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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,254 ♪♪ 2 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:16,474 Dionne Warwick: ♪ LOVE ♪ 3 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:20,478 ♪ LOVE, EXCITING AND NEW ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,649 ♪ COME ABOARD ♪ 5 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:28,778 ♪ WE'RE EXPECTING YOU ♪ 6 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 7 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:36,745 ♪ LOVE IS LIFE'S SWEETEST REWARD ♪ 8 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:40,290 ♪ LET IT FLOW ♪ 9 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:44,627 ♪ IT FLOATS BACK TO YOU ♪ 10 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,339 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 11 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:53,136 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 12 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,389 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 13 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:00,810 ♪ PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE ♪ 14 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,979 ♪ SET A COURSE FOR ADVENTURE ♪ 15 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:08,777 ♪ YOUR MIND ON A NEW ROMANCE ♪ 16 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:12,822 ♪ AND LOVE ♪ 17 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,826 ♪ LOVE WON'T HURT ANYMORE ♪ 18 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,789 ♪ IT'S AN OPEN SMILE ♪ 19 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,502 ♪ ON A FRIENDLY SHORE ♪ 20 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,838 ♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪ 21 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:33,843 ♪ SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪ 22 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,553 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD ♪ 23 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:41,810 ♪ IT'S LOVE ♪ 24 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,520 ♪ WELCOME ABOARD ♪ 25 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,771 ♪ IT'S LOVE ♪ 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,365 WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME ALL THE GUESTS 27 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,200 OF THE RYAN-SPRINGER WEDDING. 28 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,701 WE HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND CRUISE 29 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,495 ABOARD THE PACIFIC PRINCESS. 30 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,997 BON VOYAGE AND HAPPY WEDDING. 31 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,542 OH, THANK YOU FOR THE TOUR, CAPTAIN. 32 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,709 IT WAS MY PLEASURE, MRS. RYAN. 33 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,963 WHAT A SHIP, WHAT A BEAUTY, WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO WORK. 34 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,589 AH. 35 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,383 OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ERNIE'S MORE EXCITED ABOUT -- 36 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,843 HAVING OUR DAUGHTER'S WEDDING 37 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,887 ONBOARD SHIP OR GETTING TO TOOT THE SHIP'S WHISTLE. 38 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,055 WELL, BUT WEDDINGS AND TOOTINGS 39 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:21,057 CAN BOTH BE EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCES. 40 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,018 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BECOME A CAPTAIN 41 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,520 OF A SHIP LIKE THIS? -WELL... 42 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:28,439 YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE MY HUSBAND, CAPTAIN. 43 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,734 HE'S JUST RETIRED AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOBBY. 44 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,903 OH, TRY GOLF. YOU CAN PICK YOUR OWN HOURS. 45 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,196 EXCUSE ME, ERN. 46 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,447 COULD I TALK TO YOU? 47 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:37,866 OH, UH, CAPTAIN, 48 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,909 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET MY NEPHEW, GEORGE... 49 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,578 -THURLOW. -HELLO, GEORGE. 50 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,371 THIS YOUNG MAN MADE IT POSSIBLE 51 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,415 FOR ME TO RETIRE THIS YEAR AT 50. 52 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,418 RYAN INDUSTRIES COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS. 53 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,502 OH, EXCUSE ME! 54 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,588 I SEE THE FLOWERS HAVE ARRIVED. RIGHT THIS WAY. 55 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,425 ERNIE, UH, MR. RYAN, UH, 56 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,844 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOME OF OUR FOREIGN ACCOUNTS. 57 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,137 GEORGE, RELAX. 58 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,763 WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 59 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,766 ONLY DON CORLEONE DOES BUSINESS AT WEDDINGS. 60 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,268 [LAUGHS] 61 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,936 SERIOUSLY, ERNIE, 62 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,938 I HAVE AN IMPORTANT DECISION TO MAKE. 63 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,440 YOU DON'T NEED ME FOR THAT. 64 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,608 TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS. 65 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,444 LET YOUR GUT BE YOUR GUIDE. 66 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,361 HEY, A BALLPARK FIGURE, CAPTAIN -- 67 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:19,949 HOW MUCH DOES A RIG LIKE THIS COST NEW? 68 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,785 BOY, THEY CERTAINLY ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET FOR YOU, DON'T THEY? 69 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,246 I SHOULD GET MARRIED MORE OFTEN. 70 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:28,416 I THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 71 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:29,542 YEAH, WELL, I WAS, YOU SEE. 72 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,169 BUT THEN, I REMEMBERED I FORGOT THE THE COLLAR STAYS. 73 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,503 AND YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED WITHOUT COLLAR STAYS. 74 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,172 IT'S BAD LUCK, VERY BAD LUCK. 75 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:37,967 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE AFRAID OF SEEING MR. RYAN. 76 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,052 WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I BE? I MEAN, 77 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,136 THE MAN THREATENED TO KILL ME. 78 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,679 YOU WERE DATING HIS DAUGHTER. 79 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,139 YOU WERE A MAJOR JERK THEN. 80 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:44,474 HE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THREATENED TO KILL YOU. 81 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,142 WELCOME ABOARD. 82 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,979 I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 83 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,314 AH, THANKS. I'M MATT SPRINGER. 84 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,607 THIS IS KURT DUNCAN. WE'RE THE, UH... 85 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,150 I KNOW. 86 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:56,027 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A RELUCTANT BRIDEGROOM ON OUR HANDS HERE. 87 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:58,196 [CHUCKLES] ACTUALLY, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GETTING MARRIED. 88 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,697 HE'S THE RELUCTANT BEST MAN. 89 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,282 NO KIDDING? 90 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,118 WELL, NICE OF HIM TO GET THE JITTERS FOR YOU. 91 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,328 DOES HE ALWAYS LOOK THIS PALE? 92 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,331 THE RING! I FORGOT TO GET THE RING. 93 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,458 NICE TRY. DON'T WORRY. 94 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:11,668 I'LL GET HIM THROUGH THIS SOMEHOW. 95 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,836 COME ON, BUDDY. 96 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,964 IT'S ONLY A WEEKEND. YOU CAN MAKE IT. 97 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,383 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TO THE GUYS AT THE ALAMO. 98 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,885 YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME, HAVING YOU HERE. 99 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,178 -YEAH, I KNOW. -I HAVE NO ONE ELSE. 100 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,721 -NO RELATIVES... -I KNOW. 101 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,848 EXCEPT FOR MY GRANDFATHER, AND LORD KNOWS WHERE HE IS. 102 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,684 -I KNOW. -YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. 103 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,227 I KNOW. 104 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,478 AND AS SOON AS YOUR FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW 105 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,730 FINDS OUT I'M HERE, I'M ALSO A DEAD MAN. 106 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,191 I KNOW. 107 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,484 HO! 108 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:37,860 -HEY! -H -- HEY! 109 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,696 -THANKS. -YOU BET. 110 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,322 HELLO. BRIDE'S OR GROOM'S PARTY? 111 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,366 OH, DON'T BOTHER, HONEY. 