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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,600 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,309 (Drill sergeant) Eyes right! Quick march! 3 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,716 You're in the army now 4 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,836 Trying it out! 5 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,869 Left! Left! l had a good job that l left! 6 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,953 l was a tailor, a tailor of repute 7 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,112 Did they make me a tailor? Not on your Sunday suit! 8 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,156 A frying fish, a stewing meat 9 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,196 A treacle pudding is a treat 10 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,635 Do we have lover-ly grub to eat, sir? 11 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,676 Not on your ruddy life! 12 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,115 l was a cook, sir, a chef at the Savoy 13 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,510 Did they make me a cook, sir? Not on your saveloy! 14 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,389 l'm on ablutions all the time, up to my neck in grease and grime 15 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,040 They call me Samuel Number 9, sir! 16 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,076 Oh, it's a ruddy life 17 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,395 l was a valet, l dressed the very best 18 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,029 Did they make me a batman? Not on your battledress! 19 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,954 Carrying Wrens and hand grenades, out on all commando raids 20 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,395 l get it more at paper rates, sir! 21 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,476 Not on your ruddy life! 22 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,716 Come along, Pitkin. Jump to it. 23 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,554 - Jump to it. - Now, then. 24 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,870 Yes, here's the camp, so we start our excavations... 25 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,918 - Sorry, Mr Grimsdale. - ..there. ls that clear? 26 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,228 Yes. 27 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,675 - Chalk! - Chalk! 28 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,796 Thank you. 29 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,395 We'll mark the end of the area there. 30 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,676 Yes, that'll do. 31 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,240 There should be enough traffic space. 32 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,276 Well, let's measure it then. 33 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,756 Over there, Pitkin. 34 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,553 - Sound the horn, driver. - (Horn blares) 35 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,358 Look lively. Brass hat from the War Office. 36 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:28,789 - Just check that again, Pitkin. - 14 feet, one and half inches. 37 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,680 - Sir! - What's this confounded blockade? 38 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,116 - Borough surveyors, sir. - Don't they know there's a war on? 39 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,156 - Order them to let us through. - Sir! 40 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,800 Really! These civilians are impossible. 41 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,396 Stop all that and let him through. 42 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,755 - Who's ''him'', may l ask? - The General! 43 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:52,311 lnform the General that we are engaged on work of national importance. 44 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,517 When we have completed our calculations he may pass. 45 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,797 And not until then, either, eh, Mr Grimsdale? 46 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:03,873 - l think we'll measure it again, Pitkin. - Yes, Mr Grimsdale! 47 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:09,272 He says it's work of national importance and that you'll have to wait, sir. 48 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,756 ''National importance''?! What does he think we're doing? 49 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,196 - With or without kerbstone? - With, please. 50 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,236 15 feet, eight and a half inches. 51 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,389 - Drive on! - Look out for the little man. 52 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,436 (Horn blares) 53 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,988 - Hey! - Hey! What are you doing? Hey! 54 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,354 Ain't it marvellous? Just like the army. 55 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,715 Give 'em an inch, they take a mile! 56 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,710 Oh...they have done! 57 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,000 (General) Stop the car. Sentry! 58 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,798 Sentry! 59 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,350 - Don't you want to see my pass? - That's all right, sir. 60 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,635 - Call this security? - Well, sir... 61 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:03,236 - l could be enemy intelligence. - lt's easy to see you're not, sir. 62 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,914 You're on a charge! Carry on, driver. 63 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,159 Get me the Colonel! 64 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,754 (Telephone) 65 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,035 Yes? The General's here? 66 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,076 Here?! Now?! Right. 67 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,596 G-General Hampton. 68 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,432 - Morning, sir. - Morning. 69 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,114 Layton, find accommodation for this officer. 70 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,668 Pleasure, sir. ls she to be on my staff? 71 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,433 No. She will take orders direct from HQ. 72 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,399 For your ears alone, she is shortly to be parachuted into France. 73 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,758 Report to me at the town hall by 5pm and let me know your progress. 74 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,992 Don't let these people interfere with your work - you can handle them. 75 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,036 All right, Mr Grimsdale. 76 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,635 - Now what is it? - That civilian again. 77 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,678 - Shall l deal with it? - No. Leave this to me. 78 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,836 - You. - Me? 79 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,959 - Yes, you. What are you doing? - Making tea. Want a cup? 80 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,558 Now, now, now! This is gonna be reported to Mr Grimsdale, 81 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,030 who will be informing the Mayor, l can assure you. 82 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,196 Allow me, sir. 83 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,995 All right, out of the way, you. 84 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,590 Bighead! 85 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,919 No, no! You mustn't move council property. 86 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,389 No! Don't! Oi! 87 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,712 That's done it. l warned your guv'nor, l'm going to the town hall! 88 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,155 Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale! 89 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,152 They threw council property over the hedge? 90 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,639 They did indeed. 91 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,793 l shudder to think what the Mayor is going to say about this. 92 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,235 Get me the Mayor, please. 93 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,959 Oh, well, let me know when he's free. 94 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,836 Well, how did we get on today? 95 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,559 lt's a double subsidence due to sandy soil. 96 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,596 We shall have to dig the lot up. 97 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,194 How long do you think that will take? 98 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,034 l could knock it off in a couple of months but l'll need help. 99 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,511 l'll do what l can but the army keeps calling up my best men. 100 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,999 Potty. 101 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,993 They don't realise that any fool can carry a rifle 102 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,311 but how many recognise a double subsidence of sandy soil? 103 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,393 That's just it, Mr Grimsdale. We're in a class of our own. 104 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,473 We are that. We're keeping open the arteries of the nation. 105 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,074 lf we can do that, victory will be ours. 106 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,357 ''Keeping open the arteries of the nation''. 107 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,716 l shall want a new stop sign, please, Mr Grimsdale. 108 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:42,311 Now listen, you lot. You're not only in the army, you're in the Pioneer corps. 109 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,709 That doesn't mean just diggin' holes. 110 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:50,636 You've got to learn to march, drill, fight, close combat, bayonets. The lot! 111 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,995 Quick march! 112 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,832 Aye, swing your arms now. 113 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,515 (Sergeant) Left, right! Left, right! 114 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,476 (Sergeant) Swing your arms now! 115 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,709 Halt! 116 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,351 Quick march! 117 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,793 Halt! 118 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,836 Shoulder arms! 119 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,917 Ground arms! About turn! 120 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,992 Take up arms and... 121 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,036 (Laughing) ..quick march! 122 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,436 (Laughs) 123 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,630 (Sergeant) Reverse arms! 124 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,119 About turn! 125 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,118 Left, right! 