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Doug, I'm gonna miss my train.
What time is it?
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Would you relax?
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You have plenty of time.
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Okay, that clock
only has one hand.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, what time is
it on the coffee maker?
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Oh, well, the coffee maker
is Mountain standard time,
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plus, it's 5 minutes fast,
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so that would make it, uh...
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I can't do this.
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All right, the microwave says it's 7:10.
That's good.
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7:09,
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7:08.
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Oh, that's my egg pocket.
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I can't be late for work.
What does your watch say?
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It's not a watch. It
just counts my steps.
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Holy crap, I'm at 32.
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I gotta slow it down.
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Thank you.
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So, Julie comes in every
morning at 10:00,
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and leaves at 4:00, and leaves
me with all her friggin' work.
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I should report her, right?
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Can I offer a little
advice about this?
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I mean, I don't want
to be a rat, but...
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She is annoying.
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And on top of that, she
has the worst hair, so...
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May I, darling-
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dad-dad, please. Okay?
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All right, honey, I don't
know what I'm gonna do.
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I'll just figure it out.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Okay, I think I can help
you with this Julie thing.
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If you want to help me,
finish your dinner,
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'cause I have to meet
Doug at the movies.
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I dealt with this type of character
when I was a production assistant
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on a little show
called sesame street.
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You worked on sesame street?
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Sure. From march of '76
to mid-march of '76.
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Anyway, I can't name names,
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but I had a similar situation
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with a large bird with
an even bigger ego.
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Big bird?
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You said it. I didn't.
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All right, is there a
point to this, dad?
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I've had close to 200
jobs in my life,
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so I know a thing or two
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about office politics.
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Now, do you have
access to firearms?
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Okay.
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I'm not gonna shoot her.
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I never said "shoot." Just let
her know you mean business.
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Come on. Eat your beets now.
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I will not eat my beets!
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Why is it, day after day,
I offer you sound advice
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on how to fix your
pathetic life,
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and you reject it every time?
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Well, I've had it with you!
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Actually, I stormed off
for dramatic effect.
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I'm really quite hungry.
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Perfect. Blood thieves 2
starts in 10 minutes.
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I don't want to see a movie
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where a bunch of people
get their blood stolen.
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Okay. When it happens to you,
you're not gonna know what to do.
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Honey, it's date night. I
want to see bon vivant.
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Okay, unless that's foreign
for "stealing blood,"
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eh-eh.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, good. Put Doug
out of his misery.
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He wants to see blood thieves 2.
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Oh, I loved the first one.
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Yeah. In this one, there's
even less talking.
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I'm in.
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Actually, I want
to see bon vivant.
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Thank you. Finally,
somebody with some taste.
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You mean, somebody
with some gay.
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All right, what are we gonna do?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't me and Deacon see bon
vivant and you guys see your thing?
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That's great.
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Let's do it.
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Okay. All right.
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Come on, girl.
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I'm gonna get some snacks.
How many hot dogs you want?
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I'm in a bit of a
time crunch here,
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but you're obviously
a man in crisis.
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How can I help you?
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You called me.
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Yes, to share my considerable
knowledge and life experience.
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I'm older than you.
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Then you should be wise
enough to heed my advice.
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I only came here because you
said you'd buy me a scone.
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And I will, after we sort
out your troubled life.
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Now, where do you see
yourself in 10 years?
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Dead.
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Fair enough.
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5 years?
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I'll tell you where I see
myself in 5 minutes:
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Back on the bus.
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So, I had a really good time with
that guy, Steve, the other night.
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Uh-huh.
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So, do I call him,
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or do I have to wait
for him to call me?
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Um...
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I just had 3 muscle relaxers,
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so I'm gonna go to the bathroom
and lie down for a bit.
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Do not call this fellow.
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Excuse me?
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I couldn't help overhearing
your conversation
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because I was eavesdropping.
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No offense,
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but I'm not sure I want advice
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from a guy who bounces
a check for $1.42.
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I have off-shore accounts. I
was moving monies around.
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Whatever.
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Now, under no circumstances
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should you call this
ne'er-do-well, Steve.
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He's a dentist.
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I've got one, thank you.
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The point is, if you call him
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you're going to sound desperate.
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Let him come to you.
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Tell you what. I'll
think about it.
