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Hey.
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Hello.
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Ok, uh...
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Before we go any further,
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I don't have any money.
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I don't want any money.
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I just want a little
sugar from my man.
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Well, I am a good
source of sugar.
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Close your eyes. I'm
gonna take over.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Heh! All right.
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Aah!
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Sister Christian!
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What are you doing?
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Honey, I'm sorry. I had to.
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It was huge.
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It was casting a
shadow over your face.
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My eyes are waterin'.
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Honey, I'm sorry. Look,
you're a good-looking guy,
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and I just want you to
look your best, ok?
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Ok, it's over. All right.
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All right. Now, come on.
Let's get back to business.
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There you go, you
little sexy thing.
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Just the nose hairs.
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It's gonna happen.
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Ok, you're about 70 pounds
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from that couch hiding you.
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Help me.
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Yeah, you just wait
till I get my suit
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made out of couch fabric.
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You'll never see me again.
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Candied yams?
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Who the hell do they
think they're foolin'?
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Hey, did you see the for
sale sign next door?
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The foreign couple's moving out.
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Really? That sucks.
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They were-they were
good neighbors.
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They really knew how
to leave you alone.
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What are the chances of the new
neighbors not speaking English?
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Crap, you're right.
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Now I'm gonna have to
tell them my name,
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what I do...
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Aw, I've got to lie down.
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No, no. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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Deacon and Kelly are
looking for a new house.
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What's wrong with them
living right next door?
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You know what's wrong with it?
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Nothing! That's
what's wrong with it!
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All right, I'm gonna
call Kelly right now.
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Put this stuff away. All right.
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Ooh, chocolate chip pound cake.
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Don't get too comfortable.
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Deacon and Kelly
aren't here yet?
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No.
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You told them 10:00, right?
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Yes. Could you not yell
at me in front of people?
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Just take me aside.
Ok, baby, I'm sorry.
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I just don't want somebody else
to get the house, that's all.
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Believe me, I know.
Look at that guy.
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He's got "meth lab"
written all over him.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, you guys! Welcome
to your new home.
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Hey!
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Doug told me the house
was on your street.
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Didn't say it was
right next door.
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Told you there was a great view.
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Turns out it's of this.
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Right.
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Let me give you the grand tour.
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Let's start with the kitchen.
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I will, uh...
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Point out everybody I
hate from the window.
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I'm tellin' you, it's fine
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this color scheme doesn't
match anything we own.
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So we'll re-paper.
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Yeah, by "we" you mean me.
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What the hell are you
guys doing here?
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Well, we heard the
place was for sale,
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and we thought this would be the
perfect starter house for us.
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Ok, and just to check
one more time,
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you two aren't raising
white tigers?
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Doug, open your eyes.
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A lot of young, straight
guys buy houses together.
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All right, that couldn't
be any less true.
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Hey, you didn't tell me your
neighbor was a fellow Albanian, man.
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Wassily's a sweetheart.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you two doing here?
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Me and Spence are thinking about
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dipping our toes in
the homeowner pool.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This is Deacon and
Kelly's house.
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Whatever freaky thing
you two got going...
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Ain't happening here, buddy.
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Excuse me, Carrie, all right,
but I think this is a free-
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it only gets worse from here.
Walk away.
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Wassily, I'm sorry. We're
gonna have to pass.
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Oh, too bad.
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But good to meet a nice young
Albanian like yourself.
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Well, you know what they say-
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very good.
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This is my niece, Zana.
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She just came from shkoder.
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Oh, really? Well...
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Heh, wuzzup?
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Hey, what'd ya-what'd ya think?
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It's-it's really nice. Yeah.
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Yeah, listen. Uh, this
place is gonna go fast,
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so you guys should come
in right in at asking.
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Or, you know, even
less than asking.
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You know what we should do?
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We should put in a fake bid.
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Ok, that would drive
the price up.
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Do me a favor.
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Just leave the real
estate stuff to me, ok?
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Ok, why don't you
leave your attitude-
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guys, guys, guys!
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We're getting a little
ahead of ourselves here.
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Yeah, I mean, we're
not really sure
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that this is the
right place for us.
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What? What do you mean?
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It has everything you
said you wanted...
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3 bedrooms, a huge
backyard, skylights.
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11/2 car garage...
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In case you got a car...
And a half.
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Well, yeah, but we were
just down in the basement,
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and... you know, we
were a little concerned
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about the-the water heater.
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Yeah!
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It's no good.
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Oh. Ok.
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All right,
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don't we have to go see that
other house in 20 minutes?
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Oh, yeah. W-we better scoot.
