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Hi. What's for dinner?
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Soup.
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That's it? Just soup?
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Yup.
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'Cause usually,
it's like soup and-
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ok, do you really want a salad?
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I'm just saying, something's
gotta lure me in here, I mean-
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what's it gonna be, the hot
water or the mushy vegetables?
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Doug, come on, I worked
really hard on this,
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I chopped, I diced, I
even wore an apron,
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please try it.
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Fine.
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So? Mm-hm.
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It's pretty good.
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Just needs something. What?
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A slab of ribs. I'm
calling smokey Joe's.
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Honey, did you see
my blue camisole?
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I think I'd be more of a help
if I knew what a camisole was.
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It's like a tank top, only...
nicer.
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Anyway I took it out last
night and now it's gone.
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Didn't just get
up and walk away.
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I'm sorry, do you think I'm wearing
it under here and not telling you?
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Come on! I wanna
look nice today.
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I'm meeting that girl
that I'm mentoring.
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What are you talking about?
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You know the thing that
my company sponsors,
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where you can volunteer
to help a troubled teen?
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I thought you said you
didn't want to do that.
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Did not.
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Yes you did. You said,
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"why would I want to spend my time
with some pimple-faced reject
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who's probably gonna end up
robbing a liquor store?"
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Doug, the point is that
I thought about it,
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and I can really relate
to these girls, you know?
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When I was a teenager, I
did some messed-up stuff.
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After my mom died I...
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Started flunking out of
classes, shoplifting-
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not to mention
promiscuous as hell.
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Wo-whoah, where you going? Hey,
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you know you're not
allowed up there.
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I'm returning Carrie's camisole.
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What!? I was shining
the mailbox.
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I begged you to buy me
that chamois at caldor's!
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All right, boys, I skipped
breakfast, I'm starving,
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so you know the rule.
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Yup. Anything we're not
chewing, could be yours.
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I don't believe it. What's up?
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Over there, a bunch of
guys from priority plus.
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Man, I hate those guys.
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"We offer quality service
at affordable prices."
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How gay is that?
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Yeah, and they're
sitting at our table,
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you know. Come on. Lemme.
- lemme handle this, ok?
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Gentlemen.
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I understand you guys aren't
from around here, and
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you probably didn't know but
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this here, it's an I.P.S. Table.
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Has been since 2002.
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We knew that.
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Why do you think we sat here?
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Hey, how's that 428 di-cad
working out for you?
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Still freezing up
by the airport?
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That's it! Easy, easy!
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He's not worth it.
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You know what guys?
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I don't like the smell in here.
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Let's bounce. Yeah,
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we're bouncin'.
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Oh, by the way, try to enjoy your
iced tea without sweet and low.
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Can I take your order?
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Yes, can I get a,
uh, number 3, uh-
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a bacon cheeseburger
and a large fry?
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Yup. Please pull forward.
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Uh-how's that?
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Yeah, ok.
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Yeah, and a chicken sandwich
and a chocolate shake,
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for my friend.
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Please pull forward. You got it.
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Can I uh, get some
extra ketchup?
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Anyway, I know being
16 is really hard,
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it's really, really hard.
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I mean, I was 16
when my mom died.
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My mom's not dead,
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she just sleeps with every
dude who owns a guitar.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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That can be rough too.
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So you like fries, huh?
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I guess. Cool. Cool.
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Me too.
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Call me crazy, I like fries.
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So anything you, uh,
you wanna talk about?
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Boy trouble, girl trouble?
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Anything you wanna rap
about, just shoot.
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So how much more mentoring
do you have planned?
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'Cause I'm supposed
to go get a tattoo.
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That's about it, let me
get the check, excuse me-
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oh, be just a minute hon.
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So if it were me, I'd dump him.
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Okeydoke.
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Let's just take off.
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Gina, dear, we can't
just take off, ok?
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As your mentor, I should tell
you, it's very important
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to obey the law.
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The waitress is a jerk,
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the food sucked-
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so...
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Let's just go.
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Miss?
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If I can-just a sec.
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I mean seriously,
it's ridiculous.
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We've been through
this a million times.
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Oh my God, oh my God!
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What?
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You actually did it?
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Actually, you know what?
