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Carrie?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Just checking my e-mail.
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What is this?
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Oh!
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Yeah, someone sent that to me,
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so I forwarded it to you.
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"Bumper stickers
we'd like to see. "
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Yeah. They're funny.
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Really? Yeah, look.
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"Honk if you love
peace and quiet. "
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All right, all right.
Look it, I love-
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Okay, I love this one.
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"Plan to be spontaneous
tomorrow. "
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Who are you?
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What? What's your problem?
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My problem is you
think they're funny,
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and I'm married to you.
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All right, so our sense
of humors are different.
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No, they're not- They're
not different, okay.
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Th- This is disturbing.
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Like your sense of
humor's so great?
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How 'bout the singing
bass you had on the wall
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you thought was so funny?
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Okay... It's a fish.
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You walk by it, it comes to life
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and sings "Take Me to the River. "
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Yeah. Not funny.
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Okay, Billy Bass is not funny.
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No, no. Oh, no, no. Oh.
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Oh, where are you going?
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I don't know! I'll call you.
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All right, hon.
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I'm on my way to Lowe's.
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What for?
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Remember we had a
45-minute conversation
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about me redoing my office?
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No, but why would you lie?
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Anyway, if you want any
input on how it looks,
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you have to come with me.
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Carrie, come on,
it's a home office.
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It's where bills are paid
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and our financial
future is planned.
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Doesn't concern me.
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Besides, I'm, uh, meeting Deacon
at this new place for lunch.
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Could be an all-day thing.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Am I gonna be able
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to fit all that
stuff in the Jeep?
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I doubt it. Especially
'cause I got
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a pallet of cinder
blocks in there already.
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Why? Uh...
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Building my own meat smoker?
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Childhood dream?
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Learn me!
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Hey, guys. We're back.
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Oh!
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Wait a minute, Holly has a van.
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Why don't you ask her
to help you out?
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I don't know.
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That's a pretty
big favor to ask,
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and I haven't really been
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"can I borrow your
van" nice to her.
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I've barely been "can I
borrow your pen" nice.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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So, Dad, what's on
the tap for today?
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Nothing special, so turn off
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the interrogation
light, inspector!
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What about you, Hol?
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W- Why?
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Oh, ju- Nothing.
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I was just on my way to Lowe's,
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and I thought you'd come along.
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Me?
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Yeah!
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Actually, I'm gonna see
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my great-grandmother
at the nursing home.
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Your great-grandmother?
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Just tell her you went.
She won't remember.
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I mean, sometimes when
I don't wanna cook,
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I tell my dad he already ate.
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Yeah, I don't know...
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The thing is, Hol, is, um...
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I'd love for you to come
with me because I, uh...
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I really love your taste.
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Really? Yeah!
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And the thing is,
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I really need you to
save me from myself,
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because if I shop alone,
I am a sucker for ugly.
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I mean, look at this, I mean-
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I was gonna say... Oh, yeah.
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I didn't wanna... Oh, yeah.
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Great. Great. Okay, well,
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You know what? We
can take my van.
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Oh! That's right.
You have a van.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, I mean, your car, my car,
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as long as I got you with me.
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Okay! Okay!
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So how long do we have
the place to ourselves?
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Kids'll be back at
6, but I have to say
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I'm having second thoughts
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about this whole casino party.
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Well, how else can
we make some money?
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Well, maybe we'll get
those jobs we applied for
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at the Skecher store.
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Hey, it ain't gonna
be enough to pay
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for the senior cruise
we wanna go on.
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That's right, the brochure
said seven widows
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for every able-bodied man.
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Just like shootin'
fish in a barrel.
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Come on, what do you say?
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I'll go put the Ensure on ice.
Hey!
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Hey.
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I- I mean, you know,
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Kelly and I still
love each other,
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but when you got kids,
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your whole life becomes
about them and their needs.
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I mean, I'm not a
selfish guy, but...
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I gotta tell you,
there's some nights
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I just wanna drive away
and never come home.
