All language subtitles for Zucchero Miele E Peperoncino (1980).SD.H264.italian.Ac3-5.1-MIRCrew-en

You will see the cat and the mouse

Sooner or later you will play

If you lose you don't
lick the wounds

Love is like that�

A cut here and another there

Just a warrior
Heal old wounds

SUGAR AND HONEY
I sugar, sugar

SUGAR AND HONEY
To sweeten a little

SUGAR AND HONEY
your defeats

I sugar, sugar

To fix your broken spears

I sugar, sugar

I sugar, sugar

I sugar, sugar...

I sugar, sugar

You bet it is�

To whom will I give the rose

Of those roses that
They have no thorns

When you smell them a little

You can't say no anymore

To the warm sun of your mornings

I honey, I my�

Of what they do
real bees

I honey, I my�

If you want to sweeten
your exhausting nights

I honey, I my�

I honey, I my�

I honey, I honey...

I honey, I my�

Chili pepper, gu�

To give rein
release to the imagination

Chili pepper, gu�

Because if not, you continue
being a little stupid

Chili pepper, gu�

Chili pepper, gu�

Chilli, chili...

Chili pepper, gu�

I sugar, sugar

I honey, I my�

Chili pepper, gu�

Enter the Court.

Pass the first
accused, Valerio Milan�s.

Valerio Milanos!

Valerio Milanos!

- Valerio, hurry!
- Present!

- Quick!
- Present. Here I am.

I'm sorry, I
caught a traffic jam.

Are you Valerio Milanos?

Your Judge, I have found myself
with hellish traffic.

There were six hundred who wanted...

He is accused of
sedition, false identity,

disturbance of public order
and resistance to authority

with the complicity of
a certain Amalio Passalacqua.

- No, Mr. Judge, Amalia.
- Ah, yes. She is a woman.

A woman? What does she mean?

If what you want is to make a
discrimination between men and women...

Lawyer Finocchiaro.

Feminist...

No.

I try not to offend your
woman's sensitivity.

- Of course.
- Very good!

Let's recap.

Sedition, false identity,

disturbance of public order
and resistance to authority.

Let's not exaggerate, Mr. Judge,
All of these are things that...

I will judge that,
That's why I'm here.

- Just state the facts!
- It's okay.

Lawyer, can I
speak freely?

Expose.

My defense lawyer,
Nicolino Lagrasta.

He comes from the great school of
Puglia lawyers. A person...

Excuse me, but I am
intrigued from the beginning.

�Has by chance
a relative with a store

of fruits and vegetables and
who plays the accordion?

I am the Attorney General!

I represent the Prosecutor's Office!

I'm sorry, it has
a great resemblance, but...

Excuse me, who are you?

The Secretary of
Court, happy?

- Happy.
- Well.

Now we all know each other. Already
We have made the presentations.

- It was because...
-The facts!

- The facts, speak...
- Do I speak? Go.

Everything happened, that is,
It started when my wife,

and here we have to go to the beginnings,
because you don't know my wife,

and you must know it from the point
from the point of view of the physical and moral structure.

Yes, now we start
from the fetus...!

- Have I started from the fetus?
- Go on go on.

I hope I didn't say anything
that violates the code.

I told him that my wife

with the complicity
from her mother, her mother-in-law...

Another character. Yeah
One day I'll bring it to you.

A kind of
guess, read the hands.

- A charlatan.
- Abbreviate, abbreviate...

So, they decided
go to the beach

His wife decided
go to the beach

In a moment I found myself
in the city alone, discouraged...

- And dejected.
-But what does she say?

In the sense that
he was screwed that night

and I decided to go to the movies.

not far from me
house there is a nice room

where they usually put
essay films.

That night they threw
a sociocultural film,

underground and avant-garde.

sexual aberrations
of a hot blonde.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Has it started yet?

Just ten minutes ago.

Hey, excuse me, a question...

Does it look...? Can you see everything?

That is, the sexual act
with hairs and signs, everything...

You see everything.

No, because one
time I went to the cinema,

and instead of going out one with two
melons, it had two flaps...

And there was one who had
a little thing like that...

An adult, thank you.

- Hey, little bangs...
- Say.

This is a tenth of a lottery
expired six months ago.

- How, did I give you this?
- Yes.

Oh my god, these pants...

So...

The purse, the wallet!

�I have left the
wallet in the car!

Holy Virgin!

Thank goodness, the wallet is there.

Damn, I locked it
and I left the keys in it!

And now what?

How do I do it?

Imagine, how am I going to open it?

Ah, the belt.

I have seen it in one
American film.

I just have to
hook the thing...

Enough that...

I shit the bitch!
Damn...

This is my wife's whore
who has put a curse on me.

And then they say that
Young people we are hooligans.

Once I have put the
alarm in my life. One!

What a shame!

Thief!

- Pull up your pants, slut!
- How dirty?

I have taken off my belt
pants to try to open...

Because I have left
the keys in.

And what does it matter to you?

Take care of your
pants, understand?

You don't want to pay the entrance fee
and on top of that you are a thief.

- Police!
- Do you want to fuck me?

And now she gets naked...

- Police! Police!
- Call the police?

Let's not joke.

- What speed! Are you riot police?
- Documentation, please.

That, the documentation...

She was taking the documentation
from the wallet when, suddenly,

The nymphomaniac has done it
Seen, the lady...

I was taking it...

But let me talk, right?

Caught red-handed. Thanks to
God, your case is very clear, eh?

Burglary in
a fur shop on Fornovo Street.

�Cars 5 and 7 a
Fornovo Street!

�And put on the
bulletproof vests!

- Well?
- Well, you see...

He was picking the lock
of the Volkswagen when...

Good! Write, the
arrested has confessed.

No, what a confession. If I don't
You have let it finish, excuse me.

The lock
it automatically closes...

What has happened,
agent? Sit down!

But what have you done, eh?

They have skipped the position
control of Via Appia.

The bandits' car ran over me
before he could react.

�Reinforcement in controls
from Tiburtina and Salary!

Two cars, fast!

�Two armored vans and one
ambulance on the Appian Way in a hurry!

What are you still doing here?

- What's your name?
- One moment.

- What do you do?
- One thing at a time.

- I work in the theft field.
- Don't fuck with me, we knew that!

Does not understand me. In it
branch of insurance theft.

Now I'm on my own.
I also deal with jewelry, furs...

�Stop touching my
balls! What is your name?

- Say?
- No, Commissioner...

- Say?
- It's the other phone. this one.

Respond to the fire!

�Immediately
We send reinforcements!

Wait!

- At your service.
- A police car.

With weapons
heavy, to Irnerio Square.

Turkish terrorists and nationalists
Armenians are shooting each other.

What should we do?

Shoot them
two, so they will learn.

Let's see if we finish
with this crime...

Well, that's enough!

-Who are you?
- I'm Milanese.

Are you trying to screw me?

- No, Commissioner, why?
- Are you Milanese with that accent?

- Actually, I am from Apulian.
-And why did you say Milanese?

Because I am Milanese
last name, first name Valerio.

- Born where?
- In Turin.

- So you're from Turin!
- No.

No, my father was a railroad worker,
so he went from one city to another.

I was born in Turin, but when
We returned to Bisceglia, my mother...

�If you don't stop
say bullshit

I'll put you in the dungeon!

Word from Commissioner Genov�s.

- Ah, is it Genoese?
- What the hell are you saying?

I am from Bologna,
Genov�s is my last name.

"You're done now."
that report, Siciliano?

Yes, sir.

Sicilian? Palermo or Catania?

No, because there is a fight between
two factions that lasts centuries and centuries.

No, I'm from Veneto, Veronese.

Ah, see. �Ha
Seen, Commissioner...?

Enough!

Calabria, Amalfitano!

�Get me out of the way
to this shitty Apulian!

- Mr. Commissioner, why?
- Take him away from here!

Take his fingerprints
fingerprints and photo for the file!

But I do not have
nothing to do with this.

Why don't you ever leave me
finish the statement?

- Come on, give me that hand.
- Take.

- What is that?
- Shut up.

Keep silent and don't
make comments.

- Come on, squeeze, squeeze.
- One moment...

- Strongly!
- Are you twins?

- How funny...
- What's your name?

Valerio Milan�s, delighted.

- But what does he do?
- What do I know?

Take him immediately
to take the photo! Long!

- Get out! Get out!
- Why are you all yelling at me?

- My head is going to explode!
- A client.

- Excuse me, what should I do now?
- To be quiet.

Now I'm going to you
make a nice photo.

But I have not killed anyone, nor
I haven't even attempted a kidnapping...

That you are quiet!

- Where should I look?
- Look at the little bird.

In Rebibbia, my client

It has remained for about 48 hours.

- Endless.
- Until... Until...

thanks to my intervention,
everything is clarified,

and she was able to get out of jail

and recover possession
of his own car.

- And the wallet.
- And not from the wallet!

Because in the meantime,
some real thieves

they had forced the
car without custody,

and they took the bag, the
radio, spare wheel

and the covers
imitation leather

Of these material damages

and of these moral damages,
due to arrest

and the incredible mistake
from the police file,

I consider responsible

to Commissioner Genov�s.

- Oh thank you very much...
- Come closer, Commissioner Genoves.

Raise your right hand.

Swear to tell the truth and nothing
more than the truth? Say I swear.

- I swear.
- Commissioner...

Explain how the exchange occurred
of the accused's police file.

That...

Damn photo!

He arrived at my table...

in a time of great confusion.

To all the troops in the area,
Go quickly to Montecitorio.

The phonogram.

Three bandits
disguised as monks

They have kidnapped a nun
in the Ursuline convent.

Two armed helicopters,

that control access to
Sole highway towards Florence.

Commissioner, here is the photo of the
that we arrested yesterday, the Apulian.

- Genovs here.
- Mr. Commissioner...

I have lost Fuffi, my poodle.

- What have you lost, lady?
- To Fuffi, my poodle.

A poodle...?

He knows where I am
Should I pass on to his poodle?

For the same...!

Excuse me, superintendent.

I was talking
with a deficient one.

Has Matteo Apuliano escaped?

It is an affront to the police.

We will do the impossible.
We will do the impossible.

I got this. Of course, you
I'll call as soon as I know something.

