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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,630 ♪♪ 2 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:17,267 Dionne Warwick: ♪ LOVE ♪ 3 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ LOVE, EXCITING AND NEW ♪ 4 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:25,650 ♪ COME ABOARD ♪ 5 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:29,779 ♪ WE'RE EXPECTING YOU ♪ 6 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,658 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 7 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,829 ♪ LOVE IS LIFE'S SWEETEST REWARD ♪ 8 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:41,458 ♪ LET IT FLOW ♪ 9 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:45,754 ♪ IT FLOATS BACK TO YOU ♪ 10 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,466 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 11 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:54,304 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 12 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:57,474 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 13 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:02,145 ♪ PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE ♪ 14 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,147 ♪ SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTURE ♪ 15 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:09,903 ♪ YOUR MIND ON A NEW ROMANCE ♪ 16 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:14,199 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 17 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:17,994 ♪ LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE ♪ 18 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:22,165 ♪ IT'S AN OPEN SMILE ♪ 19 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:26,169 ♪ ON A FRIENDLY SHORE ♪ 20 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,964 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 21 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:34,969 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 22 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,971 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD ♪ 23 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:42,894 ♪ IT'S LOVE ♪ 24 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,687 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD ♪ 25 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:51,528 ♪ IT'S LOVE ♪ 26 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,406 ♪♪ 27 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,534 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 28 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,536 UH, EXCUSE ME. I'M KIRBY HEYWOOD. 29 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,996 I HATE TO BOTHER YOU, BUT I'VE JUST LOST MY MOTHER. 30 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,540 OH, I'M SORRY. 31 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,041 I LOST MY GRANDMOTHER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, 32 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:06,543 SO I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 33 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,336 NO, I THINK WHAT HE MEANS IS HE JUST CAN'T FIND HER. 34 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,672 OH! OH. 35 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,507 KIRBY, I HOPE SHE DIDN'T GET ON THE WRONG SHIP. 36 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,343 HONEY, THE ONLY OTHER SHIP IN PORT IS A TUNA BOAT. 37 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:17,178 I'M SURE SHE'LL FIND US BEFORE WE SAIL. 38 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,555 LOOK -- LOOK. JUST TO BE SAFE, 39 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,557 I'M GONNA GO BACK DOWN AND LOOK. 40 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,978 YOU WAIT HERE UNTIL, UH, IN CASE SHE SHOWS UP, OKAY? 41 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,313 DON'T WORRY, MISS. WE'VE NEVER LOST A PASSENGER YET. 42 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:28,898 WELL, THERE WAS THAT TIME IN MAZATLáN, SIR. 43 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,733 WE NEVER LOST A PASSENGER. 44 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,944 RIGHT. EXCUSE ME. 45 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,572 NOT A PAYING PASSENGER. 46 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,240 WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD THE PACIFIC PRINCESS. 47 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:41,744 WE'RE VERY PLEASED THAT YOU DECIDED TO TAKE OUR GUIDED TOUR. 48 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,497 LOOK. I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A TERRIFIC SPEECH ALL PREPARED, 49 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,542 BUT I WANNA GO TO MY CABIN. I HAD PRUNE JUICE FOR BREAKFAST. 50 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,752 OH, OH. 51 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,382 NO PROBLEM. WE'RE IN ALOHA 305 TO 310. 52 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:57,176 WE JUST TAKE THE ELEVATOR DOWN FIVE DECKS. 53 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,304 WELL, IF YOU DO THAT, YOU'LL END UP IN THE ENGINE ROOM. 54 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:03,600 -I SUGGEST TWO DECKS UP. -THANK YOU, SIR. 55 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,768 UM, THIS IS MY FIRST CRUISE. 56 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,271 I-I GUESS I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 57 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,939 AH, WELL, PLEASE, CALL ME ISAAC, 58 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,232 AND I'M SURE YOU'LL DO ALL RIGHT. 59 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,901 I HOPE SO. 60 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,819 I'M DONNA LOUISE BELFORD. 61 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,447 AH. WELL, DONNA, WELCOME ABOARD. 62 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,781 AND, UH, LADIES, 63 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,450 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE YOUR TRIP 64 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,785 MORE COMFORTABLE, PLEASE, UH, JUST CALL ON ME. 65 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,454 YOU COULD LET US GO TO OUR CABINS 66 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,664 BEFORE THE CRUISE IS OVER. 67 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,791 YES, MA'AM. [CHUCKLES] 68 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,502 THIS WAY, LADIES. 69 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,463 EVERYONE IS SO NICE, AREN'T THEY, EMMA? 70 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,967 GROW UP, MILDRED. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TIPS. 71 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,595 LADIES, ELEVATORS ARE TO YOUR LEFT. 72 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,431 MR. COBB. 73 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,224 MR. COBB. 74 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,188 WAIT FOR ME. THERE. 75 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,487 [THUD] 76 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,988 -AH. -OH, BOY. 77 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,990 HEY. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF HELP HERE. 78 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,035 -OH, THANKS. -PORTERS, THESE THREE HERE. 79 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,453 HERE. HERE. 80 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:08,122 YOU, UH, YOU KEEP THAT FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 81 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,458 $50? SIR, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 82 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,876 OH, SURE, YOU CAN. GO ON. 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,378 KEEP IT. THERE'S PLENTY MORE OF THAT. 84 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,838 WE JUST WON THE TRI-STATE LOTTERY. 85 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,175 HOW ABOUT THAT? 8 MILLION BIG ONES, HUH? 86 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,719 [LAUGHS] WHERE I USED TO BE THE GREENKEEPER AT THE CLUB, 87 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:25,431 NOW I'VE GOT MORE RELATIVES THAN AN ARABIAN PRINCE. 88 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,225 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 89 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,977 BUT, UH, SIR, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 90 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:29,978 IT'S COMPANY POLICY. 91 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,271 OH. 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,858 OH, SORRY. 93 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,820 YOU KNOW, MY HAND USED TO CRAMP UP LIKE THAT 94 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,322 BEFORE I WON THE LOTTERY. 95 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,366 COME ON, DARYL. LET'S UNPACK. 96 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,368 AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SAIL SOON. 97 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,371 PERHAPS WE SHOULD CALL SECURITY TO FIND YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW. 98 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,540 OH, WAIT. THERE SHE IS. 99 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:54,043 THANK YOU FOR THE TOUR, ZORBA, AND THE TUNA. 100 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,712 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 101 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,754 OH, ERIN. 102 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,381 MOTHER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 103 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,133 KIRBY'S BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 104 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,427 OH, HE'S SUCH A FRETTING FREDDY. LISTEN. 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,054 I'VE BEEN EXPLORING, AND I RAN INTO AN OLD FRIEND. 106 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,557 HELLO. I'M EMILY HEYWOOD. 107 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,017 AND I'M CAPTAIN STUBING. WELCOME ABOARD. 108 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,727 IT'S SUCH A SMALL WORLD. 109 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,437 YOU KNOW, I'M IN THE TRUCKING BUSINESS, 110 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,274 AND MY LATE HUSBAND, LEO, USED TO HAUL ZORBA'S FISH TO FRESNO. 111 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,942 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 112 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,902 DO YOU LIKE ALBACORE? 113 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:20,903 WELL, YES. 114 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,239 OH! 115 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,950 HOLD THE RAMP! I'M COMING ON! 116 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,287 MOTHER, DO YOU REALIZE YOU ALMOST MISSED THE BOAT? 117 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,247 [PANTING] 118 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,247 WELL, KIRBY, I WAS HERE PLENTY OF TIME, DEAR. 119 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,915 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S PANTING LIKE A SHEEPDOG. 120 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,584 COME ON, KAREN. SAY BYE TO THE CAPTAIN. 121 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,753 BYE-BYE. 122 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,297 THANK YOU AGAIN! 123 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,424 OH, GOPHER, ANNOUNCE THAT WE'RE SAILING, 124 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,343 AND HAVE THIS FILLETED. 125 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,473 HI. WELCOME ABOARD. 126 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,768 [HORN BLOWS] 127 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,937 ♪♪ 128 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,526 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 129 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,314 OH. 130 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:40,024 -PRETTY, ISN'T IT? -UH-HUH. 131 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,610 HEY, VIRGINIA, I GOT A IDEA. 132 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,487 WHY DON'T WE SEND FOR THE SHIP'S PHOTOGRAPHER 133 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,989 AND HAVE HIM COME DOWN HERE AND SHOOT SOME SHOTS FOR US? 134 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,117 -ALL RIGHT. -THEN I CAN HAVE 'EM BLOWN UP 135 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,785 AND SOME EXTRA COPIES MADE 136 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:53,329 AND SEND 'EM BACK TO THE FELLOWS AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 137 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,832 [CHUCKLES] OOH, I WOULD KILL TO SEE THEIR FACE 138 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:59,836 WHEN THEY SEE US HERE IN THE LAP OF LUXURY. [LAUGHS] 139 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:04,006 DARYL, I DON'T THINK IT'S NICE TO FLAUNT OUR MONEY. 