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Papa-ji.
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Come.
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Just a second, Papa.
Come.
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Papa-ji.
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Hello.
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Papa-ji, I am yours--
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I see. I see.
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Satwant Kaur.
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The order you placed
has arrived at the doorstep.
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Papa-ji, I am not the delivery guy.
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I am Laddoo.
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Laddoo.
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But we didn't order laddoos.
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Papa, I mean I am Laddoo.
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Your long-lost Laddoo.
Your son.
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The little kid. Remember?
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We got separated
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when riots broke out
at Uncle Gafoor's place.
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I am Laddoo.
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Are you serious?
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Hold on.
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Wait. Let me see.
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Sukhi.
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Sukhi?
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Sukhwinder.
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Am I Sukhwinder Singh?
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You are my Sukhi.
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I am Sukhi.
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Son, we even named
our house after you.
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-Registered and all.
-Sukhi Niwas.
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A thousand thanks to you, God.
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Isn't that a million thanks, Papa-ji?
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You see, son,
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God has a special quality.
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He is never greedy.
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He is not interested
in number games.
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-I see.
-Okay, then.
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-I will leave.
-Why? Who is she?
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Papa-ji, she is Pihu.
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Your future daughter-in-law.
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Bravo, son.
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She is pretty cultured.
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Pihu, lift your veil.
Show your face.
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He is my Papa-ji.
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If I take the veil down,
I'll be royally screwed.
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Pihu, mind your tongue
in front of my father.
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That reminds me,
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let me call your mother.
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I...
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I have a mother?
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Son, every guy in this world
has a mother.
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You do too.
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Satwant Kaur.
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Yes.
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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Come here.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
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Look at him.
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-Who is he?
-Don’t you recognise him?
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Same to same features,
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same to same mouth.
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He is our lost son, Sukhi.
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He...
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He is my son!
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He is Sukhi!
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Sukhi! Sukhi!
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Sukhi!
Sukhi, my child.
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Where were you, son?
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There is no place
where we didn't look for you.
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Where didn't you look, Mom?
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Trying to be funny with your mom.
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Trying to be funny.
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Kartar, see...
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Who is she?
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She is your future daughter-in-law.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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My daughter-in-law!
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Two reasons to celebrate
in a single day.
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Look how cultured she is.
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Covering her face.
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But there are some characterless
girls in this world,
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who try to forcefully kiss
the doctor in his clinic.
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What gall!
Even I have never kissed him.
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She won't do anything like that.
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Pihu, stop playing games.
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-Show your face to my mother.
-Don't yell at her, son.
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She feels shy.
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It's her values.
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Child.
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At least show your face to me.
I am his mother.
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God.
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She is so cute, Sardar-ji..
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What a cute daughter-in-law.
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God save you from evil eyes, child.
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Come, son. Let's go inside.
Come on.
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No, I better leave.
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It's dark.
Popsi must be waiting for me.
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What's wrong with you?
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It's daytime.
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It's hard to judge
from under this veil.
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It's dark in here.
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See you then.
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See you?
The car is over there...
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-She left.
-Son, we should leave too.
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To the Gurdwara to thank the Lord.
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We got our son back.
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♪ Raamkalee, Third Mehl ♪
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♪ Anand, One Universal Creator God
By the grace of the True Guru ♪
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♪ I am in ecstasy, O my mother ♪
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♪ For I have found my True Guru ♪
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♪ I have found the True Guru
With intuitive ease ♪
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♪ And my mind vibrates
With the music of bliss ♪
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♪ The jewelled melodies
And their celestial harmonies ♪
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♪ Have come to sing
the Word of the Shabad ♪
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♪ The Lord dwells
Within the minds of those ♪
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♪ Who sing the Shabad ♪
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♪ Says Nanak, I am in ecstasy ♪
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♪ For I have found my True Guru ♪
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♪ O my mind ♪
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♪ Remain always with the Lord ♪
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♪ Remain always with the Lord
O my mind ♪
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♪ And all sufferings
will be forgotten ♪
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Bro, here are your new credentials.
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Sukhwinder Singh.
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Half the press in the world
are busy printing your credentials.
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Why couldn't you give me
this in the car?
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I have no pockets.
Keep it.
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-Come, Papa, Mummy.
-Welcome.
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Chaupala sir.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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My potential son-in-law's
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third and potentially last parents.
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Pihu will be here shortly.
