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Oh, no.
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Such tantrums, I tell you.
But don't worry, sir.
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I am Dr. Luna Tic
from Oxford University.
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Sir, his expressions
don't look right to me.
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His life is in danger, sir.
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We need to take him to a hospital
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-before he arrives.
-Before who arrives?
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I mean before some
new disease arrives.
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Greetings, Malik uncle.
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You killed my father,
Sultan Qureshi.
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You are dead meat, dude.
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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You see, a man's karma
decides his fate.
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Aadmi.
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-That's what I said.
-That's exactly what I said.
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Aadmi.
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Hey, don't you dare lay
a finger on my SS!
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SS?
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That's my name.
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It's you.
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At the hospital, Pihu's house,
my house,
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-it was all you.
-Yes.
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One has to make space for love.
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Love?
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Come on, you six-legged man.
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Show me what you got! Show me--
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Stop.
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Stop.
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You bloody dog, let me go!
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What kind of an aadmi is he?
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Yes! Yes! 3... 2... 1... go!
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No. Stay back.
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-Bravo!
-Stop, stop! Are you nuts?
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Moti, go-go-go! Shoo!
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This is a gun, not a biscuit.
Stay back.
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Oh, God.
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Stop.
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Quiet.
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Moti, I mean Aadmi, shoo!
Stay back.
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Hey, shoo, shoo!
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Just stop.
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Stop. Stop.
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I am tired. Stop.
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For the sake of your master,
stop!
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Stop. Stop!
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Sit down!
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I said sit down!
Do you know what you are wearing?
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Time out.
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What do you think you are doing?
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What is this?
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Attaching two extra hands
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and a knife
won't make you a man.
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Your name is Aadmi.
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Don't take yourself so seriously
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because man can talk.
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Can you talk? No.
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Why? Because you are a dog.
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Your father was a dog.
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You are a bloody mutt.
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You can only bark.
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Do you know why?
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Because you are a dog.
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Your father was a dog.
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You are a bloody mutt.
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Your uncle is a dog.
Your aunt is a dog.
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Your friends are dogs.
Your father is a dog.
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You come from a family of dogs.
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You are a dog!
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A dog...
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What is happening?
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Heart attack?
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Popsi... Like Popsi, he's...
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Okay, fine. Your name is Aadmi.
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You killed him!
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You killed my Aadmi.
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I didn't kill him.
He died due to natural causes.
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He had a heart attack.
What can I do?
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You snatched the apple of my eye.
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Malik, I didn't kill him.
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He died of--
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Don't try to change
the topic, Malik.
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The truth is you killed my father.
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And I shall avenge his death.
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You are dead, Malik.
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Stop, young man!
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Stop.
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Don't soak your hands
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with his corrupted blood, Sadiq.
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But, Grandpa, he killed my father.
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So, I will take his life.
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That bungalow belongs
to Malik Siddique. Let's go.
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Stop this freaking madness,
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for God's sake!
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What revenge?
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What redemption for your father?
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The truth is
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Sultan is not your father!
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He is not your father!
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Not your father!
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Not your father!
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Not your father!
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What do you mean
Sultan Qureshi is not my father?
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What do I do?
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Who is my real father?
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-Tell us!
-I cannot.
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-You will have to tell us.
-I cannot.
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-Tell us. Tell us.
-No.
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I cannot tell you.
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What do you mean
you cannot tell us?
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I cannot tell you.
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For God's sake, show some mercy.
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I cannot tell you.
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-Why?
-I cannot tell you.
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-Cannot tell you.
-Tell me!
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♪ Tell me, boy
Whose blunder you are ♪
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♪ Tell me, boy
Whose blunder you are ♪
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♪ Tell me who your pop is ♪
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♪ Tell me who your pop is ♪
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♪ Tell me, boy
Whose blunder you are ♪
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♪ Tell me, boy
Whose blunder you are ♪
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♪ Tell me who your pop is ♪
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♪ Tell me who your pop is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
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♪ Tell me! ♪
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♪ If you are the glass
Who is the bottle? ♪
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♪ If you are the hatchling... ♪
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♪ If you are the hatchling
Who is the snake? ♪
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♪ If you are the hatchling
Who is the snake? ♪
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♪ If I am the grill
Who is the meat? ♪
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♪ If you are the question
Who is the answer? ♪
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♪ If you are the cover
Who is the book? ♪
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♪ If you are you ♪
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♪ If you are you
Who is your dad? ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
Tell me where he is ♪
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪
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♪ Tell me! ♪
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It's a long story.
