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(clearing throat)
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Camille? Kids?
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(whimpering)
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(whimpering)
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(clearing throat)
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Me! Ba! How are you?
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No! I'm fine!
Just relax.
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- Andrew: Yeah!
- (door closing)
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Hey, mom. Sorry about that.
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Wasn't expecting you over today.
But I'm glad you're here
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Because I wanted
to show you... This.
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Wow.
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They wrote an article
about me and my early-hours
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Nightclub initiative at work.
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Con! I'm so proud of you.
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Look at my handsome boy.
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That's me.
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No, danh.
Andrew is in magazine.
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Wow, rock and roll.
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I want to put this
in my scrapbook.
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You have a scrapbook?
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Yes, for my children's success.
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Now, you can finally be in it.
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Ha! I can't wait to see
carol's dumb doctor face
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When she sees this.
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Uh, what is all this?
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We get grocery
from 'fret froot'.
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- Where?
- Both: 'fret froot'!
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Oh, fresh foods.
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- Why?
- For tet.
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I thought we were going to
carol's for lunar new year.
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Change of plans. We do here now.
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- Why not at your place?
- Your father tried to redo
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The kitchen tiles himself.
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Youtube make it look so easy.
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Kitchen is a mess.
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Okay, go get the rest.
We went to 'bacaparum', too.
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'bacaparum'... 'baca'...
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Bulk emporium. Got it.
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I'll help dad.
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? maybe, maybe, baby ?
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? I'm as real as can be ?
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Okay, so, the pool neighbours
are getting a divorce.
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There's no kids involved,
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But there is a bitter custody
battle over their rabbit
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Named, get this, christine.
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- Oh. Oh.
- Okay, what's wrong?
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You love hot goss and
animals with human names.
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Yeah, sorry. Um,
something just happened at work
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And I can't really shake it.
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Oh, what happened?
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I held a baby.
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You held a baby?
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Yeah.
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And it was so small and warm,
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And it smelled
so good, like cookies.
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Aww, you had the baby feeling.
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What is happening?
I don't want a baby.
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I have a life.
I don't want to ruin that.
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Okay, wow.
"ruin" seems like a strong word.
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But you know what?
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I know someone that can
help you work through this.
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So, sebastian is scary good
at reading tarot cards.
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He predicted new
beginnings for me
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When I started cam pham eats,
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And then again with
good morning gloria.
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But those could
all be coincidences.
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I assure you I'm trained
in this art of insight.
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Now, please, I need silence.
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(exhaling sharply)
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The cards are ready, but beware,
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Once revealed,
there is no going back.
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You understand?
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Touch it.
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(exhaling sharply)
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Queen of cups.
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Mother.
Protector of family.
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Whoa.
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These cards can mean
literally anything.
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Ace of cups.
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New beginnings and
new life into the world.
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(gasping)
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- Stop.
- New life.
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The empress.
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This is the
ultimate mothering card.
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It represents fertility
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In the most literal way.
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Oh, my god, sam.
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My work here is done.
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Remember, I am merely a
messenger of the future.
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Now...
(sighing)
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...I must rest.
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Am I gonna have a baby?
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- Huh.
- No, of course not.
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My life is
already perfect as is.
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I don't need a tiny snack
monster telling me what to do.
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I don't know, sam.
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Those cards tell
a very different story.
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Those cards don't
decide my future.
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Camille, I need you
to dissuade me.
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Convince me, my mind, my body,
that I shouldn't have a baby.
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- Okay, but I love babies.
- Damn it, camille!
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Give me all the bad
stuff about parenting;
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Help me squash
these baby feelings.
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Fine,
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But you asked for it.
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(gasping)
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Okay, now, you have
to go home and change
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And be late for work
or wear that to the office.
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The realities
of a working mother.
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Mother something.
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Looks like everything
healed up really nicely.
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- You just have to make sure--
- dr. Pham!
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You're needed
for emergency butt surgery!
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Oh, my bad, sir. I'll leave.
