Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,566 --> 00:00:11,898
Hey, I'm going to the gym.
2
00:00:11,966 --> 00:00:13,499
You sure you don't want to come?
3
00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:16,066
Hmm. No, but you're
adorable to keep asking.
4
00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,282
Oh, shoot. I need a towel.
5
00:00:24,151 --> 00:00:26,384
Aw, come on.
6
00:00:26,451 --> 00:00:28,619
Now, don't do this to me now.
Work.
7
00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,284
Work.
8
00:00:57,325 --> 00:01:00,658
Are you seriously
stealing my batteries?
9
00:01:03,176 --> 00:01:04,792
Yeah.
10
00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:06,425
So when I got to the gym,
11
00:01:06,493 --> 00:01:08,959
I'd just find out that
my batteries were dead?
12
00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,227
Yeah. And I left
your walkman on play
13
00:01:11,293 --> 00:01:13,461
so you'd think you
did it yourself.
14
00:01:14,679 --> 00:01:16,778
That's just evil.
15
00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:18,762
And you're married to it.
16
00:01:24,447 --> 00:01:26,281
Don't steal my stuff, ok?
17
00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,080
By the way, if you could,
uh, manage to roll yourself
18
00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:31,580
off the couch, there's
a whole drawer
19
00:01:31,648 --> 00:01:33,981
of batteries upstairs
in my office.
20
00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,351
Hope you can smell
smoke, sister.
21
00:01:58,237 --> 00:02:00,770
♪ My back is gettin' tight
22
00:02:16,808 --> 00:02:18,424
♪ 'cause, baby, all my life
23
00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:31,393
Bye, hon.
24
00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:33,427
No time for breakfast.
25
00:02:33,495 --> 00:02:35,110
Not that you're making any.
26
00:02:35,178 --> 00:02:37,044
Wait, wait. Don't go yet.
27
00:02:37,112 --> 00:02:39,028
I got something for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
28
00:02:44,213 --> 00:02:45,512
Come on.
29
00:02:46,964 --> 00:02:48,363
Kitchen sex?
30
00:02:50,098 --> 00:02:51,730
No. It's not sex.
31
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,497
You know what? I really am late.
32
00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,998
No! Come on, Doug. I am
trying to do something here.
33
00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:57,131
What? Come on.
34
00:02:57,199 --> 00:02:58,332
Come on, come on.
35
00:02:58,399 --> 00:02:59,732
I don't know what I'm doing?
36
00:02:59,799 --> 00:03:01,465
Come on. Gimme a spin.
Gimme something.
37
00:03:01,532 --> 00:03:03,132
What am I doing? Shake it!
Shake it!
38
00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,166
I don't even know
what I'm doing.
39
00:03:05,234 --> 00:03:06,367
There you go.
40
00:03:06,433 --> 00:03:07,766
I'm starting to sweat,
41
00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:10,101
and you're not telling
me what's going on.
42
00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:13,001
We are doing this to remind you
43
00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:15,568
of our first date,
where we went?
44
00:03:15,635 --> 00:03:17,269
To 2nd base?
45
00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,403
Salsa dancing.
46
00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,203
This weekend is the anniversary
of our first date,
47
00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,270
and by the way, you didn't
get to 2nd base, ok?
48
00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,204
You got under sweater,
but over bra.
49
00:03:27,272 --> 00:03:29,804
Well, if you'd have told me
the clasp was in the front,
50
00:03:29,872 --> 00:03:31,438
I would've got there.
51
00:03:31,506 --> 00:03:33,839
Come on. I made
reservations in the city
52
00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:35,705
at this place
called El caliente.
53
00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:37,140
They serve you a
romantic dinner,
54
00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:38,473
they give you salsa lessons,
55
00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:40,440
the band plays all night.
It'll be fun.
56
00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:41,940
Salsa dancing?
57
00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:45,441
That's got "split my pants"
written all over it.
58
00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,525
Doug, that was a
very important night
59
00:03:47,593 --> 00:03:48,924
for our relationship,
60
00:03:48,993 --> 00:03:51,093
and I want to do something
special to remember it.
61
00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,859
But we never
celebrated it before.
