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[theme song playing]
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-♪ We're tiny ♪
-♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ And working for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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-♪ We're classmates ♪
-♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
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♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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[upbeat instrumental music]
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[Yosemite Sam]
Students are a-comin'! Students are a-comin'!
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[gasps]
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Ooh.
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Can't have no dadgum smudges
on the first day of school.
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-Students are a-comin'!
-[door slams]
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[explosion]
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That's it.
Just a little further.
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Students are a-comin'!
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[clank]
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-Just a little...
-[clank]
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...further.
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Welcome class of... Yow!
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Stay off my dang petunias.
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[buzzing]
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Two hundred miles underground,
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and only two wrong turns
at Albuquerque.
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Good thing you spent
all summer working on your digging arm, Babs.
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[grunts]
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We did it, Buster.
We're at Acme Looniversity.
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-Woo-hoo!
-We're here, we're here, we're here, we're here!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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-The greatest tooniversity
in the world. -Yes!
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Do you realize
the history of this place?
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This is where Road Runner
learned how to meep-meep.
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It's where Tweety Bird
first tawt they taw a puddy tat.
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And where Bugs Bunny came up
with his catchphrase,
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"Eh [chomping] what's up, Doc?"
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Okay, let's see where
we're gonna be living for the next four years.
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Sharing our wins,
our successes, our triumphs,
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and all the good things
inevitably coming our way.
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And our dorm is...
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-Fudd Hall.
-Merrie Melodies.
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[birds chirping]
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[both gasps]
We're in different dorms.
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We've never been apart.
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Except for when I was born
one second earlier,
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and existing alone
was agonizing.
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How could they do this to us?
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Don't they know
twins come as a pair?
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We worked too hard
to get here to give up now.
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What's my life mantra?
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"Bagels are just donuts
that forgot to have fun."
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No, the other one.
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"There's a solution
to every problem."
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Including this one.
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[vrooms]
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[tires screech]
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Look, Hamton,
this is where your mom started her toon career.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah. Maybe once
I master tooning,
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I-I'll take
some medical classes.
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Just for f-f-fun.
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[Joan] Doctors aren't fun.
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You ever hit one with a pie?
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They get mad and kick you
out of the operating room.
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You're here to do two things.
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Make new friends
and crack 'em all up.
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What if nobody thinks
I'm f-f-funny?
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[gasps] Nonsense.
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You're a Swhinefeld.
You were born funny.
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-[laughing]
-[honks]
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Just remember.
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ABLFJ.
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Always be looking for jokes.
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Muah.
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[screeches]
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[loud pop music blaring]
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Cool bag!
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-[turns off music]
-Was it half off?
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[laughs, sobs]
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[Sweetie] Whoa, what happened?
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I was cruelly separated
from my twin brother.
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We share everything,
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and now we've been split apart.
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I do not stand for injustice.
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If someone messes with you,
then they mess with me,
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and you don't wanna mess
with Sweetie T. Bird!
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What's the T stand for?
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Thunder!
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[lightning crashes]
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JK. I don't have a middle name.
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But if I did,
it would be Thunder.
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[lightning crashes]
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I'm Babs Bunny.
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-You seem really awesome.
-You, too.
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Babs, I'm gonna help
reunite you with your brother.
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Step one,
find out who's in charge.
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Yeah. Who's the top banana?
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The big cheese.
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The whole enchilada.
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We should have a snack first.
Don't you think?
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Absolutely.
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Try the brie
with the strawberry jam.
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It will knock your ears off.
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Mmm. Too bad I'm moving out.
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I could get used to this.
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[munching]
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[Buster sighs]
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Chasing my dreams at Acme Loo
without my twin sister at my side?
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[inhales] It's so sad to be...
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♪ Alone ♪
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♪ Why am I so alone? ♪
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♪ Why am I-- ♪
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Whoa. I wasn't informed
there'd be singing on the first day.
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-Is there a vocal
competition afoot? -Uh, no, I--
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Because even though
I am not prepared, I will succeed.
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♪ Mi mi mo mo ♪
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I was singing
because I'm going through something difficult.
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My sister and I--
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Oh. So nothing important.
Hoo!
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The name's
Pluciferous Von Mallard Duck.
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But since the general masses
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suffer
from diction impediments,
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I go by Plucky.
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What an honor.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hold onto that.
It will increase in value.
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Whoa there, buddy.
I was gonna take the top bunk.
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Really?
What a fascinating tale.
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Listen, Plucky,
there are rules to choosing bunks.
