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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:26,776 In The New York Herald, November 26, year 1911... 2 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:30,113 there is an account of the hanging of three men. 3 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:37,578 They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey... 4 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,374 husband, father, pharmacist, and all-around gentleman resident... 5 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,335 of Greenberry Hill, London. 6 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:49,549 He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. 7 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:53,803 They were identified as Joseph Green... 8 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,972 Stanley Berry... 9 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,808 and Daniel Hill. 10 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,481 Green, Berry, Hill. 11 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:11,195 And I would like to think this was only a matter of chance. 12 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:18,202 As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1983... 13 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,455 there is the story of a fire... 14 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,083 the water that it took to contain the fire... 15 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,837 and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. 16 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,761 Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada... 17 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,681 engaged as a blackjack dealer, well-liked and well-regarded... 18 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:42,185 as a physical, recreational, and sporting sort... 19 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,854 Delmer's true passion was for the lake. 20 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,701 As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack... 21 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,329 somewhere between the lake and the tree... 22 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:05,917 but most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen... 23 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,128 volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four... 24 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:13,132 and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane... 25 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:17,553 that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. 26 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,515 Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life... 27 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,060 met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. 28 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,686 All I need is a two. 29 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,397 All you need is a deuce. All right. 30 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,107 That is an eight. 31 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:34,153 Glad you like my work. All right. Moment of truth-- 32 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:38,282 The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large... 33 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,660 Craig Hansen took his life. 34 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:48,084 And I am trying to think this was all only a matter of chance. 35 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:51,379 The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner... 36 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,215 for the American Association of Forensic Science... 37 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,635 by Dr. John Harper, president of the association... 38 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,096 began with a simple suicide attempt. 39 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,722 Curiosity. 40 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,183 Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer... 41 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:10,314 in the city of Los Angeles on March 23rd, 1958. 42 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,957 The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide... 43 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,043 had suddenly become a successful homicide. 44 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,589 To explain, the suicide was confirmed by a note... 45 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,800 in the right hip pocket of Sydney Barringer. 46 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:42,179 At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine-story building... 47 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,974 an argument swelled three stories below. 48 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,979 The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants... 49 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,649 and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun... 50 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,818 or one of the many handguns in the house. 51 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,486 I'm gonna put you down! 52 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,156 And when the shotgun accidentally went off... 53 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,449 You asshole! 54 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,869 Sydney just happened to pass. 55 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,162 What? 56 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,081 Shut the fuck up! 57 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,668 Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be... 58 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,503 Faye and Arthur Barringer... 59 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,673 Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. 60 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,634 When confronted with the charge... 61 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,346 which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime... 62 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,349 Faye Barringer swore she did not know the gun was loaded. 63 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,642 I didn't know. 64 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:31,062 She always threatens me with the gun, but I don't keep it loaded. 65 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,481 And you didn't load the gun? 66 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,358 Why would I load the gun? 67 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,610 A boy who lived in the building... 68 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,404 sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer... 69 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:44,450 said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun. 70 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,202 Ricky, come here a minute. 71 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,704 It seems that all the arguing and fighting... 72 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,874 and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer... 73 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,002 and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight... 74 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,629 he decided to do something. 75 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,549 He said that he wanted them to kill each other... 76 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,511 and that's all that they wanted to do, kill each other... 77 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,847 and that he would help them do that if that's what they wanted. 78 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,726 Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth-floor rooftop. 79 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,354 His parents argue three stories below. 80 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,482 Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach... 81 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,485 as he passes the arguing sixth-floor window. 82 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,613 He is killed instantly, but continues to fall... 83 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:27,451 only to find, five stories below, a safety net installed three days prior... 84 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,121 for window washers that would've broken his fall... 85 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:33,666 and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. 86 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:37,211 So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son... 87 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:40,798 and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. 88 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,301 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 89 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:47,430 that this is not just something that happened. 90 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,183 This cannot be one of those things. 91 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,186 This, please, cannot be that. 92 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,731 And for what I would like to say, I can't. 93 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,067 This was not just a matter of chance. Ha, ha. 94 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,071 These strange things happen all the time. 95 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,271 In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for. 96 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:41,358 It's not what you deserve. It's what you take. 97 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,487 I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin... 98 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,447 and author of Seduce and Destroy... 99 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,991 now available to you on audio and video cassette. 100 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,952 Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques... 101 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,996 to have any hard-body blonde... 102 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,458 just dripping to wet your dock. 103 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,877 Bottom line? Language: 104 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:03,464 The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. 105 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,841 Tap directly into her hopes, her wants... 106 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,845 her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. 107 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:14,517 Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. 108 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,354 Seduce and Destroy produces an instant, money-back guaranteed... 109 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,523 trance-like state that will get you... 110 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,690 Hey. 111 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:25,111 Naughty sauce you want fast. 112 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,612 Hey, how many more times... 113 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,658 do you need to hear the all-too-famous line-- 114 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:32,451 So? 115 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,038 "I just don't feel that way about you"? 116 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,707 For over 30 years, America has hung out... 117 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,168 and answered questions with Jimmy Gator. 118 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,713 An American legend and a true television icon... 119 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,342 Jimmy celebrates his 12,000th hour of broadcast this week. 120 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,219 Have I been around that long? 121 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,180 He's a family man who's been married for over 40 years... 122 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:57,101 with two children and one bouncing baby grandchild on the way. 123 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,812 We've tuned in each day to see the human interaction... 124 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,731 between Jimmy and some very special kids... 125 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:06,235 and we hope there's 30 more years of watching that happen. 126 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,403 I'm Jimmy Gator. 127 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:10,823 Donald W. Winnicott. 1911 . North America. South America. 128 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,409 The answer is four. The answer is 22. Gravity. 129 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,494 The answer is The Life of Samuel Johnson. 130 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,499 I don't care what your last bank statement is. 131 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,252 Let's go. You should have done that 10 minutes ago. 132 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,671 - We need more dog food. - Talk in the car. 133 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,924 - Look, I got a serious audition today. - Are you lonely? 134 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,926 - That one too? - I need this one. 135 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,386 Well, let me tell you. 136 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,598 I don't understand why you need four bags of books to go to school. 137 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,102 There's no reason for this many backpacks. 138 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,147 - Be ready at 2:00. - 30. 139 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:46,108 I told you I got an audition. I won't be here till 2:00. 140 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,319 Get your stuff. Come on. Gotta go. Love you. 141 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,612 - Love you too. - Okay. 142 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:53,073 Donnie, do you have an answer? 143 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,367 I do, Jimmy. Prometheus. 144 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,577 It is! 145 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,623 Donnie, how does it feel? 146 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,547 It's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get many people my age getting braces. 147 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,050 You were so cute on that game show. 148 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,928 Bet you can't answer any questions now, though, huh? Ha, ha! 149 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,222 - So we're all set to go, Donnie. - Good. 150 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,932 - I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Okay. 151 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,226 - Bye. - You're running around like crazy. 152 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,644 I'm gonna be late for work. 153 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,615 Hey. 154 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,450 It's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith. 155 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,245 Hello, hello. 156 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:52,007 - How's today, then? - Fucking bullshit is what this is. 157 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,635 Fucking regrets. 158 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:59,139 And we do these things, move through this life. 159 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:03,394 I'm gonna need your help, Phil. You got to help me on something today. 160 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,604 I'll take care. Anything, Earl. 161 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,274 Well, you're his doctor, and that's why. 162 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,693 Tell me something. Tell me something. 163 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,945 He needs more pills. He needs more-- Fuck it. 164 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,364 He needs more pills, and I need some answers... 165 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,199 so I'm coming to see you. 166 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,037 Morning, Linda. 167 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,086 I love you, my darling. 168 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,672 I'll be back in a while, Phil. I have to do some things... 169 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,550 and I have to see something, and I'll be back. 170 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,803 Fuck. 171 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,764 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 172 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,851 Press one to hear... 173 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,145 this person's personal description of themselves... 174 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,314 and two to leave a personal message of your own. 175 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,777 Well, hello. This is Jim. I work in law enforcement. 176 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,362 I'm an officer for the LAPD... 177 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,740 and work out of the North Hollywood district. 178 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,409 I love my job, and I love to go to the movies. 179 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,745 I try to stay physically fit. My job demands it. 180 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,747 I'm getting up there, though. 181 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:09,626 "I'm 32 years old, and I'm 6'2" tall, and I weigh about 180... 182 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,253 if that's important to you. 183 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,840 I'm really interested in meeting someone special who likes quiet things. 184 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:19,011 My life is very stressful, and I hope to have a relationship that is very calm... 185 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,764 and undemanding and loving... 186 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:26,185 so if you are this person, please leave me a message at box number 82. 187 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,936 Thank you. 188 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,612 So much violence... 189 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,032 but that's the way of the world. Good luck, as always. 190 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,745 Serve and protect and all that other blah, blah, blah on the side of the car. 191 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,999 Let me tell you something. 192 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,919 This is not an easy job. 193 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:57,299 I get a call on the radio from Dispatch. 194 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,385 It's bad news. 195 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,721 And it stinks. 196 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:09,311 But this is my job, and I love it... 197 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,648 because I wanna do well. 198 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,943 In this life and in this world, I wanna do well... 199 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,362 and I wanna help people. 200 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,824 And I might get 20 bad calls a day... 201 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:26,662 but one time I can help someone, I make a save... 202 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,082 I correct a wrong or right a situation... 203 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,168 then I'm a happy cop. 204 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:39,341 And we move through this life, we should try and do good. 205 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,140 Do good. 206 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,145 And if we can do that... 207 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,523 and not hurt anyone else... 208 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,277 well, then... 209 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,040 Hello? I turn around, there's something. 210 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,042 - Whoa! Slow down. - You can't just come in here. 211 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,420 - The door was open. - You not allowed to come in. 212 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,380 - Calm down. - I am calm! 213 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,258 I got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance. 214 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,010 There's no disturbance. 215 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,472 I got a call of a disturbance. I wanna see what's going on. 216 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,225 - Yeah, but there's no disturbance. - Then you got nothing to worry about. 217 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,979 You don't tell me. I know my rights. Just come right in. You can't just... 218 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,981 All right, ma'am, you wanna test me? 219 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,193 All right? You wanna tell me about the law book, we can do that. 220 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,404 You push me far enough, I will take you to jail. 221 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,241 - Okay? Now calm yourself down. - I am calm! 222 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,578 No. You are not calm. You're screaming at me. 223 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,497 Do you understand? 224 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,875 I got a call of a disturbance, and I'm going to check it out. 225 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,169 That is what I'm going to do. 226 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,923 - Are you alone in here? - I ain't got to answer your questions. 227 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,426 No, you don't, but I'm gonna ask you one more time. 228 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,763 - Are you alone in here? - What does it look like? 229 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,141 - There's no one else in here? - You in here. 230 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,561 Okay. That's true, but is there anyone else... 231 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,730 besides me and besides you in this house? 232 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,815 - No. I said that already. - Mm-hm. 233 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,068 - Are you lying to me? - I live by myself. 234 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,696 That might be true, but the question I'm asking you, ma'am... 235 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,449 ls there anyone else in this house right now? 236 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,577 - No. - Okay. 237 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,454 - What is your name? - Marcie. 238 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,624 Okay. Marcie, I'm gonna need you to take a seat here. 239 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,878 - I prefer to stand up. - Okay. I'm not asking. 240 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,508 - I didn't even do nothing. - Move, ma'am. 241 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:54,268 Okay. So, like I was saying, I'm here to check on a disturbance. 242 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,229 Now, some of your neighbors heard screaming and a loud crash. 243 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,815 - I don't even know no loud crash. - Okay, what--? 244 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,276 - What was that? - Nothing. 245 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,654 - Sit back down on the couch. - I ain't gotta do a goddamn thing. 246 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,656 - What's this bullshit? - Do not do this. 247 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,326 - Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am. - This is bullshit. This is bullshit. 248 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,789 This is bullshit. For what? For what? For what? Huh? Tell me for what. 249 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,124 No, tell me for what. 250 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,668 - I asked you to sit on the couch. - This is bullshit. 251 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,463 This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. 252 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,841 15-L-27, I'm gonna need backup. 253 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,343 What the fuck is this? It's bullshit, motherfucker! 254 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,930 - I want you to stay right there. - Fucking bullshit, and you know it! 255 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,641 - Stay right there, Marcie. - Don't you go in my bedroom! 256 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:38,520 This is bullshit, motherfucker! Don't go down the hallway! 257 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,731 Don't go down my motherfucking hallway! 258 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,024 This is the LAPD! 259 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 260 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,361 Come out now with your hands up! 261 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,282 What did I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! 262 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,534 Where the fuck you going, motherfucker? 263 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,786 Don't go in my goddamn bedroom! 264 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,873 Stay out of my motherfucking closet! What did I tell you? 265 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,375 - Don't go down my hallway! - This is the police! 266 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,045 If there is anyone in this closet, come out... 267 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,881 and show yourself to me now, with your hands up. 268 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,509 Marcie, do not drag that couch any further! 269 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,761 Don't do this, ma'am! 270 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,097 There's nobody in my motherfucking closet! 271 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,558 If I have to open this closet, you will get shot! 272 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,394 Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker! 273 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,897 What can't you goddamn fucking talk to me? 274 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,860 - There's nobody in there! I told you! - Marcie, quiet down! 275 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,783 This don't make no fucking sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! 276 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,410 This is bullshit, motherfucker! 277 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,245 Why can't you talk to me? 278 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,832 Whoa! Whoa-ho! 279 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,085 What the hell is this, Marcie? 