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There we go.
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Carrie, hi, it's Debra
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from Murphy, Blatt,
and Sherman calling.
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Just following up on your
interview with us today.
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It was wonderful meeting you.
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Unfortunately, it looks like
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we're gonna go with
someone else for the job,
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but, uh, hey, listen,
I ran out at lunch
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and I bought a pair of those
great shoes you had on.
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I love them. Thanks for the tip.
Ok, bye.
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I just had the best interview.
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I met with one of these
female partners, ok?
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And we totally hit it off.
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You know, I actually like this
firm better than my old firm,
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so screw them for
firing me, you know?
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I guess everything just
happens for a reason.
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You know when I knew
I really nailed it?
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When she said she loved my shoes
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and asked me where I got them.
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Oh, there's a message!
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Uh, phone bad. Phone bad.
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Why? Did she call?
What'd she say?
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Well, she did love the shoes.
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I didn't get the job?
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It's all right. Come on now.
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It's gonna be all right.
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You just said everything
happens for a reason.
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Come on. We both know
that that's crap.
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I'm sorry, darling.
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I take it things didn't work
out with your interview.
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No.
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I trust you'll give
me ample notice
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if I need to make other
living arrangements.
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Dad, don't worry. We're
not gonna kick you out
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no matter how tight money gets.
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Mm-hmm.
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Would it be possible to
get that in writing?
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Arthur, go!
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Mm-hmm.
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I've been on, like,
5,000 job interviews.
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I can't do this anymore.
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I think I know what
might cheer you up.
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Would someone like a little
man-breast puppet theater?
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Coco, why you so upset?
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Come over here.
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I can't quite-a
make it over there.
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I'm not huge enough.
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You must eat more cheese.
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Is this nipple on?
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You know what I wish I could do?
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I wish I could just forget this
whole job search thing for a while
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and just, you know, focus on me.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I don't know.
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I mean, I've been
working since I was 17.
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There's a million things I
would do if I had the time.
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Like what?
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Like I've always wanted
to read the great gatsby,
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and I wanted to, like,
really learn how to cook.
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There's a million things
around here I wanted to do.
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And, oh! You remember
when I wanted to start
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my own business, making
designer cell phone cases?
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You know, decorating
them with vintage, um,
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fabric and fur?
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What do you think? You
think I'd be good at that?
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I've never personally
seen you work with fur,
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but I'm optimistic.
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So, what do you think?
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You think I could just
take some time for me
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and, you know, just find myself?
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You know what? Yeah, I
think you should do that.
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We'll be all right.
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We got enough savings, and
you've got a little severance.
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Oh, my God, Doug. This is-thank you.
It's gonna be great.
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I'll tell you what
would be great.
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If you would introduce
me and lefty
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to your lady-breast friends.
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Where are you going? Come on!
I got beers in the van!
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Hey.
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Hey. What are you doing
with that coffee maker?
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Ah, the thing broke. - the glass
thing that holds the coffee.
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The carafe?
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Ok, we're in America.
Speak English.
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Anyway, you gotta get a new one
that fits that, all right?
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Ok, I'll take care of it.
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Great, thanks. Look.
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What's this, honey?
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What?
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My commute.
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Nice. You want me to grope you
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so you feel like
you're on the subway?
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You didn't get your
fill of that last night
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when you thought I was sleepin'?
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I'm not proud of last night.
Can we move on?
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Honey, I love this.
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I just feel so energized.
Look at this.
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I got my book,
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and I got all our
old pictures out,
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and I'm gonna
cross-reference them
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with my old day planner
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to get the right dates on the back.
How great is that?
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Doesn't sound like something a Doug
Heffernan would sink his teeth into,
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but you go to town.
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All right, I gotta get going.
See you later.
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Ok, bye, honey.
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When did we go to this
jackass' wedding?
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Oh, "Dr. Phil confronts
giant babies."
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Sweet!
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I'm gonna go in a little early
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'cause I gotta hit
Starbucks 'cause the, uh,
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the coffee thing's
still broken there.
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Hi.
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Oh, hey, baby.
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What's, uh, what's for dinner?
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Oh. I already ate at 4:00.
I'm sorry.
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I'm not that hungry.
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I am.
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Doug. Doug, I'm sorry.
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Honey, I'm so tired,
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I can't even think straight.
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So, how's the, uh, great gatsby?
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Oh, it's good. I like it.
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Hey, what's it about?
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Um, just some great
guy named gatsby.
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Ok.
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I'm just gonna move
this guy over here,
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get him ready for his trip.
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There she is.
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Ok.
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Hey, man. Didn't see
you this morning.
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Yeah, I was a little late.
I went running.
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Hey, can I ask you something?
