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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:33,509 A gangster, that's what you are! A gangster! 2 00:01:34,684 --> 00:01:38,328 You think my fear of scandal will keep you safe? 3 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,282 You think I'll swallow my pride? Wrong! 4 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:46,947 You'll return the money you stole so ignobly! 5 00:01:47,581 --> 00:01:49,510 You can stare! 6 00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:53,447 Do I look like a victim? 7 00:01:54,036 --> 00:01:55,964 I won't be intimidated! 8 00:01:56,181 --> 00:02:00,773 If you don't return my money in five minutes, I'll call the police! 9 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:04,531 Gangsters like you must be kept from doing harm! 10 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:08,730 You don't frighten me! 11 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,675 No you don't! 12 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:17,655 What's on your mind? 13 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:18,995 A pity! 14 00:02:46,094 --> 00:02:47,287 Jérôme ... 15 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,490 Tidy up. 16 00:02:51,013 --> 00:02:53,644 - Straight left? - Right uppercut. 17 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,768 - Counter? - Check! 18 00:02:56,029 --> 00:02:57,843 Mademoiselle is improving. 19 00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:01,422 Put him in a taxi and send him home. 20 00:03:12,263 --> 00:03:13,521 His umbrella. 21 00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:14,860 Right. 22 00:03:21,765 --> 00:03:22,636 Come on! 23 00:03:33,536 --> 00:03:36,294 Hello? ... Catherine here. 24 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:37,784 Any news? 25 00:03:39,545 --> 00:03:41,493 The bachelor flat, yes. Address? 26 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,297 4 rue Lauriston? 27 00:03:44,761 --> 00:03:46,133 Third floor right. 28 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:50,473 Wait, let me write it down. 29 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:57,546 Yes, yes ... I'm listening. 30 00:03:57,847 --> 00:04:00,435 The man? ... Yes. 31 00:04:01,348 --> 00:04:02,786 And the woman. 32 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,727 Very good. 33 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,636 Are there servants in the flat? 34 00:04:10,616 --> 00:04:11,557 How many? 35 00:04:12,283 --> 00:04:13,172 Two? 36 00:04:13,813 --> 00:04:15,538 Can they be bought? 37 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,943 Together or separately? 38 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,741 How much for the pair? 39 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,146 Oh, that's nothing ... Naturally. 40 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:26,976 Thank you. 41 00:04:28,074 --> 00:04:29,068 All done? 42 00:04:29,421 --> 00:04:32,597 Yes, Mademoiselle. But, if Mademoiselle permits me, 43 00:04:33,017 --> 00:04:36,598 the next time a creature like that shows up, I'll take care of him. 44 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:37,670 But why? 45 00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:40,532 I won't have Mademoiselle risk her life unnecessarily. 46 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:43,384 No drama! First, I'm not risking my life. 47 00:04:43,646 --> 00:04:46,534 Second, I'm old enough to take care of myself, aren't I? 48 00:04:46,691 --> 00:04:48,796 I won't have you run unnecessary risks! 49 00:04:48,952 --> 00:04:50,272 It pains me! 50 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,862 You may act the grown lady, but to me you're still a little girl! 51 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:56,293 There, there, nursie dear! 52 00:04:58,226 --> 00:04:59,834 Don't go soft on me! 53 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:01,742 Risks are fun! 54 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:05,781 It's fun to be scared! Speaking of which, tonight -- 55 00:05:05,996 --> 00:05:08,493 - Where's the invitation? - I have it. 56 00:05:08,645 --> 00:05:10,331 What's the old dear's name? 57 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:14,292 Mme d'Ambroisie requests the pleasure ... 58 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,684 I've gotten hired as a waiter. 59 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,774 The staff has been informed. 60 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,558 Don't lose sight of me, waiter. 61 00:05:22,028 --> 00:05:25,179 - Yes, Mademoiselle. - And be extremely prudent. 62 00:05:25,323 --> 00:05:27,035 As usual, Mademoiselle. 63 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:33,780 Does Mademoiselle think that tonight we'll have a chance to ... 64 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:36,839 I think so! 65 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:23,236 The young woman with the emeralds. 66 00:06:23,406 --> 00:06:24,530 Yes, I saw. 67 00:06:25,628 --> 00:06:28,412 - Where is she? - By the table. 68 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:34,272 - Well? - Very interesting. 69 00:06:36,364 --> 00:06:39,396 - And the man with her? - I have his details. 70 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,645 Thanks, Jérôme. 71 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:45,035 - Take care of the rest. - Of course. 72 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,926 Isn't it too risky? 73 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,189 No. And it's worth it! 74 00:06:54,608 --> 00:06:58,438 A kiss -- a caress -- a rare opportunity! 75 00:06:59,009 --> 00:07:01,584 - Are you sure? - Trust me. 76 00:07:02,617 --> 00:07:05,007 This is the real thing. Can you hesitate? 77 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,537 - No. - Well, then! 78 00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:09,210 Come! 79 00:07:35,764 --> 00:07:38,378 The lady with the emeralds is worth a followup. 80 00:07:38,613 --> 00:07:40,731 - Get her address. - I have it. 81 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:42,992 17 rue Tristan. 82 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,574 And the man's? 83 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:47,091 78 rue Bois-le-Vent. 84 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,784 78 rue Bois-le-Vent. Got it, thanks. 85 00:08:03,849 --> 00:08:07,098 - May I see you Thursday, my place? - I'm married, Jacques! 86 00:08:07,234 --> 00:08:09,391 Thursday is a no-husband day! 87 00:08:09,529 --> 00:08:11,150 You idiot! 88 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:18,431 But we must -- hello! -- we must love each other, Gisèle. 89 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,823 Love is written in your hand. Just read between the lines. 90 00:08:21,992 --> 00:08:25,525 - And it's in my cards. So ... - You rush me, Jacques! 91 00:08:25,721 --> 00:08:29,721 Must we wait until you're a widow and I married to love each other? 92 00:08:29,933 --> 00:08:31,972 You don't love me, Jacques. 93 00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:35,253 I love you and I desire you. Let's enjoy the coincidence! 94 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:38,613 Jacques, you're not serious! 95 00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:41,505 Lucky for us. May heaven hear you! 96 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:47,292 - Are you looking for someone? - My dear, it's too dreadful! 97 00:08:47,449 --> 00:08:51,031 - All my jewels! Gone! - It can't be! 98 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,359 At least you're wearing some of them. 99 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:56,144 These are false! 100 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,706 I was afraid to wear the real ones. 101 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:01,386 My husband was right -- I invite such people! 102 00:09:01,531 --> 00:09:04,106 - Oh, my dear Alice -- - No, Catherine ... 103 00:09:04,831 --> 00:09:06,476 Do you suspect anyone? 104 00:09:08,033 --> 00:09:10,648 Too many! I don't know which to choose! 105 00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:14,215 What are you going to do? 106 00:09:15,261 --> 00:09:17,745 I'm a woman of action. I've already done it! 107 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:19,692 Look. 108 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:24,032 Police! 109 00:09:24,691 --> 00:09:26,704 Hands up! Nobody leave! 110 00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:30,403 - What did he say? - He said, "Hands up!" 111 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,142 "Nobody leave!" 112 00:09:54,211 --> 00:09:56,158 - So, my place, Thursday? - No. 113 00:09:56,616 --> 00:09:57,871 - 3:00? - No. 114 00:09:58,051 --> 00:09:59,437 - 6 rue de l'Evêché? - No. 115 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:00,783 - 4th floor? - No. 116 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:02,326 - First door left? - No. 117 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:04,456 Brrrng! There you are. 118 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:06,299 In thought. 119 00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:08,116 I saw it in your eyes. 120 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:10,301 Right now, you're at my place. 121 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,876 Your heart and soul are at my place. 122 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,229 Not your body -- but that's a detail. 123 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:16,785 - Hands up! - Sorry. 124 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,916 Thursday, 3:00, 6 rue de l'Evêché, 5th floor, first door left? 125 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:22,105 Forward! 126 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:23,961 You said 4th floor. 127 00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,138 You! Hands up! 128 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:38,364 What a lovely party. 129 00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:53,122 - Hello, Gisèle. - Hello, Jacques. 130 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:55,880 It's 4:00. You're an hour late. 131 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,925 - What do you mean? - But you're here! 132 00:10:59,082 --> 00:11:00,873 It's 3:00! 133 00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:04,589 To arrive on time to a lovers' meeting is to arrive late. 134 00:11:04,825 --> 00:11:06,733 This isn't a lovers' meeting. 135 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:09,304 It's a friends' meeting. 136 00:11:09,566 --> 00:11:11,840 Then let's make ... friendship. 137 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:15,887 What a curious place you have. 138 00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:19,234 Flowers ... ivy ... 139 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:21,753 cacti ... 140 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:26,300 - A real hothouse! - You are its rarest, frailest flower! 141 00:11:27,907 --> 00:11:31,189 - You live in a garden. - And you wear one. 142 00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:35,398 Remove that flowerbed you're using as a hat. 143 00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:40,422 I only came to prove I wasn't afraid of you. 144 00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:43,088 Why do you push me away if you're not afraid? 145 00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:46,029 I shouldn't have come. ... What if my husband turned up? 146 00:11:46,199 --> 00:11:49,310 I'd say, "No need to knock -- I detest violence!" 147 00:11:49,452 --> 00:11:51,727 I think he followed me. Let me look -- 148 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:57,637 He has no right to follow you! The wife must follow her husband. 149 00:11:57,854 --> 00:12:00,141 Are you brave? Courageous? 150 00:12:00,191 --> 00:12:03,893 Then don't fear a kiss, a kiss is not a catastrophe! 151 00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:06,159 The one thing I fear is love. 152 00:12:06,865 --> 00:12:09,545 Poor little thing! I will protect you from love. 153 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:13,493 Shelter in my arms. There, you're safe. 154 00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:18,187 If love tries anything, it'll have me to answer to. 155 00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:20,964 - Did you hear that? - Yes, it's 3:30. 156 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,181 - The doorbell! - Your hearing! 157 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,292 - Listen! - You're right, it's the doorbell. 158 00:12:26,592 --> 00:12:29,717 - It's my husband, I know his ring. - But it's my doorbell. 159 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:34,038 - Where are the back stairs? - I won't let you sneak out like that! 160 00:12:36,391 --> 00:12:38,940 You'll leave as you came, by the front door! 161 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:41,597 The back stairs, or I'll jump out the window! 162 00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:45,102 There are no back stairs, it's a studio in an old house. 163 00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:47,351 - What can we do? - Wait. 164 00:12:48,037 --> 00:12:50,390 He'll get tired of ringing and go away. 165 00:12:50,821 --> 00:12:52,272 Is he playing scales? 