140 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,509 NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT TO YOUR FRIENDS? 141 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:09,303 WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO THE WORKING PEOPLE. NO. 142 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,556 I MEAN TO THOSE BIG SHOTS, 143 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,349 ESPECIALLY TO THAT STEWART WAYBURN. 144 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:15,351 WELL, IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 145 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,186 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID THE OTHER DAY? 146 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,355 HE CHEWED OUT EMILIO FOR GETTING A DRINK OF WATER 147 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,482 FROM THE MEMBER'S DINING ROOM. 148 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,025 THAT'S AWFUL. 149 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,362 YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID WHEN I TOLD HIM HE WAS WRONG? 150 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:29,699 "MY MONEY MAKES ME RIGHT." 151 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,034 THESE PEOPLE COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER MAN 152 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,536 TO WRITE TO FOR HELP. 153 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,745 WHAT PEOPLE? 154 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,331 OH, FARMERS WHO ARE LOSING THEIR LAND, 155 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,209 SENIOR CITIZENS WHO NEED OPERATIONS, 156 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,712 CHILDREN WHO ARE GOING HUNGRY. 157 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,882 VIRGINIA, YOU'RE PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY DAY. 158 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:50,845 WELL, THE FACT IS THERE'S A LOT OF SORROW IN THE WORLD TODAY. 159 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:53,556 WE SHOULD USE OUR MONEY TO EASE PEOPLE'S SUFFERING. 160 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,765 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 161 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,019 WHY DON'T WE USE OUR MONEY TO EASE OUR SUFFERING? 162 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,563 THEN WHEN WE GET BACK, WE CAN WORK FOR HUMANITY AGAIN. 163 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:03,107 YOU WANT SOMETHIN' FROM THE BAR? 164 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,442 [WATER SPLASHES IN POOL] 165 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,526 HERE YOU GO, MOM. 166 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,070 THERE'S A, UH, LECTURE ON HOW TO BARGAIN IN ACAPULCO. 167 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,781 I JUST FINISHED CONTRACT TALKS WITH THE TEAMSTERS. 168 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,408 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BARGAINING. 169 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:14,660 OKAY. DO YOU KNOW... 170 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,412 KIRBY SAYS THERE'S A BINGO GAME AT 3:00, 171 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,289 AND THE JACKPOT'S $100. 172 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,373 WELL, THAT'S KIND OF BORING. 173 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,626 UH, SIDEWARD! WHOO. 174 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:24,253 I'M JUST CONCERNED THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME, MOM. 175 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,049 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE HAD A VACATION SINCE DAD DIED. 176 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,051 KIRBY THINKS YOU SHOULD GET OUT AND MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE. 177 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,262 BY PEOPLE, YOU MEAN MEN. UGH. 178 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,138 LISTEN. I WANT TO TAKE A BREAK. 179 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,432 I'M WANNA SAVE MY WRIST FOR PING-PONG. 180 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,895 COME ON, YOU TWO. 181 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:44,106 WHOA, NOW. HAVE SOME FUN, OKAY? 182 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,609 WELL, KIRBY DID WANT TO CATCH THAT LIFEBOAT DEMONSTRATION. 183 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,445 WELL, SURE. KICK UP YOUR HEELS, DEAR. 184 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,613 IF I GET BORED, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 185 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,449 I'M COMING OUT NOW. 186 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,784 -WELL, FAREWELL NOW. -OKAY. 187 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,953 -DON'T STAY IN THE SUN TOO LONG. -OKAY. BYE-BYE. 188 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,997 HAVE FUN. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 189 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,291 [SIGHS] 190 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,671 WELL, HELLO AGAIN, MRS. HEYWOOD. 191 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,130 I SEE YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE POOL. 192 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,633 OH, YEAH. IT'S SO -- SO MUCH FUN. 193 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:13,135 IT'S NOT REALLY DESIGNED FOR SERIOUS SWIMMING, THOUGH. 194 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,680 WELL, WE HAVE TO BALANCE THE NEEDS OF MANY PEOPLE. 195 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:18,474 WELL, YOU'VE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB. 196 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:19,725 YOU KNOW, MY LEO USED TO SAY, 197 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,103 "WHEN THE MAN AT THE TOP KNOWS HIS BEESWAX, 198 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,063 THE HIVE IS HAPPY AND HUMMIN'." 199 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,315 [CHUCKLES] THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. 200 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,942 IN FACT, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE BRIDGE 201 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,819 TO CHECK UP ON SOME OF THE DRONES. 202 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,028 THE BRIDGE? 203 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:34,282 WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I JUST WENT ALONG AND TOOK A PEEK? 204 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,616 RIGHT NOW? NO, NOT AT ALL. 205 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,076 YOU THINK YOU'D REALLY BE INTERESTED? 206 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,619 OH, SURE. LISTEN. 207 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:39,870 I'LL JUST CHANGE, AND I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE. 208 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:44,292 I'D LOVE TO SEE HOW IT STACKS UP AGAINST THE CAB OF A 18-WHEELER. 209 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,879 ISAAC. 210 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,506 ISAAC, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN MY CABIN. 211 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,133 -BASKET OF FRUIT. -NEWLYWEDS. 212 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,676 -OOH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. -I KNOW. 213 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,303 THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH NECTARINES TO GO AROUND. 214 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,013 ISAAC, THIS IS SERIOUS. 215 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,015 ALL THREE OF US ARE BOOKED IN THE SAME CABIN, 216 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,183 AND I DON'T THINK THE WAVERLYS WERE EXPECTING A ROOMMATE 217 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,852 ON THEIR HONEYMOON. 218 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,187 OKAY, OKAY. LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN FIND OUT OVER HERE, OKAY? 219 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,523 UH, SHIRLEY, CAN I HAVE THE CABIN AVAILABILITIES? 220 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,817 DONNA, I KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR, 221 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,821 AND A MAN ANSWERED, WEARING SILK PAJAMAS AND CHEAP COLOGNE. 222 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,656 WHAT KIND OF A TOUR ARE YOU RUNNING? 223 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,033 WELL, THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT MIX-UP. 224 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,701 I'LL BE MOVING TO ANOTHER CABIN. 225 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,369 I'M AFRAID NOT. WE HAVE A FULL HOUSE. 226 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,662 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 227 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,664 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE IN WITH ME? 228 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,166 -OH, THERE YOU GO. -OH, NO. 229 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,876 I DON'T WANT TO INCONVENIENCE YOU. 230 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,503 THERE'S NO INCONVENIENCE. EMMA CAN MOVE IN WITH VERA. 231 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:33,007 NOT ON YOUR LIFE. VERA SNORES. 232 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:36,719 ALL RIGHT, THEN VERA CAN MOVE IN WITH MARJORIE. 233 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,429 SHE HAS HER VAPORIZER GOING ALL NIGHT. 234 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,014 SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE. 235 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,099 AH, THERE. SEE? THINGS HAVE A WAY OF WORKING OUT. 236 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,352 MS. BELFORD. 237 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,062 MY NAME IS BRANDON COBB. 238 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,855 SHE CAN'T TALK NOW. 239 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,024 WE'VE GOT 15 MINUTES TO MOVE EVERYONE. 240 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,568 OTHERWISE, WE MISS OUR COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS 241 00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,111 IN THE LOUNGE. [MUTTERS] 242 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,743 VIRGINIA. 243 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,119 HEY. 244 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,913 [GRUNTS] 245 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,083 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING I DON'T THINK 246 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,752 I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THAT JOB AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 247 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,962 DARYL, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 248 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,256 OH, I AM. WE DON'T NEED THE MONEY ANYMORE. 249 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,217 AND, WELL, 27 YEARS 250 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,929 IS A LONG TIME FOR A MAN TO BE RAKING OUT SAND TRAPS. 251 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:24,141 OH, I THINK I'VE REPLACED MY LAST DIVOT. 252 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,435 WON'T YOU MISS THE GUYS AT THE CLUB? 253 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,939 OH, I'LL JUST JOIN. 254 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,733 -JOIN THE CLUB? -WHY, SURE. WHY NOT? 255 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,443 I CAN PLAY GOLD WHENEVER I WANT TO, 256 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,903 AND YOU CAN COME VISIT ME 257 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,613 WITHOUT USING THE SERVICE ENTRANCE. 258 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,281 IF WE WANNA GO SWIMMIN', 259 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,450 WE DON'T HAVE TO GET IN THE CAR TO CHANGE. [CHUCKLES] 260 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,619 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 261 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:46,497 WELL, I KNOW. SO LET'S HAVE A CELEBRATION 262 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,624 IF WE CAN FIND SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE. 263 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,293 WAITRESS. 264 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,380 WAITRESS! WAITRESS! 