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What?
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What does Kelly do all day?
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You're interested in Kelly?
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I think about Kelly.
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I guess she, uh, gets the
kids ready in the morning,
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takes them to school,
runs some errands,
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makes dinner, then
we crawl into bed,
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and usually sometime
during the 11:00 news
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she opens for business.
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Even after a full day like
that, she opens for business?!
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You don't even gotta
bang on the door?!
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No.
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Son of a mother!
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What?
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Carrie- I mean, she's home,
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and she came up with this whole
plan about finding herself,
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but she's not doing anything.
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She made you a pretty
fine-looking lunch.
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I made it!
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I was up at 6 A.M.
grilling flank steak
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just to cheer myself up.
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C- can I have a piece?
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Yeah.
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Not only is she doing
nothing during the day,
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but the other night I tried
to get something going,
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and she said she was "so tired
she couldn't think straight."
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Ok, first of all, what the
hell are you so tired from?
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And second, why does
she have to think?
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It's not like I've got a
rubik's cube down there.
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Hey, honey. Whatcha doing?
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Just making some eggs.
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Oh, can I have some?
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Sure.
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I'd, uh, make you
some coffee, but...
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Thing's still broken.
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Darling, I've been perusing
the classifieds for you,
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and I have found some
interesting options.
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Have you ever considered
dancing exotically?
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Dad, you would want
your own daughter
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to strip naked in
front of strangers?
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You just shut down.
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It's like they're
not even there.
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Hey, guys. Hey, hol.
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Arthur, ready for your walk?
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Yes, and apropos to nothing,
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how would you like to have
a long-term houseguest?
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Why? Are you having a problem?
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I'm not.
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Carrie, is everything-
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everything is fine!
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Dad, I said we're not gonna kick
you out on the street, all right?!
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Then why won't you
put it in writing?!
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Ok. Who's ready for a walk?
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Looks like you're
doing your thing,
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so, uh, I'm just
gonna get going.
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Yeah, I better get
on my stuff, too.
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Ok, bye-bye, now.
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Bye, hon.
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Uh, supervisor? Uh, well, my-
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a man with no education
to make a living.
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Nigel says he's proud of
his criminal activities,
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especially the fact that he's
recently become a successful pimp
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with a stable of prostitutes
who sell their bodies for him.
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Something his mom
knows nothing about.
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Good day.
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Doug, what are you doing?
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Just waiting for judge hatchett
to hand down her decision.
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Doug!
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I'm coming around.
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Would you please explain to me
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why you were outside spying
on me like a 2-year-old?
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Uh, not a whole lot of
2-year-old spies out there.
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And the only reason I'm
checking up on you
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is because I just don't get
what you're doing here all day!
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You know what I'm doing.
We've discussed this.
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No, I know what you
said you were gonna do,
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but I mean, look at this.
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You said you were gonna put
together a photo album, right?
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Well, here we are
in Philadelphia.
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And... black!
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I mean, look at all these
pictures just sitting here.
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They got Chinese
food all over them.
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Look. Look at this.
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There's chow mein on my face.
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That's in the picture.
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Well, it's not just that.
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What about the cell phone cases
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and all this reading
you're gonna do?
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The great gatsby-
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do you even know why
he's so great yet?
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What are you, my boss?
I have to prove to you
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all the work that
I've been doing?
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What? I have to ask you
for a bathroom key
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next time I have to go?
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Just help me understand this.
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Ok, humor me here.
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Ok, tell me what you did
yesterday, besides watch TV
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and play the beginning of
the rose on the piano.
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All right, you know what?
I am done talking to you.
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This conversation is over.
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Oh, I'll tell you
when this is over,
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because I'm still talking.
Well, good.
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Have fun talking to yourself.
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What are you doing?
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I am testing pens to see
which ones are dry.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Look, Doug,
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I know it doesn't
look like I've gotten
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a lot of work done around here,
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but I-i have been thinking
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about what my cell phones
are gonna look like, ok?
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And I have been thinking about
how to arrange those pictures.
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You ever heard of that?
Thinking?
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Yeah, I heard of thinking.
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I have a question for you.
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You ever heard of dinner?!
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What?
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Yeah. You think one day here
while you're deep in thought,
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you might just bump into the stove
and accidentally cook me something?!
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Oh, so that's what this is all about.
Food. That's a shocker.
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You know what? It
wouldn't be about food
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if I could get myself
a hot cup of coffee,
255
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,113
but the coffeemaker's been
sitting in the doorway
256
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,048
for the last 2 weeks!
257
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,750
You think you could find
yourself a half hour
258
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:09,386
to go out and get a new
glass pitcher thing?!