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That's my brother. It's fine.
We were just finishing up.
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Make sure that you
keep up with physio, huh?
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Thank you, dr. Pham, and good
luck with the butt surgery.
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(andrew snickering)
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Sorry, but check it out.
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How amazing am I?
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(scoffing)
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Bro, I literally saved
four lives this week.
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Yeah, but, like,
are you in a magazine?
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Okay, why are you here?
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Thought you'd be
prepping for tet.
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Mom said you
begged her to do it.
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That did not happen.
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I thought you were
doing it this year.
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Now, mom's cooking at my house.
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I was going to.
Wait. Why is she cooking?
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Both:
The vietnamese wraparound.
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Andrew, stop it. Come on.
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Andrew:
You can read it later.
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- (door closing)
- (andrew speaking indistinctly)
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(both speaking vietnamese)
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(both whispering indistinctly)
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Just... Just-- why?
Why would I--
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Why would I start?
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Carol: You are the golden child.
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Andrew:
Yeah, carol, say it already.
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(sighing)
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Why did you lie about tet?
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Lie about what?
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You told carol I wanted to host,
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And now you're just doing it.
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You're talking
behind my back now.
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No. Well, yes. Kind of.
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What?
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Why don't you want me to host?
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Tet should be
hosted by a family.
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You have no kids.
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Who says you have to
have kids to be a family?
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It's tradition.
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So what? If I never have kids,
I'm never going to host?
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Okay, good. You understand.
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(sighing)
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Andrew? Andrew,
help me out here.
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Look at your brother.
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He has a family
and a good job, too.
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Did you see his magazine?
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(scoffing)
you know what?
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You can have tet.
I'm not coming.
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Carol, don't go.
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- Me, seriously?
- Let her go.
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Good for her to know now.
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- (door closing)
- dad, help me out here.
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You're okay with this?
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Con. Let people handle
their own problems.
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That's what
vietnamese families do.
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Yeah, and it's not good.
I'm losing track of which aunts,
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Uncles, and cousins
don't talk to each other.
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We can't let that
happen to mom and carol.
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It will be fine. Probably.
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(sighing)
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?
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Danh, it's your turn.
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Go.
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- Go.
- Bam!
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We win again! You suck at this!
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Rematch tomorrow at tet.
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- You sure?
- You're going to end up poor.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- We're gonna get you back.
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Oh, yeah!
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What the hell?
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How long have you been
letting them win?
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The whole time.
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22 games I've lost
because of you.
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It's good to see them happy.
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Their happiness is
my wallet's sadness.
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Do you know the three keys
to winning big two?
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Build a big hand, twos are wild,
and assert your dominance.
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Now, let's see your slap.
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Half this game is confidence
or swagger, as the kids say.
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All right, we've got
some work ahead of us,
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But mark my words,
tomorrow night, we will win.
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? don't stop, don't stop ?
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Andrew: Me?
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- Woman: Oh, wow.
- (linh speaking vietnamese)
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You remember my old friends,
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Bac lang and bac huong.
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Oh, yeah. Chao bac lang.
Chao bac huong.
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Linh:
They stopped by for a visit,
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And so I could show them this.
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Oh.
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Bac huong: Your mom's so proud.
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Uh, mom, can I talk to you
about carol for a second?
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Linh's so lucky.
Two successful kids--
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A doctor, nightclub owner.
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Oh, I'm not a nightclub owner.
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That was more of
a community project.
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He's the boss.
The whole idea was his.
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My little golden child.
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Golden child? Me?
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Look at his family.
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Bac huong: Wow.
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Thank you.
Only the perfect family
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For the golden child, right?
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Bac huong: Yeah.
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(all laughing)
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This one, too.
This one, too.
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?
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- Andrew: Morning.
- Morning.
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Help me untangle these?
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- (yawning)
- how'd you sleep?
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You were tossing
and turning all night.