265 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,132 DARYL. CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S BUSY? 266 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,634 I GOT $20 THAT SAYS SHE ISN'T. 267 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,136 WAITRESS! 268 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,846 ♪♪ 269 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,305 WELL, THAT'S THE PACIFIC PRINCESS, 270 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,975 ALL 550 FEET OF HER. 271 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,393 YOU SURE WE DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING? 272 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,145 OH, I'M SURE. 273 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,147 IN FACT, WE'VE BEEN TO PARTS OF THIS SHIP THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN. 274 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,816 YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PART WAS THE ENGINE ROOM -- 275 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,152 MAN AND MACHINERY WORKING IN PERFECT HARMONY. 276 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,446 YEAH. WELL, I'VE ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY. 277 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,614 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO IN MY OFFICE. 278 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,783 I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER, THEN. 279 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,326 DINNER? 280 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,288 WE WILL BE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT, WON'T WE? 281 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,498 OH, YEAH. YES. OF COURSE. 282 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,459 THE...CAPTAIN'S TABLE. 283 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,335 THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE? 284 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,838 OH, I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT WE WOULD BE HAVING DINNER TOGETHER. 285 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,840 I JUST ASSUMED WE'D BE EATING TONIGHT. 286 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,508 OH. [LAUGHS] 287 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,843 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 288 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,636 THEN I WON'T HAVE TO BE A THIRD WHEEL 289 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,805 AT KAREN AND KIRBY'S TABLE. 290 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,142 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. SEATING IS AT 7:30. 291 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,686 TERRIFIC! THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME TO TRY SHOOTING SKEET. 292 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,693 SKEET AREN'T LIVING THINGS, ARE THEY? 293 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,028 NO, NO. [CHUCKLES] 294 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,988 THEY'RE -- THEY'RE MADE OUT OF CLAY. 295 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,909 GOOD. THEN I WON'T MIND BLOWING 'EM AWAY. 296 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,581 ♪♪ 297 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,667 A DAY IN ACAPULCO WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE 298 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,836 WITHOUT A TRIP TO THE QUAINT SHOPPING DISTRICT, 299 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:20,174 WHERE EAGER-TO-BARGAIN SHOPPERS HATE TO TAKE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER. 300 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,344 I THINK THEY'RE OVERREACTING. [LAUGHS] 301 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,721 DONNA, I THINK THE SLIDES ARE OUT OF ORDER. 302 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:29,183 UH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 303 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,768 [SWITCH CLICKS] 304 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,896 NOW, WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT SLIDES OF THINGS 305 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,232 THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE SEEING TOMORROW ANYWAY? 306 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,609 WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S BECAUSE WE MAY NOT BE 307 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,195 ABLE TO GET TO SOME OF THE MORE OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES. 308 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,072 WHY WOULDN'T WE BE ABLE TO? 309 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,950 I BET IT'S BECAUSE THEY THINK WE CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS 310 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,743 OR WALK A LONG WAY. 311 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,162 OH. I CAN GO 40 MINUTES AT A TIME. 312 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,162 [ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE] 313 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,790 OKAY, LADIES. UM, I THINK THEY'RE IN ORDER NOW. 314 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,542 WHAT'S THE TITLE OF THIS SHOW, 315 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:59,171 THE ACAPULCO YOU COULD'VE SEEN IF YOU WERE 10 YEARS YOUNGER? 316 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,383 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. THE SLIDE SHOW'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 317 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,760 BUT I'M SURE THEY HAVE SOME REALLY FUN ACTIVITIES 318 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,387 PLANNED FOR YOU THIS EVENING. 319 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,556 JUST LET ME CHECK. 320 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,766 UH, OKAY. THE ONLY THING SCHEDULED 321 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,602 IS A DANCE IN THE LOUNGE. 322 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,812 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO! 323 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,273 COME ON. LET'S BOOGIE. 324 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,358 -COME ON. -OKAY. OKAY. 325 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,569 [LAUGHTER] 326 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,697 [PIANO PLAYING LIGHT JAZZ] 327 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,286 WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU'RE NOT GETTING SEASICK, ARE YOU? 328 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,413 NO. IT JUST TASTES FISHY. 329 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,291 FISHY? FISHY? WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 330 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,459 WAITER. OH, WAITER. 331 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,961 WAITER. 332 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,462 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY WIFE'S DINNER, 333 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,548 AND I WANT IT SENT BACK IMMEDIATELY. 334 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,967 HONEY, IT'S OKAY. I CAN EAT IT. IT'S -- 335 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,095 NO, NO. IT IS NOT OKAY. NOW, LOOK. 336 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,805 I'M SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS SHIP, 337 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,640 AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT MY WIFE 338 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,311 COULD ORDER A FISH DINNER WITHOUT IT TASTING FISHY. 339 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,147 WHEN I SEE YOUR WAITER, I'LL TELL HIM. 340 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,358 HI. I'M ADAM BRICKER, THE SHIP'S DOCTOR. 341 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:05,112 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRESSED LIKE A WAITER ANYWAY? 342 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780 GOING TO MY TABLE. 343 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,327 YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND LEO 344 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,829 USED TO MAKE A SAUCE JUST LIKE THIS FOR TROUT. 345 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,956 MADE IT TASTE JUST LIKE PORK CHOPS. 346 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,458 [LAUGHTER] 347 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,751 DO YOU LIKE TO COOK, MS. HEYWOOD? 348 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,711 OH, YES. 349 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,714 BUT LEO WAS REALLY THE REMBRANDT OF THE KITCHEN. 350 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:26,675 I ALWAYS FIND THAT A MAN WHO LIKES COOKING IS REALLY 351 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,719 ARTISTIC AND SENSITIVE. 352 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,347 OH, MY FATHER LOVES TO COOK. 353 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,182 OH? 354 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,059 WELL, I JUST DABBLE IN IT. 355 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,561 OH, A MAN HAS TO EAT, YOU KNOW? 356 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,854 WELL, DON'T BE MODEST, MERRILL. 357 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,773 YOUR CHINESE NEW YEAR'S DINNER WAS A FEAST. 358 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,149 YES. 359 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,901 WELL, A WOK, SOME STIR-FRIED VEGETABLES. 360 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,027 NOTHING TO IT. 361 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,237 HA. 362 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,865 HAD THE LYCHEE NUTS IMPORTED FROM SHANGHAI. 363 00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,368 WELL, MY, MY, MY, CAPTAIN. 364 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,161 YOU'RE A MAN OF MANY INTERESTS. 365 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,329 [CHUCKLES] 366 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:59,750 I'M SURPRISED SOME WOMAN HASN'T SNAPPED YOU UP BY NOW. 367 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,879 WELL, I HAVE HAD MY CHANCES. 368 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:08,217 BUT, UH, MY OBLIGATIONS ARE TO THE SHIP, 369 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,512 TO THE SEA, THE MARITIME BROTHERHOOD. 370 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,765 RIGHT. OH, COME ON. 371 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,643 EVEN JACQUES COUSTEAU GOT MARRIED. 372 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:21,188 I MEAN, AREN'T YOU LONELY SOMETIMES? 373 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,815 LONELY? 374 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:29,863 WELL...I HAVE MY CREW AND VICKI TO KEEP ME COMPANY. 375 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,407 RIGHT, GUYS? OH, YEAH. 376 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,575 RIGHT. YOU BET. RIGHT. 377 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,670 ♪♪ 378 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,798 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 379 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,431 THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR THE SLIDE SHOW, 380 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,765 DOESN'T IT, MILDRED? 381 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,767 -IT SURE DOES. -[LAUGHS] 382 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,937 ♪♪ 383 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,608 MS. BELFORD. 384 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,110 OH, MR. COBB. 385 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,236 YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME. 386 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,238 YES. I'M VERY GOOD WITH NAMES. 387 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,407 CALL ME BRANDON. 388 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,616 I'M DONNA. 389 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,952 LOOK, DONNA. IT'S AWFULLY NOISY IN HERE. 390 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,038 -WHY DON'T WE -- -DONNA, WE NEED YOU. 391 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,457 VERA HAS EITHER INVENTED A NEW DANCE STEP, 392 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,625 OR SHE'S THROWN HER BACK OUT AGAIN. 393 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,634 [COINS CLATTERING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 394 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,847 30 RED, THE WINNER. 395 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,892 OH, BOY. LOOK AT THIS. HEY, WILL YOU...LET'S GO. 396 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,144 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LUCKY ON THE WHEEL. 