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Douglas, I'm mailing some
pictures to my cousin.
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Do you think this
needs one stamp or 2?
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I don't know. 2?
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What?
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This seems well within
the one-ounce limit.
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All right. Then
why'd you ask me?
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I wanted an expert opinion,
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but no, you had to toe
the company line.
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You delivery people got
your foot on our throats,
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and you won't step off!
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I'm just trying to
eat my lunch here.
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Would you forget about
food for just one second?
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OK. That's what my
sandwich was missing:
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a finger with a loose Band-Aid.
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Damn it, these are
Oktoberfest pictures!
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They have to get to my
cousin before June 1!
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So then put 2 stamps on them!
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Put 10 on them!
What do you care?!
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It's not like you're
paying for them!
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How dare you?
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah!?
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Hey, guys.
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Yeah? Well, how about this, huh?
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There!
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Doug? What happened?
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The bed broke.
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Really? You sure?
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Well, let's work backwards.
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Do I normally sleep with
my head in the closet?
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All right. Come on, honey.
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Let's check out the damage here.
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My God, look at this.
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The mattress is ripped,
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and the frame totally caved in.
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The bed's not even that old.
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How do you think this happened?
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Eyes off me.
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Are you trying to
break your hip, or...
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No, just thought I'd spruce
up the sunless dungeon
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where fate has dropped me.
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All right.
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Which picture do you think
would look better here?
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A shar-pei puppy,
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or a photo of Elvis Presley
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shaking hands with
Richard Nixon?
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Well, it's your call, Dad.
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Anything's an improvement
over that mounted rabbit.
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Hello, world!
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You know, I'm going
to miss our old bed.
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Lot of good memories
in that bed,
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you know what I'm saying?
Huh? Huh?
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You know what I'm saying? Huh?
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Yeah, sex. Got it.
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I got to be honest
with you though, hon.
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I'm not going to
miss it that much.
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I really didn't sleep
that well on it.
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Really? Yeah.
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And you kind of thrash
around when you sleep,
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and it would come at me
like a wave, you know?
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Couldn't help overhearing you.
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I'd like to show you something.
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Ma'am, lie down.
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Oh, OK.
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Sir, shoes off,
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hop up, start jumping.
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You do work here, right?
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Come on. Up, up, up. Doug: OK.
All right.
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Huh?
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It's called independent
coil suspension.
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Invented by the Danish.
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That's why he's jumping, and
you're feeling nothing.
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Right?
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Um...
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does fear count as something?
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I'm done.
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So what do you think?
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It's actually pretty great.
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How much is it?
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$1,200.
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Whoa.
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You have anything cheaper?
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Anything that had
to be marked down?
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Any beds that people
got murdered on?
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Well, this one is
under a thousand.
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It's the same as that one,
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just without all
the Danish crap.
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Mmm. Kind of like that one.
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For what it's worth, I just
sold that bed to Derek Jeter.
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Oh, let's get it.
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OK, you do realize Derek Jeter
won't be in the bed with you.
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Come on, Doug. I really
liked it, and I feel like
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I can really get a good
night's sleep on this.
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All right, we'll take it.
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Great. We're out of stock
on this one right now.
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I'll have to order it, but
it shouldn't take long.
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Let me get the forms.
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Where we going to
sleep until then?
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Should we see what Jeter's
doing with his old bed?
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Arthur. Walk time.
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Arthur: Come down here.
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Can't you just come up?
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I've got 2 other
dogs in the car...
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I've got 2 dogs in the car.
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Just come down and
prepare to be delighted.
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Close your eyes.
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Fine... ow!
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Mind the nail there.
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Now, before you open them up...
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what has this basement
always been missing?
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A dustpan? No.
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Fly strip?
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No.
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Can't you just tell me?
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A window!
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Look!
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It's facing north, so I
don't get any direct light,
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but at least now I can tell
whether it's day or night.
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Well, that is a step
forward for you, Arthur.
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Now can we get going?
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Nonsense. We have a
beautiful sunroom here.
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It's the perfect place to relax
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and watch the world go by.
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I've got 2 dogs up in the car.
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Would you forget about your
precious career for one second?
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Come on! Watch the world go by.
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Do it.
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Fine.
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Man: Hey, Ellen, what brings you
on this side of the street?
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's our
neighbor Lou Ferrigno.
