

have to think of now the girl with the
executive briefcase

executive briefcase

executive briefcase
she wants more sexy now reassure her

she wants more sexy now reassure her

she wants more sexy now reassure her
that being liberated his funds want

that being liberated his funds want

that being liberated his funds want
something to take on a business trip

something to take on a business trip

something to take on a business trip
there's nearly nights in the hotel

there's nearly nights in the hotel

there's nearly nights in the hotel
something that will reflect her

something that will reflect her

something that will reflect her
lifestyle I've never met anybody with

lifestyle I've never met anybody with

lifestyle I've never met anybody with
such a thing as a lifestyle Herald what

such a thing as a lifestyle Herald what

such a thing as a lifestyle Herald what
does it mean it implies that everything

does it mean it implies that everything

does it mean it implies that everything
you owned was bought at exactly the same

you owned was bought at exactly the same

you owned was bought at exactly the same
time about five years ago at the moon

time about five years ago at the moon

time about five years ago at the moon
anyway if she's that Liberator why

anyway if she's that Liberator why

anyway if she's that Liberator why
doesn't she go down to the barn pick

doesn't she go down to the barn pick

doesn't she go down to the barn pick
someone up

someone up

someone up
I'll tell you why because when it comes

I'll tell you why because when it comes

I'll tell you why because when it comes
to the crunch she prefers the old mills

to the crunch she prefers the old mills

to the crunch she prefers the old mills
she prefers to believe she's going to be

she prefers to believe she's going to be

she prefers to believe she's going to be
discovered looking her best behind

discovered looking her best behind

discovered looking her best behind
closed doors just when she thought all

closed doors just when she thought all

closed doors just when she thought all
was lost by a man who was battled across

was lost by a man who was battled across

was lost by a man who was battled across
continents abandoning his entry solely

continents abandoning his entry solely

continents abandoning his entry solely
in order to reclaim her you're the

in order to reclaim her you're the

in order to reclaim her you're the
expert man yeah and it comes to matters

expert man yeah and it comes to matters

expert man yeah and it comes to matters
of the heart I mean

of the heart I mean

of the heart I mean
sure that's what you meant to say Harold

sure that's what you meant to say Harold

sure that's what you meant to say Harold
now either soon as well as I do a few

now either soon as well as I do a few

now either soon as well as I do a few
weeks away and everyone will have

weeks away and everyone will have

weeks away and everyone will have
forgotten all about that unfortunate

forgotten all about that unfortunate

forgotten all about that unfortunate
business

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my books aren't about love or any

my books aren't about love or any

my books aren't about love or any
incidentally a real subject is an even

incidentally a real subject is an even

incidentally a real subject is an even
more potent myth and you'll have to

more potent myth and you'll have to

more potent myth and you'll have to
explain what myth The Tortoise and the

explain what myth The Tortoise and the

explain what myth The Tortoise and the
hare you all have noticed Harold that in

hare you all have noticed Harold that in

hare you all have noticed Harold that in
my stories the unassuming Mouse always

my stories the unassuming Mouse always

my stories the unassuming Mouse always
gets the hero causing the sultry

gets the hero causing the sultry

gets the hero causing the sultry
temptress to retire baffled The Tortoise

temptress to retire baffled The Tortoise

temptress to retire baffled The Tortoise
in other words wins well naturally this

in other words wins well naturally this

in other words wins well naturally this
is a lie it's the hare who wins every

is a lie it's the hare who wins every

is a lie it's the hare who wins every
time in life that is not in fiction at

time in life that is not in fiction at

time in life that is not in fiction at
least not in mine the facts of life are

least not in mine the facts of life are

least not in mine the facts of life are
too terrible for my kind of fiction

too terrible for my kind of fiction

too terrible for my kind of fiction
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I'm glad you're back on foam already

I'm glad you're back on foam already

I'm glad you're back on foam already
that's most reassuring thank you for

that's most reassuring thank you for

that's most reassuring thank you for
lunch

lunch

lunch
can I get you a taxi

mommy said would you like to join us for

mommy said would you like to join us for
coffee in the cellar oh

coffee in the cellar oh

coffee in the cellar oh
thank you

this is very kind of you not at all

this is very kind of you not at all
my name is Edith and I'm mrs. Pusey how

my name is Edith and I'm mrs. Pusey how

my name is Edith and I'm mrs. Pusey how
do you do iris Pusey and this is my

do you do iris Pusey and this is my

do you do iris Pusey and this is my
daughter Jennifer do sit down I told

daughter Jennifer do sit down I told

daughter Jennifer do sit down I told
Jennifer to ask you to join us I can't

Jennifer to ask you to join us I can't

Jennifer to ask you to join us I can't
bear to see anyone on their own oh well

bear to see anyone on their own oh well

bear to see anyone on their own oh well
I said to Jennifer she has such sad eyes

I said to Jennifer she has such sad eyes

I said to Jennifer she has such sad eyes
I said

I said

I said
is this your first visit to the hotel it

is this your first visit to the hotel it

is this your first visit to the hotel it
is yes Oh everything coming every ever I

is yes Oh everything coming every ever I

is yes Oh everything coming every ever I
don't know how long haven't we my

don't know how long haven't we my

don't know how long haven't we my
darling

darling

darling
we're absolutely devoted to the early

we're absolutely devoted to the early

we're absolutely devoted to the early
are you my husband my late husband was

are you my husband my late husband was

are you my husband my late husband was
good enough to open that little account

good enough to open that little account

good enough to open that little account
for me there see oh he was a wonderful

for me there see oh he was a wonderful

for me there see oh he was a wonderful
wonderful man he was so so thoughtful

wonderful man he was so so thoughtful

wonderful man he was so so thoughtful
such an inspiration to us

such an inspiration to us

such an inspiration to us
is it sort of not healthy it's all right

is it sort of not healthy it's all right

is it sort of not healthy it's all right
poor he did some coffee

poor he did some coffee

poor he did some coffee
he gave me everything anyone could

he gave me everything anyone could

he gave me everything anyone could
possibly want

possibly want

possibly want
here you are as he used to say here's a

here you are as he used to say here's a

here you are as he used to say here's a
blank check that don't just spend it on

blank check that don't just spend it on

blank check that don't just spend it on
the house spend it on yourself

the house spend it on yourself

the house spend it on yourself
but of course my beautiful home always

but of course my beautiful home always

but of course my beautiful home always
came first

came first

came first
where do you live oh no nobody I'm

where do you live oh no nobody I'm

where do you live oh no nobody I'm
talking about our first home in Hazel

talking about our first home in Hazel

talking about our first home in Hazel
near architect-designed of course but I

near architect-designed of course but I

near architect-designed of course but I
mustn't go on about it because otherwise

mustn't go on about it because otherwise

mustn't go on about it because otherwise
Jetta thought you're getting upset this

Jetta thought you're getting upset this

Jetta thought you're getting upset this
time what drew my darling you see when

time what drew my darling you see when

time what drew my darling you see when
my husband went ahead office he was

my husband went ahead office he was

my husband went ahead office he was
quite prepared to stay on a green tiles

quite prepared to stay on a green tiles

quite prepared to stay on a green tiles
but I wouldn't have dreamt of allowing

but I wouldn't have dreamt of allowing

but I wouldn't have dreamt of allowing
to do all that traveling so we found the

to do all that traveling so we found the

to do all that traveling so we found the
most beautiful big flattened Sir John's

most beautiful big flattened Sir John's

most beautiful big flattened Sir John's
word

word

word
Jennifer has her own self-contained

Jennifer has her own self-contained

Jennifer has her own self-contained
suite and it's very convenient the

suite and it's very convenient the

suite and it's very convenient the
shopping is excellent of course we have

shopping is excellent of course we have

shopping is excellent of course we have
everything delivered

goodnight oh you're in the little room

goodnight oh you're in the little room
at the end are you yes oh very nice mmm

at the end are you yes oh very nice mmm

at the end are you yes oh very nice mmm
of course miss you you about always

of course miss you you about always

of course miss you you about always
gives us the same suite overlooking the

gives us the same suite overlooking the

gives us the same suite overlooking the
lake don't come in and have a look very

comfortable yes isn't it now come and

comfortable yes isn't it now come and
see my bedroom

I have a weakness for nice things I'm

I have a weakness for nice things I'm
afraid and there's such a good shopping

afraid and there's such a good shopping

afraid and there's such a good shopping
seorak it's one of the reasons why we

seorak it's one of the reasons why we

seorak it's one of the reasons why we
come back here every year mm-hmm and

come back here every year mm-hmm and

come back here every year mm-hmm and
that's Jennifer's bedroom of course

and it's always good idea you oughta buy

and it's always good idea you oughta buy
yourself something pretty while you're

yourself something pretty while you're

yourself something pretty while you're
here huh if you want to feel good you

here huh if you want to feel good you

here huh if you want to feel good you
got to look good that's what I'm always

got to look good that's what I'm always

got to look good that's what I'm always
telling Jennifer aren't I my darling

telling Jennifer aren't I my darling

telling Jennifer aren't I my darling
she does love her silly ol mother don't

she does love her silly ol mother don't

she does love her silly ol mother don't
you my pet

you my pet

you my pet
well thank you very much

good night well you know where we are

good night well you know where we are
now dear don't you so there's no excuse

now dear don't you so there's no excuse

now dear don't you so there's no excuse
for being alone

thank you

thank you
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more madam you faith wanna spot are we

more madam you faith wanna spot are we

more madam you faith wanna spot are we
even easy as possible Tonya

common was upper level no no

common was upper level no no
removal Allah

my dearest David

my dearest David
well we almost all have names now and

well we almost all have names now and

well we almost all have names now and
I've been obliged to revise every one of

I've been obliged to revise every one of

I've been obliged to revise every one of
my instant assessments

my instant assessments

my instant assessments
the Belgian confectioner's deaf widow

the Belgian confectioner's deaf widow

the Belgian confectioner's deaf widow
turns out to be a countess and

turns out to be a countess and

turns out to be a countess and
the dancer has also had to be upgraded

the dancer has also had to be upgraded

the dancer has also had to be upgraded
since her husband Sir John somebody is

since her husband Sir John somebody is

since her husband Sir John somebody is
apparently something frightfully

apparently something frightfully

apparently something frightfully
important and dull in the EEC

important and dull in the EEC

important and dull in the EEC
whereas my informants in these matters a

whereas my informants in these matters a

whereas my informants in these matters a
missus Pusey and her daughter have

missus Pusey and her daughter have

missus Pusey and her daughter have
conversely had to be adjusted downwards

conversely had to be adjusted downwards

conversely had to be adjusted downwards
in everything but age which I now feel I

in everything but age which I now feel I

in everything but age which I now feel I
underestimated by as much as ten years

underestimated by as much as ten years

underestimated by as much as ten years
so much for the novelists famed powers

so much for the novelists famed powers

so much for the novelists famed powers
of imagination but then I never was much

of imagination but then I never was much

of imagination but then I never was much
good at human nature I've always been

good at human nature I've always been

good at human nature I've always been
able to make up characters what I can't

able to make up characters what I can't

able to make up characters what I can't
do is decipher them in real life

do is decipher them in real life

do is decipher them in real life
really think she might let us know I

really think she might let us know I

really think she might let us know I
mean after all with very good customers

mean after all with very good customers

mean after all with very good customers
we sent her a Christmas card every year

we sent her a Christmas card every year

we sent her a Christmas card every year
now she simply vanishes perhaps she's

now she simply vanishes perhaps she's

now she simply vanishes perhaps she's
died

died

died
well you can't rely on anybody these

well you can't rely on anybody these

well you can't rely on anybody these
days not even in Switzerland I'm sure

days not even in Switzerland I'm sure

days not even in Switzerland I'm sure
you'll be able to find someone else oh

you'll be able to find someone else oh

you'll be able to find someone else oh
no my dear when it comes to drawn thread

no my dear when it comes to drawn thread

no my dear when it comes to drawn thread
work this little woman is simply

work this little woman is simply

work this little woman is simply
icomparable and as my husband always

icomparable and as my husband always

icomparable and as my husband always
used to say only the best is good enough

used to say only the best is good enough

used to say only the best is good enough
he is this your notebook

he is this your notebook

he is this your notebook
you mustn't lose it

you mustn't lose it

you mustn't lose it
thank you

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you know it's been bothering me all day

you remind me of someone now who is it

you remind me of someone now who is it
Virginia Woolf

you should know Jennifer who could it be

you should know Jennifer who could it be
well people usually seem to think you

well people usually seem to think you

well people usually seem to think you
know no no no I know exactly who it is

know no no no I know exactly who it is

know no no no I know exactly who it is
it's princess that's what you're exactly

it's princess that's what you're exactly

it's princess that's what you're exactly
like princess

well you seem to have an admirer

well you seem to have an admirer
I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm

I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm

I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm
not at all sure I could allow that it's

not at all sure I could allow that it's

not at all sure I could allow that it's
Sunday what possible excuse can you make

Sunday what possible excuse can you make

Sunday what possible excuse can you make
I have to get back to the rooms excuse

I have to get back to the rooms excuse

I have to get back to the rooms excuse
me what rooms you know eat it of course

me what rooms you know eat it of course

me what rooms you know eat it of course
she rides yeah I often think if I put my

she rides yeah I often think if I put my

she rides yeah I often think if I put my
mind to it I could be just as good after

mind to it I could be just as good after

mind to it I could be just as good after
all I lead a much fuller life

all I lead a much fuller life

all I lead a much fuller life
I'm always surprised she never uses me

I'm always surprised she never uses me

I'm always surprised she never uses me
in any of her books I

in any of her books I

in any of her books I
do it's just she's never noticed

do it's just she's never noticed

do it's just she's never noticed
but what are these rooms a

but what are these rooms a

but what are these rooms a
5-story warehouse in Chilton Street

5-story warehouse in Chilton Street

I'm an auctioneer

I'm an auctioneer
where do you live

where do you live

where do you live
that one's mine there

that one's mine there

that one's mine there
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David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs

David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs

David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs
an auction house of course he's always

an auction house of course he's always

an auction house of course he's always
had rather a soft spot for me how do you

had rather a soft spot for me how do you

had rather a soft spot for me how do you
know him I was at school with his wife

know him I was at school with his wife

know him I was at school with his wife
Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall

Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall

Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall
fair very good-looking you must have met

fair very good-looking you must have met

fair very good-looking you must have met
her here often I

her here often I

her here often I
don't worry about you Edith you know

don't worry about you Edith you know

don't worry about you Edith you know
mooning about on your own why wouldn't

mooning about on your own why wouldn't

mooning about on your own why wouldn't
you go out to dinner with Peter when he

you go out to dinner with Peter when he

you go out to dinner with Peter when he
asked you I'm not much company when I'm

asked you I'm not much company when I'm

asked you I'm not much company when I'm
in the middle of a book he's quite good

in the middle of a book he's quite good

in the middle of a book he's quite good
value you know one of my nicer castoffs

value you know one of my nicer castoffs

value you know one of my nicer castoffs
I'm sure

I'm sure

I'm sure
no you're probably right he's really

no you're probably right he's really

no you're probably right he's really
rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna

rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna

rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna
have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard

have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard

have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard
it'll be back any minute he's just

it'll be back any minute he's just

it'll be back any minute he's just
dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You

dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You

dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You
Penelope that's quite all right darling

Penelope that's quite all right darling

Penelope that's quite all right darling
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I've always understood the rules

I've always understood the rules
no one to be hurt no mention in lonely

no one to be hurt no mention in lonely

no one to be hurt no mention in lonely
evenings or empty Sundays or holidays

evenings or empty Sundays or holidays

evenings or empty Sundays or holidays
cancelled at the last minute

cancelled at the last minute

cancelled at the last minute
all very rational and sensible

all very rational and sensible

all very rational and sensible
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you can't imagine how much I long to see

you can't imagine how much I long to see

you can't imagine how much I long to see
you again

you again

you again
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I say

I don't want that man round me anymore

I don't want that man round me anymore
would you mind awfully coming and

would you mind awfully coming and

would you mind awfully coming and
sitting with me

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mónica Edith

not with Elmar Pusey today then I didn't

not with Elmar Pusey today then I didn't
feel quite up to her this early in the

feel quite up to her this early in the

feel quite up to her this early in the
morning I can't stand the sight of her

morning I can't stand the sight of her

morning I can't stand the sight of her
myself

of course Sunday's the one day they

of course Sunday's the one day they
can't Swan around buying knickers oh I

can't Swan around buying knickers oh I

can't Swan around buying knickers oh I
do beg your pardon lingerie

do beg your pardon lingerie

do beg your pardon lingerie
not that I put it past her to bang up

not that I put it past her to bang up

not that I put it past her to bang up
some richard little shopkeeper on a

some richard little shopkeeper on a

some richard little shopkeeper on a
sunday simply because she happened to

sunday simply because she happened to

sunday simply because she happened to
have a spare a few thousand francs I do

have a spare a few thousand francs I do

have a spare a few thousand francs I do
seem to do a great deal of shopping you

seem to do a great deal of shopping you

seem to do a great deal of shopping you
know they're loaded trade of course

know they're loaded trade of course

know they're loaded trade of course
daddy was a sherry importer not that the

daddy was a sherry importer not that the

daddy was a sherry importer not that the
ogre would touch the stuff she prefers

ogre would touch the stuff she prefers

ogre would touch the stuff she prefers
champagne

champagne

champagne
who doesn't

who doesn't

who doesn't
how long have you been here ages I'm

how long have you been here ages I'm

how long have you been here ages I'm
here for my health I'm sorry have you

here for my health I'm sorry have you

here for my health I'm sorry have you
been here

been here

been here
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that's his song

that's his song
crowd he comes once a month to take her

crowd he comes once a month to take her

crowd he comes once a month to take her
out for the day

out for the day

out for the day
he still lives in her beautiful old

he still lives in her beautiful old

he still lives in her beautiful old
house across the lake

house across the lake

house across the lake
but when he married that tart who used

but when he married that tart who used

but when he married that tart who used
to be a hairdresser

how do you know all this should tell me

how do you know all this should tell me
death is a post as well

death is a post as well

death is a post as well
what a life

what a life

what a life
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you thank you

I'm not allowed to a core

I'm not allowed to a core
still

still

still
what the hell

there's something soothing about mrs.

there's something soothing about mrs.
pews is simple green at least she's

pews is simple green at least she's

pews is simple green at least she's
quite obviously having a good time

quite obviously having a good time

quite obviously having a good time
Jennifer's the one I can't make out

Jennifer's the one I can't make out

Jennifer's the one I can't make out
Jennifer I assure you

what's wrong with your health if you

what's wrong with your health if you
don't mind my asking I have an eating

don't mind my asking I have an eating

don't mind my asking I have an eating
problem

problem

problem
what sort of problem well basically

what sort of problem well basically

what sort of problem well basically
except for this sort of stuff I can't

except for this sort of stuff I can't

except for this sort of stuff I can't
stand food oh I see

which is fine

which is fine
or would be if it hadn't caused my tubes

or would be if it hadn't caused my tubes

or would be if it hadn't caused my tubes
to pack up for some unknown reason

can't think why he's quite so fanatical

can't think why he's quite so fanatical
about it the family's just a lot of

about it the family's just a lot of

about it the family's just a lot of
jumped up iron mongers of the truth

jumped up iron mongers of the truth

jumped up iron mongers of the truth
Fatone

but

but
he says if I can't get myself organized

he says if I can't get myself organized

he says if I can't get myself organized
he's going to give me the boot

the worst of it is

the worst of it is
I'd love to have a baby

hadn't we better be getting back it's

hadn't we better be getting back it's
nearly lunchtime I can't stand that

nearly lunchtime I can't stand that

nearly lunchtime I can't stand that
dining room I'm sick of that awful fish

dining room I'm sick of that awful fish

dining room I'm sick of that awful fish
and they've been told to spy on me

and they've been told to spy on me

and they've been told to spy on me
that's why I had to take Kiki in with me

that's why I had to take Kiki in with me

that's why I had to take Kiki in with me
where is Kiki today oh he misbehaved

where is Kiki today oh he misbehaved

where is Kiki today oh he misbehaved
himself again they made me lock him in

himself again they made me lock him in

himself again they made me lock him in
the bathroom

the bathroom

the bathroom
bloody swiss they hate dogs

so aren't you coming for lunch I

so aren't you coming for lunch I
need another piece of cake

but you will spend some time with me

but you will spend some time with me
won't you I feel safe with you

won't you I feel safe with you

won't you I feel safe with you
say to most people I'm afraid

well I'll Sofia cops are we snips yellow

well I'll Sofia cops are we snips yellow
there you are where have you been all

there you are where have you been all

there you are where have you been all
day I went into town to look round

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[Music]
good afternoon ladies I thought you

good afternoon ladies I thought you

good afternoon ladies I thought you
might like a look at the papers

might like a look at the papers

might like a look at the papers
that's very kind of you mr. Neville I'm

that's very kind of you mr. Neville I'm

that's very kind of you mr. Neville I'm
sure the others will be delighted but I

sure the others will be delighted but I

sure the others will be delighted but I
just assumed not I find them so

just assumed not I find them so

just assumed not I find them so
depressing the world is so ugly

depressing the world is so ugly

depressing the world is so ugly
I know I know fashion but I prefer to

I know I know fashion but I prefer to

I know I know fashion but I prefer to
stick to my book

the Sun at midnight by Vanessa Wilde and

the Sun at midnight by Vanessa Wilde and
not an author known to me I regret to

not an author known to me I regret to

not an author known to me I regret to
say most enjoyable I'm afraid this isn't

say most enjoyable I'm afraid this isn't

say most enjoyable I'm afraid this isn't
one of her best

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[Music]
truffle

truffle

truffle
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perhaps you'd care to go for a walk

perhaps you'd care to go for a walk
later I think this may be the last good

later I think this may be the last good

later I think this may be the last good
day we'll get

day we'll get

day we'll get
well um

well um

well um
no you go

no you go

no you go
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[Music]

[Music]
well novices well I don't believe we've

well novices well I don't believe we've

well novices well I don't believe we've
been properly introduced my name is

been properly introduced my name is

been properly introduced my name is
Philip Nevel and you I gather I miss

Philip Nevel and you I gather I miss

Philip Nevel and you I gather I miss
hope that's right Oh may I call you oh

hope that's right Oh may I call you oh

hope that's right Oh may I call you oh
Vanessa while

Vanessa while

Vanessa while
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well that's a distinct improvement on

well that's a distinct improvement on
your usual expression I wasn't aware

your usual expression I wasn't aware

your usual expression I wasn't aware
that anyone was interested in my

that anyone was interested in my

that anyone was interested in my
expression oh yes I

expression oh yes I

expression oh yes I
should say that you were rather bored

you know those hills over there to the

you know those hills over there to the
south yeah

south yeah

south yeah
there's some very good restaurants

I'll telephone you if I may

I'll telephone you if I may
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[Music]

[Music]
I will meet

I will meet

I will meet
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[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

however beautiful the sunset on the lake

however beautiful the sunset on the lake
Clara found herself unable to respond

Clara found herself unable to respond

Clara found herself unable to respond
properly to its splendor a prey of she

properly to its splendor a prey of she

properly to its splendor a prey of she
was too oppressive and melancholy

was too oppressive and melancholy

was too oppressive and melancholy
thoughts

thoughts

thoughts
was there nothing to be done for the old

was there nothing to be done for the old

was there nothing to be done for the old
lady and was Nigel to be trusted

big spider you ever seen

big spider you ever seen
porygon

porygon

porygon
thank you so much she's been terrified

thank you so much she's been terrified

thank you so much she's been terrified
of spiders ever since she was tiny

well if everyone's alright I think I'll

well if everyone's alright I think I'll
say good night

say good night

say good night
everyone's

everyone's

everyone's
perfectly alright

I'm so pleased we managed to tempt you

I'm so pleased we managed to tempt you
away from your desert well that's very

away from your desert well that's very

away from your desert well that's very
sweet of you usually hear from the

sweet of you usually hear from the

sweet of you usually hear from the
garden

don't know if you know David Simmons yes

don't know if you know David Simmons yes
yes we haven't met it Penelope Mills

yes we haven't met it Penelope Mills

yes we haven't met it Penelope Mills
wasn't it that's right and this is his

wasn't it that's right and this is his

wasn't it that's right and this is his
wife Priscilla

wife Priscilla

wife Priscilla
and our old friend Jeffery long how do

and our old friend Jeffery long how do

and our old friend Jeffery long how do
you do

you do

you do
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[Music]

[Music]
James

James

James
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where I have a cottage in Oxfordshire