259
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:13,207
Ok, you still can't
remember the word "carafe"?
260
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:16,111
I'm not calling it that.
It sounds fruity!
261
00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:17,612
Well, you think you can help out
262
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,647
by putting a lid back
on the pen here?
263
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,449
These are all dry, thank you.
264
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:24,602
Look, I understand
you're upset, ok?
265
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,103
And you think I'm
the bad guy here,
266
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:28,856
but don't you find it
the slightest bit odd
267
00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:31,525
that we're paying for
someone to walk your father
268
00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,160
while you're home on the couch
269
00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:36,831
with fully-functioning legs?
270
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:41,418
I am finding myself.
271
00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:42,860
Ok, well, let me help you.
272
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:44,372
Here you are! Right in there!
273
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,024
That's you! I found you!
274
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,509
Now make some chicken!
275
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,716
So how are things at
the senior center?
276
00:13:53,784 --> 00:13:55,484
You ever figure out who
stole all that applesauce?
277
00:13:55,552 --> 00:13:56,569
Can we drop the chitchat
278
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,120
and address the huge elephant
279
00:13:58,187 --> 00:14:00,322
that's in the room here?
280
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:02,024
What are you talking about?
281
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,725
This family's
financial situation.
282
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,127
You canceled my dog Walker,
283
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,696
you're no longer offering
coffee in the kitchen.
284
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,365
We're clearly going under.
285
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,867
We're not going under.
286
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,218
Oh, come on. This is the walk
287
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,305
when you just leave me
in the woods, isn't it?
288
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:17,506
No! Everything's fine!
289
00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:20,258
I told you that the only
reason I'm walking you
290
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,593
and cooking and doing errands
291
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,094
is because Doug is making me.
292
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,413
Oh.
293
00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:26,615
Well, you are home.
294
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:30,852
What's wrong with doing
things for your husband?
295
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,773
Nothing. Just a lot of
things I want to do,
296
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,240
you know, like, for me.
297
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,711
Like I wanted to do
all this reading
298
00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:42,681
and had this idea to make
designer cell phone cases.
299
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,183
Maybe it's time to
stop blaming Douglas
300
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:49,421
and start following your dream.
301
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,424
I think cell phone razors
are a brilliant idea.
302
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,260
You talk. You shave.
303
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,495
It's marvelous.
304
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,149
Cell phone cases, dad. Cases.
305
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,533
Oh.
306
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,771
Well... Good luck with that.
307
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,530
Hey, you guys, I went
to the craft store,
308
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:16,031
and I got some more fabric.
309
00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:18,166
And I also got the
little plastic hot dogs
310
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,536
for the "take me out to
the ball game" phones.
311
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:22,037
How you guys doing?
312
00:15:22,105 --> 00:15:24,773
I'm about halfway through gluing
the rhinestones on these.
313
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,410
Should be very popular
with the fey crowd.
314
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:32,030
Thank you guys so much
for helping me out here.
315
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,882
Can I take a break?
316
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,952
Mmm, actually, Mickey,
you know what?
317
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,422
Um, people are gonna be
coming here in a few hours,
318
00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:40,956
so why don't you just finish
what you're doing there,
319
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,624
and then we'll see
where we're at, ok?
320
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,892
So, all right, now, all these
321
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,561
are for the cowgirl-themed
phones, all right?
322
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:47,396
So you guys glue on the lassos,
323
00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:50,199
and I'll-I'll sew on the denim.
324
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:55,020
I'm so thirsty.
325
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,755
Hey, what's going on?
326
00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:00,643
Hey, honey. I am
officially out of my funk.
327
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,395
I am finally making
my cell phone cases.
328
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,747
Really? That's great!
329
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:06,081
Yeah. Hey, check this one out.
330
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,189
Wow. Fuzzy.
331
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:17,793
Yes, and I invited a few people
over tonight for a little party
332
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:20,129
so I can whip these
out and sell 'em.
333
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,162
Who'd you invite?
334
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,265
Oh, just some of our
friends, the neighbors,
335
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,667
some people you work with.
336
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,635
Well, ain't that nice?
337
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,570
Yeah. Yeah.
338
00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:29,905
Well, it worked for
tupperware, right?
339
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:35,110
Tupperware was a good idea.
340
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,031
Ok.
341
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,549
Uh, hello.
342
00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:44,503
I just want to thank
everyone for coming.
343
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,372
I know you're all wondering
what you're doing here.
344
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,475
Um, as you may know, I've
been out of work for a while.
345
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,711
It's ok. It's ok. It's ok.
346
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,730
Anyway, um, while
I've been home,
347
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,064
I started my own business
348
00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:58,433
making designer
cell phone cases,
349
00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,703
and because you guys
are all my friends,
350
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,972
I wanted to give you first
crack at buying them,
351
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:06,274
so may I present to you...