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Oh, I'm watching Mrs. Nesbitt's
house while she visits her mother.
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Right.
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She's not visiting her mother.
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I heard she's
heading into rehab.
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Poor thing.
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Ohh. How's her
husband taking it?
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I don't think it's
bothering him that much.
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He's sleeping with
his secretary.
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No wonder Nesbitt's
always coming home
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with that stupid
look on his face.
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This is incredible,
isn't it, Holly?
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Holly?
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Well, this worked out
pretty well, huh?
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Deacon was getting rid of
his kids' beds, and...
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we needed somewhere to sleep.
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It's like fate,
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if fate were... you
know, kind of boring.
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All right. Let's do it.
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All right. We are
back in business.
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Oh... Doug...
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OK, we're on casters
here, that's why.
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You just got to pull and...
there you go.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
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What did I land on?
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Boys in the hood.
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This is ridiculous.
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Let's just keep the
beds apart for tonight,
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and we'll figure something
else out for tomorrow, OK?
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Doug, are you crying?
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A little.
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Lou Ferrigno: What
I want to know,
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if he's really the gardener,
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why is he spending so much time inside Mrs.
Maynard's house?
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This guy's got the goods on
everybody in the neighborhood.
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Did you know Mrs. Maynard was
canoodling with the gardener?
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Who?
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Mrs. Maynard from
across the street,
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with the invisible braces
and the jailbird nephew.
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I thought we were going
to play dominoes.
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Sorry, Mickey, but this stuff
is just too juicy to pass up.
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Ferrigno's gossip has
cast a spell over me.
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Marlene told you she
had a deviated septum?
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Sounds like an old-fashioned
nose job to me.
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I knew Marlene didn't
have a deviated septum!
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I'm leaving.
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Do me a favor. Go
out the back door.
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I don't want that maniac
thinking we're a couple.
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Hey.
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I found this in the garage.
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We can use it to tie
the beds together.
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And... ahem... With the extra,
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if I happen to find myself alone
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with the angry headmistress...
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Um...
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about the beds.
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Yeah?
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Just tossing out ideas here...
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Um, I was just thinking
maybe while we have them,
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maybe we could just
keep the beds apart.
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Huh?
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Yeah... I mean... I really...
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I had a great night's
sleep last night,
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and I sailed through
the day at work.
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So I was just
thinking, you know...
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But we're married.
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Aren't married people
supposed to...
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Yes. Yes, of course,
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and we will sleep together
again once we get our new bed.
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But I was just thinking this
might be a little fun, you know?
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Come on. You have your own bed.
You can do whatever you want.
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Watch TV, clip your toenails,
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fire up the hibachi.
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Really? I mean, I can do
anything I want over here?
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Absolutely.
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Could I, uh...
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shamalamama?
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Ain't my bed, ain't my business.
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Huh!
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And if you want some company
for a change of pace,
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you can just come
over to my place,
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or I can go over to your place,
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badda-bing, badda-boom,
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then it's just back
to our own beds.
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You don't even have to
phone in the cuddling.
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I'm falling in love with
you all over again.
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So it's a deal then, right?
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It's a deal. OK.
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Good night. Good night.
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Hey.
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Want to get a little
busy right now?
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Bring it, butch.
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This is great.
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I feel like it's lights-out
at the orphanage,
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and you're the new girl.
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Uhh! Pleasure doing
business with you.
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So what are we seeing again?
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The Pianist.
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The Pianist?
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That couldn't sound longer.
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It's supposed to be really good.
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And I just read that it got
the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
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You know what else it gets?
The palm to mouth in Queens.
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Pffftttt.
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Look, can't we just
see Silver Squad?
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Didn't you already see it?
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Yes, and it was hilarious.
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Carrie, they're moon police.
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Oh, there's this one scene
where Professor Beauchamp
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accidentally drinks laxative
instead of gravity medicine,
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then he gets locked in the
hyper-space chamber, and...
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You know, I'm not
doing it justice.
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Come on, Doug, let's
make a decision.
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We're next.
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Crazy thought...
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What?
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I was thinking, you know,
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since the separate beds thing
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is working out so well,
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maybe we could just, uh...
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Interesting.
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It's just sitting
in the dark, right?
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Yeah, and let's face it:
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I'm not going to put
my arm around you.
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That fell out around '97.
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All right. I'll see
you in 2 hours.
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You got it! OK.