This isn't right,
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let's go back in and
pay the-nah-uh.
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Quick, behind the dumpster.
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Hello?
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Oh, um-hi, Mr. Dugan.
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It's my boss.
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Uh, the mentoring is going fine.
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Actually I just wish I had a
little bit more time with her.
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This is one troubled teen.
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Really? Ok, great. Well-
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then I'll see you tomorrow.
Thanks. Bye-bye.
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Well I have the day off.
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What do you got going on?
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I'm supposed to go
back to school.
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Oh, really? School?
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"I like to learn."
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Come on, let's go to the movies.
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I don't have any money.
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You don't need any money, you
just flirt with the Usher
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while I sneak in back and open
up the fire exit for you.
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Ah!
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Honey, I am going to
teach you some things-
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nothing I can do about it!
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You know they make
salad in a cup now?
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Do me a favor, keep
it movin', all right?
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You know I think with my winch
and some French fry oil,
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I could probably get
you outta there.
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You know what? I'm fine.
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Seriously, lemme
pull your truck out.
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I'd rather stay here the
rest of my life than
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have some priority plus clown
get me out of here, ok?
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So get out of here!
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Great, fine-yeah-
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I'll let you get
started with that. Ok.
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Oh God! Hey!
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Come back!
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Hey, thanks a lot for, uh,
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towing my truck
to the body shop.
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Ya know, if my supervisor
ever found out, I mean-
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it'd just-I mean-heh.
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You know. Yeah, yeah.
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I bet you guys are gonna have a
good laugh about this one, huh?
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"Hey, chubby I.P.S. Guy gets
stuck in his own door."
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Man, I'm not gonna tell anybody,
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I'm the last guy to
call anybody fat.
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What are you. - what
are you talkin' about?
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Growing up, I was
a pretty big boy.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know what my
nickname was in junior high?
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"Boy gorge."
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See? I'd kill for a
nickname like that,
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you know what they
used to call me?
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"The fat kid."
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Not a very clever
junior high, was it?
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Yeah, me, glasses
and pees-himself
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spent a lot of lonely
lunches together.
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I can top that, here's
me in the 7th grade.
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250 lbs., wearing
parachute pants
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and a triple xl Neil
diamond jacket.
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You-
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you like... Neil diamond?
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Yeah, so?
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I love him,
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I was on the phone all morning trying to
get tickets to his concert next week.
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Sold out!
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I happen to have 2
tickets, and, uh,
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I found out my
girlfriend has to work.
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Oh yeah? I'm just
saying, you know.
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Yeah but-
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we couldn't, you know?
Because, I mean I'm-
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and you're a-
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you-you know-
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yeah, you're right,
you're right.
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Where are the seats?
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Row c. I'm in.
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Good.
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Hey, here comes one
of your trucks.
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Oh my God, that's Deacon!
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What are you doing?
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He can't see us together,
it doesn't look good.
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Well, this doesn't look great.
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Hey. Hey.
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You're home late.
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Oh, well, so I'm a little late,
what, is it a crime? Heh.
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No. I gotta tell ya, I had a great
time mentoring that girl today.
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I mean, you know when you meet
somebody and you just click?
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I don't even know what
you're talking about.
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Anyway, Deacon called.
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He did? What did he want?
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He said he needed
to talk to you.
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Did he say he needed to talk to
me or he wanted to talk to me?
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I don't know, what's
the difference?
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Carrie, it's a big
difference, ok?
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Was he angry, was he sad?
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Did he sound like a man
who had been betrayed?
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Ok, what's going on?
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Carrie.
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I met someone.
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And shouldn't I be more upset
about that than Deacon?
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He's a priority plus driver
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and he gave me a lift
home and, I dunno,
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one thing led to another, and
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I'm gonna probably go see a Neil
Diamond concert with him next week.
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So go, I don't see the problem.
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You don't see the problem? Ok.
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We're two drivers from
rival delivery companies
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and you don't see the problem?
Boy.
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I'd love to live in your
candy-coated world, lady.
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Doug, I can't see why
you can't be friends.
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I mean, you like the guy.
You both do the same thing.
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Oh, then why aren't you hanging out
with somebody who works at a rival...
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Office place company, huh?
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You have no idea what I
do for a living do you?