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Then tell me in short.
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But I am wearing pyjamas.
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And I will rip it off.
Hurry up.
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This story...
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dates back to the time
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when my son, Sultan,
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worked at Gafoor's restaurant.
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Welcome, sir. Hello.
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What brings you to our restaurant?
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My car broke down,
and I thought why not.
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How can I be of service to you?
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I haven't had a bite to eat
since morning.
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-Was busy all day.
-Please have a seat.
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I'll send some water for you first
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and then serve you
a cold glass of buttermilk.
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Chotu, clean the table.
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-Give him some water.
-Thank you. Thank you.
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Boss, you are here.
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Whose child is this?
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The lady who lives
in our neighbourhood.
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-I see.
-This is her child.
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I brought him along
because I felt like it.
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What is his name?
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I call him Laddoo.
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No wonder I want to eat him up.
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-He is too cute.
-True.
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Take a seat.
I'll send some water for you.
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-Yes.
-Sir, your buttermilk.
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The buttermilk was amazing.
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But you haven't tasted it yet.
Try it.
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What happened?
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Riots have broken out
in Sadar Bazaar.
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It's a massacre.
Shops have been set on fire.
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Sadar Bazaar?
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-Sultan.
-Yes.
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My mother and sister are
out shopping in Sadar Bazaar.
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You take care of him.
I'll be right back.
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Look after your sister,
and I will look after him.
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Listen, keep Laddoo safe
until I return.
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No one can lay a finger...
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Boy, pack the laddoos
and load them in the car.
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Stay back!
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I will give my life
but never give Laddoo.
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-Is he mad?
-You are mad.
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Nonsense.
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What happened?
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Later, my son, Sultan,
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took that innocent little boy
to Gafoor's house.
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But the entire place
had been burnt to the ground.
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The neighbours had no clue
about what happened to Gafoor.
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So, Sultan took that boy in.
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That boy is you.
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The riots had also
destroyed the restaurant
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where Sultan worked.
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So, Sultan took up a job
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with minister Brij Kishore Trivedi
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as his bodyguard.
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Actually, son, you are not Sadiq.
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You are Laddoo.
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Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
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Greed, son. Greed.
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I wanted to tell you.
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But you had already bought a TV,
a fridge and an AC.
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And I didn't want to
break your heart.
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I was disappointed with myself
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for the way I treated you.
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So, I started investigating again
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and recently found out
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that Gafoor is no longer alive.
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But his son is still alive.
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Basheer Badbola.
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-Basheer Badbola?
-Basheer Badbola?
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Who cares if Gafoor is dead?
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His son is still alive.
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He will tell you who your father is.
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Pihu isn't picking up her phone.
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I wonder what she is doing.
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I don't know what she is doing.
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But I do know what she is not doing.
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-What?
-She is not picking up your phone.
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Keep your filthy tongue
in your mouth,
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-shameless concubine.
-Concubine?
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If anyone's going to talk now,
it will be him.
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He is going to talk.
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-Say it!
-He is going to talk.
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-He will talk.
-He will talk.
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-He will talk.
-He will talk.
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-He will talk.
-He will talk.
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-He will talk.
-He will talk.
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-He will talk.
-He will talk.
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Why do you look pale?
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I got it, bro.
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Your father is Chinese.
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Mr. Moya Yoni.
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No wonder momos
are your favourite.
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He cannot speak.
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His name is Badbola,
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but he can't speak.
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I would have found my real father
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if you could tell me.
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But you can't tell me.
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-What to do?
-I know he can't talk,
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but he can write it down.
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Yes.
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He is going to write.
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-Marvellous.
-Bro, he's illiterate!
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Do we have to play dumb charades
with him now?
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Crazy? He's crazy.
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"Your."
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Write it down.
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Yes.
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My moustache?
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Can I guess?
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-"Bald."
-He isn't saying "bald" at all.
266
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,470
No.
267
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,640
Whose moustache?
268
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,550
Jeetu-ji?
269
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,800
"Dad."
270
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,230
Write "your dad."
271
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,260
"Your dad..."
272
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,690
Sentence.
273
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,470
He's making us write down
a sentence.
274
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:19,220
We'll need an entire season
to finish writing this sentence.
275
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,640
Come straight to the name.
276
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,060
Calm down. Calm down.
Peace.
277
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,470
He said that correctly.
278
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,850
Two. Two.
279
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,110
I have two fathers?