352
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,159
Mobile homes!
353
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,837
Mobile homes! I get it!
354
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,673
They're decorative homes
for your mobile phone.
355
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,408
Exactly.
356
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,410
Wow. You made these?
357
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,945
They're gorgeous.
358
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,447
But I bet they're expensive.
359
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,649
Not for what you're getting.
360
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:39,040
Are the little hairs on the back
of your neck standing up, too?
361
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:42,244
Darling, I dropped
my cell phone again.
362
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,614
I wish I had a
protective case phone-
363
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,383
uh, phone cell-
364
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,918
I mean, case cell- oh, damn it!
365
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,260
Ok, so who's first?
366
00:17:59,763 --> 00:18:02,964
Uh, well, how much
is this jets one?
367
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,351
Oh, the jets one is 45.
368
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,053
Dollars?
369
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,656
Yeah, I know it
seems kind of high,
370
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,891
but you want to protect
your phone, don't you?
371
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,010
My phone was free.
372
00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:16,912
How about you, Spence?
373
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:20,549
Oh, you know, I have a combo PDA
phone, and it's not gonna fit.
374
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,600
Oh, no. I made these
to fit any phone.
375
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,635
Well, actually, the, uh-
376
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,870
yeah, let me see. Give it.
377
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,939
Ok, look. You see, you just-
378
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,474
you gotta-
379
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,608
you just gotta-
380
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,843
you gotta work it. There you go.
All right.
381
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,961
See? Perfect.
382
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:37,399
Well, uh, oh, I think
it's dialing somebody.
383
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,600
Like you can't use a
new friend, right?
384
00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:39,735
All right. Come on, Holly.
385
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,870
You like your denim, right?
386
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,238
Holly, you like your denim.
387
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:47,543
How about a little denim
cowgirl cell phone case, huh?
388
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,963
Well, it's just, um, you
recently laid me off,
389
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:51,964
and I don't really
have a lot of-
390
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,382
ok, you're rehired. It's $50.
391
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,566
Ok. Ok.
392
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,734
Here you go. Great. Thank you.
393
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,419
There you go. Aah! Ow!
394
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,021
The little lasso cut me.
395
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:02,040
I'm ok. I'm ok. I'm ok.
396
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,812
What is-what is wrong
with you people?
397
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,980
I mean, why-
398
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,750
why are none of you
looking directly at me?
399
00:19:13,702 --> 00:19:16,037
Oh, my God.
400
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:18,240
What am I doing?
401
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,409
These are awful.
402
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,477
No, they're not.
403
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,981
They're awful... great.
404
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:29,818
I'm-I'm so sorry.
405
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,423
A little eye contact
would have killed you?
406
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,879
Hey.
407
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,614
What am I doing?
408
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,584
I'm gluing plastic hot
dogs on cell phones
409
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,218
and making my friends buy them.
410
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,989
They're nice.
411
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,657
Oh, shut up.
412
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,159
Would you make those
people go away?
413
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,388
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
414
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,957
You know, I thought
I hit rock bottom
415
00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:10,993
when I was laying on the
couch all day doing nothing,
416
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,728
but this is worse.
417
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,530
Look at me. I have no job.
I have no life.
418
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:19,868
I'm not finding myself.
I'm totally lost.
419
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:22,154
So-so you feel lost.
420
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,323
You don't think I've
felt lost before?
421
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,259
You don't think the
great gatsby was lost
422
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,194
before he became a magician?
423
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,218
He's a magician?
424
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:37,719
What the hell else could he be?
425
00:20:37,786 --> 00:20:40,488
He's the great gatsby!
426
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:47,495
Look, you're gonna find
yourself eventually.
427
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,598
You know, for now, maybe you
just need to lie on the couch.
428
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,984
And then maybe you'll go
out and find a new job.
429
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:56,155
You know, maybe you'll do
the cell phone cases again.
430
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,823
Although, you know,
I'm not pushing that.
431
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:01,793
Whatever you decide to do,
432
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,795
I want you to know
I'm here for you
433
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,465
and I love you.
434
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,083
Thanks.
435
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,986
I knew there was a reason
I keep you around.
436
00:21:11,054 --> 00:21:12,737
I think I got it.
437
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,807
Darling, I've dropped my
cellophane case phone.
438
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:18,776
Damn it!
439
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,278
Mickey, let's run it again.
440
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,454
Darling, I've dropped
my call phone again.
441
00:21:28,522 --> 00:21:30,023
I wish I had a
protective coating
442
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:32,158
on my coastal phone.
443
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:34,059
Oh, this is torture.
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