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♪ And all we have to see
261
00:12:58,804 --> 00:13:01,305
♪ Is that I don't
belong to you ♪
262
00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:03,373
♪ And you don't belong to me ♪
263
00:13:03,441 --> 00:13:04,741
♪ Yeah, yeah
264
00:13:04,809 --> 00:13:07,343
♪ Freedom ♪ I won't let you down
265
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,145
♪ Freedom ♪ I will
not give you up
266
00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:12,013
♪ Freedom
267
00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:14,981
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
268
00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:17,783
♪ Freedom ♪ I won't let you down
269
00:13:17,851 --> 00:13:20,384
♪ Freedom ♪ So please
don't give me up
270
00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:22,587
♪ Freedom
271
00:13:22,654 --> 00:13:25,189
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
272
00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:30,159
♪ What you take
273
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,830
Rob? Hmm?
274
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,997
I can't sleep. Can you?
275
00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:40,166
No.
276
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:45,370
You want to watch some TV?
277
00:13:50,441 --> 00:13:51,840
How you doing, baby?
278
00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:52,875
Great. What you got going on?
279
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,009
Ah, just reading my magazine.
280
00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:57,478
There's a whole article in
here about San Francisco.
281
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,114
Any interest in taking
our next vacation there?
282
00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:02,315
Mmm. I was thinking
more Canton, Ohio.
283
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,150
Football Hall of Fame.
284
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,951
Hmm.
285
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,953
Maybe we could just...
286
00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:11,822
For vacation?
287
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:13,656
Why not?
288
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:16,324
Oh, my God.
289
00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:19,694
This works for anything.
290
00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,396
Let the machine get it.
291
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:23,063
Doug, On Machine: Hey, you've
reached the Heffernans.
292
00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:24,331
Leave a message.
293
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,333
Hey, this is Henry
from the bed store.
294
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,567
Good news. Your bed
came in early.
295
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,468
Just call us with your
credit card info,
296
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,937
and we could have
it there tomorrow.
297
00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:42,311
I guess our bed's in.
298
00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:44,578
Yeah.
299
00:14:46,247 --> 00:14:49,916
I should probably call him back.
300
00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:52,684
Yeahhhh.
301
00:14:56,555 --> 00:14:58,655
I don't want this
to end, Carrie.
302
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,291
Neither do I!
303
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,825
So what do we do?
304
00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:04,827
All right. Let's just
think this through.
305
00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,928
So we're sleeping
in separate beds.
306
00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:08,329
Does that necessarily mean
307
00:15:08,397 --> 00:15:10,564
that there's something wrong
with our relationship?
308
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:12,599
I don't think so. We're
still having sex.
309
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,701
A little bit. That
one time, anyway.
310
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,702
Hey, we were no
record-breakers before.
311
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:19,404
Thank you! I mean...
312
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:20,705
now that I have my own space...
313
00:15:20,773 --> 00:15:22,939
I mean, I more rested,
I'm more relaxed.
314
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,775
I mean, even the way
we say good night...
315
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,809
I was just going to say I love
the way we say good night.
316
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:27,810
Yeah!
317
00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:29,511
It's so classy and respectful.
318
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:33,814
It's like we're British,
but in a good way.
319
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:37,116
So, it sounds like we're
doing OK here then, right?
320
00:15:37,183 --> 00:15:39,218
Sure! Look, we're a
very happy couple
321
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,052
that just happens to
sleep in separate beds.
322
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,220
That's not weird.
323
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,154
Yeah!
324
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,088
2 people who sleep
in the same bed,
325
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,557
now that's weird.
326
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,924
That's disgusting.
327
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,926
We're... we're trailblazers.
328
00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:52,260
We do the things together
that we enjoy doing together,
329
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,796
and if that doesn't include
eating, sleeping, and recreation,
330
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:57,197
then so be it!
331
00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:09,405
Hey, Arthur.
332
00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:13,876
Louis.
333
00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:15,544
How you doing?
334
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:18,313
I'm, uh, fine.
335
00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:20,848
I live a very normal life!
336
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,884
You think I could use
Carrie's fax machine?
337
00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:26,251
Go right ahead. It's upstairs.
338
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,186
Thanks.
339
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,321
Oh, I'm having a
barbecue tomorrow.
340
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,488
You could bring your
friend Mickey if you want.
341
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:36,024
We are domino partners
and nothing more!
