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I know it's not your problem.
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Right.
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Ooh...
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I've got me some sweet
Valentine right there.
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OK... no...
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Uh, I will be there.
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I understand.
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OK. Bye.
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Don't forget, honey,
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we have dinner
reservations at 6:30
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at Le Petit Bistro,
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and if all goes well,
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dessert at Le No Underwear.
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I hear good things
about that place.
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Uh... here's the deal.
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Um...
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I can't...
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let's see how I can put this...
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go.
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What?!
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What are you talking about?
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I have to deliver some penguins.
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Penguins?
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Yeah. Our regular animal
guys are out sick
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and O'Boyle's making me and Deac
drive the live cargo rounds.
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We gotta bring 'em
to the Albany Zoo.
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I'm gonna be... back
really, really late.
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All right, so let me
get this straight.
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You can't have dinner with
your wife on Valentine's Day
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because you're
delivering penguins?
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That's gonna make a hell
of a story someday, huh?
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Arthur: Thanks for the
lift, my good man.
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No problem. Have a good time, Arthur.
I gotta go.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait around.
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If Evelyn isn't here,
I'm not staying either.
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I didn't come for the
punch, you know.
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Look, I can't wait around.
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Why not?
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Didn't it occur to you
that I might have a date?
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Hey. Don't make me
call you on that, son.
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Fine.
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Go look for your Evelyn.
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I gotta use the
bathroom, anyway.
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Excuse me, uh, where's
the men's room?
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You want to get there from here?
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That's tricky.
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You got a map of the building?
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No.
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I'll draw you one.
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All right, you know what?
That's OK.
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I said I'll draw you one.
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Evelyn, I must say,
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that dress, it's
just outstanding.
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Ohh! Thank you.
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I saw it, I just had to have it.
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Exactly how I felt the
first time I saw you.
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Oh, Arthur. You make me laugh.
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Really? How about
I have my driver
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take us back to your place
for a glass of fine wine,
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that is, assuming
you have fine wine.
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I would love to, Arthur,
but I'm with my sister
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and I can't leave
her here alone.
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OK, now, you're here.
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No, you're... wait. You're here.
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No, wait.
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Oh, damn! This is a
map of my house.
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Where's some more paper?
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Arthur: Spence,
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I'd like you to meet Evelyn
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and her very single
sister Betty.
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Hi.
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Hi, Hol. Hi, Carrie.
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Is your dad here?
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Uh, no. Why?
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You weren't supposed to
walk him tonight, were you?
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No.
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No, but my boyfriend and
I kind of broke up...
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It's no biggie... It's a mutual...
thing.
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Anyway, um...
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instead of staying home alone,
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I thought maybe I
could come over here
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and throw your dad a freebie.
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I assume you're talking
about a free walk.
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Yeah.
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Oh, not...
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No, no. No.
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I have a strict policy
on that, believe me.
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OK. Well, you're out of luck.
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He's down at the
senior center tonight.
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Aha...
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Is there anything else, or...
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No.
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No...
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Oh, boy.
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Carrie...
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why does every guy
break up with me?
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I mean, I let them
stay at my apartment.
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I give them money.
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Well, it sounds like you're
doing all the right things.
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I know...
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look, um...
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You'll... you'll
find someone else.
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No, no, I won't. I'm a loser.
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No, you're not a loser, OK?
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Now, I only met him once, but I'd
say that guy you were dating,
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now, he's a loser.
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What was wrong with Snake?
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Well... for one,
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um, the neck tattoo.
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Well, a lot of
people have tattoos.
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Yeah... not of Charlie
Brown shooting up.
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Let me ask you a question, Hol.
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Uh, where do you usually
go to meet guys?
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Uh, well, I go to Duffy's a lot.
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They let me drink for free
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'cause I gave them my bra and
panties to hang on the wall.
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OK. You need to start
going to places
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where the women keep
their underwear on
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and the men are OK with that.
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Like where?
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Oh, OK, uh...
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well, there's this
great new martini bar
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that just opened
up on 38th Street.
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A lot of people from
my office go there.
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Well, that sounds great.
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Oh, it is great,
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and they make the best
raspberry cosmos...