397 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,479 HI, MISS. HOW ARE YOU? 398 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,522 -GOOD EVENING. -I TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 399 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:51,320 I'M GOING TO, UH, I'M GONNA PUT, UH, $1,000 ON NUMBER 7. 400 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,821 OH, I'M SORRY, SIR, 401 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,532 BUT THERE'S A $100 LIMIT ON ALL BETS. 402 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,827 HUH. TALK ABOUT A GREAT WAY TO KILL AN EVENING. 403 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,662 DEAR, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE LADY SAID? 404 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,123 YOU CAN STILL PLAY AS LONG AS YOU BET WITHIN THE LIMITS. 405 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,833 FOR A MEASLY $100? 406 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,628 YOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAY FOR MATCHSTICKS. 407 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,838 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE HERE, MR. WILCOX? 408 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,674 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. 409 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,843 I WAS UNDER THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION 410 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,054 THAT THIS WAS A FIRST-CLASS OCEAN LINER. 411 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,057 THAT'S WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE. 412 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,309 [SCOFFS] $100 LIMIT. WHAT A JOKE. 413 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,478 DARYL, PLEASE. 414 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,522 VIRGINIA, COME ON. LET'S GO TO THE ROOM. 415 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,025 WE'LL PLAN A REAL VACATION FOR WHEN WE GET OFF OF THIS CANOE! 416 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,201 VIRGINIA, WHAT IS THIS SILENT TREATMENT ANYWAY? 417 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,203 MY MOTHER TOLD ME NEVER TO TALK TO STRANGERS. 418 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,372 AND RIGHT NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEEM LIKE -- 419 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,998 A STRANGER. 420 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,167 LISTEN. WE'RE IN A WHOLE NEW BALLPARK, 421 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,878 AND WE CAN'T LET ANYBODY SHOVE US AROUND. 422 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,880 DARYL, YOUR BEHAVIOR IS RIDIC-- 423 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,758 GOOD EVENING, MR. WILCOX. I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW, SIR, 424 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,385 THAT WE HAVE HAD SEVERAL COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR 425 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,678 SINCE YOU BOARDED THE SHIP. 426 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,429 OH, IS THAT SO? 427 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,682 DARYL! 428 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,058 LISTEN, YOUNG MAN. 429 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,185 ANYTIME I'M ENGAGED IN MONEY MATTERS, 430 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,271 I DON'T MIND RUFFLING A FEW TAIL FEATHERS. 431 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,397 I DON'T CARE A BIT. 432 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,232 SIR, WE ARE TAUGHT ON THIS SHIP 433 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,775 THAT THE PASSENGER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. 434 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,569 YOU ARE PUSHING THAT RULE. 435 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,404 I AM RIGHT. 436 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,490 AND THE REASON I'M RIGHT IS BECAUSE MY MONEY MAKES ME RIGHT. 437 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,077 -COME ON. -OH! DARYL. 438 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,955 [BALLAD ENDS] 439 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,419 [APPLAUSE] 440 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,004 LISTEN. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME A MINUTE, 441 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,922 CAPTAIN, I'M GONNA GO OVER AND TALK TO THAT BANDLEADER 442 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,966 AND SEE IF HE KNOWS ANY REGGAE. 443 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,058 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 444 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,942 ADAM. [SIGHS] I'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT MRS. HEYWOOD. 445 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,111 YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S A LOVELY ONE. 446 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,779 WOULDN'T WANNA LET HER GET AWAY. 447 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,281 NO. YOU MISSED THE POINT. 448 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,116 YOU KNOW, IT'S TWO YEARS SINCE HER HUSBAND DIED. 449 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,577 SHE'S STILL VERY VULNERABLE. 450 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,580 WHAT COULD BE MORE PERFECT? I SAY YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE. 451 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,749 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 452 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,959 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, THESE UNIFORMS MAKE WOMEN THINK 453 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,669 WE'RE HEROIC, ROMANTIC FIGURES. 454 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,005 THAT'S WHY I'M WORKING HERE. 455 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,465 [SIGHS] ADAM, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU AND I 456 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,009 ARE NOT TUNED INTO LIFE ON THE SAME FREQUENCY. 457 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,470 NOW, I KNOW WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR. 458 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,971 I JUST HAVE TO TELL HER THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED 459 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,014 IN ANYTHING SERIOUS. 460 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:28,143 LIGHTEN UP, MERRILL. IT'S ONLY A 5-DAY CRUISE. 461 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:31,104 WELL, I'LL JUST TELL HER SHE'S A SWEET, WONDERFUL PERSON 462 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,357 AND LET HER DOWN EASY. 463 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,026 MERRILL, YOU'RE A SAINT. 464 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,362 AND, UH, I'M A SINNER. 465 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,910 ♪♪ 466 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,795 ALL RIGHT. WHERE YOU HIDING 'EM? 467 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,630 HIDING WHO? 468 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:57,673 THOSE LITTLE OLD LADIES THAT SEEM TO APPEAR EVERY TIME 469 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,383 WE TRY AND TALK. 470 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,385 [CHUCKLES] OH, THEY'RE ALL SAFELY TUCKED AWAY 471 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,011 IN THEIR BEDS. 472 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,888 WONDERFUL. 473 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,182 WE CAN FINALLY GET BETTER ACQUAINTED. 474 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,017 I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, 475 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,562 BEGINNING WITH WHY YOU'RE BABYSITTING THE GOLDEN OLDIES. 476 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,147 IT'S A LONG STORY. 477 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,107 I'M IN NO RUSH. 478 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,153 WELL, UM... 479 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,115 IT ALL BEGAN WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD 480 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,574 AND I WON LITTLE MISS BAKED GOODS 481 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,284 BEAUTY PAGEANT. 482 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,370 AND FROM THEN ON, IT WAS ONE PAGEANT AFTER ANOTHER 483 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,080 UNTIL I MET CRAIG. 484 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,040 -CRAIG? -MY EX-HUSBAND. 485 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625 OH. 486 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,877 WE MET WHEN I WAS REIGNING MISS STEEL BELTED RADIALS, 487 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,548 AND HE WAS THE EMCEE AT THE PAGEANT. 488 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,342 WE WERE VERY HAPPY UNTIL HE WENT OFF 489 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:46,221 TO CROWN MISS USER-FRIENDLY SOFTWARE AND... 490 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:47,931 AND NEVER CAME BACK. 491 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,058 I'M SORRY. 492 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,727 THANKS. 493 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,438 ANYWAY, THERE I WAS ON MY OWN, AND I TRIED TO GET A JOB. 494 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,148 BUT IT'S NOT EASY 495 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,567 WHEN YOUR ONLY SKILL IS LOOKING GOOD IN A TIARA. 496 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,068 BUT YOU SUCCEEDED. 497 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,904 [GIGGLES] I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, BRANDON. 498 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,948 I'VE BEEN A TOUR GUIDE FOR LESS THAN A DAY, 499 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,534 AND I RAN OUT OF IDEAS BEFORE I HIT OPEN SEA. 500 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,040 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH ME IN ACAPULCO? 501 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,876 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M TAKING MY GROUP ASHORE. 502 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,628 I'LL GET 'EM TO GIVE YOU SOME TIME OFF. 503 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,130 I CAN BE VERY CHARMING IF I WANT TO. 504 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,425 I NOTICED. 505 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,096 WHEW. 506 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,934 YOU -- YOU HAVE A REAL NATURAL FEEL FOR THE BOSSA NOVA. 507 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,063 TOMORROW, WE CAN PRACTICE OUR SPINS AND OUR DIPS. 508 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,774 WE'LL CLEAR OUT THE DANCE FLOOR WHEN WE GET OUT THERE. 509 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,068 EMILY, I-I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 510 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,611 LISTEN, DON'T WORRY. 511 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,071 I'M NOT GONNA SHOVE YOU OUT THERE UNTIL YOU'RE READY. 512 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,115 NO, PLEASE. THIS ISN'T EASY. 513 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,909 FIRST OF ALL, 514 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:51,453 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I THINK 515 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:56,583 YOU'RE A SWEET, WONDERFUL WOMAN. 516 00:22:56,666 --> 00:23:00,295 STOP RIGHT THERE, MERRILL. 517 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:03,465 I KNOW WHERE THIS IS HEADING. 518 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,300 YOU DO? 519 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:12,099 IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED TO SPOT IN A MAN'S EYES, 520 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,142 IT'S VULNERABILITY. 521 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,978 NOW, I THINK YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON, TOO, 522 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,271 BUT I'M JUST NOT READY 523 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:22,192 TO BE SERIOUSLY INVOLVED WITH SOMEBODY. 524 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,985 FOR-FORGIVE ME, BUT, UH, 525 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,154 I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU WHO WAS AFTER ME. 526 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,490 WHAT EVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? 