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I'm not saying I'm
not happy, but-
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But what is happy?
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Like Snoop Dogg's happy.
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Why can't I be that kind
of happy in like a-
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A gangster pimp kinda
way or something?
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I don't know. It's just...
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Sometimes I think I
deserve more out of life.
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Yeah, it's tough all
over out there.
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Hey, where's our waitress?
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My- My, uh, wings are up.
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Relax. She'll get 'em.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You already got your salad.
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And by the way,
when did you start
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ordering dressing on the side?
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What's next for you?
You gettin' a purse?
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Oh, there she is.
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Hey.
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Uh, excuse me, miss?
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I'll be right with you, sir.
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She's getting coffee for them.
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They just sat down.
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Now she's taking out her pen.
I- I can't breathe.
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I can't breathe.
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I'm just gonna get 'em myself.
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It's okay. These are mine.
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I'm just gonna take 'em.
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Excuse me.
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I thought I said I'd be with you
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in just a second, sir.
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I was just tryin' to save
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some time here for you.
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Uh, you can get the
blue cheese, though,
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when you're ready. Okay, thanks.
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There you go.
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If you wanna order
something else, tell me,
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and I'll get it for you.
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Okay, sir?
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Right.
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What a beyotch.
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Did you say something? Hm?
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What'd you call me?
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I didn't- I didn't
call you anything.
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Oh, you didn't call me anything,
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'cause I thought I
heard "beyotch. "
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No, I was, uh,
tellin' my friend,
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he's, uh, had a
bee on his watch.
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It's gone now.
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I- I'm very allergic.
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So now you guys are
messin' with me?
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No, we're not- We're
not doin' anything.
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I mean, do you wanna go?
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What?
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I'll go right now.
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You just, you're sayin' you
wanna- You'd fight me?
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Any time.
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I'm not gonna- I'm
not gonna fight you.
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Yeah. I didn't think so.
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That, uh...
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Th-That was bone chilling.
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Okay, I got the wallpaper.
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Now on to rugs.
Come on, sweetie.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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The- That choice of
wallpaper, um...
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Gosh, I'm not feelin' it.
You're not?
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Well, I'm feelin'
it pretty good.
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Now, come on.
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Let's go, quick. Quick,
quick like a bunny.
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Come on. Stop pulling on it.
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No, no, no, no.
I- I'm just- I'm-
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Car, I mean, the wallpaper's
nice and everything.
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But you have to remember,
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I mean, that office
is pretty small.
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So?
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I'm thinkin' mirrors all around.
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And that would be really great
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if I was remodeling, let's
say, a dance studio,
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but, uh, I'm not.
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Carrie, Carrie.
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You brought me here to help.
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Yes.
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And you are helping.
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I mean, you are
pushin' that cart.
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That's huge. Mm, mm, mm, Carrie.
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But you wanted me along
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to help save you from yourself,
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which I think was what you said.
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So let's scoot that
back in there.
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Go ahead.
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Scoot it back in. There you go.
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Good, good, good.
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Sweetie, consider
yourself saved.
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Okay, let's get
some wood paneling.
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Double goose eggs again. Sorry, folks.
Try again.
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How's it goin' so far?
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We already have enough
for the cruise,
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plus a little left over
for matching bolo ties.
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Let's wrap it up.
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But if we go another half hour,
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we can have separate cabins.
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That way, if one of us
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is locking dentures
with a lovely,
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the other one doesn't have
to sleep in the hall.
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Look at Josephine.
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She's eating her
weight in Cheez-its,
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and hasn't played a nickel. Oh.
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She's loaded.
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Got hit by a bus five years ago.
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That's city money.
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Talk to her. I'll cover for you.
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Ah, Josephine, hope
you're enjoying
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our complimentary buffet.
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Oh, yes.
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And this cocktail is delicious.
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It's a pink lady.
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Oh. Rum and Pepto.
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Oh, I noticed you
haven't been using
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any of your chips.
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Oh, I'm not really very
much of a gambler.