where I have a cottage in Oxfordshire

where I have a cottage in Oxfordshire
but I'm afraid I take no interest

but I'm afraid I take no interest

but I'm afraid I take no interest
whatsoever in the garden there's no boy

whatsoever in the garden there's no boy

whatsoever in the garden there's no boy
in a flared cab I leave all the

in a flared cab I leave all the

in a flared cab I leave all the
decisions up to him I have help even

decisions up to him I have help even

decisions up to him I have help even
with my little patch but I love my

with my little patch but I love my

with my little patch but I love my
garden of course what we really like is

garden of course what we really like is

garden of course what we really like is
Crete or North Africa but it's too hot

Crete or North Africa but it's too hot

Crete or North Africa but it's too hot
for the children they get frightfully

for the children they get frightfully

for the children they get frightfully
ratty what she means is it'll be France

ratty what she means is it'll be France

ratty what she means is it'll be France
again very nice some reason there's

again very nice some reason there's

again very nice some reason there's
nothing like a holiday to produce a

nothing like a holiday to produce a

nothing like a holiday to produce a
really good route we can't eat look

really good route we can't eat look

really good route we can't eat look
whether to take her car or mine can we

whether to take her car or mine can we

whether to take her car or mine can we
will you excuse me I'm afraid I really

will you excuse me I'm afraid I really

will you excuse me I'm afraid I really
have to be getting back but it's still

have to be getting back but it's still

have to be getting back but it's still
quite early I have something I rather

quite early I have something I rather

quite early I have something I rather
want to finish burning the midnight oil

want to finish burning the midnight oil

want to finish burning the midnight oil
are you poor Edith but they're such

are you poor Edith but they're such

are you poor Edith but they're such
lovely books dear and we're all such

lovely books dear and we're all such

lovely books dear and we're all such
fans may I offer you a lift

fans may I offer you a lift

fans may I offer you a lift
I've greatly enjoyed this evening

I've greatly enjoyed this evening

I've greatly enjoyed this evening
it's one of the first times I've been

it's one of the first times I've been

it's one of the first times I've been
out since my mother died I'm sorry yes

out since my mother died I'm sorry yes

out since my mother died I'm sorry yes
I miss her a great deal you live with

I miss her a great deal you live with

I miss her a great deal you live with
how did you

how did you

how did you
she hadn't been well for some time

she hadn't been well for some time

she hadn't been well for some time
she needed quite a bit of looking after

she needed quite a bit of looking after

she needed quite a bit of looking after
and doesn't often hear of such devotion

and doesn't often hear of such devotion

and doesn't often hear of such devotion
there's men I know I'm capable of

there's men I know I'm capable of

there's men I know I'm capable of
denying themselves anything

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[Music]
Oh

who comes here

who comes here
people like us

why don't you tell me about it

why don't you tell me about it
no it's too nice a day for all that and

no it's too nice a day for all that and

no it's too nice a day for all that and
I'm having such a good time

I'm having such a good time

I'm having such a good time
you had a finisher of a book

you had a finisher of a book

you had a finisher of a book
that's right

why are you here why shouldn't I be here

why are you here why shouldn't I be here
well that hotel hardly seems the place

well that hotel hardly seems the place

well that hotel hardly seems the place
for you I'm rather fond of it I came

for you I'm rather fond of it I came

for you I'm rather fond of it I came
here once with my wife then as I was at

here once with my wife then as I was at

here once with my wife then as I was at
this conference in Zurich what about

this conference in Zurich what about

this conference in Zurich what about
electronics I have quite a sizeable

electronics I have quite a sizeable

electronics I have quite a sizeable
electronics family amor bruh she's doing

electronics family amor bruh she's doing

electronics family amor bruh she's doing
surprisingly well and your wife didn't

surprisingly well and your wife didn't

surprisingly well and your wife didn't
come with you this time no

no she left me three years ago

no she left me three years ago
ran away with a man ten years her junior

ran away with a man ten years her junior

ran away with a man ten years her junior
with whom she remains despite all

with whom she remains despite all

with whom she remains despite all
predictions radiantly happy cap

predictions radiantly happy cap

predictions radiantly happy cap
marvellous

marvellous

marvellous
I'm sorry

you often think about being happy

you often think about being happy
all the time

all the time

all the time
it's a mistake if I may say so I dare

it's a mistake if I may say so I dare

it's a mistake if I may say so I dare
say you're in love

now you mustn't confuse happiness with

now you mustn't confuse happiness with
one particular person

one particular person

one particular person
since I stopped doing that I discovered

since I stopped doing that I discovered

since I stopped doing that I discovered
the secret of contentment

the secret of contentment

the secret of contentment
you better tell me what it is it's

you better tell me what it is it's

you better tell me what it is it's
simple really

simple really

simple really
avoid huge emotional investments and

avoid huge emotional investments and

avoid huge emotional investments and
even do what you like

even do what you like

even do what you like
if you're prepared to do the one thing

if you're prepared to do the one thing

if you're prepared to do the one thing
that's drilled out of your from early

that's drilled out of your from early

that's drilled out of your from early
childhood which is to say please

childhood which is to say please

childhood which is to say please
yourself there's no reason why you

yourself there's no reason why you

yourself there's no reason why you
should ever be unhappy again or entirely

should ever be unhappy again or entirely

should ever be unhappy again or entirely
happy either

happy either

happy either
the only romantic it is

the only romantic it is

the only romantic it is
may I call you Edith miss hope seems

may I call you Edith miss hope seems

may I call you Edith miss hope seems
unduly melancholy yes but why do you

unduly melancholy yes but why do you

unduly melancholy yes but why do you
call me a romantic just because I don't

call me a romantic just because I don't

call me a romantic just because I don't
see things the way you do no it's

see things the way you do no it's

see things the way you do no it's
because you're misled by what you want

because you're misled by what you want

because you're misled by what you want
to believe

to believe

to believe
are you sure you must know however much

are you sure you must know however much

are you sure you must know however much
two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another
there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete
harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge
no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins
to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it
all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer
to share your life nay much better to

to share your life nay much better to

to share your life nay much better to
limits

limits

limits
you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends
it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with
low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that
make them uneasy

make them uneasy

make them uneasy
there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning
but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested
in finding out what it is

this life you advocate with its low

this life you advocate with its low
moral standards we really recommend it

moral standards we really recommend it

moral standards we really recommend it
for others I mean

for others I mean

for others I mean
you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral
standards and others least have come to

standards and others least have come to

standards and others least have come to
understand them

understand them

understand them
you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live
without la vidas no I cannot live

without la vidas no I cannot live

without la vidas no I cannot live
without it I wish I mean I cannot live

without it I wish I mean I cannot live

without it I wish I mean I cannot live
well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak
or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of
energy I

energy I

energy I
include

include

include
my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit
in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or
writing safe in the knowledge that the

writing safe in the knowledge that the

writing safe in the knowledge that the
person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in
the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a
romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I
don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of
passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity
of routine

of routine

of routine
an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards
preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the
cat ass I'm glad you find this so

cat ass I'm glad you find this so

cat ass I'm glad you find this so
amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better
in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's
more like it I'm sorry you're obviously

more like it I'm sorry you're obviously

more like it I'm sorry you're obviously
a good woman why do say that good women

a good woman why do say that good women

a good woman why do say that good women
always think it's their fault when

always think it's their fault when

always think it's their fault when
somebody else is being offensive baboon

somebody else is being offensive baboon

somebody else is being offensive baboon
we never take the blame for anything

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[Music]
[Applause]

let me tell you what you need it is I

let me tell you what you need it is I
thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you
just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken
you don't need more love any less

you don't need more love any less

you don't need more love any less
it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the
hotel du Lac out of season to sit where

hotel du Lac out of season to sit where

hotel du Lac out of season to sit where
there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is
that you what

that you what

that you what
no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need
it's marriage

it's marriage

it's marriage
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[Music]

[Music]
yes I know

yes I know

yes I know
when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as
badly as everybody else you'll be much

badly as everybody else you'll be much

badly as everybody else you'll be much
more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait
by the telephone the game

by the telephone the game

by the telephone the game
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[Music]

[Music]
I'm sorry you're an excellent woman and

I'm sorry you're an excellent woman and

I'm sorry you're an excellent woman and
I offended you please forgive me you're

I offended you please forgive me you're

I offended you please forgive me you're
a sadist so my wife always dope I don't

a sadist so my wife always dope I don't

a sadist so my wife always dope I don't
know why you should assume my capacity

know why you should assume my capacity

know why you should assume my capacity
for bad behavior is never used well if

for bad behavior is never used well if

for bad behavior is never used well if
it were he was hard to be moving around

it were he was hard to be moving around

it were he was hard to be moving around
in that cardigan I hate you

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[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

I know coming along very well

I know coming along very well
I find that smile of yours just the

I find that smile of yours just the

I find that smile of yours just the
faintest bit unhear me appalled and you

faintest bit unhear me appalled and you

faintest bit unhear me appalled and you
get to know me better you realize just

get to know me better you realize just

get to know me better you realize just
how an amiable it really

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
I

I

I
was wearing the green dress you've

was wearing the green dress you've

was wearing the green dress you've
always disliked safe in the knowledge

always disliked safe in the knowledge

always disliked safe in the knowledge
that you would not be here to dislike it

that you would not be here to dislike it

that you would not be here to dislike it
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[Music]

[Music]
it soon became clear that something was

it soon became clear that something was

it soon became clear that something was
afoot but nobody was in the least

afoot but nobody was in the least

afoot but nobody was in the least
prepared for the scale of the

prepared for the scale of the

prepared for the scale of the
entertainment

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[Music]
it was mrs. Pierce's birthday but which

it was mrs. Pierce's birthday but which

it was mrs. Pierce's birthday but which
her cake fell vast offered no clue

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

our hoods in deference to the occasion

our hoods in deference to the occasion
all the guests took coffee together in a

all the guests took coffee together in a

all the guests took coffee together in a
special room set aside for the purpose

special room set aside for the purpose

special room set aside for the purpose
a

glum Elsie Barratt rashaam Mon petit

glum Elsie Barratt rashaam Mon petit
fair to blame another

fair to blame another

fair to blame another
planet Hong Kong

planet Hong Kong

planet Hong Kong
evil to be the gala alone dear

evil to be the gala alone dear

evil to be the gala alone dear
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Madame de Bono I left early having borne

Madame de Bono I left early having borne
it all very nobly poor old circles and

it all very nobly poor old circles and

it all very nobly poor old circles and
mr. Neville conversely arrived too late

mr. Neville conversely arrived too late

mr. Neville conversely arrived too late
but we were a full and appreciative

but we were a full and appreciative

but we were a full and appreciative
birthday I understand yes about where

birthday I understand yes about where

birthday I understand yes about where
have you been you naughty man you missed

have you been you naughty man you missed

have you been you naughty man you missed
the most magnificent cake a birthday

the most magnificent cake a birthday

the most magnificent cake a birthday
cake well not exactly the wind any

cake well not exactly the wind any

cake well not exactly the wind any
candles on it oh I think there's a

candles on it oh I think there's a

candles on it oh I think there's a
certain stage when one can dispense with

certain stage when one can dispense with

certain stage when one can dispense with
candles yes but what stage

candles yes but what stage

candles yes but what stage
40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60

40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60

40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60
I

I

I
think once is over does one feel you

think once is over does one feel you

think once is over does one feel you
know sometimes I feel as if I was still

know sometimes I feel as if I was still

know sometimes I feel as if I was still
a little girl

a little girl

a little girl
not when you see Jennifer and I

look 60 so she has a good many birthdays

look 60 so she has a good many birthdays
to look forward to before reaching that

to look forward to before reaching that

to look forward to before reaching that
particular milestone oh now I'll fill it

particular milestone oh now I'll fill it

particular milestone oh now I'll fill it
there's no need for flattery flattery

there's no need for flattery flattery

there's no need for flattery flattery
I'm sure the truth be known you're

I'm sure the truth be known you're

I'm sure the truth be known you're
probably younger than I am

probably younger than I am

probably younger than I am
I'm afraid not

I'm afraid not

I'm afraid not
if you must know

I'm 79

I'm 79
can't be true for putting on egg

can't be true for putting on egg

can't be true for putting on egg
I'm afraid not I mean it is 18 seats but

I'm afraid not I mean it is 18 seats but

I'm afraid not I mean it is 18 seats but
remarkable I didn't intend to be such

remarkable I didn't intend to be such

remarkable I didn't intend to be such
age and parents I mean that's why we

age and parents I mean that's why we

age and parents I mean that's why we
bought that lovely home in Zambia the

bought that lovely home in Zambia the

bought that lovely home in Zambia the
moment we saw it we said just right for

moment we saw it we said just right for

moment we saw it we said just right for
children

children

children
couldn't you have any no however hard we

couldn't you have any no however hard we

couldn't you have any no however hard we
try we've got the same problem it's just

try we've got the same problem it's just

try we've got the same problem it's just
patience idea patience

patience idea patience

patience idea patience
perseverance you see John things and the

perseverance you see John things and the

perseverance you see John things and the
result was certainly well worth waiting

result was certainly well worth waiting

result was certainly well worth waiting
for

for

for
my husband always wanted a little girl

my husband always wanted a little girl

my husband always wanted a little girl
and she kept him waiting such a long

and she kept him waiting such a long

and she kept him waiting such a long
time he couldn't help spoiling I could

time he couldn't help spoiling I could

time he couldn't help spoiling I could
he my darling

he my darling

he my darling
love you on Twitter it that was her pony

love you on Twitter it that was her pony

love you on Twitter it that was her pony
she used to watch it over and over again

she used to watch it over and over again

she used to watch it over and over again
couldn't bear to see her in tears here

couldn't bear to see her in tears here

couldn't bear to see her in tears here
you are address used a song here's a

you are address used a song here's a

you are address used a song here's a
blank check not buy her something nice

blank check not buy her something nice

blank check not buy her something nice
and I don't think she's any the worse

and I don't think she's any the worse

and I don't think she's any the worse
for a bit of spoiling are you wondering

for a bit of spoiling are you wondering

for a bit of spoiling are you wondering
that was the reason why he wouldn't go

that was the reason why he wouldn't go

that was the reason why he wouldn't go
to hunt a certain stage David the

to hunt a certain stage David the

to hunt a certain stage David the
evening started to go wrong a feeling of

evening started to go wrong a feeling of

evening started to go wrong a feeling of
desolation began to spread and I wanted

desolation began to spread and I wanted

desolation began to spread and I wanted
you very much

you very much

you very much
but you weren't there

perhaps it was simply that the whole

perhaps it was simply that the whole
occasion put me in mind of my own most

occasion put me in mind of my own most

occasion put me in mind of my own most
recent celebration

recent celebration

recent celebration
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I'll hope you've had your bars why why

I'll hope you've had your bars why why

I'll hope you've had your bars why why
because it's ten o'clock that's why the

because it's ten o'clock that's why the

because it's ten o'clock that's why the
cars come here 11:30 isn't it yes I know

cars come here 11:30 isn't it yes I know

cars come here 11:30 isn't it yes I know
you're in a dream half the time making

you're in a dream half the time making

you're in a dream half the time making
up those stories of yours but I have

up those stories of yours but I have

up those stories of yours but I have
thought today of all days you dwell off

thought today of all days you dwell off

thought today of all days you dwell off
you go then

you go then

you go then
I'll look after the caterers

I'll look after the caterers

I'll look after the caterers
remember young got all day

remember young got all day

remember young got all day
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I

I
have something for you

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[Music]
it was my mother's I

it was my mother's I

it was my mother's I
know she would have wanted you to have

know she would have wanted you to have

know she would have wanted you to have
it

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I didn't believe in giving people lover

I didn't believe in giving people lover

I didn't believe in giving people lover
food myself where the asparagus tips

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[Music]
Charlie nice now would you mind giving

Charlie nice now would you mind giving

Charlie nice now would you mind giving
us a bit of elbow room we've got another

us a bit of elbow room we've got another

us a bit of elbow room we've got another
doing true Gunter ridden half an hour

doing true Gunter ridden half an hour

doing true Gunter ridden half an hour
look here I

look here I

look here I
brought you this in for the cake

as we knew since our wedding

as we knew since our wedding
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would you take me on a little further

would you take me on a little further
please I've changed my mind

please I've changed my mind

please I've changed my mind
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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
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[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
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fascinators

I'm sorry Jeffrey I have nothing to say

I'm sorry Jeffrey I have nothing to say
to you Edith you have made me a

to you Edith you have made me a

to you Edith you have made me a
laughingstock I think you will find it I

laughingstock I think you will find it I

laughingstock I think you will find it I
Who am the laughingstock

Who am the laughingstock

Who am the laughingstock
I'm only grateful poor mother didn't

I'm only grateful poor mother didn't

I'm only grateful poor mother didn't
live to see this

I

I
can't think what's happened to eateth

can't think what's happened to eateth

can't think what's happened to eateth
I'm afraid she must have been taken ill

I'm afraid she must have been taken ill

I'm afraid she must have been taken ill
no I'm quite all right

thank you for your everyone Penelope

thank you for your everyone Penelope
when they leave perhaps you might ask

when they leave perhaps you might ask

when they leave perhaps you might ask
them to take their presents away

them to take their presents away

them to take their presents away
and if anyone wants me I'll be in the

and if anyone wants me I'll be in the

and if anyone wants me I'll be in the
garden with my agent

my dear

my dear
is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm
fine not drowning but waving