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Hey, I bet you it's
hoppin' right now.
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I'm sold! Let's go!
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Oh, no, I wasn't
talking about me.
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I... I can't...
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Oh, right. No, no, of course.
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It's Valentine's Day. I'm sure
you have plans with Doug.
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Yeah, um, actually...
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he's driving penguins to Albany.
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I'll go change.
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Great.
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Where the hell are we, man?
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I don't know.
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You said this road would
get us to Albany.
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No, I said it would get
us to Albany faster.
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And it would've gotten us
to Albany faster if it...
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went to Albany.
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I can't believe you, man.
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Sorry, all right?
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I'm just trying to
get back in time
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to salvage a little Valentine's
Day with my wife. OK?
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All right, all right.
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All right, the next exit
is Industrial Boulevard.
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That should take us
back to the thruway.
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OK, good.
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Why do you think they're sending these
penguins to another zoo, anyway?
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I don't know.
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Maybe they're troublemakers.
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You mean...
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stealing fish or...
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giving people the flipper?
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Up yours!
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What? Here it is.
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I can't get over! The exit.
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Just go for it!
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OK...
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you all right?
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Yeah.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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All right. Everyth...
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Everything's OK.
Everything's OK.
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What the hell was that?
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It sounds a lot like
loose penguins.
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Doug: Be careful.
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All right, well...
one's still locked up.
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Where's his friend?
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Close the door! Close the door!
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OK. All right.
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It's no biggie. We just...
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we just gotta get him
back in his cage.
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Right.
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Just go ahead.
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Me?
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No way. You're the one who
drove off the road. You do it.
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I'm not touching that thing.
It could be poisonous.
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Penguins aren't poisonous.
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Why, you're a big baby!
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Get back.
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OK, what just happened here...
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stays between us.
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Right.
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OK.
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So...
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so what now?
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Well, how about this?
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I saw on one of those
nature shows, I think...
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penguins, they're
afraid of walruses.
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You know? So...
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if you get down there
and act like a walrus,
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maybe you can scare him
back into his cage.
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OK, so you and me are both
up for the role of walrus...
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and I get it?
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I can't believe this.
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It's not working.
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Oh, it's not working?
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Come on, boy.
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Come on, boy.
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All right.
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That was easier than I thought.
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Just call me Dr. Douglittle.
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No. All right, let's
get out of here.
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All right. All right.
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What's goin' on?
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It's locked.
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"Warning..."
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"Retain key at all times."
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Mother of ass!
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I love this place.
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And these cosmo
things are delicious.
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OK. Slow it down there, Hol.
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Slow it down.
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Sorry. I'm used to drinking
Rheingold through a funnel.
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Well, you can get back
to that tomorrow.
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Tonight we focus on finding you Mr.
Right.
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Or at least... Mr. Not
Steal Your PIN Number.
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OK. I'm ready. What do I do?
What do I do?
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All right, all right. Well,
the most important thing
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is to just play it cool.
All right?
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You just spot a guy you'd like,
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and you make eye contact...
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then you give him
a little smile...
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and then as quickly as
you gave him that smile,
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you snap it right back.
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You want him to know
that you're interested,
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but it's still up to him
to make the first move.
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Ohh...
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I was just showing
her something.
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Go... go back to your table.
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Go, go. Go, go. Go, go.
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All right.
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Tip number 2...
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When you're talking to a guy
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and you know you like him, brush
something off his shoulder.
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That'll drive him nuts.
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What if he doesn't have
anything on his shoulder?
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It doesn't matter.
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Oh, I understand.
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You gotta work it.
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Right.
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Yeah, that's... how
you landed Doug, huh?
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Something like that, yeah.
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Carrie?
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Mm. Mr. Pruzan, hi!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day,
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so I thought I'd spend
it with Lady Vodka.
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At least she doesn't cheat
on me with my brother
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when he stops by
to return a book.
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Well, I guess we'll
leave you two alone.
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Come on, Holly.
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All right.
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Aren't you gonna introduce me
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to your friend?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Um, Mr. Pruzan,
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this is Holly, my dog-Walker.
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Holly, this is my boss Mr.