166 00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:56,948 - What are you doing? - Letting Pierre in. 167 00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:59,462 - Then I'll hit him. - Kill my husband?! 168 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,553 I'll just knock him out. 169 00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,736 While he's KO, you escape. 170 00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:06,468 - Do you know your strength? - Of course I do! 171 00:13:06,649 --> 00:13:09,067 Draw the curtains so he doesn't see me. 172 00:13:11,544 --> 00:13:13,955 - Just a second! - You'll hit my husband! 173 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,341 - I'm a dreadful woman! - I adore you! 174 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,236 Now, here we go! 175 00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,366 Oh, heavens ... 176 00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:31,027 - What? - It's a woman. 177 00:13:31,171 --> 00:13:32,675 - Who? - I don't know. 178 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:34,897 I hope I've not killed her. 179 00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:36,962 No, she's breathing. 180 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:42,336 - And she's pretty. - What? 181 00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:45,329 Not as pretty as all that. Rather ordinary. 182 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:50,122 The way you open doors ... 183 00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,501 - Who did you think I was? - A friend. 184 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,306 Quite a business, being your friend. 185 00:13:56,463 --> 00:13:58,450 He was just playing a joke. 186 00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:01,248 Oh, that was a joke! 187 00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:03,043 Well, aren't you witty! 188 00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:05,860 - Oh, well ... - Almost killingly funny! 189 00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:12,468 Don't worry -- your face isn't marked. 190 00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:21,025 - Lucky you. - Really? Why? 191 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,312 If you'd put my jaw out -- 192 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:25,613 you'd be sorry. 193 00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,586 You might ask the lady what she's doing here. 194 00:14:29,227 --> 00:14:30,887 That's so. 195 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,240 What are you doing here? 196 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:37,645 You should thank me. I am Providence. 197 00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:42,190 I bring you a tranquil tomorrow. 198 00:14:44,948 --> 00:14:46,478 But Madame -- 199 00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:50,155 You live in dissipation, lust, deceit. 200 00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:52,978 Love takes too much time, desire is quicker. 201 00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:55,593 Your days have only 2 hours, cinq à sept. 202 00:14:55,736 --> 00:14:57,932 You don't make love, you kill time. 203 00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:00,580 But what business is that of yours? 204 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,803 Yes, I'd like to know! 205 00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,195 Poor little thing! 206 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,460 What are you in this man's life? 207 00:15:07,604 --> 00:15:10,976 Just this moment. Your affair will last no longer than a rainbow. 208 00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:12,684 Just look at him! 209 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:15,529 His sly, drooping eyes, his cynical mouth -- 210 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:19,180 his hands that distribute caresses like leaflets to every passerby. 211 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:23,062 He's the very picture of debauchery and can expect to end in misery -- 212 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,742 for who would have pity on him? 213 00:15:26,032 --> 00:15:29,078 That is why I bring him a means to safeguard his future. 214 00:15:29,604 --> 00:15:32,415 Thanks to this combination clock and savings bank, 215 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:36,133 he can advance in perfect security towards his declining years 216 00:15:36,343 --> 00:15:40,539 by simply inserting a coin or two in this slot each morning. 217 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:43,718 This useful and artistic object, precision engineered, 218 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:47,784 weighing no more than 750 grams -- I'm not selling it, I'm giving it to him! 219 00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:50,980 For it's a gift to exchange this clock against -- no! 220 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,320 No, not ten thousand francs, not nine, not eight -- I'll tell you the sum now, 221 00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:58,209 brace yourselves -- against -- 3,000 francs! 222 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,706 I'm sorry, I don't need a clock. 223 00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:02,976 - You do. - I don't. 224 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:06,035 I'll bet you 1,000 francs you'll buy it for 3,000. 225 00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:07,617 You lose. 226 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,146 Do I? 227 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:13,065 Then let's talk seriously. 228 00:16:13,217 --> 00:16:15,854 I am in the apartment of Jacques Tavère? 229 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,205 - Yes. - Good! 230 00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:22,061 Then give me my 3,000 francs and we'll say no more. 231 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:24,833 We've just said we don't want it. 232 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:28,320 You are Mme Pierre Morland? 233 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:31,366 - Yes. - Of 48 avenue de Saxe? 234 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:34,529 - Yes. - The wife of Mr Pierre Morland? 235 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,483 - But -- - If you want 236 00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:42,553 I could also demonstrate my clock to Mr Pierre Morland, 48 av. de Saxe. 237 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:46,893 - Blackmail. - No. 238 00:16:47,099 --> 00:16:49,399 No, no, no, Targeted marketing. 239 00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,726 Oh, yes. 240 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,666 - Madame is a blackmailer. - A pretty trade! 241 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:58,065 If you were a man, I'd gladly break your neck. 242 00:16:58,202 --> 00:17:00,725 You've already tried it. 243 00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:02,647 Well? My 3,000 francs? 244 00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:05,444 Business must be booming, at prices like that. 245 00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:08,673 I can't complain. I have an established clientele. 246 00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:13,040 I even have return customers, to whom I've sold 20-25 clocks. 247 00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:17,785 Of course, establishing contact is always ... delicate. 248 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,670 But they catch on quickly. 249 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:24,476 Some even go so far as to ... 250 00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:29,741 pass on their friends' addresses. 251 00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:32,918 - That's a little bonus. - Pay her and make her go! 252 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,593 There! At last a reasonable word! 253 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:40,495 Here's the order form, all filled out for you -- just sign! 254 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,705 Add a cheque for 3,000 francs, and everything will be in order. 255 00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:54,325 You think I'm in cahoots with the lady and splitting the take with her. 256 00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:56,316 Well, you're wrong! 257 00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:58,891 - Isn't he wrong, Gisèle? - Are you mad? 258 00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:02,447 I never for a second thought you could know this adventuress. 259 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:05,784 Thank you, Monsieur. Better luck in the future. 260 00:18:07,261 --> 00:18:09,993 - Would you open the door for me? - With pleasure! 261 00:18:10,163 --> 00:18:12,032 - Right, Gisèle? - Oh, yes! 262 00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,519 This time it is my husband! 263 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,428 I'd be delighted to meet him. 264 00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:22,283 - Why must it always be your husband? - Were you expecting someone else? 265 00:18:23,329 --> 00:18:25,813 - Open, or I'll break down the door! - Charming! 266 00:18:26,074 --> 00:18:29,361 - Hide, for God's sake! - Where am I supposed to hide? 267 00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:32,057 You're so disorganized! 268 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,588 - Hello, Pierre! - Gisèle! 269 00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:50,588 - How are you? - Gisèle is here! 270 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,758 - You're joking. - I saw her go in. 271 00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:54,418 That wasn't her! 272 00:18:54,562 --> 00:18:56,522 Then why didn't you open the door sooner? 273 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,268 I didn't hear you ring. 274 00:18:58,412 --> 00:19:00,334 You didn't -- ? You're a liar! 275 00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:02,608 - Now, Pierre -- - Gisèle! 276 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,143 I tell you, I know she's here! 277 00:19:05,286 --> 00:19:07,953 - Pierre, please ... - Leave me alone! Gisèle! 278 00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:10,646 Good God, Pierre, calm yourself! 279 00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,097 Gisèle is here! 280 00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:13,842 Gisèle! 281 00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:24,920 - Tell me where she is! - In the name of our friendship -- 282 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:27,041 Don't make a scandal! 283 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,803 She's not on the balcony! 284 00:19:28,947 --> 00:19:30,202 Nor back there! 285 00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:33,407 - Listen, Pierre -- - Let me through! 286 00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,760 Wouldn't you rather have a drink? 287 00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:42,719 Pierre, calm down! I've never seen you like this. 288 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:45,719 That's the bathroom! 289 00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:47,420 What's going on? 290 00:19:49,742 --> 00:19:52,330 Who is this creature? Call the police! 291 00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:54,578 Don't, Madame, I beg of you! 292 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,193 Please forgive me. 293 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,165 I'm a fool. 294 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,440 Better a fool than a cuckold, no? 295 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,462 I don't understand. 296 00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:06,639 I actually believed that my wife ... 297 00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,521 And you were wrong! 298 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,222 And you admit you were wrong, and off you go. 299 00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:15,052 Put yourself in my place -- appearances were against Gisèle! 300 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:16,346 For shame! 301 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,966 You deceiver! Who is this Gisèle? 302 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:23,966 - My wife. - As I suspected, alas! 303 00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:26,907 Jacques is deceiving me with your wife! 304 00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:29,181 Not at all! 305 00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:31,064 You're easily convinced! 306 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:34,044 - I have proof of Gisèle's innocence! - What proof? 307 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,712 Well ... she's not here! 308 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:41,104 Oh really? How do you know? 309 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:43,731 She's here, my poor fellow! 310 00:20:43,888 --> 00:20:46,189 She's here, she's everywhere in here! 311 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:50,720 This mirror is Gisèle! This dreadful clock is Gisèle! 312 00:20:50,864 --> 00:20:53,975 That casually tossed bouquet, also Gisèle! 