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[Applause]

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[Applause]
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or even up to

drink oh I don't think so oh dude I

drink oh I don't think so oh dude I
wasn't sure you were in as you can see

wasn't sure you were in as you can see

wasn't sure you were in as you can see
there's plenty of it

there's plenty of it

there's plenty of it
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we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark
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I couldn't help feeling that changing my

I couldn't help feeling that changing my
name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in
the right direction

the right direction

the right direction
of a last-minute decision wasn't it I

of a last-minute decision wasn't it I

of a last-minute decision wasn't it I
mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my
cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and
Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country
really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe
I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while
in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I
didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed
a holiday

a holiday

a holiday
I

I

I
didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you
again

again

again
you know I

you know I

you know I
mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did
think

think

think
you were in love

you were in love

you were in love
well don't come on let's go upstairs

for whoever in a loan or ability to say

for whoever in a loan or ability to say
to tell

me now you're famous you

me now you're famous you
buy them tiddler you know your Famer

buy them tiddler you know your Famer

buy them tiddler you know your Famer
them what somebody tell me what's

them what somebody tell me what's

them what somebody tell me what's
happened oh

I'm good of you to come

I'm good of you to come
what's the matter mrs. beauty are you

what's the matter mrs. beauty are you

what's the matter mrs. beauty are you
will no I'm all right it's Jennifer or

will no I'm all right it's Jennifer or

will no I'm all right it's Jennifer or
will you go to her please

are you all right yes

are you all right yes
what's going on nothing well is there

what's going on nothing well is there

what's going on nothing well is there
anything I can do for you

anything I can do for you

anything I can do for you
what mine's more coffee

what mine's more coffee

what mine's more coffee
coffee

coffee

coffee
yes

yes

yes
sure you don't need a doctor or anything

sure you don't need a doctor or anything

sure you don't need a doctor or anything
could cut it just look after mummy for

could cut it just look after mummy for

could cut it just look after mummy for
me would you

when was that would weigh on Godric

when was that would weigh on Godric
offensive okay dude you can fit me we

offensive okay dude you can fit me we

offensive okay dude you can fit me we
made something more with yes you should

made something more with yes you should

made something more with yes you should
we're gonna keep him I mean

what's going on

what's going on
why was mr. Cooper shaking Paula

why was mr. Cooper shaking Paula

why was mr. Cooper shaking Paula
I like that what happened well I

I like that what happened well I

I like that what happened well I
couldn't sleep I didn't get off till

couldn't sleep I didn't get off till

couldn't sleep I didn't get off till
about door and then all of a sudden I

about door and then all of a sudden I

about door and then all of a sudden I
woke up and I heard a noise in

woke up and I heard a noise in

woke up and I heard a noise in
Jennifer's room a doll I was absolutely

Jennifer's room a doll I was absolutely

Jennifer's room a doll I was absolutely
terrified

terrified

terrified
well she seems quite alright yes thank

well she seems quite alright yes thank

well she seems quite alright yes thank
heavens it was a dreadful boy who knows

heavens it was a dreadful boy who knows

heavens it was a dreadful boy who knows
if I am I'm sure there's been some

if I am I'm sure there's been some

if I am I'm sure there's been some
misunderstanding I never trusted him his

misunderstanding I never trusted him his

misunderstanding I never trusted him his
eyes are too small

eyes are too small

eyes are too small
are you sure he wasn't just taking in

are you sure he wasn't just taking in

are you sure he wasn't just taking in
Jennifer's breakfast you'll have to go

Jennifer's breakfast you'll have to go

Jennifer's breakfast you'll have to go
of course I'll speak to Monsieur bear

of course I'll speak to Monsieur bear

of course I'll speak to Monsieur bear
about him

well if you alright oh yes dear you go

well if you alright oh yes dear you go
you go I know what a walker you are

do me a favor Edith I never have any

do me a favor Edith I never have any
plans I should have thought that was

plans I should have thought that was

plans I should have thought that was
fairly obvious by now

fairly obvious by now

fairly obvious by now
aren't you supposed to be a writer and

aren't you supposed to be a writer and

aren't you supposed to be a writer and
aren't writers supposed to be good at

aren't writers supposed to be good at

aren't writers supposed to be good at
observing human nature I

observing human nature I

observing human nature I
only ask because sometimes strike me as

only ask because sometimes strike me as

only ask because sometimes strike me as
being a bit thick

being a bit thick

being a bit thick
I'm sorry

anyway I

anyway I
gather are mr. Neville's taken quite a

gather are mr. Neville's taken quite a

gather are mr. Neville's taken quite a
shine to you we just went for a walk I

shine to you we just went for a walk I

shine to you we just went for a walk I
heard you were having lunch with him

heard you were having lunch with him

heard you were having lunch with him
again tomorrow I

again tomorrow I

again tomorrow I
reckon if you played your cards right

reckon if you played your cards right

reckon if you played your cards right
you could have him I gather he's worth

you could have him I gather he's worth

you could have him I gather he's worth
quite a bit does he trade of course

quite a bit does he trade of course

quite a bit does he trade of course
Monica I'm not after mr. Neville what is

Monica I'm not after mr. Neville what is

Monica I'm not after mr. Neville what is
money I earn my own money money is what

money I earn my own money money is what

money I earn my own money money is what
you worm when you grow up I hate this

you worm when you grow up I hate this

you worm when you grow up I hate this
idea of women prospecting for someone

idea of women prospecting for someone

idea of women prospecting for someone
with mummy I can't see what's wrong with

with mummy I can't see what's wrong with

with mummy I can't see what's wrong with
it it's part of a conspiracy among women

it it's part of a conspiracy among women

it it's part of a conspiracy among women
who think they have some divine right to

who think they have some divine right to

who think they have some divine right to
all the treats and privileges they can

all the treats and privileges they can

all the treats and privileges they can
we both do behave as badly as the

we both do behave as badly as the

we both do behave as badly as the
Pierces this morning who feels somehow

Pierces this morning who feels somehow

Pierces this morning who feels somehow
they're entitled to make it illogical

they're entitled to make it illogical

they're entitled to make it illogical
fusses I think they're dishonorable I'm

fusses I think they're dishonorable I'm

fusses I think they're dishonorable I'm
very probably a better target for the

very probably a better target for the

very probably a better target for the
feminists than men

feminists than men

feminists than men
way about my head I'm afraid

way about my head I'm afraid

way about my head I'm afraid
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baby

baby
wonder that dog isn't an enormous he's

wonder that dog isn't an enormous he's

wonder that dog isn't an enormous he's
six most of it up

six most of it up

six most of it up
anyway I didn't say you were after him

anyway I didn't say you were after him

anyway I didn't say you were after him
why shouldn't he be after you you're not

why shouldn't he be after you you're not

why shouldn't he be after you you're not
bad-looking

bad-looking

bad-looking
it leaves a terrible if you don't mind

it leaves a terrible if you don't mind

it leaves a terrible if you don't mind
my saying so

my saying so

my saying so
Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville

Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville

Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville
who said anything about love

now what

now what
nothing I was just thinking how little

nothing I was just thinking how little

nothing I was just thinking how little
vice there is around these days

vice there is around these days

vice there is around these days
the Shivering

the Shivering

the Shivering
you should get rid of that cardigan

you should get rid of that cardigan

you should get rid of that cardigan
whoever told you you look like Virginia

whoever told you you look like Virginia

whoever told you you look like Virginia
Woolf did you were grave disservice

Woolf did you were grave disservice

Woolf did you were grave disservice
as device' spent Iran if you know where

as device' spent Iran if you know where

as device' spent Iran if you know where
to look

to look

to look
obviously I don't I certainly never find

obviously I don't I certainly never find

obviously I don't I certainly never find
any he's I'm trying hard enough

any he's I'm trying hard enough

any he's I'm trying hard enough
anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna
change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is
giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should
tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I
suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well
but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too
spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just
not fascinating no

not fascinating no

not fascinating no
one sees that

I've come on that stroll around the deck

I've come on that stroll around the deck
i troll this is pleasure steamer

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I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I

I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I

I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I
lost my bearings I have a feeling we

lost my bearings I have a feeling we

lost my bearings I have a feeling we
might not be allowed back this is so

might not be allowed back this is so

might not be allowed back this is so
much to go back to

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not
be a fascinating woman either you

be a fascinating woman either you

be a fascinating woman either you
certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man
uncomfortable I might take that as a

uncomfortable I might take that as a

uncomfortable I might take that as a
compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark
I associate with a lesser woman you're

I associate with a lesser woman you're

I associate with a lesser woman you're
unsettling why can't you just leave it

unsettling why can't you just leave it

unsettling why can't you just leave it
at that

at that

at that
why'd you have to dimple and bridle like

why'd you have to dimple and bridle like

why'd you have to dimple and bridle like
some hounds in you am I to take that as

some hounds in you am I to take that as

some hounds in you am I to take that as
a compliment all right but I'm not here

a compliment all right but I'm not here

a compliment all right but I'm not here
to pass tests you know I'm supposed to

to pass tests you know I'm supposed to

to pass tests you know I'm supposed to
be enjoying myself we'll find one does

be enjoying myself we'll find one does

be enjoying myself we'll find one does
not preclude the other I suggest you

not preclude the other I suggest you

not preclude the other I suggest you
allow me to order for you

allow me to order for you

allow me to order for you
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would you like me to describe your life

would you like me to describe your life
in London it's not very difficult I'm a

in London it's not very difficult I'm a

in London it's not very difficult I'm a
householder a ratepayer a good plain

householder a ratepayer a good plain

householder a ratepayer a good plain
cook a deliverer of type scripts well

cook a deliverer of type scripts well

cook a deliverer of type scripts well
before the deadline oh I sign anything

before the deadline oh I sign anything

before the deadline oh I sign anything
that's put in front of me and I make new

that's put in front of me and I make new

that's put in front of me and I make new
claims for my particular kind of writing

claims for my particular kind of writing

claims for my particular kind of writing
although I understand it's doing him

although I understand it's doing him

although I understand it's doing him
quite well yes that's your persona what

quite well yes that's your persona what

quite well yes that's your persona what
I have in mind is your life

I have in mind is your life

I have in mind is your life
go on then let me see you have quite a

go on then let me see you have quite a

go on then let me see you have quite a
comfortable in gammon I'm good at drinks

comfortable in gammon I'm good at drinks

comfortable in gammon I'm good at drinks
parties and dinner parties and

parties and dinner parties and

parties and dinner parties and
publishers parties would you vent enjoy

publishers parties would you vent enjoy

publishers parties would you vent enjoy
yourself you come home alone

yourself you come home alone

yourself you come home alone
you're

you're

you're
fussy about your house

fussy about your house

fussy about your house
we've had lovers but not half as many as

we've had lovers but not half as many as

we've had lovers but not half as many as
your friends have had they of course

your friends have had they of course

your friends have had they of course
credit you with not at all and worried

credit you with not at all and worried

credit you with not at all and worried
about you rather ostentatiously and yet

about you rather ostentatiously and yet

about you rather ostentatiously and yet
it is

it is

it is
you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life
and you

and you

and you
I

I

I
think

think

think
you should marry me it

I'm a very discriminating man I have a

I'm a very discriminating man I have a
small estate in a very fine house

small estate in a very fine house

small estate in a very fine house
Regency gothic and a rather well known

Regency gothic and a rather well known

Regency gothic and a rather well known
collection of family rose dishes I'm

collection of family rose dishes I'm

collection of family rose dishes I'm
sure you love beautiful things

sure you love beautiful things

sure you love beautiful things
no wrong I don't love things at all I'm

no wrong I don't love things at all I'm

no wrong I don't love things at all I'm
away quite often

away quite often

away quite often
and I dislike having to come back to our

and I dislike having to come back to our

and I dislike having to come back to our
house occupied survey by the couple who

house occupied survey by the couple who

house occupied survey by the couple who
run it you'll fit perfectly into that

run it you'll fit perfectly into that

run it you'll fit perfectly into that
setting

setting

setting
you make it sound like a job application

you make it sound like a job application

you make it sound like a job application
and I haven't applied for the job

and I haven't applied for the job

and I haven't applied for the job
my wife's adventure made a laughingstock

my wife's adventure made a laughingstock

my wife's adventure made a laughingstock
of me now I need a wife I can trust

of me now I need a wife I can trust

of me now I need a wife I can trust
things have to be easy for me

things have to be easy for me

things have to be easy for me
and you're not making it easy for me I'm

and you're not making it easy for me I'm

and you're not making it easy for me I'm
making it easier

making it easier

making it easier
I've watched you the hotel trying to

I've watched you the hotel trying to

I've watched you the hotel trying to
talk to those women and

talk to those women and

talk to those women and
when you think you're alone

when you think you're alone

when you think you're alone
no expression is full of sorrow I

no expression is full of sorrow I

no expression is full of sorrow I
think I'm a hopeless case

think I'm a hopeless case

think I'm a hopeless case
get a lady if it's rather out of fashion

get a lady if it's rather out of fashion

get a lady if it's rather out of fashion
of these days you'll do very well is my

of these days you'll do very well is my

of these days you'll do very well is my
wife

wife

wife
unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look

unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look

unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look
bit of a fool

bit of a fool

bit of a fool
and what will I do in your fine house

and what will I do in your fine house

and what will I do in your fine house
when you're away

when you're away

when you're away
whatever you do now right you might even

whatever you do now right you might even

whatever you do now right you might even
find you right rather better than you

find you right rather better than you

find you right rather better than you
thought you could eat it's Neville it's

thought you could eat it's Neville it's

thought you could eat it's Neville it's
good name for an author

good name for an author

good name for an author
you can be credit

you can be credit

you can be credit
you're not the sort of hysterical woman

you're not the sort of hysterical woman

you're not the sort of hysterical woman
men are afraid of carrying on as their

men are afraid of carrying on as their

men are afraid of carrying on as their
that a constant object of scandal or

that a constant object of scandal or

that a constant object of scandal or
desire boasting about that conquest and

desire boasting about that conquest and

desire boasting about that conquest and
their performance or the thing thinking

their performance or the thing thinking

their performance or the thing thinking
it what they like as long as they keep

it what they like as long as they keep

it what they like as long as they keep
their friends entertained

their friends entertained

their friends entertained
most women are afraid of that sort of

most women are afraid of that sort of

most women are afraid of that sort of
woman know most women are that sort of

woman know most women are that sort of

woman know most women are that sort of
woman I always thought men preferred

woman I always thought men preferred

woman I always thought men preferred
them well in a sense they feel they're

them well in a sense they feel they're

them well in a sense they feel they're
missing out if they get anything that's

missing out if they get anything that's

missing out if they get anything that's
less than tricky or fantastic and they

less than tricky or fantastic and they

less than tricky or fantastic and they
like the danger but it's Attali you get

like the danger but it's Attali you get

like the danger but it's Attali you get
their work done I see you're paying me

their work done I see you're paying me

their work done I see you're paying me
the compliment of assuming no one else

the compliment of assuming no one else

the compliment of assuming no one else
will ever want me I'm paying you the

will ever want me I'm paying you the

will ever want me I'm paying you the
compliment of believing you'll never

compliment of believing you'll never

compliment of believing you'll never
shame me or ridicule me or hurt my

shame me or ridicule me or hurt my

shame me or ridicule me or hurt my
feelings

feelings

feelings
but I thought the other day you were

but I thought the other day you were

but I thought the other day you were
preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness

preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness

preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness
well I thought asking if you lose all

well I thought asking if you lose all

well I thought asking if you lose all
for love what I'm proposing is an

for love what I'm proposing is an

for love what I'm proposing is an
enlightening partnership I mean if you

enlightening partnership I mean if you

enlightening partnership I mean if you
wanted to take a lover that would be

wanted to take a lover that would be

wanted to take a lover that would be
your concern and you well naturally the

your concern and you well naturally the

your concern and you well naturally the
same thing would apply

same thing would apply

same thing would apply
in my case it would always be a trivial

in my case it would always be a trivial

in my case it would always be a trivial
matter you wouldn't hear of it

matter you wouldn't hear of it

matter you wouldn't hear of it
shared interests

shared interests

shared interests
companionship these are the important

companionship these are the important

companionship these are the important
things as far as I am concerned we

things as far as I am concerned we

things as far as I am concerned we
aren't you tired of being polite to rude

aren't you tired of being polite to rude

aren't you tired of being polite to rude
people

people

people
naturally you'll be able to entertain

naturally you'll be able to entertain

naturally you'll be able to entertain
your friends and you'll find by the way

your friends and you'll find by the way

your friends and you'll find by the way
that they'll treat you quite differently

that they'll treat you quite differently

that they'll treat you quite differently
you'll be able to behave as badly as you

you'll be able to behave as badly as you

you'll be able to behave as badly as you
like and you'll be respected for it and

like and you'll be respected for it and

like and you'll be respected for it and
at last people will start to feel

at last people will start to feel

at last people will start to feel
comfortable with you

comfortable with you

comfortable with you
you'll only need it

it's getting cold

it's getting cold
shall we go

shall we go

shall we go
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keys done crying if I can't bear to see

keys done crying if I can't bear to see
a woman cry

makes me want to hit her

makes me want to hit her
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they're very fit afraid I might break

they're very fit afraid I might break
you in half

you in half

you in half
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[Music]

[Music]
so

so

so
I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present
life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your
feelings are never hurt again

our feelings I

our feelings I
don't love you very reassuring

don't love you very reassuring

don't love you very reassuring
and you don't love me now

but

but
you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard
you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way
I no longer care to be moved in touched

I no longer care to be moved in touched

I no longer care to be moved in touched
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[Music]

[Music]
not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't
last

[Music]

[Music]
I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this
well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of
proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get
your skates on if he want to leave this

your skates on if he want to leave this

your skates on if he want to leave this
weekend

suppose they'll be coming to Carter

suppose they'll be coming to Carter
after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy
hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne
we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission
total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year
that our pension you're surely not

that our pension you're surely not

that our pension you're surely not
how was your day I

how was your day I

how was your day I
don't know I haven't decided

don't know I haven't decided

don't know I haven't decided
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of course I hate traveling and you've

of course I hate traveling and you've
done so much it's my husband's porch she

done so much it's my husband's porch she

done so much it's my husband's porch she
said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere

said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere

said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere
without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it
couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though
when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next
week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking
but thinner there you are why don't you

but thinner there you are why don't you

but thinner there you are why don't you
mean doing well I have some calls to

mean doing well I have some calls to

mean doing well I have some calls to
make business I suppose well my husband

make business I suppose well my husband

make business I suppose well my husband
did the same thing remember worries

did the same thing remember worries

did the same thing remember worries
arrangements to be made

arrangements to be made

arrangements to be made
arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are
you

you

you
Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that
Day After Tomorrow oh oh

Day After Tomorrow oh oh

Day After Tomorrow oh oh
dear oh dear

dear oh dear

dear oh dear
and you've been out all day

if you'll excuse me yes of course my

if you'll excuse me yes of course my
dear good night please don't get up

my dear is David this is the last letter

my dear is David this is the last letter
I shall ever write to you and the first

I shall ever write to you and the first

I shall ever write to you and the first
I shall ever post

I shall ever post

I shall ever post
I'm going to marry Phillip Nebel a man I

I'm going to marry Phillip Nebel a man I

I'm going to marry Phillip Nebel a man I
met here and I do not think that I shall

met here and I do not think that I shall

met here and I do not think that I shall
ever see you again

ever see you again

ever see you again
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[Music]

[Music]
but perhaps the first time in my life

but perhaps the first time in my life

but perhaps the first time in my life
I've begun to feel like an adult with an

I've begun to feel like an adult with an

I've begun to feel like an adult with an
adult seriousness I

adult seriousness I

adult seriousness I
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[Music]

[Music]
do not love mr. Neville and nor does he

do not love mr. Neville and nor does he

do not love mr. Neville and nor does he
love me but at least we are without

love me but at least we are without

love me but at least we are without
illusions you I believe all was assumed

illusions you I believe all was assumed

illusions you I believe all was assumed
I was doing the same thing with the same

I was doing the same thing with the same

I was doing the same thing with the same
degree of selfishness as you were I

degree of selfishness as you were I

degree of selfishness as you were I
lived for you

lived for you

lived for you
yet how often did I see you

yet how often did I see you

yet how often did I see you
twice a month

twice a month

twice a month
sometimes a whole month without you and

sometimes a whole month without you and

sometimes a whole month without you and
I would imagine you with your wife and

I would imagine you with your wife and

I would imagine you with your wife and
children

children

children
or worse with somebody new some girl

or worse with somebody new some girl

or worse with somebody new some girl
you'd met at a party perhaps

you'd met at a party perhaps

you'd met at a party perhaps
as once you met me

as once you met me

as once you met me
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[Music]

[Music]
you were the breath of life to me but I

you were the breath of life to me but I

you were the breath of life to me but I
can't see now how I could ever return to

can't see now how I could ever return to

can't see now how I could ever return to
what I was before

what I was before

what I was before
what I thought I was I

shall try to be a good wife to him

shall try to be a good wife to him
one does not receive proposals of

one does not receive proposals of

one does not receive proposals of
marriage every day in this enlightened

marriage every day in this enlightened

marriage every day in this enlightened
age although I have had two this year

age although I have had two this year

age although I have had two this year
and seem to have accepted them both

and seem to have accepted them both

and seem to have accepted them both
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[Music]

[Music]
no doubt as a result of what I have

no doubt as a result of what I have

no doubt as a result of what I have
become to understand about us

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[Music]
I know you always thought I wrote my

I know you always thought I wrote my

I know you always thought I wrote my
stories with a mechanical and detached

stories with a mechanical and detached

stories with a mechanical and detached
cynicism

cynicism

cynicism
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[Music]

[Music]
you were wrong I believed every word of

you were wrong I believed every word of

you were wrong I believed every word of
them I still do

them I still do

them I still do
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[Music]

[Music]
you've known my address for the past two

you've known my address for the past two

you've known my address for the past two
weeks but I haven't heard from you

weeks but I haven't heard from you

weeks but I haven't heard from you
therefore there seems no point in

therefore there seems no point in

therefore there seems no point in
telling you where I shall be living

I don't know how to end this letter

I don't know how to end this letter
I feel sure we shall never meet again

I feel sure we shall never meet again

I feel sure we shall never meet again
so

so

so
oh my love

oh my love

oh my love
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hello

hello
hope

hope

hope
I'd like you to get me a ticket on the

I'd like you to get me a ticket on the

I'd like you to get me a ticket on the
next flight to London

next flight to London

next flight to London
and I'd also like to send a telegram to

and I'd also like to send a telegram to

and I'd also like to send a telegram to
David Simmons

David Simmons

David Simmons
children street

children street

children street
london w1k

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[Music]
mning home

mning home

mning home
no sorry that's wrong just put

no sorry that's wrong just put

no sorry that's wrong just put
returning

returning

returning
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[Music]

[Music]
to make illogical fusses I think there

to make illogical fusses I think there

to make illogical fusses I think there
dishonorable I'm very probably a better

dishonorable I'm very probably a better

dishonorable I'm very probably a better
target for the feminists than men

target for the feminists than men

target for the feminists than men
way about my head I'm afraid

way about my head I'm afraid

way about my head I'm afraid
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[Music]

[Music]
like that that dog isn't an enormous

like that that dog isn't an enormous

like that that dog isn't an enormous
he's six most of it up

he's six most of it up

he's six most of it up
anyway I didn't say you will after him

anyway I didn't say you will after him

anyway I didn't say you will after him
why shouldn't he be after you you're not

why shouldn't he be after you you're not

why shouldn't he be after you you're not
bad-looking it was a terrible if you

bad-looking it was a terrible if you

bad-looking it was a terrible if you
don't mind my saying so

don't mind my saying so

don't mind my saying so
Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville

Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville

Monica I am not in love with mr. Neville
who said anything about love

now what

now what
nothing I was just thinking how little

nothing I was just thinking how little

nothing I was just thinking how little
vice there is around these days

vice there is around these days

vice there is around these days
the Shivering

the Shivering

the Shivering
you should get rid of that cardigan

you should get rid of that cardigan

you should get rid of that cardigan
whoever told you you look like Virginia

whoever told you you look like Virginia

whoever told you you look like Virginia
Woolf did you a grave disservice

Woolf did you a grave disservice

Woolf did you a grave disservice
as device' spent Iran if you know where

as device' spent Iran if you know where

as device' spent Iran if you know where
to look

to look

to look
obviously I don't I certainly never find

obviously I don't I certainly never find

obviously I don't I certainly never find
any he's I'm trying hard enough

any he's I'm trying hard enough

any he's I'm trying hard enough
anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna
change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is
giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should
tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I
suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well
but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too
spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just
not fascinating no

not fascinating no

not fascinating no
one sees that

oh come on that stroll around the deck

oh come on that stroll around the deck
that's all this is pleasure steamer

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[Music]
I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I

I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I

I'm sorry I was so gloomy on the boat I
lost my bearings I had the feeling we

lost my bearings I had the feeling we

lost my bearings I had the feeling we
might not be allowed back this is so

might not be allowed back this is so

might not be allowed back this is so
much to go back to

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not
be a fascinating woman idiot you

be a fascinating woman idiot you

be a fascinating woman idiot you
certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man
uncomfortable I might I take that as a

uncomfortable I might I take that as a

uncomfortable I might I take that as a
compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark
I associate with a lesser woman

I associate with a lesser woman

I associate with a lesser woman
makes me want to hit her

makes me want to hit her

makes me want to hit her
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we're very fit afraid I might break you

we're very fit afraid I might break you
in half

in half

in half
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
so

so

so
I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present
life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your
feelings are never hurt again

our feelings

our feelings
I don't love you very reassuring

I don't love you very reassuring

I don't love you very reassuring
and you don't love me now

but

but
you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard
you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way
I no longer care to be moved and touched

I no longer care to be moved and touched

I no longer care to be moved and touched
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[Music]

[Music]
not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't
last

[Music]

[Music]
I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this
well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of
proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get
your skates on if you want to leave this

your skates on if you want to leave this

your skates on if you want to leave this
weekend

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[Music]
suppose they'll be coming to Carter

suppose they'll be coming to Carter

suppose they'll be coming to Carter
after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy
hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne
we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission
total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year
that our pension layoffs surely not

that our pension layoffs surely not

that our pension layoffs surely not
how was your day

how was your day

how was your day
I don't know I haven't decided

I don't know I haven't decided

I don't know I haven't decided
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of course I hate traveling and you've

of course I hate traveling and you've
done so much it's my husband's fault

done so much it's my husband's fault

done so much it's my husband's fault
city man couldn't bear to go anywhere

city man couldn't bear to go anywhere

city man couldn't bear to go anywhere
without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it
couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though
when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next
week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking
but there you are why don't you be doing

but there you are why don't you be doing

but there you are why don't you be doing
well I had some calls to make business I

well I had some calls to make business I

well I had some calls to make business I
suppose well my husband did the same

suppose well my husband did the same

suppose well my husband did the same
thing for his arrangements to be made

thing for his arrangements to be made

thing for his arrangements to be made
arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are
you

you

you
Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that
Day After Tomorrow oh

