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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,292 --> 00:00:03,336 ♪♪ 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,932 ♪ LOVE ♪ 3 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:19,978 ♪ LOVE EXCITING AND NEW ♪ 4 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:24,107 ♪ COME ABOARD ♪ 5 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:28,236 ♪ WE'RE EXPECTING YOU ♪ 6 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:31,698 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 7 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:36,286 ♪ LOVE IS LIFE'S SWEETEST REWARD ♪ 8 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:40,248 ♪ LET IT FLOW ♪ 9 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:44,461 ♪ IT FLOATS BACK TO YOU ♪ 10 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,922 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 11 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:52,844 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 12 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:55,972 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 13 00:00:56,055 --> 00:01:00,477 ♪ PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE ♪ 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,146 ♪ SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTURE ♪ 15 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:08,902 ♪ YOUR MIND ON A NEW ROMANCE ♪ 16 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:12,697 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 17 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:16,659 ♪ LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE ♪ 18 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:20,663 ♪ IT'S AN OPEN SMILE ♪ 19 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:25,001 ♪ ON A FRIENDLY SHORE ♪ 20 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:28,838 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 21 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:33,676 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 22 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:41,851 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD, IT'S L-O-O-O-OVE ♪ 23 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,937 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD, IT'S LOVE ♪ 24 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,662 HELLO. 25 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,457 IT'S DOWN THE STEPS AND TO THE RIGHT. 26 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,711 HI, CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR CABIN NUMBER? 27 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,587 32. 28 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,756 OH, I'M SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE A CABIN 32. 29 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,383 OH, NO, NO, NO. 30 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,718 32 IS THE NUMBER OF LETTERS IN THE SENTENCE, 31 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,887 "HI, CAN I HELP YOU WITH YOUR CABIN NUMBER?" 32 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,222 IT'S A -- IT'S A LITTLE GAME I PLAY. 33 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,849 I'M LOWELL MANDELL. 34 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,350 OH, OF COURSE. 35 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:23,184 YOU WON THIS CRUISE 36 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,894 IN THE TRIBUNE PUZZLE CONTEST, RIGHT? 37 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,937 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 38 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,064 AND I'M A REAL CROSSWORD-PUZZLE NUT, YOU KNOW? 39 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:31,025 WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO BE BURIED SIX DOWN, THREE ACROSS. 40 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,277 [LAUGHS] 41 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,239 Man: GREAT. THANK YOU. 42 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,407 OH, EXCUSE ME. 43 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,242 COULD YOU HELP ME FIND THE ALOHA DECK? 44 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,910 SURE, IT'S RIGHT THROUGH THOSE DOORS AND TO THE LEFT. 45 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,746 -THANK YOU. -WAIT A MINUTE, THAT VOICE -- 46 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,915 DON'T I KNOW THAT VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE? 47 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,083 IT'S POSSIBLE. 48 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,252 I USUALLY TAKE IT WITH ME WHEREVER I GO. 49 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,297 I THINK I GOT IT. SAY, "IS THE CALLER THERE?" 50 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,965 THAT'S PHIL DONAHUE. 51 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,259 I'M, "LINE 2, YOU'RE ON THE AIR." 52 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,929 DR. DOROTHEE DAVIS, THE RADIO PSYCHOLOGIST! 53 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,098 OH, YOU TAKE AWAY ALL THE JOY OF DISCOVERY. 54 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:03,516 I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT. 55 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,269 DR. DAVIS, I WAS THINKING OF PSYCHOLOGY AS A CAREER. 56 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,105 DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE? 57 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,565 I'M NOT SURE I'M THE PERSON TO ASK 58 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,734 ABOUT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT. 59 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,618 -HI. -HELLO. 60 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,120 WHERE IS HE? 61 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,955 COME ON. 62 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,210 [CHUCKLES] 63 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,428 Leo: HE'S SO NEAT. 64 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,180 I'M LEO HALBERT. HOW DO YOU DO? 65 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,640 AND WHERE DO WE GO? 66 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,141 WELL, WELCOME ABOARD. I'M CAPTAIN STUBING. 67 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:47,393 [GRUNTS] 68 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:48,811 [BOTH LAUGH] 69 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,647 AND THIS IS PURSER SMITH. 70 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,648 [CLEARS THROAT] 71 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:52,899 PBHT! 72 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,653 I GUESS HE OUTRANKS YOU. 73 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:58,655 I GREW UP WATCHING YOU TWO ON TV. 74 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,990 LEO AND TANNY, RIGHT? -RIGHT. 75 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,992 AND YOU MUST BE HIS WIFE. 76 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,787 NO, TANNY'S NOT MARRIED. I'M LEO'S WIFE. 77 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:08,706 WELL, I'M SORRY. 78 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,666 THIS IS MY WIFE, MARY. 79 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,793 OH, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I WILL NEVER FORGET 80 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,128 THAT OLD WESTERN ROUTINE YOU GUYS USED TO DO. 81 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,380 TANNY, BANG! 82 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,465 [GROANS] 83 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:20,802 ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO FALL DOWN WHEN I DO THAT? 84 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,346 HM? OH, YEAH. BUT HE'S NO FOOL. 85 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,515 HE KNOWS YOUR FINGER WASN'T LOADED. 86 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,350 [LAUGHTER] 87 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,478 [SHIP HORN HONKS] 88 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,940 [CHEERING] 89 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,714 THEN, WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU WERE GONNA BE ON THIS CRUISE, 90 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,590 I KNEW YOU COULD HELP ME. 91 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,050 I'M THE CHIEF PURSER AROUND HERE, 92 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,345 AND LATELY, NOBODY SEEMS TO BE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY. 93 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,056 WELL, MAYBE IT'S YOUR NICKNAME -- "GOPHER." 94 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,434 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. I THINK IT'S MY CHILDHOOD. 95 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,728 I HAD A LOT OF REJECTION AS A CHILD. 96 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,063 WHENEVER I PLAYED HIDE-AND-SEEK, NOBODY WOULD LOOK FOR ME. 97 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,398 DO YOU THINK THAT'S SIGNIFICANT, DOCTOR? 98 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,233 IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY. 99 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:18,401 I HARDLY KNOW YOU. 100 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,944 WELL, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. 101 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,739 WHAT I'LL DO IS I'LL PUT ALL THE THOUGHTS IN MY CHILDHOOD 102 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,240 DOWN ON PAPER, AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 103 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:25,241 THIS IS GREAT. 104 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,201 THIS IS MORE FEEDBACK THAN I'VE HAD IN MONTHS. 105 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,578 THANK YOU. 106 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,288 [Flatly] MM-HMM. 107 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,041 Isaac: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOWELL IS GONNA DO THIS 108 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,085 WITHIN 20 SECONDS, BLINDFOLDED. 109 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,463 SO, ARE YOU READY, LOWELL? 110 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,589 READY! 111 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,633 OKAY, GO! 112 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,719 [SPECTATORS CHEERING] 113 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,599 FIVE SECONDS. 114 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,895 I FIND BRILLIANT MEN INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE. 115 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,397 I THINK THE SEXIEST PART OF A MAN'S BODY IS HIS MIND. 116 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,690 Isaac: 10 SECONDS! 117 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,571 15 SECONDS! 118 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,281 [SPECTATORS CHEERING] 119 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,574 TA-DA! 120 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:09,494 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 121 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,916 NOW, FOLKS, YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 122 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,085 BUT LOWELL HAS TOLD ME THAT HE CAN TELL 123 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:20,588 THE DAY OF THE WEEK OF ANY DATE IN HISTORY. 124 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,006 THAT'S RIGHT. 