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This isn't about you!
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Oh my God, you are gonna look so
pretty in that top we bought.
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I know, and I can't
believe it was 50% off.
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Well, it wasn't until mama took
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the price tag off that rain coat.
Heh heh heh.
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Good work, huh? Hah!
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Anyway you're totally wearing that
tomorrow when we go clubbing.
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Carrie, I can't go
clubbing, I'm only 16.
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You're right, Gina can't
go clubbing, but uh,
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"Beth wycowski" can!
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You got me a fake I.D.?
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That's what mentors do.
There you go.
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Aw, thanks.
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Ok. All right, I'll
talk to you later. Ok.
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What's that about a fake I.D.?
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Nothing.
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Sounded like something to me.
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Look, it's my business ok?
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I don't think I like your
attitude, young lady!
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I don't think I care.
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Oh, I see we've started smoking.
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How very sophisticated.
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Look, I'm holding them for a friend,
all right? Get off my back already.
251
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,669
I will not.
252
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:10,104
You're painted up like a whore
253
00:13:10,172 --> 00:13:12,573
and you're smoking
like a chimney.
254
00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:14,342
The whore part I'm used to,
255
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:16,878
but the cigarettes will kill ya.
256
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,931
Look, I'm just having
some fun, all right?
257
00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:22,817
Being a mentor isn't
about having fun.
258
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,052
It's about being a
proper example.
259
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,604
Like you know a lot
about that, right?
260
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,456
Go to your room! No.
261
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:31,926
You've just lost your
allowance, young lady!
262
00:13:31,993 --> 00:13:33,727
Ok, I give you an allowance.
263
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:37,281
Yes. Actually, I'm going to
need an advance on that.
264
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:53,164
Anyway, we'll meet
at Cooper's at 7:00
265
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,133
and we'll go to the
concert from there.
266
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,534
Ok, oh, and by the way,
267
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,436
you left your sweater in my car.
268
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,671
Not the v-neck the other one.
269
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,308
Ok, I got heat, I gotta go.
270
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:05,876
Hey, guys.
271
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:09,147
Hey. What's going on
in, uh, deaconville?
272
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,849
Me and Danny gotta do
another half shift tonight.
273
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:12,633
Yeah, how come?
274
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:14,519
Aw, O'Boyle's like
a dog with a bone
275
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,688
about keeping up
with priority plus.
276
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,623
Those guys run a pretty
tight operation,
277
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,924
maybe we could, uh, you know,
learn something from them.
278
00:14:20,992 --> 00:14:24,145
Can't learn anything from those guys,
they're a bunch of arrogant jerks.
279
00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:26,481
"Jerks" is a pretty ugly word.
280
00:14:26,548 --> 00:14:31,169
Ok, how's "ass-wipe"
work for ya?
281
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:35,156
Huh. Guess I'm the only one who
doesn't think hate is funny.
282
00:14:35,224 --> 00:14:37,792
What's with you? Nothing.
283
00:14:40,095 --> 00:14:42,196
I like a priority plus guy!
284
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,133
Look, you heard me ok?
285
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,752
I like one of their
guys, you know,
286
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,754
and I don't care who knows it.
287
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,592
I- I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
288
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:56,127
Look, I didn't mean for
it to happen, all right?
289
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,394
I mean, the guy,
290
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,930
he towed my truck out
of a drive-thru,
291
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,032
something you guys
would never do for me.
292
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:05,303
I towed you out of a Wendy's
drive-thru not a month ago!
293
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,225
Yeah, and I pulled you out of a
tube in a McDonald's playland.
294
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:15,379
Whatever, all right?
The point is,
295
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,597
you know I love I.P.S.
296
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,166
I bleed green!
297
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,234
Oh, come on Danny,
you're with me right?
298
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:21,052
You broke my heart.
299
00:15:23,438 --> 00:15:26,490
You know what, I'm sorry, all right?
But I like Jack.
300
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,444
He likes Neil diamond, and
tonight the 3 of us, we are one.
301
00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:38,219
Hey, there you are.
302
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:39,837
You want to, uh, take my car?
303
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:41,071
Nah, we'll take mine. Come on.
304
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:45,309
Where is it? It's over
here, keep walking.
305
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,444
I don't see... Your car.