126 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:45,399 Left, left, right, right! Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left! 127 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,550 (Laughs) Left, left, left! 128 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,995 About turn! 129 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:58,712 (Sergeant) Left, right, left, right! Regular slow time. Slow march! 130 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,599 Quick march! 131 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,874 - Slow! Slow! - Quick! Quick! 132 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,679 - Slow! - Slow! Slow! 133 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,911 - (Sergeant) Quick! Quick! - Slow! Slow! Slow! 134 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,956 - (Sergeant) Quick! Quick! - Slow! 135 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,477 (Sergeant) Quick march! About turn! 136 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:25,680 - Left, right! All right, get your knees up. - Yeah, go on, right up! 137 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,469 Higher. Higher! Higher! 138 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,279 Dismissed for tea! 139 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,430 Wait till l get back! Wait a minute! 140 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,511 Go on! 141 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,796 Sergeant Loder! 142 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,954 - What's going on? - He's interfering with training, sir. 143 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,191 - What's he supposed to be doing? - Excavating the road, sir. 144 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,511 Yes, l know that. Oh, bring him in for questioning. 145 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,352 Sir! 146 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,358 Left, right! 147 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,512 (Horn blares) 148 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,749 Hey! Out, out! You're trespassing on council property. 149 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,070 - What do you want? - You, sonny boy. 150 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,549 - You're coming with me. - What for? 151 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,438 - You'll find out. - No, no, l don't want to. No! 152 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,956 Get your hands off me! No need for all this nonsense. 153 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,794 - l'll give you ''break for tea''. - l should report this to Mr Grimsdale. 154 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,189 You're going to be in trouble, you know? 155 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,236 Aye, come on. Look sharp now. 156 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,635 'Ere, what about us? 157 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,996 - Get into step! - Nothing to do with me. 158 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,959 - (Knock on door) - Come in! 159 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,236 Prisoner, sir! 160 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,517 Come here. You! Fellow! Come here! 161 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,309 Now, what is all this about? My time's very valuable. 162 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,715 You were hampering the w-war effort. What's your occupation? 163 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,635 Well l'm a road... l'm ''keeping open the arteries of the nation''. 164 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,317 - What is your n-name? - Pitkin. 165 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,198 Hmph. Who can vouch for you? 166 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,748 - Mr Grimsdale, of course. - Who is he? 167 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,076 Who's Mr... 168 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,590 - You're joking. - No, l'm n-not. 169 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,438 Ring up the town hall, you'll find out. Go on! 170 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,353 - (Bell rings) - The Colonel wants me. 171 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,591 Get off my desk! And don't try to escape. 172 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,033 lf you've someone to vouch for you, there's no need to worry, Mr Pippin. 173 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,918 Thanks awfully, but the name is Pitkin. 174 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,479 Oh. 175 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:34,156 Ring up the town hall and even if Pitkin is who he says he is, 176 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,515 let him cool his heels for an hour or so. 177 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,556 Very good, sir. 178 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,955 What's the number of the town hall? 179 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,635 Huh! l should think so. Eight, three, three. 180 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,836 Eight, three, three, please. 181 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,876 - Who did you say? - Mr Grimsdale. 182 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,030 And you want to be polite to him too. 183 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,636 Town hall? l want to speak to someone called Grimsdale. 184 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,676 Cor! 185 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,716 (Telephone) 186 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,637 Borough engineer speaking. 187 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,472 That's right. 188 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,996 Who? Pitkin? Well, of course l know him. 189 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,749 You had the audacity to interfere with one of my men? 190 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,592 Don't you know there's a war on? 191 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,278 You don't s-say so? 192 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,794 Well, he seems to know who you are, all right. 193 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,030 l'm, er, putting Pitkin onto you. 194 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,431 Hello, Mr Grimsdale! 195 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:36,274 l told 'em they were interfering with work of national importance. 196 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,558 Just 'cos they're in uniform they think they're better than us civilians. 197 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,998 Well, one's sort of an officer, the other one's one of them know-all sergeants. 198 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:50,870 Well, the only person who's been polite to me is a very pretty lady officer. 199 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,751 Goodbye, Mr Grimsdale. 200 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,594 He says if l have any more trouble he'll report you to the Mayor. 201 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,956 - What is it? - Car for Junior Commander Cartland. 202 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,349 - Thank you. - You! Pitkin! Wait a minute. 203 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,194 - You're too late to apologise. - Ap-p-pologise? To you? 204 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,911 Let this be a lesson. Fortunately for you Mr Grimsdale is not the vindictive type. 205 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,230 - T-Take him away! - Take him away? 206 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,880 What are you doing? l can go on my own! 207 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,668 - After that it was easy. - This'll be her now. 208 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,519 Junior Commander Cartland, sir. 209 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,556 - Hello. - Morning, sir. 210 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,198 Henri, this is Miss Cartland. 211 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,912 - Enchante. - How do you do? 212 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,514 Henri is the leader of the Resistance in Fleury. 213 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,352 - ls that where l'm...? - Yes. 214 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,510 You will be there in about three weeks. 215 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,319 He's here for a few hours only. He wanted to meet you. 216 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,152 - lt was essential. - Of course. 217 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,879 Now, time is short. You have half an hour. 218 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,999 Now to business. ln France you will be known as Marie Villemour. 219 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,595 - Marie Villemour? - You will work in a bar in Fleury. 220 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:10,277 lt will be dangerous. Fleury is the headquarters of General Otto Schreiber. 221 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,750 His way of dealing with a spy can be painfully persuasive. 222 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,876 (Groaning and grunting) 223 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,916 Let me go! 224 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,356 Ohhh. 225 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,198 Let me out! 226 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,111 (Muffled) Let me out! 227 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,156 Let me out! 228 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,275 All right, Hawkins. l'll fix that. 229 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,037 (Wheezes) 230 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,032 Would you like to come to the ball with me tonight? 231 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:28,193 - (Effeminate) Oh, how l wish l could. - Well, why can't you? 232 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,748 Well, l'm only a private. 233 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,832 What would a sergeant want with a private? 234 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,230 Oh! Saucy tinker! 235 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,272 Fancy dress. 236 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,316 Fancy that. 237 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,796 You could go as Lady Godiva. 238 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,917 - Oh, no. - Why not? 239 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,070 l've just had my hair cut. 240 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,433 That wouldn't matter. 241 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,628 - How dare you? - Oh, now, don't be angry, 242 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,075 l'm not the kind of man you think l am. 243 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:08,711 Oh. Well, that's good, cos l'm not the sort of girl you think l am either. 244 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,519 Well, er, see you at half past seven then. 245 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,391 Bye-bye. 246 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,072 Get that man! 247 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,796 Duck down, you fools! 