At her command,
Mr. Superintendent.

Yes, yes, yes.

- You!
-At his command, Commissioner.

- Take the motorcycle.
- Yes.

- Take this to RAI TV.
- Yes.

It's Matteo Apuliano,
a very dangerous fugitive.

Let them take it out in the
1:00 p.m. news.

At 12:08 exactly
He left Rebibbia prison.

I went to get my car and, like
You know, the wallet was no longer there,

because I bought that one
then for 87,000 lire...

That doesn't interest us!

This is the third, because the first
and the second one had already been stolen from me.

And how many more Japanese
buy, prices go up

and we no longer have enough money.

- Ah!
- What?

I just remembered
it was time to eat

and a cellmate
had recommended a restaurant

which is right down there,
where you eat an amatriciana...

They put a lot of chilli, then bacon
smoked, normal bacon and ham.

Ham, cooked or cured?

- Cured, cured.
- But we go...

- Cooked or cured... Get to the point!
- It was to know.

Are you the same
that of the accordion.

But what does it say?

The new series of amendments
presented in camera

has set a new record for
possession of the word of a deputy

who has spoken so
uninterrupted for 27 hours.

Waiter!

Those have arrived after me.

I'm still waiting
the amatriciana, eh?

Is he deaf and mute or what?

Excuse me for a moment.

We have just been informed that in
the early hours of this morning

has escaped from Regina Coeli a
fearsome criminal, Matteo Apuliano.

We show them the
mug shot of him.

We warn that it is
of a very dangerous criminal.

A ruthless individual,
without scruples.

A true human beast.

Matteo Apuliano is a maniac
murderer, a bloodthirsty thug.

From a first reconstruction
of the escape method

the extraordinary
ferocity with which...

Waiter! �It is
are you going to leave now?

Marching.

Marching, what marching?
If you don't bring me anything.

A meal on behalf of
the house, truffled mushrooms, ratatouille...

- And... and some salami.
- Okay, thank you.

But I have ordered the amatriciana,
which is what I want.

Of course. �A
amatriciana, quick!

Bring here!

- The amatriciana.
- Ah, it's already arrived.

Although the ratatouille was
a little strong, huh?

- Then bring me a steak.
- In two seconds.

Even if there are three.
Bleeding, please, huh?

...in 24 murders, 10 of them
which ended up stabbed.

Hey, this knife doesn't cut!

What's wrong?

...the mugshot photo of the
dangerous criminal Matteo Apuliano.

Take a good look at him, he can
Let them find it in front of them.

At this point is where
come in, miss...

Amalia Passalacqua.

Profession?

Journalist, is
i.e. ex-journalist.

Explain yourself.

I worked for
"City at Night", but...

after what has
In the past I have been fired.

Unfortunately, the fault is mine,
but you too, dear Amalia,

you should have explained it to me,
because I'm mortifying myself...

No, no, it's not your fault.

Enough! Their business
We are not interested in personal matters.

- But I have to explain...
- Do it another time!

Go back to your place! Shut up!

-And don't gesture!
- No, for the love of God.

Miss...

Explain to us what it is
which occurred on June 3.

Well...

Just that morning...

when he was in the newsroom,
my director with a crazy humor...

- A true sexist fal�crat.
- We started...

Yes, it's true.

He said that he reproached me
that since they hired me

he had never given her a bomb.

How?

A sensational article,
to put it on the cover.

- Ah, a bomb...
- A bomb, exactly.

And so, when later,
in the restaurant,

I saw who I thought it was
the escaped criminal, I told myself

"I have the article in my hands
most important of my career."

You can't stay here.

- You can't stay here!
- Is it me?

Ah, sorry then
the table was reserved.

That's why they brought me
I didn't know all this.

Excuse me, I'm going somewhere else.

Stop joking.
Come on, come with me.

Where? I still have me
What to eat amatriciana.

- I asked for it 2 hours ago.
- But you are not Apulian?

I am Apulian, yes. How
have you noticed?

Quick, call 112, let's go.

- Come on.
- Yes...

- Wait.
- Yes, okay, but...

�Cannot be turned off
this? It is unbearable.

I speak with the
police, I'm a journalist.

Orange or lemonade?

Who is this crazy maniac?

Miss, please,
don't hurt me.

I will do everything
want. What's wrong?

Those bastards were
notifying the police. Come on.

For four
stinky chillies...

What did they think, they didn't
was I going to pay? Let him pay.

Oh, I understand! To you
way you are honest.

You don't like stealing
to the poor, eh?

- Here you go.
- Are you going to pay?

This will be enough, right?

- Okay, next time...
- Come on, let's go.

- Virgin of the Coronation!
-Hurry up!

- Where do you have the car?
- Be careful, he's going to take out the gun!

- Why are you screaming?
- Quick!

Every time he sees me, he screams.

Don't pull so hard,
that I'm drowning

- There is no need to run like that.
- Where is your car?

- Here it is.
- No, that one is very slow.

Let's take mine,
which is faster.

We have to leave before
that they put controls.

Sorry, what controls?

You don't know what has started
the hunt for the Apulian?

�It is possible that it did not occur
Did you realize there was something strange?

What should be treated
from another Apulian?

Actually, Your Honor,

I thought it was a chase
against us Apulians.

A racial thing, because...

we southerners are not good
seen from Gallarate upwards.

Do you understand?

- Wasn't it in red?
- Yes, why?

- You won't be afraid?
- No.

We have to mislead them.

- But, do you overtake on the right?
- Well... well yes...

Well yes.

Don't worry, you
I guarantee they won't catch us.

but I'm starting
to worry

Hey, wait, no
take it out yet!

No... what am I going to throw away?

dominating holy virgin
from the fire, help me.

That's what you call
to your weapons, eh?

What caliber is it?

Huh?

Long barrel or cannon
short, how is it?

Well, let's say it fell normally.

So far none
has complained.

Virgin of Carmen!

The bus!

�Be careful that
has preference!

- But what's happening?
- Nothing, I've got your back.

Has he run over the cyclist?

I've got your back, huh?

- Are you sure it was Matteo Apuliano?
- And so much...

He was just like
the photo from the TV.

-And he doesn't know where...?
-How do you want me to know?

The girl who went
with him he attacked us,

and then the
two fled together.

- In a car.
-And what color was the car?

- White.
- No way, it was green, I saw it.

I know what car it was.

- It was a light blue Panda.
- The license plate, did you see it?

�They give me a reward
If I tell you the registration number?

Yes, of course, tell me.

Yes, Rome Z18409.

Come on, quickly, get out.
There is no longer any danger.

Come on, hurry up!

Saint Benedict,
If I find out...

- Have you been scared?
- Me? How scary...?

- Calm down, there's no one here.
- No.

- Walk, come on. walk.
- It's osteoarthritis in the knees.

- Excuse me, where are you taking me?
- To home.

- And there is no one?
- No, nobody.

What's wrong?

- What happened?
- A bumblebee.

A bee... I suffer
of cardiac arrhythmia.

It's really pretty
this country house.

Yes, I come on vacation
with my parents.

To know what
you pay rent...

What does it matter
rent? Hurry up.

No, no, it matters, because
this year in Ladispoli,

July and August, two million
After a month they broke me,

more gas, electricity, telephone
and the scoundrel of the owner

wants me to pay
also the community.

How beautiful.

Come on, we don't have
time to waste.

Hey, excuse me, a question,
What do you want from me, tell me?

Why? You still don't know?

I don't.

- I want one thing from you.
- I know that, but who?

I want a good job...

You could have told me before.
I would have caught you right away...

- But exclusively.
- Of course!

I don't like crowds.

- Will you be everything to me?
- Everything, everything.

You will undress completely,
You won't hide anything from me, huh?

I get completely naked,
I am a modern man.

Well, now I'm going for
the tools of the trade.

Yes, yes, go get the tools
of the trade... The tools.

This is crazy
of sadomasochism,

the kamasutra, whipping
erotic-festive...

What do I care,
I do everything.

But what do you do?
Are you getting naked?

It's to get the job done, right?
If not, how do we do it?

Well, it could be a bombshell.

"The Apulian in privacy."

You're a vice, huh?

You also photograph...
Okay, she shoots.

Smile.

Get up, come on.

Bravo.

Now make a bad face, eh?

Oh, no, not like that. You don't give him
fear of anyone. Badder!

But who do I have?
What are you afraid of?

- Let's go!
- It's okay...

Ah, that's fine.

- Bad, badder!
- Is the reel in color?

- Come on, let's go.
- One with the thigh raised.

- Now full body.
- You like it, huh?

- Come on, worse.
- Enough.

Enough of the snacks,
Let's go to the main course.

- Come here
- Do not do that.

Come on, yes, well, well...

How good, good? I
You provoke and then you tell me okay.

Well, it's true, I understand you...

It's been a long time since
You're with a woman, huh?

Well, that too
It's true, quite a bit.

Since December 15, 73.

Yes, since the First War
World... Let's not exaggerate.

Yes, it is the date of your arrest.

-And today you have left prison.
- Yes, that's true.

I don't know how you know
All of these things,

but that doesn't matter,
which account is present.

Let's sit on the couch.

Yes, let's sit down
Where you want,

it is enough that you are
still, because you don't stop.

- What's your name?
- Amalia Passalacqua.

Listen, Passalacqua...

Go to the couch and let's get down to business,
I'm going to do something to you...

- No, later, later...
- Afterwards when?

Let's talk first, huh?

Oh, do you want to record?
dirty, you like to get excited...

Okay... Do you want
swear words, huh?

Trying, one, two,
three... Can you hear it?

�Slut, slut, slut,
I'm going to give you stick meat!

- Do you like it?
- What are you doing, are you kidding?

Have I fallen short?

- Tell me about your first homicide.
- Sorry, what homicide?

Come on, you can talk calmly,
You already confessed it in Assise.

- Me in Assise?
- So...

You entered the bank
of the Holy Spirit...

and you were burdened with
machine gun at the cashier.

Me? "But what...?"

Then you ran away
with 750 million.

What...? What did you feel
at that moment?

While you were shooting.
Excitement, pleasure?

Speak, Apuliano, speak!

Speak, Apuliano!

It's okay, I'll talk
in Apulian...