280 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,587 That ain't mine. 281 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,757 He's dying. He's fucking dying as we're sitting here. 282 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,217 There's not a fucking... 283 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,427 Jesus, how can you tell me to calm down? 284 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,931 I can help you through this, but there's certain things... 285 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,267 you're gonna have to take care of, and we can go over them... 286 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,229 but I need to know that you're listening to me, okay? 287 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,440 I'm-- I'm in a fucking state. It's like he's going, and I don't-- 288 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,944 Just tell me practical things, like what the fuck do I do with his body? 289 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:12,280 What do I do when he dies? What next? What happens then? What next? 290 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,157 That's what Hospice can take care of. 291 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,201 They'll send over a nurse, somebody who-- 292 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,245 No. Phil. He has Phil now. 293 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,997 - Phil is one of the nurses from the service? - Yeah. 294 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,668 If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine... 295 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,212 but contact Hospice to arrange for the body. 296 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,172 You don't understand. It's-- 297 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,093 There's more pain than before, and the fucking morphine pills aren't working... 298 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,722 and it's like-- The past two days, he can't really swallow... 299 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,350 and I, um-- I don't know if the pills are going down. 300 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,187 I can't see inside his mouth anymore, and I'm up all night staring at him... 301 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:47,774 and I don't know if the pills are going down. He moans and he hurts. 302 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,277 We can fix that, because I can give you-- 303 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,237 Are you listening? 304 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,699 - Yeah. I'm listening. I'm getting better. - Do you wanna sit down? 305 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,617 I need to sit down. 306 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,999 Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it. 307 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,794 He's dying. He is. He's dying very, very rapidly. 308 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,548 The thing here is to make this experience... 309 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,885 as painless and easy for him as possible. 310 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,678 You understand? 311 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,016 Now, Hospice will take care of all the technical things. 312 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,186 They will help you. They will take care of the body. 313 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,605 They are who you call when he dies. 314 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,025 There's the number of Hospice. 315 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,489 Okay. Now, as far as the morphine pills go... 316 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,657 there's something else to consider. 317 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:42,537 There's a very strong, very potent solution of liquid morphine... 318 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,624 and it's a little bottle. It has an eyedropper. 319 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,418 It's easy to get into his mouth and drop on his tongue... 320 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,172 and it will certainly diminish the pain that he's in. 321 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:57,427 But you need to realize that, uh, once you give it to him... 322 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,846 there really is no going back. 323 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:04,643 It will certainly cure his pain, but he will drift in and out of consciousness... 324 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,896 even worse than he is now, Linda. I mean... 325 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:13,193 All sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away. 326 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,033 L-- What the fuck can I say to--? I don't know what to say to that. 327 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,255 I don't want to do this. 328 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,424 Sit here. 329 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,221 I can see the things, you know. 330 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,683 It's getting there, that's the cocksucker. 331 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,895 I see that pen. 332 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231 I see it. I know it's there. 333 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,316 I reach for it. 334 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,944 No. 335 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:00,282 No. No goddamn use. 336 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869 I have a son, you know. 337 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829 - You do? - Yeah. 338 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,415 - Where is he? - I don't know. 339 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,250 I mean... 340 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,003 he's around, but... 341 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:18,550 He's here in town, but I don't know. 342 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,886 You know... 343 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,346 he's a tough one. 344 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,266 Very... 345 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,231 - Got a girlfriend, Phil? - No. 346 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,650 - Get a girlfriend. - I'm trying. 347 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,279 Do good things with her. Share the things. 348 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,240 - All that bullshit is true, you know. - Yeah. 349 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,036 Find a good one, hold on, and all that. 350 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,495 Where's Linda? 351 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,582 She went out. She, uh, said she went out to run some errands. 352 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,792 - She'll be back. - Oh. 353 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,961 - She's a good girl. - Yeah. 354 00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:02,510 She's a little nuts. Heh. But she's a good girl, I think. Yeah. 355 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,096 - She's a little daffy. Yeah. - Yeah. 356 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,182 She loves you. 357 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,893 Well, maybe. 358 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,520 - Yeah. - Yeah. 359 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,105 She is a good one. 360 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,983 When's the last time you talked to your son? 361 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,111 I don't know. 362 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,656 Ten. 363 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:27,702 Maybe ten... Five... 364 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,539 Fuck. 365 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,085 Fuck. 366 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,963 That's another thing that goes. 367 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,384 - Your memory? - Time lines, you know? 368 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:48,390 I can remember things, but not right there. 369 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,183 - You know? - Yeah. 370 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,435 "Yeah"? What the fuck do you know? 371 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:55,730 - I've seen it before. - Oh, other fucking assholes like me? 372 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,733 - Ah, there's no asshole like you. - Cocksucker. 373 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,738 How come every word you use is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck? 374 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,992 - Do me a personal favor. - Go fuck myself. 375 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,576 - You got it. - Ha, ha. 376 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,254 I can't... 377 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,214 I can't hold on to this any longer. 378 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:25,677 - I'll get another pill. Another morphine pill. - No. Give me the fucking phone. 379 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:30,056 - Who you gonna call? - I wanna see this. L, uh-- 380 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,434 - Where is he? Do you know? - Who? 381 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,353 - Jack. - Ls Jack your son? 382 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,025 Do you want to call him on the phone? I can call him. 383 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,777 I can dial the number if you can remember the number. 384 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,863 It's not him. 385 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,450 It's not him. He's a fucking asshole. 386 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,953 Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring. 387 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,998 So goddamn... Goddamn... 388 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:58,126 You know, that dying wish... 389 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,796 and all that old man on a bed... 390 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,218 - Wants one thing. - It's okay. 391 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,846 Find him on a... 392 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,976 Frank. 393 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:21,316 His name is Frank Mackey. 394 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,987 - Frank Mackey? - Yeah. 395 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,864 That's your son? 396 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,991 Not my name. 397 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,537 Go find... 398 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,165 Find Lily. 399 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:42,420 Give me that. Give me. 400 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,675 Give me-- if you give me that... 401 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,513 over there on, uh... 402 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,433 Oh. Fuck. I can't hold on to this. 403 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,185 I got it. I got it. 404 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:58,770 Yeah. 405 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,439 Ah. 406 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,958 Respect the cock. 407 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:50,215 And tame the cunt. 408 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,802 Tame it. 409 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:58,556 Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work... 410 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,059 - and say, "No." - No! 411 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,853 - You will not control me. No! - No! 412 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,940 - You will not take my soul. No! - No! 413 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,734 You will not win this game. 414 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,820 Because it is a game, guys. You wanna think it's not, huh? 415 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,989 You go back to the schoolyard... 416 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,660 and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. 417 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,167 Respect the cock. 418 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,883 You are embedding this thought: 419 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,137 - I am the one who's in charge. - Yeah. 420 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,683 - I am the one who says, "Yes." - Yes! 421 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,476 - "No." - No! 422 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,687 - "Now." - Now! 423 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,188 "Here." 424 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,197 Because it's universal, man. 425 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,950 It is evolutional. It is anthropological. 426 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,370 - It is biological. - Yeah. 427 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,080 It is animal. 428 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,873 We... 429 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,377 are... 430 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,717 men. 431 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:21,180 You need to ask yourself what you can do... 432 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,016 - You Gwenovier? - Yeah. 433 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,976 I'm Captain Muffy, Frank's assistant. 434 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,729 - This is Doc. We can go in right here. - Sorry I'm late. 435 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,480 He started about 35 minutes ago... 436 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,567 but he's probably getting all pumped up right now. 437 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:37,155 Look down at the top of the page. At the top of the page, what does it say? 438 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,492 - "Get a calendar." - Right. I cannot stress this enough. 439 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,746 It's a simple item. It's 99 cents at the corner store. 440 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:48,708 But if you look into your packs, reach deep into your packs... 441 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,338 you will see that I have been nice enough to include one. See? 442 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,300 Yeah, yeah. That's just the kind of prick I am. 443 00:27:57,468 --> 00:28:00,553 You're gonna need this calendar. It doesn't seem like much. 444 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,722 It's a simple item. It is a small item... 445 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,142 but it is going to make all the difference in your world. 446 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,269 You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption. 447 00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,856 Let's say an eight-day waiting period before next contact. 448 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,108 How are you gonna know when those eight days are up? 449 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,318 Mark the calendar. 450 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,029 That's right. Mark the calendar. You're gonna mark that calendar. 451 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,782 You're going to stick with me and this calendar. 452 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,241 You're gonna set goals. 453 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:26,120 If you really, really wanna make that friend something else... 454 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,498 you're gonna have to be tough on yourself. 455 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,833 You're gonna have to set goals. 456 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:34,212 Uh, you, sir, in the, uh, brown short-sleeve shirt. 457 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,464 I can't read your name tag. What's your name, please? 458 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:47,809 - Hello. - Hi, uh, is Frank there? 459 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,478 - No, you have the wrong number. - Um... 460 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,897 I'm sorry. I'm looking for a Frank Mackey. 461 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,149 Yeah, no, there's no Frank here. 462 00:28:55,317 --> 00:29:00,321 Is this, um, 818-775-3993? 463 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,157 Yeah. No, you have the wrong number. 464 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,453 Do you know a Jack, by any chance? 465 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,998 Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters. 466 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,335 - We're all set upstairs. - And then she called me up... 467 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:19,340 and she asked me for advice about a guy. 468 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:21,509 - Got everything you need? - All set, thanks. 469 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,554 Does she know how you feel about her? Have you discussed that? 470 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,347 Yes. Absolutely. 471 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,474 And what does she say? 472 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,602 She says she doesn't feel that way about me. 473 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:36,691 I don't think there's anyone in this room that doesn't understand that pain... 474 00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:39,527 and I wanna thank you for sharing that with us. 475 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:45,867 Let me tell you what we're gonna teach Denise when we set goals, all right? 476 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,244 What I say is, "Denise." 477 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,788 Denise the Piece." 478 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,791 I mark it down. Oh, I write it up. 479 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,335 And you have been warned... 480 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,005 because I have my lasers... 481 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,549 I have my Tasers, I have my lCBMs... 482 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:06,804 I have my bazookas, I have my jets pointed right at you. 483 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,724 Because me and my brothers, we like to celebrate... 484 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:14,562 and on the first of May, we celebrate V-Day. 485 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:22,195 And come June, oh, baby, it is the lick of my spoon. 486 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,407 Come August, we like to celebrate... 487 00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:29,619 Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage. 488 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,747 I set goals for myself... 489 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,374 and when I say I do not wanna take it anymore... 490 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,001 I will not take it anymore. 491 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,087 You think she's your friend, Geoff? You think she's your friend? 492 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,422 They're not your friends. 493 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,800 Do you really think she's gonna be there when things go bad? 494 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:48,721 Huh, guys? When things go wrong, do you think they're gonna be there for us? 495 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,765 Ho-ho, you think again. 496 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:54,268 Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece... 497 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,939 you are gonna give me that cherry pie, sweet mama baby. 498 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:07,114 Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say that we don't all need females as friends. 499 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,993 We're gonna learn later that having a couple of chick friends lying around... 500 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,622 comes in real handy in setting jealousy traps. We'll get to that later. 501 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:19,252 Right now, what I want you guys to do is pull out your blue booklets, page 18. 502 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,963 We're going quickly. We're gonna workshop it later. 503 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090 Eighteen, blue booklet. 504 00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,634 "Form A Tragedy." 505 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,136 This is simple and clean, and if done correctly... 506 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,514 can be very, very effective in getting some bush. 507 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,892 Here we go. You call up your so-called friend and set a date. 508 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,646 Let's say make it around 7:30. You call her on the phone. 509 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,546 Hello? 510 00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,757 Hi. Uh, is Claudia here? 511 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,843 She's sleeping. 512 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,180 Are you--? Are you her boyfriend? 513 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,183 You're Jimmy Gator, right? 514 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,978 That's right. What's your name? 515 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,896 I'm Ray. 516 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,609 - So are you her boyfriend? - No, I'm just a friend. 517 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,569 I see. 518 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:30,573 - Ha, ha, what are you doing here? I mean-- - I'm her father. 519 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,160 Mind if I come in? 520 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,997 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 521 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:52,219 What the fuck is this? It's me, Claudia. It's me. 522 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:55,181 What do you want? Why are you here? 523 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,976 I'd like to talk to you. Uh, your boyfriend let me in. I just-- 524 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,228 That's not my boyfriend. 525 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,650 - Wanna call me a slut now or something? - No, I don't. 526 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,401 What the fuck do you want? 527 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,865 - I wanna sit. I wanna talk to you. - Don't sit down. 528 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,243 I want to, uh-- God, I want so many things. 529 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,746 - Maybe we could talk-- - I don't wanna talk to you. 530 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,500 - There's things I have to talk to you about. - I don't want to talk to you. 531 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,752 That's all right. It doesn't have to be now. 532 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,962 We can make a date to set some other time. 533 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,090 I didn't mean to walk in on you like this. 534 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,593 Why are you here? Why are you doing this? Coming in here? 535 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,930 - You wanna call me a whore? - No, I-- Claudia... 536 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,349 I don't want you to think I'm that way to you. 537 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,019 - I'm not gonna call you a slut or something. - Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right. 538 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,188 What are you doing here? 539 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,108 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 540 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,777 Please don't yell, honey. Just don't go crazy. 541 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:53,614 I'm not crazy! Don't you tell me that I'm crazy! 542 00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:58,160 Claudia, I'm sick. I'm sick, Claudia. 543 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,287 - Fuck you. - No, no, please, listen to me. 544 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,957 - Fuck you! - Listen to me right now, Claudia. 545 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:05,292 I am dying. 546 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,878 I got sick, and then I fell down-- 547 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,715 Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house. 548 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,135 I'm dying. I have cancer, Claudia. 549 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,137 I have cancer. 550 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:18,889 - And I'm dying very soon. - Fuck you. 551 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,226 - It's metastasized in my bones. - Fuck you! 552 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062 Claudia, it's... I'm not lying to you. This is the truth. 553 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,773 I'm telling you, Claudia, I'm going to lose. 554 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,234 Get out. 555 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,530 Get out! Get the fuck out of here! 556 00:34:34,698 --> 00:34:38,576 - Get out! Go! - Your mother would like to hear from you. 557 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,829 Fuck you. Get out! 558 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208 Get the fuck out of my house now! 559 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,210 Get out! 560 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,180 Keep your body running good. 561 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,182 Prevention is everything. 562 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,059 If you don't maintain it, I'll be fixing it. 563 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,519 Keep fit. Stay healthy. 564 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,355 If your car is running good, take it to Jiffy Lube... 565 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,690 and they offer Pennzoil. 566 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,484 Prevention. 567 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,985 It's worth it. 568 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,904 Hey, you don't wanna see me. 569 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,530 Don. 570 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,116 Hey, Avi. 571 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,035 Just one sec. 572 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,538 Say goodbye to the plastered-down look of heavy hairspray... 