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Hey.
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Hi, honey. What's in the bag?
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Oh, just some leftover cake the
guys surprised me with today
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'cause it's, uh... my tenth
anniversary at I.P.S.
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Wow! Really?
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Yep. I've been in a mediocre
job for a real long time.
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Give it up!
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I gotta say, between that
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and not finishing the
cake on the drive home,
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you've got a lot to be
proud of, my friend.
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Wait, today's your
tenth anniversary?
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Shouldn't it have been,
like, 3 months ago?
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Uh... no. No, it's today.
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Cake does not lie, you know?
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Unless it's your birthday cake.
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That baby's seen 29 candles
more than once, am I right?
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Ha ha ha! I think I am.
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No, no. I remember exactly
when you started at I.P.S.
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Because that's when
we started dating-
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summer of '95.
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Remember, you didn't shower much
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'cause you said you were grunge?
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Today, 3 months ago. - what's
the difference, really?
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There's a big
difference, Doug, ok?
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A lot of pension and
benefits stuff kicks in
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at the 10-year Mark,
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which means I.P.S.
Is 3 months behind.
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I'm gonna leave a
message for accounting.
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Uh, you know, that's ok. I'll
just-I'll take care of it tomorrow.
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Nah. You'll never do it.
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Let me tell you a story.
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Come on, I thought it was
a really good movie.
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You know what? I think
it should've been called
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waiting to exhale into my hand.
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Pffffft!
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I love when you do that.
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I had a really great
time tonight.
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Me, too.
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So, uh...
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What now?
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So, now you go home.
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Oh, come on, we've been going out
for, like, 2 months, Carrie.
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My whole body's blue.
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I gotta get up early
for work tomorrow.
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Just call in sick. Tell
them you came down
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with a bad case of
Doug-onucleosis.
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Good night, Doug.
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Mmm.
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Come on!
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Good night, Doug.
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Ok...
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Hey, guys, before I sit
down, you should both know
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I haven't seen last night's
Melrose place yet,
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so if anyone says anything,
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I will officially freak.
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Ah, Doug, I hate to
bring it up now,
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but your tab, it's
running kind of high.
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I can't pay a tab if I don't
have a job, Einstein.
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Well, we're hiring
down in the subway.
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Thanks, but I'm
holding out for a job
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that doesn't involve
walking through urine.
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Oh, LA-di-da.
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So, how are things going
with the new lady?
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Oh, Carrie? Great. She's so sweet.
Great sense of humor.
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When I make my
belly button talk,
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she really gets it.
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And how is everything in...
Horizontal town?
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Oh, come on. I don't like to talk
about that kind of stuff, all right?
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Oh, come on. I need something
to keep my mind off Melrose.
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All right, well, let's just say-
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not to get too graphic-
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but I've gotten more
off of you two.
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Ha ha ha! Whoa! Man!
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And you guys have been going out
for, like, 2 months, right?
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It's a little rough, but
Carrie wants to wait.
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And I respect the fact that
Carrie's a good girl, you know?
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What was that?
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What?
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What's going on here?
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Well, word on the street
is that waiting...
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Isn't Carrie's thing.
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You watch your mouth. I swear to
God, I'll cut you 8 different ways.
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It's true! Yeah?
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Who's she been with?
Give me one name.
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Sal derobertis.
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Sal? I thought it was
his brother Johnny.
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Sal and Johnny. He only
asked for one name.
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You guys don't know what you're
talking about, all right?
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She's a good girl, and she
wants to wait, and that's it!
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Ok. It is "ok." Yeah.
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And you know what else?
Here's a Melrose update-
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yeah, Allison got Amanda's job
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and slept with Billy
in her office.
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Yeah!
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Uh... ow!
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What are you doing?
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I'm sorry. You looked
uncomfortable,
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so I thought, uh...
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You thought I'd be more
comfortable without a bra?
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I know I am.
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Come on.
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Doug, come on. Look, I told you,
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I'm just not ready yet, ok?
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I'm sorry. That's
just the way I am.
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Yeah, that's the book on you.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. It's just...
I don't know.
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I just heard that bra used
to come off a little easier.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
Like, bing!
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Are you calling me a-a slut?
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Not me. Spence and Danny.
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Like they know me.
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They know the
derobertis brothers
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and apparently, so do you.
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You know what? That's really
none of your business.
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Oh, come-it is my
business, Carrie.
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If you won't sleep
with me, you know,
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but you'll sleep with half
the derobertis-is-is.