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Ridiculous.
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Let's get you to a nice
spot near the wheel.
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Sorry, folks.
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Hello. Hello, Josephine.
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Yeah, all right. Here we go.
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What number would
you like to play?
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Oh, how 'bout 17?
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Seventeen it is.
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Put my bet there. No more bets.
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You know, I've always
been very lucky.
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I'm sure you have.
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Seventeen.
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Seventeen!
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Oh!
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Dude, that is so annoying.
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Why don't you just ask
for another soda?
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I like ice.
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You're scared of
her, aren't you?
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Scared of her? No.
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Look...
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I only backed down because
she's a woman, okay?
264
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,684
Believe me, if I want
another soda, I'll get it.
265
00:10:36,685 --> 00:10:38,487
I'll get it right now.
266
00:10:38,488 --> 00:10:40,522
Amigo. Can I get another one?
267
00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:41,823
Root beer?
268
00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:45,059
Is, uh- Is everything
okay here, gentlemen?
269
00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,661
Yeah, everything's fine.
270
00:10:46,662 --> 00:10:48,363
I just wanna get a
little more root beer.
271
00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:49,347
More root beer?
272
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,116
Didn't your waitress
offer you a refill?
273
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,584
'Cause at Slappy's, your
glasses are never empty.
274
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,203
That's a Slappy's guarantee.
275
00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:57,338
You know what? I don't
think she even saw me.
276
00:10:57,339 --> 00:10:59,091
It's fine, 'cause she
was on the phone.
277
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,642
She was making a
personal phone call
278
00:11:00,643 --> 00:11:02,010
while your glass was empty?
279
00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:03,979
I don't know that it
was personal or not.
280
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:05,430
It's not really a problem.
281
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,748
Ho, ho, ho. Sir, it's a problem.
282
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,116
Here at Slappy's,
it's a big problem.
283
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,853
I just want you guys to know
284
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,554
that your, uh, root
beer is on the way,
285
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,522
and, uh, because of
the inconvenience,
286
00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:33,625
your meal today is on Slappy's.
287
00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:36,344
Well, thank you.
288
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,815
Oh, and, uh, one other thing.
289
00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:42,450
I'm off right now,
290
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,353
so I'll be waiting outside
in the parking lot,
291
00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:47,822
where I'm gonna gut
you like a deer.
292
00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:09,511
Holly, I- I really
don't wanna get
293
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:11,329
the, uh, blue light bulbs.
294
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,930
Just think how
peaceful it's gonna be
295
00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,616
when you're paying your bills.
296
00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:16,401
Uh, yeah, it's just that
my checks are blue,
297
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,787
so basically they'll
just disappear.
298
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,155
Okay, let's pick out some paint.
299
00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:23,558
All right. Get ready,
'cause we're about to start
300
00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:24,726
takin' some chances.
301
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:26,711
Excuse me.
302
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,045
I'm redoing my kitchen,
303
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:29,214
and I can't seem to decide
304
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,549
on dune grass or taffy.
305
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,883
I'm sorry, man.
306
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,251
I'm really not in the mood.
307
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,202
I'm sorry.
308
00:12:34,203 --> 00:12:35,353
I just got divorced,
309
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,955
trying to get set in
my new apartment,
310
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:38,556
and I'm... lost.
311
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:40,458
Uh, hey.
312
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,459
If you really want
313
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,645
some professional
decorating tips,
314
00:12:43,646 --> 00:12:44,863
that's your girl.
315
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,547
Oh, please.
316
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,649
Listen, I-
317
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:49,634
I would really
appreciate your opinion.
318
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,901
Gosh, I'd love to help you,
319
00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:53,238
but I got my hands pretty
full with this one.
320
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,574
No problem.
321
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,574
Okay.
322
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,293
What are you doin'?
323
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,343
Go with that guy.
324
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:00,845
Well, I'm not done helping you.
325
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,963
Hey.
326
00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:05,399
Help yourself to that
hunk of man over there.
