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And now, throwing out the
ceremonial first pitch,
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Broadway star Bernadette Peters!
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Wow. Bernadette
brought the heat!
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They should probably
test her for steroids.
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That's nothing. You see Reese
Witherspoon last week?
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She could be a yankee right now.
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Hey, what's up?
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Where the hell you been?
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I thought you were going to that new
place with the drive-through window.
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Yeah, I did. It was
all backed up.
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They made their
window too small.
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They had to shimmy the
box out sideways.
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Well, basically we have
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half extra cheese,
half no cheese.
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Well, I think we all know
which side I'm eating from.
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Enjoy your skin flap.
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Spence, will you stop staring
out the window, man?
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You're creepin' me out.
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I'm waiting for Lou
Ferrigno to get home.
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Where is he?
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Spence, Lou is not
gonna go with you
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on your little Sci-Fi geek-fest.
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Yeah. Fantasy Expo
'05 is a geek-fest.
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That's why 3 different
hobbits are showing up.
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You know, at a certain point,
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we can't protect you anymore.
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Oh! There he is.
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Yes! Target acquired.
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No, this is not happening.
Not today!
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What's the matter?
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Just eat it off your shirt
like you always do.
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No, he's gotta be all G.Q.Ed up.
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He's getting his
hair cut by Lori.
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Oh ho. She's a neat freak.
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No, man. She's hot.
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Oh! Better yet. Ha.
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Hey, I'm in the market
for a new hair girl.
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Could you hook me up?
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Mmm, I would, but she doesn't
like to cut loser hair.
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What?
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I don't want you goin' to her.
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Why not?
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Because she's mine, all right?
Get your own.
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Do you believe him?
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You can go to my girl. I mean,
she weighs about 3 bills,
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but she'll braid
you up real nice.
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If you want my opinion,
in terms of style,
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handling, and pure luxury,
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you can't beat the park Avenue.
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I think we could both agree
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that buick makes a great car.
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Can I go in now?
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Yeah, w-Lou, Lou, Lou.
One more thing.
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What are you doing, uh...
3 weeks from next Sunday?
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Why?
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There's a kinda
Sci-Fi convention
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out at the meadowlands.
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I was thinking if you wanted
to go, I'll give you a lift.
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We can walk around.
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You just want to take me
because I was the hulk.
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You-you were the hulk?
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Oh, that's right!
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I totally forgot!
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So what do you say?
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I don't do that stuff anymore.
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Lou, please!
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That chapter in my
life is closed.
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Y- you don't understand!
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I mean, if I could show
up with the hulk...
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I'd finally be somebody,
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not some loser wearing
fake Spock ears
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because he doesn't have the
guts to get the surgery.
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Ok, fine.
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But no green paint
and no purple pants.
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Lou, thank you. Thank you! Ok?
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Um... and you might wanna save
some of that anger for the expo.
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Hey, honey, I'm going shopping.
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I have a couple of
questions about the list.
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Shoot.
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Now, I don't mind
you adding items,
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but I'm gonna ask you again,
please don't cross off vegetables.
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Sorry, I-i got upset.
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It's ok.
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All right, and help me out here.
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It says crackers-all.
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That's an entire aisle.
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That's just a guideline. I wanted you
to have fun with it, just get in there-
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you know what? Why don't
you just come with me.
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The sample lady will be there.
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Oh, I want to. It's
just that I, uh,
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I gotta get a haircut.
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You just got a haircut 3 weeks ago.
Your hair looks fine.
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Yeah, it's fine if
you're a bee gee.
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Honey, please,
just come with me.
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Carrie, what do you want me to do?
I have an appointment!
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You think I wanna spend my Saturday
sitting in some barber chair?
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You doin' ok?
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Great.
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Hi. There's a couple
more bags in the car.
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Oh, Danny!
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We need to set up
some boundaries.
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Hey... why'd your hair
taste like coconut?
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I spilled a piña colada.
It's a long story.
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Where's Doug?
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He went to get his hair cut.
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Oh, right.
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Hey, car, by the way,
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could you give me the name
of Doug's hair person?
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I love his look.
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Um...
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Actually, I don't know
who he goes to now.
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Wait a minute. Did he
tell you not to tell me?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about his
hot hairdresser.
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What hot hairdresser?
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Oh, like you don't know!
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Oh, you don't know.
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So, you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
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Uh... is Harrison Ford famous?
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You did not deliver to him!
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No, I didn't. But he is famous.
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Seriously...
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Delivering an old lady
her heart medicine
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or a child his first bike...
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That's the thrill ride for me.
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Tch! Aw!