125 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,006 [SPECTATORS MURMUR] 126 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,426 NO, NO, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS? 127 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,514 HOW ABOUT YOU? 128 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,018 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 129 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,687 UM...WHAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? 130 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,232 JULY 2nd, 1960. 131 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,483 JULY 2nd. 132 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,943 YOU SAID JULY 2nd? -MM-HMM. 133 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,694 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? THAT'S REALLY AMAZING. 134 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,155 YOU KNOW, THIS WEDNESDAY, YOUR BIRTHDAY WILL BE 135 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,324 ONLY 148 DAYS AWAY. 136 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,534 [LAUGHS] 137 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:50,993 SO, UH, COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU 138 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,496 A 148-DAYS- BEFORE-YOUR-BIRTHDAY LUNCH. 139 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,623 BUT THE FOOD ON THE SHIP IS FREE. 140 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,834 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, ORDER WHATEVER YOU WANT. 141 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:09,846 OOH, HI, ISAAC. 142 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,515 HI, DR. DAVIS. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 143 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:16,018 -HOW ABOUT A MARGARITA? -A MARGARITA, COMING RIGHT UP. 144 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,895 YOU KNOW, DR. DAVIS, IN A WAY, YOU AND I ARE 145 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:19,522 IN THE SAME BUSINESS. 146 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,482 OH? HOW'S THAT? 147 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,402 WELL, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TELLING THEIR TROUBLES TO A BARTENDER, 148 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:27,613 EXCEPT MY CLIENTELE DOES NOT GET YOUR PROFESSIONAL EXPERTISE. 149 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:33,619 HM, WELL, MY PROFESSIONAL EXPERTISE IS HIGHLY OVERRATED. 150 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,664 BESIDES, YOUR CLIENTS GET SOMETHING MINE DON'T. 151 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,999 WHAT'S THAT? 152 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:40,209 FRUIT ON A TOOTHPICK. 153 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,669 HEY, DR. DAVIS. ISAAC, HOW YOU DOING? 154 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,045 -HELLO. -FINE. 155 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,547 LISTEN, I'VE GOT KIND OF A STICKY PROBLEM. 156 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,215 I COULD USE A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL ADVICE. 157 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,134 WELL, FINE. ISAAC'S FREE. 158 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,386 [LAUGHS] NO, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 159 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:51,721 I KNOW IT'S KIND OF AN IMPOSITION, 160 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,389 BUT IT'S REALLY, VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 161 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,601 OKAY, SHOOT. 162 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,060 YEAH. 163 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,020 WELL, I'VE GOT THIS FRIEND NAMED ELAINE 164 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,189 WHO I BROKE UP WITH A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. 165 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,524 NOW, I JUST LEARNED THAT SHE'S PLANNING ON MARRYING THIS GUY 166 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,444 WHO I KNOW IS A REAL WOMANIZER. 167 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:10,865 NOW, SHOULD I WARN ELAINE, OR SHOULD I JUST STAY OUT OF IT? 168 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:14,076 I THINK YOU OWE IT TO ELAINE TO LEVEL WITH HER. 169 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,537 MAYBE YOU CAN PREVENT AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. 170 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,289 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 171 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,665 I STILL HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO HER. 172 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,000 I MEAN, SHE'S STILL MY FRIEND, RIGHT? 173 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,585 -MM-HMM. -OKAY, I'LL SEND HER A CABLE 174 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,253 RIGHT AWAY AND LET HER KNOW WHAT A BIG MISTAKE SHE'S MAKING. 175 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,172 THANKS A MILLION. -[CHUCKLES] 176 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:30,301 BOY, YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR STUFF. 177 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:33,471 I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM THE EXACT OPPOSITE. 178 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:34,430 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 179 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:38,100 WELL, FOOL THAT I AM, I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM 180 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,268 TO STAY OUT OF IT. 181 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,895 HE'D ALREADY BROKEN UP WITH HER, 182 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,147 SO IT WAS REALLY NONE OF HIS BUSINESS. 183 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,067 BUT THAT'S WHY YOU GET THE BIG BUCKS. 184 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,009 ALL RIGHT, RED. 185 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,264 THIS HERE DECK AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. 186 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,307 GO AHEAD, RED. SHOW HIM HOW TOUGH YOU ARE. 187 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,934 LEO. 188 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,653 THIS HERE SIX IRON IS LOADED. 189 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,196 YOU'RE GONNA EAT MY DUST. 190 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,281 BANG! 191 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,831 HEY, HE'S A REAL CHARACTER ISN'T HE? 192 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,833 [LAUGHS] UH, MARY, LISTEN, 193 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,793 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF GOPHER, TANNY, AND ME, HUH? 194 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,336 YES, ALL RIGHT. 195 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,047 OH, LEO, THIS WILL BE ONE FOR MY GRANDCHILDREN. 196 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,841 OF COURSE, I HAVE TO HAVE THE CHILDREN FIRST. 197 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,676 -SMILE, EVERYBODY. -OKAY. 198 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,052 SHOOT. 199 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,846 [CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS] 200 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,846 [GROANS] 201 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,309 LEO, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA. 202 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,311 WHY DON'T YOU AND TANNY DO YOUR SHOW TONIGHT? 203 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,854 UH, THAT -- THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 204 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,355 OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC. I'LL MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS. 205 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,273 OKAY. 206 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,818 LEO, LET HIM REST. HE'S HAD A LONG DAY. 207 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,361 IT'S OKAY. HE'S FINE. 208 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,030 HE'S NOT FINE. 209 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,157 HE HASN'T BEEN FINE FOR A LONG TIME. 210 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,452 [SIGHS] 211 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,704 Lowell: SO, ANYHOW, ONCE, IN COLLEGE, 212 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,539 I FINISHED THIS ENGLISH EXAM EARLY. 213 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,041 SO I WAS GETTING A LITTLE BORED. 214 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,168 AND, UH, TO KILL TIME, I STARTED COUNTING 215 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,503 THE NUMBER OF LETTERS IN WORDS AND SENTENCES. 216 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,340 AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN THAT I'VE BEEN DOING IT EVER SINCE. 217 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,217 I NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE FINISHED A TEST EARLY. 218 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,053 MY TEACHERS PRACTICALLY HAD TO ARM-WRESTLE ME 219 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,221 FOR MY TEST PAPERS. 220 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,221 [CHUCKLES] 221 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,432 WHERE'D YOU GO TO COLLEGE? 222 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,935 UH...WELL, YOU KNOW, BACK EAST. 223 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,520 WHERE BACK EAST? 224 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,105 [SIGHS] 225 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,399 HARVARD -- I WENT TO HARVARD. 226 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,568 YOU WENT TO HARVARD? 227 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:55,654 I WOULD HAVE GIVEN ANYTHING TO GO TO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL. 228 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,740 WHAT WAS IT LIKE AT HARVARD? 229 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,408 36. 230 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,243 36 -- 231 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,038 LETTERS IN, "WHAT WAS IT LIKE AT HARVARD?" 232 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,123 NO, OF THE NUMBER OF LETTERS IN, 233 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,043 "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT?" 234 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,711 I'D LOVE TO. 235 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,254 [VIDEO GAME BUZZES] 236 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,048 [VIDEO GAME BEEPING] 237 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,549 [CHUCKLES] 238 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,592 YOU KNOW, THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT DAY FOR ME. 239 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,803 NOT ONLY DO I GET A DATE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 240 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,304 BUT, UH, I JUST SAVED THE UNIVERSE. 241 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,530 [WATER RUSHING] 242 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,949 COME ON, TANNY. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR DINNER. 243 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,409 [GRUNTING] 244 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,786 OH, DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS. 245 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,788 [GRUNTS] 246 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,123 [LAUGHS] 247 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,797 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING THE ACT. 248 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,632 HE HASN'T WORKED IN OVER A YEAR. 249 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,509 YOU SAW HIM UP ON DECK TODAY. 