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Let's rock, paper,
scissors for it.
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I'm sorry. The only game I play
is three-dimensional chess.
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-Draw straws?
-Who would verify the results?
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Not my legal team.
They're backed up with my exploratory lawsuits.
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Ooh.
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Then I guess we'll do it
the old-fashioned way.
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Gasp.
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Grrr.
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[thud]
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-Ah.
-[buzzes]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[thud]
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H-h-hello there, new roomies.
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-[gasps]
-[structure crashing]
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[spits]
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[both grunting]
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Hamton J. Pig,
your new friend and giver of laughs.
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[chuckles] Gah. Just, uh...
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Oh.
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Oh, dear. These aren't
as slippery as I expected.
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Um, anyways, hello.
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[gasps] Ow!
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Nice to meet you, Hamton.
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Looks like we'll have
to figure out a way to settle this later.
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All I can say is en garde!
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You forgot the best part
of saying that line.
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And what's that?
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-[thud]
-[grunts]
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En garde!
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[students chattering]
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-Babs.
-Buster.
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My roommate is terrible.
How about yours?
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Well, she's no twin brother,
but she's still pretty great.
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Don't worry, we've got
a plan to get me and you in the same dorm room.
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We just need to--
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Do whatever it takes
to keep Plucky from getting the top bunk?
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Ah, sorry,
I'm kind of wrapped up in my own drama right now.
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[fanfare]
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It's him! He's here!
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Professor Bugs is here.
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[all gasping]
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[kisses]
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[mannequin crashes]
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Eh, what's up, Docs?
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[all cheering]
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All right, all right,
settle down.
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Now, you're here because
you're the best of the best.
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Thank you, thank you.
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[laughs]
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For your first assignment,
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I wanna see something original,
something unique.
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I wanna see your best gag.
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You have one week,
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and whoever aces
this first assignment
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will also get a coveted spot
in the Freshmen Hall of Fame.
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[gasps]
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[Buster] This is
how we settle it.
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[thudding]
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Best gag gets top bunk.
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You challenging me?
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Preposterous. Ludicrous.
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You're on.
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I suggest you get ready
for life in my shadow, buddy.
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[classical music playing]
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[humming]
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[explosion]
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[vacuum cleaner whirring]
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[clatters]
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Good, good, yes.
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Uh, but the ka-boom
needs more levels.
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How dare you give an actor
of my caliber a line reading?
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I'm sorry. You're just not
understanding the scene.
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I wrote the scene!
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-Well, I'm directing...
-Wow.
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I could never do something
that wonderfully cuckoo.
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Come on, you could be
just as good as Plucky.
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Gags are easy
if you just loosen up.
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Check it out. Slap me.
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-[hesitates]
-[soft tap]
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[whirring]
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See? Easy. Now you try.
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-[bell dings]
-Whoa.
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-[smack]
-Ow!
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[crying]
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Was that funny?
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Okay. Take a deep breath
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and think funny thoughts.
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[thwack]
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[Sweetie] Oh,
Shirley can help us.
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She's the RA
and knows everything.
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Hi, um, are you Shirley?
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No. I'm Shirley's
astral projection.
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I am Shirley.
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You're either here
for spiritual guidance or your hot water's out.
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Either way,
I'm here to help you.
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Um, so I requested to be
dormed with my twin brother,
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um, but we got split up.
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Hm.
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This problem, unfortunately,
vibrates on a higher plane than my powers can reach.
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So you're gonna need
to escalate to the next level of dominion.
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Oh, you're saying
we should go to the dean?
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-Exactly.
-How did you--
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My moms are punk poets
with Aries rising.
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I speak the language.
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[Buster] Okay, Hamton.
We're gonna have to go deeper.
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00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,646
Deep into your subconscious
to find what's blocking you.
256
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,856
I'm gonna show you some images.
257
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,316
Just tell me
what you see, okay?
258
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:32,901
A mother.
259
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,362
It looks like a mother.
260
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,654
Uh, no.
261
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,989
Looks like a famous
comedian mother
262
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,324
being disappointed in her son
263
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,659
for not living up
to her expectations.
264
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,161
Uh-huh.
265
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,663
[Joan] You got 'em all
in stitches, Hammie?
266
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,290
They're all gonna laugh at you.
267
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,501
Or at least
that's what I'm hoping.
268
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,130
I'm not good enough to be here!
269
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,925
I am not
a natural talent like you.
270
00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:00,970
You can't see how much talent
you have, but I can.