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Maybe that's because
they were smart enough
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to figure out after an hour
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that my bra opens in the front!
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Ok, you wear a bra that opens in the
front, but you're not a slut. Right.
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You know what?
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You better back off
the slut thing,
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or you're gonna find yourself
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in the trunk of gino
derobertis' car.
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Gino? You slept with
the Uncle also?!
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They're a nice family, ok?
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Carrie, what the
hell's goin' on here?!
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All right, maybe I hooked up
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with a lot more guys than
I should've, all right?
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I don't know why I did it.
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Maybe it's 'cause my mom
died, and my dad's crazy.
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I had a separate
entrance to the house.
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I don't know!
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The point is,
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I don't want to be
like that anymore, ok?
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I want to be in a grown-up
relationship with one guy,
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and I think I want
that guy to be you.
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Let me be your grown-up.
Come on, let's go.
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No, Doug! Come on!
I just told you,
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I wanna be in a grown-up relationship.
You're not a grown-up.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, you don't. - you
don't have any plans,
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you don't have any goals.
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I got plans. I got
lots of goals.
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Oh, ok. You don't
even have a job.
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Y- yes, I do.
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What?
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I was gonna surprise you...
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Tomorrow, after my first day.
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I can't believe that's
what this is all about!
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Wait.
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Are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious.
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Carrie, before I met you, I-
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I just liked hanging
out at a pizza place,
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but now...
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I want more.
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More for myself...
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More for you...
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More for us.
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Wait, so... What's the job?
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Shh. Ok.
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Mmm...
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Mmm.
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Morning. Morning.
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Whatcha thinkin'?
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I'm thinking if I hadn't downed
all those zimas last night,
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I'd stay in bed
with you forever.
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hon?
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Yeah. Um...
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Aren't you gonna be late, too?
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Late for what?
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For work!
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Oh, that's right. Work, work.
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My new work!
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Oh, yeah.
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Ok, so, now that our
hormones aren't raging,
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tell me. Tell you what?
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What your new job is.
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I never told you?! No.
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Oh, that is hilarious!
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Now, I gotta be honest with you,
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I have been fantasizing
architect,
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'cause I've always had a crush on Mr.
Brady,
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but I'm realistic, so-tell me.
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Well, it's a good job. It's, uh,
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right down there in
the, uh, job district.
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Job district. Just tell me.
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I will tell you if you let
me get a word in edgewise.
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Oh, my God. You didn't
make up some fake job
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just so that I would
sleep with you, did you?
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Did-what-did I-make up-Carr-
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wow, my head is spinning. Whoa.
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You did, didn't you?! No!
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All right, so, then just
tell me where you work!
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Oh, you wanna take that tone,
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you just lost the right
to know where I work, ok?
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What are you doing?
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What am I doing? I'm
getting ready for my...
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"Fake job"...
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That I "made up"!
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Ok?
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Just give me a company name!
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Oh, you want a name? It's a small business.
Maybe you've heard of it?
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It's called shutty industries!
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She ever ask the derobertis
boys if they have jobs?
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00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:04,936
No. But I gotta have a job
'cause I'm not a derobertis.
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Derobertis.
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It's a cool name.
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Doug derobertis.
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Oh, my God. She's following me.
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Oh, this chick has trust issues.
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Ok, job, job, job.
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Gotta find a job.
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That wouldn't end well.
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Yeah.
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Damn it!
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00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:07,665
Hey, I, uh, hate to bother you,
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00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,135
but can I, uh, borrow a uniform?
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Do I know you?
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00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,922
No. Anyway...
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Extra uniform, can I have one?
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00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,359
No.
228
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,444
Please, you have to, man. My
girlfriend's following me, ok?
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00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,379
And if I don't convince her that
I work here, I'm dead. Please!
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I'm not giving my uniform
to a total stranger.
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I'll give you some gum.
You want some gum?
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00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,370
No, I don't want any gum.
233
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,272
Well, how about this?
I got a coupon.
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"Buy a whopper, get the
second whopper free."
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Second whopper free!
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00:11:33,876 --> 00:11:36,077
Look, man, you're weird,
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and I don't like you.
238
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:41,316
So, why don't you take your
coupon and your funky-ass gum
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and get on out of here?
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00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:04,672
Carrie. What are you doin' here?
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I followed you.
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00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:08,610
So, do you actually work here?
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00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:09,795
No, I just walked
in this building
244
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,764
and put on some guy's shirt.
245
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,000
Hey! What the hell
are you doin'?