62
00:03:52,926 --> 00:03:55,326
I know. But I was
reading this magazine,
63
00:03:55,394 --> 00:03:57,893
and don't roll your eyes,
64
00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:01,211
but the article said it's
important in a relationship
65
00:04:01,279 --> 00:04:03,177
to have tent poles.
66
00:04:03,245 --> 00:04:04,779
Tent poles? Like in the circus?
67
00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:07,212
No, no. They're like
the big moments
68
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,579
that the rest of your
relationship is draped on.
69
00:04:09,647 --> 00:04:11,213
If you don't have
the tent poles,
70
00:04:11,281 --> 00:04:13,346
♪ Then you have nothing...
stop that!
71
00:04:13,415 --> 00:04:14,881
What?
72
00:04:14,948 --> 00:04:17,014
Will you go salsa dancing
with me this weekend?
73
00:04:17,081 --> 00:04:19,180
Ok, all right. God bless.
We'll go dancing, huh?
74
00:04:19,248 --> 00:04:21,048
I want you to have tent poles.
All right?
75
00:04:21,116 --> 00:04:22,382
Thank you.
76
00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,148
Last chance for kitchen sex.
77
00:04:24,216 --> 00:04:26,216
Actually, now I'm late.
78
00:04:33,135 --> 00:04:34,634
Hey, Heffernan.
79
00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:37,235
Hey, boss. H-h-how was
your, uh, weekend?
80
00:04:37,303 --> 00:04:40,635
My bird died. I had
him for 31 years.
81
00:04:40,703 --> 00:04:43,603
Oh! 31 years. That's...
that's a good ride.
82
00:04:43,671 --> 00:04:45,369
For a bird.
83
00:04:45,437 --> 00:04:47,637
Had a 300-word vocabulary.
84
00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,905
The only words he couldn't
say were "I ate glass."
85
00:04:53,639 --> 00:04:54,806
Yikes.
86
00:04:54,873 --> 00:04:56,806
So you, uh... You gonna
get another one?
87
00:04:56,873 --> 00:04:58,639
Oh, sure. Just get another one.
88
00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:01,007
They're all the same.
Feathers and a beak.
89
00:05:01,074 --> 00:05:04,207
That's all you people see!
90
00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:07,208
I'm sorry. I put him in
the ground this morning.
91
00:05:07,276 --> 00:05:09,741
Just get to work.
92
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,209
Hey. Hey. I've been
looking for you, man.
93
00:05:12,277 --> 00:05:13,375
What's up, player?
94
00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,276
This weekend, I'm
throwing a trip together
95
00:05:15,343 --> 00:05:16,509
to Atlantic city.
96
00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:17,943
Really? Yeah.
97
00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:19,576
I... I can't go. I can't do it.
98
00:05:19,644 --> 00:05:21,844
What are you talking about?
I got a ton of guys going.
99
00:05:21,912 --> 00:05:24,411
Nick's going. Rico, you're
coming on my trip, right?
100
00:05:24,478 --> 00:05:25,778
Sure, you got it, Jack.
101
00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:27,845
It's a.C., man. It's
drinking, it's gambling,
102
00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:29,279
it's cheap-ass buffeting.
103
00:05:29,346 --> 00:05:32,146
You don't have to tell me what
Atlantic city is, all right?
104
00:05:32,214 --> 00:05:34,597
I dream about it, for God's sakes.
I can't do it.
105
00:05:34,664 --> 00:05:36,730
Carrie's got this whole salsa
dancing thing planned.
106
00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,231
So you can bring
her on the trip.
107
00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:40,232
Kelly's coming. Carrie
can yap-yap with her,
108
00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,131
get her off my case
for 5 minutes.
109
00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:43,782
Uh, it's not gonna work.
110
00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:45,414
She's all psyched
about this weekend
111
00:05:45,482 --> 00:05:47,549
because it's the anniversary
of our first date.
112
00:05:47,617 --> 00:05:49,017
That's a chokehold right there.
113
00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,683
Aw, man. There's no
trip without you.
114
00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,784
You're the straw that
stirs the drink, man.
115
00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,717
Just let it go, ok? I
can't be the straw.
116
00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:57,284
All right. Let me come at
this another way, all right?
117
00:05:57,352 --> 00:05:59,818
Atlantic city.
118
00:06:00,953 --> 00:06:02,119
I'm in.