327
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,552
He was totally hitting on you.
328
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,519
Really? Are-
329
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,537
Are you kidding me?
330
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,640
"I would really appreciate
your opinion. "
331
00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:15,093
Practically asked you
to be his baby's mama.
332
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,896
I mean, he is pretty cute. Yeah.
333
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,347
Are you sure you'll be okay?
334
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,566
Please, I'll meet you
at the van in an hour.
335
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,633
Okey-doke. Okay.
336
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:23,651
All right.
337
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,355
Excuse me. Yes, ma'am.
338
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:28,589
Can I help you find something?
339
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,925
Um, no, it's just somebody
left all this stuff here.
340
00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:33,061
You might wanna put it back.
341
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,536
Okay.
342
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:44,623
What's the magic number
this time, Josephine?
343
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,292
You know, I think I'm going
to put my chips on 24.
344
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,211
That's the number of
the bus that hit me.
345
00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:53,798
Okay, here we go. Thank you.
346
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,982
Okay, okay, okay.
347
00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:56,518
No more bets. No more bets.
348
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:57,518
How's it going?
349
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:02,123
They put a tower on 24.
350
00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:05,927
If it doesn't come
up, we're okay.
351
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:09,897
Oh, boy.
352
00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:11,182
Twenty-four!
353
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,654
Oh.
354
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,390
I- I need to get home
for my insulin shot.
355
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,826
Can I cash these in
right now, please?
356
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,178
Certainly. One moment.
357
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,329
Let's all cash 'em in.
358
00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:26,814
So exciting.
359
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,750
They wanna cash out.
360
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:31,753
What have we got money wise?
361
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:34,389
Approximately nothing.
362
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,374
What are we supposed to do?
363
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,176
We must owe a thousand dollars.
364
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,078
I got a little cash in the car.
365
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,479
I'll go get it. Okay. Hurry.
366
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,354
Come on, bro. I gotta
pick my kids up.
367
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:09,140
I am still working
on this, okay?
368
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,724
You gotta make a move here.
369
00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,644
What- What do you
think I should do?
370
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,530
Well, listen, why don't
you just go out there,
371
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:17,297
get in her face and
say, "let's do this. "
372
00:15:17,298 --> 00:15:18,900
I bet she backs right down.
373
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,652
Yeah, but what if she
doesn't back down?
374
00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,103
Well, then, it's on.
375
00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:26,807
How do you think
that would play out?
376
00:15:26,808 --> 00:15:29,877
Well, you got her in weight.
377
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:30,878
That's true.
378
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:33,664
Yeah, and she is a waitress.
379
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,799
Yeah, I could use her
apron against her.
380
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,884
Yeah, yeah.
381
00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:38,035
Like a hockey fight.
382
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:39,286
Yeah, just pull
it over her head.
383
00:15:39,287 --> 00:15:41,088
But look, whatever I do,
I gotta do it fast,
384
00:15:41,089 --> 00:15:43,223
'cause I can only go full-bore
for about a minute.
385
00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:47,895
Then I gotta finish the
fight from a chair.
386
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:51,682
All right.
387
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,784
So... I guess I'm gonna do this.
388
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:57,388
You think I can take her?
389
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,832
Now, listen.
390
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,600
I love you...
391
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,736
and I believe in you.
392
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,772
If you can dream
it, you can do it.
393
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:25,632
But when I look in her eyes...
394
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:26,733
I see you dead.
395
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,818
Hey, Hol.
396
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:44,619
Hey, Carrie.
397
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,953
Oh, my gosh, you were right.
398
00:16:45,954 --> 00:16:47,822
Johnathan is really awesome,
399
00:16:47,823 --> 00:16:49,356
and a great kisser.
400
00:16:49,357 --> 00:16:51,358
Found that out in lawn care.
401
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:53,877
Way to go. All right. Yeah.
402
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:55,513
Well, uh, you go get
his phone number,
403
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,647
and pull the van around,
404
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,499
and I will load my
stuff up in the back.