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00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,935
I know, guy. I'm sorry. Uh,
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just gettin' dressed
here, and, uh,
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I know we're supposed
to go out there
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and make those deliveries
and stuff, right?
250
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,547
All right, what the
hell is going on here?
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Does he work here or not?
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00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,834
Just tell me, because
if he doesn't,
253
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I'm gonna twist his
nipples so hard
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that they pop off
like bottle caps!
255
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,177
Y- yeah-yeah, he works here.
256
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,097
There you go. You wanna
drag in other witnesses,
257
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,431
or do you believe me now?
258
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,533
No, I believe you.
I'm sorry, but...
259
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,301
Why couldn't you just
tell me this before?
260
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:51,486
I like to keep things hot.
261
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,038
That's how I play it if
you gonna ride with me,
262
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,039
you know what I'm sayin'?
263
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,240
All right, all right. Yes.
264
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,775
All right. I gotta go
to orientation now.
265
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,010
All right. All right? All right.
266
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:07,969
I can't believe we didn't
think of carpooling before.
267
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,638
I mean, I.P.S. Is right
on my way to work,
268
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,774
and then I just pick
you up on my way home.
269
00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:16,061
Yeah.
270
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,197
And it gives us another
half-hour together,
271
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:23,018
just you, me, and imus.
272
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:24,686
Where do I turn, baby?
273
00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:26,655
Uh, I, um...
274
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,007
You don't know? You been
goin' there every day.
275
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,059
But I-i don't have my bearings
when I'm not driving, ok?
276
00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,761
I mean, your left
is my right, and-
277
00:13:32,829 --> 00:13:34,362
oh, we're here.
278
00:14:04,661 --> 00:14:06,862
Hey, how's it goin'?
279
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,998
Hey...
280
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,499
Aren't you the guy
who wore my shirt
281
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:13,702
and gave me those
expired coupons?
282
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,570
Yeah, yeah. Hey, listen,
283
00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:18,040
is there a multiplex around
here or a batting cage?
284
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,542
'Cause I gotta kill
about 8 hours.
285
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,243
What's your story, man?
286
00:14:22,311 --> 00:14:24,997
I started dating this new girl.
Carrie. You met her.
287
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,582
Oh, the scary chick,
lots of mascara?
288
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:28,350
Yeah. She's great, she's great.
289
00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,552
Anyway, I told her I had a
job so she'd sleep with me,
290
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,986
so I've been pretending
to go to work every day,
291
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:33,589
but suddenly she wants to
carpool, so it's, like,
292
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,890
I actually have to come
here now, you know?
293
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,593
Sounds like you kids
are gonna make it.
294
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,028
And toss me that box
over there, would you?
295
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,915
Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
296
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:43,933
This girlfriend of yours,
297
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,401
isn't she wondering why
you don't get paid?
298
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,268
Oh, she thinks I do.
299
00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:49,154
I actually borrowed a few
thousand dollars from my mom,
300
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:52,874
told her Carrie needed
a kidney transplant.
301
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:53,975
It's actually a
pretty good lie, too,
302
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,977
'cause she pees a lot, you know?
303
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,232
Hey, you know what, I
never got your name.
304
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,867
Uh, Deacon. Deacon Palmer.
305
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,352
Oh. Doug Heffernan.
306
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,923
It's funny, I've never had
a black friend before.
307
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,876
You don't have one now.
308
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,711
Palmer. Uh, yes, sir?
309
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,771
That, uh, Mr. David's
boutique on hillside,
310
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:16,765
they never got their
shipment yesterday.
311
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,133
Now him and his life partner
312
00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:20,002
are threatening to
scratch my eyes out.
313
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,386
Right. Well, see, what happened,
314
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,105
I was gonna make the
delivery, and I-I got-
315
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,557
that was, uh, my,
uh, screwup, sir.
316
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,492
Yours? Who are you?
317
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,845
I'm-I'm Doug Heffernan. I'm, uh,
318
00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:31,279
the new driver.
319
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,649
Oh, yeah. Right, right.
320
00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:35,049
Yeah, uh, I-
321
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:37,369
I told Deacon I would make those
deliveries, but then I, uh-
322
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,504
I got a phone call
from the hospital.
323
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:43,608
My Uncle needed a
kidney transplant.
324
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,410
Well, where's your uniform?
325
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,229
I- I gave it to my Uncle.
326
00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:50,599
Gift shop was closed.
327
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,384
Well, get another one.
328
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,552
And make that delivery, Palmer.
329
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,820
Yes, sir.
330
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,824
Thanks a lot, man. That
was-that was nice.
