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What are you doing
with the Clark bar?
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I thought you were
a snickers man.
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Oh. I delivered to
an Ed Clark today,
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and, well, one thing
led to another.
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Any chance you might deliver
to a Steve Celery sometime?
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Any chance you could
deliver to shutty town?
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I used to love these as a kid.
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Mmm.
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Actually stole one once.
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You stole?
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Yep. I was at Herb's
Candies one day.
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I came up a dime short,
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so I just put one in my pocket,
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slipped out the front
door and ate it.
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5 minutes later, I felt so
guilty I threw it all up.
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And yet you got
back on the horse.
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How about you, you
ever steal anything?
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Uh... once in high school,
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a bunch of us stole a car.
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I'm sorry?
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Well, if you want
to be technical,
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it was more of a carjacking.
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The, uh, the shop teacher Mr.
Peshkin
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was gonna fail a bunch of us,
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so we waited for him
after school, and, um,
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when he was climbing into
his crappy old buick,
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my friend Jimmy
came up behind him,
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and he was, like, "get down!
Get down!"
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Like he had a gun or something.
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So Mr. Peshkin, he just
dropped to the pavement,
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and we just all piled in
his car and took off.
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He never saw us.
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But then later on, we started
freaking out about fingerprints,
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so we stripped the
license plates
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and pushed the car
into the river.
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It's crazy the stuff you
do as a kid, right?
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Ohh.
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I've never wanted you more.
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Do you ever think
at times like this
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when I'm not looking my best,
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is when I need to feel
attractive the most?
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All right, let's do it.
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Come on, stop it.
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I need you to do
something for me, ok?
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I already got you your
precious medicine.
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I need you to go with my father
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to family night at
the senior center.
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It starts at 6:00.
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I can't. Tonight I have plans.
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What plans?
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I was gonna drink beer
and gamble on-line.
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Ok, you know what,
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if you're gonna be
such a baby about it,
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then I'll just go myself.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Gosh...
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Here, bundle up.
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This is where Gus Lumsen died.
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This is where Chuck
Randolph died.
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And this is where
they give us juice.
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Wow. Well, this is great.
This is really, really great.
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Oh, my God! Is it-
is it 6:05 already?
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Oh, no. Here comes that
braggart Philip Waldecott.
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Spooner.
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Waldecott.
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Am I missing anything?
I'm a little late.
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I just had a meeting
with our contractor.
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We're building a new guest
wing onto our house.
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What a coincidence.
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We're building a new
guest wing on our house.
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Well, lucky for us, we'll
be away in St. Barts
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while they're doing
all the work.
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Amazing. We'll be in St. Barts
while they're doing our work.
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By the way, I'd like you to
meet my son-in-law Warren.
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Pleasure.
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I'd like you to meet
my son-in-law Warren.
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Nice to meet you, Warren.
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Actually, everybody calls
me Doug for short.
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So, the member-guest
shuffleboard tournament
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is coming up next week.
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I understand that
the first prize
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is a large basket of Mr.
Tootsie's foot care products.
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I assume that you two
will be playing?
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Playing?
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We'll be giving you the drubbing
of your lives, Waldecott.
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Right, Warren?
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Ok, couple of things.
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Not Warren, not goin'.
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Well, come on, Warren.
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You've been begging
to see my pottery.
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I'm sorry, Douglas.
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I didn't mean to put
you on the spot.
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It just would've been nice to
stick it to that smug bastard.
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You and me together, stepping
into that winner's circle,
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holding up that foot powder.
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I could almost taste it.
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Spooner.
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Can you believe this?
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My gravy boat won first prize.
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Congratulations.
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I'm sorry to see you
walk away empty-handed.
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But I suppose you could go home
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and look at your ribbons
from other years...
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Oh, no, wait. You haven't
won any, have you?
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No.
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Well, anyway, I guess I'll
be seeing you in St.Barts.
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All right, they're goin' down.
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Carrie, it's Holly.
Can I come in?
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Yeah. Hey, come in.
Join the party.
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Your dad told me you were sick,
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so I brought you some soup.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Thank you.
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And from what I can smell,
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it smells great.
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Oh, it's great.
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Yeah, it's something my mom used
to make it for her boyfriends
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when they were detoxing.