250 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,136 OH, COME ON, MARY. HE MISSED A COUPLE OF CUES. 251 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,137 THAT'S ALL. -[SIGHS] 252 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,763 "A COUPLE" OF CUES? 253 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,974 HE MESSED UP EVERY BIT YOU TRIED. 254 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,102 [SIGHS] FACE IT, LEO -- HE'S OVER THE HILL. 255 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,812 NO, HE'S NOT OVER THE HILL. 256 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,063 HE'LL BE FINE OUT THERE. 257 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,898 HE'S A TROUPER, MARY. 258 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,358 LEO, LISTEN TO ME. 259 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,069 LET ME TELL GOPHER THAT HE CAN'T DO IT. 260 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:20,114 UH, I'LL SAY THAT HE'S, UH, SEASICK OR SOMETHING. 261 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:26,370 LEO, DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THIS COULD BE? 262 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,639 MY ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE 263 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,183 TO ASK HIS GIRLFRIEND TO MARRY HIM. 264 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,186 SO, I RIGGED THE SCOREBOARD SO THAT, DURING HALF TIME, 265 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,104 IT WOULD READ, "BETTY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" 266 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,564 [LAUGHS] DID IT WORK? 267 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,815 OH, YEAH. IT WORKED GREAT. 268 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,360 UH, FOUR BETTYS GOT ENGAGED THAT WEEKEND. 269 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,695 HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 270 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,655 WELL, I HAD A PROFESSOR AT M.I.T. 271 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,491 WHO WAS A REAL PRACTICAL JOKESTER. 272 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,867 M.I.T.? 273 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,661 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WENT TO HARVARD. 274 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:11,582 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I-I DID, FOR MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE. 275 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:12,666 BUT THEN I -- 276 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,544 THEN I WENT ON TO M.I.T. FOR MY MASTER'S, YOU KNOW? 277 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,672 YOU WENT TO HARVARD AND M.I.T.? 278 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,383 WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, ME AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER GUYS. 279 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,969 AND I HAD THE BEST BODY. GO FIGURE. 280 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:29,058 UH, DID YOU KNOW THAT, UH, THE DENSITY OF SATURN 281 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:29,975 IS LIGHTER THAN WATER? 282 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,061 YOU COULD FLOAT THAT SUCKER IN A BATHTUB. 283 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,064 OF COURSE, YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A BATHTUB THE SIZE OF JUPITER. 284 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,900 [CHUCKLES] WAITER? 285 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,444 [LAUGHTER] 286 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,779 [GRUNTS] 287 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,281 YEAH, HE LOVES THE MOVIES, 288 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,282 ESPECIALLY "THE THREE STOOGES." 289 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,700 THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS TIMING. 290 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,910 PBHT! 291 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,328 [LAUGHS] 292 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,751 YOU KNOW, LEO, ALL THE KIDS ON BOARD 293 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,045 WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF THEY DON'T SEE YOU AND TANNY PERFORM. 294 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,548 WELL, I, UH... 295 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,049 -[SLURPING] -OH, COME ON, LEO, 296 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,259 JUST ONE SHOW? 297 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,718 Both: PLEASE? 298 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,720 I TOLD YOU ALL THE KIDS WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED. 299 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,765 WELL, SURE. SURE, YEAH. 300 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,600 WE CAN DO A LITTLE SHOW FOR YOU. 301 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,935 HOW ABOUT THAT, PARTNER? 302 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,436 [GROANS] 303 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,938 [LAUGHTER] 304 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,983 HE'D LOVE TO. [LAUGHS] 305 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,568 THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME TO DINNER. 306 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,444 OH, MY PLEASURE. 307 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,447 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HAD AN OFFICIAL DATE. 308 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,159 I SUPPOSE, WITH YOUR SCHEDULE, IT IS DIFFICULT. 309 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,620 IT'S NOT THAT. 310 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,956 IT'S JUST THAT I'M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE. 311 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,333 OH, I'M SORRY. 312 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,419 IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, I'M A GOOD LISTENER. 313 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,588 GOOD EVENING. 314 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,131 OH, GOSH, LOOK AT THAT PRIME RIB. 315 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,841 THAT LOOKS GREAT. 316 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,676 WHAT DO YOU WANT, GOPHER? 317 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,262 DOCTOR, I REALIZE YOUR TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS. 318 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,638 SO I'VE TRIED TO CONDENSE 319 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,473 SOME OF MY THOUGHTS ON MY CHILDHOOD. 320 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,102 OLIVER TWIST DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH OF A CHILDHOOD. 321 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,645 AH, GOOD EVENING. 322 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,522 WELL, THE PRIME RIB LOOKS GREAT. 323 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,190 WHY DON'T WE GET A COUPLE OF EXTRA FORKS? 324 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,442 YOU CAN EAT OFF OUR PLATES. 325 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,319 [LAUGHS] NO, THANKS. I CAN'T STAY. 326 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,820 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. GOOD-BYE. 327 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,196 [CHUCKLES] 328 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,698 UH, LISTEN, I-I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 329 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:08,991 THAT I TOOK YOUR ADVICE, AND I SENT A CABLE 330 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:09,992 TO MY FRIEND ELAINE. 331 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,161 AND I TOLD HER THAT IF SHE MARRIED THAT JERK, 332 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,662 SHE WOULD BE MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE 333 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,289 OF HER ENTIRE LIFE. 334 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,124 WHEW! WHAT A LOAD OFF MY MIND. 335 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,795 UM...MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, ACE. 336 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,797 WHAT? 337 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,177 WELL, I-I-IT'S JUST THAT, SOMETIMES -- 338 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,678 I DON'T KNOW. 339 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,555 MAYBE IT'S BETTER THAT PEOPLE FIND OUT 340 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,850 THESE THINGS FOR THEMSELVES, DON'T YOU THINK? 341 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,560 ARE YOU TELLING ME I SHOULD SEND ANOTHER CABLE? 342 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,020 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 343 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,147 WELL... 344 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,565 YES, P-PERHAPS YOU'D BETTER. 345 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,612 I TELL YOU -- LIFE CAN BE A HANDFUL. 346 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,493 OH, I GOT THIS RESEARCH GRANT FROM STANFORD. 347 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,535 -BUT -- -YOU WENT TO HARVARD, 348 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,246 M.I.T., AND STANFORD? 349 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,414 [SIGHS] 350 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,166 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 351 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,542 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 352 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,543 "LOWELL"? 353 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,920 [SIGHS] 354 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,338 "PRODIGY." 355 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,299 YOU'RE A PRODIGY. 356 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,885 BOY, WHAT I WOULDN'T DO WITH YOUR BRAINS. 357 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,721 I'D INVENT THINGS. 358 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,681 NO-RUN PANTYHOSE -- 359 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,724 THAT WOULD GIVE ME A NOBEL PRIZE FOR SURE. 360 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,102 [LAUGHS] 361 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,021 YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY TALK ABOUT YOUR PAST. 362 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,190 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW. 363 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,902 OH, YOU DO, DO YOU? 364 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,405 WELL, RIGHT NOW, I'M STANDING IN THE MOONLIGHT 365 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,241 WITH THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN ON THIS SHIP. 366 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,083 [BOTH LAUGH] 367 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,085 OH, HI, GUYS. HEY, LISTEN, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE CASINO. 368 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:43,919 YOU WANT TO COME? 369 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,255 THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CASINO. 