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I gotta get my clippers.
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Take a look at the back.
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Ok!
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Hey!
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Car!
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How are ya?
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Hey.
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Wh-wh-what are ya doin' here?
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Oh...
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Nothing. I was just across the
street at the beauty supply,
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thought I'd just pop
in and say hello.
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Beauty supply? Why don't you leave
that for the people who need it?
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'Cause you don't! Ha ha!
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I'll see ya at home, ok?
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That's ok. I don't mind waiting.
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That's ok-I don't mind.
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It's ok.
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I'll just sit right here.
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So, you must have a
million funny stories
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about things that happen while
you're out makin' deliveries.
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Uh... it's not
about being funny.
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It's about getting the job done
and going home to my wife.
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Oh. Ok.
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H - hold still, hon. I
don't want to cut you.
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Ok, you're all set.
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Ok, well, thank you very much
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for a very professional job.
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Thank God that's done.
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Hey. Could you put 20 bucks
on my Metro card, please?
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Is there a problem?
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No, no. I'd be happy
to do that for you,
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Mr. Adam West,
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or should I say Batman?
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You nailed me.
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So, uh, what brings you
down to the subway?
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Underground trouble
in Gotham city?
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I have a colonoscopy uptown.
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Wow...
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Oh, I see that fantasy
expo's coming up.
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Yeah. They're having it at
the meadowlands this year.
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I remember when they
held the first one
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in George Takel's
landlady's house.
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To have been a fly on that wall!
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Oh, there were quite
a few of those.
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She was a filthy woman.
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Well, nice to talk to you.
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Batman?
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Yes?
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That is so cool.
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Um... I was wondering, uh...
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Any chance you would come
with me to the convention?
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Oh, I don't do much
of those anymore,
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but you've sure got
guts to ask me.
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And I like guts.
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So you'll go?
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You may have to drive.
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My Prius is in the shop.
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Hey!
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Hey. Where you been?
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I've been home, uh, an hour now.
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Oh, had to make a couple stops.
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Got you those mints you like.
I know that.
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And, uh, a little bracelet.
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Wow! It's beautiful.
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What's the occasion?
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The occasion is you're the best.
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You are so sweet!
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Let me get a look
at that haircut.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's good.
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Yeah. I mean, I wish she'd
do a little less...
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And a little more... You
know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah. She's pretty
hot, though, huh?
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You think?
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Mm...
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Not my cup o' Joe,
but God bless.
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Try on your bracelet.
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You are unbelievable!
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What?
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Sneaking around behind my
back getting haircuts!
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I wasn't sneaking around. I told
you I was getting a haircut!
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Yeah, but not by
Edward scissorboobs!
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So she's a little
hot, all right?
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I only go to her because I
like the way she cuts my hair.
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Oh, come on.
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We both know your
hair looks like crap.
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And if it's about the haircut,
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why won't you give
her number to Danny?
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Is that what you're
so upset about?
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I'll tell Danny right now!
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Go 'head!
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Fine.
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Unbelievable.
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It's ringing.
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Spence, get Danny.
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This is ridiculous.
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Hey, Danny, if you
really wanna know
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the number to my hair girl,
I'll give it to you.
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Just grab a pen, bud.
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For the brothers
grimm, press one.
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What's with that guy, huh?
"Press one!"
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You're being pathetic.
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What? So once a month
I get my hair cut
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by a cute girl who
laughs at my jokes.
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What's the big deal?
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The big deal is when
you got married,
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you took a sacred vow to me.
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To do what, only get my
hair cut by ugly people?
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The point is you
shouldn't be needing
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that kind of attention from
anybody but your wife.
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Do you understand how
hurtful that is to me?
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Yes! That's why I
didn't tell you!
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Ok, you know what? From now on,
you and her, you're through.
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If anybody's gonna give you
pleasure once a month,
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it's gonna be me.
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Lou. Lot of weight there.
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Yeah, I'm training
for the convention.
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I'm gonna be in the
best shape of my life.
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At first, he didn't
even want to go,
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now he's totally into it.
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Look at him training, Deac.
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Training for me to
break his heart.
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Then why'd you ask
that other guy?
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Because the other guy
is Batman, all right?
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And when you have a chance
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to take the dark
knight to a party,
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you do it.
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I would not do well
in your world.
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It's 2 dates for the
prom all over again.
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You had 2 dates for the prom?
258
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,788
No, my date did.
259
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:37,839
She wanted to go with me,
260
00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,474
but then her dad said if she
wanted to go to college,
261
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:42,010
she'd have to take
this other guy, so...
262
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,778
Uh-huh. And you believe that?