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I knew the bowling ball on a
mattress commercial was a lie.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I'm on carol's side,
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But I don't want to get
in the way of my mom,
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And my dad's telling me
to stay out of it.
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Well, if you're on carol's side,
you should support her.
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I'm the golden child now,
camille.
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I've waited 39 years for this.
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I can't go back to getting
carol's hand-me-downs.
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If I confront my mom,
I risk everything.
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But if I don't,
they may never talk again.
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Ain't no beef
like an asian beef.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Okay, that's the
third load done.
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Sam, you're here early.
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Yeah, camille set my alarm,
put me to work.
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Did you know that
there's a five in the a.M.?
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With a newborn, you'd be
lucky to make it to five.
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And the watermelon is?
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It's a baby.
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I gotta wear it 24/7,
so we can properly, um...
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Bond.
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While still doing
all your regular life stuff,
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Plus more laundry than
you ever thought possible.
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Going up and down those stairs,
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That's like nature's
stairmaster,
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And I do not care
that much about my glutes.
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They're already amazing.
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Oh, ah, ah, ah. Wah! Wah! Wah!
257
00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:42,050
Oh, no, you forgot baby's binky.
Gotta go downstairs and get it.
258
00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:45,253
- I can't do it.
- Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
259
00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:47,254
Um...
260
00:10:47,323 --> 00:10:48,756
Oh, sam's got the
urge to have babies,
261
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,624
So it's my job to dissuade her.
262
00:10:50,694 --> 00:10:51,993
Oh. I'm surprised.
263
00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:54,128
Sam has said
she never wants kids.
264
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,063
Yeah, sometimes people
change their minds.
265
00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:59,500
Yeah. Sometimes, they do
change their minds.
266
00:10:59,536 --> 00:11:00,935
Yep.
267
00:11:01,004 --> 00:11:02,503
Oh.
268
00:11:02,638 --> 00:11:05,673
This is more
tangled than before.
269
00:11:05,742 --> 00:11:08,208
How did you manage to do that?
270
00:11:08,244 --> 00:11:10,411
Hey, carol, we really
need to talk about--
271
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,280
- No.
- (carol growling)
272
00:11:12,415 --> 00:11:14,548
Sorry.
273
00:11:16,086 --> 00:11:17,618
Deep breath in.
274
00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:21,923
Sorry again.
275
00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:24,725
Carol: Get in here.
276
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:27,795
What do you want?
277
00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,563
What? I can't come
chill with my sister
278
00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:31,098
And watch her do the medicine?
279
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:32,833
I am not talking about mom.
280
00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:34,702
Who's talking about mom?
281
00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:36,971
And since you brought her up,
I'm on your side.
282
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,539
You can do whatever you want.
283
00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:42,376
Yes, I know,
but thank you, andrew.
284
00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,378
Hey, remember when you wanted
to go to fashion school,
285
00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:46,380
But then realized how good
you look in a lab coat?
286
00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:48,749
Sure. That's super random.
287
00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:51,252
Or how you didn't want to get
married, but then got married.
288
00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:53,454
Okay, I see what's
going on here.
289
00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:57,191
Nothing's going on here.
(chuckling)
290
00:11:57,227 --> 00:11:59,126
Hey, remember how nicholas cage
used to give you
291
00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,062
The heebie-jeebies,
but now, you love him?
292
00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:04,464
Andrew, just stop! I'm not going
to change my mind about kids.
293
00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:07,001
It's pretty gross
of you to try and make me.
294
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:10,204
Yeah, you're right.
295
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,072
I'm sorry. I'm on your side.
296
00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:13,808
But please, come to tet.
297
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,276
It's your first one
married to nikhil.
298
00:12:15,345 --> 00:12:17,612
We should all be together.
299
00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:21,148
Okay. I'll think about it.
300
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:22,482
Thank you.
301
00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:26,854
Hey, what was that
guy's diagnosis, huh?
302
00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:28,289
Is it some kind of fungus?
303
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,391
Do you know what
kind of doctor I am?
304
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,627
- I have no idea.