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Yeah.
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Thanks again for thinking of us.
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Yeah, no pro. - let me
just get you a listing...
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Yeah, give her this...
You got...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Boy, they, uh...
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They sure got out
of there fast, huh?
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Yeah, well, when you gotta
scoot, you gotta scoot.
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Mm-hmm.
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Even if it means
taking out a mailbox.
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Well, you know, it
would have been nice
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to have them as neighbors,
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but you don't wanna mess
with a bad water heater.
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Mm-mmm. No, you do
not, my friend.
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Although, it's not that hard
to replace a water heater...
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Mm-hmm. But there's gotta
be some other reason...
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Oh, come on, it's us!
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No, there's gotta be a million
different things it could have been.
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All right, like what?
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I got nothing. They hate us.
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You know what? If they don't
want to be our neighbors,
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then it's their loss.
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You know what, you're right!
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They just missed out on
the ride of their lives.
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You are so right.
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So what's for dinner?
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Fishsticks and corn niblets.
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Nice. I'm gonna take a nap.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, hey!
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Tell her I said, uh...
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What's the deal with
commercials at the movies?
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Spence...
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Where is bahnah?
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Oh, that's bathroom.
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Uh, it's right over there.
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So, uh...
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You wanna take off now?
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What? Yeah!
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Well, Zana is
clearly digging me.
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So, uh, why don't
you go to a diner
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and get yourself an open
faced Turkey sandwich?
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You're the one who should go get
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an open faced Turkey sandwich.
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She hasn't said one
word to you all night.
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Well, that's because I don't
understand her little language,
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but, believe me, buddy.
Sparks are flying.
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You're crazy!
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All right, you know what?
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Let's let Zana settle this.
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When she comes out here,
let's see who she comes to.
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Oh, ok!
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Oh... ho, ho.
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Hey, man. How's it going?
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Good, just...
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Trying to work up my
appetite for second lunch.
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Don't worry, man.
You'll get there.
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So, uh...
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How'd that other house work out?
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Oh... i-it was nice...
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We-we might put an
offer in on it.
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Wow, that was kind of fast, huh?
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So I guess the water
heater checked out, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
it seemed fine.
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Cool!
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Yeah. You know what, I-I'm
gonna head back out-
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you know what? I'm a
big boy, all right?
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If you don't want to live
next door to me, just say it.
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All right, look, the thing is-
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no, no, no! I changed my mind.
Don't say it.
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Don't get all crazy, here.
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Look, it's not you.
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It's Carrie.
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Carrie?
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You don't want to live
next door to Carrie?
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Yes!
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Now it all makes sense!
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Well, don't get me wrong.
I mean, Carrie's great,
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but sometimes, she can be-
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a little annoying.
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Oh, you should see her before
she's had her coffee, you know.
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Lucifer! It's crazy, yeah.
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Anyway, I-i-I'm sorry
about all this.
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Don't be!
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You know, hey, I'm sorry.
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You know, because believe
me, we love Carrie.
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Oh, yeah. Me, too. I
do, too, you know.
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I mean, we think he's great,
224
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but a little Doug
goes a long way.
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Hey. Preacher, choir.
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Sometimes when I pull
up to the house,
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and I see the lights are on,
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I wanna just keep driving.
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Hey, baby!
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I gotta go pick up the kids.
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Yeah, I better start dinner.
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I'll see you later, Doug.
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Yeah, take care, and, uh...
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Thanks for putting up with...
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Boy, that Kelly, she's
good people, huh?
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Yeah, she is.
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We actually had a... long talk
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about the whole house thing.
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What did she say?
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Turns out that actually
it was the water heater!
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Well, there you go!
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Yeah, I can't believe we
thought we were the problem!
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Nope. Problem
definitely wasn't...
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Us.
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Hey, Danny? Danny?
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Yeah? Hey.
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I'm going out as soon
as Zana gets here.
248
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Oh, all right. Well,
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you guys have a great time.
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All right.
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Listen...
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Thanks for stepping
aside, Danny.
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You're... you're a solid dude.
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No problem, buddy. Mmm?
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What are you cooking?
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A little dinner.
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This is tave kosi,
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the national dish of Albania.
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00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,692
So? Guy can't have some
baked lamb and yogurt
260
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,928
without you making a
federal case of it?
261
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,462
Wait a minute...
262
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,082
Where is the library?
263
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:19,203
This isn't Billy Ocean.
264
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,672
You're learning
conversational Albanian!
265
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,740
Yeah, you're damn right I am,
266
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,875
and in 3 tapes from
now, I'll be fluent,
267
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:26,544
and Zana will be mine.