119
00:06:02,186 --> 00:06:03,418
That's my boy.
120
00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:05,385
I just gotta think of
a way to tell Carrie.
121
00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:07,486
Why don't you just do
what I did and tell her,
122
00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:08,987
"oh, you're going, woman."
123
00:06:09,054 --> 00:06:11,504
Right. I might have to
cute that one up a little.
124
00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:12,904
All right. I'm out of here.
125
00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,437
All right.
126
00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:15,504
Whew!
127
00:06:16,306 --> 00:06:17,606
So...
128
00:06:18,573 --> 00:06:20,338
Atlantic city, huh?
129
00:06:29,408 --> 00:06:30,524
There she is.
130
00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,791
Hey, hon.
131
00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:32,991
Hey.
132
00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,692
What you got going on there?
133
00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,392
Your emergency candy bar
melted in my purse again.
134
00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,910
I love ya, but I just
can't do it anymore.
135
00:06:42,977 --> 00:06:45,028
Come on, just 3 more months.
136
00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:49,195
By the way, I bought
some new shoes
137
00:06:49,262 --> 00:06:51,429
for El caliente on Saturday.
138
00:06:51,496 --> 00:06:53,329
Very spiky, muy slutty.
139
00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:57,747
Cool. You know I was, uh,
I was caught in traffic
140
00:06:57,815 --> 00:06:59,713
and I... I know I was
mocking you before,
141
00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:02,180
but I was thinking about
this whole tent pole thing.
142
00:07:02,248 --> 00:07:03,347
You were?
143
00:07:03,415 --> 00:07:05,414
Yeah. I think about
us sometimes.
144
00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:07,131
Does that shock you?
145
00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,398
Somewhat.
146
00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:12,632
Anyway, uh, we're building the
poles of our relationship,
147
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,000
and I was just wondering is
one night at El caliente,
148
00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:18,968
which, by the way,
means the caliente...
149
00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:22,835
Really enough?
150
00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:24,302
What do you mean?
151
00:07:24,369 --> 00:07:26,869
I just think we should do
something really special here.
152
00:07:26,937 --> 00:07:28,769
Maybe like a weekend
sort of thing.
153
00:07:28,838 --> 00:07:31,170
Something that we can drive
to that's not too far,
154
00:07:31,238 --> 00:07:33,403
like Atlantic city or something?
155
00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:36,637
Are you saying you want to
go on the trip with Deacon?
156
00:07:41,056 --> 00:07:43,288
I'm sorry. Who-con?
157
00:07:43,456 --> 00:07:45,739
I'm best friends with
his wife, you moron.
158
00:07:45,807 --> 00:07:47,840
We had lunch today.
159
00:07:47,907 --> 00:07:49,840
Didn't think that one through.
160
00:07:49,908 --> 00:07:51,641
Ok, look, I'm sorry, but I...
161
00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,107
I honestly think Atlantic city
162
00:07:53,175 --> 00:07:55,142
could be a great tent
pole for us, too.
163
00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,042
How? You play Blackjack all day,
164
00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:59,826
and then I watch you actually
eat all you can eat?
165
00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,326
We'll do all the things
that you want to do.
166
00:08:02,393 --> 00:08:04,127
We'll have a romantic dinner,
167
00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,560
we'll go dancing, we'll
walk on the boardwalk,
168
00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:08,694
and you can get a nice
massage at the spa
169
00:08:08,762 --> 00:08:10,328
and I can do a little gambling.
170
00:08:10,395 --> 00:08:12,294
I mean, it'll be a great weekend
171
00:08:12,362 --> 00:08:13,978
'cause we'll both be happy.
172
00:08:14,097 --> 00:08:16,995
And isn't that what
tent pole really means?
173
00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:21,096
No, not really. But you sold me.
174
00:08:21,164 --> 00:08:22,830
Ok. We can go.
175
00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,730
Thank you. Welcome.
176
00:08:24,798 --> 00:08:25,963
All right.
177
00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,215
Hello?
178
00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:34,315
The straw is in the drink.
179
00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,016
What? Who is this?
180
00:08:39,568 --> 00:08:42,434
It's Doug, you idiot. I'm in.
I got her on board.
181
00:08:42,502 --> 00:08:43,501
Cool.