248 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,036 Oh! Ahh! 249 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,468 - He threw your spade over the hedge? - Unbelievable, innit? 250 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,471 lt's outrageous. 251 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,597 Right, Pitkin, l'll deal with this, don't you worry. 252 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,556 Get me the Mayor. 253 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,676 All right. Well, get me the commanding officer at Battersby Camp. Yes. 254 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,634 The army thinks too much of itself. Just because it fights a bit. 255 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,998 They don't realise that the war is being won on the home front by men like us. 256 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,036 (Telephone) 257 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,031 Colonel Layton, this is Grimsdale. 258 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,635 Grimsdale! Borough engineer, St Godric's Borough Council. 259 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,110 lt's those road menders again. They're a blasted nuisance. 260 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,555 Can't something be done about them? 261 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:40,760 Look here, Grimsdale, l'm not going to be dictated to by a civilian penpusher! 262 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,068 Cor! 263 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,596 l'll see it the Mayor has the commanding officer cashiered. 264 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,070 As for that Sergeant, l'll have him stripped. 265 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,628 That means reduced to the ranks, Pitkin. 266 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,154 Don't you talk to me like that, Layton. 267 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,755 lf there's any repetition of this disgraceful conduct, 268 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,434 l'll take the matter up with the Mayor. 269 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,955 The Mayor can what?! 270 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,830 Something must be done, Wharton. 271 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,388 lt's d-difficult to deal with civilians, sir. 272 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,631 - Why are they civilians? - Hmm, yes. 273 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,471 Exactly, sir! Arrange to have them called up. 274 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,994 Once we've g-got 'em in uniform... 275 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,352 War Office. 276 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,990 - Mr Grimsdale! - Pitkin, why aren't you at work? 277 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,469 - l've been called up! - Nonsense. 278 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,075 lt's not fair. Here am l doing work of national importance 279 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,116 and l gotta go square-bashing. 280 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,352 Calm yourself. There's no need to panic, there must be some mistake. 281 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:58,309 l have the Mayor's word that no more of my men will be called to the colours. 282 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,396 ''OHMS'' - exactly the same! 283 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,238 lt's probably from the War Office, apologising for that incident. 284 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,276 Oh, mmm. 285 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,916 Give me the Mayor. 286 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,993 Thank you. 287 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,157 One moment. 288 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,391 Now, gentlemen, before we enter, l want you to know that l have the Mayor's word 289 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,359 that we shall all be back in civilian life within two weeks. 290 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,518 (Mr Grimsdale) His worship told me himself. 291 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,194 (Man 1 ) Pleased to hear it. (Man 2) Nice to know. 292 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,669 - Ah! - Good afternoon. 293 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:04,914 Mr Pitkin, isn't it? Welcome to Battersby Camp, delighted to have you with us. 294 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,275 Won't you introduce me to your friends? 295 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,999 - This is Mr Grimsdale. - How do you do? 296 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,230 Afternoon, Sergeant. 297 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,072 This is Mr Fred Ferndale. 298 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,957 - How do you do? - Sergeant. 299 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,315 - Mr Harry Hoylake. - How do you do? 300 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,595 - Mr George White. - How do you do? 301 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,559 And this, of course, is Mr Charles Fenton-Hopkins. 302 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,596 How do you do? 303 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,831 Will you come this way, please, gentlemen? 304 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,909 lt's not going to be as bad as we expected. 305 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:39,438 No, and no doubt they realise that we're a cut above the normal intake. 306 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,118 - After you, gentlemen. - Thank you. 307 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,557 (Lock clunks) 308 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,519 (Sergeant) Now, then, you miserable shower! You moth-eaten nancies! 309 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,795 You're in the army now...! 310 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,836 (Voice distorts and fades) 311 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,992 (Door opens) 312 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,036 Staff up! 313 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,996 Right, first man. 314 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,276 Undo your jacket. 315 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,795 Undo your jacket and take your shirt off. 316 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,155 l don't want to take me shirt off! 317 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,231 Take your shirt off! 318 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,155 Oh, dear. Dear, oh, dear. Hmm. 319 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,879 - What's the matter? Anything wrong? - What? 320 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,076 - Anything wrong? - l can't hear you. 321 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,116 ANYTHlNG WRONG?! 322 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,872 - Now what? - Cold. 323 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,916 Oh, don't be such a baby! 324 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,956 Breathe in. 325 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,193 Out. 326 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,679 ln. 327 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,557 Out. 328 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,392 ln. 329 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,710 Out. 330 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,153 ln. 331 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,639 - ln. - Not out yet. 332 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,076 - Breathe out then. - l'm out now, l've got to get in to get out. 333 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,912 Do as l tell you. Breathe in. 334 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,991 Now out. ln. 335 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,957 Out. Out. 336 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,998 Out. Out. Out. 337 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,072 Out. Out. 338 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,116 Out. Ou... 339 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,634 What's the matter? Take a breath in! 340 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,554 Will you breathe in? Will you take a breath?! 341 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,913 Aeeee...aoooo. 342 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,757 Aeeerrrr. (Pants) 343 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,828 Ooh, l was nearly a goner then. 344 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,353 Right, mark him down A-1 . 345 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,396 TAB, please, Corporal. 346 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,236 Thank you. 347 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,678 (Groans) 348 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,228 (Thud) 349 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,675 - What's the matter? - Mr Grimsdale. 350 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,758 Here, hold this. Sergeant, loosen his tie. 351 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,516 Lift him on the bed. 352 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,196 (Yells) 353 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,916 Pitkin, you shouldn't have done that. 354 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,556 Hello, Pitkin. What punishment did they give you? 355 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,995 Too embarrassing to tell, Mr Grimsdale. 356 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,189 (Mr Grimsdale) Ooh, my boots are killing me, Pitkin! 357 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,156 Move on, you two! 358 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,109 lt's all very well for you young chaps 359 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,637 but if l get crippled for life the Mayor's going to have something to say. 360 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,393 You m-men there. Don't you salute officers? 361 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,711 - We don't know any yet. - You salute every holder 362 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,554 of the King's Commission, m-male or female and you do it smartly. 363 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,234 Longest way up, sh-shortest way down. 364 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,311 Now let's see you do it. 365 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,432 Ow! 366 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,033 Thank you. 367 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,076 F-Fancy that. 368 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,116 Ridiculous nonsense. 369 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:26,239 Fat lot of work we'd get done if you saluted me all day! 370 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,835 The crowning humiliation is we have to salute a woman! 371 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,638 Don't you agree, Pitkin? 372 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,478 Mr Grimsdale! She saluted me! l think l'll have another one! 373 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,474 - l'll take over now, Bill. - Thank you. 374 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,469 Haven't l seen you somewhere before? 375 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,870 Yes, miss. Last time we met l was in civvy street, remember? 