280
00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,440
-Two words.
-Two words. Correct.
281
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,770
English.
282
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,140
My father is an Englishman?
283
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,400
First word.
284
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,480
What's he doing?
285
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,220
"Driver."
286
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,110
Driver with a sore throat.
287
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:45,390
"Vehicle."
288
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,430
-In English...
-"Treadmill."
289
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:48,940
It's "car."
290
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,110
"Car." Write "car."
291
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,600
Second. "Jacket." "Hanging."
292
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:54,810
On what?
293
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:56,350
"Wire"?
294
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,020
Hindi of "wire."
295
00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:00,430
"Taar."
296
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,900
Write "taar."
297
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,560
"Car taar."
298
00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:05,850
"Kartar"? Kartar!
299
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,480
Kartar. Surname?
300
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,560
"Buffalo."
301
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,680
"Honey."
302
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,150
Honey singing.
303
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,440
"Honey Singh"?
304
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,060
But Honey Singh is too young
to be my father.
305
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,390
"Singh."
306
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,940
Kartar Singh.
307
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:28,890
First Hindu, then Muslim,
308
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,270
and now I am a Sikh.
309
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,610
Son of Sardar!
310
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,270
It will be painful. Very painful.
311
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,890
No, it won't. It won't pain.
312
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,230
I know it will be painful.
313
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:41,550
Let's skip the injection.
314
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,850
It won't be painful at all.
Inject me.
315
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:46,940
Come on, Doctor, inject me.
316
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:50,760
I am scared of injections.
317
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:52,050
It's all right, Doctor.
318
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,600
Don't worry about a thing
and inject me.
319
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,260
Let me hold your hand.
Here you go.
320
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,930
-I am here for you.
-Yeah.
321
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,600
Now inject me.
322
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,770
-Come on.
-Where?
323
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,430
Right here. Come on.
324
00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,930
See, nothing happened.
325
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,510
Nothing happened.
326
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,810
Nothing happened.
327
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,010
Thank you.
328
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,470
Being a patient,
you are so patient.
329
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,010
Nurse, don't charge him any fee.
330
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,600
Thank you.
Thank you, Doctor.
331
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,190
Thank you so much.
332
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,440
Why don't you ask him
for the address?
333
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,770
Add...
334
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,140
I will need an entire lifetime
to find out the address from him.
335
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,650
How will I find him?
336
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,150
Don't worry.
337
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,560
456, Karol Bagh.
338
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,150
Behind the Gurdwara.
339
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,180
-You can talk?
-Yes.
340
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,650
Why were you making us exercise
our teeth for so long?
341
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,650
-Why didn't you just tell us?
-Oh, sorry.
342
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,900
Actually,
I was observing a vow of silence.
343
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,810
-You bloody--
-Bro.
344
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,180
Go find your father.
345
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,060
I will take care of this Badbola.
346
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,440
-All the best.
-This one's fake.
347
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,300
Kartar Singh.
348
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,150
We'll have to run
a few blood tests on him.
349
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,270
I'll bring him right back.
350
00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,550
Yes problem.
351
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:10,940
Yes problem?
352
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,350
Isn't it "no problem"?
353
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,230
Are you crazy?
It's "yes" problem.
354
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,550
Take him along.
I am right here, Grandpa.
355
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,400
Vandana, I really like him.
356
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,430
But I cannot do it.
357
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,520
I mean wooing, seduction...
358
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,890
It's not my cup of tea.
359
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,360
No, dude.
360
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,350
Your bloody no...
361
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:33,430
What's all the "no" about?
362
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,300
I am sorry, but...
363
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:38,470
I couldn't control myself
hearing your negative conversation.
364
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,350
And you, be positive.
365
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,230
You can do it.
366
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:47,010
A woman can do anything
in this world.
367
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,140
And I mean anything.
368
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,480
She can seduce anyone
369
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,140
or impress any guy,
like this.
370
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:53,730
Okay.
371
00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:55,010
Here's what you can do.
372
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,550
Why don't you seduce someone?
373
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,610
And I will do anything you say.
374
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,610
Okay, but here?
375
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,110
-Yes.
-Next.
376
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,220
By the way,
377
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,390
I have heard that
Dr. Singh is a very decent man.
378
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,140
Try seducing him.
379
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,930
The doctor?
380
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,140
Okay, let's do it.
381
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,640
Hello. Hello.
382
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,690
I am Dr. Kartar Singh.