370 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,548 -CASINO? -YEAH. 371 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,757 LISTEN, I'M ON A LOSING STREAK, 372 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,134 AND I NEVER QUIT WHEN I'M BEHIND. 373 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,969 GEE, I-I DON'T KNOW. 374 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,096 WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS KIND OF INTERESTING, BRENDA. 375 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:54,888 COME ON. 376 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,433 LEAD THE WAY. -RIGHT ON. 377 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,396 -OH, I LIKE THIS. -MM. 378 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,107 A NICE, QUIET TABLE AWAY FROM ALL THE ACTIVITY. 379 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,901 AND ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING FOR FREE ADVICE. 380 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,736 EXCUSE ME. 381 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,404 WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THESE TWO CHAIRS 382 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,114 WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND THEM? 383 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,117 -[CHUCKLES] -THANK YOU. 384 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,494 [SIGHS] EVERYBODY THINKS I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. 385 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,204 IT'S AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 386 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,622 I GET IT ALL THE TIME. 387 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,791 AS SOON AS PEOPLE FIND OUT I'M A DOCTOR, 388 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,461 THEY DRAG OUT ALL THEIR ACHES AND PAINS. 389 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,087 WELL, HOW DO YOU HANDLE IT? 390 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,298 I TELL THEM MY LAWYER WON'T LET ME SAY ANYTHING 391 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,799 TILL AFTER THE MALPRACTICE TRIAL. 392 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,760 THEY USUALLY LEAVE ME ALONE AFTER THAT. 393 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,638 UH-OH. 394 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,563 DOCTOR, BAD NEWS -- 395 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,815 I FOUND OUT THAT ELAINE RECEIVED THE FIRST CABLE. 396 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,108 NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO, PLAY DUMB? 397 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,610 I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 398 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,611 DID I TELL YOU I'M AN ONLY CHILD? 399 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,987 DO YOU MIND? 400 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,822 NOW, SHOULD I RISK SENDING A THIRD CABLE 401 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,033 TO EXPLAIN THE FIRST OR JUST STOP WITH THE SECOND? 402 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,785 COULDN'T THAT EXPLAIN MY DIFFICULTY SHARING? 403 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,953 I DON'T KNOW. 404 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,830 I CAN'T HELP YOU. I CAN'T HELP ANYBODY ANYMORE. 405 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,335 I QUIT MY JOB TWO WEEKS AGO. I'M THROUGH HANDING OUT ADVICE. 406 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,297 OH, DR. DAVIS, LISTEN -- I WAS JUST LOOKING 407 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,799 THROUGH SOME CATALOGS FROM UCLA. 408 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,966 AND I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU THOUGHT 409 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,884 OF THE PSYCHOLOGY DEPARTMENT. 410 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,303 WILL EVERYBODY JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE? 411 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,356 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE LOVE BOAT MERMAIDS. 412 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,819 [APPLAUSE, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 413 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,196 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 414 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,365 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 415 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,450 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 416 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,963 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪ 417 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,968 ♪ I'LL JUST STAY HERE LOCKED BEHIND THE DOOR ♪ 418 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,514 ♪ JUST NO TIME TO STOP AND GET AWAY ♪ 419 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:05,394 ♪ 'CAUSE I WORK SO HARD TO MAKE IT EVERY DAY ♪ 420 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,232 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 421 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,233 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 422 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,777 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO SAY ♪ 423 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,071 ♪ JUST HOW SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE ♪ 424 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:18,407 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO FIND ♪ 425 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,534 ♪ ANY STRENGTH TO DRAW THE LINE ♪ 426 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,452 ♪ OH, I'M JUST BURNING ♪ 427 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,581 ♪ DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 428 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,915 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING ♪ 429 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,834 ♪ DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 430 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,176 ♪ THERE'S NO MONEY FALLING FROM THE SKY ♪ 431 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,595 ♪ THERE'S NO MONEY FALLING FROM THE SKY ♪ 432 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,598 ♪ A MAN TOOK MY HEART AND ROBBED ME BLIND ♪ 433 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,099 ♪ LORD, HAVE MERCY ♪ 434 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,102 ♪ SOMEONE STOLE MY BRAND-NEW CHEVROLET ♪ 435 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,563 ♪ SOMEONE STOLE HER BRAND-NEW CHEVROLET ♪ 436 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,899 ♪ AND THE RENT IS DUE, I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO STAY ♪ 437 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,860 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 438 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,824 ♪ I'M ON FIRE ♪ 439 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,284 ♪ YEAH ♪ 440 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,454 ♪ WELL, I'M ON FIRE ♪ 441 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,247 ♪ YEAH ♪ 442 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:31,480 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 443 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:36,193 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 444 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,779 ♪ I KNOW THERE'S A POT OF GOLD FOR ME ♪ 445 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,822 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 446 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,325 ♪ ALL I GOT TO DO IS JUST BELIEVE ♪ 447 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,327 ♪ BELIEVE, BELIEVE, BELIEVE ♪ 448 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,829 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 449 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,165 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 450 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,209 ♪ AND I'M JUST BURNING, DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 451 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,380 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 452 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,383 ♪ WHOO-OOH ♪ 453 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,344 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 454 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,346 [SONG ENDS] 455 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,890 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 456 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,309 ♪ ♪ 457 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,188 [GRUNTS] 458 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:17,693 -MR. HALBERT... -MM-HMM? 459 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:18,735 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT A THRILL IT IS 460 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,863 FOR ME TO BE PERFORMING ON THE SAME STAGE AS YOU. 461 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,074 I'VE LOVED YOUR ACT MY WHOLE LIFE. 462 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,660 I MEAN, I'VE ONLY BEEN WATCHING TELEVISION SINCE I WAS 4. 463 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,204 BUT EVER SINCE THEN... -IT'S HER FIRST JOB. 464 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998 SHE GETS EXCITED. -[LAUGHS] 465 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:35,043 WELL, IT'S NICE TO BE APPRECIATED BY MY PEERS. 466 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,545 MARY THINKS WE'RE OVER THE HILL, TANNY. 467 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,130 LET'S GO SHOW HER. 468 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:44,219 DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE CALLED ME HIS PEER. 469 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,846 EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 470 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,729 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND TO LEO AND TANNY. 471 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,733 [APPLAUSE] 472 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,901 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 473 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,862 THANK YOU. WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 474 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,905 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I -- WAIT A MINUTE. 475 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,574 WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SCRIPT? 476 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,200 WE HAVEN'T CHANGED A LINE IN 20 YEARS. 477 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,201 GET RID OF IT. 478 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,454 [DRUM ROLL, CYMBAL CRASHES] 479 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,080 [LAUGHTER] 480 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:12,956 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 481 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,876 NOW, WHEN I -- WHEN I SAY, "ROMEO, ROMEO, 482 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,295 WHEREFORE ART THOU, ROMEO," WHAT DO YOU DO? 483 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,547 [LAUGHTER] 484 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,716 MARVELOUS. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 485 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:27,262 AND, UH, NOW, WHEN YOU PUCKER UP, WHAT DO I DO? 486 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:32,267 [GRUNTS] 487 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:32,267 [LAUGHTER] 488 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,270 [APPLAUSE] 489 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:35,270 MAYBE WE DO NEED THAT SCRIPT. 