268
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,050
Danny?
269
00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:34,786
You bastard.
270
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:38,489
Tave kosi!
271
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,674
Yeah, well, I just
whipped it up.
272
00:12:49,151 --> 00:12:50,351
Oh, hey...
273
00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:52,670
It must be the new neighbors.
274
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,505
All right. Let's go back
inside before they see us.
275
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:55,840
Wait, wait, what about
the hot dog buns?
276
00:12:55,907 --> 00:12:57,908
Doug, just get inside!
277
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,178
I can't. I just
made eye contact.
278
00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:03,347
Why do you gotta
look at everybody!
279
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,448
Hey!
280
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:06,217
Hey! Hi!
281
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:09,153
You guys must be the new owners?
282
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,723
Well, in about 30 years we are.
283
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,858
I hear that. Doug and
Carrie Heffernan.
284
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,994
Jeff O'Leary. My
wife, Stephanie.
285
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,261
Hi, Doug. Hi, Carrie. Hi.
286
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,747
Hey, did you Rob a playground?
287
00:13:19,815 --> 00:13:21,599
No, no, no! They're all ours.
288
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,783
The rest are in the house.
289
00:13:22,851 --> 00:13:24,618
The rest? How many do you have?
290
00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:26,454
We've got 8. Yeah.
291
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:27,705
8?!
292
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,174
How are you able to walk?
293
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:34,311
3 were mine, 3 were
Jeff's, and we adopted...
294
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:35,613
Chi long and Tessa.
295
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,648
So, you guys have any children?
296
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:37,815
One.
297
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:41,653
Old man. We-we have an old man.
298
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,120
Oh.
299
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,623
Whoa! Slow it down
there, speedy.
300
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:46,791
I'll give you a ticket!
301
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,030
So, uh...
302
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:52,914
You think this house
303
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:54,932
is big enough for you guys?
304
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,201
We always say, love finds a way.
305
00:13:57,268 --> 00:13:58,769
Plus we're adding a third story.
306
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,305
And it better get
done fast, 'cause...
307
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,041
We're pregnant!
308
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,975
Wow, they really got that
construction crew working late, huh?
309
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,911
Actually, it's people
from their church.
310
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:44,415
They come in shifts.
311
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,385
It's like the amish
with power tools.
312
00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:51,038
If it wasn't for him,
313
00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:53,274
I'd be living next to
Deacon and Kelly now,
314
00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:55,076
instead of the freakin' osmonds.
315
00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,229
She ruins everything for me.
316
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,634
I should've listened to my
friends and married Paul.
317
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,370
Everybody loved him.
318
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,056
If only she married Paul,
319
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,992
then it'd just be me,
Deacon, and Kelly.
320
00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:15,078
Listen, tomorrow
I might be late,
321
00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:17,465
because, uh, they're
switching routes on me,
322
00:15:17,532 --> 00:15:18,916
from northern
boulevard to lefrak.
323
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,817
It's fewer stops, but it's
a lot more traffic...
324
00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:24,038
Another driving story.
325
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:25,406
Any gun shops on your route,
326
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:27,174
'cause I'd like to put
a bullet in my head.
327
00:15:27,242 --> 00:15:28,576
Like 71st street all
the way to the bridge.
328
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:29,677
I made it no sweat.
329
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:31,062
More potatoes, baby?
330
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,429
Oh, ok.
331
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:33,514
Pig.
332
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:38,769
I hate her face.
333
00:15:47,262 --> 00:15:49,730
Oh, my God. You gotta
be kidding me.
334
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:51,365
Doug, wake up.
335
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:55,536
Doug, wake up! Ow! God.
336
00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,638
How are you sleeping
through this noise?
337
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,140
'Cause no one was pinching me.
338
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,076
Honey, go over there and tell
them to keep it down, please.
339
00:16:02,144 --> 00:16:04,078
Why can't you?
340
00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,079
'Cause last time I checked,
341
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:07,281
you were the man of the house.
342
00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:09,717
Last time you checked was
about 3 weeks ago, so why-
343
00:16:09,784 --> 00:16:10,968
just go. All right!
344
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:20,210
Hey, is your, uh,
your dad around?
345
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,563
Wanna see me do a cartwheel?
346
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,699
No, I'm good. Just get daddy.
347
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,627
Hey!
348
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,246
Oh, ok. Very funny, guys, ok?
You got me.
349
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:40,915
Now-now, cool it, ok?
350
00:16:40,982 --> 00:16:42,883
All right?