376 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,916 No, l'm afraid l don't. 377 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,073 - l was the road mender, you got it now? - Oh, yes, of course, Mr Prakin. 378 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,832 Pitkin. 379 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:22,629 - How are you enjoying army life? - Enjoy square-bashing? 380 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,792 l was the pride of the borough, now l'm just a Pioneer. 381 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,190 Sir Frances Drake was a pioneer too, you know. 382 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,111 Was he? 383 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,910 That's right, cheer up. l'm sure we'll both get a chance to do our bit later on. 384 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,558 Hope so. 385 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,953 Pitkin. 386 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,631 Don't you know you salute the King's Commission on all occasions? 387 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,996 Well, it's come through at last. 388 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,833 You're to proceed at once to RAF Tangmere. 389 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,993 You'll travel to London by train as if going on 48 hours' leave. 390 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,958 - l shall be glad to be doing something. - Yes. 391 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:16,317 Pitkin? Run over to the MT section. Tell them to ready a car in f-five minutes. 392 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,313 lt's for Junior Commander C-Cartland, take her to the station. 393 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,356 Yes, sir. 394 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,675 - Amazing, ain't it? - What is it? 395 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,513 Captain Wharton wants a car at the officers' mess. 396 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,989 - Johnny? - Not me! l want me money back. 397 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,231 - Me too! - Do me a favour! 398 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,471 - Look, someone's got to do it. - Oh, come on! 399 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,755 - Can you play solo? - No... 400 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,796 but l can drive a car. 401 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,678 All right. Take the Hillman, and bring it back in one piece, eh? 402 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,557 Thank you, Corporal! 403 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,396 (Tyres squeal) 404 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,273 - (Posh accent) Spot of leave in London? - Pardon? 405 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,114 l was inquiring whether or not you were taking leave in London. 406 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,078 l'd rather not talk, l have a lot to think about. 407 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,076 (Horn blares) 408 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,200 Road hog! Look where you're going! 409 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,356 Here we are, miss. 410 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,795 Why don't you look where you're going? Lunatic! 411 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,756 l'll carry that. Thanks all the same, Private...? 412 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,912 - Pit-kin. - Yes, of course. Goodbye. 413 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,754 - Coming back tonight, miss? - Yes, l expect so. 414 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,269 Here! l'll wait for you then! Ma'am. 415 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,512 Hello! 416 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,875 You been here all night? 417 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,789 - She didn't come back then? - Who? 418 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,829 - Ah, don't matter. What's the time? - Six o'clock. 419 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,878 No! They'll think l've deserted! 420 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,515 (Sergeant) Now, these dummies are the enemy, see? 421 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,670 Rifle. 422 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,197 Now, then. 423 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,158 You take up the en garde position, like this. 424 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,869 On the command ''charge'', you advance, at the double. 425 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,788 Stick the bayonet in their stomachs like this. And twist 'em. 426 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,838 Then you tear out their innards like this. 427 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,192 l want to see 'em all over the ground, so come on you happy Pioneers... 428 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,714 - (Groans) - ..let's see what you can do! 429 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,473 All right, leave him alone, Pitkin. Now, then. 430 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,356 First three, ready. 431 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,191 En garde! 432 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,236 Charge! 433 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,790 Well, twist 'em! Let's see buckets of blood! 434 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,077 - (Sergeant) Let's swim in it! - (Groans) 435 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,709 What's the matter? Feeling sick? Want to join your friend? 436 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,269 No, Sergeant. Sir Frances Drake could have done it, so l can. 437 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,193 Sir Frances Dra...? Ah. 438 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,352 Suppose you give us a demonstration, Pitkin. 439 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,396 Let's see what a killer you are. 440 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,234 Show us how Sir Frances Drake would have done it. 441 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,588 Get ready to charge. 442 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,830 Contort your face. 443 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,876 Well, go on, contort it. 444 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:10,951 You're still good-looking. Contort it! 445 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,076 Lovely. Charge! 446 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,957 (Snarling) 447 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,316 No! Not at me, you fool! Them! 448 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,472 No, no, no, not them! The dummy! 449 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,669 (Shouts, yelps and snarls) 450 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,194 Oh! 451 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,398 The sooner we get Pitkin to France, the better. 452 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,759 Five minutes for your last drink in Blighty, 453 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,229 and remember - no careless talk. Move! 454 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,390 (Piano playing) 455 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,316 (Lively chatter) 456 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,670 Pint of beer and a lemonade, please. 457 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,399 Ain't you gonna have a beer, Mr Grimsdale? 458 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,040 Two beers then. 459 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,716 - Wonder where we're going. - Only the commander in chief knows. 460 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,276 Well, l know. You're going to Boville. 461 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,836 C'mon, lads! Let's have you! 462 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,232 - Don't give you much time, do they? - There's a war on, Pitkin. 463 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,278 l said, let's have ya! Now, come on. 464 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,316 Come on, Pitkin. 465 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,518 Pitkin! Grimsdale! 466 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:19,188 Would you believe it? The wrong lorry! 467 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,479 Straight through, it's round to the left. Round to the left! 468 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,558 Heavens! Looks as if we're going by air. 469 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,359 So we are! l've never been up before. 470 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,910 - No, neither have l. - We're both in the same boat then. 471 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,275 - (Laughs) Boat! - Oh, get off. 472 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,756 Give me a hand, Pitkin. 473 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,836 Not for me. 474 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,592 No, thanks. 475 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,511 No. 476 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,556 No, thank you. 477 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,356 l must say, Mr Grimsdale, they're being exceptionally nice to us. 478 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,710 - That bloke's got no nerves at all. - (Sighs) 479 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,756 Cor! Chicken! 480 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,832 Yeah! This is luxury, ain't it? l'm glad l came now. 481 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,310 l wouldn't have missed this for anything on earth. 482 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,156 On earth. 483 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:09,032 - How long do you think we're gonna be? - About two hours l should say, Pitkin. 484 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,192 Well, in that case l shall definitely have a kip. 485 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,709 l'll have that for my breakfast, eh? 486 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,276 Good luck, chaps! 487 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,319 (Screams) Look out! Look out! 488 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,319 Man overboard! Man overboard! 489 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,437 Man overboard! Stop the plane! Stop it! 490 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,876 l'll tell you what - dive down and head him off. Go on! 491 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,432 They're all falling out! Get away from that door! Get away from it. 492 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,636 Careful, careful! Hold on to my hand. 493 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,950 Go on, hold it! Hold on to it! 494 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,917 Hold it! Don't go! 495 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,714 You murderer! 496 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,196 l'll see you get hung for this! 497 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,430 Worst example of cowardice l've ever seen. 498 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,636 You're a disgrace to Tenth Airborne. 499 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,154 We're not Airborne, we're Pioneer corps! 