490 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,563 WOULD YOU MIND THROWING UP THAT SCRIPT, SIR? 491 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,648 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 492 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,648 [DRUM ROLLS, CYMBAL CRASHES] 493 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,900 YOU NEED TO BE TRAINED. 494 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,443 [LAUGHTER] 495 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,446 NOW, IT SAYS HERE, "LEO KISSES THE REDHEAD." 496 00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:45,906 BUT I'M SORRY. I CAN'T -- NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 497 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,824 WAIT, I CAN'T KISS THE REDHEAD. MY WIFE IS OUT THERE. 498 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,117 [GROANS] 499 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,117 PLEASE! 500 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,452 [SPITS] 501 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,454 [LAUGHTER] 502 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,792 Man: PLACE YOUR BETS. PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE. 503 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,960 NO MORE BETS, PLEASE. 504 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,965 34 RED, A WINNER. -[Laughing] HEY. 505 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,258 HEY, THAT'S FIVE WINNERS IN A ROW. 506 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,469 I CAN'T LOSE. 507 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,763 LOWELL SEEMS TO BE ON A WINNING STREAK. 508 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,931 I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME. 509 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,141 I LOST 25 BUCKS IN THE STAMP MACHINE. 510 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,143 [LAUGHS] 511 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,813 YOU KNOW, YEARS AGO, I LEARNED A SUREFIRE WAY 512 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,606 TO DOUBLE MY MONEY IN THE CASINO. 513 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,982 HOW? 514 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,317 I JUST FOLD IT AND PUT IT IN MY POCKET. 515 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,485 OH. 516 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,531 ISAAC... 517 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,990 HMM? 518 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,993 BRENDA LOOKS BORED. COME ON. 519 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,495 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 520 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,248 TO PUT A LITTLE ROMANCE BACK INTO HER LIFE. 521 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,627 HI, GUYS. 522 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,003 -HI. -LISTEN. 523 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,505 WHY DON'T WE ALL GO TO THE MOVIES? 524 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,798 OH, JUDY, I'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT MOVIE. 525 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,842 [Coughs] GREAT IDEA. 526 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,176 THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 527 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,053 -WHAT ABOUT IT, LOWELL? -UH, NOT NOW. 528 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,139 I'M ON A ROLL. LISTEN. 529 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,141 UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO ALONG WITH JUDY AND ISAAC? 530 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,684 AND I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES, OKAY? 531 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,019 OKAY. 532 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,022 MAN: PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE. 533 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,950 WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 534 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,500 YOU KNOW... 535 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:25,547 AFTER 18 YEARS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A HAPPY MARRIAGE, 536 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,340 MY DEVOTED HUSBAND CAME HOME ONE NIGHT 537 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:31,428 AND TOLD ME HE WAS LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN. 538 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,680 I'M SORRY. 539 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,348 [Scoffs] THAT'S NOT THE BEST PART. 540 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,686 THAT OTHER WOMAN HAPPENED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. 541 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,229 OOH. 542 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,440 SHE USED TO COME TO ME AND POUR HER HEART OUT 543 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,902 ABOUT HOW GUILTY SHE WAS OVER THE AFFAIR SHE WAS HAVING. 544 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,236 YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING. 545 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,071 ANYBODY WITH AN OUNCE OF SENSE 546 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,450 COULD HAVE SEEN WHAT WAS GOING ON... 547 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,744 BUT NOT DR. DOROTHEE. 548 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,582 I EVEN TALKED HER OUT OF FEELING GUILTY. 549 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,417 SO LET'S FACE IT. 550 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,754 I'M NOT IN THE POSITION TO GIVE ANYBODY ADVICE. 551 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:10,008 THAT'S WHY I'M THROUGH WITH IT. 552 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,595 [Laughter] 553 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,305 OKAY, RED. 554 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,224 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME ANY LONGER. 555 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,812 CHICKEN, HUH, RED? 556 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,899 [Laughter] 557 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:31,029 WHY, THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. 558 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,826 I SAID THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. 559 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,208 DRAW! 560 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,132 DRAW! 561 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,638 GIVE ME THE GUN. 562 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,181 COME ON. 563 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,058 NEVER HOLD A GUN TO YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT. 564 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:02,978 WHAT DID I TELL YA? 565 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,272 ♪♪ 566 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,316 [Laughter] 567 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,194 [Applause] 568 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,666 MARY, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, 569 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,502 THE NEXT TIME LEO AND TANNY ARE ON TV, COULD YOU LET ME KNOW? 570 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:31,339 SEE, NOW THAT I'M A GROWN-UP, I GET TO STAY UP LATE. 571 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,716 THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME, GOPHER. 572 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,175 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 573 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,886 YOU'VE JUST SEEN THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE. 574 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,806 WE'RE RETIRING TANNY TO THE PUERTO VALLARTA ZOO TOMORROW. 575 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,143 ♪♪ 576 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:54,362 ♪♪ 577 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,907 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 578 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,701 AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. COME ON. 579 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,369 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 580 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,205 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 581 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:07,375 YOU KNOW, MARY, TANNY IS SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. 582 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,336 THIS TRIP MAY BE THE VERY LIFT HE NEEDS 583 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,628 TO START HIM WORKING AGAIN. 584 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,881 FORGET IT, LEO. 585 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,091 OH, I PROMISE, NO MORE TOURS. 586 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,261 JUST A FEW ONE-NIGHTERS AND A COUPLE OF TV SHOWS. 587 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,847 LEO, WE AGREED IT'S THE BEST THING FOR EVERYBODY. 588 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:23,099 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. NO MORE ONE-NIGHTERS. 589 00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:26,686 NO MORE TV SHOWS. 590 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,733 HOW ABOUT AN OCCASIONAL SHOW AT A MALL? 591 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:34,527 LEO, TANNY'S OLD. 592 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,112 LET HIM REST. 593 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,238 YEAH, BUT YOU SAW HIM LAST NIGHT. 594 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,908 HE WAS GREAT. THE AUDIENCE LOVED HIM. 595 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,911 WELL, MAYBE THE AUDIENCE DID THINK HE WAS GREAT. 596 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,829 BUT, LEO, BOTH YOU AND I KNOW 597 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,123 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO GET THIS OVER WITH. 598 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,131 THAT'S THE IDEA. 599 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,050 GET THOSE CORNFLAKES GOOD AND BUSY. 600 00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,053 THEY'RE EASIER TO CATCH. 601 00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:04,224 I JUST FEEL SO BADLY ABOUT DR. DAVIS. 602 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:05,141 I DON'T KNOW. 603 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,394 MAYBE IF I HADN'T BOTHERED HER SO MUCH -- 604 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,604 OH, HONEY, SHE'S JUST UPSET ABOUT HER DIVORCE. 605 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:10,563 OH, THAT'S ONLY PART OF IT. 606 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,983 HER REAL PROBLEM IS A CRISIS OF CONFIDENCE. 607 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:17,112 SHE'S CONVINCED SHE'S NO GOOD AS A PSYCHOLOGIST. 608 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,781 YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD HER SHOW ISN'T ON THE AIR ANYMORE. 609 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,991 THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF PROBLEM SHE USUALLY HANDLES. 