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Stanley, use the dog door.
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God, you're stupid.
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I'm going to show
you one more time,
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ok?
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Look, you just go
right through, ok?
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Right through here.
Right through.
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Go! Bing!
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Nothing at all, huh?
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All right, watch me.
Watch me and learn.
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Ooh, it's nice out here.
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I want to go out.
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I want to go out!
I want to go out!
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All right, hold your horses.
Let me grab my coat.
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Oh, God, I am so late!
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W-where's the milk?
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Not to worry. It's all in here.
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All of it? I wanted cereal.
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You should know from now on,
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I'm starting each day
with a health smoothie.
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I've decided I want to
live a long, long time.
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You just decided. We...
We don't get a vote?
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Very funny, Doug.
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You know, I don't really
need all this milk.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, all right. Thanks.
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You should know
I've already added
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the bean curd and the dulcolax.
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All-righty. Maybe I'll
have something else.
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Suit yourself.
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Ooh! Toaster strudel.
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'Cause I've decided I
want to die happy.
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
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Carrie! Telephone!
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I'm in the bathroom. Could
you take a message?
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Yeah, I got to take a message.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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It's someone named Jack Brennan.
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He wants to know if you can
come to his apartment tonight.
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Should I be hearing this?
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I'll take it up here.
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All right.
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She'll be right there.
And there she is.
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Doug, wait. You can't leave yet.
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Sorry, but last night's sex
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is just going to
have to hold you.
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Yeah, right. Anyway, listen.
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That was one of the
partners in my firm,
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and he's having a little
dinner party tonight
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for this new client,
and we're invited!
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Us? Why?
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Because the client loves me!
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He's this big
Japanese mucky-muck,
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and for the last
couple of weeks,
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I've been showing him
around and stuff, you know.
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I'm not just a secretary,
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I also schlep people.
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Here's the address.
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I'll meet you in the
lobby at 8:00, ok?
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Carrie, I can't.
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Why not?
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Hello, it's Thursday.
Double shift day.
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Doug, you know I'm trying
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to make paralegal at this firm.
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This is a great chance
for me to, you know,
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suck up.
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I want you to suck up.
I just can't be there.
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Well, you could if you
really wanted to.
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That's not true!
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I wouldn't be done
working until 8:00.
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Doug, 2 Thursdays ago,
you had a double shift,
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but you wanted to see that ladies'
kickboxing thing, remember?
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Somehow you made it home by 7:30
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with a keg of beer
and a 3-foot sub.
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Yeah, that day everything
went just right.
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Come on, Carrie, even if
I could make it in time,
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you know I'm not good
at those things.
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I'd spill something, and
some lady would say,
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"Oh, who invited that man?"
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Ok, shemp, you made your point.
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You don't have to go.
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Come on, why do you
even need me there?
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I guess I don't need you there.
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I just would've liked it.
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Oh.
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It's still frozen.
What happened?
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Huh? I don't know.
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Hey, me and Donelli are going to go eat.
You want to come?
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No, I'm skipping lunch.
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That's a good one. Now, come on.
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I'm skipping lunch.
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Why, what's going on?
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Ah, there's this
stupid dinner party
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Carrie really wanted
me to go to tonight,
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so if I really hump it, I can get
there in time and surprise her.
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Ok.
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Well, where you guys eating?
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Oh, that, uh, Philly cheese
steak place on northern blvd.
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The cheese steak place?
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Man, why don't you just stab me?
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Did I say the
cheese steak place?
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No, I meant the
luncheonette on 24th
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with the rats and
the dirty counters.
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I like their fries.
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So you coming?
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No. Just go, go, go!
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Just grab me a little
something-something
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for the road.
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Let's see here.
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75 cents. Just enough.
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Come on, baby.
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Jump.
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Come on, come on. Drop.
Drop for daddy.
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Drop for me!
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Come on!
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All right, fine. You
want to play that game?
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Let's get it on!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Are you sure you
don't want to come?
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Just go!
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Oh! Didn't expect that.
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Hello!
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Who's there?
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It's me, Spence. Is Doug here?
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No, he's out.
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Ok. Bye.
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Wait!
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What?
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Come down here and play with me.
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I'm tired of playing
with myself.
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Pardon me?
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So, how's that job of yours
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taking tolls on the bridge?
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I don't take tolls
on the bridge.
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I sell tokens on the subway.
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Oh, a thousand pardons.
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You know, it's a pretty
interesting job.
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It's a great place
to observe people.