405
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,718
Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about that.
406
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,236
What's up? Well,
Johnathan and I,
407
00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:03,871
we sort of looked
at some floor plans
408
00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:05,506
and got some materials. We're-
409
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,842
We're gonna build a futon.
410
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:08,776
Oh, way to go.
411
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,910
Yeah, yeah.
412
00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,429
So we're gonna take his stuff
413
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,064
to his house in my van.
414
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,183
Well, what about my stuff?
415
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:16,283
Well, I- I just don't think
416
00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:17,718
there's gonna be
room for it now.
417
00:17:17,719 --> 00:17:18,986
But you know, you can, um,
418
00:17:18,987 --> 00:17:20,003
call for another ride
419
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,371
or maybe have it delivered.
420
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:23,106
You're gonna ditch
your friend, Hol,
421
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:24,809
for some guy you just
rolled around with
422
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,744
in a bag of mulch?
423
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,980
You're right, you're right.
I'm being rude.
424
00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:31,249
I'm sorry. I'll take you.
425
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,800
All right. Okay, is
this your stuff?
426
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,034
Yeah, you don't need to-
427
00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:35,236
No, don't worry about it.
428
00:17:35,237 --> 00:17:37,137
Just drive the van around,
and we'll be fine.
429
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,740
What's all this? Where's-?
430
00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:41,959
Where's all the stuff that
I picked out for you?
431
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,095
Oh. Um, well, I just
replaced a few items,
432
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,265
but this is still
basically your vision.
433
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,250
Mm, no. No.
434
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:51,118
Nothing of mine is in here.
435
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,856
Huh.
436
00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:55,939
Wait.
437
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,041
You didn't want me for my taste.
438
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,076
You just wanted my van.
439
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,463
It's a big van, Holly.
440
00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:04,298
Fine. Fine.
441
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:06,800
Take the precious van.
I'll have John take me.
442
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,487
Hey, John. Hey, what's going on?
443
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,239
Let's go. We're
gonna use your car.
444
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,206
What?
445
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:14,625
You don't have your van?
446
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,961
'Cause there's no way I'm
fittin' this in my Geo.
447
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,011
What are you saying?
448
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,597
Hey, you be good.
449
00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:21,798
Oh, my God.
450
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,372
Listen, um, I know you're
hurting right now,
451
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,741
so I'm just gonna go ahead and
pull the van around front.
452
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:31,825
Okay. Thanks.
453
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,244
Thank you. No problem.
454
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,566
For $210 worth of chips, you
get this vial of pills.
455
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,018
Don't take them with alcohol
456
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,587
unless you really
wanna have fun.
457
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,023
All right. Who's next?
458
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,393
Do you have more of those pills?
459
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,977
All out. Oh.
460
00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:51,829
Then I'll take this hookah pipe.
461
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,631
Mm.
462
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,166
Here we go.
463
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,851
You have any more pills?
464
00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:57,902
I'm out of pills.
465
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:01,405
But I do have this
authentic IPS uniform.
466
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,406
But it's huge.
467
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,690
Well, let your wife have it.
468
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:04,676
Next!
469
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,645
Ah, the lucky lady.
470
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,865
Well, for your chips,
you have a choice
471
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:13,500
between a collection
of Louis Prima records
472
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:16,838
or a 10-minute shopping spree
in my daughter's closet.
473
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:20,074
I have $600 worth of chips here.
474
00:19:21,009 --> 00:19:22,693
Well, there must
be something here
475
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,829
that catches your fancy.
476
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,112
Dad!
477
00:19:49,238 --> 00:19:50,938
You ready to do this?
478
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,590
Yeah.
479
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,125
Stay strong.
480
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,215
Get back here!
481
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,933
Now you're makin' me mad!
482
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,301
Oh, what's the matter?
483
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,402
Your short legs can't
move so fast, huh?
484
00:20:22,403 --> 00:20:24,772
That's right. I said it.
485
00:20:33,139 --> 00:20:34,338
Go around!
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