351
00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:43,617
Hey, hey, I said cool it,
352
00:16:43,685 --> 00:16:45,536
or there's gonna be big trouble!
353
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,237
You're fat!
354
00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:50,591
Oh? Yeah, well, you're adopted.
355
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,028
Ah! Hey!
356
00:16:57,398 --> 00:17:00,033
Ah, try and get me now!
Ha ha ha!
357
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:02,854
Oh, nice try, punky Brewster,
358
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,555
but you're a little late.
359
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:25,709
That's what you get when
you mess with the big dog!
360
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:27,294
Ha ha ha ha!
361
00:17:44,829 --> 00:17:45,963
Why am I still hearing noise?
362
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:49,266
They tried to kill
me with an airplane.
363
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,501
Again, why am I still
hearing noise?
364
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,336
You know what? You want 'em to
be quiet, you take care of it.
365
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:55,372
You're the reason they're
living there anyway.
366
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,540
What?
367
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,191
Deacon and Kelly
didn't take the place
368
00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:58,542
because of you.
369
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,828
What are you talking about?
370
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:03,364
That's right. You're the
water heater, baby.
371
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:10,237
No, they were dying to
live next door to me.
372
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:12,072
You're the water heater.
373
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,674
Now that's the water heater
calling the water heater
374
00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:15,342
a water heater. Ok.
375
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,877
You know what?
376
00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:18,145
I talked to Kelly.
377
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:19,914
Yeah, well, I talked to Deacon!
378
00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:26,086
What kind of sick game
are they playing?
379
00:18:37,632 --> 00:18:39,333
What's up with that?
380
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:42,736
Zana and I are going
folk dancing.
381
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:44,004
No way.
382
00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:46,340
Zana and I are baking
sweet bread tonight.
383
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:47,374
Yeah.
384
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,343
She's gonna pass up these moves-
385
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,848
for bread?
386
00:18:57,085 --> 00:18:58,552
Let's settle this
once and for all.
387
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,937
Yeah, let's do it. All right.
388
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,839
Hi! Hey!
389
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,207
Uh...
390
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,776
I have you meet...
391
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:06,594
Bashkim!
392
00:19:06,661 --> 00:19:08,078
Oh!
393
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,146
Is he your, uh...
394
00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:12,449
Boy-boyfriend? Your... dashnor?
395
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:13,484
No, no, no. No dashnor.
396
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,187
He is... Like you.
397
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,521
Wh-what do you mean?
398
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:19,456
How do you say? Um...
399
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:21,959
The gay.
400
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:23,927
The gay?!
401
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,829
We're not the gay.
402
00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:29,600
But you look for house
together, I mean, do math.
403
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,236
Now I must go. I have
date with a drummer.
404
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:44,148
Hey, guys. What a nice surpri-
405
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:46,016
oh, save it!
406
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:48,819
What up?
407
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,221
What up? Your
little web of lies,
408
00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:51,989
that what up.
409
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,607
What are you talking about?
410
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:54,591
Yeah, why didn't you
want the house?
411
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:55,993
Is it me, is it him, is
it both of us? What?
412
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,861
Yeah, we're not leaving here
until we get an answer.
413
00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:59,830
Look, we told you
all that stuff,
414
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,733
'cause we didn't want to
tell you the real reason.
415
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:03,834
The truth is...
416
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,704
We've been... having
some problems again.
417
00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:09,857
You mean, like, marriage stuff?
418
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,175
Yeah.
419
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,676
I'm sorry.
420
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,044
Why didn't you tell us?
421
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,380
We didn't want to burden you.
422
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,816
Anyways, with, uh,
all that going on,
423
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,984
it's not the greatest idea
424
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,451
for us to be buying
a house, right now.
425
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,353
At least, not till he
gets his act together.
426
00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,056
Hey, we both got work to do.
427
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,173
Ok, look, listen...
428
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,942
We're gonna get going.
429
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,810
Just-just know that we're...
430
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,846
We're just a phone call away.
431
00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:33,480
Yeah.
432
00:20:34,749 --> 00:20:35,882
Thanks, man.
433
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:42,306
See, I knew something was up.
434
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,674
It's a shame.
435
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,276
Everybody doesn't have
what we have, huh?
436
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:46,477
Yeah. Love you.
437
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,611
I love you, too.
438
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,447
Mm-hmm.
439
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,881
So what are we gonna tell 'em
440
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,983
when we buy that other
house tomorrow?
441
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,219
Who cares? It's
not next to them.
442
00:21:11,388 --> 00:21:12,337
Stop trying to get him to dance!
443
00:21:12,476 --> 00:21:14,894
He's baking with me!
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