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Yeah. Well, now you can observe
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your bishop disappearing.
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You know, the other
day, it was raining,
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and everybody was
fumbling around
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with their briefcases
and umbrellas,
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trying to get their
tokens into the slot.
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It struck me kind of funny.
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Yeah. Little man in glass
booth has last laugh.
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Anyway, it occurred to me
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that whoever invents a backpack
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that can also hold
an umbrella...
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It would be pretty handy.
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You know, you might be
on to something there.
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What do you mean?
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Your backpack.
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With the proper handling,
an item like that
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could make us a pretty penny.
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What are you saying,
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that we can actually
make them ourselves?
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Why not?
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Back in the 50s, I was
in and out of marketing
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almost 8 months.
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Jawanda, it's Heffernan.
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I, uh, just finished my route.
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I'll drop the truck
back later tonight.
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Here's your suit, my man.
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Thanks for picking it up. Only
way I can make the party.
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Have a good time, all right?
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Hey, you got anything
to eat on you?
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I literally have
not eaten all day.
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Sorry.
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Any more gum?
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I'm chewing my last piece.
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How long you been chewing it?
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Does that matter?
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All right, all right.
Just go. Go!
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Then phase 3, we show the
design to the money guys,
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get the start-up capital,
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and bam! We're in production.
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Yeah, but, maybe
we should make 'em
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someplace like Pakistan or Mexico,
you know, for the cheap labor.
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Hey!
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The unipack will be
made on American soil
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by American workers
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making decent
American union wages!
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All right, all right, relax.
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We start out small,
sell 'em in the subway.
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Then we branch out to
the specialty stores.
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Then we go worldwide!
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Yeah! I... I just read that that
China market is opening up.
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Sure.
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What are there, 2
billion Chinese people?
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If we sell each one a unipack,
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that's how many unipacks?
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2 billion.
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Whoa!
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Whoa! I'm right here.
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H-hi, Mr. Brennan.
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Hello, Carrie. Hi.
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I was just a little thrown by the...
the...
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Oh, yes. It's a
private elevator.
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Oh, well. That's nice
work if you can get it.
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Ahem.
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Listen, I... I just want to thank
you so much for inviting me.
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I'm just so thrilled to
be part of this thing.
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Carrie!
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's so good to see you again, Mr.
Fugita.
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So, I understand Carrie has been
showing you around our little town.
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Oh, yes. Yesterday
she took me to eat
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at a very delicious rib joint.
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Right.
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Then a peep show.
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That was his idea.
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Didn't expense it.
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So, Carrie, where
is your husband?
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Oh, he, um, he... He
couldn't make it.
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Hi, I'm Doug Heffernan.
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I'm here for the party in Mr.
Brennan's apartment.
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Take this elevator
up to the penthouse.
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Uh, listen, I just
came from work.
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Is there some room where
I could change in?
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Nope.
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Well, where do you change?
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Changing room in the back.
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I can't use it?
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Nope.
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Carrie got us tickets
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to a wonderful show last night.
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What was it, uh...
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Bring in the...
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'Da noise, bring in 'da funk.
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Yes, yes, yes. Very lively.
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Hey, hon'.
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Hi. Hi.
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Sorry about that. I was sort
of bankin' on a hallway.
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I usually don't strip at parties
unless I get paid first.
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Ok, honey. Thank you.
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Good to meet you, Doug.
Jack Brennan.
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Hey, how are you?
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And this is Mr. Fugita.
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Nice to meet you.
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Very nice to meet you, Doug.
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So, sumo wrestler?
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No, just fat.
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Oh, ed, Julie. Glad
you could make it.
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Excuse us a moment.
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What was that little stunt about?
I thought you weren't coming.
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I wasn't, but then I felt bad,
I wanted to come surprise you.
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You did! I was expecting pants!
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Would you give me a break?
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I... I... I busted my butt
to get here to support you.
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I'm sorry. You're right.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Thanks. Now, when's dinner?
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There's no dinner.
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You said this was
a dinner party.
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Yeah, but then Brennan told me at
the office that it was just drinks.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't know you were coming.
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I... I haven't eaten all day.
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All right, all right.
262
00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:18,407
Now, just listen. We'll
get you taken care of.
263
00:12:18,474 --> 00:12:20,576
There's some hors d'oeuvres over there.
Come on.
264
00:12:20,644 --> 00:12:22,945
Maybe there's something
greasy on a stick.
265
00:12:25,281 --> 00:12:27,182
Wh-what is this stuff?