500 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,471 - Pioneer corps? - There must be some terrible mistake. 501 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,120 We're supposed to be going to Boville. 502 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,395 Boville, eh? 503 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,074 l'll see the skipper about you two. 504 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:01,310 Well, you're in luck. The skipper says this is Boville now. 505 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,358 Ah, good. We're here, Mr Grimsdale. 506 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,318 - Do you want us to pay for the petrol? - Oh, no! 507 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,470 That was a nice, smooth landing. 508 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,120 Very grateful for your hospitality. 509 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,715 Should you ever pass our unit, do drop in. 510 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,756 - Good morning. - Good morning. 511 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,718 - Ah! Mr Gri... - You have no consideration... 512 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,791 (Screams) 513 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,836 Mr Grimsdale! 514 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,309 Coming, Pitkin, coming! 515 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,876 Get out of my way, Pitkin! 516 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,394 - You all right, Mr Grimsdale? - l think so, Pitkin. 517 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,677 - Much nicer than l thought, ain't it? - (Groans) 518 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,070 Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! 519 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,355 Ah, it's really lovely up here! 520 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,158 (Yelps) 521 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,038 Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale! 522 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,475 Now stop playing the fool, Pitkin! 523 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,391 Mr Grimsdale! 524 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,910 Thank you, Mr Grimsdale. 525 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,558 Get your... Oh! 526 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,669 Aah! Aahh! 527 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,228 Pitkin! You're on my foot! 528 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,040 Pitkin! Get off my foot, will you? 529 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,588 l daren't, Mr Grimsdale! 530 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,955 Aah! Oooh! 531 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,717 Argh! 532 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,358 Ooh! 533 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,839 Boville! We're here Mr Grimsdale. And two days ahead of schedule! 534 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,229 Pitkin, we've landed in France! 535 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,398 France! 536 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,399 What's tha doing? 537 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,516 (Distant explosions) 538 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,870 - Afternoon, Ford. - Afternoon, sir. 539 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,918 - How are the road repairs? - Pressing forward, sir. 540 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,878 Trouble is, some units are down to two men, sir. 541 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,633 - Oh. Keeping in constant touch? - Rather. 542 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:31,919 Take this map, sir. Choose any flag you like and l can call them up in seconds. 543 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,278 Well, now. How about that one? They seem to be nearest the enemy. 544 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,316 Flag 27. 545 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,075 Codename Balaclava. Must keep the enemy guessing, sir. 546 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,912 Good. 547 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,152 Hello, Balaclava. Hello, Balaclava. Agincourt calling Balaclava. 548 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,879 'Can you hear me? Roger.' 549 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,192 Hello, Agincourt, Balaclava here. But it's not Roger, it's Norman. 550 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,350 How are you progressing? 551 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,638 - l dunno. l think we're... - Better let me handle this, Pitkin. 552 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,749 We're progressing here splendidly. 553 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,196 We've repaired the three roads according to instructions, 554 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,430 have moved forward on our initiative, 555 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,432 and are doing more very necessary work here. 556 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,715 Well done, Balaclava. 557 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,155 Two of our best, sir. Keen as mustard. 558 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,435 - Came by parachute. - Splendid. 559 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,875 Hello, Balaclava. What is your position? 560 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,916 A map, Pitkin, if you please. 561 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:40,229 Balaclava position sheet 36, square B, zero six three, four four two. 562 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,956 - (Whispers) Over. - Oh. Over. 563 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,600 Thank you, Balaclava. Roger. 564 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,992 - Can't l have two lumps? - Unfortunately there were only three left. 565 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,072 Can l borrow the spoon to stir my one? 566 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,550 Perhaps you should go down to a village and buy some sugar. 567 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,679 - Oh, er, parlez-vous francais, Pitkin? - Un pew. 568 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,833 Oh, good. lt looks like one down there by that chateau. 569 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,879 You might see if you can get some eggs at the same time. 570 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,557 That's funny. According to these coordinates 571 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,518 Balaclava's four miles inside enemy territory. 572 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,875 May be bad map-readers. Better check. 573 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,916 Yes, sir. 574 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,748 Hello, Balaclava? Hello, Balaclava? 575 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,592 'Hello, Balaclava. 576 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:50,070 'Agincourt calling Balaclava. Can you hear me?' 577 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,478 Agincourt to Balaclava, confirm your position. 578 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,236 Zero six three, double four two. 579 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,550 Are you absolutely certain? 580 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,997 That makes you one mile from Fleury. Four miles inside enemy territory. 581 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,593 lt's not like me to make a mistake, Agincourt. 582 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,116 'Can you see a chateau on the hill, Balaclava?' 583 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,071 Yes, Agincourt, l can. 584 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,318 You'd better pack your equipment and retreat south. lmmediately. 585 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,436 'Repeat, immediately.' 586 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,478 Yes, Sir Roger. l mean yes. Roger, sir. 587 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,630 Es lebet hoch. 588 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,518 Herr General? 589 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,672 - Bonjour, monsieur. - Erm... 590 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,638 - Vous desirez? - Un beer, please. 591 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,830 Miss Cartland! Cor! 592 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,911 How did you get here? 593 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,355 Pardon? Je ne comprends pas, monsieur. 594 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,352 Don't you remember me? You know, the road mender. 595 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,432 Qu'est-ce que vous dites? Un ''road mender''? 596 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,796 Jamais. Never 'ave l known a road mender. 597 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,440 Oh. So you're not Miss Cartland then? 598 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,596 Non. Je m'appelle Marie Villemour. 599 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,629 Sorry. Only l used to know a girl once, just like you. 600 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,150 l didn't exactly know her. l couldn't really, 601 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:53,835 she being what she was and me being what l am. 602 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,514 Comme c'est triste. 603 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,591 - Very sad. - Oh. 604 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,996 - Elle est jolie? - ''Jolie''? 605 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,634 Oh, jolly. (Laughs) 606 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,598 Not exactly, no. She was ever so pretty though. 607 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,433 l fell in love with her the first time l saw her. 608 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,034 - So? - She didn't know that l existed. 609 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,509 Couldn't even remember my name. 610 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,034 Perhaps she was in love with someone else? 611 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,958 You know, even your voice sounds like hers. 612 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,150 Bon. Vous vouliez une biere, monsieur. 613 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,196 Oui. 614 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,517 Garcon! Un bock et demi. 615 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,114 Un bock et demi, voila, voila, monsieur. 616 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,111 (Lorry approaching) 617 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,150 Allez, bon. Au revoir, monsieur, dame, merci. 618 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,599 - Bonjour, monsieur le General! - Bonjour! 619 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,478 - Bonjour. - Ooh! What are you doing? 620 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,836 (Whispers) That way, over there. Quick. Quick. 621 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,876 But, no... 622 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,956 Henri. 623 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,436 Regardez, look! We have Schreiber. 