- But what are you saying?
- You told me to speak Apulian.

At that point, even an idiot
I would have realized the misunderstanding.

- And in fact, I realized it.
- No!

Admit it can
be an aggravating factor.

An aggravating circumstance is better
than to look like an idiot.

Lawyer, don't interfere.

- Well, Milanese...
-Yes?

Did you realize or
did not notice?

Yes, I realized, Mr. Judge.

But understand that before
such a beautiful woman...

I played along,
what was I going to do?

Look at all those arguments.
What do you have, Mr. Judge. Do you see it?

Tell me, it's not there
okay, isn't it okay?

I know that with the toga on
can't express...

Pig, disgusting, criminal!

-Who is he?
- How dare you?

Stop, it can't happen!

By the voice I recognize
that she is my wife, Your Honor.

For a short time I will
be your wife, disgusting!

I want a divorce!

- Get out!
- Come on, take her!

Not here, get out!

Has she fainted?

She always faints, two
times a day. Please sit down.

Give me a hand.

You will understand, Your Honor, that
with a woman like that, he has already seen her,

any woman, even if she is a
Damn, she looks like Venus to me.

You can imagine that when
I felt delighted and provoked

for this piece of woman
and, furthermore, without obstacles...

Let's observe it.

At that moment,
What was she going to do?

Reaching climax
of excitement,

I assumed all
crimes that she wanted.

Since you insist, I'll tell you.

The repertoire will begin
for the escape of Regina Coeli.

At one point,
took hostage

to ten guards who
They were in the yard,

while we were
taking the air.

I put them all one after the other
with the machine gun on his back.

"Don't move or I'll destroy you."
the spine!" I told them.

All scared to death,
with hands up,

while from the turret,
all the other guards,

with their machine guns,
"ra-ta-ta-t", shooting me.

The bazookas "bua, bua, bua..."

The flamethrowers, "fi, fi, fi, fi..."

So at that moment, without knowing
What to do, I took a TNT CK27 bomb.

I put it under
the door... "Boom!"

And I ran away. Is it okay?

It's crazy!

Yes, but enough is enough. give to me
your body, give me your mouth...

Give me whatever.

Most Holy Virgin!

Sorry, why?
will you slap me?

Let's see if I understand it,
are you for or against?

- I'm agree...
- And why are you hitting me?

The Virgin! Are you crazy?

I'm talking to you about doing the
love and you slap me.

I have a complete dossier of
your relationships with women.

I know you like it...
let them hit you

This is also true.

�Like this�!

-The calf!
- I've turned you on, huh?

I got excited, but now
I don't like violence.

I prefer sweetness.

Lie down on the
sofa, and sweet, sweet...

- Yes, but with one condition.
- Which one?

Let me record everything.

Oh, do you want to record it?
all? No problem,

do what you want, but
do not make me wait,

that I can't take it anymore. That is.

Come on, take off your jacket.

Title with six columns.

As if they are eighteen,
What do I care?

- The Apulian has raped me.
- Well, let's not exaggerate now.

I haven't touched you yet.

Now let's get started.

The public wants
strong emotions.

Right, he wants them strong.

Now I am
unbuttoning the blouse.

Yes, I unbutton the blouse.

This is happening to me, who
were you going to tell me?

If I tell it, no one
he's going to believe me.

He caresses my chest
with his hairy hand...

How beautiful, my mother!

Now his mouth is close to my ear
to whisper burning words to me.

Yes! Firefighters, blowtorch,
wood fire, fireplace.

"But what does it do?"
that here in the middle?

What are we doing,
the sports carousel?

- He caresses my knee...
- Yes.

-And he goes down the thigh...
- Yes, yes.

-How long is this thigh.
-Now he is trying to take off my skirt.

Has some difficulties
with the zipper...

This is a bit confusing, but...

She doesn't realize that
You have to take off my belt...

How the hell do you remove it?
How many complications.

He is a dominant male.

How he breathes...

Gasp, he screams...

My God, how he screams!

-The police!
- We screwed up.

Be careful, guys, he's armed.

You cover the entrance.

You two, in the tree.

Quick!

You, inside the car.
You come with me.

- They have come to arrest you.
-Are I going to stop?

I can explain to you that
I am not me, I am someone else.

But, the truth is, how do you know?
Does the police know about all this?

The house is surrounded!

You out there,
you with me.

You have 30 seconds, Apuliano!

Come out with your hands up!

- I give up! Yes, sir, I surrender.
- Where are you going?

- I give up.
- But you're crazy!

This is how you ruin me
all the work.

"I am now like
to do little jobs!

- Come quickly, let's hide.
- Yes, let's hide.

Think what a bomb
for my newspaper...

On the cover!

The Apulian does not give up,
shootout with the police.

The bandit dies hit
by a machine gun burst.

- I don't want to die from a machine gun.
- Please do it for me.

- What do I do?
- Where do you have the gun?

What gun? I
I'm scared shitless.

I'm going to look for the rifle
my father's hunting

Go wherever you want, me
It doesn't matter, I give up.

- The seconds pass.
- Two, one...!

- Fire!
- Get down!

Go ahead!

I shit the bitch,
They really shoot.

Luckily not
They have brought the tanks.

�Keep shooting,
the Apulian does not give up!

Kill her, she is
crazy! I surrender!

You're an idiot, you know?

I surrender!

But don't be rude! If I say
I give up, I give up, right?

Virgin of beautiful love...

Come to your senses, Apuliano,
You do not have an escape!

Gentlemen policemen, no
Shoot, I'm not armed.

This is the symbol of the
peace, the white shirt.

If you want to give up, get out
with hands up.

Here I am, here I am...

Here I am, a moment.

Mr. police, I have not done
nothing. I'm unarmed, look.

- Apulian!
- What?

Catch it!

Fire!

My God! He shot himself.

“Mom”! “Mom”!

They hit me in the ass!

Damn you and the Apulian.
And all your dead.

If I say I give up it is
that I give up Don't you hear me?

You are naive!

-A naive one why?
- What do you plan to do?

I do not understand anything,
I give up and it's over.

You are crazy. If you go out, you
They will kill like a dog.

And what have I done?

In '68 you got killed
to three of them.

The police never forgive you.

How can I not remember?
In '68 I had pleuritis.

- What are you doing?
- Surrender, Apuliano!

Will. Tell me
your last will.

The latest statements
of the Apulian before dying.

I don't want to die, I don't want to die.
I want to live, I want to live...

Speak, Apuliano, speak!

It is not understood!
More clearly, Apuliano!

�Stand up and lift
hands, quick!

Who are you? Who
Is there in there, my mother?

I'm not me.

Well I am me, but I can
explain that I am not the one you are looking for.

I... I can try it
with a document.

Have you seen that they are
good Christians?

Don't be too smart!

See? you are not good
Christians, you see?

Where is the Apulian?

Ah, look, Commissioner Genov�s,

You tell him, he's bollos,
that I am not the criminal they are looking for.

I am not the Apulian.
That is, I am Apulian,

but I'm not the one who...
I don't understand anything! Sorry.

"Forgive me, no
I want to die! I'm sorry...!

- Page 138.
- Yes, I understood it.

Section C of article 503.

- Lawyer Lagrasta.
-Yes?

Sorry, just curious...

Those are there all the time
with my face glued to the book,

without giving signs of
life, what's happening?

And yet it should
be a very simple case...

Do you think they are going to condemn me?

What's up! I foresee
a total absolution.

Total... And the lady?

Excuse me, lawyer,
What do you...?

I am a little worried,

because my client
has been the instigator

and the judge is a
recognized sexist.

- Excuse me, lawyer.
-Yes?

Something is occurring to me.

- I was thinking...
-Yes?

I thought my wife was ugly
until I saw the lawyer.

But, lawyer, definitely
you are as ugly as her.

Let's admit it, none of the
two is that we are Alain Delon.

- Already.
- Judge.

In the name of the Italian people,

having seen articles 381, 897,
395 and 393 of the Penal Code,

I acquit Amalia Passalacqua

because the fact is not
It constitutes a crime.

What was I telling you, Amalia, have you seen it?
I know the law, you know?

Congratulations, usher. Oh, excuse me.

Congratulations, lawyer.
Congratulations, lawyer.

Congratulations to all.
You have done very well.

Now let's go to
eat an amatriciana...

- Silence!
- I'm sorry, Your Ladyship.

I condemn

Valerio Milan�s at 4
years and 6 months in prison

by armed resistance
to law enforcement...

- Me?
- Fake identity,

and disturbance of public order.

We proceed to
arrest of the accused.

We will appeal.

Yes, we will appeal, but
They put me in jail.

- We will provide new evidence.
- What idiocy is that?

We have to discuss it.
I have not done anything wrong.

�Monster, unfortunate,
you have what you deserve!

You, damn, have been my ruin!

- Quiet!
- Run away!

Be still, you wretch!

And what do you do?

You are harming yourself
position, Milan, calm down!

Silence!

This is a shame!

Passalacqua, stop or me
They are going to serve a life sentence.

Come!

Come on, quickly,
we have to escape!

My eye, my eye!

Exclusive report
by Amalia Passalacqua.

A defendant escapes from the courtroom
court helped by his lover.

Behold, word by word,

the declarations
by Valerio Milan�s,

after his spectacular escape.

Speak, come on, speak...

Two million readers
They want to read your statements.

- Let's talk...
-The police...

Come on,
do it for me. Speaks...

Go fuck yourself!

Mr. Judge,

I request that the
criminal liability of the accused

Duilio Mencacci,

and that he be condemned for causing
voluntarily serious injuries,

two months in prison
with general mitigation

if they do not exist
criminal record.

I have a background
criminal, I have... Lawyer.

He has the floor for the civil party.

Mr. Judge, as representative
of the injured party,

I consider, I consider...

which is also convenient
listen to my client,

that he has appeared
with the civil party

to claim damages and
damages in separate session.

- Mazzarelli!
- Lawyer, what do I do?

Should I go there? What do you advise me?

Giuseppe Mazzerelli, come forward.
Make your presentation.

Yes, yes.

Lawyer, what do I have to do?

- Do I declare?
- Of course, Mazzerelli.

Tell everything from the beginning.

Yes. Well... you see, Mr. Judge,

I have a degree in language
French and graduate in literature,

but I have never found
a real job.