Day After Tomorrow oh

Day After Tomorrow oh
do you know she left me three years ago

do you know she left me three years ago

do you know she left me three years ago
ran away with a man ten years her junior

ran away with a man ten years her junior

ran away with a man ten years her junior
with whom she remains despite all

with whom she remains despite all

with whom she remains despite all
predictions radiantly happy God

predictions radiantly happy God

predictions radiantly happy God
marvelous

marvelous

marvelous
I'm sorry

do you often think about being happy

do you often think about being happy
all the time

all the time

all the time
it's a mistake if I may say so I dare

it's a mistake if I may say so I dare

it's a mistake if I may say so I dare
say you're in love

now you mustn't confuse happiness with

now you mustn't confuse happiness with
one particular person

one particular person

one particular person
since I stopped doing that I discovered

since I stopped doing that I discovered

since I stopped doing that I discovered
the secret of contentment

the secret of contentment

the secret of contentment
you better tell me what it is it's

you better tell me what it is it's

you better tell me what it is it's
simple really

simple really

simple really
avoid huge emotional investments and

avoid huge emotional investments and

avoid huge emotional investments and
even do what you like

even do what you like

even do what you like
if you're prepared to do the one thing

if you're prepared to do the one thing

if you're prepared to do the one thing
that's drilled out of you from early

that's drilled out of you from early

that's drilled out of you from early
childhood which is to say please

childhood which is to say please

childhood which is to say please
yourself there's no reason why you

yourself there's no reason why you

yourself there's no reason why you
should ever be unhappy again or entirely

should ever be unhappy again or entirely

should ever be unhappy again or entirely
happy either

happy either

happy either
the only romantic it is

the only romantic it is

the only romantic it is
now call you Edith miss hope seems

now call you Edith miss hope seems

now call you Edith miss hope seems
unduly melancholy yes but why do you

unduly melancholy yes but why do you

unduly melancholy yes but why do you
call me a romantic just because I don't

call me a romantic just because I don't

call me a romantic just because I don't
see things the way you do no it's

see things the way you do no it's

see things the way you do no it's
because you're misled by what you want

because you're misled by what you want

because you're misled by what you want
to believe

to believe

to believe
very sure you must know however much two

very sure you must know however much two

very sure you must know however much two
people profess to love one another

people profess to love one another

people profess to love one another
there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete
harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge
you no idea how promising the world

you no idea how promising the world

you no idea how promising the world
begins to look once you've decided to

begins to look once you've decided to

begins to look once you've decided to
have it all to yourself but suppose you

have it all to yourself but suppose you

have it all to yourself but suppose you
prefer to share your life nay much

prefer to share your life nay much

prefer to share your life nay much
better the limits

better the limits

better the limits
you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends
it'll make you people feed off home with

it'll make you people feed off home with

it'll make you people feed off home with
low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that
make them uneasy

make them uneasy

make them uneasy
there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning
but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested
in finding out what it is

this life you advocate with its low

this life you advocate with its low
moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it
for others I mean

for others I mean

for others I mean
you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral
standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to
understand them

understand them

understand them
you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live
without la vidas no I cannot live

without la vidas no I cannot live

without la vidas no I cannot live
without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live
well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak
or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of
energy I

energy I

energy I
implode

implode

implode
my idea that's not happiness is to sit

my idea that's not happiness is to sit

my idea that's not happiness is to sit
in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or
writing safe in the knowledge that the

writing safe in the knowledge that the

writing safe in the knowledge that the
person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in
the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a
romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I
don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of
passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity
of routine an evening walk a game of

of routine an evening walk a game of

of routine an evening walk a game of
cards preparing a meal together putting

cards preparing a meal together putting

cards preparing a meal together putting
the cat as I'd had to find this so

the cat as I'd had to find this so

the cat as I'd had to find this so
amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better
in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's
more like it I'm sorry

more like it I'm sorry

more like it I'm sorry
your might ask them to take their

your might ask them to take their

your might ask them to take their
presents away

presents away

presents away
and if anyone wants me I'll be in the

and if anyone wants me I'll be in the

and if anyone wants me I'll be in the
garden with my agent

idea

idea
is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm
fine not drowning but waving

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[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
what you been up to

drink oh I don't think so oh dude I

drink oh I don't think so oh dude I
wasn't sure you were in as you can see

wasn't sure you were in as you can see

wasn't sure you were in as you can see
is plenty of it

is plenty of it

is plenty of it
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[Music]

[Music]
we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark
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[Music]

[Music]
I

I

I
couldn't help feeling that changing my

couldn't help feeling that changing my

couldn't help feeling that changing my
name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in
the right direction

the right direction

the right direction
if a last-minute decision wasn't it I

if a last-minute decision wasn't it I

if a last-minute decision wasn't it I
mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my
cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and
Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country
really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe
I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while
in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I
didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed
a holiday

a holiday

a holiday
I

I

I
didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you
again

again

again
no I

no I

no I
mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did
think

think

think
you were in love

you were in love

you were in love
well I come on let's go upstairs

well people usually seem to think it no

well people usually seem to think it no
no no I know exactly who it is it's

no no I know exactly who it is it's

no no I know exactly who it is it's
princess and that's what you're exactly

princess and that's what you're exactly

princess and that's what you're exactly
like princess

well you seem to have an admirer

well you seem to have an admirer
I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm

I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm

I'm very sorry but I really must go I'm
not at all sure I couldn't know that

not at all sure I couldn't know that

not at all sure I couldn't know that
it's Sunday what possible excuse can you

it's Sunday what possible excuse can you

it's Sunday what possible excuse can you
make I have to get back to the rooms

make I have to get back to the rooms

make I have to get back to the rooms
excuse me what rooms you know eat it of

excuse me what rooms you know eat it of

excuse me what rooms you know eat it of
course she rides yeah I often think if I

course she rides yeah I often think if I

course she rides yeah I often think if I
put my mind to it I could be just as

put my mind to it I could be just as

put my mind to it I could be just as
good after all I need a much fuller life

good after all I need a much fuller life

good after all I need a much fuller life
I've always surprised she never uses me

I've always surprised she never uses me

I've always surprised she never uses me
in any of her books I

in any of her books I

in any of her books I
do it's just she's never noticed

do it's just she's never noticed

do it's just she's never noticed
but what are these rooms a

but what are these rooms a

but what are these rooms a
5-story warehouse in Chilton Street

where do you live

where do you live
that one's mine there

that one's mine there

that one's mine there
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs

David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs

David Simmons rather pet isn't he runs
an auction house of course he's always

an auction house of course he's always

an auction house of course he's always
had rather a soft spot for me how do you

had rather a soft spot for me how do you

had rather a soft spot for me how do you
know him I was at school with his wife

know him I was at school with his wife

know him I was at school with his wife
Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall

Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall

Priscilla oh you know Priscilla tall
fair very good-looking you must have met

fair very good-looking you must have met

fair very good-looking you must have met
her here often I

her here often I

her here often I
do worry about you Edith you know

do worry about you Edith you know

do worry about you Edith you know
mooning about on your own why wouldn't

mooning about on your own why wouldn't

mooning about on your own why wouldn't
you go out to dinner with Peter when he

you go out to dinner with Peter when he

you go out to dinner with Peter when he
asked you I'm not much company when I'm

asked you I'm not much company when I'm

asked you I'm not much company when I'm
in the middle of a book he's quite good

in the middle of a book he's quite good

in the middle of a book he's quite good
value you know one of my nicer castoffs

value you know one of my nicer castoffs

value you know one of my nicer castoffs
I'm sure

I'm sure

I'm sure
no you're probably right he's really

no you're probably right he's really

no you're probably right he's really
rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna

rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna

rather a dreary little man now I'm gonna
have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard

have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard

have to turn you out I'm afraid Richard
it'll be back any minute he's just

it'll be back any minute he's just

it'll be back any minute he's just
dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You

dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You

dumping his wife off somewhere Thank You
Penelope that's quite all right darling

Penelope that's quite all right darling

Penelope that's quite all right darling
[Applause]

I've always understood the rules

I've always understood the rules
no one to be heard no mention of lonely

no one to be heard no mention of lonely

no one to be heard no mention of lonely
evenings or empty Sundays or holidays

evenings or empty Sundays or holidays

evenings or empty Sundays or holidays
canceled at the last or entirely happy

canceled at the last or entirely happy

canceled at the last or entirely happy
either

either

either
the only romantic heat is

the only romantic heat is

the only romantic heat is
Mac all you Edith miss hope seems unduly

Mac all you Edith miss hope seems unduly

Mac all you Edith miss hope seems unduly
melancholy yes but why do you call me a

melancholy yes but why do you call me a

melancholy yes but why do you call me a
romantic just because I don't see things

romantic just because I don't see things

romantic just because I don't see things
the way you do no it's because you're

the way you do no it's because you're

the way you do no it's because you're
mislead by what you want to believe

mislead by what you want to believe

mislead by what you want to believe
very sure you must know however much two

very sure you must know however much two

very sure you must know however much two
people profess to love one another

people profess to love one another

people profess to love one another
there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete
harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge
no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins
to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it
all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer
to share your life nay much better the

to share your life nay much better the

to share your life nay much better the
limits

limits

limits
you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends
it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with
low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that
make them uneasy

make them uneasy

make them uneasy
there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning
but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested
in finding out what it is

this life you advocate with its low

this life you advocate with its low
moral standards and really recommend it

moral standards and really recommend it

moral standards and really recommend it
for others I mean

for others I mean

for others I mean
you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral

you mean his do I tolerate low moral
standards and others least I come to

standards and others least I come to

standards and others least I come to
understand them

understand them

understand them
you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live
without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live
without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live
well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak
or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of
energy I

energy I

energy I
implode

implode

implode
my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit
in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or
writing safe in the knowledge of the

writing safe in the knowledge of the

writing safe in the knowledge of the
person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in
the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a
romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I
don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of
passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity
of routine

of routine

of routine
an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards
preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the
cat ads I'm glad you find this so

cat ads I'm glad you find this so

cat ads I'm glad you find this so
amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better
in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's
more like it I'm sorry

more like it I'm sorry

more like it I'm sorry
you're obviously a good woman I do say

you're obviously a good woman I do say

you're obviously a good woman I do say
that good women always think it's their

that good women always think it's their

that good women always think it's their
fault when somebody else is being

fault when somebody else is being

fault when somebody else is being
offensive bad women never take the blame

offensive bad women never take the blame

offensive bad women never take the blame
for anything

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

let me tell you what you need it is I

let me tell you what you need it is I
thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you
just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken
you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less
it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the
hotel du Lac out of seasons that's it

hotel du Lac out of seasons that's it

hotel du Lac out of seasons that's it
where there's women and talk about

where there's women and talk about

where there's women and talk about
clothes is that what you want

clothes is that what you want

clothes is that what you want
no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need
it's marriage

it's marriage

it's marriage
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
yes I know guests although of course no

yes I know guests although of course no

yes I know guests although of course no
one here would fit into the sort of

one here would fit into the sort of

one here would fit into the sort of
fiction I right

set of

set of
Mel C

Mel C

Mel C
alkyl

alkyl

alkyl
servos on primo

servos on primo

servos on primo
[Music]

there's an ancient veiled deaf lady for

there's an ancient veiled deaf lady for
example I have her down as the widow of

example I have her down as the widow of

example I have her down as the widow of
a Belgian confectioner

a Belgian confectioner

a Belgian confectioner
[Music]

there's a couple of English women

there's a couple of English women
obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late
50s and mid twenties very grand and

50s and mid twenties very grand and

50s and mid twenties very grand and
self-assured

self-assured

self-assured
do days you play puffy to Raleigh gutter

do days you play puffy to Raleigh gutter

do days you play puffy to Raleigh gutter
and

and

and
another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful
English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost
certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
all women of course and you know David

all women of course and you know David

all women of course and you know David
how infinitely I prefer the company of

how infinitely I prefer the company of

how infinitely I prefer the company of
men

food 50 euros

food 50 euros
[Music]

no get anything that is it help

no get anything that is it help
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
I suppose it must be time to get changed

I suppose it must be time to get changed

I suppose it must be time to get changed
and brave the dining room I know I'm

and brave the dining room I know I'm

and brave the dining room I know I'm
still in disgrace and only starting to

still in disgrace and only starting to

still in disgrace and only starting to
work off my predation

work off my predation

work off my predation
already I miss you so much

already I miss you so much

already I miss you so much
all my love Edith

[Music]

[Music]
fascinators

I'm sorry Jeffrey I have nothing to say

I'm sorry Jeffrey I have nothing to say
to you Edith you have made me a

to you Edith you have made me a

to you Edith you have made me a
laughingstock I think you'll find it's I

laughingstock I think you'll find it's I

laughingstock I think you'll find it's I
who am the laughingstock

who am the laughingstock

who am the laughingstock
I'm only grateful poor mother didn't

I'm only grateful poor mother didn't

I'm only grateful poor mother didn't
live to see this

I can't think what's happened to eat it

I can't think what's happened to eat it
I'm afraid she wants to be taken ill no

I'm afraid she wants to be taken ill no

I'm afraid she wants to be taken ill no
I'm quite all right thank

you for your everyone Penelope

you for your everyone Penelope
when they leave perhaps you might ask

when they leave perhaps you might ask

when they leave perhaps you might ask
them to take their presents away and if

them to take their presents away and if

them to take their presents away and if
anyone wants me I'll be in the garden

anyone wants me I'll be in the garden

anyone wants me I'll be in the garden
with my agent

my dear

my dear
is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm

is there anything I can do no no I'm
fine not drowning but waving

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
what you been up to

wasn't sure you ring as you can see

wasn't sure you ring as you can see
there's plenty of it

there's plenty of it

there's plenty of it
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark

we've been sitting in the dark
[Music]

I couldn't help feeling that changing my

I couldn't help feeling that changing my
name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in

name from hope to long was not a step in
the right direction

the right direction

the right direction
pitiful last-minute decision wasn't it I

pitiful last-minute decision wasn't it I

pitiful last-minute decision wasn't it I
mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my

mean can't gone down too well no my
cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and

cleaning lady gave in her notice and
Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country

Penelope insists I flee the country
really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe

really I think perhaps she's right maybe
I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while