306
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:48,796
Boys!
307
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:57,371
If they're coming, I didn't
order enough popcorn chicken.
308
00:15:58,974 --> 00:16:00,308
You set me up the whole time?
309
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,942
Yeah.
310
00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:05,513
What do you think, I really wanna
be friends with an I.P.S. Driver?
311
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:06,998
What about the lunches,
the movies, the-
312
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,133
the rollerblading in the park?
313
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,187
How'd you know I
like Neil diamond?
314
00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:15,439
All the fat boys like him.
315
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,057
I don't think that's true.
316
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,359
I really don't
think that's true.
317
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:40,681
Working late huh?
318
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,417
What the hell?
319
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:44,551
Uh-
320
00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:45,987
went to the Neil
diamond concert.
321
00:16:46,054 --> 00:16:48,522
I gotta tell ya, that guy
puts on a real show.
322
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,225
All right, they got
me, they got me bad!
323
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,576
Man,
324
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,077
I told you,
325
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,079
you should've never
trusted that guy.
326
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:57,065
Aw, great.
327
00:16:57,132 --> 00:16:59,700
They pulled a
bubble mummy on ya.
328
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,270
Man, how are we ever gonna show
our faces around Cooper's again?
329
00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:03,821
Simple, we go there tomorrow,
330
00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:06,890
we take back our table, and
I take back my dignity.
331
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,660
Whoa,
332
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:13,564
guy, easy around the fun zone.
333
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,732
Easy.
334
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,120
Hey. Hey.
335
00:17:20,188 --> 00:17:21,422
Hey, what are you doing
dressed like that?
336
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:24,191
We're gonna go see "the
thunder from down under,"
337
00:17:24,259 --> 00:17:25,559
all male revue.
338
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,927
You don't want those
Australian hotties
339
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,395
to see you dressed like that.
340
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,998
Actually, me and my mom had
a really nice talk and
341
00:17:31,065 --> 00:17:33,000
I think she's finally
getting her act together.
342
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,787
Oh, yeah? You know who else is
getting their act together?
343
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,639
The thunder from down under.
Now lets get you changed!
344
00:17:38,706 --> 00:17:40,290
Really, Carrie, it
got me thinking,
345
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,626
I should make some
changes too, so
346
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,681
I think I'm just gonna stay home
and study for my chemistry test.
347
00:17:46,748 --> 00:17:47,848
Oh, please.
348
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:49,983
Like you're gonna be
a chemist, right?
349
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,954
Oh, my God.
350
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:57,841
I'm so sorry. I've been
a horrible mentor.
351
00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,810
No, no, no. You were great.
352
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:03,714
I mean, you taught me how
to hot-wire a moped.
353
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:06,034
Yes, exactly.
354
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:07,969
You know what? Maybe
you should go.
355
00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,820
Yeah, I should.
356
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,089
But listen, if you
never need any advice,
357
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,690
please call me.
358
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,126
I probably won't.
359
00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:16,493
Yeah, you probably shouldn't.
All right, good luck.
360
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:17,895
All right.
361
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:29,723
Well.
362
00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,726
Looks like somebody
returned my package.
363
00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:35,379
I guess this is what
you call bulk mail.
364
00:18:37,098 --> 00:18:38,849
That's pretty funny, Jack.
365
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,252
But you guys ain't gonna
take Cooper's from us.
366
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,570
You can stay.
367
00:18:42,637 --> 00:18:45,740
There's a nice little table
over there by the bathroom.
368
00:18:49,244 --> 00:18:51,645
Oh, somebody's gonna be
sitting at that table,
369
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,214
but it's gonna be you ladies.
370
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,907
And how's...
371
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,442
That gonna happen?
372
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:09,696
Boys!
373
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,466
Ok, it's a moment like this,
374
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:30,434
that defines our manhood. Hm?
375
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:25,238
That... was a mistake.
376
00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:29,644
Wooaaaahhhhh!
377
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:45,926
Are you listening to me?
378
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,212
I said, how's that gonna happen?
379
00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:53,200
I dunno.
380
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:57,354
I think it's kinda
cozy, you know?
381
00:20:59,107 --> 00:21:01,759
It's cool. It's cool.
382
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,727
Shut up.
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