271
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,683
Well, thanks,
fr-fr-fr... Er, buddy.
272
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,685
Anytime, pal.
273
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:10,689
[both] Hup, ho, hup, ho. Yeah!
274
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,482
I'm glad you're here, roomie.
275
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,192
Me too.
276
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,903
And don't worry,
you'll be reunited with Buster in no time.
277
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,780
All we gotta do
is talk to the dean.
278
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,699
[sinister music playing]
279
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,409
[electricity buzzing]
280
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,410
[gulps]
281
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,536
[teeth chattering]
282
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,912
[both gasping]
283
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,539
-[thud]
-[both gasping]
284
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,626
Toony traps!
285
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,129
-[thudding]
-[both panting]
286
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,174
[both screaming]
287
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,803
[screaming]
288
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,391
[screaming]
289
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,564
[both gasping]
290
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,566
[rumbling]
291
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,109
We got this.
292
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,236
[screams]
293
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,448
[screams]
294
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,245
[hinges squeaking]
295
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,039
[both gulping]
296
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,083
Next time,
just make an appointment.
297
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,086
Matcha or Earl Grey?
298
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341
So, Sweetie, Babs...
299
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,761
[sips] how have you
been getting along?
300
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,388
Amazing. I love Babs.
301
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,765
Sweetie's the best.
302
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,601
Great. So everything's fine?
303
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,436
-[gulps]
-You got this.
304
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,563
Go ahead. Tell her.
305
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,148
Well, um...
306
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,276
Actually, you see,
Buster and I are twins,
307
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,571
and we've grown up
doing everything together.
308
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,114
Yes, I know.
309
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,200
I was thinking it would be nice
310
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,620
if we could live together
at Acme Loo.
311
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,622
Uh-huh. Interesting.
312
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,499
Babs, Acme Loo is a place
313
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:56,795
where toons come to discover
themselves as individuals.
314
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,131
But I don't want anybody
to be unhappy.
315
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,927
So here's the deal.
We arm wrestle for it.
316
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,555
You beat me, you get to go back
to living with your brother.
317
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,432
I win, and let's just say
318
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,143
everybody's gonna
know about it.
319
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,812
[echoes] Know about it.
Know about it.
320
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,814
Know about it. Know about it.
321
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:21,194
Hmm. Good thing
I spent my whole summer working on my digging arm.
322
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:25,907
Muah. Get ready to meet
Shirley Chisel.
323
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:30,161
Yeah! Let's do this! Rah!
324
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,290
Oop. Sorry.
325
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,334
[shatters]
326
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,920
[lively piano music playing]
327
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,676
[whirring]
328
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,635
Meep-meep!
329
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,680
[crowd applauding]
330
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,890
One day, you'll tell
your friends you saw me early in my career.
331
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,809
Why would I wanna
bore my friends?
332
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,477
[dramatic classical music
playing]
333
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,520
Hm.
334
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,873
[whirring]
335
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,167
[explosion]
336
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:25,050
-[audience applauding]
-[panting]
337
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,179
An eight?
338
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,223
You wouldn't know talent
if it hit you in the face.
339
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:35,143
I mean, your judgement
is flawless.
340
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,313
[teeth chattering, shuddering]
341
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,315
You can do this.
You just gotta believe in yourself.
342
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,068
[Bugs] Now performing,
Buster Bunny.
343
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,362
Oh, no. I was so busy
helping you, Hamton,
344
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,197
I forgot to work
on my own routine.
345
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,240
Where's Babs?
She'd know what to do.
346
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,658
[Sweetie] Get her, Babs.
347
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,745
[cheering] Yeah!
348
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,664
Who's gonna rub his ears
when he has a nightmare?
349
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,918
And tell me it's okay
to have cake for breakfast.
350
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,588
Wouldn't want you
to make new friends,
351
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:06,424
expand your horizons.
352
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,720
You should go back
to what you're used to.
353
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:15,850
Back to your comfort zone.
354
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:19,896
[cheering] Yeah, Babs!
You got this, Babs, you got this!
355
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,606
[whooping]
356
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,276
B-A-B-S.
Yeah, that bunny is the best!
357
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,778
[grunts]
358
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,280
Oh, no. I mean, yay. I mean...
359
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,032
I have a lot
of conflicting feelings.
360
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,994
Guess you're stuck
with your amazing new feathered friend.
361
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,122
Yeah. I-I am.
362
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,540
[both chuckle]
363
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,126
One more thing.
You're late for your exam.