573 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,373 and hello to the natural-looking-- 574 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,043 - Please. - Don't, Donnie. Don't do this. 575 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,379 This is so fucked, Solomon! I don't deserve this! 576 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:36,091 Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense. 577 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,511 This is making a lot of sense. 578 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,056 You are not doing the job. The job I ask you to do. 579 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,266 A job I give you. 580 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,227 Over and over and over. 581 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,355 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna say "I'm sorry" much more. 582 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,982 I don't have any money, Solomon. If you fire me-- 583 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,319 I pay you. I give you a paycheck. 584 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,780 Your sales suck, Don. 585 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,074 I give. I give. 586 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,701 When I find you, when I meet you, what? 587 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,745 I put your name up on a fucking billboard. 588 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,831 I put you in my store. My salesman. 589 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,209 My fucking representation of Solomon Solomon Electronic. 590 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,503 The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith, from the game show. 591 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,756 I lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly. 592 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:20,386 Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. I paid you! I paid you! 593 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,723 I gave you a fucking chance, and a chance, over and over, and you let me down! 594 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,268 I trust you with so much! 595 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:31,981 Keys to my store. The codes to my locks. The life and blood of my business. 596 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,942 In return, you smash in 7-Eleven! 597 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,112 And late! Always late! Loans! 598 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,406 The loans for your kitchen that you never did. 599 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,615 I paid you back! 600 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,243 Two years! Two years later, and from your paycheck! 601 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,036 I never charged interest. 602 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,330 Solomon, please. Please. 603 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,374 I am so fucked here if you do this. 604 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,295 This is the worst timing. The worst timing I could ever imagine. 605 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,796 I need to keep working. 606 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,924 I have so many debts, so many things. 607 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,760 I have-- I have-- I have-- I have my surgery. 608 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,722 - My oral surgery coming. - What surgery? 609 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:08,017 Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery. 610 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,394 - What is that? - Braces. 611 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,313 - You don't need braces. - Yes, I do. 612 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,398 Your teeth are straight. I need surgery! 613 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,025 I need corrective oral surgery. 614 00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,986 Donnie, you got struck by lightning that time in Tahoe. 615 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,946 I don't think braces is a good idea. 616 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,574 Solomon, just let me ask you once, please. 617 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783 Please don't do this. 618 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,620 How are you paying for the braces? I don't know. 619 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,456 Well, that's just incredible. How much are braces, anyway? 620 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,333 It's, uh... it doesn't matter. 621 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,669 - It's, like, $5000. I've seen it. I know. - Now you're pissing me off. 622 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,963 This is incredible. This is fucking stupid. 623 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,257 You're paying $5000 for braces you don't need? 624 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,092 - I've been a good worker. - Don't. 625 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,845 - No need for braces. - Where are you gonna get the money? 626 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,889 - I don't know. - You were going to ask me. 627 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,767 - I have been a good worker. - No need for braces, Donnie. 628 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,352 That is none of your business! 629 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,855 I've been a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking assholes! 630 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:57,358 - Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now. - Give me your keys. 631 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,819 - No, don't-- - Give me your fucking keys! 632 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,041 Identified as Porter Parker, age 59... 633 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,543 better known as the dead guy in the closet. 634 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,420 Says the building guy, this is her husband. 635 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,714 He comes around, raises some shit... 636 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,549 screaming and yelling something. 637 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,218 There's a son and a kid. 638 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,595 - Her son? - Her son. That's right. And the kid. 639 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,764 They were here, and from late last night... 640 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,058 and through the morning, screaming and yelling. 641 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,394 - Where are they? - They are not to be found. 642 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,438 She's got $600 and a large box of condoms next to the bed. 643 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,983 - She was real belligerent-- OFFICER 2: Three wedding rings. 644 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,528 Guys coming in and out all day. This is the building guy talking. 645 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,990 Building guy says the son and the closet guy are always going at it. 646 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,201 - And what is she saying? - Not a goddamn thing. 647 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,206 Thanks, Randy. Whoa! 648 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084 How much you pay me for my help? 649 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,336 It's more complicated than that, little man. 650 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,131 Put me on the payroll and find out. Find out what's up. 651 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,050 Okay, you don't just sign up to be a police officer. 652 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:09,138 - It's about three years of training, okay? - I'm trained. I'm ready to go. 653 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,683 - You wanna buy some candy to help--? - No. No, sorry, little man. 654 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,394 You wanna take my statement? I'll perform for you. 655 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:18,731 - Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid. - Mm-hm. 656 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,441 Why aren't you in school today? 657 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,402 No school today. My teacher got sick. 658 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,238 Oh, you don't have substitute teachers where you go to school? 659 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,615 No. So, what did they find out in there? 660 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,826 That is confidential information, little man. 661 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,287 Tell me what you know. I'll tell you what I know. 662 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,455 No can do. 663 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,167 Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit. 664 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,794 I can help you. Make you the man with the plan. 665 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,297 Give you the gift that I flow. Think fast. 666 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:46,800 - You wanna know who killed that guy? - Okay. You come here. 667 00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,802 - No. - Come here. 668 00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,055 You wanna disrespect an officer of the law? 669 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,308 I can help you solve the case. I can tell you who did it. 670 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,519 Oh, you're a joker, huh? Telling me jokes? 671 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,565 - I'm a rapper. - Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay. 672 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,984 - You got a record contract? - Not yet. 673 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,987 Give you a clue for the bust if you show me some trust. 674 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:08,822 You ever been to juvenile hall? 675 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:10,157 I ain't fucking with you! 676 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:13,160 Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it. 677 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:15,120 Come on, man, just watch me. 678 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,289 Watch and listen. 679 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,294 Okay. 680 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,467 Presence With the double-ass-meaning gifts I bestow 681 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,136 With my riff and my flow But you don't hear me, though 682 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,387 Think fast, catch me, yo 683 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,765 'Cause I throw what I know With a resonance 684 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,017 For your trouble-ass fiend In weaning yourself 685 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:38,519 Off of the back of the shelf 686 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,355 Jackass crackers, body-stackers 687 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,649 Dick-tooting niggers Masturbating your triggers 688 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:46,819 Hold it, homeboy. I don't need to hear that word. 689 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,279 Living to get older With a chip on your shoulder 690 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,783 Except you think you got a grip 'Cause your hip got a holster 691 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,495 Ain't no confessor, so, buster, you better just shut the fuck up 692 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,080 Try to listen and learn 693 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:01,792 Whoa, cut it, Coolio. I've had enough of the mouth and the language. 694 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,794 I'm almost done. 695 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,879 Finish it up without the lip. 696 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,174 Check that ego Come off it, I'm the prophet 697 00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,885 The professor I'm gonna teach you about the Worm 698 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,973 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 699 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,184 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 700 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:22,271 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 701 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:25,649 When the sunshine don't work The good Lord bring the rain in 702 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,652 Now, that shit will help you solve the case. 703 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,075 Okay. Whatever that meant. 704 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,995 I'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T. 705 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,747 Did you listen to me? 706 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,000 I was listening to you. 707 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,879 I told you who did it, and you're not even listening to me. 708 00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:48,881 I'm through playing games. 709 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,176 Be cool. Stay in school, okay? 710 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,427 Get out of the street now. 711 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,264 Move it. 712 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,248 - Come on, let's go. - You're late, not me. 713 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,417 You could have been in front. I didn't see you from the window. 714 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,003 Well, you-- Why didn't you just, uh--? I don't know. 715 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:13,257 You could have come in the front. I don't know. Hurry up. 716 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,262 - All right, you ready to keep winning? - Sure. 717 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,611 You okay? 718 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:38,240 Busted my ankle there. 719 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,077 You gotta have that makeup lady fix your hair. 720 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,413 - Okay. - Okay? It's really wet. 721 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,374 - There you are. There you are. - I'm sorry we're late, Cynthia. 722 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,210 - Oh, that's all right. - We got caught in traffic. 723 00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,587 - Your book is okay. How you doing? - I'm fine. 724 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,799 Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go? 725 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:58,176 Know anybody involved in that Alan Thicke thing? 726 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,429 The Corey Haim thing? Terrorist in the high school? 727 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,723 - Uh, no. - Where's Richard and Julia? 728 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,933 Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine. 729 00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,269 They're in the dressing room, so we're all set. 730 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:09,730 - Okay. See you later. - You go to it, handsome. 731 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,566 - See you. - Okay, buddy, love you. 732 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,903 - Good luck, Rick. - Hey, Peter. 733 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,406 Dick, Dick. I'm sorry. Dick. 734 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:22,743 Fuck. Can't get that fucking name. 735 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:26,913 - Who's ready to beat the record? - That was close. 736 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:30,292 - It's cats and fucking dogs out there. - Cats and dogs indeed. 737 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,961 I've never seen it rain this bad since last year... 738 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,089 because of La Nina or El Nino or whatever the shit. 739 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,218 Sorry I'm late. 740 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,013 - What was your name again? - Amy, Mr. Jennings. 741 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,766 Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen. 742 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,352 Trust me, you know. But stay focused. 743 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,020 Where's the news department? 744 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,147 - It's upstairs. - Have you ever been there? 745 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,732 Oh, sure. Why? 746 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,692 I was wondering about the weather department. 747 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,944 - Uh-huh. - I was wonder whether the weather people... 748 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,905 have outside meteorological services... 749 00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:01,782 or if they have in-house instruments. 750 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,951 Um, I can check on that, and later we can take a tour. 751 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,620 - Oh, okay. - Sounds good? 752 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,039 - You asking because it's raining outside? - I guess. 753 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,458 Uh-huh. What do you do? Whatever's happening, you look into? 754 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,544 - Something like that? - I don't know. 755 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:19,007 Ha, ha, you don't know, huh? Well, it's not a bad way to be. 756 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,301 Interested in everything that's going around. 757 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,471 Wet-- Wet is wet. Just that simple. 758 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,933 - Hi, Mary. - Hi, hon, Stanley. 759 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,905 Production. 760 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,540 Rose is on the phone. Here are the cards for today. 761 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,917 - Fifteen minutes to go over those cards. - Sorry. 762 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,086 - Find Paula for me. - You want her right now? 763 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,338 - Yes, now. - We're on the air in 20 minutes. 764 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,508 Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi. 765 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,011 - Hi, how you doing? - I'm drinking. 766 00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:08,515 - Slowly or quickly? - As fast as I can. 767 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:11,101 You come home soon after the show. 768 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,769 I went to see her. 769 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,689 Some fucking asshole answers the door in his underwear. 770 00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:17,190 He's 50 years old. 771 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,443 There's coke and shit laid out on the table. 772 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,902 Did she talk to you? 773 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,697 She went crazy. She went fucking crazy, Rose. 774 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,533 - Did you tell her? - Oh, I don't know. 775 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,201 I gotta go. I don't have time. 776 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:30,954 I got a lot more drinking to do before I go on. 777 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:34,291 - I love you. - Love you too. 778 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:35,876 Shit. 779 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,941 - Hello? - Police! Open the door! 780 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,359 Who is it? 781 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,196 It's the LAPD! Open the door! 782 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,823 I'm coming! 783 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,451 I have to get dressed! 784 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,790 You're not coming fast enough! Open the door! 785 00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,752 Didn't you hear me? I said I'm coming, and that means I'm coming! 786 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,755 I just have to get dressed, all right? 787 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,591 I really-- I have to get dressed! 788 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,020 I hate coming here and not being able to talk. 789 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,439 It's fine. I understand. 790 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,441 I wish the circumstance was better. 791 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,860 I don't know what's gonna happen. It's so fucked. 792 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:29,906 - I feel so over the top with everything. - Running out of your medication at all... 793 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,325 let alone at a time like this, could be drastic. 794 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,578 Thank you, Dr. Diane. 795 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,332 Even your pocket. And the pocket fisherman's-- 796 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,501 7:30 this Saturday night. 797 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:46,923 --Dollars and 99 cents. - Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy-- 798 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,800 NASDAQ trading at-- 799 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:59,811 Stanley Spector and his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia... 800 00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:04,065 can defeat today's adult challengers, Mim, Luis, and Todd. 801 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:07,027 They're moving towards a half-a-million-dollar team total... 802 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,529 and a What Do Kids Know? Record. 803 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,866 - Pink Dot. - Hi. I'd like to get an order for delivery. 804 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,578 - Phone number? - 818-725-4424. 805 00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,330 - Partridge? - Yeah. 806 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,581 What would you like? 807 00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,125 I'd like to get an order of, um, peanut butter... 808 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,045 - Mm-hm. - Uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights. 809 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,255 - Mm-hm. - Uh, water... 810 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:30,967 - Bottled water? - Um, no. You know what, forget the water. 811 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:34,846 - Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread. - Okay. 812 00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:40,060 - And, um, do you have Playboy magazine? - Yeah. 813 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,813 Okay. One of those. And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine? 814 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,275 - Yeah. - You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those. 815 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:51,154 - And, um, Hustler? - Yeah. 816 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,032 - Do you have that? - Yeah, I said. 817 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,076 - That it? - Yeah, that's it. 818 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,828 You still want the peanut butter, bread, and cigarettes? 819 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,498 Yeah. What? 820 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,710 - The total is 31 .90. Thirty minutes or less. - Okay. Thank you. 821 00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,171 - Is that cash or credit card? - Cash. 822 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,256 - Thanks. - Thank you. 823 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,425 - Bye. - Bye. 824 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:26,231 Respect the cock and tame the cunt! 825 00:50:26,399 --> 00:50:28,400 Have a great lunch! 826 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,865 This is Gwenovier from Profiles. She's here for the interview. 827 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,784 - Nice to meet you. - I admire your work. 828 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:42,539 - Thank you. I have us set up in a suite-- - It's not very safe for you here. 829 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,125 I finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier... 830 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:49,754 I swear to fucking God. I mean, I am Batman. 831 00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:52,590 I'm Superman. I'm like a... A fucking... 832 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:55,927 I'm like a fucking action hero after that. 833 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,263 I could walk out if this room right now. 834 00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:00,682 I could go down the hall, walk down the street... 835 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:04,310 and pick up any little honey I meet that has even one second to stop. 836 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,980 - All it takes is one second? - Just one second, girl. 837 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,940 One glance, one hesitation... 838 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,987 one subtle look my way for me to know... 839 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,947 and then it is: 840 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:18,283 Bing, bang, boom. 841 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:20,994 Oh, my God. Oh! 842 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,579 I'm away on a tangent. 843 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,667 - I tell you... - Don't hurt yourself, okay? 844 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,295 I tell you, I do. 845 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,672 I get so fucking jazzed at these seminars... 846 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,050 see, because I am what I believe. 847 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:38,178 I do as I say. 848 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,973 I live by these rules... 849 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:43,975 as religiously as I preach them. 850 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:47,687 That's why I am getting the nasty left, right, center, up, down, sideways. 851 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,941 The Battle of the Bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey. 852 00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:58,448 - We're gonna start rolling now. - What? I thought we were rolling. 853 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,369 Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier. I am firing pearls at you here. 854 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,164 I want you to know that I'm not succeeding in the bush... 855 00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:09,834 because I'm Frank T.J. Mackey. Ah, you think about this. 856 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:13,421 I mean, there are women... 