383
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,140
Specialist in feeling,
healing and dealing with
384
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,560
all types of conditions
in my dear patients.
385
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,650
Doctor, my friend has
an external injury.
386
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,110
Oh. She has an external injury.
387
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,180
If she is hurt,
why are you looking so serious?
388
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,180
Because I am hurt too... internally.
389
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,800
Internal?
390
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,560
Doctor, sleepless at night,
391
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,220
restless during the day.
392
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,600
See how hot I am.
393
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,310
You are not hot at all.
394
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,680
Doctor, take a good look.
I am so hot.
395
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,050
Only the stethoscope has any scope
396
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,760
of checking here.
397
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,980
Nurse.
398
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,390
-Heart.
-No.
399
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,610
-Injection.
-Yes, Doctor. Right away.
400
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,430
Doctor...
401
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,520
have you watched Cheeni Kum?
402
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,220
It had an incredible message.
403
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,640
What incredible message?
404
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:15,310
That love doesn't depend on age.
405
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:16,930
It depends on the size
of your waist.
406
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,550
I think you are
in the wrong kitchen.
407
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,470
I mean you're in the wrong clinic.
408
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,010
I am a happily married man,
409
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,600
and I can never cheat on my wife.
410
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,230
That's even better.
411
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:32,800
The real joy of plucking flowers
is when the gardener's looking.
412
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:36,270
And being with me is fun
when no one's looking.
413
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,730
Don't do this, please!
414
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,310
God, this man
is colder than my fridge.
415
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,140
-Yeah, Sahil.
-Where are you, Pihu?
416
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,560
I have been trying to
call you for so long.
417
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,180
Yes, yes. I brought Grandpa
to the clinic, so...
418
00:19:57,390 --> 00:19:59,300
Oh, shit! Grandpa.
419
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:00,640
Just a second.
420
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:03,360
Excuse me.
Can you get my grandpa, please?
421
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,850
-Right away.
-Thank you.
422
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,680
Yes problem.
423
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,310
Yes, Sahil.
424
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,890
I found out who my new papa
and your father-in-law is.
425
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,480
-What?
-We will go meet him together, okay?
426
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,140
-I am coming right away.
-Yes.
427
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,440
Now no one can stop us
from being together.
428
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,310
No one.
429
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,510
Thank you very much
for showing up.
430
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,890
Thank you.
431
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,360
Vikram Singhania.
432
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,650
Deendayal Sharma.
433
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,060
Iqbal Qureshi.
434
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,390
Thank you.
435
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,640
Mr. Malik.
436
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:49,800
I heard the news.
437
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,400
It's sad.
438
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,300
Don't mind,
439
00:20:56,430 --> 00:20:57,800
but was he your man?
440
00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,600
Aadmi was a dog.
441
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,510
Men are dogs.
442
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,800
Ask your wife.
443
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,680
They will all say
all men are dogs.
444
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,350
My dog died.
445
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:13,510
Your dog?
446
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,800
Two tragedies in a single day.
447
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,150
His name was Aadmi.
448
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,720
-Then who was the dog?
-I am a dog! My father was a dog!
449
00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,300
I come from a family of dogs!
450
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:24,600
Why are you here?
451
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:27,440
I came here to give my condolences,
Mr. Malik, and to make you an offer.
452
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,850
Condolences accepted.
453
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,190
What is the offer?
454
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:31,730
This is my offer.
455
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,150
I read in a book that,
456
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,050
if one man has two enemies,
457
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,890
those two enemies
can become friends.
458
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:40,060
Are you here to promote the book?
459
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,930
Not the book, Mr. Malik.
460
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,600
I am here to tell you
we have a common enemy.
461
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:49,520
He snatched my seat from me
and your dog from you.
462
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,430
-Sahil.
-Who is Sadiq now.
463
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,010
If Sadiq is Who, who is Who then?
464
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,760
Not Doctor Who!
465
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,140
I meant "who."
466
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:03,400
Sahil, who is known as Sadiq now.
467
00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:06,940
Malik, if we join hands,
468
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,150
we can ensure another funeral.
469
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,650
Sadiq's funeral.
470
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,110
After Aadmi's death,
471
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:20,350
I met a real dog.
472
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,760
Call me a rascal.
473
00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:31,430
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
474
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,730
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
475
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,470
My real pops.
476
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:44,980
Father...
477
00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:48,190
Papa-ji. Papa-ji!
478
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,360
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
479
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,560
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
480
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,850
♪ Who is my pop? ♪
481
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:58,020
♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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