331
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,258
No problem.
332
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,843
You, uh-
333
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:04,646
you really like to work that kidney
transplant thing, don't you?
334
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,683
It's your Cadillac of
personal emergencies.
335
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,877
Hey, you're reading now.
336
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,879
What happened to
the silly putty?
337
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,981
Eh, lookin' for a job.
338
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,182
Oh, yeah?
339
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,233
Yeah, just something temporary
340
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:28,469
till I get the financing
lined up for my brewery.
341
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:32,774
Let me throw something crazy
out there at ya, brother.
342
00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:34,576
Instead of just hanging
around here every day,
343
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:36,412
why don't you
actually work here?
344
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,180
Mmm. You know what it is?
345
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,716
I'm a creative bird. I
need to flap my wings.
346
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:50,492
Hey!
347
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,527
Carrie. Wh-what are
you doing here?
348
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,330
Special delivery of hot lovin'.
349
00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:59,117
That means kiss me. Oh. Ok.
350
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,519
Uh, aren't you missing work?
351
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,539
Nah. They're doin' some stupid C.P.R.
Training.
352
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,773
Yawn.
353
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,942
Anyway, I wanted
to surprise my man
354
00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,678
with a little Carrie
and a little Debbie.
355
00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:11,396
That's great. Well, thank you so much.
I gotta get goin', ok?
356
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,064
Hey, Heffernan, uh,
357
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,883
there's 2 pallets on a forklift
358
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,135
that should've been
loaded an hour ago, huh?
359
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:21,790
So get on it.
360
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:26,244
Does that mean I get to see
you work the forklift?
361
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,247
I think it does.
362
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,050
Yay!
363
00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:42,126
You might wanna stand back.
364
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,762
Right, right. Ahem.
365
00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:02,097
This one, she's, uh-
she's, uh, finicky.
366
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,965
You gotta go back before
you get her goin'.
367
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,751
Everybody complains about it.
368
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,934
We had to open that
and look at it.
369
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,235
You gotta check out the
contents sometimes.
370
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,287
This happens.
371
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,110
In my office, now!
372
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,217
Wonder what this is about.
373
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,457
I got about 250 smashed-up
boxes out there.
374
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,191
What the hell happened?
375
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:24,095
I'm not really sure, sir. See, I'm
still pretty broken up about my Uncle.
376
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,097
The kidney's not taking.
377
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,251
Well, first you mess up the
dress delivery, and now this.
378
00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:31,553
I'm sorry. I gotta let
you go, Heffernan.
379
00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:33,364
Sir, you can't do that.
Oh, yes, I can.
380
00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:35,107
You can't, sir. I-I
don't work here.
381
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,266
What are you talking about?
382
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,359
You were at the company picnic.
383
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,429
We won the 3-legged
race together.
384
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,898
I- I don't work here. I
lied to my girlfriend.
385
00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:44,233
I told her this is
where I worked,
386
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,400
so for the last couple months,
387
00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:47,069
I've just been showing
up and hanging out.
388
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,355
Oh, for crying out loud.
389
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,625
Look, but if she.
- If she knows I been lying to her,
390
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,226
she's gonna kill me, so I-
391
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,061
I guess what I'm saying is I-
392
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,397
I'd like to apply for a job.
393
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:05,520
You understand, you're not
asking at the best time?
394
00:20:05,588 --> 00:20:07,705
I do understand that, sir, but
let me tell you something,
395
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,873
if you give me another
chance, I'll show you,
396
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,409
I'm the best damn driver
you've ever seen.
397
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,810
Well...
398
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,812
I'm gonna be totally fried
if corporate finds out
399
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,282
I let a civilian
operate a forklift.
400
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,217
And we are defending
3-legged champs.
401
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,718
True.
402
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,406
So, what do you say?
Can I have a job?
403
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,975
Well-
404
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:30,745
well, since I fired you, I
guess there's a slot open.
405
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,998
All right, you start on Monday.
406
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,933
All right, thanks, sir.
407
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,710
Wanna see my truck?
408
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,778
Yeah.
409
00:20:56,639 --> 00:21:00,909
Coming up, an all-new
Melrose place.
410
00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:04,980
I'm either taking a bath
or watching Melrose,
411
00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,816
or both! Leave a message.
412
00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,885
Hey, man, it's Doug. Just
wanted to let you know
413
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:12,487
you left your jacket
at my house, and, uh,
414
00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:14,222
oh, yeah, Kimberly isn't dead.
415
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:16,692
She's alive! She's alive!
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