182
00:08:43,569 --> 00:08:44,668
Is that Deacon?
183
00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:45,934
Uh, yeah.
184
00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:47,869
Ask him if Kelly's bringing
her workout clothes.
185
00:08:47,936 --> 00:08:50,270
Carrie wants to know if Kelly's
bringing her workout stuff.
186
00:08:50,337 --> 00:08:51,570
H-hold on.
187
00:08:51,638 --> 00:08:53,570
Kel, you bringing
your workout stuff?
188
00:08:53,638 --> 00:08:56,854
I don't know what I'm doing
about anything anymore.
189
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,770
Undecided.
190
00:09:00,838 --> 00:09:02,304
She's not sure.
191
00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:03,505
Ok.
192
00:09:03,573 --> 00:09:05,805
All right. Well, I guess the
next time I'll see you,
193
00:09:05,873 --> 00:09:08,005
I'll be in your vodka tonic.
194
00:09:08,073 --> 00:09:09,140
What?
195
00:09:10,991 --> 00:09:12,957
I'm the straw.
196
00:09:13,024 --> 00:09:14,474
I gotta go.
197
00:09:15,225 --> 00:09:16,608
A-all righty.
198
00:09:32,028 --> 00:09:34,995
Gotta tell ya, I am liking
this whole Egyptian thing.
199
00:09:35,063 --> 00:09:37,829
How much did you tip
the mummy back there?
200
00:09:38,563 --> 00:09:40,029
I gave him a dollar.
201
00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:41,229
Doug.
202
00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:43,296
Well, he did nothing.
He opened the car door
203
00:09:43,363 --> 00:09:45,330
and then he checked out my buns.
204
00:09:46,531 --> 00:09:48,047
He should be tipping me.
205
00:09:48,114 --> 00:09:49,181
Oh.
206
00:09:49,249 --> 00:09:51,281
Have you seen anybody else yet?
207
00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:52,448
No.
208
00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:54,665
Uh, hi. I can help
you over here.
209
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:56,065
Oh. Hi. Hi.
210
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,632
Checking in. Heffernan.
211
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,066
Heffernan...
212
00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:00,732
Doug and Carrie. I
have you right here,
213
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,300
and we've got a very nice room
on the 14th floor for you.
214
00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:04,850
Oh. Great. Um, by the way,
215
00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:07,251
what's your most romantic
restaurant here?
216
00:10:07,319 --> 00:10:09,818
Uh, that would be
queen nefertiti's.
217
00:10:10,286 --> 00:10:11,602
Nefertiti's?
218
00:10:13,837 --> 00:10:17,336
Should be, like, the name
of a strip club, huh?
219
00:10:17,404 --> 00:10:20,004
Check out her titis.
220
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:22,437
Here are your hotel
keys and, uh...
221
00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:23,837
Oh, we have a message.
222
00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:27,121
Um, "tried to call you at home.
Something came up."
223
00:10:27,189 --> 00:10:29,755
"Trip's off, but you two
have a kick-ass time.
224
00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,106
Deacon."
225
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,573
Huh? Deacon canceled?
What's that about?
226
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,839
I don't know. He said
something came up.
227
00:10:36,907 --> 00:10:40,041
Actually, this... this
could be kind of nice,
228
00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:42,542
just the two of us.
229
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,775
Hey, Heffernan. You made it.
Thank God.
230
00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,009
I thought it was
gonna be just me.
231
00:10:58,578 --> 00:11:01,078
By the way, honey, you
look beautiful tonight.
232
00:11:01,146 --> 00:11:02,962
Y-you really do. You look great.
233
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,146
Thank you, Doug.
234
00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:07,513
Yeah, she does. She really does.
235
00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:11,381
Thank you, Mr. O'Boyle.
236
00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,447
Hi. I'm Pam. I'll
be your waitress.
237
00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:15,915
Could I get you folks started
with something from the bar?
238
00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:18,016
Definitely. I'll have a glass
of chardonnay, please.
239
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:19,316
Yeah. I'll take a Heineken.
240
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,716
Nothing for me. I'm a
recovering alcoholic.
241
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,483
Ok.
242
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,017
Recovering alcoholic.
243
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,867
I guess we'll just
have to have our fun
244
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,051
at the Blackjack tables.
245
00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:29,185
I don't gamble, Doug.
