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It's coming, it's coming.
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Hey. Watson fight start yet?
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Nah, they did this lame story
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about how he was raised
by deaf parents.
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Damn it, that's the one
thing I wanted to see.
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All right, well, next week,
we'e doing it at our place,
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'cause Spence and I will
breakin' in our brand-new
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plasma TV.
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You guys are getting a plasma?
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Still not sure I wanna do this.
Do what?
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Danny found a ski resort upstate
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that just opened up time-shares.
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Yeah, yeah, and you go up
there for a free weekend,
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and all you do is listen
to their sales pitch,
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and you get a plasma TV.
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Okay, but wait. There's a catch.
All right?
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It's for couples only...
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so we have to convince
them that we're together.
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I'm not seeing the catch.
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Oh!
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You know, just 'cause a
couple of middle-aged guys
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share an apartment and a car,
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everyone assumes we're lovers.
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I think this is a great idea.
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Well, no offense,
hoss, but I believe
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I can do a lot better than you.
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Ha-ha. That's very funny.
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No, I'm taking Carrie.
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And- And by the way, if you
ever ordered off this menu,
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you'd buy the restaurant.
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Anyway, Carrie's never
gonna let you do this.
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Why not? 'Cause of the way
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you'll buy anything
from anybody.
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Isn't she mad about
that stuff you bought
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off that shopping network?
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Hey, those dolls were personally
endorsed by Marie Osmond
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and will only increase in value.
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Oh, God. It's so
beautiful up here.
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And it was really sweet of you
to surprise me with this trip.
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Oh, come on. You work hard.
You deserve it.
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So, what're we
gonna do up there?
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Oh, first we're gonna-
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We're gonna take
some ski lessons.
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Then we'll soak in
a nice Jacuzzi,
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maybe have a nice dinner,
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take in a relaxing sales pitch.
It's gonna be great.
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What?
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It's gonna be great.
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What sales pitch?
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Oh, the- The whole
weekend's free.
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All we have to do
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is just listen to a
little four-hour chat
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on their time-share properties.
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I heard it's fun.
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Time-share? Doug, why didn't
you tell me about this before?
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Uh, because you would've
said it's stupid,
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and I figured you wouldn't twist
my nipples on a curvy road.
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Doug, you don't understand.
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These time-share people,
they don't stop
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until they sell you something.
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They- They prey on the
weak and gullible,
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i. e. you.
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I admit, I- in the past,
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I may have made some
purchases that were...
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questionable.
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Yeah. You got talked into buying
a home coleslaw-making system.
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Hey, before the
motor burned out,
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Mr. Slaw provided us with the
best two weeks of our lives.
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Look, I won't buy
anything, okay?
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I- I won't even talk to anybody.
We'll have a great weekend.
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Come on. Okay. All right.
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I did wanna learn how to ski,
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and the Jacuzzi does sound nice.
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About the Jacuzzi.
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I'm not saying they
don't have one,
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but I did make that up.
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Hi. Uh, Spence Olchin,
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and this is my partner
Danny Heffernan.
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Welcome to Pine Summit.
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Yep. Just a couple of queens
out hitting the slopes.
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Well, here you go.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Wow. This place is nice, huh?
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Yeah. I coulda done without
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the, uh, deer hoof door handles.
Ahem.
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Come on, show me some love.
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No, it's nice, it's nice.
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But, listen, don't
get too cocky, okay?
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You see these people in
the red vests over here?
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Those are the salespeople.
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They're the bad guys. I know.
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Okay. No matter what you do,
you don't go with them.
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Okay? If they say, "Mommy's sick
and she's in the hospital,"
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you do not go with them, okay?
Right.
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Okay. Now shake it
up a little bit.
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Hey, curly hair. Hey, vestie.
Stop.
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Hey, vestie. Stop!
You're annoying me.
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All right. Okay.
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Hey, they got hot
cocoa over there.
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Check us in. I'll see
you in the room.
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Hey. Hey.
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You here to look at
the time-shares?
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Oh, yes. My husband and
I are very interested
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in finding a second home
we can fight in. Oh.
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You? Oh, um...
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We just came here for
the free weekend.
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So did we.