I will go away for a while
in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I

in fact that was probably my mistake I
didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed

didn't want to get married I just needed
a holiday

a holiday

a holiday
I

I

I
didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you

didn't think I was ever gonna see you
again

again

again
you know I

you know I

you know I
mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did

mean just for a moment I really did
think

think

think
you were in love

you were in love

you were in love
well not come on let's go upstairs

for every knee Illinois ability to set

for every knee Illinois ability to set
Oh tell me

now ya famous you

now ya famous you
buy them tiddler you know your Famer

buy them tiddler you know your Famer

buy them tiddler you know your Famer
them what somebody tell me what's

them what somebody tell me what's

them what somebody tell me what's
happened oh

good you to come what's the matter mrs.

good you to come what's the matter mrs.
beauty are you will no I'm alright it's

beauty are you will no I'm alright it's

beauty are you will no I'm alright it's
Jennifer or will you go to her please

are you alright yes

are you alright yes
what's going on nothing well is there

what's going on nothing well is there

what's going on nothing well is there
anything I can do for you

anything I can do for you

anything I can do for you
what mine's more coffee

what mine's more coffee

what mine's more coffee
coffee

coffee

coffee
yes

yes

yes
sure you don't need a doctor or anything

sure you don't need a doctor or anything

sure you don't need a doctor or anything
good cuttin up just look after mummy for

good cuttin up just look after mummy for

good cuttin up just look after mummy for
me would you

why would another tall and worried about

why would another tall and worried about
you rather ostentatiously and yet it is

you rather ostentatiously and yet it is

you rather ostentatiously and yet it is
you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life
and you

and you

and you
I

I

I
think

think

think
you should marry me

I'm a very discriminating man I have a

I'm a very discriminating man I have a
smaller state in a very fine house

smaller state in a very fine house

smaller state in a very fine house
Regency gothic and a rather well known

Regency gothic and a rather well known

Regency gothic and a rather well known
collection of family rose dishes I'm

collection of family rose dishes I'm

collection of family rose dishes I'm
sure you love beautiful things

sure you love beautiful things

sure you love beautiful things
no wrong I don't love things at all I'm

no wrong I don't love things at all I'm

no wrong I don't love things at all I'm
away quite often

away quite often

away quite often
and I dislike having to come back to my

and I dislike having to come back to my

and I dislike having to come back to my
house occupied survey by the couple who

house occupied survey by the couple who

house occupied survey by the couple who
run it you will fit perfectly into that

run it you will fit perfectly into that

run it you will fit perfectly into that
setting

setting

setting
you make it sound like a job application

you make it sound like a job application

you make it sound like a job application
and I haven't applied for the job

and I haven't applied for the job

and I haven't applied for the job
my wife's adventure made a laughingstock

my wife's adventure made a laughingstock

my wife's adventure made a laughingstock
of me

of me

of me
now I need a wife I can trust

now I need a wife I can trust

now I need a wife I can trust
things haven't been easy for me

things haven't been easy for me

things haven't been easy for me
and you're not making it easy for me I'm

and you're not making it easy for me I'm

and you're not making it easy for me I'm
making it easier

making it easier

making it easier
I've watched you the hotel trying to

I've watched you the hotel trying to

I've watched you the hotel trying to
talk to those women and

talk to those women and

talk to those women and
when you think you're alone

when you think you're alone

when you think you're alone
no expression is full of sorrow

no expression is full of sorrow

no expression is full of sorrow
you think I'm a hopeless case

you think I'm a hopeless case

you think I'm a hopeless case
get a lady if it's rather out of fashion

get a lady if it's rather out of fashion

get a lady if it's rather out of fashion
these days

these days

these days
you do very well as my wife

you do very well as my wife

you do very well as my wife
unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look a

unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look a

unmarried I'm afraid you'll soon look a
bit of a fool

bit of a fool

bit of a fool
and what will I do in your fine house

and what will I do in your fine house

and what will I do in your fine house
when you're away

when you're away

when you're away
whatever you do now right you might even

whatever you do now right you might even

whatever you do now right you might even
find you right rather better than you

find you right rather better than you

find you right rather better than you
thought you could eat it's Neville it's

thought you could eat it's Neville it's

thought you could eat it's Neville it's
good name for an author

good name for an author

good name for an author
you can be credit

you can be credit

you can be credit
you're not the sort of hysterical woman

you're not the sort of hysterical woman

you're not the sort of hysterical woman
men are afraid of carrying on as their

men are afraid of carrying on as their

men are afraid of carrying on as their
love a constant object of scandal or

love a constant object of scandal or

love a constant object of scandal or
desire boasting about that conquest and

desire boasting about that conquest and

desire boasting about that conquest and
their performance who think they can do

their performance who think they can do

their performance who think they can do
what they like as long as they keep

what they like as long as they keep

what they like as long as they keep
their friends entertained

their friends entertained

their friends entertained
most women are afraid of that sort of

most women are afraid of that sort of

most women are afraid of that sort of
woman know most women are that sort of

woman know most women are that sort of

woman know most women are that sort of
woman I always thought men preferred

woman I always thought men preferred

woman I always thought men preferred
them well in a sense they feel they're

them well in a sense they feel they're

them well in a sense they feel they're
missing out if they get anything that's

missing out if they get anything that's

missing out if they get anything that's
less than tricky or fantastic and they

less than tricky or fantastic and they

less than tricky or fantastic and they
like the danger but it's of Charlie you

like the danger but it's of Charlie you

like the danger but it's of Charlie you
get their work done I see you're paying

get their work done I see you're paying

get their work done I see you're paying
me the compliment of assuming no one

me the compliment of assuming no one

me the compliment of assuming no one
else will ever want me I'm paying you

else will ever want me I'm paying you

else will ever want me I'm paying you
the compliment of believing you'll never

the compliment of believing you'll never

the compliment of believing you'll never
shame me or ridicule me or hurt my

shame me or ridicule me or hurt my

shame me or ridicule me or hurt my
feelings

feelings

feelings
but I thought the other day you were

but I thought the other day you were

but I thought the other day you were
preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness

preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness

preaching a doctrine of pure selfishness
well I'm not asking you to lose all for

well I'm not asking you to lose all for

well I'm not asking you to lose all for
love what I'm proposing is an

love what I'm proposing is an

love what I'm proposing is an
enlightened partnership I mean if you

enlightened partnership I mean if you

enlightened partnership I mean if you
wanted to take a lover that would be

wanted to take a lover that would be

wanted to take a lover that would be
your concern and you well naturally the

your concern and you well naturally the

your concern and you well naturally the
same thing would apply

same thing would apply

same thing would apply
in my case it would always be a trivial

in my case it would always be a trivial

in my case it would always be a trivial
matter you wouldn't hear of it

matter you wouldn't hear of it

matter you wouldn't hear of it
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
it was mrs. Pugh Z's birthday but which

it was mrs. Pugh Z's birthday but which

it was mrs. Pugh Z's birthday but which
her cake they've asked offered no clue

[Music]

[Music]
[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause]
[Music]

afterwards a deference to the occasion

afterwards a deference to the occasion
all the guests took coffee together in a

all the guests took coffee together in a

all the guests took coffee together in a
special room set aside for the purpose

special room set aside for the purpose

special room set aside for the purpose
a

call mercy for votre

call mercy for votre
Shaunta petit fed blame another

Shaunta petit fed blame another

Shaunta petit fed blame another
planet a song called

planet a song called

planet a song called
evil to be the gala a la pista de

evil to be the gala a la pista de

evil to be the gala a la pista de
[Music]

Madame de Bona I left early having borne

Madame de Bona I left early having borne
it all very nobly poor old subtle and

it all very nobly poor old subtle and

it all very nobly poor old subtle and
mr. Neville conversely arrived too late

mr. Neville conversely arrived too late

mr. Neville conversely arrived too late
but we were a full and appreciative

but we were a full and appreciative

but we were a full and appreciative
birthday I understand yes now where have

birthday I understand yes now where have

birthday I understand yes now where have
you been you naughty man you missed the

you been you naughty man you missed the

you been you naughty man you missed the
most magnificent cake a birthday cake

most magnificent cake a birthday cake

most magnificent cake a birthday cake
well not exactly the wind any candles on

well not exactly the wind any candles on

well not exactly the wind any candles on
it oh I think there's a set the stage

it oh I think there's a set the stage

it oh I think there's a set the stage
where one can dispense with candles yes

where one can dispense with candles yes

where one can dispense with candles yes
but what stage

but what stage

but what stage
40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60

40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60

40 60 you don't look old enough to be 60
I

I

I
think once as old as one of fields you

think once as old as one of fields you

think once as old as one of fields you
know sometimes I feel as if I was still

know sometimes I feel as if I was still

know sometimes I feel as if I was still
a little girl

a little girl

a little girl
not when you see Jennifer and I

look 60 so she has a good many birthdays

look 60 so she has a good many birthdays
to look forward to before reaching that

to look forward to before reaching that

to look forward to before reaching that
particular milestone oh now Philip

particular milestone oh now Philip

particular milestone oh now Philip
there's no need for flattery flattery

there's no need for flattery flattery

there's no need for flattery flattery
I'm sure the truth be known you're

I'm sure the truth be known you're

I'm sure the truth be known you're
probably young even want to believe I

probably young even want to believe I

probably young even want to believe I
mean surely you must know however much

mean surely you must know however much

mean surely you must know however much
two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another
there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete
harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge
no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins
to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it
all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer
to share your life nay

to share your life nay

to share your life nay
the limits

the limits

the limits
you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends
it'll make you people filled home with

it'll make you people filled home with

it'll make you people filled home with
low moral standards it's scruples that

low moral standards it's scruples that

low moral standards it's scruples that
make them uneasy

make them uneasy

make them uneasy
some flaw in your reasoning

some flaw in your reasoning

some flaw in your reasoning
but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested
in finding out what it is

this life you advocate with its low

this life you advocate with its low
moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it
for others I mean

for others I mean

for others I mean
you mean is do I tolerate low moral

you mean is do I tolerate low moral

you mean is do I tolerate low moral
standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to
understand them

understand them

understand them
you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live
without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live
without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live

without it by which I mean I cannot live
well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak
or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of
energy I

energy I

energy I
implode

implode

implode
my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit

my idea of absolute happiness is to sit
in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or

in a hot garden all day reading or
writing safe in the knowledge of the

writing safe in the knowledge of the

writing safe in the knowledge of the
person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in

person I love will come home to me in
the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a

the evening every evening then you are a
romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I

romantic no I'm a domestic animal I
don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of

don't want extravagant displays of
passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity

passion what I crave is the simplicity
of routine

of routine

of routine
an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards

an evening walk a game of cards
preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the

preparing a meal together putting the
cat out I'm glad you find this so

cat out I'm glad you find this so

cat out I'm glad you find this so
amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better

amusing clearly you order things better
in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's

in Swindon or wherever it is you that's
more like it I'm sorry you're obviously

more like it I'm sorry you're obviously

more like it I'm sorry you're obviously
a good woman why do say that good women

a good woman why do say that good women

a good woman why do say that good women
always think it's their fault when

always think it's their fault when

always think it's their fault when
somebody else is being offensive bad

somebody else is being offensive bad

somebody else is being offensive bad
women never take the blame for anything

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[Music]
[Applause]

let me tell you what you need it is I

let me tell you what you need it is I
thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you
just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken
you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less
it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the
hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where

hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where

hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where
there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is
that you what

that you what

that you what
no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need
it's marriage

it's marriage

it's marriage
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[Music]

[Music]
yes I know

yes I know

yes I know
when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as
badly as everybody else you'd be much

badly as everybody else you'd be much

badly as everybody else you'd be much
more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait
by the telephone the game

by the telephone the game

by the telephone the game
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[Music]

[Music]
melancholy yes but why do you call me a

melancholy yes but why do you call me a

melancholy yes but why do you call me a
romantic just because I don't see things

romantic just because I don't see things

romantic just because I don't see things
the way you do no it's because you're

the way you do no it's because you're

the way you do no it's because you're
misled by what you want to believe

misled by what you want to believe

misled by what you want to believe
very surely you must know however much

very surely you must know however much

very surely you must know however much
two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another

two people profess to love one another
there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete

there's no such thing as complete
harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge

harmony yes well then use that knowledge
no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins

no idea how promising the world begins
to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it

to look once you've decided to have it
all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer

all to yourself but suppose you prefer
to share your life nay much better the

to share your life nay much better the

to share your life nay much better the
limits

limits

limits
you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends

you'd be surprised how many friends
it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with

it'll make you people feed old home with
low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that

low moral standards its scruples that
make them uneasy

make them uneasy

make them uneasy
there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning

there's some flaw in your reasoning
but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested

but I'm not sure I'm all that interested
in finding out what it is

this life you advocate with its low

this life you advocate with its low
moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it

moral standards I really recommend it
for others I mean

for others I mean

for others I mean
you mean is do I tolerate low moral

you mean is do I tolerate low moral

you mean is do I tolerate low moral
standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to

standards and others least I've come to
understand them

understand them

understand them
you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live

you're wrong to think you cannot live
without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live

without love Edith no I cannot live
without it I wish I mean I cannot live

without it I wish I mean I cannot live

without it I wish I mean I cannot live
well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak

well without it I can't think or speak
or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of

or write or even dream with any kind of
energy I

energy I

energy I
implode my

implode my

implode my
idea of absolute happiness is to sit in

idea of absolute happiness is to sit in

idea of absolute happiness is to sit in
a hot garden all day reading or writing

a hot garden all day reading or writing

a hot garden all day reading or writing
safe in the knowledge that the person I

safe in the knowledge that the person I

safe in the knowledge that the person I
love will come home to me in the evening

love will come home to me in the evening

love will come home to me in the evening
every evening then you are a romantic no

every evening then you are a romantic no

every evening then you are a romantic no
I'm a domestic animal I don't want

I'm a domestic animal I don't want

I'm a domestic animal I don't want
extravagant displays of passion what I

extravagant displays of passion what I

extravagant displays of passion what I
crave is the simplicity of routine an

crave is the simplicity of routine an

crave is the simplicity of routine an
evening walk a game of cards preparing a

evening walk a game of cards preparing a

evening walk a game of cards preparing a
meal together putting the cat Ann's ID

meal together putting the cat Ann's ID

meal together putting the cat Ann's ID
how'd you find this so amusing clearly

how'd you find this so amusing clearly

how'd you find this so amusing clearly
you order things better in Swindon or

you order things better in Swindon or

you order things better in Swindon or
wherever it is you that's more like it

wherever it is you that's more like it

wherever it is you that's more like it
I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry
you're obviously a good woman why do you

you're obviously a good woman why do you

you're obviously a good woman why do you
say that good women always think it's

say that good women always think it's

say that good women always think it's
their fault when somebody else is being

their fault when somebody else is being

their fault when somebody else is being
offensive bad women never take the blame

offensive bad women never take the blame

offensive bad women never take the blame
for anything

for anything

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[Music]
[Applause]

let me tell you what you need it is I

let me tell you what you need it is I
thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you

thought I told you I know you think you
just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken

just told me but you're mistaken
you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less

you don't need more loud any less
it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the

it's love which has brought you to the
hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where

hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where

hotel du Lac out-of-season to sit where
there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is

there's women and talk about clothes is
that you what

that you what

that you what
no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need

no there's not love you need
it's marriage

it's marriage

it's marriage
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[Music]