857 00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:17,133 who, uh, wanna destroy me. 858 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,261 No. I find that hard to believe. 859 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,432 It makes it very difficult, twice as hard for me. 860 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,434 There's some hottie I'm moving in on... 861 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:32,565 knows me, knows my, you know, my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know? 862 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,275 She's gonna wanna fuck with me. 863 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,195 She's gonna go back, you know tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada... 864 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:40,406 "You know, Frank T.J. Mackey, he ain't all that." You know. 865 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,450 "He ain't all that. Didn't get me." 866 00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,285 So, me, I am... 867 00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,580 You know, I'm just on full afterburners... 868 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,666 - full-throttle through hottie heaven. - Okay. 869 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,419 - Just dodging left. Dodging right. - Yes, I understand. 870 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:58,216 - Dodging these bullets from these terrorists. - I should've known this was gonna happen. 871 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:01,761 Calm down, take it easy, and be a good boy... 872 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,055 okay, Mr. Mackey? 873 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,140 Thank you. Now, you sit back there... 874 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,268 put your microphone on for me, please... 875 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:11,604 - Yes, ma'am. - So we can do this thing, all right? 876 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:17,110 Okay, um... 877 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:24,284 - Okay. Let me start by asking you-- - Just a second. One second. 878 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,790 You missed a button. 879 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,459 Thank you. 880 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,799 What do you wanna know? 881 00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:53,479 Make it happen. 882 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,150 This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go. 883 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,947 Hello. You're back again, huh? 884 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,157 Yeah. Yes. Hi. 885 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:49,160 - What can I get you? - Uh, Diet Coke. 886 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,961 You look tired. You want one of these? 887 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,505 Better pour you one of these, huh? 888 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,674 Can you ring me up? 889 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:53,599 Brad, good to see you. It's good to see you. 890 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,935 You make that down payment on the Harley yet? 891 00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,980 Not yet. Not yet. I'll make it next week. 892 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,527 Six days. You'll be the first. 893 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,780 Ha, ha, I would love that. 894 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:10,283 - Want another one? - Yes. 895 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,463 Uh, I'd like a tequila. 896 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,340 - What kind? - It doesn't matter. 897 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,562 Open up the door now! 898 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,524 Yes, hi! Hello! 899 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:48,112 Yeah. 900 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:51,324 I'm sorry. I had to get dressed. 901 00:56:52,493 --> 00:56:55,119 - You the resident here? - Yes. 902 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,914 - You alone in there? - Yes. 903 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,458 No one else in there with you? 904 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:04,837 No. What's wrong? 905 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:11,302 First of all, you're gonna have to turn down the music so we can have a conversation. 906 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,194 You mind if I come in? 907 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:30,488 No. Go ahead. 908 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:42,875 You got your neighbors real worried for you. 909 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,128 I'm sorry. 910 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,921 - You live alone? - Yes. 911 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,631 - What's your name? - Claudia. 912 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,384 - Claudia what? - Wilson. 913 00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,095 Okay, Claudia Wilson... 914 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,431 - are you trying to go deaf? - What? Ha, ha. 915 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:02,395 - Did you hear what I just said? - Yes, but I don't know what... 916 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,731 Okay. You're listening to your music so loud... 917 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:10,403 - you're gonna damage your ears. - Okay. 918 00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:13,573 If you continue to listen to your music at that level... 919 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:18,035 you're gonna damage not only your ears, but your neighbors' ears as well. 920 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,080 - I didn't realize it was that loud. - Yeah. 921 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:24,458 Well, that right there is the first sign of hearing loss, okay? 922 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,127 Okay. 923 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,798 I see you got your TV on there too. 924 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:33,134 You usually keep that on at the same time? 925 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:37,305 I don't know. I mean, um... What is this? 926 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:41,809 - You been doing some drugs today, Claudia? - No. 927 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,522 - Have you been doing some drinking? - No, ha, ha. 928 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,399 Okay. 929 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,779 I got a call of a disturbance here. 930 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:59,827 Some loud music, A, and some screaming and yelling. 931 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,914 Has there been some screaming and yelling here? 932 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,708 Yes. 933 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,837 I had someone come to my door. 934 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,465 Someone that I didn't want here. 935 00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:18,888 And I told them to leave, so it's no big deal. 936 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,725 They left. I'm sorry. 937 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,311 - Was that your boyfriend? - No. 938 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,024 - You don't have a boyfriend? - No. 939 00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,486 Well, who was it? 940 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,156 I was... He's gone. 941 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:41,077 I mean, it's not-- it's over, you know? 942 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,418 You mind if I have a look around for your safety? 943 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,796 - It's fine. - Okay. 944 00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:55,675 Uh, what--? What are you looking for? 945 00:59:55,842 --> 01:00:00,012 Claudia, why don't you let me handle the questions... 946 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,848 - and you handle the answers, okay? - Okay. 947 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,851 - I'm here to help you. - Okay. 948 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:10,398 - So do you still have to do homework? - Not as much as I used to. 949 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,775 Since we started, I haven't gone to school much. 950 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,028 - I've had so many auditions. - I don't have regular classes anymore. 951 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:19,365 - What do you do? - They let me have my own study time. 952 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,201 - My own reading time in the library. - That's pretty cool. 953 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,370 - Do you have an agent, Stanley? - No. 954 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,957 You should get one. I'm serious. You could get a lot of stuff out of this. 955 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,960 - Like what? - What do you mean? Endorsements and shit! 956 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,421 - Richard. - Bite it, Cynthia. 957 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,590 You get stuff from people that want you to endorse their product. 958 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,468 Commercials, a sitcom, an M.O.W. or something. 959 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,513 - What's M.O.W.? - Hello. Movie of the week. 960 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,266 I went for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim. 961 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:48,269 - Was it a callback? - No, but I'll probably get a callback. 962 01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:50,688 If we beat the record, you might get a callback. 963 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:53,024 I'll get it because I'm a good actress, Richard. 964 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,568 - Saucy, saucy. - Come on, guys. Settle down. 965 01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,111 - Cynthia? - What do you want? 966 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,530 - I gotta go to the bathroom. - Can you hold it? 967 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:03,743 Yessiree! Whoa! 968 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:07,496 That was absolutely fantastic, and I thank you very much. 969 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,125 As a matter of fact, we may even take you folks on the road with us. 970 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:13,502 That's my thing. Come on. I'm serious. Come on. 971 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,672 Milk and sports, man. You never heard--? Milk and sports, okay? 972 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,800 Anything baseball. Um, anything dealing with numbers... 973 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:23,220 when it comes to those, you know, or who broke whatever record. 974 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:27,141 Any kind of dairy product, any kind-- Dairy recipe... 975 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,561 um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat-- All that stuff. 976 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,438 Wow, check this out over here. 977 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:35,191 So, um, look guys, just work with me on that. Work with me. 978 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,610 Excuse me, can you bring me low-fat milk, please? 979 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:39,987 A couple of ice cubes. 980 01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,614 Ah, they don't look so tough. 981 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:43,866 - Do they look smart? - No. 982 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,827 - What are they gonna do, beat us? - Maybe. 983 01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:49,538 We're not going out two days before we set the record. 984 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:50,790 It's not gonna happen. 985 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,541 Yeah. When they want us done... 986 01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,461 they'll call in the Harvard SWAT team or some shit. 987 01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,464 Ready to run. 988 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,814 You smell like trouble. I'm fucking hammered. 989 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,274 - You okay? - You know. 990 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,402 Good. You have a chance to look those over? 991 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:23,155 Oh, come on. It's the same fucking shit for 30 years, Burt. 992 01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:27,660 You look like you have money in your pocket. 993 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,374 Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. 994 01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:36,919 Just throw some money around. 995 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,296 - Money, money, money. - It's Brad. 996 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:43,175 Ooh. This sounds threatening. 997 01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,344 Do you have love in your heart? 998 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:47,680 I have love all over. 999 01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:50,933 I even have love for you, friend. 1000 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,601 - Is it real love? - Well-- 1001 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:56,856 The kind of love that makes you feel that intangible joy... 1002 01:02:57,023 --> 01:02:58,524 in the pit of your stomach... 1003 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,694 like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... 1004 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:05,948 and making you hurt and happy and all over...? 1005 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,908 You're head over heels? 1006 01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:11,495 You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, my boy... 1007 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:15,207 but I believe it's that sort of love. 1008 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,127 Sounds nice to me. 1009 01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,338 I have love. 1010 01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,841 Hmm, a very chatty kind. Indeed you do, it seems. 1011 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,135 No, I mean, I'm telling you. 1012 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:28,637 I'm telling you, I have love. 1013 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,224 Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fellow. 1014 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,899 My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give. 1015 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,699 - Hello. - Hi. 1016 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,668 Wow. 1017 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,504 Lot of stuff here, huh? 1018 01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:30,449 It's 30 seconds. 1019 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:34,078 Eye on you. I'll be back. 1020 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:37,039 - Hi, Cynthia. - Jakety, Jakety. 1021 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,462 The fuck is going on over there? 1022 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:47,299 - I gotta go to the bathroom. - Jesus Christ, Stanley. 1023 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,803 No, no, no. You cannot do that. Let me explain something to you people. 1024 01:04:50,971 --> 01:04:53,764 You have to tone it. Don't be real aggressive like that. 1025 01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:56,684 Be subtly abusive so they don't know what's happening. 1026 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,937 You say, "You're not gonna go outside and play with your friends..." 1027 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,481 until that entire room is cleaned floor to ceiling." 1028 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,400 Oh, Julia's room's the same way. 1029 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,403 Like a pigsty. But it's the outfits we're into now. 1030 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,990 Oh, you should have seen what she had on walking out the door. 1031 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,576 I said, "No. We're going to school, not a fashion show." 1032 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,786 it's not a fashion show. It's school. 1033 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,830 Absolutely. It's not a fashion show. 1034 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,039 Shh. 1035 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,500 Let's make some fucking money here, people. 1036 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,586 You with me, Jimmy? 1037 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,005 The book says, "We may be through with the past... 1038 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,715 but the past ain't through with us." 1039 01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,468 We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square. 1040 01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:34,054 In my fucking sleep, Burt. 1041 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:41,186 And five, four, three, two... 1042 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:46,859 Live from Burbank, California, its What Do Kids Know? 1043 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:50,779 Going into our 33rd year on the air, it's America's longest-running quiz show... 1044 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,033 and the place where three kids get to challenge three adults... 1045 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,827 and in the end, we'll see who's the boss. 1046 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,788 Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions... 1047 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:03,542 Richard, Julia, and Stanley. 1048 01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:07,921 And our new adult challengers today are Mim, Luis, and Todd. 1049 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:10,049 And me, I'm Dick Jennings... 1050 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:14,428 and now say hello to your favorite host and my boss... 1051 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:17,723 Jimmy Gator. 1052 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:28,776 Back again, again, again. I'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not... 1053 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,570 we are at the end of Week 7, heading towards Week 8... 1054 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:35,783 with these three incredible kids, who-- Hello, hello. 1055 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:39,870 Are just two days and two games away from the What Do Kids Know? Record... 1056 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,290 for the longest-running quiz show in television history. 1057 01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,251 Now, we are, as you know, endorsed by the PTA... 1058 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,420 and the North American Teachers' Foundation. 1059 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:52,424 We keep our standards high, and that's why we are the longest-running quiz show... 1060 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,969 in television history. I wanna say something about these kids now. 1061 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:58,931 These kids right here, I think they're gonna be here a while. 1062 01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,766 But today is a dangerous day... 1063 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,436 because I have just met with the adult challengers backstage... 1064 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:08,607 and let me tell you, they are a terrific challenge for our kids. 1065 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,819 So let's get this show up and away, shall we? 1066 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,201 We wanna know where your son is. 1067 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,454 "Jerome Samuel Hall." Did he fight your husband? Is this the Worm? 1068 01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:25,457 - They had a fight. An accident. - They call him Worm? 1069 01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:27,292 We wanna know where your son is. 1070 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,003 - Help us, Marcie. - Do they call him Worm? 1071 01:07:30,171 --> 01:07:33,006 - Help us help your son, Marcie. - Do they call him Worm? 1072 01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,883 Help us help your son, Marcie. 1073 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,428 Your son and your grandson. Help us help them. 1074 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,430 Is this the Worm? 1075 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,474 Let's jump right in. 1076 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,893 A quick recap for those who don't know. 1077 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:48,439 Round One. Three categories. Steals are okay. 1078 01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:53,610 Point scale escalating from 25 to 250, one of which is a conversation bonus. 1079 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:03,620 - Hi. - That'll be 31 .90. 1080 01:08:03,788 --> 01:08:09,501 The categories are "authors, chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub." 1081 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:15,424 - Max. Thanks. - Bye. 1082 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,844 Adults won a coin toss backstage, so they get to pick first. 1083 01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,263 Mim. 1084 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,196 First question, for 25. 1085 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,783 O Pioneers! 1086 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:43,952 H-E-R. 1087 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:46,497 - Stanley? - Willa Cather. 1088 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:47,873 Willa Cather for 25. 1089 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,375 Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre, this playwright-- 1090 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,837 - Stanley. - Thomas Kyd. 1091 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,047 Thomas Kyd. 1092 01:08:55,215 --> 01:08:58,050 This French playwright and actor joined the Bejart troupe of actors-- 1093 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,636 - Stanley. - Moliere. 1094 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:03,514 Oh, I'm afraid I'm gonna need a full name, Stanley. 1095 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:06,600 Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere. 1096 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,894 What the fuck is this? 1097 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,855 God damn. My little fucker. Ha-ha-ha! 1098 01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:15,400 I have no idea where he gets this shit. He's a fucking genius, really. 1099 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,611 Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad. 1100 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,946 Can I have your phone number? 1101 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,949 - Is this Seduce and Destroy? - Yes, it is. Can I have your phone number? 1102 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,576 Okay, I don't want to order anything. Uh, you see... 1103 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:29,206 I have a situation, uh, that's just come up that's really pretty serious... 1104 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,167 and I don't know who to talk to or what I should do... 1105 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,921 but maybe you could put me in touch with somebody if I explain myself? 1106 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,590 Uh, we're really only equipped to take orders here, sir. 1107 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:42,052 I mean, it's just us with the phones, and that's what we do, you know-- 1108 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:46,515 Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me with somebody else, you think? 1109 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,267 Well, what's the situation? 1110 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,227 Okay, great, um... 1111 01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:53,397 All right. Let me try to explain myself without it seeming crazy. 1112 01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,440 But here I go. I'm-- No. 1113 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,067 Uh, my name is Phil Parma... 1114 01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,445 and I work for, uh, a man named Earl Partridge. 1115 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,406 Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge. 1116 01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:05,534 I'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man. 1117 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,453 He's a dying man, and he's sick... 1118 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,081 and he has asked me to help him. 1119 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:13,792 To help him find his son. 1120 01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:18,881 - Hello? Are you there? Hello? - No, I'm here. I'm listening. 1121 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,884 Okay. Um, you see... 1122 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,095 Frank T.J. Mackey is Earl Partridge's son. 1123 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,097 So where are you from originally? 1124 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,849 - From around here. - Valley? 1125 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:32,644 - Well, Hollywood, mainly. - What did your parents do? 1126 01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,439 Uh, my father-- Well, he was in television. My mother-- 1127 01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,816 - This is going to sound silly to you. - Try me. 1128 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,069 - Uh, she was a librarian. - Why does that sound silly? 1129 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,196 I don't know. I guess it doesn't. 1130 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:46,992 - Does your mother still work? - No, she's retired. 1131 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,870 - Are you close? - She's my mother. 1132 01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:53,749 Yes, but, uh, I mean, she's a woman too... 1133 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,168 so how does she feel about Seduce and Destroy? 1134 01:10:56,336 --> 01:10:57,711 I mean, what does she say? 1135 01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,592 Well, she says, uh, "You go get them, honey." 1136 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,345 Uh-huh. And what about your father? 