342
00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:39,194
What?
343
00:16:39,262 --> 00:16:41,395
I believe you have
a fax to send.
344
00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:59,709
Oh, my God.
345
00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:06,780
Oh, yeah. Lou's
barbecue is tonight.
346
00:17:06,848 --> 00:17:08,681
Let's not get sucked in.
We have things to do.
347
00:17:08,749 --> 00:17:09,815
OK.
348
00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:10,816
Hey, guys.
349
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:13,252
Hey, Lou.
350
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:17,321
Hey, what are you grilling up?
Some power bars?
351
00:17:17,389 --> 00:17:19,055
No, just chicken. You want some?
352
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,623
Oh, no, no, no. Actually, we're,
uh, we're going out to eat.
353
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,459
I mean, I'm going to eat.
354
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:25,960
She's... she's going
to catch a movie.
355
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,196
Oh, boy.
356
00:17:29,563 --> 00:17:31,298
It's none of my business,
357
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:33,632
but Dustin and I went through
this a few years ago.
358
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,600
If you ever need to talk...
359
00:17:36,735 --> 00:17:38,536
Talk about what?
360
00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:40,338
Your sleeping arrangements.
361
00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:42,872
How do you know about that?
362
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,907
We heard.
363
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:46,175
And we're here for you.
364
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:52,113
Look, there are no
problems here, OK?
365
00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:54,381
We happen to be very happy.
366
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:58,150
Arthur: You don't have to
defend yourselves to them.
367
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:02,721
Dad?
368
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,988
I'm down here.
369
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:09,024
How dare you hypocrites
judge these young kids.
370
00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:11,993
So they lead completely
separate lives.
371
00:18:12,061 --> 00:18:14,995
So they sleep like young
boys at summer camp.
372
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:17,231
It's none of your business.
373
00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:19,966
You're all nothing but a
bunch of dirty gossips,
374
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:23,702
led by your queen
mother Lou Ferrigno.
375
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:41,582
♪ You have no right to
ask me how I feel ♪
376
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:51,722
♪ You have no right to
speak to me so kind ♪
377
00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:54,990
♪ I can't go on
378
00:18:55,058 --> 00:19:01,662
♪ Just holding on to times ♪
379
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,996
♪ Now that we're living ♪
380
00:19:04,064 --> 00:19:10,368
♪ Living separate lives
381
00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:27,081
You're still awake?
382
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:29,882
Yeah. You?
383
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:33,318
Well, I just asked
you, so, yeah.
384
00:19:36,488 --> 00:19:37,421
I never asked you.
385
00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:38,855
How was your movie tonight?
386
00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:41,591
Oh, it was great. You
would have hated it.
387
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,492
You would have been
making your stupid jokes
388
00:19:43,594 --> 00:19:47,729
and adding your sound effects
to the quiet moments.
389
00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,929
You would have
totally annoyed me.
390
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,533
But you know, hon, I...
391
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:54,967
I missed you there.
392
00:19:55,035 --> 00:19:57,368
You know...
393
00:19:57,436 --> 00:20:00,671
I felt the same way when
I went to Eddie's U-Fry.
394
00:20:00,739 --> 00:20:02,905
You went back there?
395
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:08,077
Yeah. I'm on their
frequent-fryer program.
396
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:13,014
The point is, it was...
It was ladies night,
397
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,415
and there were all
these couples,
398
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:16,682
and romance was in the air,
399
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,885
and I was just
sitting there alone.
400
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:26,890
I looked down at my basket
of deep-fried pound cake,
401
00:20:26,957 --> 00:20:30,826
and I thought, "Man,
something's missing."
402
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,128
Some kind of syrup?
403
00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:38,431
No, you.
404
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:53,875
This is nice.
405
00:20:53,943 --> 00:20:56,544
Yeah.
406
00:20:56,612 --> 00:21:00,981
Hey... crazy idea.
407
00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:06,985
Would you be interested in
taking our vacation... together?
408
00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:09,186
You know, I'd...
409
00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:11,255
I'd like that.
410
00:21:16,659 --> 00:21:20,961
We're going to the
Football Hall of Fame!
411
00:21:37,207 --> 00:21:39,542
There we go. Perfect.
412
00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:41,910
What did you do
with the twin beds?
413
00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:44,511
Great sleepover, Artie.
414
00:21:57,222 --> 00:21:59,189
Oh, my God.
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