Just small things,
garrison.

How as a garnish?

In the sense that it only gave me
to eat garnish, Your Honor.

And not even every day.

� she has tried it in
the employment office?

Hey, I have a note
since I was 16 years old,

but they haven't called me yet.

Meanwhile, I have
presented to various oppositions.

- How many?
- About 40, Your Honor.

In the last one we were 2,800
opponents for only 30 places.

I, of course, stayed on the 31st.

I wanted to commit suicide, Your Honor.

I have even analyzed several
types of suicide, from the most...

Mazzerelli, don't digress.

In the days of cars,
what were you doing?

Go hungry, Your Honor.

full time and
uninterrupted schedule.

Practically
I was on a forced diet.

My stomach was so empty
that if he swallowed saliva,

in my stomach the sound could be heard
echo of distant memories.

I stayed in the kitchen
in search of lost flavors.

old and dear
sausages with polenta.

In the pantry, a piece of pecorino
grated three months ago moved me.

And it flayed me on my tongue,
always in the same place.

In the refrigerator...

In the refrigerator was the
shoe that I wore on the distant day

in which I ate my
Last dish of fettuccine.

I wasn't even okay anymore.

At that point, only a
miracle could save me,

and that's why I went to Loreto.

�It was on a pilgrimage
to the sanctuary?

No, to the other room,
Loreto is my parrot.

Loreto I have only one wish,
and only you can fulfill it.

Sorry...

Let me catch you
prepare a broth...

With your dead!

But what do you do? Are you rebelling?

Fuck you!

Easy, huh?

Loreto, come on, don't get
like this. Come on, she was joking.

It's over!

Fuck you!
Fuck you!

Lorentino, come on...

No!

- You don't have vertigo?
- Idiot, idiot.

Idiot, idiot,
idiot, idiot, idiot.

I just want to caress you.

- Don't I feel sorry for you?
- No.

They are calling.

Calling, calling.

I already heard it, idiot.

I'm going I'm going...
I'm coming!

I'm coming!

- What do you want?
- Why did it take so long to open?

Excuse me, I was out
to walk by the window.

- I had peeked out.
- Yes, yes, it's okay...

This is for you.

- You know what it is, right?
- No, what is it?

eviction order with
foreclosure.

The apartment must be
evicted, immediately.

- How? I have appealed!
- It has been rejected.

They say that one day
luck knocks on your door.

And I didn't even have
a door, Your Honor.

He was the only one
evicted from all of Italy.

Never good news...

Never one that you
touch your shoulder and tell you

Giuseppe Mazzerelli, has
approved the oppositions.

- Giuseppe Mazzerelli...
- Have I passed the oppositions?

No. Get up, we have
Let's take the chair, come on.

Come on, take that.

No, for mercy's sake, not this,
this does not. Be understanding.

- It is a memory.
- What memory is it?

A memory of the
Last time I cooked.

It's okay. Listen,
anyway

someone would have to be paid
so that he could keep it.

Goodbye. Happy?

I didn't even have the means anymore
to commit suicide, Your Honor.

I didn't stay
other than going to Cinecitt�

hoping for
get some money.

since she worked occasionally
in the cinema as an extra

and he had a union card.

And also because I had friends
important in that field.

hello!

- Mazzerelli, do you have 2,000 lire?
- No, Your Majesty.

Come on, Carrozzi, let us
Come on, we leave for Mentana.

- We are ready.
-Carrozzi!

Carrozzi, are these the
washerwomen for the river scene?

Here they are, Ammazavi,
Gabriella, Lara Laura and María Luisa.

There are four, and the fifth? There was
said that there had to be five.

Yes, but Mariella
she went because she was sick

and also here they pay very little.

We didn't even do Ben Hur. With
You have four laundresses to spare.

It's not good, no. �And
Now what do I say to the director?

What do I know? Whatever...

But, it is possible that not
Did you find any other chick?

- Excuse me, may I?
- And who is this?

- And what do I know!
- Mazzerelli Giuseppe, sir.

I have already worked with you
in "Appointment with Death."

He played the dead man.

Everything is resolved, sir, the
Fifth washerwoman is here, it's me.

- You? What do you say?
- Goodbye, crazy.

Lord, at home
I do the laundry alone.

I dress as a woman and I put on
back and you can't see my nose.

Lord, let me work, for
Charity, I need it, sir.

It seems like a good idea to me.

It's okay, but it would make you
missing a wig or something.

- Hey! What are you doing?
- Here I have the wig, sir.

Give me the wig back, you idiot!

Go to stage 5, which is
filming an advertisement for Atón Calvo.

- Very well, come on, come on.
- Take him to the locker room.

"The pornlaundress
horny", 18-8 first.

Action!

- Ferruccio!
- Go ahead playback!

Let the
laundresses. Let's go girls.

To make...

To rinse...

Until nightfall...

Going by the years...

My beauty huh...

My beauty blooms...

As the years go by...

My beauty...

No!

My beauty blooms...

Who is that idiot
She doesn't even know how to keep up?

Who is that idiot
You don't even know how to keep up?

Who is that idiot
You don't even know how to keep up?

- Don't show your face, sir.
- I'll kill her!

It's better to take a break, and
Also the food has arrived.

Okay, rest for everyone.

- One hour of rest.
- Let's eat!

Calm down, there is food for everyone.

Here, this for you.
Give him the wine, let's go.

There are 25 reds and 25 whites.

Come on, calm down.
Slowly...

Here you go. Here, this one for you.

- Come, I'll give you food.
- Here's yours.

Permission.

- Take this, come on.
- Calm Calm.

I have already seen you.

No, I would remember
from someone with your physique.

What do you want with that nose?
Go, the meals are numbered.

Don't give it to me, I have
20 years working here.

No!

You've already eaten my food!

Spit it all out!

"I'm going to strangle you,
I am going to kill you!

Where is what you
have you eaten? It was mine!

Hey, I'm going to report you! Am
of the animal shelter.

�And there is no one of the
protector of men?

Excuse me, could you give me another one?
meal? She has already seen that the dog...

The meals are all counted.

Who do you think
Are you, Elizabeth Taylor?

Please, someone
can you give me something?

Have you already eaten everything?
You are worse than locusts.

If you have eaten
everything, suck the cardboard.

Well today I'm going to give myself
a good draw of water.

In any case, neither
I'm not even hungry...

Do they sting?

Yes, but shut up,
you are scaring them.

How many have you caught today?

Sorry, how many
have you fished today?

One.

Can you let me see it, please?

Hey, I can't
Hear you, I turned it off.

- Good fishing.
- Get out of here, you're jinxing me!

I said it just to say something.

What do I care about fish?

Even raw it has
to be good.

Help, I don't know how to swim!

Help!

The ones in the movie! Fisherman!

Mr. fisherman!

I'm here!

I have fallen in the river.

I've been walking for two hours.

But what is this?
They're all gone.

My clothes! And now,
How do I get back to Rome?

Hey!

Hey, excuse me!

� she has seen the
who were here?

- They left.
- Then they have abandoned me.

Why? �You�
Are you also into cinema?

- Yes, why?
- Because I'll kill you.

- What have I done to him?
- I kill you.

You are criminals who
you have trampled the artichokes.

And so, I was forced to
walk to Rome.

�And there could not be
took a taxi?

What taxi, Mr. Judge?
I didn't have a penny.

They hadn't even paid me.

A tiredness, a
pain in the ankles...

Have you ever tried
to walk in heels?

Me? But what does it say?

I say it's an ordeal.

Excuse me, has he ever done
hitchhiking for four hours?

- Are you going to Rome?
- No.

And now that I've seen you,
I turn around, monster.

Are you crazy? Walking on
there at night with that face...

- Well, come on...
- I almost had a heart attack!

- Where are you going?
- Scent.

Come up, miss.

Thank you!

In general,
I never climb anyone,

And of course,
never to a man.

With all those things
horrible things that happen...

- Am I doing right?
- How not?

But you, poor thing...
In the dark, so alone...

My name is Mencacci
Mara, and you?

Mazzerelli Giusepp...
Giuseppina.

Nice to meet you.

What do you do? Is she a babysitter?

- Nurse?
- Why?

Well, how it goes
dressed it seemed to me.

Yes, I am a domestic worker.

And where?

Currently I have
I left my job.

You know, men
They have very long hands.

He is absolutely right.

And how are you good at cooking?

Great, the hard part is getting there.

It has been destiny
the one who has united us.

Think that I return from Mentana,
where they promised me a maid,

that she is already placed.

Giuseppina, I give you the job.
I offer you 300,000 a month.

�300,000?

But me, the truth...

Okay, 350,000

and social security, a
nice own room,

color television,
abundant food...

- And meat every day.
- Meat every day?

Well, you see, my
husband is a butcher.

Hey! What's wrong, we don't eat here?

In a moment it is ready.

By the way, where
have you been today?

I can not tell you,
it's a surprise.

I don't care one
shit the surprises.

You know not
I want you to go there.

But if I never see anyone,
I'm always here alone, alone.

So what? kiss the ground
and she thanks God.

With such a beautiful house,
where do you want to go?

Here is Giuseppina.
Do you like surprise?

- Good night.
- What a surprise!

Where did you get it from?
taken from a zoo?

- "Potage des champignons."
- What the hell does he say?

Mushroom soup, sir.

Curious, it seems like a sign.

But who do you
you asked, huh?

Quick, bring the second course
that I have to go again.

- Come on hurry up.
- Can I go with you?

No, no, I have to see a
supplier to place an order...

- At ten at night?
- Yes, at ten at night.

- Why? Doesn't that seem good to you?
- Well, I could accompany you.

No way!

you have to stay home
and not take for granted, understand?

But I'm tired of being
always locked up at home.

I want to go out.

- I'll bring dessert right away.
- What dessert?

- Aren't they going out?
- I go...

The lady doesn't come out.

Have you understood it?

- Is it true that you don't go out anymore?
- No, I don't feel like it anymore.

Have you seen? He doesn't feel like it anymore.

And I no longer feel like it
to eat. I'm leaving!

Madam... Madam,
don't get like that.

Men are all equal.

Deep down everyone is hiding something.

And so the
weeks, Your Honor.