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Oh, well, it was very nice of you.
Thank you.
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Sure. I can come by tomorrow
and bring you some more
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if you're still
not feeling well.
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Well, if you don't mind.
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Not at all.
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All right, here you go.
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Feel better, and I
will see you tomorrow.
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Ok.
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Yeah. Oh, and, hol...
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Could you maybe bring me
something a little sweet, too?
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Surprise me.
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Oh, Douglas, thanks
again for doing this.
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It means the world to me.
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You got it, Arthur. By the way,
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they put a drawstring on
sweatpants for a reason.
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All right, let's get
this practice underway.
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We'll learn the court,
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get our team strategy together,
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and while we're at it,
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take in the sights.
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You know, what happens
at the senior center
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stays at the senior center.
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All right. Well, let's do it.
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Let's see what this
game's all about.
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All right. Remember, shuffleboard
is trickier than it looks.
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I lettered in 3 sports, Arthur.
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I think I can slide a salad
plate across a cement floor.
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Ooh, looks like I knocked
you out again, Douglas.
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You're in the zone, Josephine.
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Your turn.
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Once again, you've gone
a bit too far, dear.
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Ok, you know what? The short
one's pissing me off.
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Relax. She's just trying
to get in your head.
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Now, listen, Douglas.
You're strong.
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You need to control
that strength.
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Make it work for you. Like this.
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Now you.
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Thanks for the match, boys.
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We'll see you inside.
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Losers buy the juice.
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I can't believe this.
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It looked much easier
on the love boat.
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Don't worry about it, Douglas.
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With a little more
practice, team Spooner
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will be neck deep
in foot powder.
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We'll show that Waldecott
a thing or two.
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Thanks, Arthur. You're right,
we're gonna win this thing.
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You bet we will. Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, damn it!
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What are you doing? That one
was heading for the 10.
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What are you doing?
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Couldn't find a court
that's open at night.
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How about our very long,
well-lit driveway?
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Then I'd have to
roll up the hose.
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It's a whole thing.
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I'm gonna give you a free
pass on this one, honey,
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because you're doing a
nice thing for my dad.
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Really.
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Can I, uh...
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Use that free pass...
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For Jack in the box?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Oh, hey.
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Carrie, I brought you some
of that noodle casserole,
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and for dessert, rice pudding.
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How you feeling?
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Well...
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I'm not as weak.
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Well, don't you worry.
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Miracle noodles coming right up.
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What is she, your caterer now?
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I'm still sick, you know.
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I'm very weak and achy.
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Really. Then why weren't
you under the covers
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before she got here?
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I was trying to
be brave for you.
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Health express coming through.
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Here you go. Thank you.
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Enjoy.
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Ok. I will.
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Mmm.
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What do you think?
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Great. I'm feeling
better already.
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Good, good. Well, if
you're all set here,
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I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, um, Holly...
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. It's just
that I don't know
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what I'm gonna do for
dinner tomorrow.
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Oh, I've got more of the
noodle casserole at home.
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I could bring it by if you want.
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Yeeeahhh. I was thinking
something a little bit more...
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Main coursey.
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Like? Like?
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Like...
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Something with lamb?
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You know?
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Maybe those tiny lamb chops?
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I'm just throwin'
that one out there.
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O- ok, yeah. No problem.
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I just have to
stop by the store.
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And the ATM.
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Oh, and, could you maybe make
something for Doug, too?
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I feel so bad. I haven't
been able to cook for him.
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Wh-what would he like?
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Um, I don't know.
Maybe some pasta?
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Caesar salad?
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Oh... ok.
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Um...
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We have, um, lamb chops
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and pasta, Caesar salad.
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Does that have anchovies in it?
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Usually does. Do you want 'em?
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Put 'em on the side.
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Anchovies on the side.
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And to drink?
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Is sprite ok? 7-up?
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Ok. Ok.
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Great.
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Sprite.
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Ah-choo!
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Thanks. God bless you.
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Sprite.
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Hello, Spence.
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Calling it a night?
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Yep. I am beat.
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I cannot wait to get into bed.
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I'm sure that will
give me great comfort
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while I'm alone on the
platform being stabbed.
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It's perfectly safe down here.
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Although I think people could
pick up after themselves.