527 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,158 WELL, ALL THE ATTENTION YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME 528 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,160 AND, UH, THE CRAZY REASONS YOU COME UP WITH 529 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,247 SO WE CAN SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 530 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,998 WELL, LIKE WHAT? 531 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,792 COME ON. 532 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,337 YOU REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO TOUR THE ENGINE ROOM NOW, DID YOU? 533 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,421 [CHUCKLES] 534 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:48,218 CAPTAIN, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 535 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,304 I HAPPEN TO RUN A VERY SUCCESSFUL TRUCKING FIRM 536 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,807 WITH A FLEET OF 18-WHEELERS 537 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,560 THAT CAN OUTHAUL THIS TUGBOAT ANYTIME. 538 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,645 AND IF I SAY THAT I WANNA SEE THE ENGINE ROOM, 539 00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,897 IT'S FOR PROFESSIONAL REASONS ONLY. 540 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:09,698 OH. WELL, I, UH, GUESS I MISREAD THE SITUATION. 541 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,367 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU DID. 542 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,702 IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT MY COMPANY 543 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,413 WITHOUT THINKING THAT I'M AFTER YOU, 544 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:18,039 WELL, I'LL JUST BE VERY HAPPY TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF 545 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,208 FOR THE REST OF THIS CRUISE. 546 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,835 AND BY THE WAY, 547 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,504 YOUR STARBOARD ENGINE NEEDS A RING JOB. 548 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:28,675 ♪♪ 549 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,851 ♪♪ 550 00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,686 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT YET VENTURED 551 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:41,396 INTO ACAPULCO, OUR BREAKFAST BUFFET 552 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,481 IS NOW BEING SERVED ON THE STARLIGHT DECK. 553 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,736 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 554 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,737 COME IN. 555 00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:51,489 UH, GOING TO BREAKFAST, MERRILL? 556 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,743 THE WORD IS THE FRESH ALMOND CROISSANTS ARE BACK. 557 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,245 ADAM, COULD I ASK YOU SOMETHING PERSONAL? 558 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,872 OH, SURE. 559 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:02,417 WHEN YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE? 560 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,627 COME HERE. 561 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:09,966 UH, NORMAL PUPIL DILATION, HEALTHY PIGMENTATION. 562 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,928 DO YOU SEE ANY VULNERABILITY? 563 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,765 WELL, I'M NOT A SPECIALIST. WHY? 564 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,976 WELL, LAST NIGHT, EMILY CALLED ME VULNERABLE, 565 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,103 AND SHE ACCUSED ME OF MISREADING HER INTENTIONS, 566 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,813 THEN SHE WALKED OUT ON ME. 567 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,233 IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE PRETTY UPSET ABOUT LOSING 568 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,068 SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 569 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:30,612 NO, I'M NOT UPSET. 570 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:34,241 I'M SURPRISED. YEAH. THAT'S THE WORD -- SURPRISED. 571 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,826 COULD IT BE YOU'RE A LITTLE MORE INTERESTED IN MRS. HEYWOOD 572 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,078 THAN YOU'RE WILLING TO ADMIT? 573 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,580 OH, NO. IT'S NOT THAT. 574 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,375 I JUST WISH SHE HADN'T TWISTED THINGS SO. 575 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,585 AND THE VULNERABILITY THING. 576 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,006 DO YOU KNOW OUR STARBOARD ENGINE NEEDS A RING JOB? 577 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,515 WHAT IS THIS, ANYWAY? 578 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,475 I ORDERED TWO EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP, 579 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,061 AND YOU -- YOU BROKE THE YOLK. 580 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,855 IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO FIND TWO EGGS THAT LOOK ALIKE? 581 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,278 THERE. NOW THEY BOTH LOOK ALIKE. 582 00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,071 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 583 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,996 I STAYED UP ALL LAST NIGHT GOING THROUGH THESE LETTERS. 584 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:25,000 AND I PICKED OUT ABOUT 10 THAT I THINK REALLY NEED OUR HELP. 585 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,003 VIRGINIA, HONEY, I AM TRYING TO ENJOY MY BREAKFAST. 586 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:31,506 BUT WE ALWAYS SAID, IF WE EVER HAD MONEY, WE'D HELP PEOPLE. 587 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:33,466 WELL, I CAN'T CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE WHOLE WORLD 588 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,968 ON MY SHOULDERS. 589 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,345 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT'S FOR? 590 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,973 I DON'T BELIEVE MY EARS. 591 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,683 WELL, CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK, 592 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,519 $8 MILLION ONLY LASTS SO LONG. 593 00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,938 NOW, WE CAN BLOW IT IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL. 594 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,649 WELL, BEFORE WE RUN OUT, 595 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,984 I'M GOING TO TAKE SOME OF YOUR MONEY 596 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,194 AND FLY BACK HOME TO OMAHA. 597 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:56,865 OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL FLY COACH. 598 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,074 VIRGINIA, WAIT. 599 00:26:58,158 --> 00:26:59,534 NO, YOU WAIT. 600 00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:02,370 WHAT I'VE WATCHED YOU BECOME IN THE PAST 24 HOURS 601 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:05,874 HAS SCARED ME TO DEATH. 602 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:09,127 I'M GOING BACK TO OUR... COMFORTABLE LITTLE HOME 603 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,754 IN OUR QUIET LITTLE NEIGHBORHOOD, 604 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,174 AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO FORGET THAT THIS EVER HAPPENED. 605 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,472 [GRUNTING] 606 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,854 -YAH! -AAH! 607 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,482 OH, THAT WAS SOME MOVE. 608 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,400 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 609 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,737 OH. I TOOK THIS UP WHEN THE -- THE TV REPAIRMAN 610 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,529 MADE A PASS AT ME. 611 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,198 -AH. -NEXT TIME MY SET GOES OUT, 612 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,324 YOU KNOW, I'LL BE READY FOR HIM. 613 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:43,411 WELL, I'M, UH, I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GET YOU ANY ANGRIER 614 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,789 THAN I DID LAST NIGHT. 615 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:49,751 LOOK, UH, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 616 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,628 FOR ACCUSING YOU OF CHASING ME. 617 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,129 WELL, AND I'M SO SORRY 618 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,757 THAT I THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU. 619 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,927 BUT A COUPLE MEN MAKE APPROACHES TO ME SINCE LEO DIED -- 620 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:02,764 MY ACCOUNTANT, MY MORTGAGE BROKER, MY DENTIST. 621 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,141 I GOT A FREE ROOT CANAL OUTTA THAT ONE. 622 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,938 WELL, UH, NOW THAT WE KNOW WHERE WE EACH STAND, 623 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,731 I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. 624 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,651 OH, I DO, TOO. I DO, TOO. 625 00:28:19,739 --> 00:28:23,451 SO, WELL, WE'RE, UH, GOING TO ACAPULCO THIS AFTERNOON? 626 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,661 YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME FOR A DATE. 627 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:25,954 OH, NO, NO. NO, NO. 628 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,957 I'M JUST ASKING YOU AS AN INTERESTED FRIEND. 629 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,792 WELL, YES. I WAS GONNA DO A LITTLE SHOPPING. 630 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,294 YEAH, ME, TOO. 631 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,171 MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 632 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,757 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE COULD TAKE THE SAME CAB. 633 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:38,967 THAT'D SAVE MONEY. 634 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,261 RIGHT. RIGHT. AND I KNOW THE TOWN. 635 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:44,180 SO, UH, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO, UH, YOU KNOW, JUST, 636 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,307 UH, TAG ALONG AND -- 637 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,811 I HAVE A MAP, YOU KNOW. BUT IT'S ALL IN SPANISH. 638 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:53,648 SO YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. 639 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:58,736 GREAT. I'LL, UH, MEET YOU ON THE LAUNCH. 640 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,865 THIS IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN DATING, ISN'T IT? 641 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,332 ♪♪ 642 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,515 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 643 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,852 IT'S ALL WORTH IT WHEN YOU SEE A CAR THAT STARTED AS A SKETCH 644 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,813 ON A NAPKIN ROLLING OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE. 645 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,190 YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR WORK, DON'T YOU? 646 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,317 IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED TO DO. 647 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,487 I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN TALKING YOUR EAR OFF, HAVEN'T I? 648 00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,864 NO, NO, NO. I-I'M ENJOYING MYSELF. 649 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,325 YOU'RE SO EASY TO TALK TO. 650 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,870 I DON'T MEET MANY WOMEN THAT ARE INTERESTED IN MY WORK. 651 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,914 ACTUALLY, I DON'T MEET MANY WOMEN PERIOD. 