1137 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:09,306 Oh, my father. Unfortunately, he passed away. 1138 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:11,642 - Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea. - No, please. 1139 01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,936 I wouldn't have brought that up if I had known. 1140 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,021 - That's a very hard thing. - Please. 1141 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:18,857 Yes, it is, but listen. 1142 01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:21,652 I mean, you have to move forward. The past has its place. 1143 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:25,530 - It was a long time ago, and people die. - Yeah. 1144 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,699 Okay, let's switch gears here. Um... 1145 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:33,121 According to your book, you ended up at UC Berkeley? 1146 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,373 '84 to '89. 1147 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,916 - Psychology major. - That's right. 1148 01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,793 - Get your masters? - Hmm? Oh. 1149 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:39,878 - This close. - Wow. 1150 01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:43,674 - That's impressive in five years. - Cap, can I have some coffee? 1151 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:44,925 Can I get you anything? 1152 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,386 - No, no, no, I'm good. Thank you. - You sure? Okay. 1153 01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:50,097 - She's good. I need coffee. - Ha, ha. 1154 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,893 Cats and dogs out there, huh? 1155 01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,983 Must have a lot going on for all that stuff back there, huh? 1156 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,318 You could, uh... 1157 01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:06,446 Heh. You could have quite a party, all that stuff. 1158 01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:12,786 You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine? 1159 01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,580 - I don't... - lnteresting drugs. 1160 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,126 Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill, you know. 1161 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:23,755 I guess a lot of the doctors are balancing out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so... 1162 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,925 That liquid morphine will knock you down, out... 1163 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:29,928 around, up and down, someone's not careful. 1164 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,766 You can't mix those up, you know. 1165 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:56,204 Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow! 1166 01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,790 What you have wrong, you need all this stuff? 1167 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:01,001 - Motherfucker. - What? 1168 01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:04,087 - Motherfucker. You fucking asshole. - What are you talking about? 1169 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,757 - Who the fuck do you think you are? - I'm just trying-- 1170 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:11,136 I come in here. You don't know me. You don't know who I am, what my life is... 1171 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,890 and you have the balls, the indecency to ask me a question about my life? 1172 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,143 - Please, lady, calm down. - Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"! 1173 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,812 I come in here, I give these things to you... 1174 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,939 you check, you make your phone calls... 1175 01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:25,025 look suspicious, ask questions. 1176 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,401 I'm sick. 1177 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:30,489 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 1178 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,698 "What's wrong?" 1179 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:35,452 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 1180 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,164 Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking questions. 1181 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:42,626 "What's wrong?" 1182 01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,378 You suck my dick, that's what's wrong. 1183 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,256 And you. You fucking call me "lady"? 1184 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,509 Shame on you! 1185 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:55,764 Shame on you. Shame on both of you. 1186 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:59,309 Why don't they have the same last name? 1187 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,144 Because they don't have the same last name. 1188 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:05,690 I know, and I can't really explain that, but I think-- 1189 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:09,277 I have a feeling there is something, you know, a situation between them... 1190 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,114 like they don't know each other much or well, you know? 1191 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,574 Something like they don't talk much anymore, even. 1192 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:15,992 Uh-huh. 1193 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,703 You know? God, does this sound weird? 1194 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:21,706 Ha, ha. I just don't understand why you're calling me. 1195 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:25,752 Well, there's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff... 1196 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,213 you know, and he's pretty out of it. 1197 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,466 I mean, like I said, he's dying. 1198 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:34,719 Dying of cancer. So... 1199 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,889 - What kind of cancer? - It's brain and lung. 1200 01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,559 - My mother had breast cancer. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1201 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,395 - Is she all right? - Oh, she's fine now. 1202 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,397 - Oh, that's good. - Lt was scary, though. 1203 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,524 - Oh, it's a hell of a disease. - Oh, it sure is. 1204 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:49,985 - Yeah. - Well, so, uh... 1205 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:53,280 Wait, I'm sorry. So why call me? 1206 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,825 I know this sounds silly, and I know that I might sound ridiculous... 1207 01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,910 like this is the scene of the movie... 1208 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,955 where the guy is trying to get ahold of the long-lost son... 1209 01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:05,458 you know, but this is that scene. This is that scene. 1210 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,044 And I think they have those scenes in movies... 1211 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,046 because they're true, you know. 1212 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:12,007 Because they really happen. 1213 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:16,094 And you gotta believe me, this is really happening. 1214 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,390 I mean, I can give you my number and you can go check... 1215 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:22,601 with whoever you gotta check with... 1216 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:26,104 but do not leave me hanging on this. 1217 01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:31,276 All right? Please. I'm just-- Please. 1218 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:33,778 See... 1219 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:39,034 See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie where you help me out. 1220 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,077 You're great. These are great questions. 1221 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,663 - Thank you. Good, good. - This is going great. 1222 01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:45,957 See, I thought you grew up here in the Valley. 1223 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,959 Yeah. You know, like I said. Around. 1224 01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,920 You went to Van Nuys High, right? 1225 01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,255 I wouldn't say I went. I frequented. 1226 01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,175 I was misguided, pathetic. Not the Frank T.J. Mackey... 1227 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,386 you're so eagerly, uh, wanting to put on national television. 1228 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,806 Because I was swimming in what was as opposed to what I wanted. 1229 01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:04,476 - Where does that name come from? - What name? My name? 1230 01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,770 Yeah. It's not your given name, right? 1231 01:16:06,938 --> 01:16:10,857 It's my mother's name, actually. That's good. Good. Done your research. 1232 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,818 - And "Frank"? - Frank is my mother's father. 1233 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,863 Oh, okay. That's why. See, I had some trouble... 1234 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:20,492 locating your school records at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley. 1235 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:24,663 And it's your name change. See, they had no official enrollment for you. 1236 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,915 - No, no, no, they wouldn't. - They wouldn't? 1237 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:30,001 No, because I was never officially enrolled there. 1238 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:31,670 - Was that unclear? - Kind of. 1239 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:35,006 Oh. God, I wouldn't want that to be misunderstood. 1240 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,175 No, uh, my enrollment was totally unofficial. 1241 01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:39,844 Sadly, I couldn't afford to pay the tuition up there. 1242 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,348 There were three wonderful professors who let me to sit in their classes. 1243 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:46,643 Their names were Macready, Horn, and Langtree, among others. 1244 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:50,438 You're welcome to call them if you like. See, I didn't get a free ride... 1245 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:54,526 so, what we're looking at here is a true rags-to-riches story. 1246 01:16:54,694 --> 01:16:57,153 That's why people respond so strongly to Seduce... 1247 01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,156 because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just... 1248 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,575 about picking up chicks, sticking your cock in. 1249 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,329 It's about finding out what you can be in this world... 1250 01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:12,335 defining it, controlling it, and saying, "I will take what is mine." 1251 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:14,879 And you happen to get a little blow job out of it... 1252 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,799 - then, hey, what the fuck? Why not? - Ha, ha, okay. There you go. 1253 01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:22,095 End of Round One. Excellent work, ladies and germs. 1254 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,556 I think we should take a look at the scores here. 1255 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:26,349 Kids are up a leg with 1500... 1256 01:17:26,517 --> 01:17:30,061 and the adults are down a little bit with 1025. 1257 01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,564 So we'll be back for Round Two in a ring-ding-do. 1258 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:37,319 Whoa, hello, hello. Bonus musical question. 1259 01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:40,071 And the winner is... 1260 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,326 kids. 1261 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:51,041 Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance to pull further ahead... 1262 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:55,920 if they can answer the following secret-bonus musical question. 1263 01:17:56,088 --> 01:17:58,631 Now, what I'm going to do is read a line from an opera. 1264 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,300 Give me that line back... 1265 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,927 in the language in which the opera was written... 1266 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,640 and for a bonus 250-- Um, 250-- Uh, 250... 1267 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,101 uh, you can sing it. Heh. 1268 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:12,771 Here's the line. 1269 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:17,400 "Love is a rebellious bird that nobody can tame... 1270 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,945 and it's all in vain to call it if it chooses to refuse." 1271 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,782 Yes, Stanley. 1272 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,576 Well, that was in French... 1273 01:18:26,744 --> 01:18:28,870 and that was from the opera Carmen... 1274 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,955 and that goes: 1275 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,812 You got some coffee brewing here. It's not-- 1276 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,564 It's been on for a bit. 1277 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,359 Yeah, I like iced coffee, generally... 1278 01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:03,488 but a day like today, you know, with the rain and whatnot... 1279 01:19:03,656 --> 01:19:05,865 I enjoy a warm cup. 1280 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,206 Do you want a cup? 1281 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,793 Is that all right? Just raining cats and dogs out there. 1282 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:20,505 I'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh. 1283 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,550 I don't know how fresh it's gonna be. 1284 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,636 Oh, I'm sure it's fine, Claudia. 1285 01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:33,393 Do you, um, take cream or sugar? 1286 01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:35,520 That would be fine. Um-- 1287 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:39,732 So, Claudia, let me just say, so I can get my role as an LAPD officer... 1288 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:41,985 out of the way before we enjoy our coffee. 1289 01:19:42,153 --> 01:19:45,321 I don't like to talk shop over coffee. 1290 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,198 I'm not gonna write you up. 1291 01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:49,826 I'm not gonna give you a citation here... 1292 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:53,663 but the real problem we have here is that you got people around you... 1293 01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:57,667 people who work from home trying to get some work done... 1294 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:03,506 and if you're listening to your music that loud, they're inconvenienced by that. 1295 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,801 If you had a job, you'd probably understand, but... 1296 01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:13,266 You like listening to your music. That's fine. That's fine. Um... 1297 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:16,227 You're just gonna wanna keep an eye on the volume level. 1298 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:20,398 You know, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial. 1299 01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,775 If it's the middle of the day, that's what I do. 1300 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,572 I set it at two and a half, and then I know that's a good listening level for me. 1301 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:32,410 But, uh, you like listening to your music loud. 1302 01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,414 That's fine. That's cool. It's good to rock out sometimes. 1303 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,208 But you can't do it every day... 1304 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:42,003 or else you risk damaging your ears. Seriously. 1305 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,425 - You listen to it all the time like that? - Yeah. 1306 01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:51,638 You're gonna drive these people crazy. 1307 01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:53,556 Anyway, you get the point. 1308 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,517 - Yes. - Okay. 1309 01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,018 Um... 1310 01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,395 Cheers. 1311 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:13,117 - So this boyfriend bothering you? - I don't have a boyfriend. 1312 01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,704 - The gentleman who was at the door-- - He's not my boyfriend. 1313 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,086 Okay. A lot of times, in domestic-abuse situations... 1314 01:21:23,254 --> 01:21:26,214 the young woman is afraid to speak out. 1315 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,758 You don't have to be afraid to tell me anything. 1316 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:32,804 And as a police officer, I can tell you... 1317 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:35,348 it goes bad places. 1318 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,727 Young woman is afraid, next thing you know, I'm here on a 187. 1319 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:43,189 It's not-- What's a 187? 1320 01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:47,235 It's not good. And it's where situations like this always lead. 1321 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:49,487 It's not my boyfriend, and it's not anything. 1322 01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:53,449 It's over. Really. It's not. He won't come back. 1323 01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:56,703 - I don't wanna have to come back here-- - You won't have to. 1324 01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:03,167 You know, I-- I wouldn't mind coming back. 1325 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:06,087 You know, get a look at your pretty face again. 1326 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,172 I'll be right back. 1327 01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:16,472 Here you go. 1328 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,808 Let's get the jacket off. It will help you to breathe. 1329 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,938 I can't fucking do this. 1330 01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,277 I've, uh-- 1331 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:33,823 I think-- I'm gonna throw up, I think. 1332 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,370 I haven't thrown up since I was 20 years old. 1333 01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,497 Cynthia. 1334 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,207 You are the man. 1335 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:47,629 - What's the problem? - I need to go to the bathroom. 1336 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,672 Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now. 1337 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,841 You have one minute before we're on the air. 1338 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,010 Now is not the time to go to the bathroom. 1339 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,262 - Why does this always happen? - Hey. 1340 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,389 Excuse me, is there a problem over there? 1341 01:22:58,557 --> 01:22:59,807 Mind your own business. 1342 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:03,227 - You better watch your mouth. - Why don't you mind your own business? 1343 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,272 - Oh, no, she didn't. - Cool down. Cool it, please. 1344 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,817 Now, Stanley, wait for the commercial break, then you can go. 1345 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,904 - Just hold it. - Where did they get these kids? 1346 01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:14,072 Don't taunt the kids. 1347 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,741 - I'm trying to be helpful. - Don't start trouble, Luis. 1348 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:20,703 Honey, you haven't seen trouble. Wait till next commercial break. 1349 01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:23,081 - What's the problem? - Nothing. 1350 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,248 Lily! Please! 1351 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,292 Order Seduce and Destroy... 1352 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,252 - Get away from me, you shithead! - Okay. 1353 01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,465 Can't afford it? We'll work out something for you. 1354 01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,759 Seduce and Destroy will change your life. 1355 01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,427 Watch out, watch out, watch out. 1356 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,888 No. 1357 01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:43,267 Don't, don't, don't. 1358 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:47,772 - I'm gonna save you. - Hi? Hello? Okay. 1359 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,982 I guarantee, money-back guarantee-- 1360 01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,318 - Don't eat these. - This will change your life. 1361 01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,447 It's gonna help you get that naughty sauce that you... 1362 01:23:59,076 --> 01:24:01,411 - For a low cost of 49.99... - Here you go. 1363 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,668 Come on out of the cold and order Seduce and Destroy... 1364 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:12,630 for the low cost of 49.99. We take all credit cards. 1365 01:24:12,798 --> 01:24:16,843 - I take Visa, MasterCard... - Out of the trash, out of the trash. 1366 01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:20,096 Hey, Phil, are you there? 1367 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,431 - It's Chad. - Yeah. Hi, Chad. 1368 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,226 Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch with Janet, Frank's assistant. 1369 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,395 - Okay. - And she's gonna see what she can do. 1370 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,231 Thank you very much, and good luck to you and your mother. 1371 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,942 Thanks, man. You too. Okay, Janet, are you there? 1372 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:36,070 - Hello? - All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma. 1373 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,990 Okay? 1374 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:47,498 I have cancer, Mary. I have about two months. 1375 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,459 I have no time. 1376 01:24:51,128 --> 01:24:52,754 It's in my bones. I don't have a chance. 1377 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:55,047 - Oh. - I'm fucked. 1378 01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:03,514 - And 15 seconds. - You got any cookies or anything? 1379 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:07,810 Ten seconds. 1380 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:15,234 And five, four, three, two... 1381 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:17,612 We're back, ready for Round Two. 1382 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,198 We're talking to our adult contestants here today. 1383 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:23,075 Uh, Mim, it says here that you live in California... 1384 01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:24,660 and that you have two kids. 1385 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,537 Right. I have a six-year-old son... 1386 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,372 Do you know who I am? 1387 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,209 You're a friend of the family, I presume. 1388 01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:32,877 What does that mean? 1389 01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:36,214 Nothing special. Just a spoke in the wheel. 1390 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:40,134 You talk in rhymes and riddles and rub-a-dub... 1391 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:44,847 but that doesn't mean anything to me. See, see-- See, I used to be smart. 1392 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,517 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. 1393 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:52,688 I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith from TV. 1394 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,565 It might have been before my time. 1395 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,776 I remember now. In the sixties, right? 1396 01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,695 - I'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith. - Like you said. 1397 01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:04,242 Smart kid. You got struck by lightning at one time, right? 1398 01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:05,785 So what? 1399 01:26:05,953 --> 01:26:08,287 - I heard about that. - Did it hurt? 1400 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:09,831 Yes. 1401 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,750 But you're all right now. So, what's the what? 1402 01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,169 - What? - That's right. 1403 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,631 I used to be smart. Now I'm just stupid. 1404 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,593 Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said: 1405 01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:26,597 "A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself"? 1406 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,266 Um... 1407 01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,228 - The lovely Samuel Johnson. - Ah. 1408 01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,690 Who also spoke of a fellow who was not only dull... 1409 01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:37,608 but a cause of dullness in others. 1410 01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:39,318 The cause of dullness in others. 1411 01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:42,280 - Picky, picky. - Let me tell you this. 1412 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:45,491 Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on... 1413 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:48,619 and taken from him, and his money stolen. 