246
00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:30,667
You don't gamble.
247
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:33,618
Nope. Not unless I want to
lose another house and family.
248
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,437
Ah, you know what?
249
00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:42,370
You kids, you don't need the
boss here to bring you down.
250
00:11:42,438 --> 00:11:44,437
Maybe I should just
shoot a cup of coffee
251
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,037
and drive back to the city.
252
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,721
You want me to go?
253
00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:53,006
No. No. No, no, no.
254
00:11:53,074 --> 00:11:54,789
We want you to stay
right here with us?
255
00:11:54,856 --> 00:11:56,322
What, are you kidding me?
256
00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:58,924
Well, ok, then. What the hell?
I'll stay.
257
00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:00,807
Super.
258
00:12:00,874 --> 00:12:03,991
Hey, I saw a rack full of
brochures in the lobby
259
00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:06,692
with lots of fun things to
do without dice or booze
260
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,592
here in Atlantic city. I'll go
check 'em out. Don't go anywhere.
261
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:10,759
Oh, we won't.
262
00:12:13,494 --> 00:12:14,826
He wanted to leave.
263
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,561
No, he did not. He was
just saying that.
264
00:12:16,628 --> 00:12:18,077
Ok, little tip, Doug.
265
00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:20,478
When a weird and boring
guy offers to leave,
266
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,995
you say, "drive safely."
267
00:12:23,063 --> 00:12:25,512
He's my boss. He can make
things very bad for me.
268
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,846
Oh, and I can't?
269
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,813
I can make it bad for you in
ways he's never dreamed of.
270
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,697
Why do you gotta go there?
271
00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:34,314
Another thing, Doug.
Do you know what?
272
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:36,581
If we would have done what
I wanted to do tonight,
273
00:12:36,649 --> 00:12:38,848
you would be eating a
Brazilian steak right now,
274
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:41,265
getting ready to rub up against
me on the dance floor.
275
00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:42,866
Instead, we're eating with a man
276
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:45,499
who keeps a feather from his
dead bird in his wallet.
277
00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:46,833
He's grieving, ok?
278
00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:48,366
And this isn't my fault.
It's Deacon.
279
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,567
He's the one who wanted
me to come down here.
280
00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:53,018
What the heck is
going on with him?
281
00:12:55,702 --> 00:12:58,635
Hi. You've reached Deacon,
Kelly, Kirby, and major.
282
00:12:58,702 --> 00:13:01,286
We're not home, so leave
a message at the beep.
283
00:13:02,671 --> 00:13:05,803
Hey, Deac, I-it's Doug. Little
question for ya, buddy:
284
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:07,721
Where the hell are you?
285
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:10,372
You know where I am? I'm in a.C.
286
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,755
Remember you said I'm the
straw that stirs the drink?
287
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:15,088
Well, guess what's getting
sucked through me right now?
288
00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:16,356
O'Boyle.
289
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,589
The point is, this
was your trip.
290
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:22,056
N-now, come on. Get in the
car and get down here.
291
00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:23,191
I'm dying.
292
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,275
Did I tell you we could
have a good time
293
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:33,876
without gambling or what?
294
00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,776
Yeah. How about that,
295
00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:39,044
uh, Ripley's believe
it or not museum, huh?
296
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,177
You know what I
couldn't believe?
297
00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,344
The condition of the
women's restroom.
298
00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:47,211
Hey, let me buy the two
of you a thank-you drink.
299
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:49,012
Oh, you know, we're ok.
300
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,145
No, no. You two paid for
the rickshaw, right?
301
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:52,546
I want to do this. Come on.
302
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,480
I promise this is
the last thing.
303
00:13:54,547 --> 00:13:57,647
Doug, I am ready to
run out into the sea.
304
00:13:57,715 --> 00:13:59,314
Look, we're at the finish line.
305
00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,414
You've been a champ.
Just one drink.
306
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,450
So, here we are
307
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:15,651
7 hours later.
308
00:14:21,753 --> 00:14:23,819
Wow. Look at that.
309
00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:27,220
I used to love to dance.
310
00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:33,221
Did you, now?
311
00:14:34,256 --> 00:14:35,955
Carrie, I'm a little bit Rusty,
312
00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:37,755
but would you do
me the pleasure?