Everything was going well, there was
gained 5 kg.

I no longer had
economic problems.

Only in the kitchen did I have
some problems,

but in the end, the
Food was decent.

A pinch of salt.

Pinch.

For more dishes
complicated, resort to

"Talisman of Happiness"
in weekly installments.

But, above all, the lady and I
We had become good friends.

Giuseppina, can I make you
an indiscreet question?

- Say, ma'am.
- Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't.

You are doing wrong.

It is very nice to have
a man who loves you.

And if a man hugs you, he kisses you,
He caresses you, he desires you, what are you doing?

I call the police.

�But you have never
Had relations with a man?

No never.

I imagined it, you know?

But the fault is
yours, Giuseppina.

Do you believe?

You are not a great beauty,

but you could also
groom yourself a little better.

Well, always dressed like that,
disheveled... You are not attractive.

- You sure dress well, ma'am.
- Do you like it?

Not bad, right?

It is a model that I have
bought at Givenchy.

Wait.

- Madam, excuse me, what are you doing?
- I had an idea.

That's it, now you'll see.

But why does she get naked?

Paint it.

Do you want me to help you?

No, ma'am, I can do it alone.

You wouldn't know
where to put your hands.

I'll let her know when she's ready.

I get dressed in a jiffy.

But how shy.

So, pout.

She opens her mouth.

open it!

�It's just that you want
eat your pencil?

Quiet...

Look, even the most actresses
Beautiful women are worthless without makeup.

Look at yourself. What do you say to me?

That she will never be a great actress.

Say? Say? Who is she?

Speak!

When I answer
I don't speak anyone.

It will be a mistake, a warning.

It's a sign.

I think my husband
He has taken a lover.

Could be.

How do you say? The man
He is a hunter. He doesn't get irritated.

When he puts his hand on me
On top of that, it's just to hit me.

What can we do?

We women have
born to suffer.

It's been six months since I've had my turn,

We do not have
sexual relationships.

Let's know what it has
the one that I don't have.

Look.

Look.

Look at my chest. Look
how it remains firm.

It's like that of a little girl.

Play... Play!

You will see how hard it is.

What do you say to me?

- It's hard.
-How is he?

It's hard!

Oh, you've gotten nervous.

- What's wrong with you?
- Fish...

It burns... I smell smoke.

I smell burning...

It's burning. I'm going to the kitchen, huh?

Understand, Mr. Judge,

I did everything possible
for behaving well.

No! You behaved terribly.

I had the duty to reveal
his true identity.

- You're right.
- I cared about that job...

Three meals a day, accommodation and
paid food, Christmas extra...

What screwed me up was
the oppositions, Mr. Judge.

If I had passed the exams...

Stop those oppositions now!

Well you know
because he has opposed,

and he approved them, who knows how...

What is he saying?

No, I say that to know
how he would have behaved

if it had been found
in my same situation.

You have already seen
to Ms. Mencacci.

If you even involuntarily
I would have touched that chest...

Who, me?

No, it was to give an example.

Excuse me, you have touched
a breast like the lady's?

I don't touch anyone's chest!

I beg you to
Excuse me, Mr. Magistrate.

Mazzerelli, what the hell are you saying?

It is seen that he has
touched by a faggot magistrate.

I don't touch breasts!

Yes, of course.

We have reached the
25 minutes of part 2.

Rome 0, Inter 0.

Rocca beats Bini for the
right and crosses the center of the field,

but Cannuti cuts the play.

Shit!

Excuse me, Mr. Judge,
but I would like to specify

that I was fulfilling my
duties as a housekeeper

in an irreproachable way,
I worked hard.

He didn't even get off on Sundays.

He dribbles past Beccalossi and heads
with determination towards the Inter area.

Face Marini, enter
the area. Marini defends him...

he hits the ball with
the hand and it's a penalty.

The referee does not doubt it, penalty.

Penalty! Come on, Wolves!

It is Di Bartomei who
is responsible for launching it.

Place the ball on the point
from a penalty, take a run,

shoot... Goal!

Good!

Excuse me, sir.

The public of
Olimpico goes crazy.

What are you, from Rome?

- I'm from Lazio...
- Ah, well, I thought...

- Make me a coffee, quick.
- Yes.

What is this?

A specialty for dinner.

"Haricot avec peau de porc."

And what is that?

Beans with pork rinds.

Good, good, I like it.

Hurry up with him
coffee, I'm in a hurry.

Giuseppi, bring me the Fernet now.

I'm coming.

There should have been
given more to the center.

It's short, sir.

Hey, maybe
do you know how to play pool?

Ah...

No, but I know that
with the white ball

you have to hit the blue ball,

that has to
knock down those keels.

- Is that so?
- Very good.

You are a very smart girl.

Do you know what we are going to do?
Let's play a little game, eh?

Delighted, but not for money.

No, no, we have to do something
play, if not, there is no emotion,

It's not fun.

But you don't have to
worry, you know, Giuseppina?

It's easy, it's easy...

As you wish, sir.
Shall we play 5,000?

No, let it be 50,000,
If not, I don't have fun.

Here, here are mine.

OK. Discount it
of my salary if I don't win.

What's wrong, is that
do you think you have options?

Let's play best of 24. I choose
the white one and I start, eh?

It looks like she's been drinking...

There are 4 points for
me, right, sir?

- Whose turn is it?
- It's your turn.

Be careful, the point is
below, you cannot bring down.

Yes, but if I make one
carom yes I can shoot down.

What do you say, I'll try it?

Look how I have
knocked down the keels.

There are 10 points for
me, right, sir?

Yes, it's 10 points for you.

- Whose turn is it?
- I have the point.

It's still your turn.

- Quick.
- What do you say, abbe?

Well, abate.

Do you know he was right?
It's not difficult, sir.

Of course I don't play as well as
you, but for the first time...

Hey, look, sir!

Shot with spin, recoil and
ball in the pocket. It's worth one.

I put the keels back...

It's your turn, sir. Forward.

�Ol�!

Ball out, point for
me. You have lost, sir.

- Are you ready?
- Ready for what?

you told me that
you were going to take to the movies.

Oh yes? It's okay.

We'll go another day,
if I feel like it.

You promised me that you would take me
to watch a crying movie.

- You gave me your word.
- Well, I'll take it back.

Say? Say?

Nobody answers.

You unfortunate, scoundrel, whore!

Enough! Shut up and bring it here.

Get away.

Say?

Oh, hello, accountant.

Sure, see you in
half an hour where always.

OK.

He was the accountant.

He says I have to go to
close the accounts for the month.

But we are on the 12th!

Well, I'll close
the accounts on the 12th.

But sir, today is Sunday.

Don't meddle,
Go to the kitchen, come on.

Do not wait for me,
I may be late.

No, I want to go to the cinema.

I want to see... "No
cry, darling."

Ah... You want to see
"Don't cry, darling", huh?

Here! Now cry, darling,
This is how we have the cinema at home.

Enough!

Here, keep him company, come on.

What a harm!

That one doesn't have one
hand, he has a tractor.

Mrs. Mara, how are you?

Madam?

Mrs. Mara?

Madam? Answer, madam.

Madam?

Excuse me, can I come in?

Lady, what are you doing?
The razor cuts.

- Come on, lady. Cheer up.
- I want to die!

Come on, calm down. Come on.

See how we will find
a solution, ma'am.

She didn't commit suicide, she is very pretty.

What a day! Calm down, lady.

Calm calm.

My husband is a
unfortunate, a scoundrel.

A pig!

I'm tired of living
with such a vulgar being,

so materialistic...

And if he allows me,
so psycho, lady.

I'm pulling for
my youth overboard,

my body...

And his breasts,
lady. And his hip...

And, without disrespect,
your buttocks, lady.

- Throw it all away, lady!
- Where are you going?

To take a cold shower.

Don't leave me, Giuseppina.
Now I only have you.

I can't take it anymore.
I can't take it anymore.

- I understand.
- I'm not made to live like this.

Yes, of course, ma'am. You are right.

- I need understanding.
- Sure, ma'am.

- Of kindness, of sweetness.
- Sure, ma'am.

- Of tenderness...
- Sure, ma'am.

I need love, almost
I haven't made love for a year.

You're going to tell me, ma'am...

How loving you are, Giuseppina.

How affectionate...

How understanding...

How sweet...

How kind...

I've noticed something!

- Has there been a knock at the door?
- Let's go ahead...

Tell the truth, you...

You...

Yes, ma'am. Yes.

Yes... I am a man!

That's it! �In everything and
for everything, a man!

Giuseppina, Giuseppe...

I'm sorry, ma'am. I did it
because he needed the job.

Denounce me if he wants, do what
Whatever he wants, I'm leaving anyway.

I'm getting rid of these heels,
I won't understand how you can carry them.

I don't even want you to
pay for the days worked.

No, don't rush, wait.

Let's talk.

If you want to talk, let's talk, lady,
but what counts are the facts.

My Giuseppe!

So it seems obvious to me
that you, Mazzerelli Giuseppe,

He took advantage of the situation.

No, no, Mr. Judge. I
I took advantage of the lady,

who was also happy.

Hang on a minute,
don't distract me.

They were a few months of happiness.

She and I in bed,
sometimes on the couch...

And he...

And him cutting chops.

Oh excuse me. Have.

No, I don't want strawberries.
Go to the kitchen, come on.

Have you heard me?

Come on.

Why do you eat strawberries?
You didn't like them before.

What do I know, suddenly
I have felt like it.

And why don't you want them?
pears, which are cheaper?

�Now you are going to control
Also what do I eat?

Well yes, because the
Expenses are doubling.

Every day with
the strawberries, the lamb...

And the beef steaks
that eats that beast over there.

That's not a maid,

is the competition
of the solitary

Hey, what are you doing? Are you leaving?

She has taken away my hunger.

What's wrong with you? �Te
do you find wrong?

- Here, some water.
- My head hurts.

- Come on, is it over?
- My stomach hurts.

I don't know what's wrong with me.
Take me to the doctor.

Yes, yes... But what doctor?
Come on, walk, come on.

Now you go to bed,
You rest a little and everything goes away.

You don't take me for a walk, not even
cinema, and now neither to the doctor.

Doctors... What they are.