112 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,368 THE DINK OUT THERE GAVE ME MY CABIN ASSIGNMENT. 113 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,996 -THE DINK? -I THINK HE MEANS GOPHER. 114 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,498 YEAH, DIP, DINK, WIMP, GOPHER, WHATEVER... 115 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,543 BUT I'D RATHER BUNK IN WITH YOU, BABYCAKES. 116 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,546 WELL, I AM FLATTERED, BUT, UH, COMPANY RULES. 117 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,340 LISTEN, I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T. [LAUGHS] 118 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,717 SO, WHY DON'T YOU WHISPER YOUR ROOM NUMBER 119 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,385 IN MY LITTLE, PINK EAR? [CHUCKLES] 120 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,845 I'D RATHER EAT DIRT. 121 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,763 OKAY. [LAUGHS] 122 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,348 'SCUSE ME. 123 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,225 LISTEN, UH, CUPCAKE, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN, 124 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,394 UH, TAKIN' A TRIP TO THE MOON ON GOSSAMER WINGS? 125 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,229 HUH? -I'M THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER. 126 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,565 HO-HO, HEY! [LAUGHS] 127 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,567 YOU KNOW, THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A NUN, SWEETIE. 128 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,028 BYE. 129 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,030 [IMITATES GUNSHOT, LAUGHS] 130 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,406 SHE IS INTERESTED. 131 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,283 YEAH. 132 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,077 YEAH, I CAN TELL. 133 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,747 LISTEN, UH, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 134 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,041 THERE'S PLENTY OF ELDON LUNDY TO GO AROUND. 135 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,084 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [LAUGHS] 136 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,878 -GET LOST. -YEAH. 137 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,214 HEY, BABE. 138 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,884 YEAH, YOU, BABE. YOU GOIN' MY WAY? 139 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,093 UH, BABE, YOU... 140 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,763 [WHISTLES] YEAH, YOU. 141 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,098 GREAT. THANK YOU. 142 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,808 OKAY, HOLD IT. LOOK THIS WAY. 143 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,143 BIG SM-- 144 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,105 LORI! 145 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,940 ACE! 146 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,734 IS IT REALLY YOU? 147 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:05,656 OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE! OHH! 148 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,742 I NEVER DREAMED YOU'D BE AT MY WEDDING. 149 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,452 OH, WELL, I -- I WORK HERE. 150 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,162 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 151 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,413 LAST TIME I SAW YOU... 152 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,790 WE WERE BREAKING UP. 153 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:14,957 RIGHT. -RIGHT. 154 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,584 BUT WE WANTED TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE. 155 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,336 NO, YOU WANTED TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE. 156 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,797 I WAS HAPPY DATING YOU. 157 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,299 WELL, I -- I GUESS I JUST WASN'T READY TO MAKE ANY COMMITMENTS. 158 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,093 MM. 159 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,096 SO, UM, ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE SPECIAL? 160 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,430 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 161 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,683 I MEAN, NOT REALLY. ACTUALLY, NO. 162 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:37,146 OH, THAT'S MY ACE, NEVER WANTING TO PUT DOWN ROOTS. 163 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,606 OH. -MM. 164 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,109 I HOPE YOU FIND THAT SPECIAL GIRL SOMEDAY. 165 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,154 OH... 166 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,156 [SHIP HORN BLOWS] 167 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,493 ♪♪ 168 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:10,138 [CHATTERING, LAUGHTER] 169 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,640 [LAUGHING] 170 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,810 AH, SO THIS IS WHERE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 171 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,186 OH, JUDY, VICKI... -HI. 172 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,855 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY SISTER, JACKIE. 173 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:19,897 -HELLO. -HI. 174 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,607 OH, SO YOU'RE THE MAID OF HONOR. 175 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,193 OR MATRON OF HONOR. 176 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,070 I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE IT IS EITHER. 177 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,573 I WAS MARRIED, AND THEN I GOT DIVORCED. 178 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,700 AH. YOU KNOW, I KNEW WE'D HIT A SNAG. 179 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,034 YOU JUST CANNOT FIND A GOOD WEDDING BOOK 180 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,704 THAT COVERS DIVORCE. -[LAUGHING] 181 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:35,872 LISTEN, WE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 182 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,040 HOW MUCH MUSIC IT WOULD TAKE YOU TO GET DOWN THE AISLE. 183 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,209 OH, BELIEVE ME, YOU WON'T NEED MUCH. 184 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,379 I'M GOING TO GET DOWN THERE AS FAST AS I CAN. 185 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,506 -OH, GOOD. -JACKIE? 186 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,383 OH, JACKIE? 187 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,010 ANDREW? 188 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:49,886 SURPRISED? 189 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,220 SICKENED. 190 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,889 AH, A NORMAL REACTION. 191 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,223 I GUESS THE LAST PERSON 192 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,433 YOU'D EXPECT TO SEE AT YOUR SISTER'S WEDDING 193 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,351 IS YOUR EX-HUSBAND. 194 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,562 YOU KNOW, DADDY TOLD ME HE INVITED YOU TO THE WEDDING. 195 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,272 I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE WHY. 196 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,566 JACKIE, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU. 197 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,902 IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE OUR DIVORCE WAS FINAL. 198 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,778 WHY AREN'T YOU SEEING ANYONE? 199 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,031 THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF REASONS. 200 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:11,532 YOU'RE STILL NOT OVER ME. 201 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,576 THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM. 202 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,120 JACKIE, JACKIE, YOU HAVE TO STOP BLAMING YOURSELF 203 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,414 FOR THE FAILURE OF OUR MARRIAGE. 204 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,917 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? IT WAS YOUR FAULT. 205 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,753 OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 206 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,130 PUTTING UP A BRAVE FRONT SO I WON'T FEEL GUILTY 207 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,758 FOR BEING SO HAPPY WHILE YOUR LIFE IS IN A SHAMBLES. 208 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,010 MY LIFE IS NOT IN A SHAMBLES. 209 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,222 YES, IT IS. AND I'M OVERCOME WITH GUILT. 210 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,558 OH, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 211 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,893 YES, THERE IS. 212 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:40,603 LET ME FIND YOU A MAN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 213 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,272 I'M SURE THAT I CAN FIND SOMEONE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE ON THE SHIP. 214 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,358 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, ANDREW. 215 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,610 SOMEONE'S GOT TO FILL THE VOID THAT I'VE LEFT YOU. 216 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,365 SPAGHETTIOS COULD FILL THAT VOID. 217 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,577 WE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND THE MEMBERS 218 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,955 OF THE RYAN-SPRINGER WEDDING THAT A BACHELOR PARTY 219 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,457 IS NOW STARTING IN THE INTERNATIONAL LOUNGE. 