364
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,003
[both gasp]
365
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,464
Ha, attagirl,
Ruth Bader Gunsberg.
366
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,424
Muah.
367
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,636
[breathing deeply]
368
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,679
[clears throat]
369
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,808
So I'll be performing by myself
370
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:01,271
for the first time ever
[chuckles nervously] without Babs.
371
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:05,191
Alone. Just [gulps] me.
372
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,819
Just me.
373
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,988
Routine number 63!
374
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,656
-Babs!
-[laughing]
375
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,159
Aww.
376
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,579
[lively music playing]
377
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,892
I'd hate to follow
my outstanding performance.
378
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,102
[audience cheering]
379
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,189
What the...
380
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,406
[all gasping]
381
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,117
[explosion]
382
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,714
[music ends]
383
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,800
[audience cheering]
384
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:19,766
The top bunk was almost mine!
385
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,226
[Bugs] Hamton, you're up.
386
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,268
[teeth chattering]
387
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,145
Hamton, buddy, you got this!
388
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,272
-[cheering]
-[laughs] Yeah!
389
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,401
[heart thumping]
390
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,568
[grunts]
391
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,237
[gasps]
392
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,156
You're Joan Swhinefeld's kid.
393
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,828
Class, be prepared
to be dazzled by the son of a legend.
394
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,789
-[audience exclaiming]
-[teeth chattering]
395
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,750
You're a Swhinefeld.
You were born funny.
396
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,876
[blows raspberry]
397
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,213
[sobs]
398
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,466
I don't know how to be funny!
399
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,512
[wailing]
400
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,182
[water rushing]
401
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,562
[Hamton wailing]
402
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,278
Bravo, bravo.
403
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,238
This is how you do it.
404
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:21,161
Reach into the depths
of your biggest fears to find the best gag.
405
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,164
[audience cheering]
406
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,792
Tens, tens,
tens across the board!
407
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,461
Nice going, buddy!
408
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,722
[blabbering]
409
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,982
[slurping]
410
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,151
I'm sorry I wasn't able
to get us back in a dorm together.
411
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,695
Honestly, sis,
I think it's gonna be a good thing.
412
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,906
I'm looking forward
to hanging out with my new friend...
413
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,407
[slurping]
414
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,326
[kisses]
415
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,495
...and Plucky.
416
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,664
Yeah, it's gonna be good for us
to find out who we are outside of being twins.
417
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:09,167
Hey, since we're doing
secret whisper conversations,
418
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,627
I wanted to ask.
419
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,879
I know you threw
that arm-wrestling match. But why?
420
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,758
Well, I realized
if I got transferred out of Merrie Melodies,
421
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:20,261
then I wouldn't be roommates
with you anymore.
422
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,639
[gasps, crying]
423
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,935
That's the nicest thing
I've ever heard.
424
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,812
Sorry. I got a tough exterior,
425
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,606
but when the emotional
dam breaks, it breaks hard.
426
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,567
-Babs, what's with the shirt?
-Oh, yeah.
427
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,655
'Cause I lost to Dean Granny,
I gotta wear this for the next two weeks.
428
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,325
[all laughing]
429
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,161
[upbeat music playing]
430
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,204
[all] Yeah!
431
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,707
[all humming]
432
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,297
♪ Twins as close as can be ♪
433
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,092
♪ Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
434
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,761
♪ The duck whose star
Shines so bright ♪
435
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,265
♪ I won't let Buster
Steal my spotlight ♪
436
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,059
♪ I'm full of anger and glee ♪
437
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,979
♪ And sweet as pie
You can see ♪
438
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,773
♪ And in all my years
As the dean ♪
439
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:17,235
♪ This is the weirdest class
I've ever seen ♪
440
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,070
♪ Please let us explain
Toons ♪
441
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,781
♪ Watch when
I pull this lever ♪
442
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,160
-♪ Anvils fall from the sky ♪
-♪ Why? ♪
443
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,829
♪ Our jokes
Are so very clever ♪
444
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,124
-♪ Catapulting us so we fly ♪
-♪ Tongue-tied ♪
445
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,626
♪ Stretchy arms
And legs are fantastic ♪
446
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,379
♪ Our eyes pop out
Of our face ♪
447
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,881
♪ Face ♪
448
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,591
♪ My emotions
Turn quite drastic ♪
449
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,677
♪ When I get hit with a safe
Ouch ♪
450
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,095
♪ We're looney, we're tiny ♪
451
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,765
♪ We're looney
We're tiny toons ♪
452
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,937
[theme music playing]
453
00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:57,537
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