624 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,796 - (Miss Cartland) That's not Schreiber. - Not the General? 625 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,678 He's an English soldier, Private Popkin. 626 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,479 - Pitkin. - Oh, yes. Pitkin. 627 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,438 - You are Miss Cartland! - Yes but forget it. 628 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,875 l am Marie Villemour. 629 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,351 l told you... Well, what l said upstairs, l'd never dared if l'd known. 630 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,512 - Never mind. - Why are you behind enemy lines? 631 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,717 Behind? Just mending the road with a friend of mine. 632 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,758 l've seen him. He's been taken prisoner. 633 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,354 No. Mr Grimsdale, taken prisoner? 634 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,034 l'm afraid so. 635 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,717 - Seems l made a mistake about him. - Very understandable. 636 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,398 (Man, outside) lm Gleichschritt marsch! 637 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,714 The prisoner is outside, Herr General. 638 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,756 Gut. 639 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,590 Bringt den Gefangenen rein. 640 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,831 What are you doing here dressed like that, Pitkin? 641 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,878 - Was? - lt's very ingenious, l must say. 642 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,599 You're a credit to the borough. 643 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,750 Was ist you say?! Pigdog?! 644 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,679 Nothing. l'm very sorry. Nothing at all. 645 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,479 Ah, so, you are making joke. 646 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,830 Who are you? 647 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:21,759 My name is Wilfred Grimsdale. Rank, private. Number 1 78072. 648 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:26,118 Beyond that l refuse to give any further information. 649 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,715 lf you are a soldier, where is your uniform? 650 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,552 Ein. 651 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,833 You are a spy! And we have a method for making spies talk! 652 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,388 l'll never talk. 653 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,111 - Zis is your last word? - lt is. 654 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,472 So. 655 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,278 Shoot him. 656 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,911 No, wait, wait, wait! Just a moment. l, erm... (Clears throat) 657 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,116 You wish to say something? 658 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,270 On second thought, sir, l'd like to talk. 659 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,836 Das ist gut. 660 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,193 - What were you doing in ze road? - Patching it, sir. 661 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,470 - Patching. - Yes, sir. Digging. 662 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,879 Digging. 663 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,919 Ah, digging! So, you were trying to get into my headquarters. 664 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,232 Oh, no, sir. We were just repairing a slight subsidence due to sandy soil. 665 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,759 - Ah. ''We''. - Yes, me and Pitkin. 666 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,314 Pitkin? Another spy! 667 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,198 No, sir, l'm not a spy. Really l'm not. 668 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,558 Lying hund! You are Henri Le Blanc, leader of ze French Resistance. 669 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:58,634 - l know all about you und your workers. - l'm not Le Blanc! l'm Mr Grimsdale! 670 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:03,316 Silence! l will decide who you are und what you do. 671 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,994 l will decide! 672 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,078 Where is this Pitkin? 673 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,833 - He went shopping, sir. - Shopping? 674 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:25,030 Shopping! He went spying, you mean! 675 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,079 Throw zis miserable worm into ze old dungeon. 676 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,358 Ah, Schmidt! We have captured Henri Le Blanc. 677 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,876 Herr General, l'm surprised to see you here. 678 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,916 Of course l am here! 679 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,675 l have seen something very strange in ze cafe. 680 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,991 Ze cafe? What have you seen, huh? 681 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,356 You are a danger to us, l will get you to a safe hideout. 682 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,796 - Hurry, Jean. - Allez, depeche-toi, mon vieux. 683 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,470 Ca va. Bon, on y va. 684 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,556 To the cafe! 685 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,272 - Come quickly. Au revoir, Marie. - Au revoir, Henri. Good luck, Pitkin. 686 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,033 - You got it right! - Bonne chance. 687 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,236 (Shouting) 688 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,870 - They've got her! - Don't be a fool! 689 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,997 (Shouting) 690 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,638 - What'll they do to her? - Take them to the chateau, 691 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,872 keep them 24 hours for questioning, and then...who knows? 692 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,794 (Truck passing noisily) 693 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,838 - Why can't we rescue them? - lt's not possible. 694 00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,480 l know the chateau well but how can we get in? 695 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,552 - Over the wall. - lmpossible. lt's electrified. 696 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,393 - Under it then. - lt would take too long. 697 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,552 l work on the borough council! You wanna see me dig! 698 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,479 (Drill sergeant shouting orders) 699 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,196 So far so good. Where's Pierre? 700 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,236 He's coming now. 701 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,910 Was ist los? What are you doing here? 702 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,039 C'est tres serieux, there is a dangerous subsidence of soil. 703 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,509 Monsieur le Maire is very worried. 704 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,236 lmpossible. 705 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,516 - What's the matter with him? - He's very temperamental. 706 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,673 lt's imperative this road be repair. He thinks you don't want him to dig. 707 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,716 - Well... - Help me, please. 708 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,190 - Just one little word from you. - Oh, all right. 709 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,309 (Whimpers and sobs) 710 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,478 You are a nice boy. You dig that hole, huh? 711 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,313 (Wails childishly) 712 00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:27,836 You dig that hole! 713 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,955 No, better to cover the hole with leaves and branches, 714 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,679 we may need to make a quick escape. 715 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,993 The balcony leads into the General's quarters. 716 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,036 We must steal the dungeon keys. 717 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,193 l will go first. lf the coast is clear, l'll signal with the hoot of an owl like so. 718 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,714 (Hoots) 719 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,270 lf anything happens to me, you alone can save the prisoners. 720 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,316 Au revoir, mon brave. 721 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,796 Good evening. Drop that! 722 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,596 Put up your hands. 723 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,831 You are a clever man to get into my headquarters. How did you do it? 724 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,950 You would be wise to answer my questions. 725 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,600 What is your name? 726 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,033 (Door bursts open) 727 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,719 l vill give you 30 seconds, otherwise l vill shoot. 728 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,194 What is your name? 729 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,835 (Hoots) 730 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,796 Ten seconds to go. 731 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,995 My name is...Henri Le Blanc. 732 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,712 LlAR! 733 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,032 l have already caught Henri Le Blanc. You are his accomplice - 734 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,076 Pitkin. 735 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,311 We Germans are not such fools as you think. 736 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,589 Kommen Sie, Pitkin. 737 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,832 l will personally conduct you to your friends. 738 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,716 Achtung! 739 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,516 l hope you will enjoy your stay. 740 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,396 lt will be a short one. 741 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,276 Till the morning. 742 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,112 Henri Le Blanc, here is your collaborator, Pitkin. 743 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,273 - That's not Pitkin. - You lie! 744 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,316 Stand up! 745 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,233 Admit it, or l will have you flogged. 746 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,515 - That's Pitkin. - Ha! 747 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,314 Gentlemen, your mission have failed. 748 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,632 Sleep well. For this, you will all pay the penalty. 