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I just gotta keep
my husband away
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from the salespeople.
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Hey. I heard that.
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Anyway, I'm Anna. This
is my husband Steve.
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Hi. Carrie. My husband is...
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Wow. That is affordable.
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Yeah. I like that.
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Thank you. Come here.
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Come here. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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All right, now it's your turn.
Come on, baby.
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I don't wanna fall again.
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You're not gonna fall.
I believe in you.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Oh, God.
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Snowplow. Snowplow! Okay. Okay.
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Oh, my God!
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I told you to snowplow.
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Well, there's something
wrong with my skis.
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Yeah... the skis.
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All right, come on.
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Help me. Just help me up.
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All right. Ungh!
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Okay. I'm done. What?
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Yeah. I mean, this was a
very nice thing, honey,
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but skiing is just not my thing.
Let's just go home.
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But we gotta stay the whole weekend.
What? Why?
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I'll tell- I'll tell you why.
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Because we got those
dinner reservations
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with our new best
friends tonight:
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Stu and Amy.
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Steve and Anna. Whatever.
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Look, I- I promised
you a great weekend,
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and I'm gonna deliver, okay?
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Why don't we just take your
skis back to the rental place,
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and we'll, uh... we'll
trade 'em in for a, ahem,
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a Flying Saucer, 'cause
that spells F-U-N.
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You're gonna have a good time this weekend.
You really are.
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Here you go.
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Gave you extra sweet potatoes
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'cause you said you like 'em.
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Oh. Hey, uh, you know
what else I'd like?
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To know what time you
get off of work.
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Yeah, I bet you would.
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What are you doing? What?
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Hitting on a waitress?
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You're gonna blow our cover and
we're not gonna get the TV.
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Also, that was very
disrespectful to me.
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Fine.
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By the way, if she's
a natural blond,
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I am the Queen of Sheba.
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So they told me that
I was the first one
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to ever drive a Flying
Saucer into the gift shop.
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You know, on our first
date back in college,
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Steve insisted on taking
me roller-skating,
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even though I said
I didn't know how.
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Eight beers and 43 stitches
later, here we are.
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We would've met in college too,
if our six weeks overlapped.
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Hey, guys. Hey. Hi.
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I wanna remind you
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there's a buffet tomorrow,
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followed by a tour of the units,
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- the mandatory
sales presentation.
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Well, if my bruised
ass has a vote,
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we might be headed home early.
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Well, you do understand
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that if you leave before
the presentation,
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you forfeit the free gift.
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What free gift?
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Oh. There's a free gift? This-
This just keeps gettin' better.
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This is unbelievable.
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The- The plasma TV. We spoke
about it on the phone.
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Uh... no, don't think we did.
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Well, you remember. I said
you could either have
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the TV or the diamond
tennis bracelet.
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Oh, my God. This
is all news to me.
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Mm-hmm. This is, um-
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Could you get our waiter?
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I hear they got a
frozen Turtle pie
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that is unbeatable here.
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It's unbelievable.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I shoulda told you
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everything from the beginning,
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but, you know, we can still
make this a great weekend.
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You are such a lying
sack of crap.
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Or we could just get
through the weekend.
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"Oh, my baby works hard.
She deserves this. "
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You do work hard.
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I- I mean, I'm guessing. I-
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This whole trip, lie
after lie after lie.
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And for what? For
some stupid TV?
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Stupid? Stupid? It's
not stupid, Carrie.
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It's plasma. Plasma. Do you
know what plasma means?
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It means it's alive!
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All I know is, you have
a great TV at home.
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Oh... I'm sorry. That's not even
computing in the brain here,
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'cause it's not great!
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It is great, and
do you know why?
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Because I saved and
sacrificed for that T-
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I worked overtime. That
TV was paid with my love.
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Yeah? Well, when I watch it,
I feel nothing but hate.
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Look at this. They have
time-shares in the Caribbean.
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That's where you
should've taken me,
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if you weren't such
a selfish idiot.
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I mean, look at this.
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That should be me
riding on that horse.
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You couldn't even balance
on two flat pieces of wood.
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You wanna try your
luck on a wild animal?
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W- what are you doing?