610 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,618 MAYBE IF YOU TALKED TO HER, DOC. 611 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,245 I MEAN, EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS. 612 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,123 EVEN DOCTORS GET SICK. 613 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,458 VICKI, YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING BRILLIANT. 614 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,253 I DID? WHAT'D I SAY? 615 00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:34,671 DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 616 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,506 I'M SURE YOU'LL SAY IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 617 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:41,302 ♪♪ 618 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,472 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO ROMANTIC PUERTO VALLARTA. 619 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,015 WE HOPE YOU ENJOY A MEMORABLE VISIT 620 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,184 TO THIS BEAUTIFUL MEXICAN RESORT TOWN. 621 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,821 BRENDA. 622 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,323 BRENDA, WAIT. COME ON. PLEASE? 623 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,451 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT. 624 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,203 I, UH, I GOT HUNG UP AT THE ROULETTE GAME, 625 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,330 AND I LOST ALL TRACK OF TIME. 626 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,040 WELL, I DIDN'T. 627 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,001 THE MOVIE WAS GREAT. 628 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,627 -I SAW IT TWICE. -NO, WAIT. 629 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:18,882 WAIT. I -- LOOK, I'M SORRY, HONEST. 630 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,425 THERE'S GOOD NEWS, THOUGH. I WON. 631 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:21,676 HUH? LOOK. 632 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,136 AND I'M GONNA SPEND IT ALL ON YOU, TOO. 633 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,512 WE'RE GONNA GO INTO TOWN, 634 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,682 AND WE'RE GONNA PAINT IT ROJO, HUH? 635 00:29:27,765 --> 00:29:29,851 I CAN'T LET YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME. 636 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:30,685 OH, ALL RIGHT. 637 00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:32,562 THEN I'LL -- I'LL JUST SPEND PART OF IT. 638 00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,689 AND THEN I PROMISE I'LL DONATE THE OTHER PART 639 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,817 TO MY FAVORITE CHARITY -- ME. 640 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,252 TANNY, UH... 641 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,424 TANNY... 642 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,345 TANNY? 643 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:07,388 TANNY? TANNY? 644 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,598 TANNY?! 645 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,433 TANNY?! 646 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,315 YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO GET TO ME, DON'T YOU, PARTNER? 647 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:26,699 WELL, NOW, YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND. 648 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,994 WE -- WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG TIME NOW. 649 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:35,708 UH...WELL...I HATE HAVING TO DO THIS TO YOU, TANNY. 650 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:39,128 BUT, WELL, UH, THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE IN SCRIPT. 651 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:42,257 AND, UH, THE WAY WE'RE GONNA DO IT IS, YOU GOT TO THE ZOO, 652 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,468 AND...MARY AND I GO BACK HOME. 653 00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:49,764 [WHIMPERS] 654 00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:51,683 YOU UNDERSTAND? 655 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,770 [CHUCKLES] 656 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:58,439 OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 657 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,234 WELL, YOU SEE, THE WAY WE SEE IT IS, UH, 658 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:04,320 THAT WE FEEL THE -- THE ZOO IS THE BEST PLACE FOR YOU. 659 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:08,408 YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL CLIMATE, A LOT OF ACTIVITIES. 660 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,786 THERE'LL BE OTHER ORANGUES YOUR AGE THERE, 661 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:14,998 MAYBE SOME GIRLS. 662 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:17,625 HERE. LOOK FOR YOURSELF. 663 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,711 [PAPER RUSTLES] 664 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:28,428 YEAH. I KNOW, PARTNER. 665 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:30,305 I KNOW. 666 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,433 WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS. 667 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,810 WHY DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE A LINE NOW? 668 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:42,150 ♪♪ 669 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,240 [Groaning] COME IN. 670 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,995 OH, THE CAPTAIN SAID YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL. 671 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,331 [DOOR CLOSES] 672 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,375 OH, DEAR. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 673 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,837 GOOD -- THAT'S A STEP UP FROM WRETCHED. 674 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,465 MM, YOU HAVE A SLIGHT FEVER. 675 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,508 IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE FLU BUG. 676 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,887 "FLU BUG" NOTHING -- THIS IS AT LEAST PNEUMONIA. 677 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:15,016 PROBABLY THE WORST KIND, TOO -- GERMAN PNEUMONIA. 678 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,684 -I NEVER HEARD OF THAT. -IT'S NEW. 679 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,353 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 680 00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,146 OH, PLEASE. ANSWER THAT, QUICK. 681 00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,523 THE NOISE IS DEAFENING. 682 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,108 HELLO? 683 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:27,487 YES, CAPTAIN? 684 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,531 OH, DEAR, IS SHE -- IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 685 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:34,702 YES, YES, I'LL TELL HIM. HE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 686 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,664 THE CAPTAIN SAID THAT VICKI BROKE HER ANKLE. 687 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,874 THEY NEED YOU IN THE INFIRMARY RIGHT AWAY. 688 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:42,543 TELL THEM TO PACK IT IN ICE... [SIGHS] 689 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,296 AND I'LL BE THERE IN A DAY OR TWO. 690 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:49,842 DID YOU HEAR ME? SHE BROKE HER ANKLE. 691 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,387 YES. YOU EXPECT ME TO LEAVE MY DEATHBED 692 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,723 FOR A LOUSY BROKEN ANKLE? 693 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,725 [GRUNTS] SHE'S YOUNG. 694 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,060 SHE'LL HEAL. 695 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,396 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU'RE A DOCTOR. 696 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,439 HOW CAN I TAKE CARE OF SOMEONE ELSE 697 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:06,067 WHEN I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF? 698 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,443 THAT IS NONSENSE. 699 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,070 NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, ADAM BRICKER. 700 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,239 EVEN IF YOU ARE SICK, YOU CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND 701 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,740 AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF. 702 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:17,203 YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO YOUR PATIENTS. 703 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,163 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 704 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,416 A DOCTOR MUST ALWAYS PUT HIS PATIENTS' PROBLEMS 705 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,335 AHEAD OF HIS OR HER OWN FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY. 706 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,129 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 707 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:27,463 YES. 708 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,760 OH. OH, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 709 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,762 WHAT -- WHAT ABOUT VICKI? 710 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,848 FAKE CALL. 711 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:40,435 [SIGHS] HMM. 712 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,270 I SHOULD BE SO MAD AT YOU. 713 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,564 BUT I'M TOO CHARMING, RIGHT? 714 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:45,773 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CLINICAL TERM 715 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,776 FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME -- 716 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,612 SELF-PITY REDUCTION THERAPY. 717 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,449 MM. 718 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,495 WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN IN PUERTO VALLARTA. 719 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:02,498 YOU CAN EXCHANGE YOUR PESOS IN THE PURSER'S LOBBY. 720 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,626 I FEEL LIKE A WALKING SOUVENIR SHOP. 721 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,462 I THINK WE WENT A LITTLE CRAZY. 722 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,756 WELL, THAT'S THE EDUCATIONAL THING ABOUT TRAVELING. 723 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:11,966 IT TEACHES YOU TO SPEND MONEY IN A HURRY. 724 00:34:12,049 --> 00:34:14,093 YEAH, BUT ON A MUSICAL DONKEY? 725 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,970 [LAUGHS] 726 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,970 [ MELODIC TUNE PLAYS] 727 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,306 WELL, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I'M AN ANIMAL LOVER, ALL RIGHT? 728 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,518 THANKS FOR THE RING. 729 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,561 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 730 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:30,276 THANKS FOR SPENDING THE DAY WITH ME. 731 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:34,030 FIRST THING, I'M GONNA SLIP INTO A NICE, HOT SHOWER, 732 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:36,532 AND THEN INTO A NICE, COOL PINÑA COLADA. 