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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,040 [Will] Are y'all ready to get Cross'd? 2 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,800 [Crossies] Yeah! 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,840 [Will] Are y'all ready to pummel the shit out of those bags 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,120 and get fucking drunk after? 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,200 [Crossies] Yeah! 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,880 [Will] Then let's get fucking Cross'd! 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,000 [Crossies cheering] 8 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,440 My name is Pauly P, 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,280 and now it's time 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,920 to get Cross'd! 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,960 [discordant music playing] 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,000 [Crossies cheering] 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,360 Y'all ready for this? 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,280 - [Crossies] Yeah! - [electronic music playing] 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,840 Let's go, Crossies. 16 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,760 Let's get our bi-sexies throbbin' 17 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,520 and asses pumpin' with a classic juicer sequence. 18 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,520 One, two, one, squat. Ahh! 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,240 [Crossies] One, two, one, squat! 20 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,080 One, two, one, squat! Ahh! 21 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,920 [Crossies] One, two, one, squat! 22 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,760 Okay, let's get our tits popping on me. 23 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:03,640 Six, five, six. Oh, yeah! 24 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,160 Six, five, six. 25 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,160 - Oh-ho-ho, yeah! - [Crossies] Yeah! 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,560 [Crossies] Oh! 27 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,440 Elliot? 28 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,840 [Elliot] Hey! Hey! 29 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,840 [music continues] 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,240 Fucking door! Come on! 31 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,840 [panting] 32 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,600 [exhales] 33 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,320 Hey! 34 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,160 Can you just stop with all this already? 35 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,600 I know you're in here. 36 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,240 You know, I was scared for you. 37 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,640 [sniffs] 38 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,080 Yeah, I thought you'd been kidnapped 39 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,840 or murdered. 40 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,160 I cared about you. 41 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,640 But then, I find out from Tim, 42 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,440 oh, yeah, Tim, 43 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,280 the same Tim who you fucked and also blew off, 44 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,000 that you'd been targeting me for months. 45 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,280 You seduced me 46 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,000 and literally fucked off 47 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,160 in the most traumatic way possible, 48 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,240 and what, you've just been here this whole time, 49 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,720 popping your tits-- 50 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,400 I'm sorry. 51 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,800 Okay. 52 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,640 I'm gonna need a little bit more than that, though. 53 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,080 Do not trust Jessica. 54 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,480 What? [screams] 55 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,840 What is wrong with you? [screams] 56 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,040 [Jess] Elliot! 57 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,240 - [Crossies] Oh! - What did you tell Elliot? 58 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,720 What the fuck did you tell Elliot? 59 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,720 Who the fuck are you? 60 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,320 [Jess screams] 61 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,960 Did you just bite me? 62 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,760 You are a disgusting freak. Do you know that? 63 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,600 [laughs] Fuck you. 64 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,960 No, fuck you! Argh! 65 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,520 Don't move! I'm calling the police. 66 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,840 On what? Yourself? 67 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,320 Do you even have a license to use that thing? 68 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,360 It's a muscle stimulator, So it's actually good for ya. 69 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,040 You're a absolute moron. 70 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,440 You are the absolute moron! 71 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,040 You just let the guy who killed my friend run away! 72 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,600 [Elliot] Oh, help me! He sprayed deodorant in my eyes! 73 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,680 - Someone help me! - Mmm. 74 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,640 - Sounds super killed. - Fuck! 75 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,720 Elliot, I'll meet you at home! 76 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,480 Help me, please. No, get off me! 77 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,280 You mess with one Crossy, you mess with all of us. 78 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,480 - No. - Isn't that right, fam? 79 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,560 Yeah! 80 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,240 Look, that Crossy's a psychopath. 81 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,840 He's tried to ruin my life! 82 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,240 Wait! Wait! I can't see anything. 83 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,120 Oh, just tell me who he is, please? 84 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,640 - I need to know! - [door slam shut] 85 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,520 [panting] 86 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,480 Jess? 87 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,040 Wait, you still have my phone! 88 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,480 What is wrong with you? 89 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,600 Look at that smiley. 90 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,880 I'm not an idiot, Elliot! 91 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,040 Do not trust Jessica. 92 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,760 [sighs] 93 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,960 Shit! 94 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,920 I... I thought you were calling. 95 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,120 I can't stay long. 96 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,560 Tina, what is all this? Why are you dressed like 97 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,960 you've come from the Forbidden Forest? 98 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,680 What-- Oh, is that human? 99 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,320 Do you know the hot American guy 100 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,440 that works at the boxing gym across the road? 101 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,640 Pauly P, or Will, sometimes. 102 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,720 No. 103 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,360 Well, he took Elliot to this bar. 104 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,880 Jess, really, I have no clue who you're talking about. 105 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,880 - Did he do that? - Yeah. 106 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,080 Come on. I need to talk to you alone. 107 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,720 Nico, this is your Auntie Jess. 108 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,800 Hello. 109 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,680 Hi, Nico. 110 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,800 [whispers] I'm an auntie? 111 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,240 [normal voice] I'm so happy to meet you. 112 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,480 So, I'll see you later then? 113 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,800 My name is Pauly P. 114 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,520 [screams] 115 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,560 What the fuck? 116 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,560 Ow! 117 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,520 What? 118 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,960 Oh, my... 119 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,920 What the actual fuck? 120 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,560 [Tina] When you left last night, someone set fire to the house. 121 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,600 Oh, my God! 122 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,600 Who would do this? 123 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,520 Whoever killed my dad. 124 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,720 Well, who did that? 125 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,880 The Megargees, my family, are messed up. 126 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,720 Like, scary messed up. 127 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,360 Yeah, but why would they go after you and your dad? 128 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,800 You are Megargees. 129 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,400 It's... so much, Jess. 130 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,840 Tina, 131 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,640 [whispering] what kind of stuff is your family involved in? 132 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,000 I know how annoying this is, 133 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,760 but I've already said way more about it than I should. 134 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,920 Just us talking about it puts you in danger. 135 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,840 Please don't shut me out right now. 136 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,160 If you're in trouble, I wanna help. 137 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,240 I'm here to say goodbye, Jess. 138 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,640 What? 139 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,680 Like, goodbye, goodbye? 140 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,360 - For real? - Yeah. 141 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,280 After my dad's funeral tomorrow, Nico and I are leaving. 142 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,560 Like, forever. 143 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,080 I wanted to tell you face to face 144 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,240 so you didn't think it was another-- 145 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,360 - Peter. - Yeah. 146 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,080 Yeah. Well, where would you go? 147 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,440 Ireland. 148 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,960 - Oh. - Yeah. 149 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,000 Okay. 150 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:55,920 Yeah. 151 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,960 I really don't want you to leave. 152 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,920 We on... We only just found each other. 153 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,320 [sighs] I mean, you could come with us. 154 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I've got money. 155 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,840 But what about Elliot? 156 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,360 I mean, I... I couldn't just leave him. That would be... 157 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,600 Yeah, no, I just couldn't. 158 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,840 Wait, Tina, if you think 159 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,680 your family had something to do with that fire and your dad, 160 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,480 I mean, I don't mean to be like, 161 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,000 you can't go to your own dad's funeral, 162 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,560 but you literally cannot go to that funeral. 163 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,840 Like, yeah, I get what you're saying. 164 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,720 No, but you have a kid. 165 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,520 [whispers] Look at Nico. 166 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,280 Putting yourself in danger 167 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,800 is putting him in danger as well. 168 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,800 [normal voice] Why don't you guys just... 169 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,400 come and stay with me tonight? 170 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,720 I'm a model. 171 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,480 Oh, Jesus, what the fucking God? 172 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,680 [sighs] 173 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,600 [screams] 174 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,920 [Jess] Don't... I can explain. Don't worry! Don't worry! 175 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,560 Elliot, it's okay. She's like a dog. 176 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,000 Where the fudge were you? 177 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,760 - What the-- What's going on? - Hi, sorry. 178 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,800 What the actual fuck, Jess? 179 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,560 They need a place to stay. Their house burnt down. 180 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,240 You left me alone all night with no way of contacting you. 181 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,640 Like, how did I know you hadn't been killed? 182 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120 I tried shouting to meet me at home. 183 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,720 - Oh, fuck off! You tried? - I'm sorry. 184 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,280 And you've changed your password. 185 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,320 Why did you do that? What can't I see? 186 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,960 Why are you trying to hack into my phone, Elli? 187 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,200 Because you disappeared. 188 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,600 Okay, I'm sorry, I really am. 189 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,520 But did you hear what I said about the fire? She needed me. 190 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,000 I needed you! 191 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,240 Well, I was nearly blinded 192 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,840 by the boy I had visions of marrying! 193 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,480 Yeah. And you know what that boy did 194 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,880 after he nearly blinded you? 195 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,880 He literally drew blood, and then he stole my hat! 196 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,000 I absolutely had your back in there. 197 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,440 I didn't leave until I knew you were okay. 198 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,920 Okay, and what point was I okay? 199 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,040 No. You're right. I shouldn't have left you. 200 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,960 I'm sorry. I just-- 201 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,600 I had to meet her. 202 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,560 She texted me earlier, so I had to go. 203 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,480 Just felt like the only chance I was gonna have. 204 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,840 I know how you feel, but... 205 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,760 I just couldn't lose another sibling, Elli. 206 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,720 Really, erm, I still have a hotel booked. I... 207 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,560 Oh, no, no. No, no, stop. That wasn't about you. 208 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,840 I could hear that whole thing. 209 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,640 - [Jess] Sorry, I feel for him. - [door closes] 210 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,640 He's barely even looked at another guy 211 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,600 since... my brother, so. 212 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,920 Even though the guy he has looked at 213 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,840 is a guy who bites people. 214 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,080 It's, like, the significance of it, you know, 215 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,680 being the first one since Peter. 216 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,080 That's gotta be so hard 217 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,320 for him to have this perfect relationship with Peter 218 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,680 and it end. 219 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,720 It wasn't perfect. 220 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,480 Yeah. 221 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,240 Oh. 222 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,960 Not in my face. 223 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,520 [pony nickering] 224 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,520 [Tina] Oh, yeah. 225 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,080 Okay. 226 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,080 Just stay here, right? I'll be right back 227 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,320 - to say goodbye. - Yeah, we'll be fine. 228 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,320 And then maybe I can take you guys to the ferry? 229 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,960 And please, don't go to the funeral. 230 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,280 [sighs] I won't, I promise. 231 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,600 Sorry I couldn't find cover, but my shift ends at 1:00. 232 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,720 You're going to work? 233 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,880 Well, yeah, we don't all have a rich grandma 234 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,680 to pay our rent if we get fired, so. 235 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,400 Sorry for crashing. 236 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,360 We'll be gone as soon as Jess is back. 237 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,120 No, no, please. It's fine. 238 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,120 [sniffs] 239 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,440 So you're her sister? 240 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,080 Yeah. 241 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,240 - Still feels crazy to say. - Mmm. 242 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,720 How did you figure it out? 243 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,280 - That she was my sister? - Yeah. 244 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,320 Well, the app said it. 245 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,840 Did it say it, though? 246 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,360 You know, it's just... 247 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,160 I mean, it's like a crazy coincidence, isn't it? 248 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,920 Like, you two finding each other, 249 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,160 just as all this stuff with having the same brother pops up. 250 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,560 Oh, er, Peter, right? 251 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,040 Mmm. Don't act like you don't remember his name. 252 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,520 [sighs] 253 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,520 Elliot, I don't know what to say. 254 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,440 Erm, I just wanna get along with you. 255 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,720 Look. Christina. 256 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,960 I don't care that you're a mum, and to be honest, 257 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,240 don't care that your house burnt down. 258 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,040 Because I know you didn't just show up here 259 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,880 out of nowhere to get along with me. 260 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,640 I see through all your shit, 261 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,400 and Jess will, too, soon enough. 262 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,040 'Cause you're not that good at hiding it. 263 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,000 [exhales] 264 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,480 Come on, Nico. 265 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,800 Let's, er, let's go and play in Auntie Jess' room. 266 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,440 Can I keep him? I really love him. 267 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,920 Yes. Fine. 268 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,640 [knock at door] 269 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,240 [knock at door] 270 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,160 You can come out. 271 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,360 [Nico] I can't. The door's locked. 272 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,200 Nico, get your mum to unlock the door. 273 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,960 Tina, why did you lock the door? 274 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,240 Nico, where's Mummy? 275 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,280 [Nico] In the loo. 276 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,720 Er, Nico, try opening the door. 277 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,880 Christina! Christina! 278 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,120 Can you open the door, please? 279 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Oh, shit. 280 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,120 [line ringing] 281 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,800 Here, margarita mix. 282 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,960 It's like lemonade, but with limes. 283 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,640 Got lemonade for you. 284 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,960 Do you have games on your phone? 285 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,680 No, no, no. Erm... 286 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,280 Just play with the horse or something. 287 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,920 [line ringing] 288 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,960 [ringing] 289 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,120 The baby was born with an extra lung actually. 290 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,920 Oh, that's terrible. 291 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,120 Really sorry. 292 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,920 What? I'm at work! 293 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,720 You have to keep your phone on you at all times now, okay. 294 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,400 - Do you get that? - Elliot, what is going on? 295 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,320 Tina is fucking gone, okay? 296 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,240 I'm just raising this kid on my own, Jess. 297 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,360 She just left him! 298 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,760 No, there's no way she'd just leave like that 299 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,480 - without saying anything. - That's exactly what she did! 300 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,560 Why would I lie? 301 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,680 She's fucking dodgy as fuck! 302 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,720 Watch Nico, I'll call you soon. 303 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,120 Get out! 304 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,480 Go! Go! 305 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,720 Take the orb, I don't care. 306 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,760 [breathing heavily] 307 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:40,760 ♪ Ave, Maria ♪ 308 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,440 Oh, she's joking. 309 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,800 [Nico] She's the joke. 310 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,040 Exactly, Nico. 311 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,320 That's exactly it. 312 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,320 Nico. 313 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,800 How would you feel about going to a party? 314 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,840 [gasps] 315 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,120 [horse neighs] 316 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,840 So, today, you are here to tend to my every fantasy. 317 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,200 You are not people, but horses. 318 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,800 I am not a woman, 319 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,040 but a fairy foal 320 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,680 celebrating my ascent from pony princess to queen. 321 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,600 Do your smooth little brains get that? 322 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,440 - [neighs] - Don't do that again. 323 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,560 And if any of you say to anyone 324 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,680 that these straws look like human dicks, 325 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,800 you are meant to say, 326 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,160 "No, they are stallion dicks." 327 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,280 Because in this fantasy, 328 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,760 I am a horse, 329 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,360 so my fiance is a horse, with a horse dick. 330 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,560 If any of you have a problem with that, 331 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,240 I will have you cancelled for kink shaming, 332 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,840 and you'll never work another day 333 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,080 in your sad baby lives. 334 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:55,840 ♪ Ave, Maria ♪ 335 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400 [inhales] 336 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,320 [Danny] The ceremony's about to start. 337 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,360 [gasps] 338 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,240 I know. 339 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,360 I was just using the loo. 340 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,360 There's toilets at the church. 341 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,240 Okay, well, 342 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,600 I wanted the privacy. What does it matter to you? 343 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,600 You came. 344 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,960 He's our dad, Danny. 345 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440 Was. 346 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,280 Poor Daddy. 347 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,160 We still haven't found the candle spike, 348 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,640 you know, the weapon 349 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,080 used to murder our father. 350 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,880 Okay. 351 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,320 I went by your place last night. 352 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,400 You weren't there. 353 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,600 Thought you'd burnt to a crisp. 354 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,800 Crazy luck... 355 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,400 how you got out, 356 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,760 you and Nico and that ugly little horse. 357 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,160 We'll talk about it later. 358 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,080 Don't wanna keep you from Daddy's funeral. 359 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,560 [music playing] 360 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,760 You can literally have as much to drink as you want. 361 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,240 Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs] It's perfect! 362 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,240 - Oh, Baby, genius! - It's my horse. 363 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,000 It's my party. 364 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,320 Bonnie, it's his. I didn't get you a gift. 365 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,200 Then why are you even here? 366 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,600 [clicks tongue] 367 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,200 Nico, go get yourself a biscuit. 368 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,440 Honeysuckle, can you take the horse, please? 369 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,960 - Darling. - Oh. 370 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,000 Come here. 371 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,960 Now I know it's supposed to be just the girls, 372 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,760 but I figured you could use the company. 373 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,680 Homeschooling was a mistake. She needed bullying. 374 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,080 I know, my heart shatters for you, Grandma. 375 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,920 I mean, to have your own kid turn out this way. 376 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,880 - I know. - It's very dark. 377 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,640 Yes, he'll have a Pinot Grigio. 378 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,320 [Elliot] Oh, no, Grandma, that's not a waiter. 379 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,920 Grandma, this is the kid I'm babysitting. 380 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,640 - Oh? - Yeah, I quit Le BarkBark. 381 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,720 I don't know... 382 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,640 - Er, do you know? I told you? - No. 383 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,120 Well, it just wasn't the right fit for me. 384 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,480 Oh, I see. 385 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,640 Oh, erm, yeah, actually, erm... 386 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,440 Grandma, er, well, part of the reason I'm here 387 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,160 is because I heard that Piana is gonna be here. 388 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,400 Oh, darling. 389 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,120 Did you like her? 390 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,680 Oh, really liked her, yeah. 391 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,520 Oh! [laughs] 392 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:37,640 ♪ Ave, Maria ♪ 393 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,040 [nun speaking in other language] 394 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,880 [in English] Do you love him? 395 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,280 [whispering] Why are you here? 396 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,480 'Cause I knew you'd be here. 397 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,840 You promised me you wouldn't come. 398 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,520 I needed to get money. 399 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,880 Elliot said you abandoned Nico. 400 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,280 What? I never abandoned Nico. 401 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,440 Elliot said he'd watch him. 402 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,080 Well, did you get the money? Can we go? 403 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,280 No, I didn't. I got it all ready, 404 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,720 and then my sociopath brother came, 405 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,120 and he basically admitted to burning down my cottage! 406 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,960 And he made me come here and I had to hide all the cash. 407 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,960 And, and now I'm fucked, 408 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,520 'cause I can't run without it 409 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,600 and I can't go back or he'll see. 410 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,800 - Okay, Tina, what should I do? - No, Jess, it's too dangerous. 411 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960 - Tina! - He will legit kill you. 412 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,160 Just shut up and tell me what to do? 413 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,480 [door opening] 414 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,920 [mourners chanting in other language] 415 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,640 [Jess] Hi. 416 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,320 I'm the maid. 417 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,320 So where are your maid clothes? 418 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,680 It's 2024, we don't really do that anymore. 419 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,040 What's that bag? 420 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,800 Cleaning supplies. 421 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720 Hey, come 'ere! 422 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,160 - [mobile phone buzzing] - [mourners continue chanting] 423 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,520 Officer. 424 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,400 Officer, they're trying to kill me with knives! 425 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,840 Jess, no! This way! 426 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,320 [Tina] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 427 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,960 Shit! 428 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,080 [Jess] Holy shit! 429 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,960 [Jess] That guy right there. 430 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,200 He's a police officer. [panting] 431 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,880 - He's my brother. - That's your brother? 432 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,720 Move, Jess! 433 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,000 [breathing heavily] 434 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,280 Knobheads. 435 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,280 [upbeat song playing] 436 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,440 Elliot, she's here. 437 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,520 Oh! 438 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,960 Leave the child, I'll look after him. 439 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,880 Honeysuckle, would you look after this child? 440 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,240 Of course, my lady. 441 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,040 Please can I play games on your phone? 442 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,760 Elliot, give him your phone. 443 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,800 Okay. 444 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,440 Here, here, play with this. 445 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,840 Piana awaits. 446 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,680 Yes, okay. 447 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,840 Oh, okay. Follow me. 448 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,880 Oh! 449 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,840 I need information on your Cross instructor. 450 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,240 Yeah? Pauly P. 451 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,920 Just anything you know about him might be able to help me. 452 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,080 You know, he's gay, 453 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,000 so you don't have to act all jealous about it. 454 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,400 Yes, I know that, Piana, 455 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,560 because we went out and we kissed, 456 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,120 and we did all sorts of stuff because I am gay 457 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,960 and not interested in you! Okay? 458 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,320 Look, the only reason I'm here, 459 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,800 the only reason I need to speak with you, 460 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,800 is because that man fucked with me, okay, 461 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,240 and I just need to figure out why. 462 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,440 'Cause I think he still likes me, 463 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,800 and I still kind of like him, 464 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,440 but I just need to figure out why he's done all of this 465 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,840 and if he killed Peter who, who-- 466 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,960 [Piana] Wait. 467 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,400 Peter, like the boy's name? 468 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,760 Yeah. Peter, my ex. 469 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,960 Oh, my God. 470 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,160 I thought he was saying, "Pita," like pita bread. 471 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,720 What are you talking about? 472 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,680 So, a few weeks ago, after class, 473 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,440 I heard Pauly P yelling. 474 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,920 He was going mad, going on, like, 475 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,200 "Peter! Peter! Do you have Peter?" 476 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,880 Peter! Fucking Peter! Peter! 477 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,160 And that's literally all I know. 478 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,000 He's gay, he grew me an arse, 479 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,280 and he was once yelling on the phone 480 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,480 to someone about "Pita" or Peter. 481 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,680 - Are you lying to me? - I have no reason to lie. 482 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,920 Unlike you. 483 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,360 "Ooh, I'm gay, I only like boys." 484 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,760 - Shut up. - Ugh! 485 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,880 Just admit you want to bone me, Elliot. 486 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,320 [both panting] 487 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 [Jess] Elliot? 488 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760 Nico? 489 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,000 Nico? 490 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,400 - [Jess] Elliot? - Oh. 491 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,600 [breathes heavily] What? Oh, my God. 492 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,200 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 493 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,360 Where are they? Where are they? Where are they? 494 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,720 Erm, I don't know. They're probably fine. 495 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,480 Oh, my God. [breathing heavily] 496 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,560 It's fine, they'll be fine. 497 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,040 [phone beeping] 498 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,960 Okay, I don't know where they are, 499 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,640 - or why he's not answering. - [crying] Call Elliot! 500 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,080 - Wait, Tina, Tina. - What? 501 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,640 Oh, my God, Nico, are you okay? 502 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,840 Is Elliot with you? 503 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,360 Where is he? Where is my baby? 504 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,160 [waitress] Here's your juice, Mr. Nico. 505 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,440 Who is that? Is that a kidnapper? 506 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,000 I have no clue who that is. 507 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,000 Is that a penis straw? 508 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,480 [Nico, over phone] Look, fire! 509 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,520 [screams] 510 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,720 Nico, what are you doing? 511 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,120 No, get the horse, it's home time, come on. 512 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,000 Oh, shit. 513 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600 Come on, come on. 514 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,520 Here she comes, Nico. Here's comes Mummy. 515 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,160 Hi. [laughs in relief] 516 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,880 You took a five-year-old to your pervert aunt's hen do? 517 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,200 Sorry, you're mad at me right now? 518 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,600 She fucking abandoned her kid with me. 519 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,880 A stranger. 520 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,080 You know, she's nuts. 521 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,480 Well, she swore up and down that she asked you, 522 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,200 and you promised to take care of them! 523 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,120 What? You can't believe her. She's lying. 524 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,400 Just, just tell her! 525 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,800 [Jess] He was playing in open flames. 526 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,840 - Jessica! - He was drinking out of a penis! 527 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,480 Shut up! She's lying, okay? 528 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,320 She left the kid with me and she didn't say a fucking word! 529 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,480 How are you believing her right now? 530 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,880 Just stop it, Elliot! 531 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,200 I'm so upset with you right now. 532 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,240 What, you're upset with me? I'm upset with you! 533 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,400 I just found out 534 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,160 that Will was on the phone talking about Peter! 535 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,480 Ah, Will, Will the Cannibal, that Will. 536 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,680 We are still talking about him? 537 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,840 Yes! We're still talking about him! 538 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,200 Sorry, did you not just hear what I said? 539 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,160 Will was talking about Peter on the phone. Our Peter! 540 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,840 But all you care about is your shiny new sibling. 541 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,840 Do you even care about the old one? 542 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,240 Of course I care. 543 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,760 - How could you say that? - Oh, you do care. 544 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,720 I'm literally being targeted, Jess. 545 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,800 My life is literally hell right now, 546 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,080 and you've chosen this fucking scam artist over me! 547 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,640 Your life is hell? 548 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,480 You went on one date with a fucking freak 549 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,600 who doesn't wanna date you. 550 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,800 Just get the fuck over it! 551 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,560 You know that that's not what I'm talking about. 552 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,480 Peter is my actual twin brother! 553 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,120 And you act like this only ever happened to you! 554 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,120 At least Tina cares about what I might be feeling. 555 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,160 God, do you even know 556 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,280 how to give a fuck about something 557 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,320 other than yourself? 558 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,920 Oh, you're pathetic. 559 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,800 You're totally pathetic. 560 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,520 What, just 'cause your mum wasn't there for you, 561 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,720 doesn't mean that you should let 562 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,160 strangers off the street walk all over you, Jess. 563 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,600 Shut the fuck up, Elliot. 564 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,880 Peter spoke about it, too, you know? 565 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,360 Yeah, how fake you are with everyone. 566 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,280 How he felt sorry for you 567 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,160 'cause you never knew how to be yourself. 568 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,560 All you do is try to make other people like you. 569 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,120 You know what Peter said about you? 570 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,600 He said you were selfish 571 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,640 and he said you were shallow 572 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,000 and he was gonna break up with you over it. 573 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,600 - That's not true. - I'm not lying, Elliot. 574 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,320 He was gonna break up with you, 575 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,360 but then he just went missing instead. 576 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,280 - Stop. - And if it wasn't for the finger 577 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,800 and the fact he left without saying goodbye, 578 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,200 I would really have thought 579 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,760 it was just to get away from you. 580 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440 Fuck you. 581 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,440 I'm gonna go away with Tina for a while. 582 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,440 You won't be hearing from me. 583 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,120 [Rigby] Is everything all right, Jessica? 584 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,120 Er, no, but it's fine. 585 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,320 I'm gonna come with you to Ireland. 586 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:31,760 ♪ This is the saddest song 587 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,480 ♪ To cry to 588 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:40,920 ♪ On the radio 589 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:47,000 ♪ The greatest long goodbye 590 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,280 ♪ Don't you say it's so 591 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,680 ♪ This is the saddest song 592 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,240 ♪ To cry to 593 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,800 ♪ Now I'm all alone 594 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,840 ♪ Now I'm all alone 595 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,920 ♪ Now I'm all alone ♪ 596 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,000 Why did you leave that note? 597 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,920 Won't... Won't you sit? 598 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,880 Why'd you use that weird voice in the gym? 599 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,680 This one? 600 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,440 Ayoo. 601 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,480 Just 'cause it fit the gym vibe. 602 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,680 And what's your real name? 603 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,720 Andrew. 604 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:18,360 Andrew. So it's not Will, or Fallon, or Pauly P, or-- 605 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,400 Fallon? 606 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,520 Oh, no, Elliot. 607 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,400 You need to understand. I'm an actor. 608 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,200 What does that mean? 609 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,240 Those accounts... 610 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,440 For my dissertation, I did a version of 12 Angry Men, 611 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,360 but like it was a one-man show. 612 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,120 So I played all the men. 613 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,800 And I had this whole 4D social media element to it. 614 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,920 And I rented a green screen-- 615 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,280 Yeah, but one of them was Will, so-- 616 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,560 Yeah. He was the artsy one. 617 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,320 I still use him for character work. 618 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,240 Character work, what-- 619 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,160 I'm an actor. 620 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,880 I was hired to go out with you. 621 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,840 - Why? - I don't know. 622 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,000 But that doesn't mean I didn't like you. 623 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,120 Who hired you? 624 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,480 Some guy on Job Haven. 625 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,880 I wasn't booking any roles. 626 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,320 I got working at that gym, 627 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,080 then I heard on this podcast 628 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,960 about this super successful actor 629 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,800 who got his first gig through Job Haven. 630 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,640 So I signed up, like, right away. 631 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,920 And I saw what looked like the perfect listing 632 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,320 with life-changing money behind it. 633 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,240 I got the part. 634 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,160 No audition or anything. I was so hyped. 635 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,600 And then I get my assignment. 636 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,520 The job was to seduce you enough into kissing me. 637 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,200 I knew from your story 638 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,960 that you hung out at this club a lot. 639 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,800 So I rented a flat nearby and planned to stage a run-in. 640 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,880 But before that, 641 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,960 I needed more information 642 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,520 so I could approach you as your dream man 643 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,760 and really nail this role. 644 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,760 So I adopted my sexiest persona and got to work. 645 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,760 And, like, if you know us actors, 646 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,080 we all have our techniques, and I'm hardcore method. 647 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,960 Of course, the first thing I'd done was look you up. 648 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,240 So I knew about the Peter of it all, 649 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,240 and I knew he was the key to knowing your core. 650 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,560 I had to really put myself there, 651 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,040 really feel that extreme grief you experienced. 652 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,280 I became obsessed with knowing more about you. 653 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,160 I tried everything, stalking your page, 654 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,840 the apps, which did not work. 655 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,720 So I realised, "You know what? 656 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:46,560 "You just need to meet him and go for it! 657 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,360 "Be yourself, just a little different." 658 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,920 So I ran into you and you were incredible. 659 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,960 I needed to see you again. 660 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,440 I was not ready to say goodbye. 661 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,960 So that's why I left the club. 662 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,600 And that's why you didn't kiss me? 663 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,720 Yeah. 664 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,320 Because the full job was, once I got you to kiss me, 665 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,480 I never see you again, 666 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,480 or Brutaliser will send someone after me. 667 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,760 - Who the hell's The Brutaliser? - Yeah, I don't know. 668 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,080 But someone willing to drop 50K on something like this, 669 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,880 there is no way that money is clean. 670 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,280 And, like, his name is "The Brutaliser." 671 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,080 And now you know that, 672 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,560 I need you to know this. 673 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,280 I haven't stopped thinking about you. 674 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,680 Not for a second. 675 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,480 When you showed up in class, it felt like fate. 676 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,880 So I shot my shot and here we are, 677 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,360 and I wanna be with you, Elliot. 678 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,040 I mean, how can I even begin to trust you 679 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,160 after everything you've done? 680 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,120 Because you know me. 681 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,200 That was the most amazing part of our date. 682 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,160 Being myself felt perfect for you 683 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,400 because you felt perfect for me. 684 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,760 No, no. You're crazy. 685 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,760 And you're not? 686 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,760 And what about Piana? 687 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,880 She said you were on the phone 688 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,120 screaming about Peter. 689 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,120 I actually have no clue what you're talking about. 690 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,400 Piana. She... 691 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,320 She goes to your gym class, you grew her an arse. 692 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,600 She said she heard you 693 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,720 after class screaming about Peter. 694 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,640 Oh, no, yeah. 695 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,680 Yeah, I was screaming about pita. 696 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,920 Pita! Pita! 697 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,000 The shawarma guy forgot it in my order 698 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,720 and I, like, needed the carbs. 699 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,760 Fucking pita! 700 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,040 What? [chuckles] 701 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,560 All that's whatever now. 702 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,400 Fuck The Brutaliser. 703 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,120 I don't care. 704 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,880 Elliot, could we start over and do this? 705 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,720 [Tina] Night, Jess. 706 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,160 We still haven't found the candle spike, 707 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,600 the weapon used to murder our father. 708 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,800 [Elliot] What are you talking about? 709 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,120 What d'you mean what am I talking about? 710 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,480 What do you mean, what am I talking about? 711 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,680 You are definitely crazier than me. 712 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680 I don't think that's true. You break into places. 713 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,240 What? Babes, you are literally wearing my roommate's hat 714 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,800 that you stole off of her after you bit her. 715 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,080 - Because she tackled me. - [laughs] 716 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,880 And she stole the hat first at the club. 717 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,360 What? No. 718 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,080 She did! Off a rando's head at the club. I saw everything. 719 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,080 And you left a fake cake finger for me to find. 720 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,240 - Okay. - Why did you do that? 721 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,480 Okay, yeah, but there's a reason why. 722 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,680 Okay, so what was it? 723 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,120 'Cause that was extremely fucked up. 724 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,680 - And what about the cat thing? - Cat? 725 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,560 Wait, and why did you spray me if you like me so much? 726 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,120 And why did you tell me not to trust Jess? 727 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,240 - Because she's evil. - Evil? 728 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,560 That's a bit dramatic. Why are you saying that? 729 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,880 Because she is! Listen, let me explain. Jessica-- 730 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,880 [screams] 731 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,160 [crying] This can't be happening. 732 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,440 I think my friend's dead! 733 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,840 [screams] 734 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,840 Please someone help me, please! 735 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,400 Help me, please! 736 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,600 Someone help me! 737 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,360 [melancholic music playing] 738 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:23,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51845

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