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Pack your gigantic bathing suit,
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because we are going to
Vista del Sol. What?
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Yeah. Maybe we'll own a
time-share there too.
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You know what? The
salesman was right.
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If we had a time-share
here, that would force you
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to take me somewhere nice
at least once a year.
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The salesman was right-?
Carrie, listen to yourself.
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What? You said it,
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they're gonna prey
on the weaker one.
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We thought I was the
weaker one, but no,
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it's you!
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So you got hit with a snowball.
Big deal.
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Big deal? You know why
this happened, don't you?
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Uh, somebody saw
your big fat head
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and decided to hit
it with a snowball?
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No. Uh, somebody saw
my big fat gay head
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and decided to
commit a hate crime.
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Oh, come on.
252
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:30,281
Don't be naive. Did you see
the looks of disgust we got
253
00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,651
when we were sharing
that toboggan?
254
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,669
All right, fine. Whatever.
All right?
255
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,805
Point is, if us getting
that free plasma TV
256
00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:38,206
means you gotta get gay-bashed,
257
00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:40,742
then you gotta get a little
gay-bashed, my friend.
258
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,033
All we gotta do is get
through the next six hours,
259
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,201
and you get your stupid TV.
260
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,136
I wanna tell you how
much I love you for-
261
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,604
Just shut up. Yeah, right.
262
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,607
I can't believe you.
263
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:57,608
I'm sorry.
264
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:58,760
What's going on?
265
00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,228
Ugh! I went out to
buy a ChapStick.
266
00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:02,997
By the time I got back,
he was almost in escrow.
267
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,700
I swear, these people
are the devil.
268
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,669
I know. I almost had a close
call myself last night.
269
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,671
Well, I am sending Steve
out to the slopes
270
00:13:10,672 --> 00:13:12,373
until we have to go
on the sales tour.
271
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,858
Good idea. Take him with you.
272
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,110
What do you think, Doug?
273
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,062
Ready to get off
the bunny slopes?
274
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,013
I am pretty much the
only one on that hill
275
00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:20,815
with body hair, so...
276
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:23,585
Maybe it's time to move up.
277
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,822
So Doug's been driving a
truck for about nine years.
278
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:30,541
I thought it was just a stepping
stone to something else,
279
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,477
but turns out that's, uh...
that's it.
280
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,782
Yeah. Well, these guys are
full of surprises. Mm.
281
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,551
You know, Steve
and I met online,
282
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,169
and nowhere in his profile
283
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:44,005
did it mention his snoring or his clarinet.
Heh-heh-heh!
284
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,474
I thought you said you
guys met in college.
285
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:48,393
What? No.
286
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,361
Yeah, you told me the whole
roller-skating story
287
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,646
last night at dinner.
288
00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:53,147
I did? Wow. Heh.
289
00:13:53,148 --> 00:13:55,583
I guess a... couple of glasses
of wine at this altitude,
290
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,852
I'm liable to say anything.
Ha-ha-ha!
291
00:13:57,853 --> 00:13:58,920
Ha-ha-ha!
292
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,389
I'm gonna, uh, rustle
us up some more coffee.
293
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,135
Oh, my gosh.
294
00:14:14,136 --> 00:14:16,137
She's one of them.
295
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:19,773
Doug.
296
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:26,598
I gotta tell you, this
is some view, huh?
297
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,934
Pretty sweet.
298
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,753
You know what it is, Doug?
299
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:34,005
I mean, Anna's great,
300
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,173
but the way I see it,
301
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,777
the big decisions are
better left to the man.
302
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,612
Absolutely.
303
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,516
Whoa. Why did we stop?
304
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,502
Oh, that happens all the time.
305
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:50,371
Yeah, well, I- I hope
it picks up again soon,
306
00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:52,457
'cause it's cold up here.
Heh-heh!
307
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,111
Soup?
308
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,747
You brought your own soup? Sure.
309
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,815
Why did I let Carrie
talk me out of
310
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,550
filling my wine
pouch with chili?
311
00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,789
Mmm.
312
00:15:08,924 --> 00:15:11,092
Can you hold that? Yeah.
313
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:13,895
Hello.