266
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,317
Well, you got some
pickled carrots,
267
00:12:29,385 --> 00:12:30,686
radishes.
268
00:12:30,754 --> 00:12:32,320
Can I fix you a
plate of this, uh,
269
00:12:32,388 --> 00:12:34,156
shredded brown stuff?
270
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:37,726
This stuff can't be for people.
271
00:12:37,794 --> 00:12:39,995
They must have
some kind of bird.
272
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,264
Hey, let's go find it
and put it on a stick.
273
00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:44,433
All right, before you
start eating pets,
274
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,968
let's just peek in the kitchen.
275
00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:47,903
I'm sure they're making
some hot hors d'oeuvres.
276
00:12:47,971 --> 00:12:50,673
They must be. They can't expect
to serve people just this crap.
277
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,307
Hey, how are you?
278
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,709
Ok, all right, come on.
279
00:12:53,777 --> 00:12:56,779
Let's take a peek,
but be casual.
280
00:12:56,846 --> 00:12:57,813
Ok.
281
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,060
I think I'm gonna cry.
282
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:16,331
Oh, man, I love this country.
283
00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:18,333
Yeah. Where else could
a couple of schmoes
284
00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:19,568
with nothing but a dream
285
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:22,037
end up with a multimillion
dollar company?
286
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,973
Oh, it's going to be sweet.
287
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,541
I think I'll buy a
house at the beach.
288
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,811
One that's big enough
for me and my mom
289
00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:30,679
to have our own rooms.
290
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,181
I'm thinking boat.
291
00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:35,718
S.S. Unipack out
of Newport news.
292
00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:38,854
Whoo, that's living!
293
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,288
We got no problems at all!
294
00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:41,490
None at all.
295
00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:44,392
At least, not until
the patent expires.
296
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,561
Oh, right. The patent.
297
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,664
Then the market will
probably get flooded
298
00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:50,398
with cheap knockoffs.
299
00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,835
We got to develop
some new products.
300
00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:54,103
You're the head of R & D.
301
00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,237
What do you got?
302
00:13:55,304 --> 00:13:56,304
Nothing.
303
00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:58,774
Nothing? What the hell
do you do all day?
304
00:14:04,881 --> 00:14:06,849
You know, I think the
foundation we've set up
305
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:08,183
for the Nakamura corporation
306
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,952
is going to be just marvelous.
307
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,054
Community grants, scholarships.
308
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:15,323
And it's not a bad
tax shelter either.
309
00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:18,027
Yes, but I know that's
not why you did it.
310
00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:20,863
Of course not. With all
the success we've had,
311
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,766
it's our responsibility
to give something back,
312
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,400
and we're proud to do it.
313
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:26,568
Well, needless to say,
314
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,470
everyone at Jacobs,
Heskell, and Palmer...
315
00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,873
What are you doing?
316
00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,441
I think I found some
kind of cracker.
317
00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:37,245
That is a button from the couch!
318
00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,984
Would you just settle down?
319
00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:46,655
Hey, uh, what you got there?
320
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:48,023
Mints. Would you like one?
321
00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:49,058
Oh.
322
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,458
Thanks.
323
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,366
Thank you.
324
00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:07,009
Will you stop it?
325
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,044
I'm sorry. Can we go?
326
00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:11,346
Not until after the kabuki.
327
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:17,686
Excuse me.
328
00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:20,022
You know where the restroom is?
329
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,557
It's right over there.
330
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,344
It's like a twilight zone!
331
00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:46,148
Doug, what are you doing now?
332
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,783
Looking for something to eat.
333
00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:49,184
This is my boss' apartment.
334
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,986
You can't just rifle
through his kitchen!
335
00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:53,188
Carrie, if I don't eat
something in the next minute,
336
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,322
I will die!
337
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,692
All right, all right.
Let's just get you fed
338
00:15:57,761 --> 00:15:59,661
and out of here quickly!
339
00:16:01,397 --> 00:16:02,998
I'm not having any
luck, are you?
340
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,133
Nothing.
341
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,802
I guess rich people
don't like to nosh.
342
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,570
Chewable vitamin cs!
343
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:13,341
God, they're not chewable!
They're not chewable!
344
00:16:13,409 --> 00:16:15,077
Doug, don't spit in their sink!
345
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,578
They're obviously clean freaks!
346
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,280
Stop it! Stop it!
347
00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:19,481
Stop!
348
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,020
Oh.
349
00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:26,488
Eggs. Score.