749 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,676 Gute Nacht. 750 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,956 (Knock on door) 751 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,514 Fraulein Gretchen von Schmetterling. 752 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,750 Ah, gnadiges Fraulein. 753 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,796 Won't you be seated? 754 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,758 - Herr General. - (Giggles) 755 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,154 You may go, Jogenkraut, und see that we are not disturbed. 756 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,196 Underschtand? 757 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,750 Whatever happens, not disturbed. 758 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,308 (Chuckles gleefully) 759 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,150 Zu Befehl, Herr General. 760 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,079 - (Chuckles) - Und now... 761 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:31,429 Mein Liebling, how l have longed for this moment. 762 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,318 Soon ve vill mingle in ecstasy. 763 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,550 lt cannot be too soon for me. 764 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,669 But would it not be better to eat first? 765 01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,352 Ja. 766 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,396 But afterwards ve mingle? 767 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,359 Oh, ja, afterwards ve mingle. 768 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,396 Mingle. 769 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:55,632 - Mein beautiful butterfly! - (Giggles seductively) 770 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,756 (Giggles) 771 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,194 Ever since the night l heard you sing Brunhilde in Berlin, 772 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,556 - l have been your slave. - That was a long while ago. 773 01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:32,156 We have had many...jovial meetings since then, huh? 774 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,470 Oh, ja, so harmonious. 775 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,791 And each time you are so much better than before. 776 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,836 (Laughs) 777 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,876 Then what are we waiting for? 778 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,916 - First we drink this. - Ah! 779 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,039 To the most beautiful butterfly of the Reich Opera House. 780 01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,908 A pfennig for your thoughts, Otto. 781 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,037 l was thinking of the coming battle. 782 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,079 - With the British. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 783 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:11,391 With you. 784 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,554 Naughty, naughty boy! 785 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,198 (Crash) 786 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,840 lt is bad luck to break a champagne glass. 787 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,512 So? Why? 788 01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,194 Because you have nothing to drink from! 789 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,072 No. 790 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,994 Ah! There is always your little shoe. 791 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,640 Oh, naughty boy! 792 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,676 Ah-ah-ah! 793 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,879 Oh! (Shrieks and laughs) 794 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,556 (Screams) 795 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,878 lt's all gone! 796 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,428 (Laughter continues) 797 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,353 - You are ready? - Ja, l am ready. 798 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,396 Then...shall we? 799 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,436 Why not? 800 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,915 Cor! 801 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,674 ( Schubert: Ungeduld from Die Schone Mullerin) 802 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,758 lch schnitt es gern in alle Rinden ein 803 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,150 lch grub es gern in jeden Kieselstein 804 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,550 lch mocht es sa'n auf jedes frische Beet 805 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,791 Mit Kressensamen, der es schnell verrat 806 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,190 Auf jeden weiben Zettel mocht ich's schreiben 807 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:29,113 (Both) Dein ist mein Herz 808 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,237 Dein ist mein Herz 809 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:39,396 Und soll es ewig, ewig bleiben 810 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:46,389 Dein ist mein Herz Dein ist mein Herz 811 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:56,276 Und soll es ewig, ewig bleiben 812 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,476 Eins, zwei, drei... 813 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:14,155 Dein ist mein Herz 814 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,630 (Singing continues, muffled) 815 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,158 (Singing continues) 816 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:25,516 Dein ist mein Herz 817 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,831 Dein.... (Hacking cough) 818 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,592 Ohhh. 819 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,156 (Coughs) 820 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,073 lt is a frog, that is all. 821 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,913 Will you excuse me? l will gargle. 822 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,558 Ja. 823 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,596 l will zing zolo! 824 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,871 lch schnitt es gern in alle Rinden ein 825 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,918 lch grub es gern in jeden Kieselstein 826 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,197 lch mocht es sa'n auf jedes frische Beet 827 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,317 Mit Kressensamen, der es schnell verrat 828 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:04,836 Auf jeden weiben Zettel mocht ich's schreiben 829 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,151 Dein ist mein Herz 830 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,674 Dein ist mein... 831 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,356 (Gargles noisily) 832 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,032 Are you all right, Otto? 833 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,472 Ja. 834 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:28,120 (Lock clicks) 835 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,795 Come! Your little songbird is waiting. 836 01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:35,630 Erm, ja. Ja. 837 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,959 We have the whole night before us. ls that not wunderbar? 838 01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,516 Now, you will sing for me. 839 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,238 Ja. 840 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,312 ( Plays Ungeduld) 841 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,035 ( Sings gibberish) 842 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:04,159 - (Plays note) - (Sings tuneless gibberish) 843 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,993 (Stutters, clears throat) 844 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,390 (Sings falteringly) 845 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:14,712 (Sings tuneful gibberish) 846 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:21,272 (Tuneless gibberish) 847 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,750 (Sings scale heartily) 848 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,836 Ah. 849 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,636 Donner und Blitzen! 850 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:42,358 Dein ist mein Herz 851 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:45,238 - Dein ist mein Herz - Dine is mine hurts! 852 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:52,192 - Und soll es ewig, ewig bleiben - Oh, oh, lady, blei blei blei blei-ben... 853 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,992 (Grunts) 854 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,038 - (Shouts tunelessly) - (Banging on door) 855 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,998 (Grunts) 856 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,548 Hilfe! Wachen! 857 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,313 Hmph! Hilfe! 858 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:15,632 - (Sings gibberish) - (Otto) Hilfe! 859 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,280 (Gibberish continues, echoing) 860 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:25,233 (Singing gibberish) 861 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:28,790 - (Singing continues, echoing) - (Tuts) 862 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,359 Hilfe! 863 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:35,796 - (Sings louder) - (Banging) 864 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:42,194 - (Singing gibberish) - (Banging continues) 865 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,714 (Piano stops, Pitkin yells) 866 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,593 (Coughs and wheezes) 867 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:59,189 (Coughs) l...l've got ze frog in the throat again. 868 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,717 Will you excuse me? l'm gonna have ein gargle. 869 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,392 (Otto) Hilfe! 870 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,789 - Was ist das? - Erm... 871 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,791 - Ein mouse. - Eine Maus? 872 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,917 Ja, l'm gonna set ein trap for him. 873 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,070 Or her. 874 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,996 Hilfe! 875 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:40,671 (Shrieks) 876 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,239 (Banging) 877 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,076 Mein apologies. 878 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,276 Ah. 879 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,193 l...l was schtuck in the washroom. 880 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,396 Oh? 881 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,436 Have l been too long? 882 01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,034 You have not been long enough. 883 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,872 - Oh! - Otto! 884 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:08,112 - So! - You found the mouse? 885 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,077 Mouse? 