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Now, can I get you anything?
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A cappuccino muffin
and a mocha latte.
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That's $5.85.
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Who shall I make this out to?
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Hey! How'd you like the movie?
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Oh, it was so scary.
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Yeah, and news flash, without
blood, you're nothing.
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Good to know.
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So how was your
precious bon vivant?
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Great.
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What was it about?
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I can't tell you exactly,
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but it was very well done.
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Oh, check it out.
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Saturday they're starting the
international film series.
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The director's gonna be
there for a q-and-a.
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Oh, I'd be into that.
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Yeah, me too. Oh,
wait, I forgot.
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I'm supposed to get drunk
and pass out that night.
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We can't go. I promised the
kids we'd take 'em go-karting.
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Kel, my legs are too
long for those things.
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I have short legs.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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We want fish sticks!
We want fish sticks!
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We want fish sticks!
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Cranberry muffin.
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Be a dear, use the tongs.
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How much do I owe you?
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Oh, it's on the house.
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Really?
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Yeah. Every bounced check
costs us $20 in bank fees.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Besides, thanks to your advice,
I'm going out with Steve again.
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Oh, really? Well, it was
my pleasure to help.
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Actually, I'd love to get some
advice on something else.
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Oh, I'd be happy to oblige,
although I do think better
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with a complimentary
sack of bagel chips.
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Um, well, I rent this
really cheap apartment,
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but there's been a
lot of break-ins,
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so I was thinking I
should buy a condo.
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No, no, no,
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stay put.
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The real estate market
is at an all-time high.
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But my neighborhood's
really dangerous.
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And so is buying on the bubble.
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My advice? Stay away
from the color peach.
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Hey. Hey, honey.
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Listen, Kelly called. You
left your jacket in her car.
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Oh, that's all right.
I'll get it tomorrow.
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So, how was mini-golf?
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It was good, but I had to
give major another time out,
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and, uh...
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Kirby's been asking a lot of
questions about the ladies,
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so I think I'm gonna have to
have "the talk" with him.
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Oh, boy. Yeah.
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I was hoping you can go
over some stuff with me,
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'cause, uh... Never
been 100% sure
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about what you guys got
going on down there.
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I know, baby.
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How was yoga?
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Oh, it was great.
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Deacon is so flexible,
he's like a rubber band.
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He really helped me
get into my hips.
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I'm gonna be sore tomorrow,
I'll tell you that.
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But it's a good sore, right?
Yeah.
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Listen, I'm making
ravioli for dinner.
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Oh. Actually, you know what?
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I had carbs today, so I'll
just have a salad tonight.
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Really?
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Yeah, Kelly thinks I need
to lose a few pounds,
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and, you know, she's right.
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I gotta be honest
with you, honey.
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I think Kelly has
been great for you.
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Thanks. I gotta say, as long as
you've been hanging out with Deacon-
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I don't know. You just seem...
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happy.
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I am. I am.
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I gotta say that we haven't
hung out together,
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you know, just the two of us.
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Maybe we should make
a plan to do that.
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Definitely! How about Friday?
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Ooh! No, Friday I can't.
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Deacon and I, we have
that gallery thing, so...
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I'll tell you what though,
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how about we meet you and
Kelly for drinks before?
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I'll check with the boss.
That sounds great.
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Well, dinner'll be
ready in a half hour.
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All right. I'm gonna
bang out some crunches.
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The guy didn't want to give
us the big stuffed animal.
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He wanted to give us
this little troll doll.
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So what does this one do?
She picks up a basketball,
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and drains 5 in a row, bam!
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And who walks out of there
with a giant panda?
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We did!
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Good times, good times. Oh, man.
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Hey, tell 'em what you asked
that turkish director.
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Oh, no, no, no, they wouldn't know.
You know.
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You're right. They
wouldn't get it.
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Yeah, exactly. I know.
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We didn't offer you guys a drink.
Name your poison.
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I'll take a beer.
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All right, bottle of suds
for the rubber band man.
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Merlot, and... oh, boy,
I should know this.
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Uh...
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Sea breeze.
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Jack and coke.
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Jack and coke!
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Hey, Deac, did you
get a haircut?
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Yep.
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And the beard's next.
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Kel, there's no
beer in the fridge.