220 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,334 [APPLAUSE, MUSIC PLAYING] 221 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:04,585 ♪ PARTY ♪ 222 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,964 ♪ WE GOT TO CELEBRATE ♪ 223 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,925 [CHEERING] 224 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,093 ♪ TONIGHT ♪ 225 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,096 ♪♪ 226 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,473 ♪ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪ 227 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,350 ♪ MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪ 228 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:23,646 ♪ TONIGHT WE'LL PUT ALL OTHER THINGS ASIDE ♪ 229 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,482 ♪ WE SHOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOMORROW ♪ 230 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,317 ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪ 231 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:32,613 ♪ SWEET MEMORIES WILL LAST A LONG, LONG TIME ♪ 232 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,657 ♪ I WANT TO LOVE YOU ♪ 233 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,493 ♪ FEEL YOU, WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU ♪ 234 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:40,496 ♪ I WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU, PLEASE YOU ♪ 235 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,831 ♪ I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪ 236 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,292 ♪ AND IF YOU MOVE REAL SLOW ♪ 237 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,502 ♪ I'LL LET IT GO ♪ 238 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,005 ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ 239 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,632 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ 240 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,426 ♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL ♪ 241 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,886 ♪ AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪ 242 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,180 ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ 243 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,391 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ 244 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,977 MR. THURLOW? UH, NEW YORK. 245 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,688 OH, UH, I'LL TAKE THE CALL OVER THERE. 246 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,234 MR. RYAN? 247 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,028 IT'S ERNIE. 248 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,821 TOMORROW IT'S POP. 249 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,574 OR DAD, OR WHATEVER'S COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. 250 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,242 LOOK, UH, ERNIE, 251 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,369 I -- I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR THIS INCREDIBLE WEDDING. 252 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,038 HEY, WHAT'S MONEY FOR? 253 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,664 SINCE IT CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS, 254 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,666 IT CAN AT LEAST SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. 255 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,003 WHAT? THE CHINESE REJECTED OUR BID? 256 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,258 WELL, WHY? 257 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,720 WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO BUY THEIR PHONES FROM FRANCE? 258 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,014 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED USING A FRENCH PHONE? 259 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:43,100 ♪♪ 260 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,900 MR. RY-- UH, ERN-- UH, DAD, UH, 261 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,277 I JUST HOPE OUR MARRIAGE CAN BE AS GOOD AS YOURS. 262 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:58,074 GWEN AND I FOUND THE SECRET EARLY ON -- SEPARATE BATHROOMS. 263 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,076 [LAUGHS] 264 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,244 OH, UH, BY THE WAY, 265 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:06,540 I, UH, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I DIDN'T WRAP YOUR PRESENT. 266 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,417 THOSE ARE BLANK CAR KEYS. 267 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,418 WHEN YOU PICK OUT THE CAR YOU WANT, 268 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,755 WE WILL HAVE 'EM GROOVED TO FIT. 269 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,923 THANKS! 270 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,550 ♪♪ 271 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,428 [CHEERING] 272 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,141 HMM. 273 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,103 YEAH. [CHUCKLES] 274 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,980 ARE YOU A FRIEND OF THE BRIDE'S OR THE GROOM'S? 275 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,440 WELL, I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO THE FEMALE SIDE, 276 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,943 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 277 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,569 HUH, YEAH. 278 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,196 BET YOU DO ALL RIGHT FOR YOURSELF, HUH? 279 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,325 HEY, TAKE A TIP FROM THE MASTER, ALWAYS GO TO WEDDINGS. 280 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,578 IT'S A VERY FERTILE GROUND FOR THE ROGUE MALE. 281 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,998 EASY PICKIN'S, HUH? -NO KIDDING. 282 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,961 YEAH, I PROBABLY WON'T GET A WINK OF SLEEP THIS TRIP. 283 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,254 [LAUGHS] 284 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,301 [IMITATES GUNSHOT] 285 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,220 THAT'S FOR YOU, BABE. 286 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,433 ♪♪ 287 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,811 ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ 288 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:08,811 ♪ I THINK YOU GET TO ME ♪ 289 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,146 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ 290 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,148 ♪ I'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP ♪ 291 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,649 ♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL ♪ 292 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,651 ♪ AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪ 293 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,361 ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ 294 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,654 ♪ LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO ME ♪ 295 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:19,530 ♪ AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ 296 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,157 ♪ YOU'VE GOT ME BURNIN' UP ♪ 297 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,492 ♪ AND I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 298 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,120 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW ♪ 299 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,790 ♪ I LIKE IT ♪ 300 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,294 [SONG ENDS, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 301 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,549 [LAUGHTER, CHEERING CONTINUES] 302 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,142 MR. RYAN. 303 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,811 KURT. 304 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,480 HEY, NICE PARTY, VERY NICE... 305 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,356 LET'S GET TO THE BOTTOM LINE. 306 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,692 STAY AWAY FROM JACKIE. -OH, IS SHE HERE? 307 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,819 I... -DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME. 308 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,779 I HAVEN'T LIKED YOU SINCE YOU DATED MY DAUGHTER. 309 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,656 YOU AND YOUR BIKER FRIENDS WERE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 310 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,492 I, MM, I DON'T SEE THOSE GUYS ANYMORE. 311 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,202 NOBODY SEES 'EM ANYMORE. 312 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,703 THEY'RE ALL IN JAIL. 313 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,705 MR. RYAN. 314 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,334 THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 315 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,003 I MEAN, THAT WAS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. 316 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,546 I MEAN, PEOPLE DO CHANGE, YOU KNOW. 317 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,341 THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVEN'T. 318 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,051 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT MY FUTURE SON-IN-LAW 319 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,385 MADE YOU HIS BEST MAN, 320 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,514 I'D HAVE YOU THROWN OFF THIS SHIP IN A MINUTE. 321 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,182 WELL, I GUESS I GOT LUCKY, HUH? 322 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,433 JUST STAY AWAY FROM JACKIE. 323 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,352 HER TASTE IN MEN HAS CHANGED. 324 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,604 NOW SHE PREFERS A MAN WHO CAN KEEP A JOB. 325 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,240 [KNOCKING] 326 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,242 -WHO IS IT? -IT'S DADDY. 327 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,284 DADDY? 328 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,622 HI. 329 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,546 ARE YOU ALONE? 330 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,131 OF COURSE I'M ALONE! 331 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,759 WE HAVE TO HAVE A TALK. 332 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,594 I OWE IT TO YOU AS YOUR FATHER. 333 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,971 OH, THAT'S VERY SWEET, DADDY, 334 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,847 BUT I THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO THE WRONG DAUGHTER. 335 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,474 YOU WANT THE BRIDE, NOT THE DIVORCEE. 336 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,726 NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO THE WRONG DAUGHTER. 