[Music]
yes I know

yes I know

yes I know
when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as

when you're married you can behave as
badly as everybody else you'd be much

badly as everybody else you'd be much

badly as everybody else you'd be much
more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait

more popular you'll never have to wait
by the telephone and any he's don't try

by the telephone and any he's don't try

by the telephone and any he's don't try
hard enough

hard enough

hard enough
anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna

anyway didn't we say we were gonna
change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is

change all that if all it involves is
giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should

giving away my cardigan I feel I should
tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I

tell you I have another one at home I
suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well

suppose I could give that away as well
but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too

but I feel I'm too
spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just

spiritless for radical gestures I'm just
not fascinating no

not fascinating no

not fascinating no
one sees that oh

one sees that oh

one sees that oh
come on let's stroll around the deck

come on let's stroll around the deck

come on let's stroll around the deck
that's all this is

that's all this is

that's all this is
pleasure steamer

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[Music]
I'm sorry I would say bloomie on the

I'm sorry I would say bloomie on the

I'm sorry I would say bloomie on the
boat I lost my bearings I have the

boat I lost my bearings I have the

boat I lost my bearings I have the
feeling we might not be allowed back

feeling we might not be allowed back

feeling we might not be allowed back
this is so much to go back to

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not

I'm sorry please forgive me you may not
be a fascinating woman idiot you

be a fascinating woman idiot you

be a fascinating woman idiot you
certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man

certainly know how to make a man
uncomfortable I might to take that as a

uncomfortable I might to take that as a

uncomfortable I might to take that as a
compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark

compliment now that's the sort of remark
I associate with a lesser woman you're

I associate with a lesser woman you're

I associate with a lesser woman you're
unsettling why can't you just leave it

unsettling why can't you just leave it

unsettling why can't you just leave it
at that

at that

at that
why'd you have to dimple and bridle like

why'd you have to dimple and bridle like

why'd you have to dimple and bridle like
some Asian you am I should take that as

some Asian you am I should take that as

some Asian you am I should take that as
a compliment all right but I'm not here

a compliment all right but I'm not here

a compliment all right but I'm not here
to pass tests you know I'm supposed to

to pass tests you know I'm supposed to

to pass tests you know I'm supposed to
be enjoying myself we'll find one does

be enjoying myself we'll find one does

be enjoying myself we'll find one does
not preclude the other I suggest you

not preclude the other I suggest you

not preclude the other I suggest you
allow me to order for you

allow me to order for you

allow me to order for you
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[Music]

would you like me to describe your life

would you like me to describe your life
in London it's not very difficult I'm a

in London it's not very difficult I'm a

in London it's not very difficult I'm a
householder a ratepayer a good plain

householder a ratepayer a good plain

householder a ratepayer a good plain
cook a deliverer of type scripts well

cook a deliverer of type scripts well

cook a deliverer of type scripts well
before the deadline oh I sign anything

before the deadline oh I sign anything

before the deadline oh I sign anything
that's put in front of me and I make new

that's put in front of me and I make new

that's put in front of me and I make new
claims for my particular kind of writing

claims for my particular kind of writing

claims for my particular kind of writing
although I understand it's doing him

although I understand it's doing him

although I understand it's doing him
quite well

quite well

quite well
yes that's your persona what I have in

yes that's your persona what I have in

yes that's your persona what I have in
mind is your life

mind is your life

mind is your life
go on then never seen quite a

go on then never seen quite a

go on then never seen quite a
comfortable income

comfortable income

comfortable income
I'm good at drinks parties and dinner

I'm good at drinks parties and dinner

I'm good at drinks parties and dinner
parties and publishers parties would you

parties and publishers parties would you

parties and publishers parties would you
then enjoy yourself you come home alone

then enjoy yourself you come home alone

then enjoy yourself you come home alone
you're fussy about your house

you're fussy about your house

you're fussy about your house
you've had lovers but not half as many

you've had lovers but not half as many

you've had lovers but not half as many
as your friends have had they of course

as your friends have had they of course

as your friends have had they of course
credit you with not at all and worried

credit you with not at all and worried

credit you with not at all and worried
about you rather ostentatiously and yet

about you rather ostentatiously and yet

about you rather ostentatiously and yet
it is

it is

it is
you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life

you do have a secret life
and you

and you

and you
I

I

I
think

think

think
you should marry

they're very fit afraid I might break

they're very fit afraid I might break
you in half

you in half

you in half
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[Music]

[Music]
so

so

so
I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present

I'm to be airlifted out of my present
life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your

life in order to ensure that your
feelings are never hurt again

our feelings

our feelings
I don't love you very reassuring

I don't love you very reassuring

I don't love you very reassuring
and you don't love me now

but

but
you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard

you've got under my guard
you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way

you've moved me and touched me in a way
I no longer care to be moved and touched

I no longer care to be moved and touched

I no longer care to be moved and touched
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[Music]

[Music]
not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't

not to worry though I'm sure it won't
last

[Music]

[Music]
I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this

I may have to think about this
well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of

well I don't intend to make a habit of
proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get

proposing to you so I suggest you get
your skates on if you want to leave this

your skates on if you want to leave this

your skates on if you want to leave this
weekend

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[Music]
suppose they'll be coming to Carter

suppose they'll be coming to Carter

suppose they'll be coming to Carter
after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy

after winter quarters soon some dingy
hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne

hotel room in Lausanne
we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission

we'll be back soon tomorrow mission
total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year

total failure at this time next year
that our pension Lee off surely not

that our pension Lee off surely not

that our pension Lee off surely not
how was your day

how was your day

how was your day
I don't know I haven't decided

I don't know I haven't decided

I don't know I haven't decided
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of course I hate traveling and you've

of course I hate traveling and you've
done so much it's my husband's fault she

done so much it's my husband's fault she

done so much it's my husband's fault she
said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere

said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere

said a man couldn't bear to go anywhere
without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it

without me well you'll get used to it
couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though

couldn't do it without Jennifer though
when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next

when will you leave by the end of next
week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking

week if they'll have us I was thinking
but there you are why don't you mean

but there you are why don't you mean

but there you are why don't you mean
doing well I had some calls to make

doing well I had some calls to make

doing well I had some calls to make
business I suppose well my husband did

business I suppose well my husband did

business I suppose well my husband did
the same thing remember all his

the same thing remember all his

the same thing remember all his
arrangements to be made

arrangements to be made

arrangements to be made
arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are

arrangements you're not leaving us are
you

you

you
Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that

Jennifer do you hear that
Day After Tomorrow oh oh

Day After Tomorrow oh oh

Day After Tomorrow oh oh
dear oh dear

dear oh dear

dear oh dear
and you've been out all day

if your

if your
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[Music]

[Music]
my dearest David a cold coming I had of

my dearest David a cold coming I had of

my dearest David a cold coming I had of
it

it

it
Penelope drove me to the airport as if

Penelope drove me to the airport as if

Penelope drove me to the airport as if
escorting some prisoner to the

escorting some prisoner to the

escorting some prisoner to the
maximum-security wing

maximum-security wing

maximum-security wing
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[Music]

[Music]
no doubt I shall be allowed back

no doubt I shall be allowed back

no doubt I shall be allowed back
eventually to resume my peaceable

eventually to resume my peaceable

eventually to resume my peaceable
existence

existence

existence
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[Music]

[Music]
but for the time being I must serve out

but for the time being I must serve out

but for the time being I must serve out
my exile in this decorous Hotel which

my exile in this decorous Hotel which

my exile in this decorous Hotel which
now at the very end of the season exudes

now at the very end of the season exudes

now at the very end of the season exudes
an air of deadly calm

an air of deadly calm

an air of deadly calm
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[Music]

[Music]
I can't help thinking one ought to be at

I can't help thinking one ought to be at

I can't help thinking one ought to be at
home at this slowly darkening time of

home at this slowly darkening time of

home at this slowly darkening time of
the year and so I would be had I not

the year and so I would be had I not

the year and so I would be had I not
committed that apparently a dreadful

committed that apparently a dreadful

committed that apparently a dreadful
crime

I

I
got through tea by trying to reduce the

got through tea by trying to reduce the

got through tea by trying to reduce the
biographies of my few fellow guests

biographies of my few fellow guests

biographies of my few fellow guests
although of course no one here would fit

although of course no one here would fit

although of course no one here would fit
into the sort of fiction I right

set of

set of
mercy

mercy

mercy
paddle

paddle

paddle
servos on clean open

servos on clean open

servos on clean open
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there's an ancient veils definitely for

there's an ancient veils definitely for
example I have her down as the widow of

example I have her down as the widow of

example I have her down as the widow of
a Belgian confectioner

a Belgian confectioner

a Belgian confectioner
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and as a couple of English women

and as a couple of English women
obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late

obviously mother and daughter say late
50s and mid twenties very grand and a

50s and mid twenties very grand and a

50s and mid twenties very grand and a
selfish old

selfish old

selfish old
dude days you will play for a fee he

dude days you will play for a fee he

dude days you will play for a fee he
got and

got and

got and
another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful

another very tall rather beautiful
English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost

English woman I've decided must almost
certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer

certainly be a dancer
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my dearest David

my dearest David
this is the last letter I shall ever

this is the last letter I shall ever

this is the last letter I shall ever
write to you and the first I shall ever

write to you and the first I shall ever

write to you and the first I shall ever
post

post

post
I'm going to marry Phillip Neville a man

I'm going to marry Phillip Neville a man

I'm going to marry Phillip Neville a man
I met here and I do not think that I

I met here and I do not think that I

I met here and I do not think that I
shall ever see you again

shall ever see you again

shall ever see you again
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[Music]

[Music]
for perhaps the first time in my life

for perhaps the first time in my life

for perhaps the first time in my life
I've begun to feel like an adult with an

I've begun to feel like an adult with an

I've begun to feel like an adult with an
adult seriousness I

adult seriousness I

adult seriousness I
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[Music]

[Music]
do not love mr. Neville nor does he love

do not love mr. Neville nor does he love

do not love mr. Neville nor does he love
me but at least we are without illusions

me but at least we are without illusions

me but at least we are without illusions
you I believe all was assumed I was

you I believe all was assumed I was

you I believe all was assumed I was
doing the same thing with the same

doing the same thing with the same

doing the same thing with the same
degree of selfishness as you were I

degree of selfishness as you were I

degree of selfishness as you were I
lived for you

lived for you

lived for you
yet how often did I see you

yet how often did I see you

yet how often did I see you
twice a month

twice a month

twice a month
sometimes a whole month without you and

sometimes a whole month without you and

sometimes a whole month without you and
I would imagine you with your wife and

I would imagine you with your wife and

I would imagine you with your wife and
children

children

children
or worse with somebody new some girl

or worse with somebody new some girl

or worse with somebody new some girl
you'd met at a party perhaps

you'd met at a party perhaps

you'd met at a party perhaps
as once you met me

as once you met me

as once you met me
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[Music]

[Music]
you are the breath of life to me but I

you are the breath of life to me but I

you are the breath of life to me but I
can't see now how I could ever return to

can't see now how I could ever return to

can't see now how I could ever return to
what I was before

what I was before

what I was before
what I thought I was I

shall try to be a good wife to him

shall try to be a good wife to him
one does not receive proposals of

one does not receive proposals of

one does not receive proposals of
marriage every day in this enlightened

marriage every day in this enlightened

marriage every day in this enlightened
age although I have had two this year

age although I have had two this year

age although I have had two this year
and seem to have accepted them both

and seem to have accepted them both

and seem to have accepted them both
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[Music]

[Music]
no doubt as a result of what I have

no doubt as a result of what I have

no doubt as a result of what I have
become to understand about us

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[Music]
I know you always thought I wrote my

I know you always thought I wrote my

I know you always thought I wrote my
stories with a mechanical and detached

stories with a mechanical and detached

stories with a mechanical and detached
cynicism

cynicism

cynicism
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[Music]

[Music]
you were wrong I believed every word of

you were wrong I believed every word of

you were wrong I believed every word of
them I still do

them I still do

them I still do
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[Music]

[Music]
you've known my address for the past two

you've known my address for the past two

you've known my address for the past two
weeks but I haven't heard from you

weeks but I haven't heard from you

weeks but I haven't heard from you
therefore there seems no point in

therefore there seems no point in

therefore there seems no point in
telling you where I shall be living

I don't know how to end this letter

I don't know how to end this letter
I feel sure we shall never meet again

I feel sure we shall never meet again

I feel sure we shall never meet again
so

so

so
all my love

all my love

all my love
always

always

always
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