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Come on. Come.
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Come.
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Well, I believe,
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for two families to come together,
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it's necessary to copulate.
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Am I right, Mrs. Satwant?
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You deserve a slap for this.
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Oh, no, no.
You see, sir,
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my boss's vocabulary
is slightly off-kilter.
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Sir, it's not "copulate."
He means it's "fate."
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But isn't that a type of sweet?
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That's "dessert."
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"Dessert" is what
we do in the morning.
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That's a "morning jog", sir.
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Are you serious?
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"Jog" is what I call you.
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That's a "dog", sir.
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Isn't "dog" what we do
on the wedding night?
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Right.
That's "copulate", sir.
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Oh, my bad, my bad.
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Sorry, my bad.
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What is wrong with him?
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Toilet: A Strange Story.
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It was a sad tragedy.
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Tragedy, is it?
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But that is a serious condition.
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Doesn't matter.
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Extracting tragedy
and transplanting comedy
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is Dr. Kartar Singh's speciality.
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Come down to my clinic.
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Once I am done treating you,
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you will abandon your wheelchair
to become a stand-up comedian
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This is amazing!
This is terrific!
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He kicked!
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So far, he was alive and winking.
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Now he's alive and kicking.
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Bravo, Sardar-ji.
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Pihu, where are you?
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Come here.
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Good God.
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Satwant.
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Behind the veil last time.
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Behind the veil this time.
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All time behind the veil.
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Values, Kartar.
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You've imbibed good values
in your daughter.
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We didn't.
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I wonder where she got them from.
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Right, stop playing games now.
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Unveiling the bride is necessary.
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Satwant, I can't see her face.
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Why do you want to see her face?
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I have seen it.
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But a final check is necessary.
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You are so stubborn, Kartar.
It's okay, child.
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Show your face
for your father-in-law's sake.
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Yes, go ahead.
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We are tired of walking in circles.
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Going in circles is making us dizzy.
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He won't do anything.
He won't harm you.
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Come on, show him your face.
Let's end this.
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Show it.
What a beautiful--
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He is happy.
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Mister, this wedding is cancelled.
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Time out. Time out.
Nothing happened.
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Come here, Papa-ji.
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Please don't mind.
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But now you deserve a slap.
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What do you mean
the wedding is cancelled?
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This girl is "ugh".
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I know she's cute.
It's why I am marrying her, Papa-ji.
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Not cute.
She's "ugh".
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-Bad.
-Bad?
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-Immoral.
-Immoral?
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In medical terms, as a doctor,
what should I say?
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I mean, she is evil.
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-Evil, her?
-Yes, son.
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She was all over me.
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-Where all over you?
-She is nasty, lusty,
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-and without GST.
-Mom, come here.
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She is the same girl
who came to my clinic
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and tried to kiss your papa.
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-Kiss? What is he saying?
-Yes.
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Are you serious, Sardar-ji?
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Is she that witch?
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Are you two drunk?
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Pihu, come here.
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What are they...
Defend...
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Defend yourself. Hurry up.
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-What are they saying?
-Let me explain.
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Popsi says that
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fathers are important
in a family.
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And Sahil aka Sadiq aka
Sukhi's father is you.
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I couldn't think of a better way
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to judge your character.
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I am sorry, mom-dad.
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But I just wanted to show my father
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that my father-in-law's
character is A1.
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You were testing him.
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Papa-ji, she was testing you.
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You passed with flying colours.
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Son, I never got such a good score.
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Hello.
If your meeting is over,
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let's hear the results.
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It's nothing.
East, west, north, south, all good.
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Well, there's a new
twist in the story.
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They can get married now.
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Very nice.
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♪ When I saw you ♪
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♪ For the first time ♪
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♪ I couldn't take my eyes off you ♪
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♪ I saw the spark in you ♪
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♪ Thought I should tell you ♪
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♪ I am all yours now ♪
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♪ The slight intoxication in the air ♪
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♪ I am losing my heart ♪
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♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪
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♪ Again and again ♪
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♪ I wanna fall in love with you
With you, with you ♪
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♪ Again and again ♪
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♪ Losing count of my days ♪
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♪ I stayed up all night ♪
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♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪
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♪ Again and again ♪
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♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪
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♪ Again and again ♪
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So?
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The bomb's in place, Mr. Malik.
268
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,140
When we dial the number,
269
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,760
it will activate the bomb.