In the end he convinced me
to take her to the doctor,

which I sent him
do some analysis,

that I went to pick up personally,

because I wanted to get there
at the bottom of this matter.

Because you see, Mr. Judge,

that one over there, more than a year ago
year since he didn't touch her with even a finger.

With five. I hit him.

Doctor, then?

Dizziness and nausea are
normal effects on his condition.

And the analysis too
he has confirmed it.

- But what...?
- Can I congratulate you?

Congratulations, your wife
she is expecting a child.

- A child...
- But, don't be like that.

It is normal to become a father.
What's so strange about it?

Am I the father of a child?

Well, if it's not a
boy, it will be a girl.

His wife is 2 months pregnant.

Come on, relax. Tell me,
How long have you been married?

- 11 years old.
- 11 years old!

- Do you have more children?
- No.

Oh, I understand. After so much
time you didn't expect it, huh?

That!

- And it seems almost impossible.
- Exactly.

However, Providence
has taken care of it.

Now you can go home

and give him the good news
to his gentle wife.

No, I do not have
to be careful.

My wife still isn't expecting it.

I want to give you one
Nice surprise.

Great idea. Sunday is
Easter, what better occasion.

- What's wrong?
- 50,000.

Have.

Well?

Nothing, nothing... It's nothing.

The doctor said that
you have to rest...

and eat a little less.

Thank goodness! I'm going to go on a diet
so this summer I can wear a bikini.

- Ah, Giuseppina...
- Yes, Mr. Duilio?

I have to talk to you.

Hey, you've been so long
time here with us

that I can consider you
like family, right?

Of course.

In fact, look...
I'm going to give a good gift,

but you have to be
good to me, huh?

Take.

100,000.

Mr. Duilio, the men
I don't like married people.

But what have you understood?

I only want you
trust, you know?

There doesn't have to be
secrets between us.

Tell me one thing...
lady, do you ever go out?

- Of course, every Sunday.
- Very good.

- And where was he going?
- To mass.

- Are you sure?
- Very safe.

We always go together, she and I.

You and her, huh?

Hey, here home, ha
Has anyone come to visit her?

- Never.
- Are you sure?

Surely, we are always
together at home, she and I.

But it will be possible that no one
has come to see her. Maybe...

Maybe a couple of months ago.

- Yes, someone came 2 months ago.
- That's right, very good.

-And who was she?
-The goalkeeper.

Go fuck yourself.
And give me the money back.

Well, she was the goalkeeper,
I remember very well.

My cousin couldn't have been,
He has been in jail for six months.

The goalkeeper!

No, not the goalkeeper.
He is 80 years old.

The milkman's son
He is 12 years old.

I don't understand anything.

But who would it have been?

Hang on a minute...

Two months ago, uncle
Nicola stayed to sleep

for the funeral of
poor Assunta.

No, that can't be it,
He lost her in the war.

They also came
two from the funeral home...

But there was also me.

There is nothing left but Giuseppina.

Giuseppina!

Happy Easter!

Cappelletti soup.

"Bovuillon de petit chapeau."

"L'ame de cadavre tienne."

Excuse me?

Damn your dead.

- Are you telling me?
- No no...

It's just that I am also
learning french.

You are comfortable in our
home, right, Giuseppina?

Yes, good, very good.

- You don't lack anything.
- No, nothing.

And in return you do everything
possible to please my wife.

- Yes, of course.
- That's enough, thanks.

You take care of washing, ironing...

Cook...

And from the dust.

How do you say? I do not understand you.

Don't you take care of the dust?

Yes, it's part of my job.

I wash, iron,
I cook and... and I mud.

And don't you get tired of sweeping so much?

No no.

I do it with great pleasure.

To keep the house clean.

You won't be
getting a little tired?

No... A little bit of
Exercise is good for me.

- I have also gained weight.
- I believe you.

With everything you eat...

- Wait, wait a moment.
- I bring the second one.

Why is there such a rush?

Have you seen how deep in flesh
What's our Giuseppina, eh?

Look at it, look at it...
Overflowing with health.

Velvet skin...

Very firm breasts...

Some well-turned arms...

Marble ass...

Hard legs...

And square eggs!

Your Honor, compression
traumatic scrotal sac

and subsequent resection
of her right testicular canal.

My client no longer
he can have children,

and is the injured party
in name and in fact.

We demand condemnation
by Duilio Mencacci

and compensation for
moral and material damages.

Because it is fair that this man

be at least compensated
for the violence he suffered.

He, who has already passed
for so many things in life.

Look at him.

He is a miserable man.

Poor, ugly...

Deficient.

A man without a future.

Without home, without
job and no family.

And without a single egg, Mr. Judge.

I don't know if he understood, eh?

Silence, silence, silence!

I have concluded, Your Honor.

What does "damage and damage" mean?
damages to be determined separately"?

That in 10 years
They will give me 18,000 lire.

�It gives me "Everything
Oppositions", please?

- And also the "Messenger".
- And the "Messenger", right away.

- Let's see if we find something.
- Here.

The return

Look, there is a call
at the Ministry of the Navy

as a group C ordinance.

But it requires a
degree in Oceanography.

And then there is a guard post
night shift at an oil company.

But it is required
perfect physical integrity.

It is impossible.

Giuseppe, don't act like that.

You'll see how we turn out
Go ahead now that there are two of us.

Say rather that there are three of us.

Well yes.

If it's a girl, I would love it
call her Iliana, like my mother.

If she is a boy, we will call him
First, like my grandfather.

First? It would be better
let us call it last.

Come on... When she is born, I
I will also get to work.

Yes, yes... Let's see if there is something
in ads by words.

You see, stop
graduates there is nothing,

to the graduates
They don't want them.

They're only looking for maids, look.

300,000, 350,000...

500,000 a month.

500,000 a month...

Private room, TV
color, paid vacation

in a chalet with pool.

Have you seen?

Did you throw away the wig?

Cause...

Battistini against Carlozzi.

Is the accused in the room?

- Plinio Carlozzi.
- Plinio Carlozzi.

- Answer.
- Ah, present!

- Wow, wow.
- It's Plinio Carlozzi, right?

Excuse me for coming like this, Mr. Judge,

but I haven't had time to
change after the ceremony.

- Do you want a confection?
- Leave it, you are accused...

of a crime of
fraudulent insolvency,

foreseen and punished
in article 641,

for having bought Mr. Aurelio
Battistini, car salesman...

entirely through
I will pay, Mr. Judge.

In time and form...

Don't worry, sit down.

- I'll talk later...
- A piece of cake, Battistini?

Forget it.

- For the purchase of a FIAT 128...
- Do you want?

equipped... Don't distract me!

Equipped for
public transport

hiding his
insolvency status

and with the intention of not
face your payment.

Well...

So it's you
passenger driver.

Driver
vehicle with taximeter.

And it's not the same?

No, passenger driver
It is inaccurate and restrictive.

I can use my vehicle
with passengers, without passengers,

uphill, downhill, on
plain, however you want, in short.

- I understand.
- Do you want a confection or not?

Enough of the nonsense and
stop rambling.

Don't you want almonds?
Well okay.

- Stick to the facts.
- Okay, Mr. Judge.

Then I will tell you that always
I liked being a taxi driver.

Ah, does it bother you that I
walk while I exhibit?

- It helps me.
- Go on go on...

He said that he always
I liked being a taxi driver,

but in my taxi,
of my property.

Instead, I had to
work for a boss.

The boss...

- Have a laugh, lawyer.
- Thank you.

The boss said, it's not that he was
an underdeveloped or dwarf pattern,

In slang, the patron is called
taxi license owner.

At this point, considering
fact that they don't want confections,

I will conclude by saying that that afternoon
I was chosen by my classmates,

through the system
of the bim-bum-bam,

to see the aforementioned patron

in order to present you some
union demands.

Very good, congratulations. Bravo.

Let's leave the congratulations
for later. Carlozzi.

No, I don't care.
I don't pay a lira!

And what do I care?

Call whoever you want.
I do not care.

"I'm not going to pay,
I'm not going to pay anything!

I am very curious about
See if you have the courage to react.

Now I go up and tell him:

We want, first,

scrupulous compliance
of working hours

and the suppression of
extraordinary hours.

Second, equipment
especially for night work.

That is, glass and
bulletproof vest, helmet,

a supply of
Scorpio type submachine guns,

tear gas and Kleenex to
dry the tears caused by them,

permanent contact
by radio with NASA.

Third, at taxi stops,

to combat boredom while
we wait for a call, we want

cafeteria, nightclub,
cinema and cabaret.

Go ahead! Who is it?

Come on, go ahead!

Good evening, Mr. Scarnicchia.
I came to...

�You can know
why have you come back?

Why have you
got out of my taxi?

I have come in the name
from my colleagues to...

What colleagues or colleagues. Come on...

Get in the taxi and hit the
taximeter, I lose money.

Excuse me for telling you that my turn
work ended 8 minutes ago.

What 8 minutes or 8 minutes...

Come on, Carlozzi, no
I argue with inferiors.

Go to work,
what is the best.

I have come in
union name...

Be careful that your union
It's me, Italo Scarnicchia.

I am the one who feeds you.

Make me see reason
to this big head.

I reason with the
head of my union.

I shit on your union!

Tomorrow is Sunday, Modica
He is sick and you replace him.

It's my day of rest,
I already have plans.

Well, you change them, idiot!
And enough of the talk!

Get in the taxi!
Get to work, lazy man!

Do you know what I'm telling you? Also
You're going to do two extra hours.

- So come on, come on.
- I think I've already said it all.

- You've already said everything, come on.
- Have I said everything?

Come on, long.

No, you can't treat me like that.

We are talking about torture
psychological, abuse of power.

You just need to give me one
kick the ass and then...

Are you still here?

- This is to give that one ideas.
- Say?

I have already said that I do not think
pay nothing, do you understand?

Why hasn't he
turned to the right?

Sorry, I didn't have to
go to Bainsizza Square?

Exactly, I had to turn left
right and then go along Lungotevere.

But there is more traffic over there.

- During the week, not on Sunday.
- Well, yes...

- Wow, wow.
- Where?

To fix it, now turn to
right and just after to the left.

Over there? Is
prohibited address.

No, they changed the
signage two weeks ago.