- (snapping)
305
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:34,295
Yeah.
306
00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:36,897
Bye-bye.
307
00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:39,700
Hey, does he have a rash that
looks like taylor swift?
308
00:12:39,702 --> 00:12:40,968
- Out!
- Okay.
309
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,536
(pumping machine whirring)
310
00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:43,905
Mm-hmm, yep.
311
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,106
Hey, can we do
this in your room?
312
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:47,909
Nope. You are a working mom now.
313
00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:51,679
Get used to pumping
in janitor's closets, stairways,
314
00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:53,447
The korean convenience store
across the street.
315
00:12:53,483 --> 00:12:55,515
- (pumping machine whirring)
- what's that noise?
316
00:12:55,552 --> 00:12:56,717
Whoa!
317
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,119
- Should I leave?
- Yes!
318
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,221
Ah! Wait! No!
319
00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:01,788
This is totally natural.
320
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:03,257
People will walk in on you.
You can't stop pumping.
321
00:13:03,392 --> 00:13:04,992
Deal with it.
322
00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:07,794
Hey, mom, have you seen my--
whoa. Are you okay?
323
00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:10,998
- No!
- Yes. Like I said, no privacy.
324
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,833
Khia: Yeah, what's going on?
325
00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:15,169
Auntie sam wants to know what
being a mother is really like.
326
00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,871
Are you gonna have a baby?
327
00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:19,874
Can I name it? How about leo?
Cleo? Leon. Leona.
328
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,775
- Leonite.
- No way. How about jenica?
329
00:13:21,845 --> 00:13:23,877
It's jennifer
and jessica together.
330
00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,679
Welcome to motherhood,
331
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,848
Where everyone has an opinion
about your business.
332
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,383
Oh, okay, and you're done.
333
00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:31,352
You just have to pump
six more times here,
334
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:33,154
And then on the bus ride home.
335
00:13:33,156 --> 00:13:34,755
I have to take the bus?
336
00:13:34,824 --> 00:13:39,459
?
337
00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:42,496
(chattering)
338
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:45,565
Sam: But when do they
leave the house?
339
00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:48,102
I mean, my kids
are still here, so... Um...
340
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:49,569
Hey, what's wrong?
341
00:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,105
I don't think carol
and nikhil are coming.
342
00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:53,874
Sucks. It's tet.
We should all be together.
343
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:55,643
Andrew?
344
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:56,844
- (door closing)
- (andrew gasping)
345
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:58,178
You're here!
346
00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,347
It's a tet miracle!
347
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,515
Okay, take it easy.
348
00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:03,717
Good, you finally came.
349
00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:05,986
(sighing)
patience, carol, patience.
350
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,455
I'm going to try my best.
351
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,923
Things will be great.
352
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:10,458
I got you.
353
00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:12,592
Dinner is almost ready.
354
00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:14,462
Matchy-matchy? Are you serious?
355
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:15,996
It was a coincidence.
356
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,198
Linh:
Well, I have something for you.
357
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,400
Whoa.
358
00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:22,202
Look at my little golden child.
359
00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:24,871
I'm so proud of you.
So successful.
360
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,540
Damn, I look good.
361
00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,476
Hey, and thank you to you
362
00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:31,412
For working all day
on this amazing dinner.
363
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,380
(guests cheering)
364
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,815
Just a simple dinner.
365
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,150
Hopefully, you like it.
366
00:14:36,219 --> 00:14:37,618
Andrew: Of course, we will.
367
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,087
No one will ever do
tet as good as you.
368
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,492
No. Wait, carol.
369
00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:48,162
Con, come help mom finish.
I'm getting tired.
370
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,974
Carol, I'm sorry.
371
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:02,176
I wasn't saying
anything about you.
372
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,978
I was just complimenting mom.
373
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,780
I got your back.
374
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:09,717
And look, I feel you.
This golden child stuff is hard.
375
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:12,186
I've been golden child 24 hours
376
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,655
And it's exhausting,
so I get it.