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Yeah, I told you
to get some more.
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I didn't have time.
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I had to take the kids to the
park and we went by arby's.
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I told you I don't want the
kids eating before dinner.
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What am I supposed to do,
just make them watch me eat?
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They need to come home
to do their homework.
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They're at school all day.
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They deserve a
little roast beef.
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You know, actually, Doug,
they shouldn't be eating-
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excuse me, Deac. I got it.
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You are unbelievable!
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One minute I'm not spending
enough time with them.
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Now it's too much? I
can't win with you!
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to get us some beer.
250
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Now? We have people here.
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Fine!
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00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,657
Actually, you know what?
We gotta get going.
253
00:11:49,725 --> 00:11:51,493
Yeah, that bridge
is gonna be nuts.
254
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,962
Yeah.
255
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,531
But you know what? This has been fun.
Thanks so much.
256
00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:57,665
Later.
257
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,707
I'm gonna go check on the boys.
258
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,335
Sir...
259
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,719
If this is about the newspaper,
260
00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:21,689
I was planning to pay for
it once the line went down.
261
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:23,057
Oh, it's not about that.
262
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,626
I was talking to my manager,
263
00:12:24,694 --> 00:12:27,462
and I thought maybe you
could give me some advice.
264
00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:31,984
Oh! Another lost soul
needs my compass.
265
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,218
Please, sit.
266
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,386
Thank you.
267
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,088
What is troubling you?
268
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:39,807
Career, family,
sexual confusion?
269
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,076
Uh, I just want to know
270
00:12:42,144 --> 00:12:44,796
who I should bet on in
tomorrow's basketball game.
271
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:47,665
Ooh, a gambler.
272
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,083
Yeah. So who would you bet,
273
00:12:49,152 --> 00:12:50,752
the nets or spurs?
274
00:12:50,819 --> 00:12:53,555
Are they still using a
red, white and blue ball?
275
00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:54,623
No.
276
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,958
Then bet the nets!
277
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,092
Thanks, man.
278
00:12:58,161 --> 00:12:59,927
Hey, it's what I do.
279
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,233
Put it all on the spurs.
280
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:08,070
Whoa! I said, the nets.
281
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,038
I know, but Gloria told me
282
00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:12,040
whatever you say, I
should do the opposite.
283
00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:13,908
What?
284
00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:16,478
She says any advice from you
would have to be wrong,
285
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,929
so if I do the opposite,
286
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,082
I win and I get my van
out of the impound.
287
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,635
I see.
288
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:27,305
Hey, Arthur, I need
some more advice.
289
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,224
Do you now?
290
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,498
Hey, honey.
291
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,532
Hey.
292
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,033
What are you watching?
293
00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:42,036
Leonard nimoy.
294
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,409
Hey, shouldn't you be getting
ready to go out with Kelly?
295
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:51,079
I won't be going anywhere
with that woman.
296
00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,348
Oh, are you still fighting?
297
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,182
Mm. I'm so sorry.
298
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,201
Whatever, man.
299
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,638
Listen, I figured we'd just hang out
tonight and get a pizza or something.
300
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:03,424
Uh, actually, I can't. I
have plans with Deacon.
301
00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:04,443
What?
302
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,661
Yeah. Remember, we do our
movie thing tonight?
303
00:14:06,729 --> 00:14:10,315
If I'm not spending time with Kelly, you
shouldn't be hanging out with Deacon.
304
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,100
Well, that's not fair.
305
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:15,737
I mean, why should I have to suffer just
because you and Kelly are fighting?
306
00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:18,190
Because you're my wife.
307
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,658
How about I call Kelly for you?
308
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,010
No! I'm not going
crawling back to her.
309
00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:24,662
But-but, baby, just 2 days ago,
310
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,565
you said she was the best thing
that ever happened to you.
311
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,102
Now you're just willing
to throw all that away?
312
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,020
Yes! No! I don't know!
313
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,588
My whole world is upside-down!
314
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,824
Okay!
315
00:14:35,891 --> 00:14:37,992
Let me just call her
for you now, okay?
316
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,795
I'll smooth things over.
317
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,863
Fine, but don't tell
her I'm here, okay?
318
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,031
I can't be here.
319
00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:45,900
Act natural too. Oh, be quiet.