337 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,770 YOUR SISTER DOESN'T NEED THIS TALK. 338 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,273 TOMORROW SHE IS MARRYING A GOOD MAN 339 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,316 WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF HER THE REST OF HER LIFE. 340 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,568 YOU HAD THAT CHANCE, ONCE. 341 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,528 OH, DADDY. PLEASE DON'T START THIS AGAIN. 342 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,612 I'M NOT STARTING ANYTHING. 343 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,115 I JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE. 344 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,409 DON'T TAKE UP WITH KURT AGAIN. 345 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,453 KURT IS HERE BECAUSE HE'S MATT'S BEST FRIEND. 346 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,788 NOW, I DIDN'T INVITE HIM. 347 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,957 AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SEEING HIM. 348 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,334 ARE THERE ANY OTHER ORDERS FOR ME? 349 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,295 I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARD ON YOU, SWEETHEART. 350 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,463 BUT I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D COME TO YOUR SENSES 351 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,465 WHEN YOU DUMPED KURT AND MARRIED ANDREW. 352 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,176 BUT I WASN'T HAPPY BEING MRS. DR. PROCTOR. 353 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,970 HOW COULD YOU NOT BE? 354 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,306 YOU HAD A NICE HOUSE, GORGEOUS CLOTHES... 355 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,265 A LOUSY SEX LIFE... 356 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,766 OH, UH... 357 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,768 YOU KNOW I HATE THAT KINDA TALK. 358 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,646 PREDICTABLE. EVERY TIME HE PUT ON THOSE SILK PAJAMAS, 359 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,939 I KNEW WHAT WE WANTED. 360 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,939 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 361 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,775 I'M LEAVING. 362 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,527 GLAD WE HAD THIS LITTLE TALK, DADDY. 363 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,703 THAT WAS SOME BACHELOR PARTY. 364 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,247 THOSE MERMAIDS ARE INCREDIBLE! 365 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,207 -SHE COULD'VE BEEN MINE, DOC. -OH, WHICH ONE? 366 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,878 UH, AMY, PATTY, JANE, UH, SUZIE, SHEILA, STARLIGHT? 367 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,838 -LORI. -LORI? 368 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:23,797 -YEAH. -WHO'S SHE? 369 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,342 WHAT'RE WE TALKIN' ABOUT? -LORI'S THE BRIDE. 370 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:30,012 WE USED TO GO STEADY, UNTIL I FOOLISHLY BROKE IT OFF. 371 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,349 YOU KNOW, DOC, YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW GREAT A WOMAN YOU HAD 372 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,851 TILL SHE DECIDES TO MARRY SOMEBODY ELSE. 373 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,227 IT'S ALWAYS A GREAT RELIEF TO ME. 374 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188 IT MEANS I CAN STOP PAYING ALIMONY. 375 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,649 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE I COULDN'T TAKE THE FINAL STEP? 376 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,192 MAYBE YOU JUST WEREN'T READY. 377 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,526 READY? THAT'S MY PROBLEM. 378 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,153 I'M NEVER READY. 379 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,114 WHEN THEY GAVE PATTON THE ORDER TO MARCH, DID HE SAY, 380 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367 "I'M NOT READY"? NO, HE JUST DID IT 381 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,494 BECAUSE HE HAD THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT HAD TO BE DONE. 382 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,995 I'VE GOT NO GUTS. 383 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,038 THAT'S WHY I'LL ALWAYS BE SINGLE. 384 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,332 I'VE GOT NO GUTS. 385 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:02,002 NO GUTS, NO LORI. 386 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,506 THAT MAN'S BEEN AT SEA TOO LONG. 387 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,593 -WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? -WITH YOUR FATHER. 388 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,261 OH, WHAT DID HE SAY? 389 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,389 HE TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU. 390 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,890 GUESS IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT. 391 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,350 YEAH, WELL, I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING WE'RE GOING 392 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,185 TO HAVE TO DISCUSS IN THE MORNING, ISN'T IT? 393 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,365 KIDS TODAY, THEY WANT THE MOON. 394 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,034 WELL, WHY NOT? WE GOT IT. 395 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,744 DIDN'T WE? 396 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,246 WHY DON'T WE GO TO BED? 397 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,748 WE DON'T WANNA LOOK BAGGY-EYED FOR THE PHOTOS TOMORROW. 398 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,626 UH, I -- I THINK I'D LIKE TO KNOCK OFF ANOTHER CHAPTER 399 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,422 IN MY CIVIL WAR BOOK. 400 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:51,093 ERNIE, HONEY, I JUST WANT YOU BESIDE ME. 401 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,595 WE CAN HOLD EACH OTHER AND TALK. 402 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,764 AND THAT'S AS FAR AS IT NEEDS TO GO. 403 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,767 I'M SORRY, GWEN. 404 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,770 I GUESS, WHEN I RETIRED, EVERYTHING DID. 405 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,440 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 406 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:09,611 THERE'S MORE TO MAKING LOVE THAN JUST HAVING SEX. 407 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,490 WELL, MAYBE THE LIGHT IS BETTER OVER THERE. 408 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,410 THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 409 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,414 AND WHEN IT PASSES, I'LL STILL BE RIGHT HERE. 410 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,082 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. 411 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,250 WHEN I MARRIED YOU, 412 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:27,087 I GOT THE MOON, THE STARS, THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE. 413 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,227 GOOD MORNING! 414 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,188 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A WEDDING. 415 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,939 PRECEDING THIS AFTERNOON'S CEREMONY, 416 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,442 THERE WILL BE A COCKTAIL PARTY ON THE LIDO DECK. 417 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,236 ALL SHIP'S PASSENGERS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED. 418 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,975 [GRUNTS] 419 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,536 ED -- ED -- ED -- 420 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,204 ED, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 421 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,331 IT'S TIME TO LIQUIDATE. 422 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,999 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL PAY FOR THOSE TRACTORS 423 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,709 WE LOST IN CENTRAL AMERICA. 424 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:52,005 SO, UM, LET'S START BY UNLOADING THE TELEVISION STATIONS. 425 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,841 THEY'RE PLAYING NOTHING BUT "PETE AND GLADYS" RERUNS, 426 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,218 ANYWAY. 427 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,219 ED, I KNOW THEY'RE FUNNY. 428 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,721 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 429 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,015 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 430 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,225 LOOK, SOMEBODY WILL BUY THEM. 431 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,601 CALL MARVIN DAVIS. 432 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,936 CALL TED TURNER. 433 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,188 THEY'LL BUY ANYTHING. 434 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,107 IT'S ARMAGEDDON, ED. 435 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,526 SELL ANYTHING THAT ISN'T TIED DOWN. 436 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,069 GET IT? 437 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,279 [HUFFS] 438 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,406 [EXHALES] 439 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,243 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 440 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,253 I'M SORRY, 441 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,422 JACKIE'LL HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION LATER. 442 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,924 SHE HAS TO CIRCULATE. 443 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,260 COME, COME, DEAR. PEOPLE ARE WAITING. 444 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,762 ANDREW, THOSE PEOPLE ARE OLD FRIENDS OF THE FAMILY. 445 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,598 JACKIE, YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDS. 446 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,975 YOU NEED A MAN. LOOK AROUND YOU. 447 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,603 THERE ARE WOMEN ANXIOUS TO GRAB ANYTHING THAT'S AVAILABLE. 