652 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:54,834 [CHUCKLES] I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 653 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,170 I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO GET A LEG UP AT THE COMPANY 654 00:29:57,253 --> 00:30:00,882 THAT I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME FOR A SOCIAL LIFE. 655 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,843 WELL, AT LEAST YOU ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU SET OUT TO DO. 656 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:06,054 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M TWO YEARS YOUNGER 657 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:09,057 THAN LEE IACOCCA WAS WHEN HE DESIGNED HIS FIRST CAR. 658 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:09,057 [BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE] 659 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,308 OH, MY GOD. 660 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,727 -WELL, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. -BRANDON, LOOK AT THE TIME. 661 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:14,229 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET THE LADIES AT THE MUSEUM 662 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,940 AN HOUR AGO. 663 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,902 ♪♪ 664 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,737 MR., UH, WILCOX, THIS IS ACE EVANS. 665 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,364 HE'S GONNA HELP YOU OUT. 666 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,573 GOPHER, UH -- 667 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,367 HEY. YOU WANNA BE AN ASSISTANT PURSER, 668 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,244 YOU GOTTA INVOLVE YOURSELF IN YOUR PASSENGERS' LIVES. 669 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,079 EXCUSE ME. 670 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:39,546 UH, MR. WILCOX, 671 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,590 I-I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 672 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,052 SHE SAYS THAT MONEY CHANGED ME. 673 00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:49,055 WELL, MONEY COULD DO THAT. 674 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:52,559 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 675 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,435 WELL, MY, UH, MY -- 676 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,273 MY FAMILY'S WORTH OVER $100 MILLION. 677 00:30:58,356 --> 00:30:59,107 THAT'D DO IT. 678 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,650 YEAH. 679 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,819 YOU SEE, MR. WILCOX, YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH A LOT 680 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:06,281 OF WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD WITH MONEY. 681 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,699 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO LET YOUR WEALTH DO TO YOU 682 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,617 WHAT IT DID TO MY UNCLE. 683 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,119 -YOUR UNCLE? -MM-HMM. 684 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,829 WHAT'S HE LIKE? 685 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:14,789 OH, HE'S STINGY. 686 00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:17,584 HE'S OPINIONATED, RUDE TO WAITERS. 687 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,128 OH, HE SOUNDS AWFUL. 688 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,671 SOUNDS LIKE ME. 689 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:24,299 OH, YOU THINK SO? 690 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,594 I'LL BET YOU WEREN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE. 691 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:31,514 UP TO A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, I WAS A PRETTY NICE GUY. 692 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,142 I BET THAT NICE GUY WOULDN'T SIT STILL 693 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,144 AND LET HIS WIFE FLY BACK TO OMAHA, HMM? 694 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,398 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 695 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:45,987 REALLY? NONSENSE. 696 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,948 I THINK YOUR SPANISH IS JUST WONDERFUL. 697 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,284 WELL, BEING ABLE TO SAY "HUEVOS RANCHEROS" 698 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:52,702 DOESN'T MEAN I'M BILINGUAL. 699 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,162 OH, BUT THE WAY YOU SAID TO THE CABBIE, 700 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,830 "VáMONOS AL PUERTO"... 701 00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:58,791 THERE YOU ARE. I WAS BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT YOU TWO. 702 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,669 -WELL, WE HAD A FULL DAY. -I'LL TELL THE WORLD. 703 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,172 WELL, I'M GONNA GO AND FRESHEN UP. 704 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,716 UH, HASTA LUEGO, EL CAPITáN. 705 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:10,845 ADIOS, SEÑORA. [LAUGHS] 706 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:13,514 -ADAM, HELP. -HUH? 707 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,266 I'M EXHAUSTED. 708 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,061 WE COVERED EVERY BUMPY INCH OF THAT CITY. 709 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,855 -WELL, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. -NO. WE EVEN RODE MOPEDS. 710 00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,649 UH, I'LL HELP YOU TO YOUR CABIN, SIR. 711 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,025 THANKS. I DON'T WANT 712 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:27,320 ANY OF THE PASSENGERS TO SEE ME IN THIS CONDITION. 713 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,905 EXCUSE ME. 714 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,077 VIRGINIA! 715 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,621 VIRGINIA! OH, AM I EVER GLAD 716 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,456 THEY CAUGHT UP WITH YOU AT THE AIRPORT. 717 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,375 ALL RIGHT. I'M HERE. 718 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,709 BUT I'M WARNING YOU, I'M BOOKED ON THE NEXT FLIGHT. 719 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,878 SO THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 720 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,631 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS. 721 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,386 YOU HAD ME PAGED AND BROUGHT BACK BY CAB 722 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,639 SO THAT YOU COULD GIVE ME ONE ROSE? 723 00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:58,393 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNDERSTATED FOR A BIG SPENDER LIKE YOU? 724 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,853 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO TELL YOU I WAS SORRY 725 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,647 WITH JUST A SINGLE ROSE 726 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:06,567 BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD ANY MORE? 727 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,403 I REMEMBER. 728 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,405 BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN NOW? 729 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:13,241 THE SAME THING. 730 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,077 I'M STILL THE SAME MAN. 731 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,620 OH, DARYL. 732 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:19,580 I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT. 733 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,249 WELL, I'LL PROVE IT TO YA. YOU WATCH. 734 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,251 UH, IT'S... I'LL GET THOSE FOR YA. 735 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,295 COME ON. COME ON. I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. 736 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,089 -GOPHER. -MM-HMM? 737 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,465 WHERE'S THE CAPTAIN? I NEED TO SPEAK WITH HIM. 738 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,800 OH, HE'S KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW. 739 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,260 WE'RE GETTING READY TO SAIL. 740 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,429 WE CAN'T. MY LADIES AREN'T ON THE SHIP. 741 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,763 WHY NOT? 742 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,432 I WAS LATE PICKING THEM UP FROM THE MUSEUM. 743 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,267 WHEN I GOT THERE, THERE WAS NO SIGN OF THEM. 744 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,060 I LOOKED ALL OVER TOWN. 745 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,812 MY LAST HOPE WAS THAT THEY CAME BACK TO THE SHIP, 746 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,273 -BUT THEY'RE NOT ABOARD. -YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS? 747 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,233 OF COURSE I'M SURE. WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM. 748 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:50,570 I CAN'T DELAY 620 PASSENGERS FOR 5 LATECOMERS. 749 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,572 -PLEASE. -MS. BELFORD, 750 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:54,115 I KNOW THIS TOUR GROUP. 751 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,075 I'M SURE THAT THEY ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF 752 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,994 ARRANGING GROUND TRANSPORTATION TO OUR NEXT STOP. 753 00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,537 I HOPE SO. 754 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,164 I'D SURE HATE TO PICK UP A MILK CARTON 755 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:02,957 AND FIND THEIR PICTURES ON IT. 756 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,345 ♪♪ 757 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,978 WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE, A LITTLE BACKGAMMON? 758 00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:26,481 BINGO? 759 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:29,859 BRIDGE? 760 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,487 NECKING IN A SAUNA? 761 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,946 I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO CHEER ME UP, 762 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,782 BUT IT JUST WON'T WORK. 763 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,950 DONNA, PUNISHING YOURSELF IS SILLY. 764 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:39,327 I'M SURE THOSE LADIES ARE FINE. 765 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,245 I SHOULD'VE BEEN ON TIME. 766 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,165 LEADING A TOUR ISN'T A HARD JOB, 767 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,958 BUT I COULDN'T DO IT. 768 00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,877 I'M NO GOOD AT ANYTHING. 769 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,338 THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE A GREAT LISTENER. 770 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,048 I'M TALKING ABOUT A JOB, 771 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:56,135 BRANDON, SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 772 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,678 SO AM I. 773 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:00,473 DONNA, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING SINCE LAST NIGHT. 774 00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:04,685 THAT LUNCH TODAY CONVINCED ME THAT I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 775 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,896 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 776 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,481 SHARING AN ENCHILADA 777 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:12,360 IS HARDLY THE BASIS FOR A LIFETIME COMMITMENT. 778 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:15,238 DONNA, THIS IS NO JOKE. 779 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,865 I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE. 780 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,700 I LIKE YOU, BRANDON, 781 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:23,246 BUT I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO RUSH INTO ANOTHER MARRIAGE. 782 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:24,539 WELL, I WISH I HAD MORE TIME, 783 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:27,041 BUT I HAVE TO GET MARRIED VERY SOON. 784 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,376 WHY? 785 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,545 MR. MASON SAID SO. 786 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,213 AND WHO IS MR. MASON? 787 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,840 THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 788 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,174 AND HE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT HE WANTS 789 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:38,386 ALL OF HIS TOP EXECUTIVES TO BE HAPPILY MARRIED. 790 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,721 IF I'M GONNA GET MY PROMOTION BEFORE THE MODEL YEAR IS OVER, 791 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:44,183 THEN MY WEDDING BETTER COME BEFORE THE SPRING AD BLITZ. 