886 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,991 lt was a frog! 887 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,117 - Now mein voice ist gut. - You think so? 888 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,590 - (Laughs mockingly) - What do you mean? 889 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,796 You sing like an old crow! 890 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,793 Old crow? When l was in there you also were singing bad! 891 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,713 - WHAT?! - You were singing basso! 892 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,473 - Oh! - l was very worried. 893 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,992 Oh! 894 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,636 All is quiet. 895 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,476 Otto! How dare you! 896 01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,710 - Let me go! - (Muffled shouts) 897 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,876 Achtung! 898 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,278 - Achtung! - We are ready. Vive la France! 899 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,875 - Vive la France. - Donner und Blitzen! Schweinehunds! 900 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,349 Er, eins, zwei, drei. 901 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:55,757 - Auf Wiedersehen, meine Herren! - (Whispers) Pitkin? 902 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,512 Schweinehund! 903 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,556 Ooh, l'm sorry, Mr Grimsdale. 904 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:06,435 Think German! Take me revolver away. Go on, overpower me! 905 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,272 (Screams) 906 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,351 Schnell, die Wachen herkommen! 907 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,590 (Screams) 908 01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:18,629 Stay where you are! Drop your weapons or l kill your general. 909 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,836 Ja, ja! 910 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,871 Now, take off your uniforms. 911 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,916 Allez, vite, vite! 912 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,559 Pitkin, l'll see that the Mayor gives you an illuminated address. 913 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:38,155 lt's not worth that, Mr Grimsdale. Do you know the way, Henri? 914 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,196 Yes, follow me. 915 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,589 - Stay where you are, mein butterfly. - Otto! 916 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,636 Nein! 917 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,997 - Mit mir, schnell! - Sofort, Herr General. 918 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,318 (Otto) Verdammt! 919 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:11,397 Hallo! Hallo! The prisoners have escaped! 920 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:15,155 One of them is impersonating your beloved General. 921 01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:19,792 'They are spies in league with the Resistance! 922 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:24,237 - 'Do not let them escape!' - Mach das Tor zu! Pass da auf! 923 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:27,312 Do not let them escape! Arrest them on sight. 924 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,356 Heil Hitler! 925 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,754 Come on, Mr Grimsdale. 926 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,070 Miss Cartland, this way. 927 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,711 There's a hole over there where we came in, goes right under the wall. 928 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,873 - Where is it, Pitkin? - l can't find it now, Mr Grimsdale. 929 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,552 Quick, down! 930 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,596 Dahin! Schnell! 931 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,920 - Achtung! - Wache! 932 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,956 Platz da! Out of my way! 933 01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,429 - Fools! - You do not deceive me. 934 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,273 You are not my beloved General! 935 01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,555 ldiot! ldiot! 936 01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,791 Traitor to the Third Reich! l am your General! 937 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:10,836 Ja wirklich, was glauben Sie? 938 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,630 lf you make another mistake you will all be shot! Understand? 939 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,356 Zu Befehl, Herr General! 940 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,356 That was Schreiber. 941 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:33,275 Now, be bold. Lead us to the gate and signal the guards to open. 942 01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,511 Your courage will not go unrewarded, mon brave. 943 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,194 lf we get separated, good luck, Pitkin. 944 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:42,352 Hope we meet again in London, Miss Cartland. 945 01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:46,479 Yes, l hope so too. l'll never forget what you've done. 946 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:50,519 - Thank you. - Come on, Pitkin, we're in your hands. 947 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,313 Achtung! Der General! 948 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,836 (Man) Herr General. 949 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,230 A telegram from the Fuhrer. 950 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,270 lt's urgent, Herr General. 951 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:53,756 Ah, so! You are the French spy - 952 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,990 - Grimsdale! - l'm not Mr Grimsdale. 953 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,675 Do not answer me back, Schweinehund! 954 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,716 For this you will die. 955 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,756 You will be shot at dawn. 956 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,592 Take him away. 957 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,196 Achtung, stillgestanden! 958 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,635 Prasentiert das Gewehr! 959 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,876 Quer uber! 960 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,956 Bringt den Gefangenen! 961 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:04,236 Prisoner will remain in step. 962 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,470 Remain in step, prisoner! 963 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,990 Nach links, marsch. 964 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,596 Prisoner, halt! 965 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,636 Prisoner, about turn! 966 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,596 Abtreten. 967 01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:32,235 Have you a last request? 968 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,276 A cigarette, perhaps? 969 01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:35,918 No, thanks. 970 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,355 l'm trying to give it up. 971 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:51,276 Gewehr! Legt an! 972 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,958 Legt an! Eins, zwei... 973 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,315 Wartet! 974 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,393 Grimsdale! You are too near the wall. lt have just been whitewashed. 975 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,670 Move two paces forward! 976 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,912 (Shouting) 977 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,390 Don't let him get away! Kill him! Shoot him! Fools! 978 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,236 (Grunting) 979 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:35,873 Er, bonjour. 980 01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:45,796 So, gentlemen, the war is over. 981 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:48,713 Victory is ours and here we are, back at work. 982 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,075 But let us not forget our Mr Pitkin. 983 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:56,075 He rescued his comrades and showed courage beyond the call of duty, 984 01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:59,869 and was awarded the highest honour this borough can bestow - 985 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:03,714 an illuminated address in a polished walnut casket. 986 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:08,919 Now he's back with us, helping in the most important task of all - 987 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,389 keeping open the arteries of the nation. 988 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,948 Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale! 989 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:16,110 What's this? Why aren't you at work? 990 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:19,397 Some soldiers threw my stop sign over the hedge. 991 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:22,597 Threw your stop sign over the hedge? 992 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,796 l'll get onto the Mayor at once. 993 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,836 Ohhh. 994 01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:37,598 (Knocking) 995 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,511 Mr Mayor! 996 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,556 They have done it again. 997 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:45,038 Cor! 998 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,514 Put me through to the War Office! 999 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,789 Now, listen, you lot! 1000 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:06,196 l'm the mayor and you can't chuck government property over the hedge! 1001 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:10,239 (Drowned out by military band) 1002 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:14,233 l was a soldier, l fought with all the best 1003 01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:17,471 Did they make me a soldier? Not on your manly chest! 1004 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:21,553 l wash the China Colonel's car, for his missus l'm a char 1005 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:24,200 They'll give me the DCM and bar, sir! 1006 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,236 Not on your ruddy life 1007 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:33,754 We're in the army, we wish we'd never been 1008 01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:35,796 What's it like in the army? 1009 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,393 ( Tuba parps) 1010 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:41,075 When we're due for civvy street they'll be dreadful kind and sweet 1011 01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,754 They'll give us a lover-ly bumper treat, sir! 1012 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,796 Not on your ruddy life! 1013 01:25:48,796 --> 01:25:52,796 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 74883

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