448 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,396 YOU NEED A HEAD START. 449 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,481 WELL, THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE. 450 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,567 NOW, YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW THAT I'VE MADE SURE THAT YOU 451 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,278 WON'T BE WASTING YOUR TIME ON ANY LOSERS. 452 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,155 OH, GOODY! DO I GET THE CREAM OF THE CROP? 453 00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,615 WHOA, THAT'S RIGHT. 454 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,950 THESE MEN ARE TOP-DRAWER. 455 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,994 NOW, I'VE BROKEN THEM DOWN INTO TWO GROUPS -- 456 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:07,748 WELL-ESTABLISHED PROFESSIONALS AND THOSE JUST STARTING OUT, 457 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,168 BUT WITH WHAT I FEEL IS A TREMENDOUS GROWTH POTENTIAL. 458 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,629 SHOULD I MEET THEM NOW, OR WAIT TILL THEY GO PUBLIC? 459 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,465 YOUR SARCASM IS NOT LOST ON ME, JACKIE. 460 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,467 I SUPPOSE I WAS FOOLISH 461 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,969 TO THINK THAT YOU'D APPRECIATE MY EFFORTS ON YOUR BEHALF. 462 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,137 OH, ANDREW. 463 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,181 I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE A SWELL JOB. 464 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,600 IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT READY TO START DATING YET. 465 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,477 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 466 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,312 I CAN READ YOU LIKE A CHEAP NOVEL. 467 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,481 I KNOW THE REAL REASON YOU DON'T WANNA MEET ANYONE. 468 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,524 -YOU DO? -MM-HMM. 469 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,277 YOU'RE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT THOSE EXTRA 5 POUNDS 470 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,320 THAT YOU'RE HAULING AROUND. -WHAT?! 471 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:42,950 DON'T WORRY. NOBODY ELSE BUT ME WOULD EVEN NOTICE. 472 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,160 OH, I NEVER COULD PUT ANYTHING OVER ON YOU. 473 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,703 OH, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 474 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,789 YOU READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE? 475 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,082 WHAT THE HECK? LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. 476 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,500 OH, THAT'S MY GAL. 477 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,211 HAVE FUN WITH IT! 478 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,088 JUST GO EASY ON THE HORS D'OEUVRES, OKAY? 479 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,464 [SCOFFS] 480 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,180 AH, MR. THURLOW. 481 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,683 WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE? 482 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,850 THAT'S DOM PERIGNON. 483 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,978 ARE YOU SERVING IT TO EVERYBODY? -YES, SIR. 484 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,562 MR. RYAN SAID HE WANTED TO GO FIRST-CLASS. 485 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,940 UH, WELL, HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE LEFT? 486 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,274 OH, A COUPLE OF CASES. 487 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,151 DON'T OPEN ANY MORE. 488 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,654 STRETCH OUT WHAT YOU'VE GOT THERE WITH GINGER ALE. 489 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,197 GINGER ALE? 490 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,074 HEY, FUZZY. HA HA! 491 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,534 DID YOU GET YOUR WATCH YET? 492 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,536 -WHAT WATCH? -ONE OF THESE BEAUTIES. 493 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,371 MR. RYAN'S GIVING ONE TO EVERY GUEST. 494 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,706 BUT THAT'S A ROLEX! 495 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,084 YEAH, BIG BUCKS, BABE. [LAUGHS] 496 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,378 ANYBODY GOT THE RIGHT TIME? 497 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,714 -ONE-THIRTY. -HA! 498 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,550 -OKAY. -I MAY NOT LIVE TILL 2:00. 499 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:48,348 GEORGE, OLD BUDDY, UH, THE HORS D'OEUVRES NOT SITTING WELL? 500 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,267 UH, UH, UH, YEAH. 501 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,643 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UH-HUH. 502 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,770 WELL, JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE CLAMS, DARLING. 503 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,813 OH! NORMA! 504 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,567 WELL, HERE IS SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 505 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,277 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I -- 506 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,486 I COULDN'T POSSIBLY ACCEPT THAT. 507 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,159 SIR, IT IS TIME THAT I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. 508 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,911 I'VE LOST IT ALL. 509 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,415 I GAMBLED EVERYTHING AND CAME UP SNAKE EYES. 510 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,083 WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 511 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,543 COME SEE ME TOMORROW. 512 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,045 WE'LL ARRANGE FOR AN ADVANCE. 513 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,213 MEANWHILE, STAY OUTTA THE CASINO. 514 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,677 I'M SHARK MEAT. 515 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:32,684 SIR, THERE APPEARS TO BE A MAN ADRIFT OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE. 516 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,604 ATTENTION, RESCUE CREW. 517 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,564 PLEASE REPORT TO THE LIDO DECK IMMEDIATELY. 518 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,816 -OH! -[ALARM WAILS] 519 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,777 WHAT'S HAPPENING? IS THE SHIP SINKING? 520 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,236 'SCUSE ME. 'SCUSE ME. 521 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,571 HEY, LISTEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA STICK WITH THAT 522 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,074 WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST BALONEY, ARE WE? 523 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,576 SORRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. STEP ASIDE, PLEASE. 524 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,620 GET BACK FROM THE RAIL, PLEASE. 525 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:53,038 WE SPOTTED A MAN ON AN OPEN BOAT. 526 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,039 WE'RE PICKING HIM UP. 527 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,001 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, SIR? 528 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,711 PERMISSION GRANTED. 529 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,631 -AH! -ARE YOU OKAY? 530 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,216 WE WERE LUCKY TO FIND YOU WHEN WE DID. 531 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,550 EH, IT WASN'T LUCK, CAPTAIN. 532 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,803 IT WAS SKILLFUL NAVIGATION. 533 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,304 AND, BESIDES, YOU DIDN'T FIND ME. 534 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,931 I FOUND YOU. I PLANNED TO INTERCEPT THIS SHIP. 535 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,349 WHY? 536 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,434 WELL, I WANTED TO GO TO MY GRANDSON'S WEDDING. 537 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,312 -WHAT? -[MURMURING] 538 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:19,689 GRANDPA? 539 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,233 MATTHEW! 540 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,945 THERE YOU ARE! HA HA HA! 541 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,446 LOOK AT YOU! LOOK AT YOU! 542 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,281 YOU GREW! 543 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,836 MATT, WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT? 544 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,462 I HAVE TO FINISH GETTING READY. 545 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:46,383 SO, THIS IS THE LITTLE GIRL THAT STOLE MY GRANDSON'S HEART? 546 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,553 HA HA! -MATT, WHO IS THIS MAN? 547 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,721 LORI, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY GRANDFATHER, ERIC SPRINGER. 548 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,057 UH, I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 549 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,184 BUT I WAS CLEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KALAHARI DESERT 550 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,644 WHEN I GOT WORD OF THE WEDDING. 551 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,355 AND I WORE OUT THREE CAMELS GETTIN' TO THE COAST. 552 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:03,191 AND I HAD TO TRADE ALL MY GANJI ROOT FOR A BOAT! 553 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,986 GRANDPA, HOW COULD YOU BE SURE YOU'D INTERCEPT THIS SHIP? 554 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:06,820 WELL, I WASN'T SURE. 555 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,905 BUT I FIGURED I HAD A GOOD SHOT AT IT. 556 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,365 MR. SPRINGER, 557 00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,701 I AM REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU. 558 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,202 BUT I HAVE TO FINISH GETTING READY. 