350
00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:28,157
No. No. No.
351
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:29,491
No. No.
352
00:16:29,558 --> 00:16:30,959
I'm just making an omelet.
353
00:16:31,027 --> 00:16:31,994
No!
354
00:16:32,061 --> 00:16:33,662
Just a plain one.
355
00:16:33,729 --> 00:16:35,864
Doug, they're gonna to start
to wonder where we are!
356
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,867
If you work with me on this,
357
00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:41,270
it'll go faster.
358
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,772
I need a frying pan and a whisk.
359
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,407
Oh, here you both are.
360
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:47,475
Yes. Yes.
361
00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:49,344
We were so impressed
by your bathroom
362
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,213
that we thought the
kitchen must be
363
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:52,981
really something.
364
00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:54,482
It is lovely.
365
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:57,519
I love how you didn't spoil
it with a lot of messy food.
366
00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:00,055
Well, we spend most of our time
367
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,389
at our house on the island,
368
00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:03,926
so there's usually not
a morsel to eat here.
369
00:17:03,993 --> 00:17:05,160
Really?
370
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,965
Listen, Mr. Fugita
really likes you two.
371
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,500
Come on back out and chat him
up a little more. Come on.
372
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:13,902
Sure. Sure.
373
00:17:16,139 --> 00:17:17,539
Come on, hon'.
374
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,642
Come, now!
375
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,386
Good God, that is disgusting!
376
00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:34,089
More than you think.
377
00:17:34,157 --> 00:17:35,423
They weren't fresh.
378
00:17:39,395 --> 00:17:41,696
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
379
00:17:41,764 --> 00:17:43,231
When the knockoffs
hit the market,
380
00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:44,966
we're going to be
hemorrhaging red ink!
381
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,135
It's not my fault. It's
those lazy American workers
382
00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:48,937
sucking us dry with
their fat paychecks
383
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:50,505
and their bloated benefits!
384
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:52,441
You had to give 'em dental.
385
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:54,676
I didn't know what
I was signin'!
386
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,813
Look...
387
00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:02,250
Maybe the thing to do is...
388
00:18:02,318 --> 00:18:04,152
Bring in somebody fresh.
389
00:18:05,421 --> 00:18:07,322
What do you mean?
390
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,958
Just somebody to run the
day-to-day operation.
391
00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:11,826
You know, make the
company lean and mean.
392
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:13,761
You trying to squeeze me out?
No!
393
00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:15,163
I knew it from the beginning!
394
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:17,299
You were just waiting to
put the boot in my ass!
395
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:18,633
You're crazy, old man, crazy!
396
00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:21,236
You ungrateful punk! I made you!
397
00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:23,972
I'm sorry.
398
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:27,075
I'm... I'm just trying to
figure a way out of this thing.
399
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:29,911
Well...
400
00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:32,314
There may be one way out.
401
00:18:34,016 --> 00:18:35,450
What?
402
00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:38,286
We torch the factory for
the insurance money.
403
00:18:39,722 --> 00:18:42,724
What if somebody
gets hurt or killed?
404
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:45,427
Then God help us all.
405
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:11,453
Oh.
406
00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:13,555
What is it?
407
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:16,424
I feel nauseous.
408
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,193
No, you don't.
409
00:19:18,261 --> 00:19:20,428
Carrie, all I've had all day
410
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:22,030
is a pickled carrot,
411
00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:24,399
a box of tic tacs,
2 raw eggs, and...
412
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,000
Some plant food.
413
00:19:27,203 --> 00:19:29,804
Just take deep breaths.
You'll be fine.
414
00:19:31,507 --> 00:19:32,807
I know.
415
00:19:45,688 --> 00:19:47,489
I'm going to throw up.
416
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,157
Doug, if you throw up,
417
00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:50,858
I will leave you!
418
00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:52,661
Sorry, but it's out of my hands.
419
00:19:55,698 --> 00:19:56,831
Hey.
420
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,400
Hey, thanks again
for coming tonight.
421
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,436
So, how's your stomach feeling?
422
00:20:34,503 --> 00:20:36,471
Scared and a little hurt.
423
00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:39,441
Poor baby.
424
00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:40,575
As soon as we get home,
425
00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:42,611
I will make you
something to settle it.
426
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,079
You mean, maybe like, uh,
427
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,781
a couple of pieces of toast?
428
00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:47,815
Ok.
429
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:52,420
And maybe some cheese and
salami in between them.
430
00:21:49,213 --> 00:21:50,747
Ah!
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