Pruzan.
267
00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:13,193
It's very nice to
meet you, Holly.
268
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,429
Walker of dogs.
269
00:11:14,496 --> 00:11:17,202
Nice to meet you, too, Mr.
Pruzan.
270
00:11:17,269 --> 00:11:19,140
Boss of Carrie.
271
00:11:20,778 --> 00:11:22,214
You have something
on your shoulder...
272
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,651
No! No, he does not.
273
00:11:23,719 --> 00:11:24,887
He really doesn't!
274
00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,390
He really does not!
275
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:29,732
Anyway, I guess we'll see you
first thing Monday morning.
276
00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:31,936
A booth just opened up!
277
00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:33,408
Oh, no! Come on, let's sit down.
278
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,412
That's not necessary.
Really. Thank you.
279
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,582
All right. Carrie,
280
00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:37,917
Holly's running a little low.
281
00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:39,489
Get her a fresh
drink, would you?
282
00:11:39,556 --> 00:11:42,262
And I'll have a triple Gray
Goose, ice on the side.
283
00:11:42,329 --> 00:11:43,264
Thank you.
284
00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:44,266
Thanks.
285
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,103
You're welcome.
286
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:57,764
♪ The summer wind
came over you ♪
287
00:11:57,832 --> 00:12:01,739
♪ From across the sea
288
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,077
♪ And lingered there...
289
00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:06,251
Arthur, can I talk
to you for a minute?
290
00:12:06,319 --> 00:12:08,355
Not a good time, Spence.
291
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,425
Now.
292
00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:10,627
Excuse me, sweetheart.
293
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,465
Keep that motor running.
294
00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:16,775
I'm going home.
295
00:12:16,843 --> 00:12:18,647
Why would you want to go home?
296
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:20,452
It's Valentine's Day
and I just dropped
297
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,492
a perfectly good woman
right in your lap!
298
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,563
She's old enough to
be my grandmother.
299
00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:28,035
She's your Mrs. Robinson.
300
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,544
I'm going home.
301
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,849
But this is my big chance.
302
00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:35,487
I'm begging you.
303
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,258
Take the bullet for me, son!
304
00:12:37,325 --> 00:12:38,761
Fine.
305
00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:45,843
Everything all right, Spencer?
306
00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:47,448
Everything's great.
307
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,056
So...
308
00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:53,496
Arthur tells me
you're an eye doctor.
309
00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:57,138
No.
310
00:12:57,205 --> 00:12:58,875
Arthur lies.
311
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,883
I work for the Transit
Authority selling tokens.
312
00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:04,789
Really? That must be
very interesting.
313
00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:06,192
No, it isn't.
314
00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,130
I sit in a glass booth all day.
315
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:10,367
Actually, I do, too.
316
00:13:10,435 --> 00:13:11,706
I sell tickets
317
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,610
at the Midway movie theater.
318
00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:15,046
The Midway?
319
00:13:15,114 --> 00:13:16,718
Mm-hmm.
320
00:13:16,785 --> 00:13:18,387
That's a nice booth.
321
00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:19,590
Mm.
322
00:13:20,794 --> 00:13:23,566
Did you get that
anti-glare coating yet?
323
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:26,974
No. And I've been begging
my manager for it.
324
00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:29,681
Oh, it will change your life.
325
00:13:29,749 --> 00:13:30,950
The way...
326
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,120
Help! Help!
327
00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:33,356
Help! Help!
328
00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:35,261
We're trapped in here!
It's cold!
329
00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,164
And we have penguins!
330
00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:38,334
Just stick with "Help."
331
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,373
They don't need to hear
the whole damn story.
332
00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:41,944
Hey, you yell for help
the way you want,
333
00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:44,449
I'll yell for help
the way I want, OK?
334
00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:46,855
This wouldn't have happened if you'd
just stayed on the route we were given.
335
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:48,291
You're blaming this on me?
336
00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:50,296
You're the one who got
us locked in here!
337
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,235
I only closed the door
because you told me to.
338
00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:55,074
I'm sorry. I assumed you could
read a huge warning sticker
339
00:13:55,143 --> 00:13:57,345
with lightning bolts on it!