559 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,539 I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY OWN WEDDING. 560 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,042 THE WEDDING... 561 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,044 BUT I -- I THOUGHT THE WEDDING WAS TOMORROW. 562 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,881 I -- I -- I MUST STILL BE ON ZULU TIME. 563 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,424 GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 564 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,217 I WAS DETERMINED. 565 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,679 I, UH, I HAVEN'T MADE MANY OF THESE EVENTS IN YOUR LIFE. 566 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,056 YOU HAVEN'T MADE IT TO ANY. 567 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,558 YEAH, I KNOW. 568 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,935 IT -- IT SEEMS I WAS ALWAYS ON EXPEDITION OR SOMETHING. 569 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,812 I WANTED TO BE GRANDPA. 570 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:44,566 BUT IT JUST NEVER WORKED OUT THAT WAY. 571 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,610 I DID MISS YOU GROWIN' UP. 572 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,570 BUT IT HAD ITS ADVANTAGES. 573 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,614 MY SHRUNKEN HEAD COLLECTION WAS THE ENVY OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 574 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,408 THAT REMINDS ME. I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 575 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:56,077 YOU REMEMBER THAT GUN BEARER OF MINE, BULU? 576 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,579 OH, NO. GRANDPA, PLEASE. 577 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,332 HE SENT YOU THIS SHARK'S TOOTH AS A WEDDING PRESENT. 578 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,294 THINK HIM FOR ME, PLEASE. 579 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:07,088 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST THINK HIM YOURSELF? 580 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,218 GOT YOU! 581 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,053 [LAUGHS] 582 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,935 [WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING] 583 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,732 [WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYING] 584 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:53,927 ♪♪ 585 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,154 DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, 586 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:18,994 WE ARE GATHERED FOR THIS JOYOUS OCCASION OF HOLY MATRIMONY. 587 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,329 IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO HAS REASON 588 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,998 WHY THIS MAN AND THIS WOMAN 589 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,042 SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER IN THE BONDS OF HOLY MATRIMONY, 590 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:29,170 LET HIM SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD HIS PEACE. 591 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,172 I DID HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT COURAGE. 592 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,674 BUT I HAVEN'T GOT THE GUYS TO SAY 'EM. 593 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,051 BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME, 594 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,388 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 595 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:39,973 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 596 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,017 [MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH PLAYING] 597 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,648 WELL, THAT ABOUT PUTS A LID ON IT. SHE'S GONE NOW. 598 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:49,858 TSK. 599 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,195 TSK. 600 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,198 [CHEERING] 601 00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,327 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 602 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:05,540 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 603 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:18,261 ♪♪ 604 00:27:18,928 --> 00:27:20,680 OUR RECEPTION FOR THE RYAN-SPRINGER WEDDING 605 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,892 IS NOW BEING HELD IN THE INTERNATIONAL LOUNGE. 606 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,602 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 607 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,795 [SONG ENDS, APPLAUSE] 608 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,432 THIS IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE. 609 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:09,437 A HEALER OF THE SICK DROWNING POOR, DEFENSELESS BAKED GOODS. 610 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,773 WHO CARES? 611 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,775 HEY, WHAT'S GOT YOU SO LOW, BUDDY? 612 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,778 -IT'S JACKIE. -AH, YEAH. 613 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,114 YEAH, I HEARD YOU TRIED TO FIX HER UP. 614 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,325 I INTRODUCED HER TO SEVERAL OUTSTANDING YOUNG MEN. 615 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,786 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? 616 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,456 "HI, SAILOR. NEW IN TOWN?" 617 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,458 SHE SAID THEY WERE A BUNCH 618 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:34,754 OF HUMORLESS STUFFED SHIRTS WHO REMINDED HER OF ME. 619 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,340 -REALLY? -MM-HMM. 620 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,802 I WANNA HELP HER. HER LIFE IS SO EMPTY. 621 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,345 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT HER. 622 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,641 THIS IS JUST A TECHNICALITY, YOU UNDERSTAND, 623 00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:49,436 BUT DIDN'T SHE LEAVE YOU? 624 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,814 SEMANTICS. 625 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,615 ANDREW, OLD BUDDY, I JUST MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA 626 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:05,201 THAT CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS MESS. 627 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,370 YEAH, YOU SEE, WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS YOU'VE GOTTA 628 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:10,039 INTRODUCE JACKIE TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU. 629 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,293 I MEAN, SOMEONE WHO'S SHIFTLESS, WORTHLESS. 630 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:16,171 I MEAN, A REAL BUM WHO HAS NO FUTURE AT ALL. 631 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,839 OOH! UGH! 632 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,632 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT PURPOSE WOULD THAT SERVE? 633 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:20,758 DON'T YOU GET IT? 634 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,803 YOU SET HER UP WITH A REAL LOW-LIFE 635 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,556 AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, SHE'LL BE BEGGIN' FOR A SECOND CHANCE 636 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,141 WITH ONE OF YOUR BOYS. 637 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,851 AH! 638 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,353 SHOW HER THE SEAMIER SIDE OF LIFE, SO TO SPEAK. 639 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:33,563 YEAH, EXACTLY. NOW YOU'RE THINKIN'. 640 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,107 -AH! -BUT THE SEAMIER, THE BETTER. 641 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,276 AH, OOH, MAKES SENSE. 642 00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:42,363 TO JACKIE'S FUTURE. 643 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,449 TO JACKIE'S FUTURE. 644 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,540 IT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS ARE ALL GROWN UP 645 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,042 AND STARTING OUT ON THEIR OWN. 646 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,544 A DAY OF MIXED EMOTIONS FOR FATHERS THE WORLD OVER. 647 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,838 GRANDFATHERS TOO, FOR THAT MATTER. 648 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:02,425 SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY, LORI STARTED WALKING. 649 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,386 SHE WAS 10 MONTHS OLD, 650 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,182 AND I HAD JUST OPENED A SMALL APPLIANCE STORE. 651 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:12,560 I WAS OUT IN PATAGONIA WHEN MATT TOOK HIS FIRST STEP. 652 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,230 COULDN'T GET OUT OF THERE BECAUSE OF A DUST STORM. 653 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,231 IT LASTED 30 DAYS. 654 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,066 HMM. 655 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,109 I REMEMBER HER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 656 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,779 SHE WAS SO EXCITED. 657 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:26,115 AND THAT WAS THE YEAR I GOT MY FIRST PATENT. 658 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:29,577 I WAS CLIMBIN' ANNAPURNA ABOUT THEN. 659 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,287 I REMEMBER, I GOT BACK TO BASE CAMP 660 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:36,084 AND A SHERPA GUIDE HANDED ME MATT'S FIRST REPORT CARD. 661 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,586 HAD TO DEFROST IT BEFORE I COULD READ IT. 662 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:41,464 AND HER GRADUATION, 663 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:45,677 THAT WAS THE YEAR OF MY FIRST PUBLIC STOCK OFFERING. 