377
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,458
- You get it?
- Yeah.
378
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,194
You feel the pressure
of being a woman
379
00:15:20,329 --> 00:15:23,331
Held to an impossible standard,
and if you're not everything,
380
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:25,399
You're suddenly just nothing?
381
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,235
(softly) no.
382
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,270
That's what I thought.
383
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:31,938
Mom puts pressure on me too.
384
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:35,609
Yeah, and I always
defended you, andrew,
385
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:37,811
But you're just as bad as mom,
386
00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:40,347
Questioning if I made the right
choice when it comes to kids.
387
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,349
That's my decision.
388
00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:44,552
Nikhil and I are on
the same page, and frankly,
389
00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:46,887
It's none of your damn business.
390
00:15:46,956 --> 00:15:48,456
You keep saying
you have my back.
391
00:15:48,591 --> 00:15:51,225
Doesn't feel that way.
392
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:56,764
Come on.
393
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,699
What are you doing?
394
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,634
What I should have done
from the beginning--
395
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,369
Have your back.
396
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,640
Eww.
397
00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,175
Dude, you need some lotion.
398
00:16:08,244 --> 00:16:09,510
Yeah, I know.
I'm working on it.
399
00:16:09,579 --> 00:16:19,320
?
400
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:23,657
Your turn, ramesh.
401
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,329
(clearing throat)
402
00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:41,275
- Leo: Done!
- Khia: Me too!
403
00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,343
We win!
404
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,546
(sighing contentedly)
405
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:47,214
Happy tet to me!
406
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,349
You let them win.
407
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,819
You were right.
408
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,553
Feels good to see them happy.
409
00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:56,423
Nice one, nanaji.
410
00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:58,225
Thank you, ong noi.
(chuckling)
411
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,926
Hey guys, what are you playing?
412
00:16:59,962 --> 00:17:01,328
- Danh: Big two?
- Sit.
413
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,730
- Sit.
- Come on.
414
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,698
It's a very fun
and easy card game.
415
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,200
It'll only cost you
$20 to start.
416
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:11,605
Well, I warn you,
I have a way with cards.
417
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,641
Is that poop?
418
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:17,111
Oh, yeah, it comes
with parenting.
419
00:17:17,113 --> 00:17:19,379
We left leo near a roomba.
420
00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:22,182
He was so cute, all naked
and covered in poop.
421
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,984
Oh, my god,
you have a folder of these.
422
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,452
How many times did this happen?
423
00:17:25,455 --> 00:17:28,188
Oh, a lot. Yeah.
424
00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:30,658
(sighing contentedly)
425
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,459
Andrew: Okay, don't worry,
I got your back.
426
00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:35,729
No, I promise.
You can do this. Me...
427
00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,531
Good, we can eat now.
428
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,166
Everyone come, dinner is ready.
429
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,802
Mom, I should have said
something earlier,
430
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:44,404
But who cares if carol
doesn't want to have kids?
431
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:46,206
It's her decision.
432
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,743
I support her on this one,
and you should too.
433
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:51,378
That's stupid. Just have babies.
434
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:53,880
You got married,
now you have children.
435
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:57,151
That's how it works.
Dinner is ready.
436
00:17:57,286 --> 00:18:00,954
Why do you want me
to have kids so badly?
437
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,490
Who's going to take care
of you when you get older?
438
00:18:03,493 --> 00:18:05,493
Who will pass on our culture?
439
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:07,227
I don't want you to miss out.
440
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,963
I'm not missing out.
441
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,831
I get to live
the life that I want
442
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,099
Because you gave me
that opportunity,
443
00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:15,102
And I still get to
pass on our culture.
444
00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:17,237
That's why I want to host tet.
445
00:18:17,273 --> 00:18:19,106
Mom...
446
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,709
I'm never having kids,
447
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:26,413
And you don't have to like it,
but you do have to accept it.
448
00:18:29,385 --> 00:18:31,385
(exhaling sharply)
449
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:33,420
Dinner is ready!