340
00:13:57,413 --> 00:14:00,821
Man, we're so screwed!
341
00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:02,759
Say, you know what?
342
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,597
I am big, and I am strong,
343
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:05,933
and there's no way
344
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:07,938
I am spending Valentine's
Day locked in a truck.
345
00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:09,040
Step aside.
346
00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,247
Aaaahhh!
347
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,572
So, professional dog-walking...
348
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,079
what's that all about?
349
00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:27,416
Um... well, I go to
people's houses,
350
00:14:27,484 --> 00:14:30,324
and basically I walk their dogs.
351
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,295
That's incredible.
352
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,868
OK...
353
00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:36,104
one ahi tuna,
354
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,777
sliced extra thin.
355
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,480
And tempura rolls...
356
00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,954
for my dog-walker.
357
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:45,058
Actually, can you
excuse me for a sec?
358
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:46,394
Sure. Yeah.
359
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,235
Where you headed?
360
00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:50,571
Well, like they say,
361
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,710
you don't buy drinks,
you rent 'em.
362
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,588
She's de-lightful.
363
00:14:57,656 --> 00:15:00,462
I can't believe you didn't
introduce me to Holly sooner.
364
00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:01,998
You know...
365
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,003
I'm going to London next week.
366
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,612
You think if I took her
along, she'd sleep with me?
367
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,285
I think if you took her to Ihop,
368
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,021
she'd sleep with you.
369
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:16,565
Uh, Mr. Pruzan, can I
be honest with you?
370
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:17,668
Sure.
371
00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:19,306
Um... I don't really think Holly
372
00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:21,044
is the right girl for you.
373
00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:22,646
But we have chemistry.
374
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,988
Did you see the way she brushed
that thing off my shoulder?
375
00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:27,391
It was electric.
376
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,329
Even so, even so...
377
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,332
uh, there are...
378
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,737
There are things,
um, about Holly,
379
00:15:32,805 --> 00:15:34,107
you know, that...
380
00:15:34,175 --> 00:15:35,276
What are you getting at?
381
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:38,350
Well, she's got a real temper.
382
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:40,389
You know? I mean, you should
see her with her dogs.
383
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,527
I mean, she puts this choke
chain around their neck,
384
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:45,133
she just really, really
yanks 'em real hard.
385
00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:46,369
She yells at them.
386
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:48,073
Keep talking.
387
00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,827
You know, I never
told anyone this,
388
00:15:56,895 --> 00:16:00,102
but sometimes, I feel like
I'm in a glass booth,
389
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,039
cut off from the world, even...
390
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,445
Even when you're not
actually in your booth.
391
00:16:04,513 --> 00:16:05,448
Yes!
392
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,185
I've felt that way...
393
00:16:07,253 --> 00:16:09,357
the same way my whole life.
394
00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,393
Like you never fit in.
395
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,562
Yes.
396
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:20,015
You have the most
amazing blue eyes.
397
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,654
Actually, they're dilated
398
00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:26,062
from one of my medications.
399
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:30,841
They're very nice.
400
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,077
Soulful.
401
00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:38,425
You are a very special
man, Spence Olchin.
402
00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:41,900
And you're a very
special woman...
403
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,837
Betty Guttenplant.
404
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:52,926
Why'd you invite me over, then?!
405
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:54,930
I didn't know you wanted that!
406
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:56,935
Hey! Don't hang the
meat in the window
407
00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:58,406
if it ain't for sale!
408
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:03,284
Come on, Spence. This
place is squaresville.
409
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:04,855
Come on, let's go. What?!
410
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,257
You heard me! But I...
411
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,029
I...
412
00:17:08,097 --> 00:17:09,365
guess I...
413
00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,203
gotta go.
414
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:18,419
Call me.
415
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,420
Hey, uh...
416
00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:34,257
you got an extra one of those?
417
00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:35,793
Huh?
418
00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:37,096
Oh, yeah.
419
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,469
Thank you.
420
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:40,839
Do you have a light?
421
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,779
Thanks.
422
00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:48,290
I don't usually smoke, but...
423
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,393
Bad night?
424
00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:50,428
Yeah.