792 00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:46,185 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A BIND. 793 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,854 DONNA, THIS JUST ISN'T FOR ME. 794 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,730 THIS TOUR GUIDE FIASCO 795 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,941 SHOULD'VE TAUGHT YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR A CAREER. 796 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:54,861 BELIEVE ME, IT HAS. 797 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,530 IT SEEMS TO BE A PRETTY CLEAR CHOICE. 798 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,615 WOULD YOU RATHER BE COOLING YOUR HEELS 799 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,242 IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE 800 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:05,413 OR PLAYING TENNIS AT THE COUNTRY CLUB? 801 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:09,083 -I DON'T PLAY TENNIS. -YOU'LL LEARN. 802 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:12,753 DONNA, I'M NOT GONNA BEG. 803 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:16,424 ALL RIGHT. WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE. 804 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:19,552 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 805 00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:22,763 I'LL GIVE IT SOME VERY SERIOUS THOUGHT. 806 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,933 FAIR ENOUGH. 807 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:30,354 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE EMILY BEFORE. 808 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:34,775 SHE'S TIRELESS -- WINDSURFING, SNORKELING. 809 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,111 WE EVEN CLIMBED THE CLIFFS TO WATCH THE DIVERS. 810 00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:38,446 OH, YOU ONLY WATCHED? 811 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,615 YOU DIDN'T TRY A FEW DIVES JUST FOR FUN? 812 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,783 OH, SHE -- SHE WANTED TO, BUT I WOULDN'T HOLD HER PURSE. 813 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,745 AHA. 814 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,331 WELL, THIS'LL TAKE DOWN THE SWELLING IN YOUR FEET. 815 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:51,334 YOU KNOW, ADAM, I NEVER REALIZED 816 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,795 WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE ACAPULCO IS. 817 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,174 IT'S SO...SUNNY, 818 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:01,802 SO...FRIENDLY, 819 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,971 SO FULL OF LIFE. 820 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,641 YOU'RE EITHER HALLUCINATING FROM EXHAUSTION, 821 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,684 OR YOU REALLY LIKE THIS WOMAN. 822 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:11,854 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THIS -- SHE CAN FILL A DAY. 823 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:12,688 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 824 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,149 COME IN! 825 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:18,486 OH, EXCUSE ME. MERRILL, DO YOU OWN ROLLER SKATES? 826 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,279 UH, NO. 827 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,364 THAT'S OKAY. IT'S JUST A THOUGHT. 828 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,658 SEE YOU IN THE LOUNGE. 829 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,493 [DOOR CLOSES] 830 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,289 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE TEMPORARILY SLOWED DOWN 831 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:33,876 TO PICK UP SOME LATE-ARRIVING PASSENGERS. 832 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,671 THANK YOU. [CHUCKLES] 833 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,633 WHAT A PLEASURE CRUISE. I'M WET, COLD AND TIRED. 834 00:37:40,716 --> 00:37:43,052 EMMA, PUT A SOCK IN IT. 835 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:45,346 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 836 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,473 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 837 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:50,184 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME FOR MISSING YOU AT THE MUSEUM? 838 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,812 OH, THERE'S NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 839 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,356 BUT YOU MUST'VE BEEN FRANTIC WHEN I DIDN'T SHOW UP. 840 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,733 WE -- WE WERE UPSET AT FIRST, 841 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,819 BUT CARLOS TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF US, 842 00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,696 WE -- WE FORGOT ALL OUR TROUBLES. 843 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,030 WHO'S CARLOS? 844 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,992 -HE'S RAUL'S BROTHER. -OH. 845 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,868 Both: HE'S GORGEOUS. 846 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,538 I'LL SAY. 847 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:14,041 ALL WE REALLY NEED IS A HOT BATH AND A CHANGE OF CLOTHES. 848 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,376 OH, OF COURSE. 849 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:16,502 [CHUCKLES] 850 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,842 WAIT! WHO'S RAUL? 851 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:25,553 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH ALL THOSE LETTERS, 852 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,179 LETTER AFTER LETTER AFTER LETTER, 853 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,057 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE I'M GONNA HELP FIRST. 854 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,893 AND I HAVE FOUND THE ONE. 855 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,771 THERE'S A YOUNG FELLA THAT HAS A LITTLE WIFE AND A DOG 856 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,773 AND A PRETTY LITTLE HOUSE UP IN THE CANYON, 857 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,735 AND HE LOST THE WHOLE THING IN A FIRE. 858 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,779 SO I AM GOING TO HELP HIM GET STARTED. 859 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,365 THAT'S WONDERFUL, DARYL. WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE? 860 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:47,783 WELL, I WAS HAVING THIS TALK 861 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,744 WITH THIS NICE YOUNG FELLA RICHER THAN US, 862 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,287 AND HE SAID TO ME 863 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:54,790 THAT OUR LIFE WAS NEVER GOING TO BE THE SAME, 864 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084 BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE. 865 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,919 [CHUCKLES] THAT'S GOOD, 866 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,923 BECAUSE IT TOOK ME 30 YEARS TO GET USED TO THE OLD DARYL. 867 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,258 AH. 868 00:39:04,341 --> 00:39:08,596 ♪♪ 869 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,431 YOU LADIES HAD QUITE AN ADVENTURE. 870 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,266 -YEAH. -WE SURE DID. 871 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:15,061 UM, I-I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF -- 872 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,313 IF YOU DIDN'T MENTION ANY OF THIS TO THE LINE. 873 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:19,106 OH, NONSENSE. 874 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,108 WHEN WE GET BACK, WE'RE GOING TO CALL YOUR BOSS 875 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,694 AND TELL HIM WHAT A GREAT TOUR GUIDE YOU ARE. 876 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,280 I LEFT YOU STRANDED IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. 877 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,241 THAT HARDLY GETS YOU INTO THE TOUR GUIDE HALL OF FAME. 878 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,786 SO YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE. 879 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,622 WE ALL STILL THINK YOU'RE TERRIFIC. 880 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,624 [EXHALES] 881 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,126 LADIES, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 882 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,421 JUST SAY, "THANK YOU" SO WE CAN ALL GO HAVE SOME FUN. 883 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,840 [CHUCKLES] THANK YOU. 884 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,009 [LAUGHTER] 885 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,009 YOU'RE WELCOME. 886 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,636 ♪♪ 887 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,263 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE INTERNATIONAL LOUNGE 888 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,932 IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE MERMAIDS! 889 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:57,186 ["NEUTRON DANCE" PLAYING] 890 00:39:57,269 --> 00:39:59,313 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 891 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:01,565 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 892 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:02,858 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 893 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,779 ♪♪ 894 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:18,666 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪ 895 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:23,170 ♪ I'LL JUST STAY HERE LOCKED BEHIND THE DOOR ♪ 896 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:27,800 ♪ JUST NO TIME TO STOP AND GET AWAY ♪ 897 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:31,011 ♪ 'CAUSE I WORK SO HARD TO MAKE IT EVERY DAY ♪ 898 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,431 ♪♪ 899 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,558 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 900 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:36,684 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 901 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,019 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO SAY ♪ 902 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,522 ♪ JUST HOW SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE ♪ 903 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,983 ♪ AND IT'S HARD TO FIND ♪ 904 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:45,693 ♪ ANY STRENGTH TO DRAW THE LINE ♪ 905 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:51,490 ♪ OH, I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 906 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,201 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 907 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,329 DONNA. BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 908 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,874 GOT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE. 909 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:04,253 IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 910 00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:08,215 OH, YOU'VE DRAWN ME A TINY CAR. HOW NICE. 911 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,676 IT'S THE MANDELA, YOU KNOW, THE CAR I DESIGNED. 912 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:13,137 I'M HAVING IT MADE INTO AN ENGAGEMENT RING FOR YA. 913 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,431 OH, BRANDON, WE WON'T BE NEEDING AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 914 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:18,267 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE COST. I GOT AN UNCLE IN THE BUSINESS. 915 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:22,563 NO, UM, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I CAN'T MARRY YOU. 916 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:24,857 I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP MY JOB. 917 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,734 DONNA, BE REALISTIC. YOU'RE NO GOOD AT IT. 918 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,110 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 919 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,029 I'M NEW AT IT. 920 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,447 I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN, 921 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,908 BUT I KNOW, WITH A LITTLE HARD WORK, 922 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,243 I'LL BE A TERRIFIC TOUR GUIDE. 