450
00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:36,056
Ugh!
451
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,826
Andrew: Uh-oh.
452
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,528
(pot clanging)
453
00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:43,664
Dinner is ready,
so get in there!
454
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,864
- Now!
- Ramesh: Okay...
455
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:45,932
Nikhil: Go, go, go, go, go.
456
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,634
Carol: Quickly!
457
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:50,070
- No one likes cold rice.
- Nikhil: Nope. Hi, honey.
458
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,338
(speaking vietnamese)
459
00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:53,740
(chattering)
460
00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:55,242
Guests: Wow!
461
00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:56,543
- Danh: Oh!
- Sam: So pretty!
462
00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:58,145
- Camille: Wow!
463
00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:01,415
I owe your dad $400.
464
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:05,085
Mom love you.
You know that, right?
465
00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:06,754
Carol: I do.
466
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,822
I love you, too, mom.
467
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,691
Your golden child is
very proud of you, mom.
468
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:14,361
Golden child is carol again.
She's a doctor.
469
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,862
Seriously?
470
00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:17,497
(all laughing)
471
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,165
The cabbage slaw looks amazing.
472
00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:20,667
Linh: Carol did a good job.
473
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,902
Next year, she will cook
everything else too.
474
00:19:22,939 --> 00:19:25,572
Yeah, I bought that.
475
00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,440
But next year,
476
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,843
We will host tet at our house,
except one new tradition--
477
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,178
Everyone's gonna help cook.
478
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:34,047
One person shouldn't
do it all. Deal?
479
00:19:34,116 --> 00:19:35,282
All: Deal.
480
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,651
Okay. Carol, get in here.
481
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:41,589
I'm so thankful to have
everyone here tonight
482
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:44,858
To celebrate tet.
We've had a wonderful year.
483
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,460
To another prosperous one.
484
00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:49,496
All: Chuc mung nam moi!
485
00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,931
Hey!
486
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:54,535
What a beautiful family moment.
487
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:58,405
I-I-I think I might wanna
have a baby someday.
488
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,774
- Camille: Oh, really?
- Yeah, I know it's hard,
489
00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:04,144
Like really hard, and
filled with bodily fluids,
490
00:20:04,146 --> 00:20:07,815
But also, like,
really somehow great.
491
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,483
And after everything
you did for me today,
492
00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:10,884
I know you'd have my back.
493
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:12,486
- Guests: Aww.
- Andrew: Aww, sam...
494
00:20:12,555 --> 00:20:14,754
Linh: That's good, sam.
495
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,456
Congratulations.
496
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,460
But not everyone
should have babies.
497
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:21,128
Okay, let's eat.
498
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,563
Okay, let's eat!
499
00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:25,231
- (unclear).
- Yep.
500
00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:26,834
No, it's fine.
501
00:20:26,836 --> 00:20:29,236
(chattering)
502
00:20:29,371 --> 00:20:31,472
Andrew: Here we go, buddy.
Here we go.
503
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:35,576
Go. Big money, baby!
Big money! Big money!
504
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:36,777
(chattering)
505
00:20:36,912 --> 00:20:38,846
(groaning)
506
00:20:38,848 --> 00:20:42,749
Two only. Two only.
507
00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:46,720
(laughing)
508
00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:49,523
And now, we have the devil.
509
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:52,493
Andrew: Sam, sam, let me do it.
Okay. This is lunar new year.
510
00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:54,427
All right.
511
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,063
Like this, but with a...
512
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:57,497
Hi, andrew!
513
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,234
It's me. It's me.
514
00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,069
- Money!
- (cheering)
515
00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:04,504
Okay, khia...
516
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:10,244
(laughing, chattering)
517
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:12,146
Got it. I got it.
518
00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:15,082
- Happy tet.
- Danh: Rock 'n' roll!
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(laughing, chattering)
520
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(woman singing in
foreign language)
521
00:21:25,027 --> 00:21:34,934
?
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