263
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,230
She ended up going to college,
264
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,399
so you do the math.
265
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,008
So how did you find
out about her?
266
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,091
His cousin ratted him out.
267
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:58,460
And you know what?
Doug didn't even think
268
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,261
he was doing anything wrong.
269
00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:02,063
I mean, this girl
was all over him
270
00:13:02,131 --> 00:13:05,166
and he was freaking loving it.
271
00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:07,252
A little lower, baby.
272
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,837
Yeah, there you go. That's it.
273
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:09,871
Hey, don't get too comfortable.
274
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,506
We still got cardio.
275
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:12,841
Hate you.
276
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,031
What?
277
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,982
Don't you think you're being
a little hard on Doug?
278
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,752
'Cause... you know.
279
00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:29,374
This is totally different.
280
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,910
Ooh, stop that. That tickles.
Ha ha!
281
00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,902
Morning.
282
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,537
Hey.
283
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,139
What you making? Some waffles?
284
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,640
Yeah.
285
00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:47,642
Oh, I'm using Mrs.
Butterworth's.
286
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,911
Is that ok? Or should
I only be getting
287
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,779
syrup from your head?
288
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,638
Is this about that whole
hair-cutting thing?
289
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,640
Well, um... Yeah, listen,
290
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,242
you can go back to Lori
whenever you want.
291
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,043
What?
292
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:06,227
You were yelling at me,
293
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,764
saying I'm betraying
our whole marriage.
294
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,648
Yeah, I was just probably-
I was in a mood, you know?
295
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,484
Just some womanly
stuff going on there.
296
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:14,602
But seriously, though,
297
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,788
you can go back to her.
298
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,090
Why are you suddenly
ok with this?
299
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,508
Ok, look, I realized
300
00:14:20,576 --> 00:14:22,343
that I was being a
bit of a hypocrite.
301
00:14:22,411 --> 00:14:23,845
I mean...
302
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:25,563
I have a man in my life
who's kind of like Lori.
303
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,432
You know, gives me attention,
makes me feel good,
304
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,067
and you don't know about him.
305
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:36,491
It's Deacon, isn't it?
306
00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:39,044
No, it's Brad, my
trainer from the gym.
307
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,244
Oh. Ok, fine.
308
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,414
Yeah, so, I'm gonna see
him in 10 minutes.
309
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,283
Oh. That's great.
You know something?
310
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:48,086
My sideburns are getting
a little bushy, too.
311
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,622
Ok.
312
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,839
Well, say hi to Lori.
313
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:52,440
Ha ha! Say hi to Brad.
314
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:53,625
Ok, thanks.
315
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,026
Bye.
316
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,638
Hey, Lori.
317
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,007
Oh, hey, Doug.
318
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,644
Hey, Doug.
319
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:13,711
What's up?
320
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,565
I- I was just wondering
if you could maybe
321
00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:18,833
give me a little trim in the
back, clean me up a little bit.
322
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,435
Oh, actually, I was
about to head out.
323
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,204
Danny had an extra ticket
to blue man group.
324
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:25,874
Hey, you feel like Mexican?
325
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,709
I love Mexican!
326
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:28,777
Oh, great.
327
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,545
Ooh, but I should warn you.
328
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,080
When it comes to margaritas,
329
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,248
I'm a lightweight.
330
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:37,052
Hey, that's bueno by me.
331
00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:40,105
Oh, but don't worry, Doug,
332
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,256
I'll get you taken care of.
333
00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:42,890
Eugene!
334
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,276
No, no. That's ok.
Really, that's fine.
335
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,643
I'm good.
336
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,862
So do you ever deliver
to anyone famous?
337
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:03,599
Hey, Spence.
338
00:16:03,624 --> 00:16:05,442
Yeah. Hi. Lou, there's something
339
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,991
I really got to
talk to you about.
340
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,567
Look, what I just picked up
341
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,134
at the dry cleaners today.
342
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,237
And guess what,
343
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,538
I'm going green.
344
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,574
Just wait here. I'm
gonna go try them on.
345
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:20,078
Don't put the pants on, Lou!
346
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,580
Why not?
347
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,549
'Cause it's just gonna
make this hurt even more.
348
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,123
14, 15.
349
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,558
All right, come on.
Finish out strong.
350
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,659
Ok. There we go.
351
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,595
Hey, can I talk to
you for a second?
352
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,264
We got 2 more sets here.
353
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,316
Hey, Jimmy Neutron,
could you take a walk?
354
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,552
I'm gonna get a red bull.
You want one?
355
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,854
Yeah, sure.