664 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,263 MY LITTLE GIRL WAS ALL GROWN UP. 665 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:52,141 I WAS OUT IN BORNEO DODGIN' HEADHUNTERS 666 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:57,272 AND WISHING THAT I'D GONE TO MATT'S GRADUATION. 667 00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:59,274 MEMORIES. 668 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,149 MEMORIES. 669 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,444 [CHUCKLES] 670 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,238 WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT 'EM? 671 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:12,287 ♪♪ 672 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,914 I CAN TEACH YOU SOME NEW STEPS IN THE DANCE OF LOVE. 673 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,125 I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. 674 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,876 I CAN RESPECT THAT. 675 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:22,505 PSST. 676 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,135 LISTEN, UH, WHY DON'T WE GO DOWN TO YOUR CABIN 677 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,804 AND HAVE OUR OWN BON VOYAGE PARTY? 678 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:32,307 IS THIS A JOKE? 679 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,558 I -- WH... 680 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:35,643 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 681 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,771 THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. 682 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,148 I'M THE BRIDE. 683 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,149 THE BRIDE? 684 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,650 THE BRIDE. 685 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,110 HEY, WELL, DON'T LET THAT WORRY YOU. 686 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,821 GEE, A LOTTA PEOPLE ARE WEARIN' WHITE THESE DAYS. 687 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:50,450 COME ON, RELAX, IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR A LITTLE FUN. 688 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:54,829 I THINK I HAVE TO TALK TO MATT ABOUT HIS TASTE IN FRIENDS. 689 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,791 HIYA, DREAMBOAT. 690 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,463 OKAY! I FORGOT. 691 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:04,505 WE'VE MET. 692 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,677 WELL, LORI'S OFF ON HER NEW LIFE. 693 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,180 I'M STILL ON THE DATING TREADMILL. 694 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,474 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. 695 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:18,811 WOMEN -- WOMEN JUST USE ME AND DISCARD ME. 696 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:22,106 IN MY CASE, THEY USE ME, MARRY ME AND THEN DISCARD ME. 697 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,025 AH, IT'S MY FAULT, REALLY. 698 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,361 I'VE GOTTA START DEMANDING MORE FROM MY RELATIONSHIPS. 699 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:30,531 RIGHT NOW WOMEN JUST SEE ME AS A SEX OBJECT. 700 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,992 ACE, THERE'S HOPE. 701 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,620 THERE'S BOUND TO BE ONE WOMAN OUT THERE WHO WOULDN'T TREAT YOU 702 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:36,829 AS A SEX OBJECT. 703 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,207 YOU JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND FIND HER. 704 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,209 -YOU REALLY THINK SO? -I'M SURE OF IT. 705 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,710 AND WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING, 706 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,797 THINK OF ALL THOSE WONDERFUL, MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIPS 707 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:46,923 YOU CAN HAVE. 708 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,687 HEY. WHAT A PARTY, HUH, GEORGE? 709 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,564 YEP, I JUST REALIZED, GEORGE, 710 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,733 NOW THAT I'VE MARRIED OFF MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER 711 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,528 I AM TRULY A MAN OF LEISURE. 712 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:11,531 GLAD YOU COULD COME. OH, THERE YOU ARE, GEORGE. 713 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:12,573 SIT DOWN, DARLING. 714 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:13,741 COME JOIN THE PARTY. 715 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,410 YOU HAVEN'T DANCED WITH THE BRIDE ONCE. 716 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,079 UH, IT -- IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT, AUNT GWEN. 717 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,039 OH, COME NOW. 718 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,749 IT'S TRUE. COUSINS CAN'T MARRY. 719 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,585 BUT THEY CAN DANCE ALL THEY WANT TO. 720 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:25,878 MAYBE LATER. 721 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,463 WELL, ALL RIGHT. OOH. 722 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,756 THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 723 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,383 I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE. 724 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:31,426 WAITER! 725 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:33,261 OH, WAITER! 726 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,887 AFTER 30 YEARS, 727 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:38,141 I'M MORE CONVINCED THAN EVER THAT I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 728 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,100 SIR? 729 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,229 SIR? 730 00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:45,940 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY 731 00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:48,234 FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED HERE. 732 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,819 WELL, WE SHOULD GIVE GWEN SOME CREDIT. 733 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,612 SHE SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THE CATERERS. 734 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,490 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEDDING, SIR. 735 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,952 IT'S RYAN INDUSTRIES. 736 00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,996 [Whispers] YOU'RE BANKRUPT. 737 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:05,626 -PARDON ME? -YOU'RE BANKRUPT. 738 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,130 YOU'RE BROKE. NO MONEY, WE'RE THROUGH. 739 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:14,302 THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE GREAT BIG PRACTICAL JOKES, IS IT? 740 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,554 NO, SIR. YOU KNOW I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. 741 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:19,974 ALL THOSE YEARS OF WORK, AND I'M BROKE? 742 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,684 SHH! 743 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:25,688 I LOST YOU $300 MILLION. 744 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482 I -- I -- I -- I -- I SHOULD -- I SHOULD GET OUT OF BUSINESS 745 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,150 AND GET INTO GOVERNMENT. 746 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,152 SIR, I WOULD -- I WOULD NOT BLAME YOU 747 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,488 IF YOU HAD ME TROTTED OUT THERE AND SHOT. 748 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:37,825 GEORGE. GEORGE, YOU'RE FAMILY. 749 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,369 OF COURSE, I WILL CONSIDER ALL OPTIONS. 750 00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:44,373 WELL, AFTER EXTENSIVE RESEARCH, 751 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:47,126 I HAVE DISCOVERED ONLY TWO REAL LOSERS ON THE SHIP. 752 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:51,631 SOMEONE NAMED ELDON LUNDY AND YOU. 753 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:54,175 COME ON. I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO JACKIE. 754 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:04,018 JACKIE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE. 755 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,520 THIS IS KURT DUNCAN. 756 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,980 KURT, THIS IS JACKIE RYAN. 757 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,357 KURT HERE IS YOUR BASIC, UH, 758 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,693 DROPOUT, LATE-BLOOMING UNDERACHIEVER TYPE. 759 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,320 NICE TO MEET YOU. 760 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,700 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? 761 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,703 AH, WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY MUCH OF A DEADBEAT. 762 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,498 FASCINATING. 763 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,999 UH, WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEPLACE PRIVATE SO WE CAN 764 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,709 GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER? 765 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,211 OKAY. 766 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,218 DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 767 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,055 YOU RUN A TIGHT SHIP, CAPTAIN. 768 00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:42,765 WELL, COMING FROM A SAILOR LIKE YOU, 769 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,267 THAT'S QUITE A COMPLIMENT, MR. SPRINGER. 770 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,727 UH, ERIC. ERIC. UNLESS YOU PREFER TO CALL ME 771 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,021 WHAT THEY CALLED ME DOWN IN THE MARIANAS. GUMBALA! 772 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,065 GUMBALA? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 773 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:53,401 -"GOAT FACE." -[LAUGHS] 774 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,902 NOW DON'T LAUGH. IT'S QUITE AN HONOR. 775 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,363 THOSE NATIVES ARE VERY PROUD OF THEIR GOATS. 776 00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:01,868 WELL, ERIC, I REALLY ADMIRE YOUR EXPLOITS. 