314
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,647
He's one of them.
315
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,932
What? Steve, he's a salesman.
316
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,939
Carrie?
317
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,291
Hey. Yeah, uh, Danny Heffernan?
318
00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:46,160
I wanted to sign up for
the 3:30 tour today.
319
00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:47,962
No, no problem. Oh, hi.
320
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:50,265
Are you the
Olchin-Heffernan party?
321
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,300
Heffernan-Olchin, but yeah. Ah.
322
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:53,617
You know, I heard
about the incident
323
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:55,470
with your friend
and the snowball.
324
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:56,838
Oh. Well, that. Yeah. Forget it.
325
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,306
He tends to get a
little dramatic,
326
00:15:58,307 --> 00:15:59,774
if you know what I mean. Yeah.
327
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:01,909
Heh-heh! You know, in
light of this incident,
328
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,529
maybe Pine Summit isn't
the right place for you.
329
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,447
What do you mean?
330
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,982
Well, this is more
of a family resort.
331
00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:10,101
So? Well, I'm just saying,
332
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,837
we have a couple of properties
in Provincetown and Key West,
333
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,339
where you people are more
free to be yourselves.
334
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:19,177
"You people"? What is
that supposed to mean?
335
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,811
Sir, please don't
take a tone with me.
336
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,832
I'm trying to resolve
the situation.
337
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,801
We can resolve it by you
giving me and my boyfriend
338
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,670
our TV.
339
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,589
I'm afraid that's
not gonna happen.
340
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,974
Oh, it's gonna happen.
341
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,325
Oh, actually, I just realized
342
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,194
according to the terms
of your contract,
343
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,096
the offer for the
weekend clearly states
344
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,831
it's "for married couples only. "
345
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:41,832
Is that so?
346
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:42,833
Yes, it is, sir.
347
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,953
Well, we'll see about that.
348
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,638
Hey, man. Come on, let's go.
349
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,374
Hey, not so rough.
350
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,557
You've been awfully
quiet there, Doug.
351
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:25,026
Well, you know, soup. It, uh...
352
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,094
makes me think about stuff.
353
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,464
Well, let it out, man.
354
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:32,834
'Cause up here, you can
scream as loud as you want,
355
00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:34,569
and no one's gonna hear you.
356
00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:38,289
I know who you are!
357
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:43,244
Yeah. I'm the guy who's gonna
give you the deal of a lifetime.
358
00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:44,645
Just stay away from me!
359
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,046
Come on, Doug.
360
00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:48,166
Just tell me what
it's gonna take.
361
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,466
Leave me alone.
362
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,037
Whoa.
363
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,138
Come on, Doug.
364
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,640
Just tell me what
it's gonna take
365
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,275
to put you in a deluxe
townhome, cable-ready.
366
00:17:58,276 --> 00:17:59,677
Get away from me!
367
00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,578
I'll gas it up for you!
368
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,559
I got a two-bedroom
with your name on it.
369
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,794
No!
370
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,148
Come on, come- Ungh!
371
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,593
I'm okay. I'm fine.
372
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,363
[WIND WHISTLING
373
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,964
Come on, Doug.
374
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,983
Take my hand.
375
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,518
We both know how
this is gonna end.
376
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,239
Come on.
377
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,797
I don't know why I'm
looking at this
378
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,733
after the way you and
Steve lied to us.
379
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,301
I know, and to
make it up to you,
380
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:35,072
I'm gonna write down a price
that no one else is getting.
381
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:39,243
And I just want you to know
I'm taking a loss on this.
382
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,011
Wow. That really is affordable.
383
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,728
Picture's not that great.
384
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,730
I'm not sure I'd marry
a dude for this.
385
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,801
Well, I guess we
know that Skvidzski
386
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,536
doesn't make a good product.
387
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,389
By the way, those
annulment papers
388
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,891
have been on our
counter for a week.
389
00:20:10,892 --> 00:20:13,060
You gonna fill
those out or what?
390
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:15,863
Yeah, I'll get to it, okay?
391
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:18,532
You know, not everything has
to be done on your schedule.
392
00:20:23,238 --> 00:20:25,039
Do you have... dental coverage?
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