313 00:20:54,158 --> 00:20:56,132 Oh, woe is me! 314 00:20:57,503 --> 00:21:01,072 Madame, don't make my mistake of judging too quickly! 315 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:04,288 Again, I beg your pardon. 316 00:21:13,164 --> 00:21:15,582 I've been such a fool ... 317 00:21:16,332 --> 00:21:19,482 But ... she's delightful! 318 00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:22,685 Well ... 319 00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:28,047 And high time too! 320 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:31,079 - I thought he'd never leave. - Poor fellow. 321 00:21:31,236 --> 00:21:33,942 I don't know how to thank you. You were wonderful. 322 00:21:34,112 --> 00:21:36,073 Don't thank me. It wasn't for you. 323 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:38,833 If I lied, it was to spare him unnecessary pain. 324 00:21:39,037 --> 00:21:40,514 Well, you're amazing. 325 00:21:40,671 --> 00:21:43,730 So I've heard. I've heard it all, in fact. 326 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:46,810 I hope this experience will be a lesson to you. 327 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,463 No moralizing, please! 328 00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:53,666 - Feeling more sure of yourself now? - Was I unsure? 329 00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:56,914 - You were pale as a lily! - Not at all! 330 00:21:58,195 --> 00:22:01,201 - I was afraid for Gisèle. - For Gisèle. 331 00:22:01,776 --> 00:22:03,880 Then you'd better reassure her. 332 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:06,691 My God, I almost forgot! ... Gisèle! 333 00:22:08,011 --> 00:22:09,383 Where are you? 334 00:22:10,884 --> 00:22:13,498 Is he gone? ... Quick, my hat! 335 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:18,126 - Hurry, get my hat! - No need to hurry now! 336 00:22:18,288 --> 00:22:21,007 Don't start! I won't forget today anytime soon! 337 00:22:21,596 --> 00:22:23,896 What have you got to complain about? 338 00:22:24,229 --> 00:22:27,745 - This is all your fault. - My fault? I'm here by pure chance. 339 00:22:28,177 --> 00:22:30,255 No, you wanted a little adventure. 340 00:22:30,671 --> 00:22:33,220 But not the kind you found. 341 00:22:34,162 --> 00:22:36,763 - What do you mean? - I'm not here to quibble. 342 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:39,923 Stick to your grift and spare me your lecture. 343 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,777 - You accept only my assistance? - Now, now ... 344 00:22:42,921 --> 00:22:45,993 - Do you defend her? - No, but she did save us both. 345 00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:49,326 - And you paid her for it! - He paid for the clock. 346 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:52,173 But not for the little drama I improvised. 347 00:22:52,461 --> 00:22:55,010 It wasn't worth much -- what are lies to you? 348 00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:58,299 Gisèle, don't scold her for saving us! 349 00:22:58,469 --> 00:23:01,005 - It's humiliating. - Oh, is she proud now? 350 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,980 It's humiliating to have such a credulous husband. 351 00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,408 Believing the first idiot he hears! 352 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,924 Little girl, you're asking for it! 353 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,970 Don't speak to me in that tone. 354 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,710 - Your husband may not be fooled. - How so? 355 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,259 You insisted too much on his going. 356 00:23:19,056 --> 00:23:22,136 That would have alerted me -- and I think it did him. 357 00:23:22,293 --> 00:23:25,273 - Don't listen to her. - Your fate is still in my hands. 358 00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:28,402 Well, I'm going. Enough of this creature's caprices! 359 00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:30,510 - You shan't leave! - She shall! 360 00:23:30,955 --> 00:23:33,556 - Am I in the way? - No, she was stopping you! 361 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,628 - She'll leave when I say so. - Do you hear that? 362 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,903 Only I can save you -- if I care to! 363 00:23:39,076 --> 00:23:41,635 Of course -- you can do anything! 364 00:23:41,813 --> 00:23:44,637 - Time will tell. - You're a fortuneteller too! 365 00:23:44,868 --> 00:23:46,541 Sometimes, yes. 366 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:52,593 And right now I foresee great, great trouble for you. 367 00:23:52,842 --> 00:23:54,871 For one of you, in particular ... 368 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,094 ... who's strolling down there. Careful! 369 00:24:03,426 --> 00:24:05,177 - He's down there! - Who? 370 00:24:05,321 --> 00:24:06,589 He! ... Yes, he! 371 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:09,230 - What's he waiting for? - You to come out. 372 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:12,316 Apparently my little drama didn't quite convince him. 373 00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:15,875 What a boor! I can't bear mistrustful people! 374 00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:18,187 He's not going to deny the obvious! 375 00:24:18,945 --> 00:24:20,867 I'm going to be sick! 376 00:24:21,037 --> 00:24:23,442 Don't make matters worse! 377 00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:27,925 Of course, you don't have an idea now! 378 00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:30,003 Yes I do. 379 00:24:31,851 --> 00:24:33,629 I have a second clock. 380 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,845 - Are you asking 3,000 francs? - Not at all. 381 00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:40,603 You'll give me them without my asking. 382 00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:45,062 We're drowning, and you want to haggle before saving us! 383 00:24:45,316 --> 00:24:48,369 I'm not a philanthropist! The time I've wasted with you 384 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:51,418 could have been spent with another client! 385 00:24:51,562 --> 00:24:53,249 3,000 francs, that's that. 386 00:24:53,432 --> 00:24:55,170 It's too much! I won't pay! 387 00:24:55,353 --> 00:24:57,575 As you like! Farewell! 388 00:24:58,107 --> 00:25:00,734 Give her the 3,000 francs to get us out of this! 389 00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:03,231 - 3,000 francs? - My honor is worth that! 390 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,754 - Well, really ... - Don't haggle! 391 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:08,394 Very well, 3,000 francs. What's your idea? 392 00:25:09,069 --> 00:25:10,115 Trust me. 393 00:25:11,622 --> 00:25:13,517 Let's see ... give me a hat. 394 00:25:13,674 --> 00:25:15,857 A hat, a hat ... here you are! 395 00:25:16,001 --> 00:25:17,792 No, no, one of your hats! 396 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,316 My cheque! 397 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,896 Are you crazy? 398 00:25:30,053 --> 00:25:32,550 - She's crazy! - Let me alone! 399 00:25:32,694 --> 00:25:35,374 You paid me, you're getting your money's worth. 400 00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:39,135 - I'm an honest worker. - And a pieceworker! 401 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:42,377 Don't you understand? I'm making a jealous scene. 402 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:43,920 Yes, and so? 403 00:25:44,117 --> 00:25:47,728 And so, you ask your friend to bring these items up. 404 00:25:48,104 --> 00:25:52,431 Madame will hide behind the door, and, as soon as your friend enters, 405 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,478 - Madame will slip away. - Brilliant! Go, go now. 406 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:59,828 - And I won't charge you extra. - For throwing out my hat? 407 00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:02,639 Passing as your mistress -- it's compromising! 408 00:26:02,913 --> 00:26:06,508 But you do owe me 3,000 francs for my story -- agreed? 409 00:26:06,664 --> 00:26:10,703 - Yes or no? - Oh, all right, yes. 410 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,671 No, no! That's Papa! 411 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,707 - Right -- sorry. - No, that's Maman! 412 00:26:17,321 --> 00:26:19,164 Very likely. 413 00:26:19,438 --> 00:26:20,824 Ah, Marguerite ... 414 00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:27,213 Pierre! Pierre! 415 00:26:27,749 --> 00:26:29,540 Bring my things up! 416 00:26:30,349 --> 00:26:31,312 Hurry! 417 00:26:33,652 --> 00:26:35,140 I'll explain! 418 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:39,687 Now, no mistakes! Here's the situation: 419 00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:42,288 I'm your jealous mistress, in a rage. 420 00:26:42,471 --> 00:26:45,538 Making a horrible scene, storm, cyclone -- 421 00:26:45,682 --> 00:26:48,361 That's it! Now let's get set. 422 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:51,559 Easy, easy! 423 00:26:51,699 --> 00:26:54,025 A cyclone, but an apartment cyclone! 424 00:26:54,185 --> 00:26:56,263 Passion on the installment plan! 425 00:26:58,702 --> 00:26:59,696 Bourgeois! 426 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:02,742 Bougeois? Me? 427 00:27:06,281 --> 00:27:07,575 My clock! 428 00:27:12,857 --> 00:27:15,680 - Oh, lovely. - You could do the same. 429 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,557 No, no! A bit more realism! 430 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,015 - And slap yourself. - With pleasure! 431 00:27:26,573 --> 00:27:28,508 - I said slap yourself! - Sorry. 432 00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:38,448 I'll teach you manners, my girl! 433 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,262 - You'll pay for this! - What? 434 00:27:52,884 --> 00:27:55,557 - That was your foot, not your hand! - Oh, right. 435 00:27:57,852 --> 00:27:59,852 Pull yourself together! Quickly! 436 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:12,785 - What happened to you? - Come in, old boy. 437 00:28:14,922 --> 00:28:17,438 - Look at this mess. - What was that? 438 00:28:17,634 --> 00:28:18,800 A draft. 439 00:28:20,342 --> 00:28:22,172 What a scene we just had! 440 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,578 - You don't hold back, do you? - Where is she? 441 00:28:29,684 --> 00:28:32,337 - Where are you? - Madame, where are you? 442 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,684 - The window! - I hardly think so. 443 00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:46,703 Up there! What's she doing? Come on! 444 00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:02,901 - Madame ... - Now, darling ... 445 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:04,365 Don't touch me! 446 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,689 - My love ... - She said don't touch! 447 00:29:06,837 --> 00:29:08,693 - Ouch! - Poor little thing ... 448 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,994 Poor little thing? Talk to her! 449 00:29:11,177 --> 00:29:13,203 Please get up, Madame. 450 00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:16,413 Help me ... not you! 451 00:29:18,361 --> 00:29:20,753 Calm yourself, Madame ... listen ... 452 00:29:21,405 --> 00:29:24,851 Don't be upset ... what are you looking for? 453 00:29:25,052 --> 00:29:26,359 A hankie ... 454 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:30,228 - Do you have a handkerchief? - Thank you ... 455 00:29:32,252 --> 00:29:35,311 Please calm yourself ... I swear Jacques is innocent. 456 00:29:35,612 --> 00:29:38,082 He loves you! He always has! 457 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:43,002 He's never stopped loving you! He told me so just yesterday! 458 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,281 - Really? - Yes! 459 00:29:45,686 --> 00:29:47,843 - He told you so? - Yes, yes! 460 00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:51,098 - Word of honor? - Yes, Madame! 461 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,222 - Do you swear it? - On Jacques's head! 462 00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:03,714 What did he say, just yesterday? What did he tell you? 463 00:30:04,494 --> 00:30:10,115 He was saying how much he loved you, that you were his life ... 464 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,853 He's talked of you since ... well, a very, very long time ago! 465 00:30:15,327 --> 00:30:18,699 What does he call me, when he talks about me? 466 00:30:20,438 --> 00:30:23,797 Uh ... he would never tell me your name! 467 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:26,180 No, never! 468 00:30:26,886 --> 00:30:30,585 I said, "Her name is my dearest secret." 469 00:30:30,873 --> 00:30:34,076 "If I yielded to your curiosity, I would lose something." 470 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,685 - You see? - Exactly. 471 00:30:36,855 --> 00:30:38,241 Ah, no! No, no, no! 472 00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:48,242 You're being chivalrous! 473 00:30:48,543 --> 00:30:52,491 Yes, chivalrous! But how can I believe you? 474 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:56,020 Ah, no! It's over, it's all over! 475 00:30:56,381 --> 00:30:57,989 I can but die! 476 00:30:59,597 --> 00:31:01,140 Catherine, Catherine ... 477 00:31:01,283 --> 00:31:03,427 Image of Catherine, farewell! 478 00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:07,209 One must always make a rough draft of one's suicide. 