320
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,002
Excuse me. I know
what I'm doing.
321
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,871
Hey, Kel, it's me.
322
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:53,542
Listen, I know you and Doug are going
through a little rough patch here.
323
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:58,346
I just want you to know that
sometimes Doug says things
324
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,732
he really doesn't mean.
325
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,736
The thing is, is he's
just not that bright.
326
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,672
You know what I do with him?
327
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,008
I give him a pretzel or
a chocolate pudding.
328
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,210
That just calms him right down.
Really.
329
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,345
Uh-huh.
330
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,645
Okay.
331
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,882
But, Kel, if he can just-
332
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,416
okay. Bye.
333
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:20,886
So?
334
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,221
You're dead to her.
335
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,366
I got fired.
336
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,102
What? So, what happened?
337
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,671
Arthur said that I shouldn't ask Mr.
Berman for a raise,
338
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,205
so I demanded one.
339
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,274
I did the opposite
of what he said.
340
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,310
Why didn't that work?
341
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,145
Because I knew what
you were doing,
342
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:51,182
and I gave you the
opposite of the opposite.
343
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,084
What?
344
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,670
Yeah. "Loose lips" over
here told me everything.
345
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:58,840
You cost me my job! I
can't pay my rent now!
346
00:15:58,907 --> 00:16:00,675
I'm gonna be out on the street!
347
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,577
And you hurt my feelings,
348
00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:04,379
so now we're even.
349
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:10,719
Much like the
Neo-realists of the '70s,
350
00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:12,787
your use of fruit
and often bread
351
00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:15,056
seem significant.
352
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:16,924
Ah, le fruit.
353
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:18,393
Yes. Yeah.
354
00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,962
I placed a rotting apple
on the windowsill
355
00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:25,367
to try and symbolize the
corruption of pascha's soul.
356
00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:27,418
Mm.
357
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,438
What symbolizes that
my ass is asleep?
358
00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,206
Shh! You shush!
359
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,993
Was the rain in the
last scene planned-
360
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,279
would you sit still?
361
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,348
This is brutal. How
much longer is this?
362
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,617
I don't know. Maybe an hour.
An hour?
363
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:44,085
Would you please control him?
364
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:45,186
I am trying.
365
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,638
A little help here, you know.
366
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,306
He's your husband. I know that.
367
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:51,475
You don't have to keep
throwing that in my face.
368
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,381
I'm gonna ask him a
question about pepe le pew.
369
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,449
Stop it!
370
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,816
That's it. I'm outta here.
371
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,335
No, please don't go.
I'll put him in the car.
372
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,388
This whole thing is getting
kind of weird anyway.
373
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,157
It's not weird, it's great.
374
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,858
I'm sorry, Carrie.
375
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,945
Deacon, please don't leave!
376
00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:13,414
You're causing a scene.
377
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,715
I don't care!
378
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,569
Carrie, it's over.
379
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:26,928
You still got me.
380
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,530
Shut up.
381
00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:30,331
Look, I'm not happy
about it either,
382
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:33,100
but this is the hand we've been dealt.
You know?
383
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,389
So what do we do now?
384
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,926
What do we do? We
make the best of it.
385
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,463
Well, I guess I can
make more of an effort
386
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,866
to do the stuff that
you want to do.
387
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:50,451
Well, there you go.
That's my baby.
388
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,719
And you know what?
389
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,554
Maybe I'll make
more of an effort
390
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:55,824
to do the stuff that
you want to do.
391
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:57,525
Let's start with me.
392
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:00,662
Whoa!
393
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:03,698
Wha!
394
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,057
See, this movie's a
nice compromise.
395
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,126
It's French, but
it's about a guy
396
00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:18,296
who cuts off people's
feet with a chainsaw.
397
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,564
Except they don't show anything.
398
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,166
They just talk about
it in a cafe.
399
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,552
Well, they're leaving it
up to your imagination.
400
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,921
Okay, I didn't pay
$10 to imagine-
401
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:28,039
shh!
402
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,074
Hey, don't shush him.
He's right.
403
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,643
This movie blows.
404
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,278
I told you we should have
seen angel of death.
405
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:38,766
You know, it's just starting.
Do you want to go?
406
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,635
Okay.
407
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,223
Okay.
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