313
00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:40,039
You know what? Uh...
314
00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:41,773
That sounds great.
315
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,574
Oh, I'm sorry, Doug.
316
00:14:46,642 --> 00:14:49,308
Do you mind if I dance
with your freako boss
317
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,908
on the anniversary
of our first date?
318
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,226
If you wanna.
319
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,563
Hey, yo, Doug! There you are!
320
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:17,896
Hey, buddy, you made it!
Hey, Deac's here!
321
00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:19,498
Hey, Deac! Where...
where's Kelly?
322
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,197
Huh? Your wife. Kelly.
323
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,031
Oh, she left me.
324
00:15:23,099 --> 00:15:24,664
She took her clothes
and the kids
325
00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:26,265
and just, uh, skedaddled.
326
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,999
All right. Point me
to the $100 tables,
327
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:30,399
and let's get this
party wagon rolling.
328
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,566
Whoo!
329
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,334
My God.
330
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,667
I can't believe Kelly left him.
331
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,734
I'm still getting
over a black guy
332
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,535
using the word "skedaddled."
333
00:15:41,302 --> 00:15:42,334
Doug.
334
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:43,802
Look, you... you're
her best friend.
335
00:15:43,869 --> 00:15:46,035
You just had lunch with her.
Didn't she say anything?
336
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,603
No, nothing. Go...
go talk to him.
337
00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,136
All right.
338
00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:50,454
All right. Change me, baby.
339
00:15:50,521 --> 00:15:51,721
Hey, Deac.
340
00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:53,454
I'm gonna make this
table beg for mercy.
341
00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:54,620
Come on, yo! 11!
342
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,955
Listen, guy, I... I know you're...
whoa.
343
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,855
Those chips you're
betting are $25 each.
344
00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:00,122
Oh. So, let's double 'em.
345
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,338
Got a new shooter.
346
00:16:01,406 --> 00:16:03,672
You want to jump on board?
I'm feelin' lucky tonight.
347
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,773
No. Look, bro. We can go
talk and get a beer...
348
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,074
Not until I win a big bag of money.
Now come on!
349
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:10,207
Papa needs a whole new family!
350
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:11,457
9. 9 is the point.
351
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:13,624
Easy point. 9 will be fine.
352
00:16:13,692 --> 00:16:15,957
I understand what's going on,
but you gotta talk to me.
353
00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:17,458
9. Winner. Whoo!
354
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,593
Well, maybe I'll just
piggy-back on you here.
355
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,310
You know, Palmer, I know
what you're going through.
356
00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,709
If you want to talk to
somebody, you can come to me.
357
00:16:24,777 --> 00:16:26,110
Uh, sir, are you playing?
358
00:16:26,178 --> 00:16:27,277
Just 100.
359
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:28,877
All right, we got
the boss on board.
360
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:31,011
Let's win one for the big man.
Come on!
361
00:16:31,078 --> 00:16:31,878
Yo! 11!
362
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,794
Yes! That's what
I'm talking about.
363
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,729
All right. Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
364
00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:36,862
Keep it moving.
365
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,462
6. The point is 6.
366
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,563
All right. 6. Pickin' up sticks.
367
00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:43,763
5. 5. We're still alive.
368
00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:44,930
What is going on?
369
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,031
We need a 6.
370
00:16:46,098 --> 00:16:47,631
Doug!
371
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:48,598
7 up.
372
00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,566
Nice job, jinxy.
373
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:53,465
New shooter.
374
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,667
I-I-I-I'm gonna hit the slots.
375
00:16:58,301 --> 00:16:59,833
7. Yeah! Huh!
376
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,467
Who do you have to boff
377
00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:04,101
to get a whiskey sour
around here, huh?
378
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:07,802
Hey, Deac, hold up.
379
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,769
Stop and tell us
what's going on.
380
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:11,703
I already told you.
Kelly left me.
381
00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:12,803
She took the kids
382
00:17:12,871 --> 00:17:14,886
and went to her mother's
in new brunswick.
383
00:17:14,954 --> 00:17:16,487
Well, did you, like,
have any idea
384
00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:17,720
that this was gonna happen?
385
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,254
No. I knew we were
having problems,
386
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:20,754
but I didn't think
it was this bad.