923 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:40,206 AND I ALREADY WIRED THE GOOD NEWS TO MR. MASON. 924 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:42,124 YOU SURE I CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND? 925 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,876 I'M SURE. 926 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,586 THIS JOB HAS GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY 927 00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:47,922 TO USE SOMETHING OTHER THAN MY LOOKS TO GET AHEAD, 928 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:53,385 AND...I LIKE THE WAY THAT MAKES ME FEEL. 929 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,597 WELL, MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING WE DIDN'T RUSH INTO THIS. 930 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,641 DIVORCE WOULD BE VERY BAD FOR MY CAREER. 931 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,106 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 932 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,108 ♪♪ 933 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,027 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 934 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:15,449 ♪ I KNOW THERE'S A POT OF GOLD FOR ME ♪ 935 00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:17,451 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 936 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:19,787 ♪ ALL I GOT TO DO IS JUST BELIEVE ♪ 937 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,414 ♪ BELIEVE, BELIEVE, BELIEVE, ♪ 938 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,291 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 939 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,253 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 940 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,004 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 941 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:33,634 ♪ I'M JUST BURNING, DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 942 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,470 ♪ WOO, OOH ♪ 943 00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:38,973 I'M SO HAPPY DOIN' THE NEUTRON DANCE! 944 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,478 [SONG ENDS, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 945 00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:46,981 I HOPE I'M NOT VIOLATING OUR NO-DATING RULES 946 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,108 BY TELLING YOU HOW MUCH I ENJOYED TODAY. 947 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:51,652 OH, I THINK THE JUDGES WOULD ACCEPT THAT. 948 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,153 YOU'RE A LOT OF FUN, TOO, YOU KNOW. 949 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,322 WHY, THANK YOU. 950 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,157 -[SIGHS] -I BET LEO WAS A FUN GUY. 951 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,450 HE HAD TO BE TO KEEP UP WITH YOU. 952 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,328 OH, LEO. HE WAS A HOOT. 953 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,038 HE WASN'T REALLY THE ADVENTUROUS TYPE, THOUGH. 954 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,332 YOU KNOW, HE NEVER WOULD'VE TRIED WINDSURFING. 955 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,001 WELL, I WON'T AGAIN. 956 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,712 BUT YOU TRIED IT ONCE. I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU. 957 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,677 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD YOU AND I BECAME GOOD FRIENDS 958 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,846 AFTER WE CLEARED UP OUR INTENTIONS. 959 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,889 YES. 960 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,183 IT'S A SHAME THAT THE CRUISE IS ENDING 961 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:28,355 JUST AS WE'RE REALLY GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 962 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,065 -YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING... -YES? 963 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,820 WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO DIVE OFF THE BACK OF THE SHIP HERE. 964 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:36,572 RIGHT NOW? 965 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:38,574 OH, NO, MERRILL. DON'T BE SILLY. 966 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,534 I WOULD NEVER DO IT WHILE THE SHIP'S MOVING. 967 00:43:40,617 --> 00:43:43,704 I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT. 968 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,832 I-I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 969 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,711 THAT'S VERY SWEET. 970 00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:00,137 IF YOU'D LIKE TO KISS ME, 971 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,556 I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT'D BE ALL RIGHT. 972 00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:05,976 I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH. 973 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,271 YOU SURE YOU WON'T MIND? 974 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,617 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ONLY THE SECOND TIME 975 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,411 I'VE BEEN KISSED SINCE LEO DIED. 976 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,455 WHICH KISS WAS BETTER? 977 00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:29,917 THERE'S JUST NO COMPARISON. 978 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,585 FIRST TIME, I WAS ON NOVOCAINE. 979 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:34,713 [BOTH LAUGHING] 980 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:46,308 ♪♪ 981 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:57,277 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 982 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:58,445 I THINK WE OUGHT TO HURRY, MOTHER. 983 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,990 -KIRBY'S WAITING IN THE CAR. -I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 984 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:04,284 KIRBY SAID THAT THE CABBIE'S ALREADY STARTED THE METER. 985 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,620 I WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE CAPTAIN. 986 00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:07,955 BUT KIRBY SAYS IF WE DON'T GO STRAIGHT DOWN, 987 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,289 THAT WE'LL LOSE HIM. 988 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:10,499 WELL, GO THEN. GET IN THE CAB. 989 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:13,252 TELL KIRBY TO HOLD THE CABBIE'S HAND SO HE WON'T DRIVE AWAY. 990 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:16,171 [SIGHS] KIRBY'S GONNA BE FURIOUS. 991 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:21,927 COME SEE US AGAIN. 992 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,474 [SIGHS] WELL, I GUESS I'M HEADED BACK TO THE WORLD 993 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,310 OF INTERSTATE TRUCKING. 994 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,521 UH, IF YOU EVER COME TO FRESNO, 995 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,482 YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE THAT YOU'LL LOOK ME UP. 996 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,609 I'VE WANTED TO SEE FRESNO FOR A LONG TIME. 997 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,615 -NOW I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE. -I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. 998 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,368 WE TRUCKERS REALLY DO KNOW THE BEST PLACES TO EAT. 999 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:53,167 I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 1000 00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,176 GOODBYE. 1001 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,183 BYE. 1002 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,893 YOU LADIES GO ON. I'LL CATCH UP. 1003 00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:11,894 -ALL RIGHT. -THANKS. 1004 00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:12,978 -BYE-BYE, LADIES. -GOODBYE. 1005 00:46:13,061 --> 00:46:15,522 -THANK YOU FOR SAILING WITH US. -OH, WE LOVED IT. 1006 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,399 BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE. 1007 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,817 BYE! 1008 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,402 -BYE-BYE. -GOPHER. 1009 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,863 CUSTOMS IS TO YOUR RIGHT AS YOU GET OFF THE GANGWAY. 1010 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,407 [SIGHS] THANKS. OKAY, LADIES, REMEMBER, 1011 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:28,577 CUSTOMS IS TO YOUR RIGHT AS YOU GET OFF THE GANGWAY! 1012 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:29,703 GOODBYE, GOPHER. 1013 00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:31,038 -BYE-BYE. -THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 1014 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:33,165 -MM-HMM. -[KISSES] 1015 00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:35,209 YOUNG MAN, IT -- IT KIND OF LOOKS TO ME 1016 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,710 LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN APOLOGY COMING. 1017 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:38,837 OF COURSE. I KIND OF LOST MY HEAD. 1018 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:43,383 WELL, BESIDES, I'VE NEVER BEEN GIVEN $8 MILLION BEFORE. 1019 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,219 YEAH. IT HASN'T HAPPENED TO ME THAT MUCH EITHER. 1020 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:47,012 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING AND THINKING 1021 00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:48,680 HOW I CAN MAKE UP TO YOU. 1022 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:54,561 AND, WELL, I EVEN CAME UP WITH A FIGURE OF $10,000 APIECE. 1023 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,897 BUT THEN I HAD A LONG TALK WITH ACE, 1024 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,608 AND HE SAID THAT THAT WOULD NEVER SOLVE ANYTHING. 1025 00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:01,652 AFTER ALL, IT ISN'T THE MONEY THAT MATTERS. 1026 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:04,196 IT -- IT'S THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE. 1027 00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:06,907 AND WE THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT. 1028 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:07,991 DON'T MENTION IT. 1029 00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:13,914 MERRILL! 1030 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:16,833 EMILY. DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 1031 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,419 YOU'RE NEVER COMING TO FRESNO. 1032 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,047 THAT'S THE KIND OF THING PEOPLE SAY THEY'LL DO BUT DON'T. 1033 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,424 WELL, I WOULD'VE. I-I MEAN IT. 1034 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:26,385 I FIGURED THE ONLY WAY I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN 1035 00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,095 IS IF I TAKE ANOTHER CRUISE. 1036 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:32,266 AND AS LONG AS I'M PACKED, I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT RIGHT NOW! 1037 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,268 THAT'S WONDERFUL. [CHUCKLES] 1038 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:36,228 YOU CAN HAVE THE SAME CABIN IF YOU LIKE. 1039 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:42,734 OH. I'LL GO AND CHANGE INTO MY BATHING SUIT. 1040 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,112 AND I'LL MEET YOU ON THE FANTAIL DECK. 1041 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,947 WAIT. 1042 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,241 YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT DOING THAT DIVE OFF THE DECK, ARE YOU? 1043 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:53,996 NO. I JUST WANNA GET SOME SUN. 1044 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,750 PRETTY HAPPY THAT I'M BACK, AREN'T YOU? 1045 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:03,922 WELL, IT'S, UH, ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE A HAPPY CUSTOMER RETURN. 1046 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:07,593 MM-HMM. 1047 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:11,847 YEAH! 1048 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:15,017 ♪♪ 1049 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:29,072 ♪♪ 76944

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