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If I was a betting man,
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I'd say you couldn't
do that again.
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I guess you'd lose, then.
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Hold it, son.
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By any chance,
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have you ever played
shuffleboard?
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No.
262
00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,716
I can't believe that. You
must have played before.
263
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,785
You have perfect form.
264
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,455
Look, I have a
tournament coming up.
265
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,856
I want you to play with me.
266
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,224
No!
267
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,825
I told you I don't play!
268
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,763
Anymore.
269
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,183
The summer I turned 14
270
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,784
was a magical time.
271
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,971
I was the best junior
shuffleboarder in the city.
272
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:29,691
My coach said,
"sky's the limit."
273
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,642
College recruiters
were hounding me.
274
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,177
And the girls...
275
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,913
Hello, first base.
276
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,549
I had just gotten back
from a goodwill tour
277
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:39,817
of the iron curtain countries,
278
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,553
and I was on top of the world.
279
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,789
Hey, ma. I'm going to the
shuffleboard nationals
280
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,457
in Boca raton.
281
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,992
Maybe I can win us
some prize money
282
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,193
and finally get us-
283
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,047
mom?
284
00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:54,232
Coach wallach?
285
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:55,800
Hey, kid.
286
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,401
How you doin'?
287
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,637
That's great news, Spencer.
288
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:03,141
Now be a dear, and get
mommy a ginger ale.
289
00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:10,931
That's a terrible story.
290
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,085
Although not exactly
a surprise ending.
291
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,322
On that day, I put down my cue
292
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,692
and I will never
pick it up again.
293
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,278
Fine.
294
00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:26,247
But do me one favor then.
295
00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:31,986
Do you know what this is?
296
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:36,191
Of course I do. It's a
regulation shuffleboard glove.
297
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:37,692
Put it on.
298
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:39,894
And if you still
feel the same way,
299
00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:42,297
we'll never speak of this again.
300
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,459
God, this just feels so right.
301
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,365
Uh...
302
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:18,566
Arthur.
303
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,334
What's Spence doing here?
304
00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:23,104
And why is he dressed
like Mitch gaylord?
305
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,474
Ohh, there's no easy way
to say this, Douglas.
306
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:28,910
I'm making some changes
on team Spooner.
307
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:31,312
Actually, just one change.
308
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,613
He's in, you're out.
309
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,116
What are you talking about?
310
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,617
Let's not make a scene.
311
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,052
What about all that talk
312
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,420
about me and you
against the world,
313
00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:41,889
holding up that foot powder,
winning this thing together?
314
00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,741
The operative term
there was "winning."
315
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,193
Look at him, Douglas.
He's beautiful.
316
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,747
Like he's genetically
bred to play the game.
317
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,949
Fine.
318
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,082
You play with your boyfriend,
319
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,484
but I got news for you, old man.
320
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,553
I've been practicing my game,
321
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,187
and you know what?
Here's a little taste
322
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,756
of what you're gonna be missing.
323
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,978
Oh! My good hip!
324
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,724
Hey.
325
00:16:49,825 --> 00:16:52,509
Hey, hol, a little late tonight.
I'm starving.
326
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:55,429
Ok. I have your saffron Risotto
327
00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,532
and your Chilean sea
bass with mango chutney.
328
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,252
Wait a minute. You didn't
make me your spring rolls?
329
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,188
Oh, no, no. I couldn't
find any fresh crab meat,
330
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,225
and I know how you
hate the imitation.
331
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,443
Ok. You know what?
332
00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,112
Don't you worry about it.
333
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,147
Ok?
334
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:17,367
So, uh... I see you
went to work today.
335
00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:23,157
Yeah, yeah. New job, so I had to
drag myself out of bed, you know?
336
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:26,477
I see you also dragged
yourself to bloomingdale's.
337
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,314
What are you driving
at here, hol?
338
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,166
No. Well, it's
just that, I mean,
339
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,901
if someone were to walk in here,
340
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,537
they might think that
I was the sick one
341
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:39,040
and that you were the well one.
That's all.
342
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:42,860
Well, I can't speak for
you, but I am sick.
343
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,962
What, should I be sitting
here with a big red nose
344
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,398
and a thermometer hanging
out of my mouth?