1414 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,289 Who took his life and his money? 1415 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:55,042 His parents? His mommy and daddy? 1416 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,837 Make him live this life like this. 1417 01:26:58,005 --> 01:27:02,133 A man of genius who gets shit on as a child... 1418 01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:05,303 and that scars. That hurts. 1419 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,305 Have you ever been hit by lightning? 1420 01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:10,182 It hurts. It doesn't happen to everyone. 1421 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:11,809 It's an electrical charge. 1422 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312 It finds its way across the universe... 1423 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:19,108 and it lands in your body and your head. 1424 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:24,530 And as for "ruined but by himself"... 1425 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,617 not if his parents took his freaking life... 1426 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:29,869 and his money, and tell you to do this... 1427 01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,080 and to do that, and if you don't, well... 1428 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:36,000 Your parents took your money that you won on that game show? 1429 01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:39,253 Yes. They did. 1430 01:27:42,341 --> 01:27:45,176 What does that mean, "a spoke in the wheel"? 1431 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:48,262 Things go round and round, don't they? 1432 01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:51,807 Yes, they do. They do. 1433 01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:54,352 But I'll make my dreams come true. 1434 01:27:55,228 --> 01:27:57,688 Sounds sad as a weeping willow. 1435 01:27:57,856 --> 01:27:59,941 I used to be smart. 1436 01:28:00,108 --> 01:28:02,443 But now I'm just stupid. 1437 01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,030 Shall we drink to that? 1438 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,658 Um, I wanna talk a little bit more about your background. 1439 01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:11,369 You made, um, some references earlier... 1440 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:17,500 to, uh, subjective human experiences and terrible things, and, um... 1441 01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:21,003 Actually, I'm confused about your past, is the thing. 1442 01:28:21,171 --> 01:28:24,215 - Is that still lingering? It's so boring. - Just to clarify... 1443 01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:27,385 - Just wanna clear some things up. - Useless. Mm. 1444 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:31,347 Excuse me. See-- Thank you, Muff. It's a funny thing that-- 1445 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:33,849 This is an important element of Seduce and Destroy. 1446 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,019 Facing the past is an important way of not making progress. 1447 01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,730 This is something I tell my men over and over and over. 1448 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,983 This isn't meant, um... 1449 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:44,944 See, I try to teach my students to ask: 1450 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:47,405 "What is it in aid of?" 1451 01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,240 - Are you asking me that? - Yes. 1452 01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:53,202 - Well, in trying to figure out who you are... - In aid of what? 1453 01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:56,998 Well, Frank, I'm saying that in trying to figure out who you are-- 1454 01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,624 I have more important things... 1455 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:01,335 - to put myself into. - Well, no, it's all important. 1456 01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,254 I think this is something important... 1457 01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:05,923 that you might need to think about putting yourself into. 1458 01:29:06,091 --> 01:29:08,092 - Mm. Not really. - Um, look, Frank... 1459 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,386 it's not like I'm trying to attack you here. 1460 01:29:10,554 --> 01:29:11,637 - No. - I just-- 1461 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,016 Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend your time, then go, go, go. 1462 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,393 But you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is. 1463 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,772 "The most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me." Chapter Three. 1464 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,693 We talked earlier about your mother... 1465 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:28,279 and we talked about your father and his death. 1466 01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:32,450 I don't want to be challenging, but I have to ask, um... 1467 01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:38,289 I just wanna clarify something. Something that I understand... 1468 01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:43,294 - I'm not sure I hear a question in here. - I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can. 1469 01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:45,254 What's the question? 1470 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:49,050 - Do you remember a Miss Simms? - I know a lot of women. 1471 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:52,720 - I'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha. - She does. From when you were a boy. 1472 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,805 - Yeah? - She lived in Tarzana. 1473 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,558 That's my old stomping ground. 1474 01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:02,271 Is this the attack portion of the interview? 1475 01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:07,818 - Is the girl coming in for the kill? - No. This is about getting something right... 1476 01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:10,279 and clarifying answers to an earlier question. 1477 01:30:10,447 --> 01:30:11,989 What question? 1478 01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:15,159 I was told that your mother died, Frank. 1479 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,795 That's what you heard. 1480 01:30:27,798 --> 01:30:29,965 Do you remember Miss Simms? 1481 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,306 - No. - Well, I talked to Miss Simms... 1482 01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:42,853 your neighbor and caretaker after your mother died in 1980... 1483 01:30:43,522 --> 01:30:45,523 and in my research... 1484 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:52,154 I have you listed as the only son of Earl and Lily Partridge. 1485 01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:56,534 And what I learned from Barbara Simms is that your mother, Lily... 1486 01:30:57,327 --> 01:31:00,121 died in 1980. 1487 01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:03,833 So, see, it's my understanding that information supplied... 1488 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,252 by you and your company... 1489 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,296 and the answers to the questions I've asked is incorrect... 1490 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:13,551 and if I wanna get to the bottom of who you are and why you are... 1491 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:19,223 then I think that your family history, your actual family history... 1492 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:25,146 Well, this is important. 1493 01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,191 What is your fucking question? 1494 01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,697 Well, I guess my question is this: 1495 01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:39,243 Why would you lie, Frank? 1496 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,415 Kids, adults... 1497 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:48,335 I would like you to put yourself at a picnic. 1498 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:52,047 Uh, place yourself there with your family and friends, if you'd like. 1499 01:31:52,215 --> 01:31:55,217 You'll hear three musical notes, and you are to tell me... 1500 01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:59,221 what it might represent that you would find at a picnic. 1501 01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,515 The first three notes. Guys? 1502 01:32:06,897 --> 01:32:08,772 - Yes, Todd. - Well, Jimmy, I know this. 1503 01:32:08,940 --> 01:32:13,777 I have perfect pitch, you see, and that would be A-D-E... 1504 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:17,615 - and that would represent lemonade. - For 250. Next notes, please. 1505 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:26,957 - Todd? - That's E-G-G, which would be egg. 1506 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:31,170 For 500. And the third set of notes. Guys? 1507 01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:39,428 - You don't want any water? - No. I just... 1508 01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,138 I'm so fucked up right now, Alan. 1509 01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:45,601 - There's just so much. So many things. - Are you on drugs right now? 1510 01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:49,271 If I tell you something, if I say things, then-- You're a lawyer, right? 1511 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,983 You can't say anything, tell anybody. It's like a privilege. Attorney/client. 1512 01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:55,319 - You understand? - Not exactly. 1513 01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:57,821 Like a shrink. If I go see a shrink, I'm protected. 1514 01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,324 I can say things. Oh, fuck. 1515 01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:05,287 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Linda, you're safe, okay? It's all right. 1516 01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:08,123 You're my friend. You and Earl are clients. 1517 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:10,334 Whatever you wanna say won't leave this room. 1518 01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:13,003 You have something you wanna say to me... 1519 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,717 I have to tell you something. I have something to tell you. 1520 01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:23,180 I wanna change his will. Can I change his will? I need to. 1521 01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,683 No, you can't change his will. Only Earl can. 1522 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:28,060 No, no, no. You see, um... 1523 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,105 I never loved him. 1524 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,023 I never loved him. Earl. 1525 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:36,860 When I met him-- When I started-- I met him, I fucked him, and I married him... 1526 01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,863 because I wanted his money. You understand? 1527 01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:41,865 Uh, I'm telling you this. 1528 01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,618 I've never told anyone. Uh, I didn't love him... 1529 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:47,371 but now-- I know I'm in that will. We were all there. 1530 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:51,375 We made that thing. And the money I'll get. I don't want it, because I love him now. 1531 01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,753 I've fallen in love with him now for real, as he's dying, and... 1532 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:58,215 Uh, I look at him, and he's about to go, Alan. He's moments... 1533 01:33:59,426 --> 01:34:01,927 I took care of him through this, Alan. What now, then? 1534 01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:03,137 Let's listen. 1535 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:06,056 "Hello, Mary. How are you and the seven kids? 1536 01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:09,685 As you probably heard by now, we sure gave that Pope a run for his money." 1537 01:34:11,187 --> 01:34:13,856 - Mim. - Um, that would be Robert E. Lee. 1538 01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:18,235 His wife was Mary Parke Custis. I know he had seven children. 1539 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:23,073 Um, and he would be talking about Pope, who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas. 1540 01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:26,410 Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question. 1541 01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:28,954 Come on, come on, come on. Snap out of it, man. 1542 01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,498 Come on. Stanley. 1543 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:37,004 Bonjour, Josephine. Maintenant je suis en Egypte. 1544 01:34:38,381 --> 01:34:39,423 Yes, Mim. 1545 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,759 Um, that would be Napoleon speaking to Josephine. 1546 01:34:41,926 --> 01:34:45,346 Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice. 1547 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,850 I don't want him to die. I didn't love him when we met... 1548 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:52,978 and I did so many bad things to him that he doesn't know. 1549 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:57,566 Things that I want to confess to him. But now I do. I love him. 1550 01:34:58,902 --> 01:35:02,946 - Linda, what kind of medication are you on? - This isn't any fucking medication talking! 1551 01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,783 Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney. 1552 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:09,495 Can you go in the final fucking moments and change the will? 1553 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,413 L-- I don't want any money. 1554 01:35:11,581 --> 01:35:15,042 I couldn't live with myself with this thing that I've done. 1555 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:18,337 I fucked around. I fucking cheated on him. I fucking cheated on him. 1556 01:35:18,505 --> 01:35:20,923 There. There. You're his lawyer, our lawyer. 1557 01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,634 I am his wife. We are married. I broke the contract of marriage. 1558 01:35:23,802 --> 01:35:27,805 I fucked around on him many times. I sucked other men's cocks. 1559 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:29,640 Adultery is not against the law. 1560 01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:32,810 It's not something you can use in court to discredit the will. 1561 01:35:32,977 --> 01:35:35,437 - Linda. Linda, calm down. - I can't. 1562 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,648 You don't have to change the will. 1563 01:35:38,149 --> 01:35:41,151 If you wanna take nothing, renounce the will when the time comes. 1564 01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:43,445 What does that mean? Where does the money go? 1565 01:35:43,613 --> 01:35:48,158 - It goes to the nearest relative. - What's that? Frank? 1566 01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:52,496 No, no, no. That can't happen. Earl doesn't want him to have anything. 1567 01:35:52,664 --> 01:35:54,873 - That's what will happen. - This is so fucked up. 1568 01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:56,333 Linda, stop! 1569 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,587 Now, you take a moment, you breathe... 1570 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,340 - and one thing at a time. - Shut the fuck up. 1571 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:05,968 - You want me to help you? - Shut the fuck up. 1572 01:36:06,136 --> 01:36:09,054 - You need to sober up. - Now, you must really shut the fuck up. 1573 01:36:09,222 --> 01:36:11,014 Now. Please, shut the fuck up. 1574 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:13,183 - Linda. - I have to go. 1575 01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:16,270 - Let me call you a car, Linda. - Shut the fuck up. 1576 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:20,399 Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session... 1577 01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:22,860 of classical composers... 1578 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:27,656 and they have each done an arrangement of the classic favorite, "Whispering." 1579 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:30,784 Now, we have here the New World Harmonica Trio... 1580 01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:33,120 who are going to play, uh-- 1581 01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:38,542 Uh, three, um-- Uh, variations on the theme... 1582 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,960 as the, uh-- As-- 1583 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,629 As three classical composers might have written it. 1584 01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:46,383 So you are to name the, uh, first composer. 1585 01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,926 Guys? 1586 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:03,901 - Yes, Todd. - Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms. 1587 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,403 Uh, a bit like his "Hungarian Dance Number Six." 1588 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:09,656 That is excellent, Todd. Next composer, guys. 1589 01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,393 Stanley the man. 1590 01:37:40,396 --> 01:37:42,189 I don't know the answer. 1591 01:37:43,608 --> 01:37:45,192 That is not right. 1592 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,985 That's not right, Stanley. 1593 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:51,114 The correct answer is Ravel. 1594 01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,325 Ravel. 1595 01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:58,121 Uh, and now I'm gonna have our three whistlers, um... 1596 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:03,835 please to present the next, uh, musical... 1597 01:38:04,003 --> 01:38:06,964 There were three, uh, musical sections here... 1598 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:09,967 and this will be the third section that the whistlers... 1599 01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:13,428 Um, and they'll play a piece that's... 1600 01:38:14,847 --> 01:38:19,351 it's very recognizable. It's Chopin, actually, and, uh... 1601 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,647 Well, it's taken-- It's in the style of "Marche Militaire." 1602 01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:26,984 it's a very recognizable piece. 1603 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:30,362 So if you please just listen to this... 1604 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:34,575 and I'm sure you can identify the, uh... 1605 01:38:34,742 --> 01:38:36,827 I'm sort of giving away the answer here, but-- 1606 01:38:36,995 --> 01:38:39,830 It's Chopin. I don't mean to give away the answer. 1607 01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:43,041 It's just-- Please, just-- 1608 01:38:43,209 --> 01:38:46,503 Well, sing us a ditty, guys. A Chopin ditty. 1609 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:51,174 Let's have a Chopin ditty here. I can't... 1610 01:38:52,302 --> 01:38:55,554 - Go to the card. Go to the fucking card. - Go to the card. Go. 1611 01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,681 Go to the card. 1612 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:06,565 Okay, I'm back. 1613 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:09,067 For not a fresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee. 1614 01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:11,653 Thank you. What do you wanna talk about? 1615 01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,491 I don't know. 1616 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,911 - Do you want to talk? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1617 01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:21,496 - Okay. - Um... 1618 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,041 What's your name? 1619 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,792 Jim Kurring. 1620 01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,545 - Call 911. - I think I had a stroke. 1621 01:39:28,713 --> 01:39:31,715 No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm all right. 1622 01:39:31,883 --> 01:39:35,844 - I wanna finish the show. - No, we need to call this quits. 1623 01:39:36,012 --> 01:39:38,221 - Get your hands off me. - Let this guy help you. 1624 01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:42,017 - Look, I just-- I'll tell you what happened. - Call 911 . Do it right now, Mary. 1625 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,896 I fell down and I couldn't see for a minute, but I'm okay. Get your hands off me. 1626 01:39:55,156 --> 01:39:57,115 - Did you fucking piss your pants? - Shut up. 1627 01:39:57,283 --> 01:39:59,701 - What happened? What's going on? - Nothing. Go away. 1628 01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,119 Don't tell me to go away. 1629 01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:05,290 I'm the coordinator for the show, and you will answer the questions I ask. 1630 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:09,419 - Now, what is going on? You-- - What's the problem? 1631 01:40:09,587 --> 01:40:12,297 - Nothing. I'm fine. - Why didn't you answer those questions? 1632 01:40:12,465 --> 01:40:14,591 - I didn't know the answer. - Bullshit! Bullshit! 1633 01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:16,551 You know the answer to every question. 1634 01:40:16,719 --> 01:40:19,054 I knew the answers. I'm not half as smart as you... 1635 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:20,847 so what the hell happened? 1636 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:23,433 - I don't know. - He pissed his pants. 1637 01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:27,187 You pissed your pants? 1638 01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:29,106 - No, I didn't. I'm fine. - Stand up. 1639 01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:32,317 - I said I'm fine. I'm fine. - Stand up. 1640 01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:35,195 Oh, Jesus, Stanley, what the fuck did you do that for? 1641 01:40:35,363 --> 01:40:38,699 I just wanna keep playing. I'll keep playing. I'm fine. 1642 01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:40,450 That's great. 1643 01:40:40,618 --> 01:40:44,371 I mean, you know that, to a performer, that's food, right? 1644 01:40:44,539 --> 01:40:47,332 That shows that you love him, and I'm sure he appreciates it. 1645 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:50,544 Everything's fine. Relax. Relax, darling. Everything's fine. 1646 01:40:52,296 --> 01:40:53,797 I'm okay. 1647 01:40:53,965 --> 01:40:56,967 All right, see? I'm all right. 1648 01:40:57,135 --> 01:41:00,053 It's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? Jesus Christ. 1649 01:41:00,221 --> 01:41:02,347 What the fuck do they think out there? 1650 01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:04,516 They must be laughing their asses off. 1651 01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:07,144 Tell them I got a bad knee or some fucking thing. 1652 01:41:07,311 --> 01:41:08,687 Ha, ha. This is fucking funny. 1653 01:41:08,855 --> 01:41:12,107 - What do you guys wanna do? - Just what I said. 1654 01:41:17,613 --> 01:41:20,115 - Are we going to continue with this game? - Yes. 1655 01:41:20,283 --> 01:41:22,659 All right, you look at me. Look at me. 1656 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:26,913 You are two days away from this record. Okay? Nobody's ever done that. 1657 01:41:27,081 --> 01:41:30,000 You get through this, I'll get you anything you want. Anything. 1658 01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:33,503 - You just gotta get through this, okay? - Okay. 1659 01:41:36,090 --> 01:41:38,508 Hang in there, buddy. I'm sorry I squeezed your arm. 1660 01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,635 Hey. I love you. 1661 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:44,890 - Are we doing this? - Fucking stupidity. 1662 01:41:45,057 --> 01:41:48,101 - Why don't I put the medic on? - Don't let him do this. 1663 01:41:48,269 --> 01:41:50,520 - He's been doing it for 30 years. - You don't know. 1664 01:41:50,688 --> 01:41:52,898 It's a fucking game show, Mary. 1665 01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,864 Hear that? 1666 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:07,204 - Ah, yeah. Does that hurt? - No. 1667 01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:12,667 - What is it? - It's in my ear. 1668 01:42:13,503 --> 01:42:16,004 It's, um, TMJ. 1669 01:42:16,172 --> 01:42:19,216 It's what it's called. Technically. 1670 01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:23,762 How about they just call it, you know, "clicking jaw"? 1671 01:42:23,930 --> 01:42:26,556 - "Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha. - Yeah. How about that? 1672 01:42:26,724 --> 01:42:30,227 - Be easier to remember. - Yeah. It gets... 1673 01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,647 I-- I don't even know if I have it, actually. 1674 01:42:33,815 --> 01:42:37,400 15-L-27, 15-L-27, head out to... 1675 01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:38,693 I'm sorry. 1676 01:42:38,861 --> 01:42:41,446 15-L-27, I'm currently code seven. 1677 01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:43,573 I'm sorry. This is my job. 1678 01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:44,741 L-27, roger. 1679 01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:48,328 William-35, can you see if you can raise 10-William-28 for me? 1680 01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:51,081 Roger. Disregard. It was just the information passed on. 1681 01:42:51,249 --> 01:42:53,542 You were just getting warmed up. Getting started. 1682 01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,919 Yeah. I gotta go. 1683 01:42:57,171 --> 01:43:01,132 Well, if this joker shows up again, or you got your music up too loud... 1684 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,468 maybe we can have another cup of coffee. 1685 01:43:03,636 --> 01:43:05,387 If you're not here for a 187. 1686 01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:11,476 - No. Do not joke about that, okay? - Okay. 1687 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:15,522 - I seen too many of those. - I'm sorry. 1688 01:43:15,690 --> 01:43:18,692 No. It's all right. You were kidding. It's okay. 1689 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:22,654 All right. 1690 01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:25,615 Well, you keep your chin up and your music down, okay? 1691 01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:28,159 Yes, I will. It was nice to meet you, Officer Jim. 1692 01:43:28,327 --> 01:43:30,161 - Just Jim. - Yeah. Good. Okay. 1693 01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:34,624 - Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia. - Bye. 1694 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:04,821 - What is it? Did you forget something? - No. No, I'm... 1695 01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,824 I was-- I was wondering... 