270
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,670
And then bang.
271
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:16,540
"Bang"?
272
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,640
What's "bang"?
273
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,460
The sound of an explosion?
274
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,340
That's "boom".
275
00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:23,680
It's "bang".
276
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,590
Explosions are "boom".
277
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,790
-It's "bang".
-"Boom."
278
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,220
-It's "bang".
-"Boom."
279
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,130
What's the number?
280
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:34,470
You would know.
You purchased the SIM.
281
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:37,030
But I told you to save the number.
282
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,130
-I did.
-Where?
283
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,970
On the phone
that's attached to the bomb.
284
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:49,000
Number. Number.
Got to save the number.
285
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:53,590
Why is it so dark in here?
286
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:03,440
Little brother,
you are dead meat now.
287
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,620
Celebrate all you want, son.
288
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,470
♪ Let's find a wedding date ♪
289
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,580
♪ It's a match made in heaven ♪
290
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,170
♪ Do what your heart says ♪
291
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,020
♪ So go-go with the flow ♪
292
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,130
♪ Say what's on your mind ♪
293
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,500
♪ No one knows
What the future has in store ♪
294
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:29,380
♪ I am out of my mind ♪
295
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:34,720
♪ I am slightly crazy, insane ♪
296
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,140
♪ I wanna fall in love with you ♪
297
00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,880
♪ Again and again ♪
298
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:46,290
♪ I wanna fall in love ♪
299
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,750
♪ Again and again ♪
300
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,390
Mattress Emporium.
301
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,240
Aadmi, this is for you.
302
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,440
Stop the car, Malik sir.
We are too close.
303
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,250
You were right, Malik sir.
304
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:38,710
Bombs explode with a "boom",
not a "bang".
305
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,470
Uh-huh.
306
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:06,640
Who is that guy,
307
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,590
who didn't give me a second look?
308
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,420
By God,
309
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,590
what is this I'm hearing
about you two?
310
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,680
I don't know what
you heard about us,
311
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,960
but you sound familiar.
312
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,880
Yes, sounds familiar to me as well.
313
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,300
Your lives have become hopeless.
314
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,130
All because of Sahil, aka Sadiq
aka Sukhi.
315
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,250
You two are trying to kill him,
aren't you?
316
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,500
-Yes.
-I knew something was fishy.
317
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,470
How do you know?
318
00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,580
I'm a Kapoor nurse.
I keep tabs on the entire industry.
319
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,130
But what will you gain
from killing him, uncle?
320
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,460
He took what was
321
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,140
-precious to you two.
-Yes.
322
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,710
So, you take what's precious to him.
323
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,890
What precious thing?
324
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,140
Oh, God.
His girlfriend.
325
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,140
-Pihu?
-Whatever.
326
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,000
She makes sense.
327
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,960
But, you know what,
328
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:02,800
the most precious thing
in that SSS' life
329
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:05,380
is not the girl.
It's his father.
330
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:09,340
And our revenge will be complete
when we kill his father.
331
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:14,430
Hello, knock-knock.
332
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,140
Listen--
333
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,970
Your job is done.
Leave.
334
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:19,990
Go have an affair
with a male nurse.
335
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,130
Get out.
336
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,130
You two are making a big mistake.
337
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,640
No.
338
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,680
We'll need his father
for the sacrifice.
339
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:38,830
Trying to get the feel.
340
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,170
I feel it.
341
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,130
Me too.
342
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,060
Doctor, you said bananas
343
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,540
will stop my loose motions.
344
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,260
Very good.
345
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,790
So, did it stop your loose motions?
346
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,750
It did.
347
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,710
But it starts again
as soon as I take it out.
348
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,580
Hello.
I am Dr. Kartar Singh.
349
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,170
Specialist in feeling, healing,
350
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,390
and dealing with my dear patients.
351
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,260
-What is your problem?
-This one looks ugly.
352
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,300
I don't have pain in my knees
that you're suggesting this.
353
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:32,040
Show me something nice,
something with diamonds.
354
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,680
Madam, I showed you
every box in the store.
355
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,340
What else can I show you?
356
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,460
What is that?
357
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,010
That box is still unopened.
358
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,250
Must be something in it.
Show me.
359
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,140
That's my lunch box, madam.
360
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,420
Your father hasn't shown up yet.
361
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,680
He must be busy at the clinic.
362
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,880
Show me more shoes.