733 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,618 WELL, THAT WORKS FOR ME. 734 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,119 MEET YOU IN THE LOUNGE IN AN HOUR? 735 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,330 -10. -10? 736 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,081 LETTERS IN, "I'LL BE THERE." 737 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,712 BYE-BYE. -BYE. 738 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,175 GO AHEAD, TANNY. I'LL FOLLOW YOU. 739 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,010 WATCH YOURSELF, NOW. 740 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,559 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME WE SAW TANNY. 741 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,813 COLOR TELEVISION WAS JUST GETTING BIG. 742 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:10,983 AND LEO SAW THAT LITTLE RED BALL OF FUR. 743 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,985 AND HE THOUGHT TANNY WOULD BE A NATURAL. 744 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,366 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S -- 745 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,535 IT'S BEEN OVER 20 YEARS. 746 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,495 IT'S HARD WHEN AN END OF AN ERA COMES. 747 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,540 NOW, DON'T WORRY, TANNY. 748 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,500 THEY'RE GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. 749 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,544 A-AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, 750 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,712 A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL COME TO SEE YOU. 751 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,840 AND I'LL COME TO SEE YOU. 752 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:34,715 I PROMISE. 753 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,175 [WHINES] 754 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:42,849 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, PARTNER. 755 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,143 [WHIMPERS] 756 00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,525 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 757 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,239 [WHINES] 758 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,205 [WHIMPERS, WHINES] 759 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:15,006 BOY, A LOT OF KIDS ARE GONNA MISS HIM. 760 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:25,725 I GUESS THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES. 761 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,572 GOOD EVENING, PASSENGERS. 762 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,657 WE INVITE YOU TO SPEND YOUR LAST NIGHT AT SEA 763 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,328 DANCING IN THE INTERNATIONAL LOUNGE. 764 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:49,290 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] 765 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,417 YOU KNOW, LEO, THIS MUSIC REMINDS ME 766 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,961 OF THE FIRST TIME WE MET. 767 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,421 FEELS LIKE WE'RE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. 768 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,048 MM-HMM. 769 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:01,510 [SONG ENDS, APPLAUSE] 770 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,596 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 771 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:14,941 I LOVE YOU, LEO. 772 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:17,485 AND I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THE WAY YOU'RE HANDLING ALL THIS. 773 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:23,950 ARE YOU, UH, THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 774 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,326 YEAH. 775 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,578 I'M THINKING TANNY'S ALREADY CHECKED IN, 776 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,997 MET THE OTHER RESIDENTS, 777 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,333 GETTING USED TO WALKING AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON. 778 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:34,335 [CHUCKLES] 779 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,836 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. HERE. 780 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,631 ACE PRINTED UP SOME SHOTS OF TANNY. 781 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:41,634 HERE'S TANNY AT THE SWIMMING POOL. 782 00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,011 HERE'S TANNY IN THE CASINO. [LAUGHS] 783 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,139 BOY, HE SURE KNEW HOW TO PLAY A CROWD. 784 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:47,139 [CHUCKLES] 785 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,475 8 BLACK. 786 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,194 -HE'S STILL AT IT? -I'M AFRAID SO, SIR. 787 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,542 LOWELL. 788 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:15,876 DO YOU REALIZE YOU MISSED DINNER? 789 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,045 OH, REALLY? 790 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,755 I WOUND UP EATING ALONE. 791 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,301 THEY SERVED BUFFALO. YOU HAD TO SHOOT IT YOURSELF. 792 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,973 LOWELL? 793 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,391 OH, HI. UH, SORRY. 794 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,101 HAVE YOU HAD DINNER YET? 795 00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,561 18 RED. 796 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:36,772 [SPECTATORS CHEER] 797 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:37,940 LOWELL, I'D LIKE TO GO DANCING. 798 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,275 ARE YOU COMING OR NOT? 799 00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:40,568 NOT. 800 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:41,861 YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE SO SMART, 801 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,446 YOU'RE ACTING AWFULLY STUPID. 802 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,200 LISTEN, BRENDA, GET OFF MY CASE. 803 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,411 I MEAN, SO WHAT IF I'M SMART? 804 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,246 YOU KNOW, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF DOING 805 00:38:52,329 --> 00:38:53,914 WHAT OTHER PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO DO. 806 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,126 ALL I EXPECT FROM YOU IS A STRAIGHT ANSWER. 807 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,919 EVERY TIME I ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE, 808 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,713 YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 809 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,423 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO KNOW 810 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,091 WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE? I'LL TELL YOU. 811 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,259 NOTHING. 812 00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,094 ZIP. 813 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,971 WHAT ABOUT STANFORD, THE RESEARCH PROGRAM? 814 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:11,265 OH... 815 00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:15,061 I DROPPED OUT OF THAT TWO YEARS AGO. 816 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,188 HOW DO YOU LIVE? 817 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:18,773 I TAKE ODD JOBS. 818 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:21,817 I PLAY GAMES -- ALL KINDS OF GAMES. 819 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,945 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I WIN SOMETHING. 820 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,489 NOW, YOU MAY NOT THINK MUCH OF IT, 821 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:28,407 BUT IT'S MY LIFE, OKAY? 822 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,784 SO BUTT OUT. 823 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,247 YOU'RE RIGHT, LOWELL. I DON'T THINK MUCH OF IT. 824 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:40,336 HERE. 825 00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:43,005 YOU MAY NEED TO HAWK THIS WHEN YOU GAMBLE AWAY ALL YOUR MONEY. 826 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,476 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'LL DO NOW? 827 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,645 I'LL GO BACK ON THE RADIO 828 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,647 AND TRY TO FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND. 829 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,982 AND A NEW HUSBAND? 830 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,527 ARE YOU APPLYING FOR THE JOB? 831 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,570 UH, I'M AFRAID I HAVE A LOUSY TRACK RECORD 832 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,532 IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 833 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,992 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU START AS A BEST FRIEND 834 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,537 AND WORK YOUR WAY UP? 835 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,288 I'D LIKE THAT. 836 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,499 UH, I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING. 837 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,168 NO, WE WERE HOPING WE WOULDN'T BE LEFT ALL ALONE OUT HERE. 838 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,130 UH, I-I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU, DOCTOR, 839 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,173 THAT I RECEIVED A CABLE BACK FROM MY FRIEND ELAINE, 840 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,801 AND SHE'S GONNA GO AHEAD WITH THE WEDDING. 841 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,845 EVEN AFTER SHE FOUND OUT THE MAN'S A CHEAT? 842 00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,847 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S VERY, VERY RICH. 843 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:36,183 AND FRANKLY, SHE'S VERY, VERY SHALLOW. 844 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,726 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. -MM-HMM. 845 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,814 WHERE WERE WE? -LET'S SEE. 846 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:43,691 UH, YOU WERE KISSING YOUR BEST FRIEND, 847 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,609 AND I WAS WORKING MY WAY UP. 848 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,586 BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 849 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:05,462 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 850 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:12,428 SO, HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT IN THE CASINO? 851 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:14,054 WELL, I, UH... 852 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,390 I HAD A CHANGE OF LUCK THERE TOWARDS THE END, 853 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:17,850 AND CAME OUT AHEAD. 854 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:17,850 AH. 855 00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,643 ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 856 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:25,357 NOT REALLY. 