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[theme song playing]
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-♪ We're tiny ♪
-♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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-♪ We're classmates ♪
-♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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[Babs] Wanna go swimming
tomorrow?
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[laughs] I don't swim
in public pool water
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unless the temperature
is 77-82 degrees.
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Oh, I'll check the forecast.
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I know the best weather
expert in the biz.
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[warbles]
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What's the forecast
for tomorrow?
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Me, me, me. All week long.
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[rocket sputtering]
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[Hamton] Whoa!
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Phew.
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[screams]
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[shudders]
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[Hamton] It'll be
a perfect day for a dip.
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That's the gag
you were working on?
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What do you think?
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I love it.
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Wow! Hamton's gotten
as good at tooning,
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as Plucky is at talking
about himself.
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Thanks, buddy.
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I feel like I'm finally getting
comfortable being... [stammers] funny.
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And it shows!
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Fresh mail!
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Letters!
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Postcards!
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Fresh mail, letters, postcards.
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Yes! A letter
from Barika Bunny, one from Bashir Bunny,
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and a Burrow Bath
& Beyond coupon.
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[gasps]
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What in Daffy's divine light?
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The sophistication.
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The design.
The web compartments!
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Imagine me walking
across campus in these!
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I'd be a footwear luminary.
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When he calls himself
a luminary, he's only halfway done talking.
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But how will I pay for them?
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I could use my intellect
to pen prestigious essays,
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or steal the copper wiring...
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[continues indistinctly]
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[Hamton gasps]
My dream is coming true.
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I got into medical school!
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Medical school.
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What do you mean
medical school?
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I applied to medical school
and Acme.
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But I got put on the waitlist
at Festeroon.
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Someone must have dropped out.
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So I'm in!
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[giggles]
I'm gonna be a doctor.
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It's the only decision
I've ever been sure of.
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You're going to medical school?
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Oh, It'll be sad to leave
my two best friends.
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I am everyone's best friend.
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But only in the sense that I am
the best at being a friend.
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So...
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We're excited for you
and support you 100 percent.
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Aw! That means a lot, Buster.
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Medical school, here I come!
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I'm so happy for you.
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I'm so sad for me.
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[blowing nose] What will I do?
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Hamton's so sweet,
so kind, so... not Plucky.
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He's also the only one who has
the Wi-Fi password memorized.
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[crying hysterically]
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Oh, you did the right thing.
Supporting Hamton to his face,
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then coming here
to cry hysterically.
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It's not fair.
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Why doesn't Acme
have a medical school?
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Oh, talk to Professor Coyote.
He might know.
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Good idea.
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After I do
a little more crying.
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[crying hysterically]
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[exploding]
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Professor Coyote?
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Why isn't there a medical
program here at Acme Loo?
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[narrator on TV]
Every toon has looney DNA.
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This DNA allows toons
to bounce back after being
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clunked, smacked,
sproinked, and doinged.
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But a small percentage of toons
have damaged Looney DNA.
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Don't worry.
It's a very, very small percentage.
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And there's a dedicated team
of toon doctors to help.
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So Acme Loo doesn't have
a medical school
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'cause so few toons
need medical attention?
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I guess that makes sense.
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Thanks, Professor.
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[narrator] Hypothetically,
I suppose if one did want to alter Looney DNA,
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one could mix acalooney,
toonpentine, half a pinto bean,
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four parts reverse cartwheel,
heat it for 46 seconds...
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But what maniacal toon
would want to mess with Looney DNA like that?
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You're gonna be great
at medical school.
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Just be yourself.
A much more confident version of yourself.
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Those classrooms are cold,
so take this scarf.
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I knitted it myself.
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Knitting's not my strong suit.
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It's wonderful.
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Good luck.
Write whenever you can.
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No pressure, though.
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If you're too busy to write,
just write and let me know.
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Love you! Miss you!
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[tires screech]
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My friend is gone!
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Uh, just hold...
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Now it's just me, Plucky,
and an empty bed!
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That's right.
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An empty bed.
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Buster, you're brilliant.
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No, no, I take that back.
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I'm brilliant!
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We can rent out Hamton's
empty bed on Toonbnb.
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Fast, simple cash
and I'll finally have my Duckram Threewebs!
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Finally? You learned
those shoes existed yesterday.
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There's no way you're going to
cut it in the hospitality biz.