479 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,764 So like her. 480 00:31:09,392 --> 00:31:11,117 Farewell, me! 481 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,807 Gather up my remains, gentlemen. 482 00:31:20,815 --> 00:31:22,162 My mirror! 483 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:23,704 His mirror! 484 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:26,449 There's his love! 485 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:30,079 - You brute! - You see, I can but die! 486 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:35,312 Don't be rash, Madame! My revolver! 487 00:31:37,086 --> 00:31:39,870 Farewell, Jacques! May we meet in heaven! 488 00:32:14,405 --> 00:32:16,536 Hello? Hello? Hello. 489 00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:18,131 Hello, Jacques? 490 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,833 Yes? Yes, it is. 491 00:32:22,618 --> 00:32:24,971 - Is he still there? - Yes. 492 00:32:25,494 --> 00:32:26,997 Is he still suspicious? 493 00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,684 No, not at all. 494 00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:31,024 - No, it's fine. - What's that? 495 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:35,230 The line is clear. Good day, Monsieur. 496 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,982 What's this? 497 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:41,138 - Why did you hang up so fast? - What are you imagining now? 498 00:32:41,381 --> 00:32:44,283 - That was a woman! - It was the phone company. 499 00:32:44,727 --> 00:32:46,022 The phone company! 500 00:32:49,932 --> 00:32:52,821 From now on, I won't trust anything he says! 501 00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:55,318 Oh no, Madame, you must! 502 00:32:55,658 --> 00:32:57,998 He's an oaf, but ... 503 00:32:58,305 --> 00:32:59,769 he loves you deeply! 504 00:33:01,256 --> 00:33:04,432 If you leave him, his life will be ruined! 505 00:33:04,772 --> 00:33:08,524 Alcohol, wicked women -- that's what you'd condemn him to! 506 00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:12,177 You're a good, honest man. Oh yes, you are! 507 00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:14,007 But he! 508 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:18,013 Defend yourself, man! 509 00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:21,169 Think of our past, my love! 510 00:33:21,697 --> 00:33:23,597 Think of our first meeting! 511 00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:28,133 It was in autumn, in Versailles. 512 00:33:29,689 --> 00:33:31,493 Twilight ... 513 00:33:31,898 --> 00:33:34,016 Twilight ... was falling. 514 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,385 You wandered alone ... listless ... 515 00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:41,379 through an alley of russet oaks ... 516 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,113 And our trip to Spain, remember? 517 00:33:46,309 --> 00:33:50,832 Coming back through Basque Country, Landes, Touraine ... 518 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,254 And our nights ... 519 00:33:53,737 --> 00:33:56,679 Our nights ... that lasted until 3:00 in the afternoon. 520 00:34:00,002 --> 00:34:03,361 Ah ... you trusted me then. 521 00:34:05,267 --> 00:34:07,150 How well you lie! 522 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,631 My love ... 523 00:34:08,905 --> 00:34:10,552 What more can I say? 524 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,696 - Say you believe me. - Yes. 525 00:34:13,546 --> 00:34:14,787 Yes, perhaps ... 526 00:34:16,783 --> 00:34:19,188 I want so much to believe you ... 527 00:34:19,619 --> 00:34:22,403 Even if I don't believe you, I can pretend to. 528 00:34:23,989 --> 00:34:26,770 And by pretending ... 529 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:29,388 I'll come truly to believe you. 530 00:34:30,064 --> 00:34:32,233 Jacques ... my little Jacques ... 531 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:46,032 Ah ... magnificent ... 532 00:34:46,477 --> 00:34:49,274 Ah ... marvelous ... 533 00:34:56,234 --> 00:34:58,613 But ... but ... where'd he go? 534 00:34:59,691 --> 00:35:03,031 Let go of me! He's gone! 535 00:35:03,374 --> 00:35:04,328 So soon? 536 00:35:04,733 --> 00:35:06,851 - You think so? - I do indeed. 537 00:35:07,361 --> 00:35:09,086 You behaved disgracefully. 538 00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:14,509 - You took advantage of the situation. - You didn't seem to mind. 539 00:35:15,476 --> 00:35:17,202 I was acting. 540 00:35:17,686 --> 00:35:20,784 Yes, but you were carried away by your own performance. 541 00:35:22,378 --> 00:35:27,528 No! Your pasteboard kisses would have brought me back to reality. 542 00:35:27,737 --> 00:35:30,364 You don't think you're irresistible, do you? 543 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,404 No more than yourself. 544 00:35:33,404 --> 00:35:36,189 I, at least, kept my head. 545 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,921 I couldn't love a woman I had paid, Madame. 546 00:35:41,378 --> 00:35:43,117 To me, you're an employee. 547 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,508 A day laborer. 548 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,685 Now your work is over and you're dismissed. 549 00:35:48,129 --> 00:35:50,142 I'll have no further need of you. 550 00:35:50,286 --> 00:35:52,038 For your sake, I hope not! 551 00:35:55,016 --> 00:35:58,925 Your second clock will be delivered tomorrow before noon. 552 00:35:59,975 --> 00:36:01,517 I didn't ask the time! 553 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,941 Gisèle, answer me ... 554 00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:09,562 I insist we invite the lady to dinner! 555 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:10,908 Nonsense! 556 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:12,490 It's not! 557 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:15,697 I was a fool, the least I can do is invite her to dinner! 558 00:36:15,854 --> 00:36:17,606 Completely unnecessary. 559 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,139 And don't think of dining with that adventuress. 560 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:24,337 But she's a perfect lady! 561 00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:27,540 I don't want her to think me a boor. 562 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:31,911 Be a dear and phone Jacques. 563 00:36:34,447 --> 00:36:37,083 I feel a bit better knowing that when I left 564 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:40,850 they were reconciling ... very tenderly, if you know what I mean! 565 00:36:41,051 --> 00:36:41,757 What! 566 00:36:41,979 --> 00:36:45,038 I left on tiptoe, so as not to disturb them! 567 00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,295 Spare me the details! 568 00:36:47,478 --> 00:36:50,537 Oh, but darling -- they love each other! 569 00:36:51,139 --> 00:36:53,714 I think it's sweet. Don't you? 570 00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:55,283 Of course! 571 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:59,387 - And it's taken a load off my mind! - Oh, yes. 572 00:37:00,691 --> 00:37:04,730 - when I think I could have imagined -- - Imagined what? 573 00:37:06,651 --> 00:37:08,429 How stupid jealousy is! 574 00:37:11,493 --> 00:37:13,885 - So, will you call Jacques? - No! 575 00:37:16,591 --> 00:37:18,487 How stubborn you can be! 576 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,686 Hello? Yes? 577 00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:29,581 Oh yes ... She's fine ... 578 00:37:32,163 --> 00:37:34,568 Dinner? Dinner with her? 579 00:37:34,908 --> 00:37:38,294 My poor old chap, we've broken up ... 580 00:37:38,699 --> 00:37:40,425 Yes, it's final. 581 00:37:41,173 --> 00:37:44,595 - Suppose I sent her flowers? - Flowers? 582 00:37:44,924 --> 00:37:49,202 - No, no flowers -- she has hay fever. - Scentless flowers? 583 00:37:49,631 --> 00:37:53,893 Scentless flowers? Scentless flowers? Err ... 584 00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:57,331 - Give me her address, for God's sake! - Your tone ... 585 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:03,596 Roussel ... yes, like the song ... 586 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:07,296 50 rue de l'Abbaye. 587 00:38:10,251 --> 00:38:12,950 And I tell you I will never see her again! 588 00:38:14,913 --> 00:38:18,743 Pierre Morland invites Catherine Roussel to dine with him at the Pavillon Rose. 589 00:38:20,063 --> 00:38:21,920 Get me dossier 412. 590 00:38:23,296 --> 00:38:26,133 - The Tavère-Morland case? - Yes. 591 00:38:28,342 --> 00:38:31,728 Case report -- take this down -- 592 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:34,826 Outcome excellent -- 593 00:38:35,685 --> 00:38:37,162 two clocks. 594 00:38:38,939 --> 00:38:40,456 And complete the forms. 595 00:38:42,992 --> 00:38:44,404 Jacques Tavère -- 596 00:38:44,817 --> 00:38:46,582 Standard lover. 597 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,660 100% oaf. 598 00:38:50,268 --> 00:38:52,412 Distinguishing features: has no taste. 599 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,720 Pierre Morland. 600 00:38:56,890 --> 00:39:00,943 Jealous husband. Conformist. 601 00:39:01,243 --> 00:39:05,361 Tailor-made clothes. Ready-made opinions. 602 00:39:08,392 --> 00:39:09,738 Gisèle Morland. 603 00:39:10,143 --> 00:39:12,679 Pretty. Flirtatious. Unsettled. 604 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:16,162 Fidelity: short-term, but could be consolidated. 605 00:39:16,332 --> 00:39:18,240 Conclusion: to be followed up. 606 00:39:18,384 --> 00:39:21,351 No, case closed! I hope never to see them again. 607 00:39:23,757 --> 00:39:26,737 I have an excellent lead for Mademoiselle -- 608 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,247 Baron Verdier and Madame -- 609 00:39:29,391 --> 00:39:31,744 - No, no, drop it. - Why? 610 00:39:32,044 --> 00:39:34,763 - That liaison has lasted 10 years. - So? 611 00:39:35,129 --> 00:39:36,810 It's too late to intervene. 612 00:39:36,954 --> 00:39:38,837 - I thought tonight -- - No! 613 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:41,216 You don't understand how I work. 614 00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:44,444 Do you think I sell my clocks at gunpoint? 615 00:39:44,627 --> 00:39:47,866 - I never said that! - But you thought it! Jérôme? 616 00:39:48,638 --> 00:39:51,304 - Mademoiselle? - How long have you known me? 617 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,187 I've known Mademoiselle since the day she was born. 618 00:39:55,383 --> 00:39:56,925 Am I a gentleman? 619 00:39:57,085 --> 00:39:59,438 - A perfect gentleman. - But I never -- 620 00:39:59,595 --> 00:40:02,301 When I sold my clocks normally, what happened? 621 00:40:02,473 --> 00:40:06,760 Mademoiselle was shown out, sometimes rudely, by normal customers. 622 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:11,218 - And since I sell to selected couples? - Mademoiselle is no longer shown out. 623 00:40:11,507 --> 00:40:13,939 - How many clocks have I sold? - 404. 624 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:18,331 How many straying wives have I brought back to the fold? 625 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:20,985 More than 200 -- 10 of them dubious. 626 00:40:21,131 --> 00:40:23,153 Thank you, Jérôme. Is that clear? 627 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,374 - Yes, Mademoiselle. - You may go. 628 00:40:25,555 --> 00:40:28,052 Yes, Mademoiselle. Excuse me. 629 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:34,562 Bravo! You were magnificent, as always -- dignity, style ... 630 00:40:34,704 --> 00:40:37,115 - Anything new? - Not much -- oh, yes! 631 00:40:37,256 --> 00:40:40,798 Last night, at Mme d'Ambroisie's, I was on the trail -- false -- 632 00:40:40,942 --> 00:40:43,230 of the thieves they arrested in the salon. 633 00:40:43,368 --> 00:40:44,780 Not for us. 634 00:40:44,963 --> 00:40:48,126 Now, the girl with the emeralds and the tall blond man -- 635 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,180 Quite far along. But nothing decisive. 636 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:54,715 - What are they waiting for? - To be free. 637 00:40:54,872 --> 00:40:57,395 His wife leaves tomorrow. He'll dine with the girl. 638 00:40:57,539 --> 00:40:59,225 - Where? - The Pavillon Rose. 639 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,850 The Pavillon Rose? Tomorrow? 640 00:41:26,855 --> 00:41:29,939 - My guests aren't here yet? - Not yet, M. Morland. 641 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,332 All alone? Where's Gisèle? 642 00:41:43,803 --> 00:41:45,385 Oh ... migraine. 643 00:41:46,407 --> 00:41:48,616 So it'll just be us boys tonight? 644 00:41:48,826 --> 00:41:50,643 The table's set for three. 645 00:41:50,786 --> 00:41:52,708 And the third place setting? 646 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,492 - Sterling! - Man? Woman? 647 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,719 Woman. 648 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,279 - Do I know her? - By heart. 649 00:42:00,449 --> 00:42:01,704 No! Who is it? 650 00:42:03,089 --> 00:42:04,030 Guess. 651 00:42:04,436 --> 00:42:06,799 I'm no good at riddles. Who is it? 652 00:42:07,446 --> 00:42:09,093 - Catherine. - Catherine? 653 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:10,572 Yes, Catherine! 654 00:42:10,742 --> 00:42:13,160 - I don't know her. - Come, come, old boy! 655 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,587 - What do you mean? - Don't be a sorehead! 656 00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:19,639 I'm not, I just don't know her. 657 00:42:20,018 --> 00:42:22,267 "I don't know her!" "I won't know her!" 658 00:42:22,412 --> 00:42:25,249 I've been through the same thing with Gisèle. 659 00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:29,914 There she is! 660 00:42:33,601 --> 00:42:36,829 No scenes, now! Sweetness and light ... 661 00:42:37,393 --> 00:42:38,386 Charm! 662 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,917 You invited that ... person? 663 00:42:47,923 --> 00:42:49,439 I invited Catherine! 664 00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:51,439 You must be mad! 665 00:42:51,766 --> 00:42:54,577 Your relationship short-circuited because of me -- 666 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:56,302 I'm just resetting it! 667 00:42:56,453 --> 00:42:58,767 - Good evening, Pierre! - Dear lady ... 668 00:42:58,937 --> 00:43:00,231 Good evening, you! 669 00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:03,786 Oh, you look dreadful. 670 00:43:03,986 --> 00:43:06,444 Why so cold and formal! 671 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:08,444 - What? - Kiss each other! 672 00:43:08,588 --> 00:43:10,810 I have no desire to kiss him. 673 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,557 Unbelievable. So my kiss would be extremely disagreeable to you? 674 00:43:14,714 --> 00:43:16,688 - Extremely. - In that case -- 675 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,257 Good evening, doll! 676 00:43:18,801 --> 00:43:20,840 Good evening, ignoble individual! 677 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:23,807 - I hated that. - So did I. 678 00:43:23,964 --> 00:43:27,696 Do sit down. You're sulking at your own hearts. 679 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:31,344 I chose the menu -- I'm sure you'll like it. 680 00:43:33,835 --> 00:43:36,398 - Let the festivities begin! - Very well, sir. 681 00:43:36,541 --> 00:43:38,254 Don't brood, old boy! 682 00:43:44,517 --> 00:43:47,418 He may seem callous, but he has a tender heart! 683 00:43:47,562 --> 00:43:50,085 Jacques may be charming to his friends ... 684 00:43:50,843 --> 00:43:53,262 but to a woman -- that's a different story! 685 00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:56,991 Be indulgent -- he loves you! 686 00:43:57,174 --> 00:44:00,128 He can be unbearable -- you've no idea! 687 00:44:00,311 --> 00:44:02,938 - I have my ways. - Complexes! 688 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:04,440 Complexes? 689 00:44:04,597 --> 00:44:08,582 He goes to bed with his shoes on in case there's a fire! 690 00:44:08,968 --> 00:44:11,347 - No! - Rubbish! 691 00:44:11,517 --> 00:44:14,001 - Do you dare say I'm lying? - Yes! 692 00:44:14,498 --> 00:44:16,903 - You don't sleep in your shoes? - No! 693 00:44:17,044 --> 00:44:20,279 I had to put a doormat beside the bed! 694 00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:22,074 Revolting. 695 00:44:22,606 --> 00:44:24,191 Delightful! 696 00:44:24,348 --> 00:44:26,165 And then the clocks! 697 00:44:26,534 --> 00:44:28,060 What about clocks? 698 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:29,998 He collects clocks! 699 00:44:31,566 --> 00:44:34,311 Not just any clocks -- savings bank clocks! 700 00:44:37,254 --> 00:44:39,280 I've seen them, they're dreadful! 701 00:44:40,653 --> 00:44:42,666 Didn't I see them at your place? 702 00:44:43,190 --> 00:44:45,569 He forces them on me! 703 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:50,507 He refuses to come over unless I have them! 704 00:44:50,663 --> 00:44:52,545 I'm a martyr to his whims! 705 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:56,480 False from beginning to end! She's completely ... 706 00:44:56,728 --> 00:45:00,219 Now that's ... that's ... unchivalrous. 707 00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:03,292 I hate clocks! 708 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,468 You hate them, do you? 709 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,076 He bought two, just the day before yesterday! 710 00:45:12,553 --> 00:45:16,362 Two clocks I'll throw out the window this very night! 711 00:45:16,518 --> 00:45:18,609 You say that because Pierre is here! 712 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:22,434 But you know you'll relapse! You'll buy others -- 713 00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,787 you know you can't resist temptation! 714 00:45:25,044 --> 00:45:29,292 You'll fall in love with another -- but they're all the same! 715 00:45:29,475 --> 00:45:31,253 - Not pretty? - No! 716 00:45:31,589 --> 00:45:33,589 Very pretty, in my opinion. 717 00:45:33,746 --> 00:45:36,595 - Especially the last one! - From two days ago? Yes. 718 00:45:36,752 --> 00:45:39,314 That one you won't have! No, you won't! 719 00:45:39,484 --> 00:45:42,530 I'll see to that -- or it'll cost you! 720 00:45:42,674 --> 00:45:45,341 - If I want it, I'll have it! - Oh no you won't! 721 00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:50,743 He's obsessed! I have to keep an eye on him. 722 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:51,915 On yourself! 723 00:45:52,136 --> 00:45:54,162 Do you know the game Madame plays? 724 00:45:54,305 --> 00:45:55,933 Cheque-hunting, old boy! 725 00:45:57,547 --> 00:46:00,005 She comes home at night loaded with cheques! 726 00:46:00,962 --> 00:46:02,661 Cheques all over the floor! 727 00:46:04,922 --> 00:46:06,452 Watch yourself! 728 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,461 We're here tonight to toast your reconciliation! 729 00:46:22,555 --> 00:46:23,784 Oh, headwaiter! 730 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:56,954 Wine list, please. 731 00:46:57,507 --> 00:47:00,645 - Let's have another bottle. - That doesn't seem wise. 732 00:47:00,829 --> 00:47:01,901 Good idea. 733 00:47:03,038 --> 00:47:04,999 I'm devilish thirsty. 734 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,514 What's up? 735 00:47:07,169 --> 00:47:09,064 - All set. - What? 736 00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:11,058 The couple with the emeralds. 737 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:13,032 Another bottle of the same. 738 00:47:15,341 --> 00:47:17,407 - It's tonight. - Where? 739 00:47:17,551 --> 00:47:19,825 Her place. 17 rue Tristan. 740 00:47:21,733 --> 00:47:23,576 So I've brought the necessary. 741 00:47:23,922 --> 00:47:26,014 - It's in the cloakroom. - Thanks. 742 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,326 - Aren't these peaches delicious? - Yes. 743 00:48:01,784 --> 00:48:04,255 Did you see? He was scared! 744 00:48:04,477 --> 00:48:07,549 - I scared him! - You scare everyone. 745 00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:09,082 Jacques ... 746 00:48:10,219 --> 00:48:11,565 Jacques Tavère ... 747 00:48:14,304 --> 00:48:18,173 - C'est moi. - Get up for me and go over there. 748 00:48:18,358 --> 00:48:19,975 - For you? - Yes. 749 00:48:20,136 --> 00:48:23,822 Go soak your head in cold water, it'll do me good. 750 00:48:40,974 --> 00:48:42,543 Catherine ... 751 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:44,399 Jacques ... 752 00:48:46,181 --> 00:48:48,155 No! Pierre ... 753 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:50,782 That's right! 754 00:49:05,722 --> 00:49:07,095 Catherine ... 755 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:11,010 You appeal to me so ... 756 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:16,013 But I won't speak of it to you, because Jacques is my best friend. 757 00:49:17,378 --> 00:49:21,051 As he is my best friend, I will respect you, Catherine. 758 00:49:21,678 --> 00:49:23,992 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 759 00:49:26,281 --> 00:49:30,725 But when he comes back, I'm going to slap him. 760 00:49:32,461 --> 00:49:36,435 Then he won't be my best friend and I can tell you ... 761 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,844 "Catherine, you're beautiful." 762 00:49:57,770 --> 00:49:59,208 All gone! 763 00:49:59,377 --> 00:50:02,031 It's infallible. 764 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,060 - I'll bring your change, Madame. - Keep it. 765 00:50:49,484 --> 00:50:50,530 There he is! 766 00:50:52,798 --> 00:50:55,217 - I'm going to do it! - Hard! 767 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,728 Listen, Jacques ... and don't move ... 768 00:51:19,591 --> 00:51:21,578 - Again! - Oh, no ... 769 00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:25,226 Oh, how can I slap my best friend? 770 00:51:25,487 --> 00:51:29,095 - But he likes it! - Don't ask the impossible! 771 00:51:29,331 --> 00:51:31,409 - You refuse? - I refuse. 772 00:51:32,266 --> 00:51:34,841 - I scorn you. - I don't care. 773 00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:38,885 None for me? 774 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,573 I give you 30 seconds to finish this glass. 775 00:51:58,061 --> 00:51:59,486 Dear old Pierre ... 776 00:52:13,553 --> 00:52:14,717 Off she goes! 777 00:52:15,377 --> 00:52:18,200 - Well, she's cross! - Why? 778 00:52:18,376 --> 00:52:20,096 She didn't get her slap! 779 00:52:28,805 --> 00:52:31,027 That's right, I owe her a slap ... 780 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:34,583 - But gently ... - Gently or not! 781 00:52:36,844 --> 00:52:38,269 What address, Madame? 782 00:52:40,586 --> 00:52:42,436 17 rue Tristan. 783 00:52:48,762 --> 00:52:51,730 My cloakroom check! Quick, I'm in a hurry! 784 00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:12,416 - Where is the lady going? - 17 rue Tristan. 785 00:53:12,612 --> 00:53:15,200 - My car! - This way, Monsieur. 786 00:53:15,598 --> 00:53:18,228 Did you see this one? Worth a fortune! 787 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,493 - And how it gleams! - I saw. 788 00:53:20,650 --> 00:53:22,728 Together with what I picked up ... 789 00:53:23,277 --> 00:53:25,912 Look -- all we need. 790 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:28,644 And now let's beat it. 791 00:53:30,142 --> 00:53:32,378 I'll be glad when we're 24 hours older. 792 00:53:32,535 --> 00:53:35,084 - So you noticed too? - No, what? 793 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,606 - The woman watching us. - What woman? 794 00:53:39,676 --> 00:53:42,905 - She watched us constantly. - Maybe she liked your looks. 795 00:53:43,075 --> 00:53:47,114 I don't think so. Something else was on her mind. 796 00:53:47,318 --> 00:53:49,409 We've run into her before. 797 00:53:49,984 --> 00:53:52,220 - We have? - Think back. 798 00:53:52,677 --> 00:53:54,899 - Well? - Mme d'Ambroisie's. 799 00:53:55,213 --> 00:53:57,953 Where Sambo kissed his way to a big haul. 800 00:53:58,737 --> 00:54:02,659 - You're right! - You never notice anything. 801 00:54:03,831 --> 00:54:08,139 - Think she's police? - Or in the same game as us. 802 00:54:26,884 --> 00:54:31,943 Oh, my fur! I forgot it and he brought it back. 803 00:54:32,761 --> 00:54:36,996 Thank you! You're a good, honest fellow. 804 00:54:37,323 --> 00:54:40,944 I'll give you a discount on the next clock I sell you! 805 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:45,061 - Goodbye! - Not goodbye, I'm coming with you! 806 00:54:45,322 --> 00:54:47,806 - Where? - There, where you're going! 807 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:51,009 Can't you see I'm going to work? 808 00:54:51,275 --> 00:54:53,131 I hate women who work. 809 00:54:57,258 --> 00:54:59,284 - What's that? - I'll see. 810 00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:13,406 Good evening! 811 00:55:14,397 --> 00:55:16,659 Madame! Madame! What do you want? 812 00:55:17,146 --> 00:55:19,616 - You weren't expecting me, were you? - No! 813 00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:24,100 Oh, what a lovely, lovely place you have! 814 00:55:24,644 --> 00:55:26,749 Family portraits, too! 815 00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:30,265 I ask you, what are you doing here? 816 00:55:31,010 --> 00:55:32,814 Offering you a bargain! 817 00:55:33,110 --> 00:55:34,312 What bargain? 818 00:55:34,587 --> 00:55:39,567 I am Providence -- I offer you a peaceful future! 819 00:55:41,113 --> 00:55:44,378 Monsieur, you lead a dreadful life! 820 00:55:44,656 --> 00:55:48,010 Full of dissipation, debauchery, and lies! 821 00:55:48,206 --> 00:55:50,285 And where is it leading you? 822 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,825 That is why Providence brings you this ... 823 00:55:54,544 --> 00:55:57,982 this exquisite little clock! 824 00:55:58,441 --> 00:56:01,617 And thanks to this exquisite little clock 825 00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:05,727 You can advance with confidence 826 00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:08,393 towards your declining years. All you need -- 827 00:56:23,689 --> 00:56:25,638 Pay no attention to that lady! 828 00:56:25,811 --> 00:56:27,170 Come in, Monsieur. 829 00:56:27,419 --> 00:56:29,903 Providence ... c'est moi! 830 00:56:30,204 --> 00:56:32,485 Why didn't you stay where I left you? 831 00:56:32,662 --> 00:56:36,374 It takes a better woman than you to shake me off! 832 00:56:37,350 --> 00:56:40,305 I have something to say too! 833 00:56:40,462 --> 00:56:42,527 No, not you! 834 00:56:42,788 --> 00:56:45,939 Not me? We'll see about that! 835 00:56:46,242 --> 00:56:51,968 Live! Live in dissipation and debauchery! 836 00:56:52,151 --> 00:56:55,994 Life is short! Never mind the clock! 837 00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:08,125 Let go! 838 00:57:25,114 --> 00:57:26,264 Gisèle ... 839 00:57:26,958 --> 00:57:28,343 Ouch. Catherine ... 840 00:57:29,311 --> 00:57:31,115 - Where am I? - On the road. 841 00:57:31,253 --> 00:57:33,109 The road to where? 842 00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:36,128 The land of heart's desire. 843 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:39,182 Hey, hey, hey ... 844 00:57:40,709 --> 00:57:42,265 Who are you, Monsieur? 845 00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:44,200 This is my car, Monsieur! 846 00:57:44,342 --> 00:57:46,577 Give me back my car at once, Monsieur! 847 00:57:48,316 --> 00:57:50,787 Easy on the accelerator! 848 00:57:51,057 --> 00:57:52,979 - He'll wreck it! - Be quiet! 849 00:57:53,122 --> 00:57:55,096 This is my car. Get out! 850 00:57:55,266 --> 00:57:57,593 - Shut it, would you? - Shut what? 851 00:57:57,776 --> 00:57:58,939 Your traps! 852 00:57:59,114 --> 00:58:02,645 Well, I'm going to sleep. Wake me at the end of the line. 853 00:58:33,995 --> 00:58:36,295 - Where's the bag? - I don't know! 854 00:58:36,949 --> 00:58:39,145 - Fine mess we're in. - And those two? 855 00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:44,566 They're out cold. 856 00:58:45,141 --> 00:58:47,716 - Open the door. - It's stuck! 857 00:58:47,978 --> 00:58:49,782 - Push. - I'm pushing! 858 00:59:04,486 --> 00:59:07,767 - My necklace! - Why didn't you guard those two? 859 00:59:07,926 --> 00:59:09,934 If you hadn't jerked the wheell! 860 00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:12,685 Only because that broad threw her bag! 861 00:59:13,025 --> 00:59:15,757 - There's the bag! - Come on! 862 00:59:18,849 --> 00:59:21,398 Where's the diamond? ... There it is! 863 00:59:23,929 --> 00:59:25,550 Let's beat it! 864 00:59:38,234 --> 00:59:40,496 What are you doing in my shop? 865 00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:43,901 What? No one there? 866 00:59:50,983 --> 00:59:52,224 What time is it? 867 00:59:52,408 --> 00:59:55,285 - Hey, where are you going? - I was looking for you! 868 00:59:55,428 --> 00:59:58,200 - We heard a crash. - You'll see -- it's a disaster! 869 00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:01,360 You were going too fast! Don't you know the rule? 870 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:05,883 - 30 km/hour in town! - I'm not the driver, I own the shop! 871 01:00:06,184 --> 01:00:08,171 How was I supposed to know? 872 01:00:09,387 --> 01:00:11,360 - No driver? - He took off! 873 01:00:11,605 --> 01:00:14,284 - Who'll pay my damages? - I'll investigate. 874 01:00:15,239 --> 01:00:16,311 A revolver. 875 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,690 Loaded? 876 01:00:22,397 --> 01:00:24,502 Catherine? Catherine! 877 01:00:29,609 --> 01:00:33,191 - Are you hurt? - Something's pressing on me ... 878 01:00:33,361 --> 01:00:34,576 Anything broken? 879 01:00:35,818 --> 01:00:37,400 Why is he asking? 880 01:00:40,251 --> 01:00:42,055 If nothing's broken, get out! 881 01:00:44,329 --> 01:00:47,231 He could address me in another tone, don't you think? 882 01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:51,693 These must be the jewel thieves we're looking out for. 883 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:55,748 Come to the station and explain why you have a loaded gun 884 01:00:55,931 --> 01:00:59,996 and all these jewels in your car. Hurry up! 885 01:01:02,029 --> 01:01:04,264 Come here. 886 01:01:07,912 --> 01:01:09,442 Whose car is it? 887 01:01:10,984 --> 01:01:12,292 - Yours? - His. 888 01:01:12,719 --> 01:01:16,510 I didn't ask you. ... Speak only when questioned. 889 01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:20,353 I said it was his car, because two witnesses are better -- 890 01:01:20,497 --> 01:01:23,074 You're not a witness, you're the accused! 891 01:01:23,218 --> 01:01:24,486 Accused? Of what? 892 01:01:24,630 --> 01:01:26,904 - You'll know later. - At what o'clock? 893 01:01:28,238 --> 01:01:31,453 - Are you through interrogating me? - Is that a question? 894 01:01:31,717 --> 01:01:35,050 - Why? - You said "Speak only when questioned." 895 01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:37,839 So I wanted to know if you were questioning me 896 01:01:37,982 --> 01:01:41,054 so as not to irritate you, because you seem dreadfully -- 897 01:01:41,316 --> 01:01:43,133 - irritable. - Silence! 898 01:01:47,724 --> 01:01:48,901 I'll continue. 899 01:01:49,999 --> 01:01:51,920 Whose car is it? 900 01:01:52,927 --> 01:01:54,914 - Mine. - His. 901 01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:57,606 And who was driving it? 902 01:01:58,638 --> 01:02:00,246 A man and a woman. 903 01:02:01,052 --> 01:02:04,612 - They were both driving? - No, they were in the front seat. 904 01:02:04,751 --> 01:02:06,294 But who was driving? 905 01:02:06,555 --> 01:02:08,097 - The man. - What man? 906 01:02:08,581 --> 01:02:10,672 - I don't know. - You don't know? 907 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,002 - No. - What? 908 01:02:12,155 --> 01:02:16,325 You were in your own car and you didn't know the man at the wheel? 909 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:17,749 I didn't. 910 01:02:18,546 --> 01:02:20,415 Then why was he in your car? 911 01:02:20,671 --> 01:02:24,972 I don't know. I found myself in my car and he was already in it. 912 01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,730 - That's very strange. - It is. 913 01:02:28,149 --> 01:02:29,848 Where had you met him? 914 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,613 At their place. 915 01:02:33,799 --> 01:02:37,019 - At what time? - Midnight, one in the morning ... 916 01:02:37,203 --> 01:02:38,620 They'd invited you? 917 01:02:38,764 --> 01:02:42,215 No, they weren't expecting me. I was there to sell them a clock. 918 01:02:42,372 --> 01:02:45,810 - What? - Clocks are my business. 919 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:48,323 You sell clocks at 1:00 a.m.? 920 01:02:48,493 --> 01:02:52,401 - But they aren't ordinary clocks! - I should say not! 921 01:02:52,555 --> 01:02:54,412 This gentleman accompanied you? 922 01:02:54,595 --> 01:02:57,706 No, he followed me against my will -- right, Jacques? 923 01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:03,034 - Do you two know each other, at least? - I know him very well. 924 01:03:03,622 --> 01:03:07,805 Yes, she knows me very well. I hardly know her at all. 925 01:03:08,071 --> 01:03:09,796 Don't get subtle with me. 926 01:03:11,404 --> 01:03:14,267 If you're going to be wiseacres, I'll lock you up. 927 01:03:14,466 --> 01:03:16,780 - Good idea! - No it's not! 928 01:04:28,148 --> 01:04:29,390 Send them in. 929 01:04:30,357 --> 01:04:31,638 Send them in. 930 01:04:34,814 --> 01:04:36,474 Come on! Hurry up! 931 01:04:42,735 --> 01:04:46,516 It's Monsieur Tavère! What are you doing here? 932 01:04:46,678 --> 01:04:48,510 That's what I'd like to know! 933 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,442 You must be mad -- don't you know Monsieur Tavère? 934 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:52,474 Tavère? No. 935 01:04:52,644 --> 01:04:55,062 - You don't know our châtelain? - No, sir. 936 01:04:55,219 --> 01:04:58,046 I don't know the area. I've just been assigned here. 937 01:04:58,255 --> 01:05:01,405 If I'd known, I would have treated him differently. 938 01:05:01,614 --> 01:05:04,137 That reminds me of a song ... 939 01:05:04,324 --> 01:05:08,598 - I am overwhelmed with confusion -- - Now, now ... 940 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:12,317 - A night in lockup! - An interesting experience. 941 01:05:12,477 --> 01:05:15,013 And we slept very well. Didn't we, dear lady? 942 01:05:15,183 --> 01:05:17,321 Indeed. You snored wonderfully. 943 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:18,824 I snored? 944 01:05:19,007 --> 01:05:20,942 It was like being in an airplane. 945 01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:24,916 Then I didn't snore. At most, I ... vroomed. 946 01:05:25,072 --> 01:05:28,301 - Much more romantic. - You must be exhausted, dear lady. 947 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:32,471 What does that matter, if Monsieur slept well? 948 01:05:33,355 --> 01:05:36,575 - Monsieur, could you release us? - With pleasure! 949 01:05:36,784 --> 01:05:38,758 - Then I'll go. - My apologies! 950 01:05:38,980 --> 01:05:40,622 You're too kind. 951 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:43,328 My thanks for your gracious hospitality. 952 01:05:44,034 --> 01:05:45,943 Catherine! Catherine! 953 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:48,527 Goodbye! Vroom without me! 954 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:53,523 - Goodbye, then. - M. Tavère, I can't apologize enough. 955 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:58,186 - I hope you won't hold this against me. - Not at all! Goodbye. 956 01:05:58,425 --> 01:06:02,530 But I should have been there! But one can't be everywhere. 957 01:06:02,681 --> 01:06:06,209 - Especially at night! - How right you are. Goodbye now! 958 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:15,584 Mademoiselle! 959 01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:17,597 Mademoiselle! 960 01:06:17,853 --> 01:06:20,833 Allow me to introduce myself -- Jacques Tavère. 961 01:06:20,990 --> 01:06:23,415 Tavère, Jacques -- mean anything to you? 962 01:06:23,595 --> 01:06:25,857 - Go to the devil! - I'm there already. 963 01:06:26,027 --> 01:06:28,608 - Nice weather we're having. - Leave me alone! 964 01:06:28,658 --> 01:06:31,438 Our little misadventure hasn't cooled your temper. 965 01:06:31,590 --> 01:06:34,207 - It was all your fault. - Yours too, a little. 966 01:06:34,364 --> 01:06:39,218 - You tried to stop my clocks. - Keep out of other people's business! 967 01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:41,440 Just what I was about to tell you. 968 01:06:41,610 --> 01:06:44,169 What a pity you didn't end up under the car. 969 01:06:44,317 --> 01:06:46,731 - Thank you -- oaf. - Not at all -- wench. 970 01:06:46,888 --> 01:06:47,699 Cretin. 971 01:06:47,842 --> 01:06:52,705 - Vermin. - Boor. - Shrew. - Buffoon. ... 972 01:06:53,327 --> 01:06:56,179 To think you took thieves for for lovers! 973 01:06:56,334 --> 01:06:58,582 I suppose you never make mistakes! 974 01:06:58,752 --> 01:07:00,948 Yes -- I thought you were clever. 975 01:07:02,332 --> 01:07:04,267 If only you hadn't made me drink. 976 01:07:09,146 --> 01:07:12,427 I usually drink water, Monsieur. And I'm a vegetarian. 977 01:07:12,688 --> 01:07:15,054 That's why you have such a vile temper. 978 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:20,522 - Watch yourself! - You jostled me! 979 01:07:20,731 --> 01:07:21,659 Charming! 980 01:07:24,678 --> 01:07:26,535 I wish you could see yourself! 981 01:07:26,671 --> 01:07:28,880 - It would put a smile on your face. - No! 982 01:07:29,285 --> 01:07:31,289 It would! The way you look ... 983 01:07:36,112 --> 01:07:37,772 Oh, I can't go on! 984 01:07:38,935 --> 01:07:39,942 I'm tired! 985 01:07:43,619 --> 01:07:46,835 I need sleep. I'm thirsty. I'm hungry. 986 01:07:48,991 --> 01:07:50,220 Hot coffee. 987 01:07:50,547 --> 01:07:52,303 Milk. Cream. 988 01:07:52,539 --> 01:07:56,093 Butter, honey, jam. And lovely crusty toast. 989 01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:58,525 All for you at my place if you behave. 990 01:07:58,669 --> 01:08:00,969 - Is your place far? - Seven kilometers. 991 01:08:01,178 --> 01:08:03,950 - Seven ... I can't! - Come on! 992 01:08:07,105 --> 01:08:09,994 - I'll carry you! - No, don't! 993 01:08:10,329 --> 01:08:14,329 It's incompatible with my dignity. Think of something else. 994 01:08:14,628 --> 01:08:15,635 But what? 995 01:08:48,243 --> 01:08:50,335 - Where are we? - To the devil! 996 01:08:50,936 --> 01:08:53,132 You said to go to the devil -- here we are! 997 01:08:54,139 --> 01:08:55,145 Driver! 998 01:08:55,377 --> 01:08:57,638 Driver, to Paris, please! 999 01:08:57,808 --> 01:09:00,200 - An idée fixe, clearly. - I must go home! 1000 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,533 How about a nice hot bath first? 1001 01:09:04,089 --> 01:09:06,704 - Boiling hot? - Xavier, boiling hot for Madame! 1002 01:09:08,848 --> 01:09:10,455 Boiling hot for Madame. 1003 01:09:10,652 --> 01:09:13,008 Then you'll drive me to the station? 1004 01:09:13,165 --> 01:09:16,138 Then you'll have that breakfast we were talking about. 1005 01:09:17,766 --> 01:09:21,740 - No, I'm not hungry any more. - Driver, you're dismissed. 1006 01:09:22,445 --> 01:09:23,982 Your place is charming. 1007 01:09:24,511 --> 01:09:26,380 Oh, it's lovely. 1008 01:09:26,951 --> 01:09:28,951 Much nicer than being in prison! 1009 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:34,836 I can just see you vrooming beneath the trees. 1010 01:10:30,358 --> 01:10:33,351 Xavier, Mlle Catherine is sleeping. 1011 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,638 - You'll be sure not to wake her. - Of course, Monsieur. 1012 01:10:36,805 --> 01:10:41,275 She needs rest. Complete rest. 1013 01:10:42,635 --> 01:10:46,582 - Certainly, Monsieur. - So keep things quiet. 1014 01:10:47,141 --> 01:10:49,625 If she should wake and ask for anything, 1015 01:10:49,829 --> 01:10:52,208 give her whatever she wants, immediately. 1016 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,372 - Behave exactly as though ... - Indeed. 1017 01:10:55,510 --> 01:10:58,793 - Monsieur can count on me. - Thank you. To business! 1018 01:10:59,837 --> 01:11:03,367 If she should wake while I'm out, don't let her leave, of course. 1019 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,818 Of course. 1020 01:11:07,890 --> 01:11:09,144 Poor young lady. 1021 01:11:09,301 --> 01:11:12,007 She hasn't had a bad time of it, but ... 1022 01:11:12,829 --> 01:11:16,058 She mustn't be crossed. She's ... 1023 01:11:17,008 --> 01:11:18,341 Is it that serious? 1024 01:12:16,127 --> 01:12:17,042 Jacques? 1025 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,376 Jacques? 1026 01:12:22,336 --> 01:12:23,225 Jacques? 1027 01:12:28,734 --> 01:12:31,853 Jacques-Jacques-Jacques- Jacques-Jacques ... 1028 01:12:33,177 --> 01:12:34,157 Jacques ... 1029 01:12:49,007 --> 01:12:50,000 Jacques ... 1030 01:12:56,657 --> 01:12:58,004 Oh, are you there? 1031 01:12:58,657 --> 01:13:00,540 - Is the car ready? - The car? 1032 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,434 To take me to the station. 1033 01:13:02,761 --> 01:13:04,669 There is no car, Mademoiselle. 1034 01:13:05,049 --> 01:13:07,558 - What time is the train? - There is no train. 1035 01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:11,566 - Where is the station? - There is no station. 1036 01:13:12,311 --> 01:13:14,298 - What is there, then? - Nothing. 1037 01:13:14,842 --> 01:13:17,684 How does one get back to Paris? Does one telephone? 1038 01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:20,947 That's it. ... One goes ... by telephone. 1039 01:13:22,084 --> 01:13:24,699 By telephone? What are you talking about? 1040 01:13:24,856 --> 01:13:27,748 - You. - Me? - Yes. Are you mad? - Mad? - Yes! 1041 01:13:27,918 --> 01:13:29,369 If Mademoiselle says so. 1042 01:13:29,552 --> 01:13:31,565 If I say so? What is wrong with you? 1043 01:13:31,709 --> 01:13:33,212 - Who? - You. - Me? - Yes. - Nothing. 1044 01:13:33,372 --> 01:13:35,738 Go get Mr Jacques, I need to talk with him. 1045 01:13:35,884 --> 01:13:38,799 - Yes, yes ... - I said go get him! 1046 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,337 If Mademoiselle will wait here ... 1047 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,721 Yes, but what are you waiting for? 1048 01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:45,478 Go get the master of the house, I say! 1049 01:13:45,635 --> 01:13:47,505 Mademoiselle must not get excited. 1050 01:13:47,661 --> 01:13:50,406 You are beginning to get on my nerves! 1051 01:13:50,786 --> 01:13:52,786 And you'll make me miss my train! 1052 01:14:00,021 --> 01:14:01,799 You clumsy, you almost -- 1053 01:14:02,845 --> 01:14:05,773 Oh, the brutes! The brutes! 1054 01:14:06,522 --> 01:14:08,221 They would have sprayed me. 1055 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,025 Certainly, Mademoiselle. 1056 01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:11,385 What? 1057 01:14:14,130 --> 01:14:15,999 Can one go through here? 1058 01:14:17,926 --> 01:14:19,730 Well, don't mind me. 1059 01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:25,879 Excuse me. 1060 01:14:26,259 --> 01:14:28,821 It's all right, Mademoiselle! Don't worry! 1061 01:14:37,711 --> 01:14:40,783 What is all this? 1062 01:14:40,966 --> 01:14:42,417 Is it a joke? 1063 01:14:42,783 --> 01:14:45,789 If that's how Mademoiselle takes it, so much the better. 1064 01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:49,236 I'm going to speak to the master. I'll find him myself. 1065 01:14:49,412 --> 01:14:51,778 Enough of this nonsense, I'm going home. 1066 01:14:51,948 --> 01:14:53,281 - Careful! - What? 1067 01:14:53,451 --> 01:14:56,601 In her state, Mademoiselle should try to keep calm. 1068 01:14:56,812 --> 01:14:58,407 In my state? What state? 1069 01:14:58,570 --> 01:15:01,691 If Mademoiselle would only rest, she'd be better balanced. 1070 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,548 You think I'm crazy! 1071 01:15:07,731 --> 01:15:10,136 He thinks I'm crazy! Jacques! 1072 01:15:12,756 --> 01:15:16,295 Jacques, I command you to tell him I'm not crazy! 1073 01:15:16,529 --> 01:15:19,147 We know. Mademoiselle just needs a little rest. 1074 01:15:19,353 --> 01:15:21,183 Just listen to him! 1075 01:15:21,353 --> 01:15:25,106 - Just stay here, nice and quiet -- - Nice and quiet! 1076 01:15:25,276 --> 01:15:29,040 - I could strangle someone! - The crisis is upon her! 1077 01:15:29,223 --> 01:15:31,315 No, but it will be! 1078 01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:32,635 Jacques -- 1079 01:15:32,794 --> 01:15:34,034 Did you see that? 1080 01:15:34,179 --> 01:15:36,423 Listen to me. I must get back to Paris. 1081 01:15:36,906 --> 01:15:38,645 Aren't you comfortable here? 1082 01:15:38,828 --> 01:15:41,599 You don't mean to keep me here by force? 1083 01:15:41,821 --> 01:15:43,455 Think of it as a holiday. 1084 01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:45,928 - I will go. - Tomorrow. 1085 01:15:46,072 --> 01:15:47,131 Immediately! 1086 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,497 We must call everyone. Monsieur! 1087 01:15:49,654 --> 01:15:51,837 We'll get reinforcements. I am ready -- 1088 01:15:51,977 --> 01:15:52,996 Oh, really? 1089 01:15:53,231 --> 01:15:55,110 You clearly need rest. 1090 01:15:55,271 --> 01:15:58,644 I will go home! That's final! 1091 01:15:58,827 --> 01:16:01,703 Don't shout like that -- I'll think Xavier was right. 1092 01:16:02,098 --> 01:16:04,608 Will you give me a car to go home, yes or no? 1093 01:16:07,370 --> 01:16:10,422 No. You're in such a state that I must order you to rest. 1094 01:16:10,472 --> 01:16:12,580 - You order me! - Careful, Monsieur! 1095 01:16:12,776 --> 01:16:14,397 The mad require caution! 1096 01:16:14,567 --> 01:16:18,071 So I'm mad! I'm mad, am I? 1097 01:16:18,358 --> 01:16:21,853 I'll show you mad! 1098 01:16:38,229 --> 01:16:40,032 I'm mad, mad, mad! 1099 01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,888 I never doubted it. 1100 01:16:42,084 --> 01:16:43,548 Sir, the garden hose! 1101 01:16:43,771 --> 01:16:45,287 I will strangle him! 1102 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:48,425 Help! She's strangling me! Monsieur! 1103 01:16:50,446 --> 01:16:53,727 Now, now! Playtime is over! 1104 01:16:56,158 --> 01:16:58,106 Let me go, you brute! 1105 01:17:00,807 --> 01:17:04,898 Let me go, you oaf! Bumpkin! Clodhopper! 1106 01:17:12,392 --> 01:17:15,568 What's wrong with you? Is this how country air affects you? 1107 01:17:15,751 --> 01:17:16,901 Perhaps! 1108 01:17:17,058 --> 01:17:19,830 I'm not crazy! I must get back to Paris! 1109 01:17:19,999 --> 01:17:21,647 I have clocks to sell! 1110 01:17:21,799 --> 01:17:23,015 How unfortunate. 1111 01:17:23,159 --> 01:17:26,823 I am determined to prevent your exercising that talent. 1112 01:17:27,224 --> 01:17:31,146 - Impossible. - I will not let you cause further harm. 1113 01:17:34,688 --> 01:17:37,224 Lovers will be able to love in peace. 1114 01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:40,133 You're a public danger, Madame. 1115 01:17:40,277 --> 01:17:42,578 You're not going to lock me up in here? 1116 01:17:42,722 --> 01:17:45,428 A few days of reflection will do you good. 1117 01:17:45,702 --> 01:17:47,205 You idiot. 1118 01:17:47,991 --> 01:17:50,226 - You can't be serious. - Back, back! 1119 01:17:50,487 --> 01:17:53,115 You've made my life a misery since I met you. 1120 01:17:53,298 --> 01:17:57,022 How many others did you afflict before me? But that's all over! 1121 01:17:57,165 --> 01:17:58,969 I'll avenge them here and now! 1122 01:18:00,813 --> 01:18:02,721 Go ahead -- I don't care. 1123 01:18:06,058 --> 01:18:08,398 Scream away. This is an upper floor 1124 01:18:08,568 --> 01:18:11,025 and I sleep on the other side of the house. 1125 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:14,384 Goodbye and happy meditation. 1126 01:18:42,114 --> 01:18:45,146 Good afternoon. I'd like to speak to Mr Tavère. 1127 01:18:45,294 --> 01:18:47,225 Mr Tavère is at his stables. 1128 01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:50,684 Hearthside Alarm Clocks, sir -- awake to music! 1129 01:18:51,835 --> 01:18:53,508 Please give him my card. 1130 01:18:59,754 --> 01:19:01,140 I'm a specialist. 1131 01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,172 - And experienced. - Clearly. 1132 01:19:21,369 --> 01:19:22,911 Monsieur! 1133 01:19:23,473 --> 01:19:24,806 Monsieur! 1134 01:19:25,596 --> 01:19:28,527 Come up! Come up! I'm on the upper floor! 1135 01:19:28,707 --> 01:19:31,779 Come to the upper floor, I say! 1136 01:19:31,975 --> 01:19:34,253 The door at the end of the corridor! 1137 01:19:35,808 --> 01:19:39,665 It's locked, but the key is in the lock! 1138 01:19:47,450 --> 01:19:48,901 Poor fellow. 1139 01:19:49,686 --> 01:19:50,993 Not his lucky day. 1140 01:20:01,913 --> 01:20:03,849 - Pardon me, sir. - What is it? 1141 01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:05,455 A person to see Monsieur. 1142 01:20:05,805 --> 01:20:07,295 Hearthside Alarm Clocks 1143 01:20:09,335 --> 01:20:12,067 He's selling ... would you believe it! 1144 01:20:21,713 --> 01:20:22,772 Was that he? 1145 01:20:23,634 --> 01:20:26,432 Pity. I missed the chance to throw him out. 1146 01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,775 Let's see if calm is restored. 1147 01:20:57,258 --> 01:20:59,206 That's the way to tame them! 1148 01:21:05,193 --> 01:21:07,833 No, monsieur, the office is closed at this hour. 1149 01:21:09,272 --> 01:21:10,331 It's you! 1150 01:21:11,416 --> 01:21:12,605 In that outfit! 1151 01:21:13,918 --> 01:21:17,866 It is I, in this outfit. If you only knew how I got it! 1152 01:21:18,203 --> 01:21:21,197 I was going mad with anxiety! I thought you were dead! 1153 01:21:21,353 --> 01:21:23,942 I was looking everywhere! I called Pierre Morland -- 1154 01:21:24,098 --> 01:21:26,870 if not for him, I'd have called the police and told all! 1155 01:21:27,009 --> 01:21:28,956 - Why not the dog pound? - Very funny. 1156 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:31,858 Morland reassured me. We'd have talked longer, 1157 01:21:32,068 --> 01:21:34,588 but he was meeting that miserable Tavère. 1158 01:21:34,782 --> 01:21:35,580 Why? 1159 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,299 He's having a dinner party at his country place. 1160 01:21:38,443 --> 01:21:40,861 - He thought he'd see you there. - Never! 1161 01:21:45,766 --> 01:21:48,040 A dinner party, you say ... 1162 01:21:48,629 --> 01:21:51,361 - at the home of Jacques. - of Mr Tavère. 1163 01:21:54,074 --> 01:21:56,205 From now on, I won't leave your side! 1164 01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:05,779 Good evening, Xavier. 1165 01:22:05,962 --> 01:22:08,184 Are we dining outside? 1166 01:22:08,341 --> 01:22:10,694 What an extraordinary idea! 1167 01:22:10,874 --> 01:22:13,136 - I hope you won't catch cold. - What? 1168 01:22:13,332 --> 01:22:15,096 I hope you won't catch cold! 1169 01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:25,650 - Mr Tavère seems very nervous. - Doesn't he, Doctor? 1170 01:22:25,859 --> 01:22:28,241 He received us in the strangest manner. 1171 01:22:28,555 --> 01:22:32,411 - Usually so cool and calm, he bolted! - He seems worn out. 1172 01:22:32,594 --> 01:22:34,398 - Overwork. - Women. 1173 01:22:35,195 --> 01:22:37,673 - Monsieur is bleeding! - I forgot to shave! 1174 01:22:37,843 --> 01:22:39,660 You might have reminded me. 1175 01:22:39,834 --> 01:22:42,536 - Such an eventful day ... - What are we eating? 1176 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:45,987 - The menu! - It will be simple, naturally. 1177 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:48,467 Go on, then, serve! 1178 01:22:51,339 --> 01:22:53,208 - Upstairs? - Not a peep. 1179 01:22:53,352 --> 01:22:55,274 - She's sleeping? - Apparently. 1180 01:22:55,431 --> 01:22:58,163 Absolute silence in that part of the house! 1181 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,506 - You're back! - Indeed. 1182 01:23:02,675 --> 01:23:04,152 Where did you get to? 1183 01:23:07,337 --> 01:23:10,293 - You've made up with Catherine? - Absolutely. 1184 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:12,631 Then why isn't she here? 1185 01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:14,724 She didn't want to come. 1186 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,683 But if you're reconciled -- 1187 01:23:16,857 --> 01:23:18,988 She couldn't be here, if you prefer. 1188 01:23:19,210 --> 01:23:22,779 - You're hiding something. - Catherine and I adore each other! 1189 01:23:22,988 --> 01:23:26,177 - But this isn't the moment -- - What are you talking about? 1190 01:23:26,388 --> 01:23:29,041 He was telling me that he adores Catherine. 1191 01:23:30,054 --> 01:23:31,557 But -- shhh! 1192 01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:36,801 Was that you singing? What was it? 1193 01:23:36,958 --> 01:23:38,958 - Idiot. - Who's that? 1194 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:41,572 - What's the matter? - Just pain. 1195 01:23:42,774 --> 01:23:44,970 Oh, yes. Because of Catherine. 1196 01:23:47,493 --> 01:23:48,931 Such dramatic sighs! 1197 01:23:53,664 --> 01:23:57,586 When depression persists and the first symptoms appear -- 1198 01:23:57,729 --> 01:24:00,684 - What must be done, Doctor? - Treatment! Otherwise ... 1199 01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:02,409 - Otherwise? - Ah! 1200 01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:08,881 Pierre, I'm counting on you to make this dinner a success. 1201 01:24:09,051 --> 01:24:11,025 - And you too! - Of course! 1202 01:24:11,195 --> 01:24:13,339 It's a duty dinner. 1203 01:24:13,522 --> 01:24:16,372 The Président is brusque, but an excellent fellow. 1204 01:24:17,182 --> 01:24:19,248 And he could be very helpful to me. 1205 01:24:19,441 --> 01:24:22,173 The doctor was telling me stories of madmen. 1206 01:24:22,316 --> 01:24:25,945 - They can be very amusing. - Or tragic! 1207 01:24:26,119 --> 01:24:28,651 Why didn't you insist that Catherine be here? 1208 01:24:28,817 --> 01:24:31,863 - Oh, no! - But yes! 1209 01:24:32,070 --> 01:24:35,011 She's pretty, sparkling, intelligent ... 1210 01:24:35,196 --> 01:24:37,902 - Pierre, don't insist! - Don't. 1211 01:24:38,098 --> 01:24:40,941 That's right, you've never met her! She's divine. 1212 01:24:41,414 --> 01:24:44,094 She's unique! That's the woman you should marry! 1213 01:24:44,722 --> 01:24:47,166 She'd be your true love! 1214 01:24:47,317 --> 01:24:50,284 If I were to marry all my true loves, I'd have a harem. 1215 01:24:56,282 --> 01:25:00,408 - What on earth? - Shooting pains in my arm. 1216 01:25:00,591 --> 01:25:01,990 And there. 1217 01:25:05,951 --> 01:25:08,447 And my head ... 1218 01:25:09,244 --> 01:25:12,460 One shouldn't give dinners in a state like that! 1219 01:25:17,867 --> 01:25:21,039 My dear Président, let's seat ourselves for dinner. 1220 01:25:36,669 --> 01:25:39,872 Why are we being seated when nothing's ready? 1221 01:25:40,028 --> 01:25:42,133 Strange way to treat guests! 1222 01:25:44,543 --> 01:25:46,386 My apologies ... 1223 01:25:46,870 --> 01:25:48,831 it's just that Xavier ... 1224 01:25:52,259 --> 01:25:55,187 - What's wrong with Jacques? - I wonder! 1225 01:25:55,357 --> 01:25:57,880 Something strange is going on in this house. 1226 01:25:58,050 --> 01:26:02,022 A year ago, after a period of fatigue, the wife of one of my friends -- 1227 01:26:02,205 --> 01:26:03,760 I beg your pardon? 1228 01:26:03,943 --> 01:26:06,492 - The wife of one of his friends -- - Perhaps. 1229 01:26:06,636 --> 01:26:08,767 The wife of one of his friends! 1230 01:26:08,937 --> 01:26:09,708 No. 1231 01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:17,739 - Catherine! - But how did you know her name? 1232 01:26:17,909 --> 01:26:20,602 Catherine! I was sure of it! 1233 01:26:20,746 --> 01:26:23,754 My dear, how happy Jacques will be! 1234 01:26:25,436 --> 01:26:29,372 - I'm so relieved you're here with me! - Why? 1235 01:26:30,338 --> 01:26:32,652 - What's going on? - It's dreadful -- 1236 01:26:33,211 --> 01:26:35,459 - What? - What? 1237 01:26:36,074 --> 01:26:37,773 You mean you don't know? 1238 01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:39,120 No. 1239 01:26:43,426 --> 01:26:44,367 Hello! 1240 01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:49,288 But -- upstairs! 1241 01:26:51,877 --> 01:26:53,197 You see? 1242 01:26:53,641 --> 01:26:54,975 Jacques ... 1243 01:26:55,223 --> 01:26:56,347 is mad! 1244 01:27:00,226 --> 01:27:01,363 I told you so! 1245 01:27:04,971 --> 01:27:06,134 Who are you? 1246 01:27:10,124 --> 01:27:12,411 Hearthside Alarm Clocks. 1247 01:27:14,626 --> 01:27:16,466 You'll help me, won't you? 1248 01:27:16,613 --> 01:27:19,019 The slightest upset might unhinge him! 1249 01:27:19,162 --> 01:27:20,365 What an evening! 1250 01:27:20,548 --> 01:27:23,960 - How could it happen so suddenly? - He was always a bit -- 1251 01:27:24,202 --> 01:27:27,091 But he's gotten so much worse over the past few hours! 1252 01:27:27,235 --> 01:27:28,307 Poor Jacques! 1253 01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:31,274 We're all on your side! Right, Gisèle? 1254 01:27:31,431 --> 01:27:35,235 I forgot you haven't met -- Gisèle, this is Jacques' true love! 1255 01:27:37,606 --> 01:27:39,070 Pardon me. 1256 01:27:40,769 --> 01:27:43,305 Poor Jacques! Isn't it dreadful? 1257 01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:45,305 Enough of this playacting. 1258 01:27:46,103 --> 01:27:49,828 - I've saved your reputation again. - You won't take Jacques from me. 1259 01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:53,410 - Careful, your husband. - You don't frighten me. 1260 01:27:57,044 --> 01:27:58,704 Oh, it's dreadful! 1261 01:27:59,318 --> 01:28:04,198 - What's going on now? - If you only knew what Gi- 1262 01:28:04,342 --> 01:28:07,405 Hush, now -- Jacques will recover. 1263 01:28:08,177 --> 01:28:10,412 I'll calm down. 1264 01:28:10,771 --> 01:28:13,529 She's a bit shaken, but that's understandable. 1265 01:28:16,579 --> 01:28:18,448 Here's our dear Jacques! 1266 01:28:19,781 --> 01:28:22,191 Let's be seated, dear friends! 1267 01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:28,212 My brooch! My brooch! I've lost my brooch! 1268 01:28:28,481 --> 01:28:30,873 Where? That wretched woman! 1269 01:28:31,072 --> 01:28:32,807 Please, not a word! 1270 01:28:32,994 --> 01:28:36,908 She was about to tell Pierre everything. 1271 01:28:38,961 --> 01:28:41,011 Ah, here it is! 1272 01:28:45,775 --> 01:28:47,906 Dinner is served! 1273 01:28:50,851 --> 01:28:54,198 - I hope it wasn't serious. - I don't think it was. 1274 01:28:55,244 --> 01:28:58,943 Who's that? Who are you, my good fellow? 1275 01:28:59,296 --> 01:29:02,002 - Jérôme, sir. - Jérôme? 1276 01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:07,166 - Yes, Jérôme. - Oh, of course! Good old Jérôme! 1277 01:29:08,382 --> 01:29:10,934 He's been in Jacques' service since childhood. 1278 01:29:12,346 --> 01:29:14,986 Serve yourselves! Jacques composed the menu. 1279 01:29:15,131 --> 01:29:18,857 He'd hate your neglecting his dishes, eh Jacques? 1280 01:29:19,446 --> 01:29:22,387 - He has very distinctive tastes! - As do you, my love! 1281 01:29:22,831 --> 01:29:26,374 - What do you say to this dish, sweet? - You tell me, precious! 1282 01:29:27,053 --> 01:29:29,915 But it's your recipe, dearest! 1283 01:29:30,294 --> 01:29:32,281 Oh, well. Be that as it may. 1284 01:29:32,970 --> 01:29:34,682 It might be good, at that! 1285 01:29:44,530 --> 01:29:45,706 Shoestrings. 1286 01:29:54,212 --> 01:29:57,676 The music doesn't bother you, does it? 1287 01:29:58,121 --> 01:30:00,500 - What music? - I don't hear anything. 1288 01:30:01,454 --> 01:30:02,866 The orchestra! 1289 01:30:06,265 --> 01:30:07,859 Do you hear music? 1290 01:30:08,029 --> 01:30:10,644 - Yes ... yes, yes, yes! - Very well, then. 1291 01:30:10,943 --> 01:30:13,322 You're sure it doesn't bother you, Pierre? 1292 01:30:13,897 --> 01:30:16,028 No, no, it doesn't bother me. 1293 01:30:16,658 --> 01:30:18,906 - Right, Gisèle? - On the contrary! 1294 01:30:19,168 --> 01:30:20,671 It's a fine orchestra. 1295 01:30:21,286 --> 01:30:23,363 But it tends to play too loudly. 1296 01:30:24,239 --> 01:30:28,343 Jérôme! ... Ask them to play more softly. 1297 01:30:28,482 --> 01:30:31,188 Mademoiselle will remember they don't speak French. 1298 01:30:31,358 --> 01:30:34,874 I forgot! Motion them to stop, I fear they're upsetting Mr Jacques. 1299 01:30:35,011 --> 01:30:38,135 No, it's delightful! Don't you love that -- 1300 01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:45,325 Ah, that music! It gives me a wild desire to dance. 1301 01:30:45,731 --> 01:30:47,142 Come, my dear. 1302 01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:09,083 It's a waltz. 1303 01:31:09,659 --> 01:31:13,057 - How long will this nonsense go on? - You know I'm mad! 1304 01:31:13,258 --> 01:31:15,062 I swear -- 1305 01:31:15,231 --> 01:31:17,506 To prevent me from doing further harm? 1306 01:31:17,663 --> 01:31:19,258 That I'm a public danger? 1307 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:23,062 That lovers will be able to love in peace? 1308 01:31:23,471 --> 01:31:25,654 You should be dancing with Gisèle. 1309 01:31:27,818 --> 01:31:29,752 Sir! Sir! What are you doing? 1310 01:31:29,935 --> 01:31:31,020 Not that way! 1311 01:31:32,049 --> 01:31:33,735 Stop, stop! 1312 01:31:39,386 --> 01:31:40,758 My dear friend! 1313 01:31:42,263 --> 01:31:43,962 Who is that? 1314 01:31:44,498 --> 01:31:45,740 Those clothes! 1315 01:31:46,681 --> 01:31:48,446 How glad I am to see you! 1316 01:31:48,642 --> 01:31:51,874 To the left, this time, and on the lawn, please! 1317 01:31:52,031 --> 01:31:53,287 Don't worry! 1318 01:31:53,678 --> 01:31:58,110 What a charming outfit! And unusual! Isn't he charming, Jacques? 1319 01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,388 What a good idea to invite him! 1320 01:32:00,554 --> 01:32:03,721 - Invited? - This way, please! 1321 01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:06,558 Do sit down -- in the place of honor! 1322 01:32:06,858 --> 01:32:08,793 Not he! Anything, but not that! 1323 01:32:09,019 --> 01:32:10,222 Get out! 1324 01:32:12,509 --> 01:32:14,379 Jacques! Your foster brother! 1325 01:32:14,588 --> 01:32:15,608 What! 1326 01:32:15,777 --> 01:32:17,673 - What's going on? - She's mad. 1327 01:32:18,568 --> 01:32:19,928 She's mad, too! 1328 01:32:20,204 --> 01:32:22,492 I'll come back another time. 1329 01:32:22,666 --> 01:32:25,477 - Get out! Disappear! - But Jacques! 1330 01:32:25,647 --> 01:32:27,843 Do you think we're in danger? 1331 01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:31,203 - I can't stand it! - Dear lady ... 1332 01:32:31,384 --> 01:32:34,639 I can't bear this mad existence! 1333 01:32:35,326 --> 01:32:37,104 I give up, Jacques. 1334 01:32:37,274 --> 01:32:39,392 - I refuse to marry you. - What? 1335 01:32:39,627 --> 01:32:43,418 - What? - I'm so sorry to hurt you! 1336 01:32:43,662 --> 01:32:48,128 I know you meant to announce our engagement tonight. 1337 01:32:48,284 --> 01:32:50,494 How marvelous! 1338 01:32:50,637 --> 01:32:52,533 This woman will drive me mad! 1339 01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:57,585 No irony, Jacques -- not after two years trying to cure you! 1340 01:32:57,743 --> 01:32:58,711 Two years? 1341 01:32:58,994 --> 01:33:04,576 Yes, it's true -- two years ago we decided to marry! 1342 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:05,700 Could be. 1343 01:33:05,896 --> 01:33:07,230 Not a word is true! 1344 01:33:08,188 --> 01:33:10,266 Not a word ...? Jacques! 1345 01:33:11,312 --> 01:33:13,247 Don't you remember Versailles? 1346 01:33:14,018 --> 01:33:17,652 Don't you remember the great alley of russet oaks 1347 01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:21,291 on which twilight was ... was falling? 1348 01:33:22,063 --> 01:33:23,972 Don't you remember? 1349 01:33:24,141 --> 01:33:27,383 - I remember! - See, Pierre remembers! 1350 01:33:28,468 --> 01:33:31,720 - I don't blame you for your amnesia. - That's rather sweet. 1351 01:33:32,238 --> 01:33:36,172 Nothing that happened to us was really your fault. 1352 01:33:36,669 --> 01:33:39,401 That consoles me. But you do love me, Jacques! 1353 01:33:39,762 --> 01:33:41,605 You do love me, I know it! 1354 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:44,886 But you forget me, you lose me ... 1355 01:33:45,103 --> 01:33:46,715 And to find me again, 1356 01:33:46,934 --> 01:33:49,626 you look for me in every other woman. 1357 01:33:49,862 --> 01:33:51,914 Just ask the women here! 1358 01:33:52,149 --> 01:33:53,979 What does she dare insinuate? 1359 01:33:54,142 --> 01:33:58,783 Oh Jacques, you'll never know how much I've suffered! 1360 01:34:02,194 --> 01:34:05,761 And my suffering? Does that mean nothing? 1361 01:34:06,358 --> 01:34:09,103 - Your suffering? - Yes, every time you leave me! 1362 01:34:10,973 --> 01:34:12,659 You're always leaving me! 1363 01:34:12,803 --> 01:34:15,090 Even today, when I begged you not to! 1364 01:34:17,184 --> 01:34:21,105 After all, I can't lock you up in your bedroom! 1365 01:34:22,165 --> 01:34:25,655 Then why do you forget everything? Why, why? 1366 01:34:25,964 --> 01:34:28,212 When we had to sleep on straw? 1367 01:34:28,395 --> 01:34:32,829 When we groped our way along obscure paths? 1368 01:34:33,116 --> 01:34:35,731 Our journey in that horrid wagon? 1369 01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:40,371 The auto accident we had together? 1370 01:34:40,724 --> 01:34:43,178 We could have died that night ... 1371 01:34:43,544 --> 01:34:45,871 never knowing how our love would end. 1372 01:34:47,021 --> 01:34:49,845 Because it's over, Jacques! I'm leaving you! 1373 01:34:50,592 --> 01:34:52,056 Too bad for me! 1374 01:34:52,223 --> 01:34:54,867 Too bad for you -- for one day you'll regret 1375 01:34:55,194 --> 01:34:57,834 giving up a love like mine! 1376 01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:05,269 As I may regret not taking a chance and risking everything! 1377 01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:19,804 Fascinating! 1378 01:35:20,749 --> 01:35:22,880 You know, neither one is crazy. 1379 01:35:23,137 --> 01:35:24,527 They're both crazy. 1380 01:35:26,396 --> 01:35:28,753 My love, if you won't take a chance -- 1381 01:35:28,923 --> 01:35:30,622 - What's this? - My love! 1382 01:35:30,766 --> 01:35:32,988 The farce is over, the crowd has gone. 1383 01:35:33,135 --> 01:35:34,560 No, they followed me! 1384 01:35:34,717 --> 01:35:37,082 They're all here, and we're madder than ever! 1385 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:40,429 My love, if you won't take a chance, I am resolute! 1386 01:35:40,782 --> 01:35:43,122 I won't let you leave my heart, my life! 1387 01:35:43,646 --> 01:35:45,176 My estate, my house ... 1388 01:35:45,921 --> 01:35:46,914 My arms ... 1389 01:35:47,934 --> 01:35:48,914 Help me ... 1390 01:35:49,764 --> 01:35:51,372 Help me return to sanity. 1391 01:35:55,234 --> 01:35:57,652 They're mad about each other, plain as rain! 1392 01:35:57,849 --> 01:35:59,940 - Eh? - Plain as rain! 1393 01:36:00,842 --> 01:36:01,705 Perhaps. 1394 01:36:01,914 --> 01:36:04,280 Well, let's eat, anyhow! 1395 01:36:08,153 --> 01:36:10,153 It's true ... they're all there! 1396 01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:13,356 See them peeking out! 1397 01:36:15,021 --> 01:36:17,217 - Catherine ... - Jacques ... 1398 01:36:18,930 --> 01:36:21,962 So ... I'm no longer a public danger? 1399 01:36:22,328 --> 01:36:24,368 Oh ... you're my love. 1400 01:36:24,747 --> 01:36:25,941 My angel ... 1401 01:36:26,098 --> 01:36:27,562 a devil of an angel! 1402 01:36:28,342 --> 01:36:31,361 Swear to me, in our life going forward: 1403 01:36:31,714 --> 01:36:33,361 no more clocks! 1404 01:36:33,518 --> 01:36:35,440 - Not a one! - You swear? 1405 01:36:35,620 --> 01:36:38,744 I swear. Time means nothing to us now. 1406 01:36:40,267 --> 01:36:42,477 True. Let's forget it. 1407 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,647 - For ever. - For ever. 103678

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