857 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,110 BRENDA WON'T TALK TO ME. I... 858 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,905 I TRIED TWICE TO GO TO HER CABIN TO APOLOGIZE. 859 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:33,365 SHE WON'T EVEN OPEN THE DOOR. 860 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:36,202 WELL, I GUESS TONIGHT WAS PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR HER. 861 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,249 I CAN'T BELIEVE I YELLED LIKE THAT. 862 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,585 YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I-I HIT THOSE GAMBLING TABLES, 863 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,421 I-I'VE BEEN A LITTLE NUTS. IT'S -- 864 00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:50,966 IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY HAD ME HYPNOTIZED OR SOMETHING. 865 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,929 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, LOWELL. 866 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:57,932 I HAVE A PROBLEM SOMEWHAT LIKE YOURS. 867 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,225 REALLY? 868 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,810 YEAH. 869 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:05,314 I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC. 870 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,775 ALCOHOLIC? WELL -- 871 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,109 WELL, I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 872 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,654 PEOPLE WHO GAMBLE TOO MUCH ARE JUST LIKE PEOPLE 873 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:15,115 WHO DRINK TOO MUCH OR PLAY GAMES TOO MUCH 874 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,410 OR WORK TOO MUCH OR DO ANYTHING TOO MUCH. 875 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:21,830 THEY'RE ALL COMPULSIVE BEHAVIORS. 876 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,123 OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE HERE. 877 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,125 I MEAN, YOU THINK BECAUSE I SPENT TWO NIGHTS 878 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,628 AT A GAMBLING TABLE I'M A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER? 879 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,296 NO. 880 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,299 BUT YOU COULD BE HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION. 881 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:37,429 LOWELL, WHEN COMPULSIVE PEOPLE GET HOOKED ON SOMETHING, 882 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:40,474 IT'S THEIR WAY OF ESCAPING PRESSURE. 883 00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:43,811 YOU'VE BEEN UNDER PRESSURE ALL YOUR LIFE TO BE NUMBER ONE. 884 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:47,940 SO YOU ESCAPE INTO YOUR GAMES. 885 00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,984 EVERYONE EXPECTS SO MUCH OF ME. 886 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:55,990 I WANT TO CHANGE... 887 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:59,201 BUT I'M AFRAID. I-I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN. 888 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:02,454 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. 889 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,622 THERE ARE ORGANIZATIONS 890 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:05,332 WHERE PEOPLE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM 891 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:09,336 GET TOGETHER AND HELP EACH OTHER. 892 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,298 AND IT WORKS. 893 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,841 I KNOW. 894 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,680 I DON'T KNOW. I-I... 895 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,974 I'M GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 896 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:24,059 WELL, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 897 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:27,187 DROP BY MY OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING. 898 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,606 I'LL HAVE SOME NAMES OF PLACES YOU CAN CALL FOR HELP. 899 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:37,197 THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. Y-YOU'RE VERY KIND. 900 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,116 SOMEONE WAS KIND TO ME ONCE. 901 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,672 ALL RIGHT, MARY. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. 902 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,716 YOU ALREADY GOT WHAT YOU WANT. TANNY'S GONE. 903 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,261 HE MAY BE GONE, 904 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:02,848 BUT APPARENTLY HE'S STILL NUMBER ONE IN YOUR LIFE. 905 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,725 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 906 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,810 [SIGHS] OH, LEO. 907 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,104 AFTER 20 YEARS, I'M JUST TIRED 908 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,690 OF PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE TO AN ORANGUTAN. 909 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:14,026 "SECOND FIDDLE"? 910 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,861 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'D THINK LIKE THAT. 911 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:19,239 I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF US AS A FAMILY. 912 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,616 WELL, THIS PART OF THE FAMILY DIDN'T GET 913 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:23,452 VERY MUCH ATTENTION. 914 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:26,455 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS YEARS AGO? 915 00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:28,916 BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT THE ACT MEANT TO YOU. 916 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,877 AND BESIDES, WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY? 917 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,590 "EXCUSE ME, LEO. I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR MONKEY"? 918 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:38,050 OF COURSE, TANNY MEANT A LOT TO ME. 919 00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:40,761 BUT HE NEVER MEANT MORE TO ME THAN YOU DO. 920 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,888 BUT YOU NEVER SAID THAT. 921 00:44:42,971 --> 00:44:45,724 WELL...I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 922 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,184 [SIGHS] 923 00:44:49,686 --> 00:44:51,480 NOW, LISTEN CLOSELY, MARY. 924 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:54,066 I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS A WORD. 925 00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:56,026 I LOVE YOU. 926 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,653 YOU'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE. 927 00:44:57,736 --> 00:45:00,114 YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 928 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,949 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET A DAY GO BY 929 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,325 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IT. 930 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:17,464 [ MELODIC TUNE PLAYS] 931 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:31,770 Lowell: YOU WERE RIGHT, BRENDA. 932 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:41,196 FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO INTELLIGENT, I... 933 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,491 I'VE BEEN ACTING AWFULLY STUPID. 934 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,202 I-I'D LIKE TO TRY AND PUT MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 935 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,621 AND WHEN I DO... 936 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,000 I WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF IT. 937 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,126 [SIGHS] 938 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,336 EIGHT. 939 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,008 EIGHT? 940 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,677 LETTERS IN "I'D LOVE TO." 941 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,387 [CHUCKLES] 942 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,347 OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT COUNTING THE APOSTROPHE. 943 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,183 WHAT'S THE RULE ON THAT? 944 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,726 [CHUCKLES] 945 00:46:24,531 --> 00:46:26,366 OH, VICKI. 946 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,202 AND IF YOU DO DECIDE TO GO INTO PSYCHOLOGY, 947 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,870 PLEASE LET ME KNOW. 948 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:31,997 I'D BE HAPPY TO RECOMMEND SOME SCHOOLS. 949 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,832 OH, THANK YOU, DR. DAVIS. 950 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,626 I'LL BE LISTENING TO YOUR RADIO SHOW. 951 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:40,339 OH, ADAM. 952 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:42,382 HOW AM I EVER GOING TO THANK YOU? 953 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,926 WATCH MY LIPS. 954 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,223 GOPHER SAID EVERY TIME THEY STOP AT PUERTO VALLARTA, 955 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,266 HE'S GONNA LOOK IN ON TANNY. 956 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:54,561 WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE NECESSARY. 957 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,396 HMM? 958 00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:03,195 PARTNER! 959 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:15,082 I CALLED THE ZOO EARLY THIS MORNING 960 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:15,916 AND HAD HIM FLOWN IN. 961 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,751 YEAH, BUT I-I THOUGHT YOU SAID -- 962 00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:20,087 WELL, IT'S ONE THING TO BREAK UP AN ACT. 963 00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,422 IT'S SOMETHING ELSE TO BREAK UP A FAMILY. 964 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,758 YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? I MISSED HIM, TOO. 965 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:27,594 SWEETHEART, 966 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:30,264 YOU'VE JUST SECURED YOUR POSITION AS NUMBER ONE. 967 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,100 [LAUGHS] 968 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,144 [GRUNTS] 969 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,813 I HEARD YOU WERE BACK IN TOWN. 970 00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:39,398 OH, HE HATED THE ZOO. 971 00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:41,775 ALL THE GOOD TIRE SWINGS WERE TAKEN. 972 00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:44,486 HEY, TANNY, THINK FAST. 973 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:45,654 BANG! 974 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,742 [LAUGHTER] 975 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,203 [GRUNTS, CHATTERS] 976 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:07,509 ♪ ♪ 68617

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