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For the shoes of my dreams,
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I will keep calm in the face
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of the irrational
general public.
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[instrumental music playing]
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[gasps]
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You may have
given up on yourself,
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but some of us still have
businesses to run and shoes to buy.
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Even with these fancy sheets
and the aromatic diffuser,
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it still smells like Hamton.
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Hamton, mmm.
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Was he the toon
that left school
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after the mysterious
clock tower fire or the nervous pig?
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The pig.
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Who are you thinking of?
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-[machine dings]
-Our first guest.
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[sighs]
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[Buster] Dearest Hamton,
a decision was set forth in front of you.
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And as much as I respect
the bravery it took to go,
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I must admit,
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as every minute passes,
I hope it nearers us
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to cross paths once again.
Yours, Buster.
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-[knocking on door]
-Ooh.
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[knocking on door]
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Welcome to Duck Cottage.
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Ah. Just came from a swim
in the pool down there that manhole.
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Um, [chuckles]
you mean the sewer?
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Hmm. Where's my bed?
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I'm plum tuckered out.
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Hmm. This must be it.
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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-I like that mud.
-[Buster scoffs]
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[scarf sighs]
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This is so exciting. [giggles]
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I hope there's a cure
for the giggles.
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Otherwise, I'm a goner.
[giggles]
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There's no laughing
in med school.
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No laughing?
What about chuckles?
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Chortles? Guffaws? Tee hees?
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Not even a snicker.
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It's not the motto
of Festeroon.
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[Hamton] "When a toon suffers,
so must we."
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[door slams]
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[intense music playing]
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[farting]
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[controlling laughter]
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Who did this?
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[laughing]
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[gasps]
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That's how we introduce
ourselves at Acme Loo.
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This is not Acme Loo.
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This is a serious school
with serious subjects.
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And seriouser students.
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Looking forward
to getting to serious work.
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[laughs nervously]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[intense music playing]
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[static buzzing from machine]
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Ahhh!
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Hey, I said two guests maximum!
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You're out of grape juice.
[burps]
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Remember the Threewebs.
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Remember...
Where are you going?
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Don't you feel the despair?
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The vacuum left
by Hamton's absence.
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[bats screeching]
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You're going to abandon
your dream
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of seeing me in
really cool shoes?
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No, I'm going
to get Hamton back.
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It's awful here without him.
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I don't want to ask
for your help, and I'm not.
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But I don't know how to speak
the common earth tongue
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that comes so naturally to you.
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Don't make me beg,
which I'm not.
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But I will. But I'm not.
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This is your side business,
Plucky, not mine. Good luck!
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Hello? That grape juice?
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Get me five minutes,
for goose's sake!
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Let's examine the skeleton.
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This is skeleton, Sven.
Case study number 4332.
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Hi.
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A normal toon skeleton until he
was blown to smithereens in a classic TNT gag.
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Now what does toon biology
dictate should happen
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after being blown
to smithereens?
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Looney DNA should activate
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and turn him back
to a normal toon skeleton.
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With the aid of a dustpan.
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Precisely!
But that did not happen.
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Sven, describe your condition.
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Uh, yeah.
I can't digest flaxseeds.
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No. Your other condition.
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Oh, yeah. My toon DNA
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didn't turn me back to
a normal toon skeleton. So...
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What's the cure?
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[scoffs] Cure?
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No, Hamton. Our job is
to treat, not to cure.
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If we cure toons,
why would they need medical professionals?
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You sound just like
Dr. Witch Hazel and her bonkers theories.
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[all laughing]
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No laughing, huh?
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That was definitely a snicker.
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Witch Hazel's got silly ideas
about curing toons.
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Well, I don't think
curing a toon is a silly idea.
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I think it's a good idea.
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You do, huh? Well,
since you think so, It must be the case.
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I mean, I've been
a medical professional for 30 years,
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but it's your first day.
So, please, why don't you lecture me?
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So, how do we treat
skeleton Sven's ailment?
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Give him an ergonomic chair.
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[applauding softly]
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[sighs]
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[straining]
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Help!
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Is there a doctor on campus?
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Injured toon.
255
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,261
Oh, no. You're hurt, huh?
256
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,306
Ow. My toon bones.
I need a doctor on campus.
257
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,435
How could Acme
leave a student so exposed?