1696 01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:10,452 Man, I feel like a bit of a scumbucket doing this... 1697 01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:12,829 since I came here as an officer of the law... 1698 01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:16,625 but I feel like I'd be a fool if I didn't do something I really wanna do... 1699 01:44:16,792 --> 01:44:20,337 - which is to ask you for a date. - You wanna go on a date with me? 1700 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:21,838 - Please, yes. - Ahem. 1701 01:44:22,006 --> 01:44:24,716 - Well, is that illegal? - Sort of. 1702 01:44:24,884 --> 01:44:27,093 Then I'd like to go. What do you wanna do? 1703 01:44:28,054 --> 01:44:32,599 I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. That's not true. I have thought about it. 1704 01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:35,226 I've been thinking since you opened the door. 1705 01:44:35,394 --> 01:44:37,354 - Really? - Yeah. 1706 01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:39,397 I thought you were flirting with me. 1707 01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,941 You want to go tonight? 1708 01:44:41,108 --> 01:44:43,818 I'm-- No-- I'm off tonight, yeah. That would be-- 1709 01:44:43,986 --> 01:44:46,363 - What time? - 8 o'clock. 1710 01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,949 - I don't get off until 10:00. - 10 o'clock. 1711 01:44:49,450 --> 01:44:51,117 - Okay. - Yeah. 1712 01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:53,870 - Yeah. Fine. - Yeah. Bye. 1713 01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:59,292 Frank, I'm really not trying to attack you here. 1714 01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:04,464 I think that if you have something that needs to be cleared up, well, then... 1715 01:45:08,928 --> 01:45:11,388 I was told that your father is Earl Partridge. 1716 01:45:11,555 --> 01:45:14,516 I was told that he left you and your mother... 1717 01:45:14,684 --> 01:45:18,019 and you were forced to take care of your mother during her illness... 1718 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:21,731 that you took care of your mother while she struggled with cancer... 1719 01:45:21,899 --> 01:45:24,234 and that Miss Simms became your caretaker... 1720 01:45:24,402 --> 01:45:27,445 when your mother finally passed away. 1721 01:45:29,532 --> 01:45:32,826 Can you talk about your mother, Frank? 1722 01:45:34,829 --> 01:45:37,580 No, not true. You know what? Even if you don't get to pump her... 1723 01:45:37,748 --> 01:45:40,125 you still need to start honing your skills on a feminist. 1724 01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:43,962 - You need to do that. - I will. 1725 01:45:44,130 --> 01:45:45,588 - This is Doc. - Doc, it's Janet. 1726 01:45:45,756 --> 01:45:48,299 - What's up, Janet? - I have to talk to Frank. Is he nearby? 1727 01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:50,802 - Uh, he's in the interview, Janet. - Interrupt him. 1728 01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:53,930 - Get him on the phone with me right away. - What happened? 1729 01:45:54,098 --> 01:45:56,766 Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone. 1730 01:45:59,603 --> 01:46:01,563 Oh, come on, Frank. 1731 01:46:01,731 --> 01:46:03,440 What are you doing? 1732 01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:08,111 What am I doing? 1733 01:46:08,946 --> 01:46:10,488 Yeah. 1734 01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:15,493 I'm quietly judging you. 1735 01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:22,292 And five, four, three, two... 1736 01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:26,046 Yeah? 1737 01:46:26,213 --> 01:46:28,339 Oh, boy, what a day. What a round. 1738 01:46:28,507 --> 01:46:30,175 Back and in for me... 1739 01:46:30,342 --> 01:46:35,180 and the final one-on-one round to determine who's who today. 1740 01:46:35,347 --> 01:46:38,141 Let's check the scores on the board, shall we? 1741 01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:41,853 Well, the kids have an even 2000... 1742 01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:46,149 and the adults are way up with 47. 1743 01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:51,738 Now, that doesn't mean that this game is out of reach for the kids. 1744 01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:55,325 - Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so? - It's gonna be me, Jimmy. 1745 01:46:56,994 --> 01:46:58,495 Come on over, Mim. 1746 01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:02,749 I don't wanna go. I can't do it this time. 1747 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,667 What the fuck are you talking about? 1748 01:47:04,835 --> 01:47:08,505 You have to go, Stanley. You're the smartest. 1749 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:10,715 I don't wanna go. Why can't one of you do it? 1750 01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:15,053 If you don't fucking stand up and get over there, I'm gonna beat your ass. 1751 01:47:15,221 --> 01:47:18,890 I'm sick of being the one who always has to do everything. 1752 01:47:19,058 --> 01:47:23,144 - I don't wanna be the one always. - Kids, I don't even have to ask. 1753 01:47:23,312 --> 01:47:25,939 Stanley, get your butt over here. 1754 01:47:32,655 --> 01:47:34,739 I'm sick. 1755 01:47:34,907 --> 01:47:36,866 I'm sick here now. 1756 01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:40,286 I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. 1757 01:47:40,454 --> 01:47:43,414 - Mm-hm. - You see? 1758 01:47:43,582 --> 01:47:46,960 Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold. 1759 01:47:47,128 --> 01:47:50,046 - I'm sick. - Stay that way. 1760 01:47:50,214 --> 01:47:52,006 I'm sick, and I'm in love. 1761 01:47:52,174 --> 01:47:55,593 You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. 1762 01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,637 That's right. 1763 01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:00,265 That's the first time you've been right. 1764 01:48:00,432 --> 01:48:04,060 I confuse the two, and I don't care. 1765 01:48:04,603 --> 01:48:07,897 Hey. Hey! 1766 01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:10,900 I love you. 1767 01:48:11,068 --> 01:48:12,735 I love you, and I'm sick. 1768 01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,280 I'll talk to you-- I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1769 01:48:15,447 --> 01:48:19,075 I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow, for my teeth. 1770 01:48:19,243 --> 01:48:21,828 I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. 1771 01:48:21,996 --> 01:48:24,581 If you wanna love me back, I'll be good to you. 1772 01:48:24,748 --> 01:48:26,499 I'll be goddamn good for you. 1773 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:29,752 I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. 1774 01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:32,088 I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. 1775 01:48:32,256 --> 01:48:34,716 Brad, honey. I can teach and tell you... 1776 01:48:34,884 --> 01:48:37,468 You have a special secret crush over there, I think. 1777 01:48:37,636 --> 01:48:39,929 Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt. 1778 01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,765 - You shut up! Mind your own business. - Gently, son. 1779 01:48:42,933 --> 01:48:44,350 I know you don't love me now. 1780 01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:47,270 It's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels. 1781 01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:51,774 Wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asked? 1782 01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:54,527 I'll tell you the answer, because I had that one. 1783 01:48:54,695 --> 01:48:56,529 I had that question. 1784 01:48:56,697 --> 01:48:59,616 Uh, carbon. Carbon. 1785 01:48:59,783 --> 01:49:02,118 In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite... 1786 01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:05,163 in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities... 1787 01:49:05,331 --> 01:49:08,374 and in the diamond, it's in hard form. 1788 01:49:08,959 --> 01:49:12,462 "Well, all we really wanted to know was the common element, Donnie..." 1789 01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:15,131 but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha. 1790 01:49:15,299 --> 01:49:17,717 Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge. 1791 01:49:17,885 --> 01:49:19,928 "Thank you. Thank you." 1792 01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:23,139 The book says, "We may be through with the past..." 1793 01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:26,142 but the past is not through with us." 1794 01:49:26,769 --> 01:49:28,645 And... 1795 01:49:28,812 --> 01:49:34,025 No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels. 1796 01:49:45,746 --> 01:49:48,164 Yeah. Okay. 1797 01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,084 Well, that is what I wait for. 1798 01:49:51,252 --> 01:49:54,712 I wait for those calls. And I wait and I pray. 1799 01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,674 And sometimes Jesus says: 1800 01:49:57,841 --> 01:50:00,134 "Jim, I got a surprise for you today." 1801 01:50:00,302 --> 01:50:02,679 I want you to meet this young lady, okay? 1802 01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,556 Now, where it goes from there is up to you. 1803 01:50:05,724 --> 01:50:09,769 "And I don't think you're gonna screw it up, okay?" 1804 01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:12,438 And, God, I'm telling you right now... 1805 01:50:12,606 --> 01:50:15,149 I will not screw it up. You gave me an opportunity. 1806 01:50:15,317 --> 01:50:17,527 I'm gonna treat this young lady right. 1807 01:50:17,695 --> 01:50:20,071 I'm a happy cop. 1808 01:50:20,239 --> 01:50:24,200 Yeah. It's called jaywalking. Slow down. 1809 01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,524 Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy. 1810 01:50:57,359 --> 01:51:00,361 Stanley, passing to one of the other kids. 1811 01:51:01,405 --> 01:51:05,033 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy. 1812 01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:06,909 I don't wanna go. 1813 01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:11,956 - Walking towards the elevator, Janet. - Fine. Phil, are you still there? 1814 01:51:12,124 --> 01:51:14,417 - Yeah, I'm here. - I wanna ask you one question. 1815 01:51:14,585 --> 01:51:17,211 Phil, have you talked to anyone else about this? 1816 01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:20,048 - No, I haven't. - Good, let's keep it that way, okay? 1817 01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:22,258 All the security and whatnot. You understand? 1818 01:51:22,426 --> 01:51:24,969 This could be a delicate situation for the family. 1819 01:51:25,137 --> 01:51:28,139 - What's going on? What's happening? - Doc, fuck off. 1820 01:51:28,307 --> 01:51:30,391 Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay? 1821 01:51:30,559 --> 01:51:32,477 - I'm gonna put you on hold. - Thank you. 1822 01:51:32,644 --> 01:51:33,936 How close are you, Doc? 1823 01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:36,481 Richard? Julia? 1824 01:51:36,648 --> 01:51:40,109 Kids, what's going on? 1825 01:51:40,277 --> 01:51:42,737 I need a player here for one-on-one. 1826 01:51:43,322 --> 01:51:47,658 We want Stanley to go, Jimmy, and we're not sure why he won't. 1827 01:51:47,826 --> 01:51:51,871 I always go. I always answer the questions, and I don't wanna do it anymore. 1828 01:51:52,039 --> 01:51:55,500 What the fuck is he doing? What's wrong with him? 1829 01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,710 I have no idea. 1830 01:52:00,672 --> 01:52:05,301 - I'm getting off the elevator, Janet. - Good. Good boy. 1831 01:52:05,469 --> 01:52:08,554 I'm walking down the hall. 1832 01:52:59,189 --> 01:53:02,316 This fucking kid ain't getting up, and we don't have a show. 1833 01:53:02,484 --> 01:53:04,527 Live television, ladies and germs. Heh. 1834 01:53:04,695 --> 01:53:06,362 Little prick. 1835 01:53:06,530 --> 01:53:11,033 - What is this, a point? A game? - What the hell is he doing? 1836 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:14,537 Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on. 1837 01:53:20,169 --> 01:53:21,961 Time's up. 1838 01:53:23,589 --> 01:53:26,507 So that's what you did? You sat it out? 1839 01:53:27,676 --> 01:53:31,262 You wanted my time. I gave it to you. 1840 01:53:31,722 --> 01:53:35,224 You called me a liar. You made accusations. 1841 01:53:36,852 --> 01:53:39,645 "Well, if I had known, then I wouldn't have asked." 1842 01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:42,315 So it's not an attack. 1843 01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:46,736 See, I don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word... 1844 01:53:46,904 --> 01:53:49,405 so I gave you my fucking time, bitch. 1845 01:53:49,573 --> 01:53:51,407 - Now fuck-- - Unh! 1846 01:53:57,289 --> 01:53:59,749 It's fucking Janet. There's a situation on the phone. 1847 01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:06,255 If you order now, you can get Seduce and Destroy... 1848 01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:09,926 plus videos and audio cassettes, and a coupon... 1849 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:12,762 for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar. 1850 01:54:22,439 --> 01:54:25,149 The indecision of a child, ladies and germs. 1851 01:54:37,162 --> 01:54:39,121 This isn't funny. 1852 01:54:40,457 --> 01:54:42,542 This isn't cute. 1853 01:54:42,709 --> 01:54:45,336 See, the way we're looked at... 1854 01:54:47,548 --> 01:54:49,799 Because I'm not a toy. 1855 01:54:49,967 --> 01:54:52,134 I'm not a doll. 1856 01:54:52,302 --> 01:54:55,137 The way we're looked at because you think we're cute. 1857 01:54:55,722 --> 01:54:57,807 Because what? 1858 01:54:57,975 --> 01:55:00,351 What? I'm made to feel like a freak... 1859 01:55:00,519 --> 01:55:03,020 if I answer questions... 1860 01:55:03,188 --> 01:55:05,064 or I'm smart... 1861 01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:09,485 or I have to go to the bathroom? 1862 01:55:10,946 --> 01:55:13,030 What is that, Jimmy? 1863 01:55:13,657 --> 01:55:15,199 What is that? 1864 01:55:15,367 --> 01:55:17,952 I'm asking-- I'm asking you that. 1865 01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:21,455 I'm not sure, Stanley. 1866 01:56:01,496 --> 01:56:04,040 15-L-27, uh, I need some help. 1867 01:56:04,207 --> 01:56:06,208 We have shots fired. 1868 01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:14,342 It's Hamlet to Claudius. 1869 01:56:14,509 --> 01:56:19,472 "The sins of the father laid upon the children" is Merchant of Venice. 1870 01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:23,684 Borrowed from Exodus 25. 1871 01:56:23,852 --> 01:56:26,646 I'm sorry. I didn't know what else you wanted me to do here. 1872 01:56:26,813 --> 01:56:29,398 There was nothing-- I asked him all the right questions. 1873 01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:32,234 He's his nurse. He's sitting there with him. 1874 01:56:32,402 --> 01:56:37,657 - I heard your father in the background. - Wait. He's there at their house? 1875 01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:43,871 They're at the house. I asked him the exact address, and he gave it, Frank. 1876 01:56:44,039 --> 01:56:46,624 I know this is really hard for you right now. 1877 01:56:46,792 --> 01:56:49,335 No. You gotta give me things, Janet. Give me things. 1878 01:56:49,503 --> 01:56:52,421 Give me information. I want the information. That's what I want. 1879 01:56:52,589 --> 01:56:54,882 - That's the information, Frank. - What did he say? 1880 01:56:55,050 --> 01:56:58,594 I am not gonna take care of him. What does he want? Did he say? 1881 01:56:58,762 --> 01:57:01,347 Frank, what the fuck do you want me to do? 1882 01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,766 - Listen. - What I want you to do, Janet... 1883 01:57:03,934 --> 01:57:06,977 is I want you to do your fucking job! 1884 01:57:07,145 --> 01:57:10,439 I am doing my fucking job, Frank. 1885 01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:12,900 You fucking get on the phone. 1886 01:57:20,367 --> 01:57:22,201 I'm not a doll. I'm not silly and cute. 1887 01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:24,328 I'm smart. That should make me something... 1888 01:57:24,496 --> 01:57:27,039 so people can watch how silly it is that he's smart! 1889 01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:28,624 I know. I know things. 1890 01:57:28,792 --> 01:57:30,626 I know-- I know... 1891 01:57:30,794 --> 01:57:34,922 I know I have to go to the bathroom, and... 1892 01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:37,299 Take us off the air. Go to the credits. 1893 01:57:37,467 --> 01:57:38,884 - Roll the credits. - Enough. 1894 01:57:39,052 --> 01:57:41,137 God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch! 1895 01:57:41,304 --> 01:57:43,639 What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1896 01:57:43,807 --> 01:57:45,474 Stanley, don't do this to me! 1897 01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,790 Gotta find the gun. 1898 01:58:09,958 --> 01:58:11,834 Where is it, now? 1899 01:58:12,502 --> 01:58:13,919 Where is it? 1900 01:58:17,215 --> 01:58:19,341 All right. All right, let's go. 1901 01:58:19,509 --> 01:58:21,677 Where is it? Find it. 1902 01:58:24,055 --> 01:58:25,723 Find it. 1903 01:58:27,017 --> 01:58:29,393 Find the gun, Jim! 1904 01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:07,681 - What more do you want me to say? - Just give me a second. 1905 01:59:07,849 --> 01:59:10,100 You need to make a decision. 1906 01:59:10,268 --> 01:59:13,938 - Look, why don't you--? - Look, just give me a second. 1907 01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:16,398 - Give me a second. - Uh-huh. 1908 01:59:19,152 --> 01:59:20,861 Frank? 1909 01:59:22,864 --> 01:59:24,406 What the fuck, Frank? 1910 01:59:24,574 --> 01:59:26,534 What do you want me to do? 1911 01:59:28,578 --> 01:59:31,789 I'm gonna say again. Order Seduce and Destroy now... 1912 01:59:31,957 --> 01:59:34,416 and I guarantee, I guarantee, money-back-- 1913 01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,106 Linda. 1914 01:59:57,274 --> 02:00:00,568 - What are you doing? - I got Frank. Frank, Earl's son. 1915 02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:02,570 - Hang up. - No, he asked me to get him. 1916 02:00:02,737 --> 02:00:04,071 Put the fucking phone down! 1917 02:00:04,239 --> 02:00:07,116 - Hang it up! Hang it up! - I can't! I can't! 1918 02:00:07,284 --> 02:00:10,536 Frank, are you there? 1919 02:00:10,704 --> 02:00:12,872 I want you to talk to him. 1920 02:00:15,834 --> 02:00:17,334 Frank? 1921 02:00:21,631 --> 02:00:23,048 I'm gonna put him on. 1922 02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:25,426 Hang it up! You don't do that. 1923 02:00:25,594 --> 02:00:27,553 You don't call him. You don't know. 1924 02:00:27,721 --> 02:00:30,639 To get involved in this business of his. Of his-- Of my family. 1925 02:00:30,807 --> 02:00:32,975 This is the family. Me and him. Understand? 1926 02:00:33,143 --> 02:00:36,103 - There's no one else. No one else! - I was just-- 1927 02:00:36,271 --> 02:00:39,148 That man. That beautiful man... 1928 02:00:39,316 --> 02:00:43,652 His son does not exist. He's dead. He's dead. 1929 02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:45,279 Who asked you to do that? 1930 02:00:45,447 --> 02:00:46,906 - Earl did. - Bullshit! 1931 02:00:47,073 --> 02:00:50,576 - He did. Please, I'm sorry, he did. - Bullshit! He didn't ask you! 1932 02:00:50,744 --> 02:00:54,330 He doesn't wanna talk to him, so fuck you that he asked that! 1933 02:00:54,497 --> 02:00:58,000 There's no one but me and him! No one! 1934 02:00:58,168 --> 02:01:01,503 I'm sorry. L... He just... He asked me. 1935 02:01:01,671 --> 02:01:05,299 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1936 02:01:27,822 --> 02:01:30,866 Mary, take me out of here. I got to go home to Rose. 1937 02:01:31,034 --> 02:01:32,868 - Just lean on me. - Mary, take him home. 1938 02:01:33,036 --> 02:01:34,703 - In the back. - Did we win or lose? 1939 02:01:34,871 --> 02:01:36,330 I don't know. We gotta talk. 1940 02:01:36,498 --> 02:01:39,041 You lost. They go to the score the time they called it. 1941 02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,710 - That's not an official rule. - Not an official rule? 1942 02:01:41,878 --> 02:01:44,296 - That's an official rule, baby. - That's bullshit! 1943 02:01:44,464 --> 02:01:47,883 Who says that? In what rule book? This is different! It's a game show! 1944 02:01:48,051 --> 02:01:52,304 - They don't go by fucking sports rules! - Richard, shut it and cut it out. 1945 02:01:52,472 --> 02:01:55,557 If he hadn't pissed his pants, we would have won this motherfucker! 1946 02:01:56,935 --> 02:01:58,894 What did you do with my goddamn kid, Burt? 1947 02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:03,691 Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me, you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley! 1948 02:02:04,776 --> 02:02:08,529 Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? 1949 02:02:08,697 --> 02:02:10,906 God, please help me figure it out. 1950 02:02:11,074 --> 02:02:13,784 I'm lost out here. 1951 02:02:14,452 --> 02:02:16,870 I don't understand why it's happening, God. 1952 02:02:17,038 --> 02:02:18,998 Please, God. 1953 02:02:21,835 --> 02:02:25,045 Whatever it is I did, I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna do the right thing. 1954 02:02:25,213 --> 02:02:27,881 Please, God, help me find the gun. 1955 02:02:29,926 --> 02:02:31,343 Uh... 1956 02:03:37,827 --> 02:03:39,161 I love you. 1957 02:04:27,836 --> 02:04:29,920 Uh, listen, Phil. 1958 02:04:30,755 --> 02:04:31,964 Um... 1959 02:04:33,133 --> 02:04:34,883 I'm sorry. 1960 02:04:35,426 --> 02:04:37,678 I'm sorry I slapped your face. 1961 02:04:38,054 --> 02:04:40,556 Okay? L, um... 1962 02:04:40,723 --> 02:04:42,808 I don't know what I'm doing. 1963 02:04:42,976 --> 02:04:45,102 I don't know how to do this. 1964 02:04:47,397 --> 02:04:49,314 I do things, and I fuck up. 1965 02:04:51,401 --> 02:04:53,277 I fucked up. 1966 02:04:54,487 --> 02:04:57,281 Can you forgive me? 1967 02:04:57,448 --> 02:04:59,950 Yeah. It's all right. 1968 02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:08,250 Can you tell him I'm sorry... 1969 02:05:09,085 --> 02:05:12,004 for the things that I've done, that I fucked up? 1970 02:05:12,881 --> 02:05:15,090 I'm sorry. Um... 1971 02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:19,094 I'm going to turn and walk away and not look at him... 1972 02:05:19,262 --> 02:05:22,973 and not see my man, my Earl, and tell him, uh... 1973 02:05:23,141 --> 02:05:28,645 Tell him, "it's okay. I'm okay." 1974 02:05:28,813 --> 02:05:31,315 Tell him, "Thank you for taking care..." 1975 02:05:34,027 --> 02:05:36,778 Whole thing is okay with me. 1976 02:05:38,156 --> 02:05:40,073 And I know. 1977 02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,475 Welcome back from the break. 1978 02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:11,939 - How did you guys like those nachos? - Yeah. 1979 02:06:12,106 --> 02:06:16,652 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you are not here for the fucking food. 1980 02:06:16,819 --> 02:06:21,323 You are here for me to enlighten you, to edify you... 1981 02:06:21,491 --> 02:06:25,285 to send you off into the now-not-so-unknown future... 1982 02:06:25,453 --> 02:06:27,162 so come along with me. 1983 02:06:27,330 --> 02:06:30,332 "How to fake like you are nice and caring." 1984 02:06:30,500 --> 02:06:32,251 No, I don't want a microphone. 1985 02:06:32,418 --> 02:06:34,002 Now, this... 1986 02:06:34,170 --> 02:06:39,216 Ahem, this is quite an important chapter, as you will see. 1987 02:06:39,384 --> 02:06:44,221 But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's get right down to it, boys. 1988 02:06:44,389 --> 02:06:49,476 - Men are shit. - What? 1989 02:06:49,644 --> 02:06:53,855 What? Men are shit. 1990 02:06:55,483 --> 02:06:57,526 Well, isn't that what they say? 1991 02:06:57,694 --> 02:07:04,700 Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heinous, terrible things. 1992 02:07:04,867 --> 02:07:09,204 Things that no woman would ever do. 1993 02:07:10,707 --> 02:07:13,125 No, women, they don't lie. 1994 02:07:13,710 --> 02:07:16,003 No, women don't cheat. 1995 02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:18,380 Women don't manipulate us. 1996 02:07:21,050 --> 02:07:24,386 But you see what I'm getting at. Oh, yeah, you see what I'm getting at. 1997 02:07:24,554 --> 02:07:26,888 You see what society does? Boy. Little boys, it's: 1998 02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:30,851 Wow. Woman. 1999 02:07:32,228 --> 02:07:35,230 - We are taught to apologize. "L am sorry." - Give it up. 2000 02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:38,525 "I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry." 2001 02:07:42,155 --> 02:07:43,780 What is it that--? 2002 02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:46,825 What is it, huh, that we need? 2003 02:07:46,993 --> 02:07:51,163 Is it their pussies? Their, uh, love? 2004 02:07:51,331 --> 02:07:53,290 Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... 2005 02:07:53,458 --> 02:07:57,461 and Daddy, oh, he hit me, so that's who I am. 2006 02:07:57,628 --> 02:08:00,547 That's why I do what I do? Heh. 2007 02:08:00,715 --> 02:08:03,592 - Fucking bullshit. - That's right. 2008 02:08:07,138 --> 02:08:10,974 - I will not apologize for who I am. - Right on. 2009 02:08:11,142 --> 02:08:14,978 - I will not apologize for what I need. - Yeah. 2010 02:08:15,146 --> 02:08:18,899 - I will not apologize for what I want! - Yeah! 2011 02:08:20,485 --> 02:08:23,487 Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now. 2012 02:08:23,654 --> 02:08:27,949 I want you to turn to page 18 in your blue booklets. 2013 02:08:28,826 --> 02:08:31,620 Fuck. This is fucking bullshit! 2014 02:08:33,373 --> 02:08:36,792 I want you to go to your white-- Your white books. 2015 02:08:36,959 --> 02:08:38,960 That's what I want you to go to. 2016 02:08:39,587 --> 02:08:42,297 Go to 23 in your white books. 2017 02:08:43,549 --> 02:08:47,219 "How to fake like you are a nice and caring person." 2018 02:08:50,139 --> 02:08:54,351 Phil. Phil. 2019 02:08:54,519 --> 02:08:58,105 Hey, come here. Come here. 2020 02:08:58,648 --> 02:09:00,482 Uh... 2021 02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:02,526 Phil... 2022 02:09:02,693 --> 02:09:04,986 I'm... 2023 02:09:05,154 --> 02:09:08,240 - I'm gonna try talk. - Okay. 2024 02:09:08,408 --> 02:09:10,575 And I'm trying to... 2025 02:09:10,743 --> 02:09:13,829 - To say something. - Okay. 2026 02:09:14,414 --> 02:09:17,124 Do you know Lily, Phil? Do you know her? 2027 02:09:17,291 --> 02:09:18,333 No. 2028 02:09:18,501 --> 02:09:21,795 - Lily? - No, I don't. 2029 02:09:21,963 --> 02:09:23,505 Oh. 2030 02:09:23,673 --> 02:09:27,509 She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah. 2031 02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:29,719 In school... 2032 02:09:29,971 --> 02:09:34,057 I'm 12 years old, in school, in sixth grade. 2033 02:09:34,225 --> 02:09:36,017 I saw her. 2034 02:09:37,145 --> 02:09:40,313 Yeah. I didn't go to that school, but... 2035 02:09:41,691 --> 02:09:44,609 But, uh, we met. 2036 02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,863 Uh, my friend knew her. 2037 02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:50,407 I said, uh: 2038 02:09:50,575 --> 02:09:53,368 "What's that girl? How's that Lily?" 2039 02:09:53,536 --> 02:09:56,872 "Oh, she's bad. She sleeps with guys." 2040 02:09:58,249 --> 02:10:01,877 Yeah, he said this, but then, sometimes... 2041 02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:05,255 And I went to another school, you see. 2042 02:10:05,423 --> 02:10:07,632 Uh, but then, uh... 2043 02:10:09,343 --> 02:10:11,845 When high school at an end, what's that? 2044 02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:15,974 - What is that, uh, when it gets to the end? - Graduation. 2045 02:10:16,142 --> 02:10:19,394 - No, no, the grade. What grade are you in? - That's 12th. 2046 02:10:19,562 --> 02:10:21,605 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 2047 02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:26,860 Yeah. So I went to her school for that grade. 2048 02:10:28,029 --> 02:10:31,198 That's grade 12. 2049 02:10:31,365 --> 02:10:33,909 And we meet. 2050 02:10:34,577 --> 02:10:36,411 She was... 2051 02:10:37,580 --> 02:10:40,081 fucking like a doll. 2052 02:10:40,249 --> 02:10:45,212 Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll. 2053 02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:47,255 And the hips. 2054 02:10:47,423 --> 02:10:49,591 The child-bearing hips, you know that? 2055 02:10:52,428 --> 02:10:55,096 So beautiful. 2056 02:11:00,353 --> 02:11:02,062 And I cheated on her... 2057 02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:07,526 over and over and over again... 2058 02:11:08,194 --> 02:11:11,571 because I wanted to be a man... 2059 02:11:11,739 --> 02:11:14,491 and I didn't want her to be a woman. 2060 02:11:14,659 --> 02:11:19,287 You know, a smart, free person... 2061 02:11:19,789 --> 02:11:22,123 who was something. 