345
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:48,249
A hot water bottle right here?
346
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:51,102
This is what a sick
person looks like.
347
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,402
No, no. It's just...
348
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,105
Well, you bought lingerie.
349
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,673
I am sick!
350
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,341
All right, I'm sick!
351
00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,612
I got a new job.
It's very stressful.
352
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,546
It was a very difficult
time to be sick.
353
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,782
You calling me a liar? I didn't
mean to call you a liar.
354
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,169
The only thing that was making
me feel better was your cooking.
355
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,837
I really wanted
the spring rolls.
356
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,356
I will-i will make
those spring rolls.
357
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,458
I just didn't know where
to get the crab meat.
358
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,161
Well, you can get them
down by the docks
359
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,497
if you get there when
the boats come in.
360
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,917
Ok. Ok. I'll do that.
361
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:24,518
Again, I'm really- ah-choo!
362
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,820
Sorry.
363
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,623
Ooh, you didn't breathe on
any of the food, did you?
364
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,524
No, I was careful.
365
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:31,642
Ok.
366
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,877
All right, sweetie.
367
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,148
Hey, ma!
368
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,365
You're not gonna believe it.
369
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,367
I'm doin' it. I'm playing again.
370
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:42,369
I even got in touch
with my old coach.
371
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:44,806
He said he was gonna-
372
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,391
mom?
373
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,592
Coach wallach?
374
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,694
Oh, hey, kid, how you doing?
375
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,565
Well, you're the one who got
back in touch with him.
376
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:58,035
Be a dear and get
mommy a ginger ale.
377
00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:03,958
But the finals are tomorrow.
378
00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:05,092
You gotta play.
379
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,461
Come on, stop blubbering.
380
00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,498
So your mother gets around.
What else is new?
381
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,702
Oh, the hell with you!
382
00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,294
What, are you making a sandwich?
383
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:29,033
What gave me away, the
bread, ham, and mustard?
384
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,369
Big man scores again.
385
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,970
Anyway, eat up.
386
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,139
You need your strength.
Tomorrow's a big day.
387
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,891
Yeah? What's so big about it?
388
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,576
Why, you and I are in the finals
389
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,077
against Philip and Warren.
390
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,146
Don't tell me you forgot?
391
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,682
What are you talking about?
You dumped me.
392
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:47,435
Dumped you? That
doesn't sound like me.
393
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,605
Wait a second. That was
Spence on the phone.
394
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:54,441
He's out, and you want
me back in, is that it?
395
00:19:54,509 --> 00:19:58,345
Great. Now that we're up to
speed, let's talk strategy.
396
00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,164
What-what would
possibly make you think
397
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,300
I would come back and
help you win this thing?
398
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,651
Why would I help
you do anything?
399
00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:11,458
You're right.
400
00:20:11,526 --> 00:20:12,927
I'm sorry, Douglas.
401
00:20:12,995 --> 00:20:16,297
I guess when you've failed in as
many things as I have in life,
402
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:19,833
a basket of foot powder
looks like the nobel prize.
403
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:23,637
I've lost that.
404
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:26,507
And now I've probably
lost you, too.
405
00:20:27,575 --> 00:20:29,210
Well, good night.
406
00:20:31,746 --> 00:20:33,580
All right, I'll play.
407
00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:35,783
Really?
408
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,619
Yeah, but you realize
409
00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:40,587
we're probably not
gonna win this thing.
410
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:44,926
Just you doing this
means I've already won.
411
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,364
Loser! I would've been
better off with an ape.
412
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,133
You said you didn't
care about winning.
413
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,634
You're dead to me.
414
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,636
Same here!
415
00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:58,439
Aha, sweet relief.
416
00:20:58,506 --> 00:20:59,874
Heh heh heh.
417
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,469
Carrie!
418
00:21:12,494 --> 00:21:14,338
I have your jambalaya.
419
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:18,876
Come on. And 2, and 3, and 4!
Come on!
420
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,310
Lift your legs!
421
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,980
Just leave it on the counter there.
Thanks, hol.
422
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:24,648
Keep those elbows up.
423
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:28,652
Come on, and 1! And 2!
And 3! And 4!
424
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,970
Feel the burn.
425
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,741
Ah-choo!
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