258
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,228
So defenseless?
259
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,521
[Buster] Ow!
260
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,189
Toons don't get hurt.
261
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,902
[chuckles nervously]
262
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,404
What's this about?
263
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,698
Hamton got into Festeroon,
and I miss him so much.
264
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,991
If Acme had a medical school,
265
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,200
he could study here
to be a doctor.
266
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,828
It's hard to have
a friend leave.
267
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,330
I was sad when Mildred left
the biker club
268
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,458
because she got arrested...
[clears throat]
269
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,086
by the piercing gaze
of a handsome platypus.
270
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,756
Before you know it,
you'll come to terms with it.
271
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,008
[sighs] You're right,
Dean Granny.
272
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,551
Of course I am.
273
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,094
I'm always right.
274
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,763
Leave those fake bandages.
275
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,182
Diane Hogbus has a hole
in her tire.
276
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,518
[person laughing maniacally]
277
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,024
[cackling]
278
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,818
Ah, what do we have here?
279
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,362
A fresh medical student?
280
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,530
No, don't turn me
into an animal.
281
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,657
Uh, I mean, a different
kind of animal.
282
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:49,287
Ugh, all those basic witches
have ruined our reputation.
283
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,999
We don't sit around
hexing in pointy hats.
284
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:56,586
Oh, sorry to barge in,
but I heard you laughing.
285
00:13:56,670 --> 00:14:00,674
Oh, no. Did Dr. Clyborne hear?
He mustn't know I was laughing.
286
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,634
-They're afraid.
-Why?
287
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,054
[cackles and then
laughs softly]
288
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:09,224
I have a theory about a cure
for toon ailments,
289
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,434
but no one wants to hear it.
290
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,977
I do.
291
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,980
Of course you don't want
to hear my ideas, because I'm a woman!
292
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,775
Sorry. Force of habit.
293
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,111
I'd love to tell you.
294
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:27,659
I believe the cure to all toon
ailments is laughter.
295
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:32,163
[laughs] The building
block of looney DNA.
296
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:36,584
If I could only test it,
I'm sure it would work!
297
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,169
But if I tell
my boring colleagues,
298
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,546
I'd be out of a job.
299
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:40,922
[laughing maniacally]
300
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,924
[both laughing]
301
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,926
[both laughing]
302
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,513
[Babs laughing]
303
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,764
[Sweetie grunts]
304
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,725
Ooh, I'm parched.
Be right back.
305
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,476
[Sweetie grunts]
306
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,477
[Road Runner] Beep, beep.
307
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,648
Beep, beep.
308
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,036
[intense music playing]
309
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,259
[intense music continues]
310
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,268
[gargling]
311
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:47,864
Ah.
312
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,990
All right. I'm back. Hit me.
313
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,743
[Sweetie] Alley-oop. [laughs]
314
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,953
[gasps] Oh, Babs. What's wrong?
315
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,705
[grunts] I don't know.
316
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248
[straining]
317
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,335
Why can't I bounce back?
318
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,879
I got no squash and stretch.
319
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,339
[Buster] Hey, look out!
320
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,757
Someone's just throwing
anvils around campus.
321
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,050
[gasps] Babs!
322
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,593
[straining]
323
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,594
[gasps]
324
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,180
What is happening?
325
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,896
None of these toons
are bouncing back from their usual gags.
326
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,398
We need a doctor!
327
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,108
Ah!
328
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,361
I need... We need Hamton!
329
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,989
[enthralling music playing]
330
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,578
[panting] Huh?
331
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,625
Hamton!
332
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,043
Buster!
333
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,006
It's so good to have
you back in my arms.
334
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,008
I missed you.
335
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,051
[chuckles] You did?
I missed you.
336
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,428
I don't want to freak you out.
337
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,096
But there's a medical emergency
in Acme.
338
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,347
Dizzy's tangled up in knots.
339
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,598
Calamity's all bent
out of shape.
340
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,766
Fifi's a wreck!
341
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,643
And they're staying that way!
342
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,686
[gasps]
343
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,979
None of the students
can come back
344
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,313
from looney hits and smashes.
345
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,482
That's a lot to process.
346
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,984
You're the only one who could
save the entire school.
347
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,987
But I've only been here
for a week.
348
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,488
The only thing
I really know how to do
349
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,156
is button
my lab coat correctly.