387
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,688
I thought you guys were
working things out.
388
00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,055
I don't know.
389
00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:25,889
We got into this huge
fight yesterday,
390
00:17:25,956 --> 00:17:28,357
and she started talking about
how she married too young,
391
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,490
how... how our whole
relationship just wasn't right,
392
00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:32,257
how we didn't have
any tent poles.
393
00:17:32,325 --> 00:17:33,473
I mean, tent pole.
394
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:35,941
What the hell does
that even mean?
395
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,293
What?
396
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,459
You told Kelly to
get tent poles?
397
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,678
I mentioned the article to her.
398
00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:52,111
I didn't know she was thinking
about leaving Deacon.
399
00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:54,111
Maybe she wasn't till
you got a hold of her.
400
00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:55,344
Oh, that's... you heard him.
401
00:17:55,412 --> 00:17:56,979
They were having
problems anyway.
402
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:58,312
Only problem is you going...
403
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,145
Tent pole. Would you stop?
404
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,846
I could tell Deacon right now,
405
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,513
and he wouldn't blame me at all.
406
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,814
Oh, really? No.
407
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:07,280
Well, then why don't ya?
408
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,647
Ok, fine. I'm going.
409
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,714
Ok.
410
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:16,582
Oh! Spank me with a shovel.
411
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:19,815
Hey, Deac.
412
00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:21,883
Hey.
413
00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:24,917
Hey, you know what
drives me crazy?
414
00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:27,152
Those old women who play,
like, 5 machines at once.
415
00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:30,218
I say, "back it off, granny.
Give us kids a chance."
416
00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:36,586
Anyway, you, uh... you said
that Kelly mentioned something
417
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:39,354
about tents or tent poles.
418
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:41,720
Funny thing.
419
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,355
Um, I had lunch with
Kelly last week.
420
00:18:45,423 --> 00:18:48,389
We were just gabbing away
about shoes and recipes.
421
00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:51,272
You know, girl stuff.
422
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,657
Anyhow, um, she seemed like she
could use some perkin' up,
423
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:58,057
so I... I may have
said just in passing
424
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:01,875
that it was important to
have, um, tent poles.
425
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,676
But then, we... we got back
to the shoe thing, you know?
426
00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:10,260
Oh, it turns out we
both need clogs.
427
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,461
She got that crap from you?
428
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,661
She may have.
429
00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,327
Well, what did you
tell her that for?
430
00:19:16,395 --> 00:19:18,129
Hey, come on. It's
not her fault.
431
00:19:18,196 --> 00:19:19,328
I know.
432
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,896
It's just...
433
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,030
It's gonna be ok, buddy.
We love you.
434
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:31,197
Yeah. We're gonna get
you through this.
435
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:32,965
We're here for you.
436
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,949
Oh, we have a $1,500 winner!
437
00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:43,050
Congratulations.
438
00:19:43,984 --> 00:19:45,817
Ok. 100,
439
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,817
200, 300...
440
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:50,618
We're still here for you.
Just a second.
441
00:19:50,685 --> 00:19:51,885
400, 500...
442
00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:53,784
Hey, smile for the camera.
443
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:58,453
700, 800, 900, 1,000,
444
00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,186
1,100, 1,200...
445
00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:01,353
Yeah!
446
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,620
1,500.
447
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,372
I gotta be honest.
448
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,039
I think we found a
lot of tent poles.
449
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,505
I mean, hey, nefertiti's,
450
00:20:12,573 --> 00:20:13,973
an unbelievable Caesar salad.
451
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,274
I didn't expect that. Did you?
I didn't. It was incredible.
452
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,873
I didn't even know what they
made their croutons out of,
453
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:21,674
but they were incredible.
Unbelievable.
454
00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:23,442
And not only that,
I think next year,
455
00:20:23,509 --> 00:20:25,741
you know what we should do?
We should try Vegas.
456
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:28,009
We'll find so many tent poles.
457
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:29,609
Wow. I don't think my boss' ass
458
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:32,010
has ever been quite
this close to my face.
459
00:20:32,078 --> 00:20:33,776
You know what that
means, my friend?
460
00:20:33,844 --> 00:20:35,477
Another tent pole.
461
00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:38,544
Hey, do I have to tip the
mummy again on the way out?
32737
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof