All language subtitles for the michael j fox show s01e18 720p-skgtv

Good morning.

Oh, here. You're going to
need this after last night.

I can't believe I can get out
of bed after what we did.

Ew!
Nice!

Easy. Get your mind
out of the gutter.

We had a whole pie in bed.

Ew.
Nice.

I'm going to Joey's. His dad's
gonna teach us how to ride bikes.

Whoa, whoa.
Who does this guy think he is?

He owns a bike store. I think
he rode in the Tour de France.

Yeah, but what
are his qualifications?

I can't have some gearhead clown

teaching my kid
how to ride a bike.

They'll revoke my dad license.

Yeah, then you have
to go down to the dad DMV,

reapply for
your dad learner's permit,

practice your parallel dadding.

Hey, do I mock your bonding
moments with the kids?

When you took them all
to go buy coats,

did I say anything?
No, I let you go.

Okay, fine.
Go ahead.

Great.
Get your unisex coat.

Yeah, that's it.
The magenta one.

It's very slimming.

I know you heard it.
Okay, what?

I was supposed to go to a
dance class today with Carol,

and she just canceled on me.
So go by yourself.

I can't go alone to a singles
ballroom dance class.

I'd look desperate.

Eve of destruction.

Would you like to go to a
dance class with me today?

Sorry, but I have my audition
for the school musical.

You helped me pick out a song?

I never would've done that
if I knew that one day,

you would use it against me.

Annie!
No.

Please? How am I gonna find somebody
that has nothing else to do?

Hey, guys. Forty eight tiles
on the bathroom ceiling.

You're welcome.

What?

Ripped By mstoll

All right, buddy.

Get ready for some memories.
We're good to go.

But those
are my training wheels.

Training wheels? Where we're going,
we don't need training wheels.

Did you just throw
training wheels in the bushes?

Yeah, it was
for dramatic effect.

I'll get 'em later.

Carry on.

He's just jealous
because all he can do is jog.

Now forget everything you know
about biking.

But I don't know anything.

Perfect.
You're golden.

Okay, uh, hop on. Now, I'm
gonna be real hands-off.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.

You gotta, you gotta
do the kickstand.

No, you don't actually kick it.

It's a misnomer.
You just nudge it.

It's a nudgestand.

First, let's do the basics.

See how natural this feels?

Are you watching my form?

Get it around, around.
Big circles.

Pedal, buddy, pedal.

There you go.
Okay, now you're ready.

Okay, forget everything
you know about riding a bike.

Limber up, boys.
It's important for dance.

And for what I have planned
for them after we dance.

Gross!

Sorry, I'll watch
my saucy asides.

Ooh, I'd like to take him
out for a saucy aside.

Ahhh! Gross.
Sorry, I'm just excited.

I'm about to meet
the man of my... Gross.

That hallway was full
of grade A beef.

This is just the stuff
they make hot dogs out of.

You guys talking hotties?

That's my intermediate class.

And many of them
are actually straight.

Oh, but not all of them.

Oh, no.
I'm not gay.

I'm just here because my mom

made me go ballroom dancing
with my...

You know what?
I'm gay.

I waited too long.

By the time Ian and Eve
were Graham's age,

I'd already taught 'em
how to ride bikes.

Oh, you're being
too hard on yourself.

No, I blew it a seven
year old is like a sponge

who's ready to absorb the world.

An eight year old
is dead inside.

Oh... Oh!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.
He's a lost cause.

He's just not getting it.

I don't know, maybe it was
the two weeks Annie

didn't know she was pregnant
and took kickboxing.

I don't know
what the big deal is

about learning how to
ride a bike anyway.

Seems to me a boy
should be able to grow up

and become a highly
accomplished adult male

without ever sitting
on that tiny seat.

Do you not know
how to ride a bike, Harris?

What? Can I ride a bi...
Pshh.

I should ride circles
around you just for asking me.

I just can't right now
because my bike

is in the shop
and my foot hurts.

I don't care. Oh, so
you don't believe me?

Huh? All right.

You can call my brother
and ask him.

I mean, you can't call him right
now because he's not home.

Right? But tomorrow, I'll give you
the number, and he'll tell you.

Okay, now I'm convinced.

I totally froze in my audition.

I couldn't remember the words,
so I just started scatting.

Scatting, Mom.

Well, it didn't seem so bad when we watched
the video in the teachers' lounge.

Oh, my God!
I'm dropping out.

No, I will

I will do henna tattoos
down at the seaport.

No, honey, come on.
It was cute.

I especially liked the part where you
just started yelling out city names,

because Oakland
really does get it started.

Well, now I'm stuck
on tech crew,

so I have to go across town to
pick up body mics with Warren.

He's got a back brace
and a fanny pack,

so yeah, he's pretty hot.

Well, you know, we have a bunch

of spare mics at the station.
Drop by, I'll hook you up.

Us backstage people
gotta stick together.

See, Eve?
You'll get through this.

And you know what? We are
gonna cheer so hard for you

at the end,
when the cast goes...

Oh, yeah.
Tech crew.

Where's my spotlight?
Thank you, God, thank you.

Is there any way we could
get into the other class?

The hottie class?

Sorry, dear, but you have
to graduate this one first.

All right!

Let's partner up.

Let's just go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Henrys don't give up just
because things get tough.

Didn't you drop out of college?

No I dropped into life.

I am gonna get you into
that dance class. How?

Seems like someone wasn't paying
attention at cousin Danny's wedding.

I am a beast on the dance floor.

You are not bad!

Not bad?

After I pulled that move on
Jackie, we made out a little bit.

Jackie, your cousin?

I thought
she was a family friend!

Ew!
She went up my shirt!

Oh!

Oh!
You're not toilet paper.

Don't tell him I'm here.
Tell who?

Graham,
time to go bike riding.

No!

Hey, have you seen Graham?

Uh, he's at
his friend, Graham's house.

Different Graham.

They call him,
"Graham number one,"

but that's just, you know,
Graham being Graham.

The other Graham
that I'm talking about.

I, uh, gotta get this
bike thing figured out.

I mean, I feel like
I'm letting him down.

He gets short shrift
in everything.

I mean, half his clothes
come from Eve.

No, Mike, no.

Those are
definitely boy clothes.

What are you talking about?

His favorite outfit's a skort.

Yeah.
He looks great in it.

Well, it's why I got a new plan.

I'm gonna do
what my dad did with me.

Just laugh at him
till he learns.

See what I'm dealing with?

How about you and I give this
biking thing a try alone?

Our secret.
Okay.

It's Eve's old bike, isn't it?

Yeah.
Come on.

Okay, honey,
I'm gonna teach you to ride,

but later, you have to pretend
to let your dad teach you, okay?

Let's do it!

What are you doing?
I don't know.

Okay. Come on.

Oh, God, there's your dad.

Shoot.

Just...

Seriously,
this is not a junkyard.

Keep running.
Go!

Go!

Hey.
Mike!

Hey, what are you doing? I
thought you had to work late.

Yeah, it turns out
the kid crawled out

of the well on his own, so...

Bummer.

What are you guys doing?

Uh, we are, um, bird watching.

Yeah, I know
it doesn't make any sense,

but Graham is really into it.

I like bird watching.

Hey, you know what?

Why don't I go home and get the
bike and we'll have a lesson?

Uh... You know...

This is actually
prime bird watching time.

All the best birds
are out right now.

The blue jays,
orioles, cardinals,

and the other birds
that are not baseball teams.

The Blue Jays are barely
a baseball team.

So why don't I hang out with
you guys and watch birds?

Oh, good!

Cool.
So how does this work?

Uh, pretty much
you just look up.

Fun.

That's a bird.

It's actually killing
another one right now.

Oh. Oh!

Whoa!
That is brutal!

Told you we'd kill this.

I just can't wait to drop you

after I get
into that hottie class.

Oh, God!
I am so sorry.

No, totally my fault.

Oh, you you have something on...

Yeah, sweat.
Yeah, that is sweat.

I think my dance partner
has a glandular problem.

His shirt
is totally translucent.

He's like a spring roll filled
with body hair.

Well, Chinese food is now
ruined forever for me.

I am sorry about that.

Hey, um,
really nice moves out there.

It's like
you're a professional dancer.

I'm actually in
the tech/menswear business.

Really?
I'm a computer!

Programmer.

I compute programs on computers.

Why would I say it like that?

No, sometimes my words
take a long time to load too.

I'm Ian.
I'm Deborah.

And I am really
struggling out there.

Do you think you could
show me how the spin goes?

Oh, sure, yeah.
It's just like this.

Oh, see?
I'm terrible.

No, it's like this.
Like this.

Oh.

Oh.

So that's how that works.

Thanks. You showed me.

Phanks, gov'nah!

I'm sorry.
No.

Me phinks that
was quite charming.

I'm Jude Law.

'Ello, Jude!

It's like we're in London.

Ian, you can't leave me
alone in here!

Lazy eye Steve and lazier eye
Fred are both checking me out.

At least I think they are.
It's really hard to tell.

Bye.

We need to talk.

I've been out a couple times
teaching Graham

behind Mike's back,
and I loved it.

But the guilt was starting
to take its toll.

We can't keep doing this,
sneaking away

in the middle of the afternoon.

We have to stop.

I don't want to stop.
Neither do I!

Oh, God, how did this
all get so complicated?

Can't we just tell him
the truth about us?

The truth would kill him.
We just...

We have to be
smarter about this.

Mom...

Are we bad?

Maybe.

Maybe we're just human.

Adjusting mics can be tricky,

but once you learn how,
you'll never forget.

Got it.
Just like riding a bike.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

This is a skill
that you can actually use.

Riding a bike has no
functional utility in society.

Okay.
Well, thanks.

I've gotta get back
to my garbage job.

Hey, I know you want to be
in the spotlight,

but behind the scenes
is where the real power is.

Watch this.
Hey, Troy!

I need a piece on the
resurgence of Cotton Candy.

Cotton Candy's
making a comeback?

It is now.
Ooh, that's power, Eve.

Okay, I guess
that's pretty cool.

Plus, between you and me,

I haven't paid for an ink
cartridge in, like, 20 years.

Here, take one.
Nah, I don't need it.

Take it! Hey, Harris!
You got a second?

Of course, Clete.

Talent always needs me.

What's wrong with this face?

That seems to be
a loaded question.

It's this new makeup.
I'm orange, Harris. Orange.

No more orange than usual.

You know, they're gonna call me
"Cletealoupe." It's right there.

It's not like when you were on the air.
The internet is mean.

Hey, just relax!

You know how you get
when your blood sugar is low.

Here, have a juice.

Ooh, cranapple.

Now I see the truth.

I know how to ride a bike!

What? No.

No, you used to be on camera,

but you couldn't cut it,
like me,

and so now you're stuck
being a glorified babysitter.

- I am not a babysitter.
- I spilled my juice!

I'm not always a babysitter.

Graham? Graham, I got
a surprise for you.

Oh, hey, Dad. I was just playing...
Cupboard.

Damn kickboxing.

Check this out!
Top of the line, six speed,

dual body reversers which
now that I say it out loud.

I think the guy just made it up.

You want to take a spin?
Not really in the mood.

Too tired.

Since when are you
too tired to ride a bike?

When we first started biking, you
wanted to bike all the time.

I just don't need this
right now!

What's that on your pants?

Mud. Gotta go.

It wasn't mud.
It was bicycle grease.

Graham was cheating on me

with Joey's dad, that
world-class cycling son of a...

Annie!
I gotta talk to you!

You'll never guess who...

What's that?

Nothing, nothing.
Nothing at all.

It was Annie.

My apologies to that world
class cycling son of a...

Hey, sweetie.

How are those hands doing?
They come clean?

Yep.

All clean.
That's good.

'Cause sometimes, you know, you
can scrub and scrub and scrub,

and that spot
just won't come out.

Okay, are you doing some sort
of weird Macbeth thing?

I don't know.

Are you?

I've interviewed heads of
state, titans of industry,

the front half of Snuffleupagus.

I know how to subtly tease
the truth out of people.

Speaking of coming clean, there's
something I never told you.

I saw the second
Matrix movie by myself,

and then I sat through it
again with you,

the whole time knowing
how terrible it was gonna be.

Oh, my God,
I did the same thing.

No.
Yes!

Why the hell would you
make me sit through that?

I...
All right, the...

The important thing is that
we be honest with each other.

So is there anything
that you want to tell me?

No.
Nothing at all?

No.
Not that I can think of.

And I thought
Snuffy was evasive.

I was gonna have to catch
Annie and Graham in the act.

Oh, I gotta go back to work.

That darn kid fell
in the well again,

so I'll be hours
before I'm home.

Hey, Harris.

Thanks again for the body mics.

But it turns out
that the freshman boys

sound better
when you can't hear them.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

I want to show you my reel from
when I was a correspondent.

You don't have to do this.

Watching you choke
isn't going to make me

feel better
about the scattastrophe.

Well, just watch.

Once again, I'm Harris Wright,

standing outside an orphanage in downtown
Baghdad.

And I know one little guy
who didn't seem to mind.

Harris Wright, CNN, Antarctica.

I learned two shocking
things that day.

Harris used to be
a great correspondent,

and CNN used to show news.

I don't get it.
You were fantastic.

Damn right I was.

And that flattop was hype.

But I chose to be
behind the scenes.

So what? I'm supposed to be
grateful for what I have?

No, if you want to be
onstage, then keep trying,

but what you're doing right
now is someone else's dream,

so show a little respect.

I guess I have been
a little petty

ever since I didn't get
what I wanted.

I super glued Scott
Landsman's headpiece on.

He's going to be the pharaoh
for quite some time.

Hmm.

Now I'm not orange enough!

I hope you're happy.

Again, there's a time
and place for everything.

You still have that glue?

Wow, sweaty right
out of the gates, huh?

I told you
not to walk here. Okay.

Okay.

And step and thrust
and wrap the leg.

And shimmy and shimmy.

Ian, where are you today?

Uh, sorry.
Uh, you know, I was thinking,

as a goof, last class,
might be kind of fun

to dance with other people.
Like who?

Um... Beehive lady,
overbite Sue,

Asian Katie Couric...

Deborah.

Whoa, you're into her? She's old
enough to be your mom, Ian.

Yeah, I know.
Dumb idea.

She's practically old enough
to be you.

Oh!
You're hurting my hand!

Use the pain, Mister. Final
evaluation is in 40 minutes.

And five, six, seven, eight.

And one...

Whoa! Oh!
Oh, sorry!

Couldn't get a grip!
Sorry. Oh.

I returned to stake
out the scene of the crime,

and I spotted a mourning dove, a
robin, and a northern lapwing.

Bird watching is fun.

Remember,
just relax, okay?

A-ha! I knew it!

A-ha! I knew it!
Mike!

How long were you planning
on keeping this a secret?

I'm sorry,
I just wanted to help.

Dad? So you went behind my back?

- What about my dad license?
- Mom?

- Okay, that is not a real thing.
- Guys?

It was just one...

Okay, it was three times!

I'm riding!

You taught him, Annie!

Oh, yeah. I didn't
teach him how to stop.

I landed on wheels.

Oh, God.
Oh, I'm a terrible mother.

You all right, pal?
I'm okay.

But these bandaids
have Hello Kitty on them.

Can't anything be mine?

We'll try again tomorrow.

I think I'm done with biking.

Not one of our finest
parenting moments.

Well, at least you know
I could never cheat on you.

I'm not slick enough.

I hope
that's not the only reason.

I also hate to shave my legs.

I'm sorry I tried
to steal your dad license.

It's okay. The thing is,
I had no problem

teaching the other kids,
it's just this was different.

And the only thing that's
changed is Parkinson's.

Yeah, would it make you feel better if
I told you that nothing had changed?

What do you mean?
I taught Ian and Eve too.

No, you didn't!

Mike, come on, think about it.

You and Ian tried for two weeks,

and then you go away to
Poughkeepsie for the afternoon.

You come back,
and suddenly he's got it?

But Eve... Taught her
while you were napping.

Napping?
Yeah.

Well, that's fast.

Mike, the truth is, you are
just a terrible teacher.

You always have been. Well,
that's really great news.

Because when
it comes to Parkinson's,

I can't control that.
But teaching?

Who cares about teaching?

Teaching is...

What heroes do.
Hmm.

Well, I better go talk to him.
Talk, not teach.

Bup, almost forgot
the pixie dust.

We're still doing that
at the end, right?

Duh.
Yeah.

Well, good luck out there.

Your dance partner
has some moves.

Being dry helps.

And he's kinda cute.

Which I did not mean to say.

Oh, if I could turn back time.

And that was a song.

Well, yeah...

Up next, Ian and Leigh.

I was so focused
on finding romance,

I didn't notice Ian,
had found it instead.

At least I think he did.

She was a little
all over the place.

Anyway, I had to
give them their moment.

Ahhh! My ankle!

Oh, my damn sexy, slender ankle.

Aunt Leigh, are you okay?

Oh, you're gonna have to
dance with someone else.

Anyone, but probably Deborah.

Me?

I brought you a Batman bandaid.

You just drew wings
on a Hello Kitty.

Best I could do last minute.

So you really don't want
to ride bikes anymore, huh?

I don't want to fall again.

It was scary.

Yeah.

I may be a terrible teacher,

but I do know something
about being scared.

It's easy to try
and steer a lesson

toward how you think
it should be taught...

And that's what's happening
in the world of sports.

And we're clear.

Harris!

Sometimes we take over

because we want
to make ourselves look better.

So I got her phone number.

Oh, my God!
That's so great!

Your ankle healed up
pretty quickly.

Sometimes we take over because
we want to help the people we love.

Thanks, Aunt Leigh.
I'm so proud of you.

But the most important
thing to remember is...

Yeah, stay on the balls
of your feet

- and remember to look forward.
- Mike!

All right, totally hands-off.
You're on your own, pal.

Did you really have
to bring your whole family?

Enough talking, Harris.
Just do it!

Let's go! MIKE:
Let's go, Harris.

It's a good day to die!

Yeah! Come on!

Hey!
There you go.

Yeah! Yes, you can!

Oh!

Ooh. Oh, God.

Should've kept
the training wheels on.