350
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,242
Please come back, Hamton.
351
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,994
Everybody needs you.
352
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,454
Especially me.
353
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,540
Okay.
354
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,459
Come on.
I know someone who can help.
355
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,378
What are we gonna do?
356
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,341
Time to test some theories.
357
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:32,093
[techno music playing]
358
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,098
How long is this song?
359
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,725
Eight hours.
360
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,936
Ooh, check out time.
361
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,480
Pack your things.
362
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,316
It's time to go far away
from here and never come back.
363
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,527
Dude, you've been
the best host I've ever--
364
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,492
Foot future, here I come!
365
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,162
[both gasp]
366
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,373
[intense music playing]
367
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,712
Oh, my. This is worse
than I thought.
368
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,048
What do you think, Hamton?
Can you help 'em?
369
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,216
[clears throat]
370
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,259
That's Dr. Hamton.
371
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,553
-And yes, I can.
-Whoo!
372
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,680
Stand back.
373
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,392
[suspenseful music playing]
374
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,735
Something's missing.
375
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:36,866
Laughter! The building
block of Looney DNA. [cackles]
376
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,577
Sweetie, make Buster laugh.
377
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,620
Coming right up.
378
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,582
Quack.
379
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,167
[laughing]
380
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,586
[both laughing]
381
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,308
[grunting]
382
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,107
Oh! Hamton, do something.
383
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,109
I can't lose her!
384
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,360
That should have worked.
385
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,113
I followed Witch Hazel's
equation exactly.
386
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,281
[quacking]
387
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,783
[pop music playing]
388
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,705
Eyes off, buddy.
389
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,624
-[pop music continues]
-[vocalizing]
390
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,963
[all laughing]
391
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,924
What are you laughing at?
392
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,634
This is innovation.
393
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:41,014
Oh, yeah. Stand there
in your old-fashioned shoes.
394
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,392
Toes all disorganized
and touching one another.
395
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,478
[laughing continues]
396
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:47,937
[Buster] Something's happening.
397
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,238
[Babs laughing]
Whoo-hoo. Hey!
398
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,157
I can squash and stretch again!
399
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,201
Babs, you're all better!
400
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,243
That's it.
401
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,620
It's not just laughter.
402
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,372
It's the patient's laughter.
403
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,832
You, duck. More. More!
404
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,669
Finally, someone
who appreciates innovation.
405
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,423
[all laughing]
406
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,343
[pop music playing]
407
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,398
[all cheering]
408
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,899
That was amazing.
409
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,526
You saved everybody!
410
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,695
[laughs] Yeah, I did!
411
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,697
Which I guess means
you're gonna go back
412
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,949
to Festeroon now.
Which is totally cool.
413
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,575
I mean, we can make
long distance work.
414
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,536
[laughs] You do you, bud.
415
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:47,205
After seeing Witch Hazel
forge her own path,
416
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,832
I know what I want now,
417
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,293
And I want laughter and giggles
with my pals at Acme.
418
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,796
That's the best news
I've ever heard.
419
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,923
I am so bad at making
goodbye scarves.
420
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,260
-[gasps]
-I suppose I can support this
421
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,972
as my Toonbnb business
has revealed that... [chuckles]
422
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,223
I don't have the patience
423
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,391
to deal with
the general public.
424
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,518
Welcome back, Hamton.
425
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,395
He's still wearing the shoes.
426
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,771
[all laughing]
427
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,025
Oh, sure, you laugh
at a visionary.
428
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,902
[laughs] Those wacky kids.
429
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,196
Oh, no, you don't.
430
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,825
It is back to nemesis
management therapy for you.
431
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:30,415
Welcome to Acme Loo's
first medical school class.
432
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,917
[laughing maniacally]
433
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:37,255
Today's lesson is about
the femurus laufficus.
434
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,592
Otherwise known as
the "funny bone".
435
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,926
[laughs]
436
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,054
-[Sven] That tickles.
-[Hamton laughs]
437
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:48,308
Ah, that's what I love
to hear in medical school.
438
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,809
[Dizzy laughs]
439
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:50,935
Dizzy?
440
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,771
Dizzy love medical terms.
441
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:53,772
So fun to say
442
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,816
dermatologic, electrolyte!
Whee!
443
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:03,323
[theme music playing]
444
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:07,923
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