- Oh, I understand.
- Come on, turn here.

To the left, yes.

Now over there, and
enter that street.

I don't understand anything.

- I know Rome well, eh?
- Leave me alone, it hurts me!

This is a shortcut, understand?

-Is she happy?
- This saves two traffic lights.

- Hey, hey, look ahead, huh?
- Doesn't he even let me have the radio?

Here Radio Luna Blu, we offer you
the results of the pool.

Great prizes are planned.

- One.
- To the boat.

- Two.
- I have it.

- Two.
- Accelerate!

Two...

- X.
- X.

- Two.
- Two.

- One.
- One.

- X.
- To the boat.

- X.
- To the right!

- X.
- I have it.

- Come on, we're almost there.
- I got it!

- X.
- I got it!

- And one.
- Now go for...

- A cock!
- Where?

No, not that street anymore
you remember her.

What does he do, does he stop?

I got 13 right, I won.

That's it, it has arrived.
Please come down.

What does it say?

Well, look at that street
with all that traffic? Do you see her?

He crosses her, crosses her again
cross, cross it again...

and let's hope that
someone runs over her.

Run over me? To me?

And don't stay there,
parking is prohibited.

Parking prohibited?

What do I do now?

Who takes me
to Bainsizza Square?

Stop it now!

Who is it? Wait.

"Carlozzi, always you!"
But what do you want?

Consider it a
farewell graffiti

The shit that...
How I caught you!

Hey, what are you doing, are you sleeping here?

Come on, get up.

I have won the pool.

�You have won the pool
and do you sleep on the wall?

I got 13 right, but
I don't know how much I get.

I'm on tenterhooks. �Han
Have the newspapers arrived?

It's early, the newspapers
They haven't arrived yet.

Imagine, I have also got the right
Inter draw with Catanzaro.

There must be a record jackpot.
Can I give you a hand?

Oh! Oh, oh!

My head is spinning.

Will it be joy or what
time is going to change.

- Here is the Corriere.
- Thank you.

- Hey, do me a favor.
- What do you want?

You read.

The emotion clouds my vision.

Pool prizes.

Those of 13 win
622,000,832 lire.

�622 million lire?

Honestly, I was expecting something more.

Silence, silence!

Silence! No?

I expected more. Complains of
having won 622 million...

In fact, I would not have had
nothing to complain about,

only that at
transcribe the ticket,

from the womb to the daughter...

From daughter to mother?

No, from the matrix to the
Daughter, I made a mistake.

So when I did the scrutiny
of the womb and the daughter...

Daughter's scrutiny?

- But...
- But...?

I am always talking
of the pools, eh?

As I said, when I did the
scrutiny of the daughter and the womb,

It happened that the daughter no longer matched
with his mother's daughter from the womb.

So my 622 million was reduced
at a measly 12 of 73,000 lire.

Ergo, I ended up with my ass in the air.

- And then?
- And then I went to cover it up.

I'm sorry.

Requisitioned!

Come this way, please.

- Sit down.
- Thank you.

I congratulate and approve
fully the choice of her.

The 128 CL is a
car forever.

It's the dream of my life.

- Please sit down.
- Thank you.

I had some
doubts about color,

but then I convinced myself
that the yellow

is what best
goes to the taxi sign.

Huh? Ah...!

- Why aren't you convinced?
- Oh, no, no, for God's sake.

- By the way, and how much do you have?
- Don't you want to sit down?

No, thanks. Prefer
move a little

Well, basically, today
for today, between stocks, bonds...

and something that can
have abroad, but...

I ask you, that
stay between us.

Of course!

So I think I count on
a liquidity of about 73,000 lire.

Excuse me?

I said about 73,000 lire.

Ah, yes, of course, for the
purchase of promissory notes,

but for an installment operation
There is a problem with the guarantees.

I don't know... his father, his
Mother, do you have anything?

No, I already bled them for
acquire a taxi license.

It's not easy then,
because you see, we have...

Please help me.

- But... Please, sit down.
- I beg you.

Trust a man who
he has worked all his life,

that today, modestly,
He is in misery.

But dear lord, business
It's business and we can't...

Please trust me.

I will appreciate it all
life, he will do what he wants.

- Do you want me to prostitute myself?
- But what does it say?

� he wants to take advantage
of my body?

Well, maybe you can
find some way...

Thank you.

My stroller, my stroller,
Small as you are, you seem like a car to me.

Taxi!

- Is he free?
- Excuse me, in what sense?

- Can you take me?
- Depends.

- Please, I'm in a hurry.
- Oh no.

With those muddy shoes
I get the whole mat dirty.

Now it's the fault
mine that it has rained?

Hey, it doesn't open!

- Normal, I have locked it.
- Well, take it off.

- Clean your shoes.
- The shoes?

Look, if you don't clean it
I don't bring the shoes.

And how do I clean them?
I don't have anything.

Besides, I don't have time.
I'm in a hurry! Hurry!

Then take them off.

-He's a good guy, he knows?
- Thank you.

- No, I said it ironically.
- Well, take another taxi.

No! Do not go. Where
Will I find another taxi?

Then take off your shoes.

Well, just because
I have time to waste, huh?

The things that happen to you...

It's incredible.

Is it okay like this?

Yes, fine, but carry them in your hand,
If it doesn't get my mat dirty.

I ask you, be careful, eh?

She slammed the door,
scoundrel

Okay, sorry, excuse me.

But as long as he leaves for the
station, I miss the train.

Quick!

Here, this is a fire extinguisher.

Sometimes there is a
flare, you never know.

What a pest! Bring the shoes closer.

Open your mouth.

What are you doing, I
Do you spray it in your mouth?

Close your mouth and take a deep breath.

He's crazy!

That's nothing.

Know that once a guy
he farted in my car

and covered his ass with cement.

- Shit! Give me his raincoat.
-The raincoat?

But what does it do?
"But what...?"

It's because of the suspension, you know?

- Then I'll give it back to you.
- He's crazy!

I don't want to know
nothing more from you!

Let me go down!

- Let me go down!
- Forward.

No... I can't take it anymore.

- I'm here! Do you understand?
- It's 1,200 liras.

Huh? Yes... "Denounce me,
denounce me!

It's okay, keep them
to clean the raincoat.

Criminal!
Scoundrel! Maniac!

You don't know who I am!

Oh no!

A rare movie
poetic intensity

containing a message
perceptible high artistic level.

They contribute to the enjoyment of
show the agile direction

and the brilliant performance
of the interpreters.

Excellent musical section,

the scenography was successful
and appropriate clothing.

It's probably a pain.

This is better, right?

So tonight we slept well

and tomorrow to enjoy
of "Sports Wednesday".

Don't reveal yourself, eh?

I'm asking you.

Look what I noticed today
that you were not well.

You backfired a little. Of
In fact, I will give you a suppository.

So tomorrow you will be
wonderfully

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...!

We have a irritated exhaust, eh?

Tomorrow we will change the oil.

That's it.

Tighten the trunk tightly.

Have you seen?

You haven't felt anything.

Good...

Wake me up in the morning, huh?

At 7:00, remember.

Good night.

But what do you think?
Where do you want to go?

A minimum of respect
and understanding, right?

It's a taxi in progress.

Come in, come in...
Where do you want to go?

We are going to go to the beach.

You will see how a little
of iodine will do you good.

Don't pay attention to
those rude ones.

There's nothing to do.
It is the water pump.

What do we do, Alfio?
Do we abandon?

How do we abandon?

You have to look for one
urgent solution, right?

Look, Tony, a taxi!
Quick, stop it!

Taxi, stop! Stop! Stop, taxi!

What is he doing, I don't know
go? Are you blind?

I can't stop suddenly, I
brake pads wear out.

Come on, don't argue,
we have things to do.

One moment, one moment!

- Let me see the shoes.
- The shoes?

They are a little old,
but they are clean.

Well, all in
order. You can go up.

But what does it matter to you?
our shoes?

Forget it, Tony. Maybe it's custom
of the taxi drivers in Rome, right?

Take us to Ostia.

- To Plaza Alba Marina.
- OK.

Do you think we can
do it, Alfio?

Don't worry,
Saruzzo, everything will be fine.

- Are you sure, Alfio?
- It's a piece of cake.

But damn, don't put
that funeral face,

You touch my balls, eh?

Today for you is a day of celebration.

You are lucky to
let us think of you.

The driver Carlozzi has the pleasure
to give them information about the route.

We head to Ostia, where
We hope to arrive in about 15 minutes.

Our speed
cruise is 37Km.

at an altitude of
50cm. on the floor.

At this moment, on the left,
right, front and back,

you can admire the river.

Passengers are reminded
that the car does not have toilets.

Saint Teresa of Gallura 44
wishes you a good trip.

Ostia Lido
(Rome District)

That's it, this is the Plaza
Alba Marina, we have arrived.

Very good perfect.

Well, won't they get off?

- Well?
- We stay, we don't get off.

- Be careful that the taximeter is still there, eh?
- And what does it matter to you, eh?

Very well, as you want.

There's Rosalía. Let's go down.

You, Saruzzo, stay here.

- Will they be back soon?
- It's none of your business.

The client almost
He is always right.

Don't scream! Shut up!

Quick, let's go!

Walk, don't be like that.
Don't resist, come on.

Saruzzo, open the door.

Rosalía, darling!

But take your foot off from there
It fucks up my body, huh?

Rosalía, my love,
beautiful, come with your Saruzzo.

- Help, help!
- Hey, the lady doesn't want to.

Yes he wants. Furthermore, this is a thing
ours and you can't understand it.

Rosalía, my love!

-But she refuses.
- The woman by custom must refuse.

But she's actually
more than willing.

If she doesn't explain to me what she is
passing by, I'm not moving from here.

Hey, if she treats me like that
I will be forced to...

To leave immediately. In fact,
I will enter this way, so it will take less time.

- 15 Isole Street.
- Of course, sir.

"I won't go to your house"
not even if you kill me!

Then, sir, I
confirms Isole 15 street?

Well of course. Forward,
do not waste time.

Rosalía, my daughter!

Rosalia!

Francesco, Gaetano, Rocco,
Carmelo, Salvatore, Rodolfo...

They have kidnapped your sister!

- Let's go, quickly, to the car!
- It was those scoundrels!