425
00:17:50,496 --> 00:17:52,233
My dog-walker
426
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,070
is hooking up with my boss,
427
00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:56,142
so apparently, I
work for her, too.
428
00:17:57,479 --> 00:17:59,082
If I don't smoke,
429
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:01,922
I might do something
I'll regret in there.
430
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,863
You wanna do something you
might regret out here?
431
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,939
All right, you know what?
Back it off, Fonzie.
432
00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,275
I'm happily married.
433
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,613
Yeah. That's why you're out here
434
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:14,719
hittin' on me on
Valentine's Day.
435
00:18:14,787 --> 00:18:16,389
Oh, yeah. That's me.
436
00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:17,893
Always looking for
that special guy
437
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,363
leaning up against a Dumpster.
438
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,370
What, you think
you're better than me
439
00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:24,843
'cause you're comin' out
of some martini bar?
440
00:18:24,911 --> 00:18:26,312
You women are all the same.
441
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:28,150
"Get a job. Get off my sister.
442
00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:30,524
Stop dealin' out of my house."
443
00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:39,678
Would you...
444
00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,615
Would you like to meet someone?
445
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,810
It's gettin' pretty cold, huh?
446
00:18:53,878 --> 00:18:55,648
Yeah.
447
00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:56,818
Hey.
448
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,956
We are gonna get out
of here, right?
449
00:18:59,024 --> 00:19:00,728
Well, yeah, I mean,
450
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,732
someone will come by.
451
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,502
We'll be OK.
452
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,538
Yeah, they'll find us.
453
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:06,541
Yeah.
454
00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,077
Probably be a big rescue.
455
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,582
Hey, maybe they'll
make a movie about us,
456
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,489
like those Pennsylvania
miner guys.
457
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:14,927
OK, they had to drill through
7,000 feet of solid rock
458
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:16,263
to pull those guys out.
459
00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:18,837
They can get us out with a key.
460
00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:21,610
You know, when I was
in the National Guard,
461
00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:24,617
they told us that to
prevent hypothermia...
462
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,824
you should get as close as you
can to other people, you know?
463
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:29,395
For body heat.
464
00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:32,301
You mean...
465
00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:33,872
hold each other?
466
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,309
Well, yeah.
467
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,047
You know...
468
00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:39,652
I mean, if we want to live.
469
00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:01,036
Sorry I...
470
00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:03,207
got us in this whole mess.
471
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,544
Ah...
472
00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,314
it's my fault, too.
473
00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:11,394
I want you to know if
anything happens...
474
00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:13,365
you're my best friend.
475
00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:14,768
Hmm...
476
00:20:14,836 --> 00:20:16,472
same here.
477
00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:20,148
You know, it's weird. I'm...
478
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,319
not even scared.
479
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,891
It's like I feel safe with you.
480
00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:27,465
Thanks.
481
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:32,043
What do you... what do
you think that's about?
482
00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:34,114
I think they're talking
to each other.
483
00:20:34,182 --> 00:20:35,584
Hey, you know, when
we picked them up,
484
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,324
I saw on their tags that one's
a girl and one's a boy.
485
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,528
You think they're a couple?
486
00:20:40,596 --> 00:20:42,968
Yeah. And in separate
cages on Valentine's Day.
487
00:20:43,036 --> 00:20:44,338
That's sad.
488
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,413
Let's see what we have here.
489
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:53,593
Girl's name is Chloe.
490
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,932
And he is...
491
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,268
Milk Dud.
492
00:20:57,335 --> 00:20:58,605
Well, friend,
493
00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:01,880
get ready to change
your name to Milk Stud.
494
00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:07,794
Look at that.
495
00:21:07,861 --> 00:21:10,299
She's going into his cage.
496
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,470
Chloe, you dirty little girl.
497
00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,556
Whoa, they like it rough.
498
00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:22,494
Wait.
499
00:21:22,562 --> 00:21:23,596
Are they fighting?
500
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:27,739
Get her out of there!
Get her out of there!
501
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,498
Something's going
on in this truck.
502
00:21:39,803 --> 00:21:42,107
It sounds like a penguin fight.
503
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,179
Let's call for help.
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