356
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:46,955
What's going on?
357
00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:48,490
Well, I got my hair cut.
358
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:49,791
Yeah?
359
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:52,743
By Eugene! Yeah.
Lori couldn't do it
360
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,112
because she was too busy
having margaritas with Danny
361
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,547
because you gave him her number!
362
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,933
Oh. I'm sorry, baby.
363
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:01,068
Well, we'll talk about
this at home, ok?
364
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:03,704
Right now, Brad's gonna
work on my glutes.
365
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,224
Ha ha. No, no. Ok, if
I don't have Lori,
366
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,459
there's no Brad for you.
367
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,162
For the rest of our
lives, it's just this.
368
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,382
Well, no, that's not fair.
369
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,051
I know. It sucks for both of us.
370
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,320
Doug, just calm down, all right?
We can fix this.
371
00:17:18,388 --> 00:17:19,070
How?
372
00:17:23,992 --> 00:17:25,426
This is stupid.
373
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:27,428
Doug, come on.
374
00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:29,013
I want to find you
a new hairdresser.
375
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,115
A real hottie.
376
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,385
All right, fine.
377
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,120
All right. So what do you like?
378
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,123
Short? Tall? Skinny? A
little junk in the trunk?
379
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,726
What's your pleasure?
380
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,665
That one's not bad.
381
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,917
Oh, I see you like
'em a little dirty.
382
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,468
Ok, you know what-
383
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,386
come on, come on, come on.
384
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:55,923
Just go up to her and
see if she's free, ok?
385
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,058
I can't do this.
386
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,059
Do you want me to do it?
387
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,126
No, I-I'll do it.
388
00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:00,362
Ok.
389
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:04,733
Ahem.
390
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,266
Yes?
391
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,519
Hey, I'm Doug.
392
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,954
Uh, I know this is
kind of short notice,
393
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,655
but I was wondering if you
could give me a hair cut
394
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,790
'cause, you know, I go crazy.
395
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,192
But just seeing if
you were available.
396
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,394
Actually, I'm booked for
the next couple weeks.
397
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,779
Ohh. That's cool.
398
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,447
I'm so busy, too. I probably-
399
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,083
I'll just let it grow, you know?
400
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,184
I want to die.
401
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:24,352
All right, honey.
402
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,687
Come on. Just give it
another minute, ok?
403
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:26,688
Let's just look-
404
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:28,039
excuse me.
405
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,574
I want her.
406
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,946
You sure, honey? You
want to look around-
407
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,848
yeah, you can go home. I'll
get a ride or something.
408
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,221
I'm glad your prius
is out of the shop
409
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,723
'cause this is a sweet ride.
410
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,359
I may buy it when
the lease is up.
411
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,964
So, anyway, um,
412
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,098
we want to make a
really good entrance,
413
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,534
so I was thinking you could
either rappel down next to me
414
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:59,303
or you carry me in your
arms and set me down.
415
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,955
I mean, it's your call.
416
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:04,025
Let's play it by ear.
417
00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:07,795
Oh, Spence, I ran into
a mutual friend today.
418
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:09,397
Oh, who? Commissioner Gordon?
419
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,766
Ha ha ha!
420
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:14,102
He's been dead since 1984.
421
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,437
That's not funny.
422
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:21,025
I'm talking about Lou Ferrigno.
423
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,127
Oh, yeah?
424
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,262
Lou told me
425
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,629
that he was supposed to go
426
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:26,865
to the convention with you,
427
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,634
but you ditched him
at the last minute.
428
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,554
Because you're better!
429
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,774
Oh, I see.
430
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,292
Let me ask you something.
431
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,560
If you had run into bill
Shatner this morning,
432
00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:42,931
would you have ditched me, too?
433
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:46,667
I want to say no, but...
434
00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:50,638
I'm weak. I'm so weak.
435
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:51,656
Well, that's why
436
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:54,809
people like Lou, myself,
bill, Lee majors
437
00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:57,645
always look out for each other.
438
00:19:57,713 --> 00:20:01,866
Because of pasty-faced
opportunists like you.
439
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,738
W- w-we're still going, right?
440
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:08,923
I am.
441
00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:12,393
Get out of the car.
442
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,829
W- w-we're on the turnpike!
443
00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:17,431
I gotta run across 4
lanes of traffic!
444
00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:20,518
Character is formed
through adversity.
445
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:24,656
And p.S., I'm keeping
your gas money.
446
00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:38,436
What's going on?
447
00:20:38,461 --> 00:20:40,897
I heard you have a
hot hairdresser.
448
00:20:40,928 --> 00:20:42,476
We want in.
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