Go for them!

- Let's go!
- Speed up!

I warn you that I will charge you a
extra for the room on board, eh?

Please leave me here.
Stop, let me get off.

Hey, and those
trust with strangers?

Whore!

Still, don't cry.

Come on, dear, you will be happy...

Why are you crying on the upholstery?
I fill everything with Rimmel.

Come on, keep going,
that are arriving.

-Who?
- You don't care.

Hurry, let us
they are reaching.

Quick, they're here!

Start or I'll give you a
I'll blow you up, huh?

I'm coming, but no
We're in Nottola, right?

- Accelerate, fast.
- They have caught up with us.

Don't run away!

You are not going to take Rosalía!

Hit the car!

They have hit me from behind, I have
to stop and take the license plate.

Go on. You stop when
I said it, is it clear?

Okay then
I do what I'm told.

Come on, come closer!

-Who are they?
- It's the girl's family.

What kind of family do you have?

Rosalía, my daughter!

-Who called?
- That cuckold over there.

Hey, the car is mine!

I have nothing to do with this.

Cuckold!

Gentlemen, forgive me for insisting,
I think we should stop.

we should talk
And get to an agreement.

They seem like good people to me.

Are you stupid?

Put your foot down, idiot.

Enough, let's go much more
fast of the speed limit.

- Do you mind if I pray?
- Pray, pray whatever you want.

Hey, Mr. Saruzzo, please
What doesn't he return the girl?

Maybe we find
another one available.

I, for example, could give the
direction of a very hot blonde.

What are you saying, disgusting?

No.

- Help!
- Let it go, cretin!

I'm going to vomit!

"Mister guard,
stop them! Arrest them!

Hey, I'm just the owner of
this taxi at the mercy of violence.

Accelerate! "Over there, over there!"

We are losing them.

To all the taxis, to
all the taxis in the world,

Saint Teresa of Gallura
44, emergency situation.

S.O.S. S.O.S. S.O.S...

In addition to being a ruffian, also
You're a traitor, huh?

The car leans
sideways.

I have the feeling of
having punctured a tire.

Straighten it out!

Quick, quick!

Hurry up! �No
you waste more time!

Come on, inside!

Hey, scoundrels!

Who is going to pay for my chickens?

At least pay me the eggs!

Move your ass towards
here or we will capsize, quickly.

Rosalia!

Rosalía, my daughter!

Turn right, so
we will mislead Quick!

PAINT FACTORY

Brake! They have gone that way.

- No, over there.
- No, over there!

What are you waiting for? Over there!

- Come on, don't stop!
- Go there!

- Keep going!
- Turn around! Spin!

- We have misled them.
- Yes, we have misled them.

Rejoice, Rosalía,
now you and Saluzzo

you can make it come true
your dream of love.

I have prepared a nest for you
of love worthy of a queen.

Never, never
It will be yours! Let me go!

Turn the first to the
Right, we've arrived.

Shit! What shit!

The family has arrived
before us, damn.

- For.
- We can't turn around.

- What do I do?
- Keep going.

And you hide with the
girl and be careful she doesn't scream.

Get down, silly!

Crouch down so they don't see you.

- Look how he has painted the car.
- He's a hippie.

- Faggot!
- What faggot? A depraved one.

Look how it has been painted
that European's face.

- They haven't recognized us.
- Function.

Now how do I consummate?

Don't worry.

The important thing is that Rosalía
spend the night away from home.

So tomorrow they won't be able to
deny consent.

Keep going.

- Where are we going?
- I know.

Except for error or omission,
after a rough examination,

except the clutch pedal

and the safety latch
the right front door,

The damage is total.

At this point, I demand guarantees
of payment of damages.

I also point out that my
work schedule has ended

and I have the right to
six hours of rest.

Well then go rest
and don't touch my balls.

Until dawn we
We stay here, understand?

His way of expressing himself
It reminds us of Kafka greatly.

What a shame.

I won't resist
more, Saruzzo.

with your perseverance
you have conquered me.

Have I conquered you?

Yes, I admire you for your courage
with whom you have challenged

to my brothers and relatives.

You win, Saruzzo, do
with me whatever you want.

- Claudicas?
- Claudico.

Hey, Saruzzo, since we have
all night ahead,

and that we have to get married...

- Why don't we consume?
- Are you seriously telling me that?

- Do you really want to be mine?
- Wanna.

- Right now?
- Right now.

But... But, if they leave!

- So you want to?
- Well, of course, what did I tell you?

I wanted to, but it was a little
theater to act interesting.

You people from the north don't
you can understand certain things.

For us, when a
Girl says no, she wants to say yes.

- How do I know?
- But hey, haven't you seen it?

�And there could not be
said before yes?

Look at the mess that
you have armed me.

- Minutiae.
- You have destroyed my car.

And with him part of my life goes.

Let's not exaggerate now.

The Virgin!

Beautiful, beautiful
My Rosalía...

What are you, a goddess?

You are the Venus of the forests.
What do I say? You are Diana the huntress.

What are you doing, honey? That
You tear my entire dress.

How fiery you are.

Slow down!

- How delicious!
- Slowly...

How good you are.

At last. It's already fixed.

Silly, Saruzzo has more
half an hour having fun.

Who was going to say it, with
that weak physique?

And yet he is
made a stud.

Listen, listen...
What moans of pleasure.

Of pleasure? to me
They sound like moans of pain.

Let's see what's happening.

Hey, wake up.
Let's get out of here.

- Ah, it's you.
- Oh my God...

Take me away from
that unfortunate

How unfortunate?

But you didn't want to?

Me? I wouldn't even die
love with that pig.

My corpse would stir
in the tomb. Help me.

I immediately saw that he was a gentleman
who is not afraid of danger.

I see that you have been able to read
in the depths of my soul.

Come on, little one.

Holy shit, the keys are not there!

Has he called?

No, then don't do it,
It ruins my body.

- You were looking for the keys, huh?
- Exact.

And if he spoils me
the bodywork...

it may also be
my balls swell.

Have you heard? He says
that he has balls.

Show him what a man you are.

Let's go outside.

Let me go!

Now you're going to find out,
you're going to find out...

Now I'm going to cut you
neck to this cuckold.

Disgusting bitch! �Salt
Outside, you're going to find out!

Help!

I'm going to take care of you.

My eyes! I don't see anything!

Have I killed him?

-My eyes...!
- Bastard!

Forgive me, Saruzzo.

Oh, my stomach...!

You look like the archangel Saint
Gabriel against the demons.

The truth is that
I look better in photos.

Come on, little one, come up.

I think it's time to go.

This is land
burned for us.

I take my things.

- Are you cold?
- Yes.

Before I tried to put in
the heating works,

However, she put herself in
the windshield wiper works.

We don't even
we have presented.

My name is Carlozzi, Plinio.

And I, Rosalía Mancuso, delighted.

Plinio, I find you very handsome.

Well, not to compare,
that he is always hateful,

but you seem to me
You are prettier, Rosalía.

And how well you speak...

You have a velvety voice
and manly, did you know that?

In fact, if not
out of the armpits,

everyone me
would be confused with Alain Delon.

Pliny...

I'm falling in love
madly about you.

Isn't it too soon?

No, no, I'm sure.

My heart beats
like crazy. Touch.

Holy shit, what a pulse!

Kiss me.

ATTENTION, EXCAVATIONS
ARCHAEOLOGICAL

Damn, what a kiss.

How are you? Have you hurt yourself?

My differential is broken.

I no longer feel the axes

and when I move
The entire clutch hurts.

On the other hand, I have the
spark plugs sparking.

My love, my love, my love...

- Are we there yet?
- Yes, it's that portal over there.

- We won't bother you at this time?
- No, my family is very modern.

Rosalia! Rosalia!

Oh no! No!

What are you doing? Come on, let's go.

- No!
- Come with me.

I'm not going, I'm afraid.

All your legs in the air!
They have disgraced her!

- Dad, calm down!
- Leave me!

- No, they seem slightly irritated.
- Come on, they will welcome you.

- Come on let's go.
- I'm just going out of curiosity, huh?

They are my relatives.

Come on, move, no
nothing is going to happen to you.

That's what they always say.

My daughter!

- What have you done to my daughter?
- No, no!

They have disgraced her!

Quiet! Quiet!
Let me explain it to you!

Let me explain it to you!

- Disgusting!
- Dad, make him talk.

I have returned you to
your daughter safe and sound.

Fix it. If you want to fix it
You have to marry my sister.

- It's true.
-Yes, she has to get married.

The truth...

until a few hours ago I was
sentimentally linked to a taxi.

But...!

But, given the sudden
turn of events

I'm willing, if she wants.

I agree.

Good! Well done guys!

So you see, Mr. Judge, no
There is evil that does not come for good.

Mr. Judge... Mr. Judge,
excuse me. Excuse me.

I just found out that
my client, Aurelio Battistini,

has received from a third party the
payment for the car in question.

Good! That being so, the
accusation is withdrawn...

- Do you agree, Prosecutor?
- Of course.

Mr. Plinio Carlozzi
is acquitted!

Thank you...

- Pliny! My Pliny...
- Rosalia!

Have you seen? Everything has been
fixed up. Are you happy?

Clear. I would like to know
to that third party who made the payment

to thank you
personally.

Well, the third
They are mom and dad.

Is it you? Thank you!

Thank you.

Hey, all the relatives have told us
Made a nice wedding gift.

Come.

- Congratulations!
- Thank you.

Congratulations!

Thank you.

- Where are you taking me?
- Come, darling.

Look, it's yours.

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Are you going to get naked?

Honey!

My love!

- He looks like a child.
- It's true.

He is very happy.

Honey!

Honey, honey!

Rosalía, what are you doing?

- Have you fallen asleep?
- My love...

I don't know.

- Go see, Rosal�a.
- Pliny!

- Pliny.
- It's the escay...

- But... What's wrong with you?
- It's the escay.

For the first time I have had
a complete orgasm.

- Shall we go?
- Yes.

- Goodbye, mom!
- Goodbye!

Good luck! Good luck!

Thank you!

Good luck!

- Goodbye!
- Pliny, Pliny...!

Rosalia!

Any reference to
real people and names

and real facts
It's pure coincidence.