2062 02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:25,252 My fucking mind then. 2063 02:11:27,588 --> 02:11:31,508 So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid. 2064 02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,135 Jesus Christ. 2065 02:11:36,055 --> 02:11:40,809 What would I think? Did I think for what I'd done? 2066 02:11:41,811 --> 02:11:45,146 She was my wife for 23 years... 2067 02:11:45,314 --> 02:11:50,485 and I went behind her over and over. 2068 02:11:50,653 --> 02:11:54,948 Fucking asshole that I am, I'd go out and I'd fuck... 2069 02:11:55,116 --> 02:11:58,868 and I'd come home and get in her bed... 2070 02:11:59,036 --> 02:12:02,664 and say, "I love you." 2071 02:12:03,791 --> 02:12:06,334 This is Jack's mother. 2072 02:12:07,295 --> 02:12:09,379 His mother, Lily. 2073 02:12:09,964 --> 02:12:11,840 These two... 2074 02:12:13,676 --> 02:12:15,552 that I had... 2075 02:12:17,805 --> 02:12:19,764 and I lost. 2076 02:12:22,143 --> 02:12:26,896 This is the regret that you make. 2077 02:12:28,065 --> 02:12:29,816 This is the... 2078 02:12:32,695 --> 02:12:36,448 regret that you make and the something you take... 2079 02:12:36,616 --> 02:12:38,700 and the blah, blah, blah... 2080 02:12:40,661 --> 02:12:42,912 Something, something. 2081 02:12:45,791 --> 02:12:48,376 - Give me a cigarette. - Okay. 2082 02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:02,932 Uh... 2083 02:13:15,905 --> 02:13:18,323 Mistakes like this... 2084 02:13:19,283 --> 02:13:21,242 you don't make. 2085 02:13:22,745 --> 02:13:24,579 Sometimes... 2086 02:13:26,165 --> 02:13:29,793 you make some, and okay. 2087 02:13:30,836 --> 02:13:35,256 Not okay, sometimes, you make other ones. 2088 02:13:35,424 --> 02:13:37,425 Yeah. 2089 02:13:37,593 --> 02:13:40,345 Know that you should do better. 2090 02:13:43,349 --> 02:13:45,892 I loved Lily. 2091 02:13:48,938 --> 02:13:51,022 I cheated on her. 2092 02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:56,069 She was my wife for 23 years. 2093 02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:01,991 And I have a son. 2094 02:14:02,159 --> 02:14:04,619 And she has cancer. 2095 02:14:05,454 --> 02:14:07,414 And I'm not there... 2096 02:14:07,581 --> 02:14:12,252 and he's forced to take care of her. 2097 02:14:12,420 --> 02:14:15,088 He's 14 years old. 2098 02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,798 To... 2099 02:14:19,385 --> 02:14:22,429 To take care of his mother and... 2100 02:14:22,972 --> 02:14:26,474 And watch her die on him. 2101 02:14:27,893 --> 02:14:33,148 A little kid, and I'm not there. 2102 02:14:36,652 --> 02:14:38,820 And she does die. 2103 02:14:45,161 --> 02:14:47,787 I loved her so. 2104 02:14:48,831 --> 02:14:50,957 And she knew what I did. 2105 02:14:51,125 --> 02:14:55,962 She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. 2106 02:14:57,590 --> 02:14:59,507 But the love... 2107 02:15:00,426 --> 02:15:03,845 was stronger than anything you can think of. 2108 02:15:04,889 --> 02:15:07,849 The goddamn regret. 2109 02:15:09,059 --> 02:15:11,853 The goddamn regret! 2110 02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:20,028 And I'll die. 2111 02:15:20,196 --> 02:15:25,617 Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what. 2112 02:15:25,785 --> 02:15:29,037 The biggest regret of my life... 2113 02:15:32,708 --> 02:15:35,168 I let my love go. 2114 02:15:36,545 --> 02:15:38,797 What did I do? 2115 02:15:41,091 --> 02:15:43,718 I'm 65 years old. 2116 02:15:44,428 --> 02:15:46,721 And I'm ashamed. 2117 02:15:48,265 --> 02:15:50,850 Million years ago... 2118 02:15:52,812 --> 02:15:59,192 The fucking regret and guilt, these things... 2119 02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,570 Don't ever let anyone ever say to you... 2120 02:16:02,738 --> 02:16:05,615 you shouldn't regret anything. 2121 02:16:06,325 --> 02:16:10,036 Don't do that. Don't. Oh. 2122 02:16:10,204 --> 02:16:13,623 You regret what you fucking want. Ah. 2123 02:16:13,791 --> 02:16:15,291 Use that. Use that. 2124 02:16:15,459 --> 02:16:19,462 Use that regret for anything, any way you want. 2125 02:16:19,630 --> 02:16:21,464 You can use it, okay? 2126 02:16:24,176 --> 02:16:25,593 Oh, God. 2127 02:16:28,556 --> 02:16:31,766 This is a long way to go with no punch. 2128 02:16:34,270 --> 02:16:37,146 A little moral... 2129 02:16:37,940 --> 02:16:40,733 story, I say. Ha, ha. 2130 02:16:42,361 --> 02:16:48,908 Love. 2131 02:16:51,453 --> 02:16:54,330 This fucking life... 2132 02:16:55,124 --> 02:16:57,083 Oh... 2133 02:16:58,794 --> 02:17:00,962 it's so fucking hard. 2134 02:17:01,672 --> 02:17:04,757 So long. 2135 02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:07,844 Life ain't short. It's long. 2136 02:17:09,555 --> 02:17:12,473 It's long, God damn it. 2137 02:17:14,018 --> 02:17:16,144 Goddamn. 2138 02:17:20,357 --> 02:17:27,655 What did I do? 2139 02:17:27,823 --> 02:17:33,494 What did I do? What did I do? 2140 02:17:33,662 --> 02:17:37,999 Phil. Phil, help me. 2141 02:17:42,046 --> 02:17:44,172 What did I do? 2142 02:17:53,098 --> 02:17:56,309 - Hey, Juan, how you doing? - How you feeling? 2143 02:17:56,477 --> 02:17:59,187 Yeah, I think I'm going to stay on, stick it out. 2144 02:17:59,355 --> 02:18:00,396 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 2145 02:18:00,564 --> 02:18:03,107 - Okay. - All right, good night. 2146 02:19:19,518 --> 02:19:21,519 You're so stupid. 2147 02:22:53,982 --> 02:22:55,983 You know, you know, you know. 2148 02:22:56,151 --> 02:22:58,527 Go, go, go. 2149 02:23:00,656 --> 02:23:05,993 - Donnie. Oh, Donnie. - Hello, dear. I need a favor. 2150 02:23:19,716 --> 02:23:21,175 Okay, okay. 2151 02:23:21,343 --> 02:23:24,345 Shh. All right, all right. Back up, back up. Back up, Max. 2152 02:23:24,513 --> 02:23:26,681 Back up, Miles. Back up. 2153 02:23:28,267 --> 02:23:31,519 - Hello. You Frank? Jack, right? - Hello. How are you? 2154 02:23:31,687 --> 02:23:33,396 - Are you Phil? - Phil, yeah. 2155 02:23:33,563 --> 02:23:35,690 We, uh, tried to get in touch. We got disconnected. 2156 02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:38,776 Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on. 2157 02:23:38,944 --> 02:23:41,028 All right? Please. 2158 02:23:41,196 --> 02:23:43,531 - I got the message. - Yeah, I couldn't find you. 2159 02:23:43,699 --> 02:23:46,951 I looked through the address books. There's no number. There's nothing. 2160 02:23:48,870 --> 02:23:52,081 Shh. Hey! Is, uh, what's-her-name...? 2161 02:23:52,249 --> 02:23:54,959 Linda? No, she went out. She's not here. 2162 02:23:55,127 --> 02:23:57,712 Hey, I'm sorry, uh... 2163 02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,047 You know, I don't know what to do here. 2164 02:24:00,215 --> 02:24:03,551 Um, your dad asked me to get in touch with you, and I didn't have the number. 2165 02:24:03,719 --> 02:24:06,721 You know, I called the number. Do you wanna come in? 2166 02:24:06,888 --> 02:24:08,889 - Yeah. Hey, Phil? - Okay. Yeah? 2167 02:24:09,057 --> 02:24:12,184 I will drop-kick those fucking dogs if they come near me. 2168 02:24:12,352 --> 02:24:13,936 - All right. - Okay? 2169 02:24:14,104 --> 02:24:17,231 Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake. 2170 02:24:17,399 --> 02:24:20,609 - This is Miles. - Clear them out. 2171 02:24:20,777 --> 02:24:22,611 Here we go. 2172 02:24:23,196 --> 02:24:24,572 All right, he's in here... 2173 02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:27,950 so we all go in here. Come on. 2174 02:24:28,118 --> 02:24:29,744 Wanna go in? 2175 02:24:30,746 --> 02:24:34,915 - No, I just-- Stand here a second, Phil. - Okay. 2176 02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:37,168 - Okay? - All right. 2177 02:25:04,946 --> 02:25:06,447 Lady. 2178 02:25:07,616 --> 02:25:09,367 Hey, lady. 2179 02:25:25,258 --> 02:25:28,636 Lady. Lady. 2180 02:25:28,804 --> 02:25:30,304 Hey, wake up. 2181 02:25:31,556 --> 02:25:33,140 Lady. 2182 02:25:33,767 --> 02:25:35,768 What's wrong with you? 2183 02:26:24,192 --> 02:26:26,360 How do we do this, then? 2184 02:26:28,238 --> 02:26:30,364 Well, we just do it. 2185 02:26:30,949 --> 02:26:34,076 We do it. We figure it out. 2186 02:26:34,244 --> 02:26:37,079 We do as we do, I guess. 2187 02:26:38,707 --> 02:26:40,666 Do you love me, Rose? 2188 02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:44,336 You are my handsome man. 2189 02:26:45,881 --> 02:26:50,509 - I'm a bad person. - Ha, ha, no. No. 2190 02:26:50,677 --> 02:26:52,470 I mean... 2191 02:26:52,637 --> 02:26:55,222 I'm telling you this now, you see... 2192 02:26:55,765 --> 02:26:58,893 You see, because I want everything to be clear and clean... 2193 02:26:59,060 --> 02:27:02,855 and I want to apologize for me and all the stupid things that I've done. 2194 02:27:05,984 --> 02:27:08,068 I've cheated on you. 2195 02:27:10,280 --> 02:27:14,658 I've cheated on you, and it kills me... 2196 02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,369 and the guilt of what I've done... 2197 02:27:18,038 --> 02:27:20,414 I don't want you to think-- 2198 02:27:22,584 --> 02:27:24,418 Maybe you knew. 2199 02:27:25,462 --> 02:27:28,255 I think maybe you've known. 2200 02:27:28,423 --> 02:27:31,967 So I hope this is not just for me... 2201 02:27:32,135 --> 02:27:36,430 For me to make myself feel better about what I've done... 2202 02:27:36,598 --> 02:27:41,143 but for you not to feel like you're sitting there like a jerk. 2203 02:27:41,311 --> 02:27:43,229 You're the good one. 2204 02:27:43,772 --> 02:27:45,439 You understand? 2205 02:27:46,441 --> 02:27:50,694 Did you ever go out with someone and just lie... 2206 02:27:50,862 --> 02:27:53,489 question after question? 2207 02:27:53,657 --> 02:27:55,950 Maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool... 2208 02:27:56,117 --> 02:27:58,494 or better than you are or whatever... 2209 02:27:58,662 --> 02:28:01,121 smarter, cooler... 2210 02:28:01,289 --> 02:28:03,207 and you just... 2211 02:28:04,918 --> 02:28:06,126 not really lie... 2212 02:28:06,294 --> 02:28:08,921 but maybe you just don't say everything. 2213 02:28:09,089 --> 02:28:11,090 Well, that's a natural thing. 2214 02:28:11,258 --> 02:28:15,719 You know, two people go out on a date or something... 2215 02:28:15,887 --> 02:28:17,471 they wanna impress people. 2216 02:28:17,639 --> 02:28:19,348 The other person. 2217 02:28:19,516 --> 02:28:21,600 Or they're scared they might say something... 2218 02:28:21,768 --> 02:28:25,271 that will make the other person not like them. 2219 02:28:26,606 --> 02:28:28,649 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2220 02:28:29,776 --> 02:28:31,235 So you've done it? 2221 02:28:33,488 --> 02:28:35,155 I don't go out very often. 2222 02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:36,907 Why not? 2223 02:28:39,035 --> 02:28:43,664 I never found someone, really, that I think I'd like to go out with. 2224 02:28:43,832 --> 02:28:46,792 And I bet you say that to all the girls, huh? 2225 02:28:46,960 --> 02:28:50,462 No. No. Heh. 2226 02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:54,842 - Wanna make a deal with me? - Okay. 2227 02:28:55,010 --> 02:28:56,468 What I just said... 2228 02:28:57,470 --> 02:29:00,014 people afraid to say things... 2229 02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:04,351 no guts to say the things that are real or something... 2230 02:29:04,519 --> 02:29:07,313 - Yeah? - To not do that. 2231 02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:12,359 To not do that that maybe we've done before. 2232 02:29:15,614 --> 02:29:18,532 - Let's make a deal. - Okay. 2233 02:29:18,700 --> 02:29:23,829 I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything... 2234 02:29:23,997 --> 02:29:28,542 and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. 2235 02:29:31,755 --> 02:29:33,047 Wow. 2236 02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,633 Huh. "Piss and shit." 2237 02:29:37,761 --> 02:29:39,219 What? 2238 02:29:40,221 --> 02:29:42,222 You really use strong language. 2239 02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:43,474 I'm sorry. 2240 02:29:44,559 --> 02:29:47,186 No, it's fine. It's fine. 2241 02:29:47,354 --> 02:29:50,022 I didn't mean-- It seems vulgar or something, I know. 2242 02:29:50,190 --> 02:29:51,398 - It's fine. - No, I'm sorry. 2243 02:29:51,566 --> 02:29:54,276 No, it's nothing. I'm sorry. 2244 02:29:55,403 --> 02:29:58,530 I'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute, maybe, just... 2245 02:29:58,698 --> 02:30:00,324 - Okay. - Okay. 2246 02:31:33,793 --> 02:31:36,670 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 2247 02:31:36,838 --> 02:31:40,090 I'm gonna go in. And, uh... Are the dogs in there? 2248 02:31:40,258 --> 02:31:42,134 Yeah, but they stay back by the window. 2249 02:31:42,302 --> 02:31:44,553 - All right, I want you to come in with me. - Okay. 2250 02:31:44,721 --> 02:31:46,430 And I want you to stay away from me. 2251 02:31:46,598 --> 02:31:50,726 I want you there in case he needs anything, because I am not gonna help him. 2252 02:31:51,311 --> 02:31:54,855 And, Phil, I will drop-kick the fucking dogs... 2253 02:31:55,023 --> 02:31:58,484 - if they come near me. - Okay. 2254 02:32:18,630 --> 02:32:20,214 Earl. 2255 02:32:24,219 --> 02:32:26,386 You don't look that bad. 2256 02:32:42,529 --> 02:32:44,404 You prick. 2257 02:32:50,036 --> 02:32:52,663 "Cocksucker." That's what you used to like to say, right? 2258 02:32:52,831 --> 02:32:54,623 "Cocksucker." 2259 02:32:56,084 --> 02:32:59,753 But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl. 2260 02:32:59,921 --> 02:33:02,881 It hurts, doesn't it? Huh? 2261 02:33:04,843 --> 02:33:06,802 You in a lot of pain? 2262 02:33:08,930 --> 02:33:11,181 She was in a lot of pain. 2263 02:33:13,643 --> 02:33:16,478 Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain. 2264 02:33:19,774 --> 02:33:21,817 I know because I was there, Earl. 2265 02:33:21,985 --> 02:33:24,736 You didn't like illness, though, do you? 2266 02:33:34,038 --> 02:33:35,831 I was there. 2267 02:33:40,753 --> 02:33:44,298 She waited for your call. 2268 02:33:47,927 --> 02:33:49,970 For you to come. 2269 02:33:57,645 --> 02:34:00,647 I am not gonna cry. 2270 02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:05,360 I am not gonna cry for you. 2271 02:34:10,867 --> 02:34:13,869 You cocksucker, I know you can hear me. 2272 02:34:14,037 --> 02:34:17,831 I want you to know that I hate your fucking guts. 2273 02:34:18,750 --> 02:34:22,711 You can just fucking die, you fuck. 2274 02:34:22,879 --> 02:34:26,465 And I hope it hurts. I fucking hope it hurts. 2275 02:35:10,551 --> 02:35:14,096 Yeah, her resps are down to six. Let's get the gurney over here. 2276 02:35:15,223 --> 02:35:18,350 Check that ego Come off it, I'm a prophet 2277 02:35:18,518 --> 02:35:21,144 The professor I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm 2278 02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:25,816 Who eventually turned to catch wreck With the neck of a long-time oppressor 2279 02:35:25,984 --> 02:35:29,236 And he's running from the devil But the debt is always gaining 2280 02:35:29,404 --> 02:35:32,781 And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in 2281 02:35:53,594 --> 02:35:56,221 Do you feel better now that you've said this? 2282 02:35:57,932 --> 02:35:59,850 I don't know. 2283 02:36:01,185 --> 02:36:04,855 Well, I'm not mad. 2284 02:36:08,568 --> 02:36:11,486 Well, I am, but I'm not. 2285 02:36:11,654 --> 02:36:13,196 You know? 2286 02:36:16,367 --> 02:36:18,535 I love you so much, Rose. 2287 02:36:18,703 --> 02:36:21,788 I'm not through asking my questions. 2288 02:36:26,377 --> 02:36:28,754 Why doesn't Claudia... 2289 02:36:29,505 --> 02:36:31,548 talk to you, Jimmy? 2290 02:36:33,384 --> 02:36:34,968 Why? 2291 02:36:35,762 --> 02:36:37,637 Because we've... 2292 02:36:38,931 --> 02:36:41,099 We both don't know. What do you mean? 2293 02:36:41,267 --> 02:36:43,435 No, I think you know. 2294 02:36:43,603 --> 02:36:45,020 Maybe... 2295 02:36:46,814 --> 02:36:48,440 I don't. 2296 02:36:49,650 --> 02:36:52,069 Say it, Jimmy. 2297 02:37:00,995 --> 02:37:03,914 - I wanted to do that. - Well... 2298 02:37:04,082 --> 02:37:07,667 - That felt good, to do what I wanted to do. - Yeah. 2299 02:37:09,295 --> 02:37:11,004 Can I tell you something? 2300 02:37:11,881 --> 02:37:13,131 Yeah, of course. 2301 02:37:13,925 --> 02:37:16,718 I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon. 2302 02:37:16,886 --> 02:37:19,846 You're gonna find stuff out about me, and you're gonna hate me. 2303 02:37:20,014 --> 02:37:22,182 No. Like what? What do you mean? 2304 02:37:22,350 --> 02:37:26,228 You have so much, so many good things... 2305 02:37:26,395 --> 02:37:28,355 and you seem so together. 2306 02:37:28,523 --> 02:37:29,940 You're a police officer... 2307 02:37:30,108 --> 02:37:34,027 and you seem so straight and put together, without any problems. 2308 02:37:34,195 --> 02:37:36,738 - I lost my gun today. - What? 2309 02:37:36,906 --> 02:37:38,240 I lost my gun today... 2310 02:37:38,407 --> 02:37:41,326 and I'm the laughingstock of a lot of people. 2311 02:37:41,744 --> 02:37:44,371 I wanted to tell you. I wanted you to know. 2312 02:37:44,539 --> 02:37:46,331 And it's on my mind. 2313 02:37:46,499 --> 02:37:48,583 And it makes me look like a fool. 2314 02:37:48,751 --> 02:37:50,919 And I feel like a fool. 2315 02:37:54,715 --> 02:37:56,633 And you asked that we should say things... 2316 02:37:56,801 --> 02:37:59,344 say what we're thinking and not lie about things. 2317 02:37:59,512 --> 02:38:02,973 Well, I can tell you that. This. That I lost my gun today. 2318 02:38:03,141 --> 02:38:04,933 I'm not a good cop. 2319 02:38:05,101 --> 02:38:07,394 I'm looked down at, and I know that... 2320 02:38:07,562 --> 02:38:11,314 and I'm scared that once you find that out, you might not like me. 2321 02:38:14,861 --> 02:38:19,614 - Jim, that was so great. - I'm sorry. 2322 02:38:19,782 --> 02:38:22,075 What you just said. 2323 02:38:25,288 --> 02:38:28,081 I haven't been on a date since I was married, and... 2324 02:38:28,958 --> 02:38:31,585 that was three years ago. 2325 02:38:31,752 --> 02:38:33,753 Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me... 2326 02:38:33,921 --> 02:38:36,756 whatever you think might scare me won't. 2327 02:38:36,924 --> 02:38:38,758 And I will listen to you. 2328 02:38:38,926 --> 02:38:42,429 I'll be a good listener to you if that's what you want. You know? 2329 02:38:42,597 --> 02:38:44,097 You know? And I won't judge you. 2330 02:38:44,265 --> 02:38:46,850 I know I can do that sometimes, and I won't. 2331 02:38:47,018 --> 02:38:50,604 And I can listen. 2332 02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,773 And you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off... 2333 02:38:53,941 --> 02:38:59,321 or whatever you think that I think and on and on. 2334 02:38:59,488 --> 02:39:01,364 Say it, whatever it is, and I'll listen. 2335 02:39:01,532 --> 02:39:03,950 - You don't know how fucking stupid I am. - It's okay. 2336 02:39:04,118 --> 02:39:06,286 - You don't know how crazy I am. - It's okay. 2337 02:39:06,454 --> 02:39:08,872 - I got troubles. - I'll take everything at face value. 2338 02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:12,167 - I'll be a good listener. - I started this, didn't I? Didn't I? Fuck. 2339 02:39:12,335 --> 02:39:15,253 Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see. 2340 02:39:15,421 --> 02:39:16,838 You wanna kiss me, Jim? 2341 02:39:17,006 --> 02:39:18,381 Yes, I do. 2342 02:39:21,802 --> 02:39:23,803 Say it, Jimmy. 2343 02:39:26,807 --> 02:39:28,892 I think she thinks... 2344 02:39:29,060 --> 02:39:31,603 that I may have molested her. 2345 02:39:33,856 --> 02:39:36,983 She thinks terrible things that somehow got into her head... 2346 02:39:37,151 --> 02:39:39,277 that I may have done. 2347 02:39:39,445 --> 02:39:43,823 She said that to me last time, when it was... 2348 02:39:46,035 --> 02:39:50,997 Ten years ago, she walked out the door. "You touched me wrong. I know that." 2349 02:39:51,165 --> 02:39:57,254 Some crazy thought in her-- In her head. 2350 02:39:58,464 --> 02:40:00,674 Did you ever touch her? 2351 02:40:06,681 --> 02:40:07,764 I don't know. 2352 02:40:12,937 --> 02:40:16,356 - Jimmy. - I don't know. I really don't. 2353 02:40:18,609 --> 02:40:21,194 But you can't say. 2354 02:40:23,197 --> 02:40:28,785 - Well, I don't know what I've done. - Yes, you do. You do. 2355 02:40:31,330 --> 02:40:35,250 - But you won't say. - I don't know. 2356 02:40:35,418 --> 02:40:39,546 What? What? Please. Please. 2357 02:40:39,714 --> 02:40:43,174 You deserve to die alone for what you've done. 2358 02:40:43,342 --> 02:40:45,135 I don't know what I've done. 2359 02:40:45,303 --> 02:40:47,095 Yes, you do. 2360 02:40:47,263 --> 02:40:50,307 Rose, if I said that I knew, would you stay? 2361 02:40:50,474 --> 02:40:53,852 - No. - But I don't know what I've done. 2362 02:40:55,021 --> 02:40:57,230 You should know better. 2363 02:41:03,904 --> 02:41:08,033 Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? 2364 02:41:08,200 --> 02:41:10,493 - What? - Just say no. 2365 02:41:10,911 --> 02:41:13,496 - I won't say no. Wait, Claudia. - Just say no. 2366 02:41:13,664 --> 02:41:16,124 - Claudia, what is it? - Just let me go, Jimmy. 2367 02:41:16,292 --> 02:41:19,252 - What is it? Please, please. - Please. It's okay. Just let me go. 2368 02:41:41,317 --> 02:41:43,610 Why didn't you call? 2369 02:41:59,293 --> 02:42:02,587 I fucking hate you. 2370 02:42:04,632 --> 02:42:10,261 God damn you, fucking asshole. 2371 02:42:13,474 --> 02:42:15,558 Oh, God, you fucking asshole. 2372 02:42:15,726 --> 02:42:22,982 Don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2373 02:42:23,150 --> 02:42:28,321 Oh, God, don't go away, you fucking asshole. 2374 02:42:45,089 --> 02:42:47,090 What am I doing? 2375 02:42:47,258 --> 02:42:53,346 What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I doing? 2376 02:44:32,905 --> 02:44:36,407 Men who are vain look at their bald spot and say: 2377 02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:40,954 "You know, I don't need anything. I look great the way I am." 2378 02:44:41,539 --> 02:44:45,583 Yes. Ladies, if you want your husband or boyfriend to-- 2379 02:45:10,484 --> 02:45:12,569 Oh, fuck. 2380 02:45:33,799 --> 02:45:35,842 What? 2381 02:45:39,930 --> 02:45:42,432 What are you doing, dummy? 2382 02:45:43,183 --> 02:45:44,767 Oh, brother. 2383 02:47:56,817 --> 02:47:59,777 Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky. 2384 02:49:01,715 --> 02:49:04,550 You all know you're not gonna spend $135 for it. 2385 02:49:04,718 --> 02:49:08,763 In fact, all you spend here during this special TV promotion... 2386 02:49:08,931 --> 02:49:11,057 is just $39-- 2387 02:50:07,489 --> 02:50:09,782 Come on. Come on. 2388 02:50:27,718 --> 02:50:30,636 Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey! 2389 02:50:30,804 --> 02:50:34,390 Claudia! Claudia, are you there? 2390 02:50:35,142 --> 02:50:38,644 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! 2391 02:50:38,812 --> 02:50:41,606 Oh, honey. All right. It's all right. 2392 02:50:41,773 --> 02:50:43,816 It's okay. It's gonna be all right. 2393 02:50:56,580 --> 02:50:58,581 This happens. 2394 02:50:58,749 --> 02:51:07,840 This is something that happens. 2395 02:52:26,044 --> 02:52:28,921 And there is the account of the hanging of three men... 2396 02:52:30,048 --> 02:52:31,882 and a scuba diver... 2397 02:52:32,050 --> 02:52:33,551 and a suicide. 2398 02:52:43,061 --> 02:52:46,772 There are stories of coincidence and chance... 2399 02:52:46,940 --> 02:52:50,067 and intersections, and strange things told... 2400 02:52:50,235 --> 02:52:53,738 and which is which, and who only knows? 2401 02:52:58,285 --> 02:53:00,119 And we generally say: 2402 02:53:00,287 --> 02:53:02,997 "Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it." 2403 02:53:03,165 --> 02:53:07,877 Someone's so-and-so met someone else's so-and-so, and so on. 2404 02:53:08,045 --> 02:53:10,921 And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator... 2405 02:53:11,089 --> 02:53:13,716 that strange things happen all the time. 2406 02:53:13,884 --> 02:53:15,718 And so it goes, and so it goes. 2407 02:53:15,886 --> 02:53:17,803 And the book says: 2408 02:53:17,971 --> 02:53:19,972 "We may be through with the past... 2409 02:53:20,140 --> 02:53:23,267 but the past ain't through with us." 2410 02:53:27,147 --> 02:53:29,315 I'm sorry, Jack. 2411 02:53:29,483 --> 02:53:32,318 It's the hospital calling about Linda. 2412 02:53:32,486 --> 02:53:35,529 - Who? - Linda. She's in the hospital... 2413 02:53:35,697 --> 02:53:40,076 and I figured you should probably talk to them since you're here. 2414 02:53:41,203 --> 02:53:42,787 Hello? 2415 02:53:44,122 --> 02:53:45,873 Uh-huh. And what-- 2416 02:53:47,834 --> 02:53:50,628 Okay. Okay. 2417 02:53:50,796 --> 02:53:52,171 Uh... 2418 02:53:52,339 --> 02:53:54,673 Is she gonna be all right? 2419 02:53:58,470 --> 02:54:00,054 Where...? 2420 02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:24,328 You with us, Linda? Good. 2421 02:54:24,496 --> 02:54:26,705 It is Linda, isn't it? 2422 02:54:31,044 --> 02:54:34,463 Just relax. That's it. 2423 02:54:36,133 --> 02:54:38,175 You'll get through this. 2424 02:54:49,437 --> 02:54:51,063 Dad. 2425 02:54:54,276 --> 02:54:55,776 Dad. 2426 02:54:58,738 --> 02:55:01,240 Dad, you need to be nicer to me. 2427 02:55:03,535 --> 02:55:05,161 Go to bed. 2428 02:55:06,413 --> 02:55:09,039 You have to be nicer to me, Dad. 2429 02:55:12,878 --> 02:55:14,461 Go to bed. 2430 02:55:22,971 --> 02:55:25,806 I know I did a stupid thing. 2431 02:55:26,558 --> 02:55:28,809 So stupid. 2432 02:55:28,977 --> 02:55:31,312 Getting braces. 2433 02:55:31,479 --> 02:55:33,189 I thought... 2434 02:55:34,774 --> 02:55:36,775 I thought he would love me. 2435 02:55:36,943 --> 02:55:39,862 Getting braces. 2436 02:55:40,030 --> 02:55:41,113 For what? 2437 02:55:41,281 --> 02:55:45,409 For something I don't even... 2438 02:55:47,454 --> 02:55:50,497 I don't know where to put things, you know? 2439 02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:56,712 I really do have love to give. 2440 02:55:56,880 --> 02:56:00,382 I just don't know where to put it. 2441 02:56:09,851 --> 02:56:13,562 A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. 2442 02:56:15,273 --> 02:56:18,567 Take a lunch hour. Job's over. 2443 02:56:18,735 --> 02:56:20,527 Something like that. 2444 02:56:22,447 --> 02:56:25,032 But it's a 24-hour deal. 2445 02:56:27,077 --> 02:56:29,161 No two ways about it. 2446 02:56:30,288 --> 02:56:33,666 And what most people don't see... 2447 02:56:35,085 --> 02:56:39,004 is just how hard it is to do the right thing. 2448 02:56:42,133 --> 02:56:44,009 People think if I make a judgment call... 2449 02:56:44,177 --> 02:56:47,721 that that's a judgment on them, but that is not what I do. 2450 02:56:49,015 --> 02:56:51,350 And that's not what should be done. 2451 02:56:53,228 --> 02:56:55,854 I have to take everything... 2452 02:56:56,022 --> 02:56:58,357 and play as it lays. 2453 02:57:03,029 --> 02:57:05,531 Sometimes people need a little help. 2454 02:57:05,699 --> 02:57:09,034 Supposed to be real good at corrective oral surgery. 2455 02:57:13,790 --> 02:57:16,667 Sometimes people need to be forgiven. 2456 02:57:23,341 --> 02:57:25,801 And sometimes they need to go to jail. 2457 02:57:27,220 --> 02:57:30,055 Call me about that guy with the teeth, okay? 2458 02:57:31,308 --> 02:57:34,310 And that is a very tricky thing on my part... 2459 02:57:36,187 --> 02:57:38,105 making that call. 2460 02:57:41,901 --> 02:57:44,236 I mean, the law is the law... 2461 02:57:45,322 --> 02:57:47,865 and heck if I'm gonna break it. 2462 02:57:54,914 --> 02:57:57,291 You can forgive someone. 2463 02:58:04,507 --> 02:58:06,592 Well, that's the tough part. 2464 02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,767 What can we forgive? 2465 02:58:26,029 --> 02:58:28,113 Tough part of the job. 2466 02:58:31,618 --> 02:58:34,203 Tough part of walking down the street. 2467 02:59:31,553 --> 02:59:33,804 I just wanted to come here... 2468 02:59:34,848 --> 02:59:37,266 To come here and say something. 2469 02:59:37,767 --> 02:59:40,978 Say something important. Something that you said. 2470 02:59:42,063 --> 02:59:45,190 You said we should say things and do things. 2471 02:59:45,358 --> 02:59:48,569 Not lie, not keep things back. 2472 02:59:48,736 --> 02:59:50,654 These are the things that tear people up. 2473 02:59:50,822 --> 02:59:52,865 Well, I'm gonna do that. 2474 02:59:53,992 --> 02:59:56,618 I'm gonna do what you said, Claudia. 2475 02:59:58,788 --> 03:00:01,540 I can't let this go. 2476 03:00:03,042 --> 03:00:05,043 I can't let you go. 2477 03:00:09,966 --> 03:00:11,717 Now, you... 2478 03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:15,888 You listen to me now. 2479 03:00:17,932 --> 03:00:20,267 You're a good person. 2480 03:00:22,479 --> 03:00:24,938 A good, beautiful person... 2481 03:00:25,106 --> 03:00:27,733 and I won't let you walk out on me. 2482 03:00:29,652 --> 03:00:32,237 I won't let you say those things. 2483 03:00:32,989 --> 03:00:36,658 Those things about how stupid you are and this and that. 2484 03:00:37,744 --> 03:00:40,120 I won't stand for that. 2485 03:00:42,373 --> 03:00:44,583 You want to be with me... 2486 03:00:46,920 --> 03:00:49,421 then you be with me. 2487 03:00:52,091 --> 03:00:53,717 You see? 186957