363
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,470
I tried calling him as well,
but his phone is switched off.
364
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,180
Yes, brother?
365
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,640
Brother?
366
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,460
I was your brother,
367
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,920
but not anymore.
368
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:09,060
Now listen to me carefully.
369
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:10,940
I have breaking news for you.
370
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,840
There was a popular
dialogue in the '80s.
371
00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,610
Your father is in my custody.
372
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,630
What?
373
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,550
What are you saying?
Which father?
374
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:24,330
The first one was not
your original father.
375
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,580
The second one is dead.
376
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,910
I have your third
teddy bear-type father,
377
00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,670
Kartar Singh.
378
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,890
Kartar Singh?
379
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,790
-Papa-ji!
-Yes.
380
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,010
Come save him if you can.
381
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,840
I'll send you the location pin.
382
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,550
Brother,
the film is about to start.
383
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,460
Hurry up.
Want to hear the trailer?
384
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:44,720
What are you...
385
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,260
Hello? Hello!
386
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,430
Don't do that.
387
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,890
What happened to your papa?
388
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:53,140
My old brother kidnapped
my new father.
389
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,690
Let's go.
I am so confused.
390
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,040
Let's go.
391
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,960
Madam, shoe!
392
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,550
Careful.
393
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,760
Kartar! Kartar!
394
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,710
It's a skeleton.
395
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,670
There he is.
396
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,840
-Malik, you too?
-Yes, me.
397
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,680
Sukhi, you ended my Aadmi.
398
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,010
And my political career.
399
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:33,460
Now we'll end your father
in front of your eyes.
400
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,960
No, no, please don't.
401
00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:38,140
What chaos is this?
402
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,250
What happened?
403
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:40,540
The entire WhatsApp group is here.
404
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:41,670
Sahil.
405
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,140
Look.
Everyone is here.
406
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,390
Papa.
407
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,090
So many people have come.
408
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,880
Our show is houseful, Balwan.
409
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,550
You are dead meat, Kartar.
410
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:55,540
No, no, let him go.
411
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,500
No, no, no.
412
00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:59,460
Please, brother.
413
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,040
Hey...
414
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,380
Curse you two.
415
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:10,510
May you two rot in hell.
416
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:11,870
Who do you think you are?
417
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,400
You dingbats.
418
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,130
Baboons.
419
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,330
Hey, Crazy Mother.
420
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:20,180
Don't just stand there
and enjoy the show.
421
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,510
Tell them the story about you, me,
422
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:26,040
and Sukhi correctly.
423
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:30,980
They are itching
to kill Sukhi's father.
424
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,060
Come down here and tell them,
425
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:37,040
if they want to kill Sukhi's father,
426
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:38,580
then they should leave me alone.
427
00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:41,580
Because I am not Sukhi's father.
428
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,290
I am not his father.
429
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:47,210
Not his father!
430
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:50,090
Not his father!
431
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,460
♪ Trucks have horns ♪
432
00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:55,580
♪ Movies have John ♪
433
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:57,970
♪ Even Go Goa has Gone ♪
434
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,140
♪ Kidney has stones ♪
435
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,800
♪ Trucks have horns
Movies have John ♪
436
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,980
♪ Go Goa has Gone
Kidney has stones ♪
437
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,150
♪ Dogs have a bones ♪
438
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,300
♪ Sarees have chiffon ♪
439
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:08,510
♪ Karachi has a don ♪
440
00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:12,260
♪ But who...who... who is my pop? ♪
441
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,680
You are not my father either?
442
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:22,670
Are you not my mother?
443
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,760
Don't say such things, son.
444
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,290
I am your mother.
445
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:29,330
My original mother,
446
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,250
please tell me
who my original father is.
447
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,760
Can we talk in private?
448
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,420
No, no.
449
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:41,470
You guys will cook up a story.
450
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,430
Even the United Nations wants to know
451
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:48,300
who his original father is.
452
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,040
You have to tell us now.
453
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:51,800
We want to know.
454
00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,500
-Even we want to know.
-Yes. Tell us.
455
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,380
-Tell us.
-Fine. Fine.
456
00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:04,140
Son, your original father's name is
457
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,680
Anthony Comesalves.
458
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:11,040
Anthony Comesalves?
459
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,870
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
460
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,130
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
461
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,330
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
462
00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:25,520
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
463
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,760
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
464
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,000
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
465
00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,170
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
466
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,090
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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