777 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:04,537 SAILING AROUND THE CAPE OF GOOD HOPE IN A DINGHY, 778 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,123 THROUGH THE STRAITS OF MAGELLAN IN A KAYAK. 779 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,791 I MEAN, THAT'S MAGNIFICENT. 780 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,961 NOW, I'M SURE AN OLD SALT LIKE YOU HAS HAD EXPERIENCES 781 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,629 THAT WERE JUST AS EXCITING. 782 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:17,925 UH, RUNNING THIS SHIP IS A FULL-TIME COMMITMENT. 783 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,052 IT DOES GET A LITTLE HAIRY NOW AND THEN. 784 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,554 BUT, CAPTAIN, 785 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:25,099 DON'T YOU LONG FOR THE CHALLENGE OF THE OPEN SEA? 786 00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:27,768 I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO TAKE OL' FATHER NEPTUNE 787 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,813 AND JUST WRESTLE HIM TO A STANDSTILL AND WIN? 788 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:34,442 WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAIL IN THE CATALINA 789 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:36,110 TO LONG BEACH RACE. 790 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:37,612 ALONE, OF COURSE. 791 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,113 WELL, THEN DO IT. 792 00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:41,407 JUST DO IT. 793 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:44,619 THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE JUST WAITING TO BE CONQUERED. 794 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,746 DO IT, MAN. 795 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:50,291 THANKS...GUMBALA. 796 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,424 [CHEERING] 797 00:36:58,507 --> 00:36:59,300 OKAY, HERE WE GO, BIG SMILE ON THREE! 798 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,260 THREE! [LAUGHS] 799 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:11,020 I AM A PERSON, NOT A SEX OBJECT. OKAY? 800 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,816 OKAY. HA! 801 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,861 YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN THEY PLAY HARD TO GET LIKE THAT. 802 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,113 OOH, THAT'S A TERRIFIC GIMMICK FOR PICKIN' UP WOMEN. 803 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,783 -WHAT'S THAT? -CAMERA. UH-HUH. 804 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:26,535 THIS IS NOT A GIMMICK. I AM THE SHIP'S PHOTOGRAPHER. 805 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:29,497 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. HUH? [LAUGHS] 806 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,831 LISTEN, HOW COME YOU LET THAT, 807 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,333 UH, CUTIE SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS LIKE THAT? 808 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:33,793 YOU GOT SOMETHIN' BETTER GOIN' FOR YOURSELF? 809 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,670 HUH? [LAUGHS] 810 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,004 WAIT A MINUTE. 811 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,297 DON'T TELL ME. I SAW THE WAY 812 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,632 YOU WERE LOOKIN' AT HER. YEAH. 813 00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:41,676 YOU SCORED WITH THE BRIDE, DIDN'T YOU? [LAUGHS] 814 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,386 YOU KNOW, I TOOK A SHOT AT HER MYSELF THIS AFTERNOON. 815 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,845 I CAME THAT CLOSE. 816 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,889 -YOU PROPOSITIONED THE BRIDE? -YEAH, I SURE DID. 817 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,849 YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO GO FOR THAT GUSTO, BABE. 818 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,351 HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY? 819 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:51,852 -YEAH. -YEAH, SURE. COME ON. 820 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,354 YEAH, AN AWKWARD GUY LIKE YOURSELF 821 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,023 IS GONNA HAVE TROUBLE WITH WOMEN. 822 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,441 [PUNCH LANDS, THUD] 823 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,953 MORE WINE? 824 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,836 -I WANNA GO BACK TO THE PARTY. -WAIT, WHOA! 825 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,587 NO, NO, NO, NO. JACKIE, COME HERE, NOW. 826 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,548 YOU'VE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 827 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,549 I THINK YOU OUGHTA GO BACK TO YOUR CABIN 828 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,217 AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE. 829 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,053 WILL YOU STAY WITH ME? 830 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,221 YES. 831 00:38:27,304 --> 00:38:29,890 OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME. 832 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,933 MM. MM! 833 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,226 [BELL DINGS] 834 00:38:32,309 --> 00:38:34,729 [LAUGHING] 835 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,315 OH... 836 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,233 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 837 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:42,236 -THEY'RE KISSING. -I CAN SEE THAT. 838 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:44,238 I WANT AN EXPLANATION, RIGHT NOW. 839 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:45,281 ALL RIGHT, DADDY. 840 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:49,201 ♪ MY SECRET LOVE'S ♪ 841 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:53,039 ♪ NO SECRET ANYMORE ♪ 842 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,707 WHAT WAS THAT? 843 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:57,418 UM, I THINK IT'S CALLED "SECRET LOVE." 844 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,255 DORIS DAY SANG IT IN "CALAMITY JANE," REMEMBER? 845 00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:03,049 VERY GOOD, MOTHER. 846 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,383 I KNEW THERE WOULD BE TROUBLE 847 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,926 IF YOU TWO GOT ANYWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER. 848 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,928 I SHOULD'VE THROWN YOU OFF THIS BOAT YESTERDAY. 849 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,930 WELL, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE. 850 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,891 BY THAT, SIR, I -- 851 00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:13,976 WHAT I MEAN IS, 852 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,936 JACKIE AND I ARE MARRIED. 853 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,274 I'LL KILL YOU! 854 00:39:20,357 --> 00:39:22,151 OH, NOW CALM DOWN, ERNIE. 855 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:24,487 JUST LOOK AT THEM. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. 856 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,614 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? THEY ALWAYS HAVE. 857 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,783 WHY ARE YOU ON THEIR SIDE? 858 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,409 THERE ARE NO SIDES, DARLING. 859 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,286 THEY BELONG TOGETHER. 860 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:33,788 YOU KNEW ALL ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU? 861 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,498 YES. 862 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:37,958 WE WERE JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO TELL YOU. 863 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,003 HERE'S A HOT TIP -- THERE NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN A RIGHT MOMENT. 864 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:42,505 OH -- 865 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,840 ERNIE... 866 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,849 ♪♪ 867 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,147 ERNIE, I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT KURT AND JACKIE 868 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,982 BECAUSE I HAD HOPED THAT THIS TRIP 869 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,692 WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. 870 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,945 I KNOW HIM FINE. 871 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,823 HE'S STILL THE SAME BUM WHO DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. 872 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,533 OH, WELL, SO WHAT? 873 00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:12,952 NEITHER DID YOU, AND LOOK HOW YOUR LIFE HAS TURNED OUT. 874 00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:15,287 OH! YEAH, LOOK AT IT. 875 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:18,124 I BUSTED MY CHOPS FOR 35 YEARS. 876 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,458 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT TO SHOW FOR IT? 877 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,836 -NOTHING. -OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 878 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,172 RYAN INDUSTRIES IS BANKRUPT. 879 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,298 YOU MEAN WE'RE BROKE? 880 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,259 FLAT, PENNILESS... 881 00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:30,886 WHEN THIS SHIP DOCKS, WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS HOME. 882 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,515 OH, DEAR. 883 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:38,519 I GUESS THIS MEANS I'LL HAVE TO DO HOUSEWORK AGAIN. 884 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,688 I WONDER WHERE CONSUELO KEEPS THE VACUUM. 885 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,070 HONEY, I TURNED DOWN THE BED. 886 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:50,656 I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE! 887 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,158 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 888 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:01,333 -MATT, WE HAVE TO TALK. -UH, NOW? 889 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,377 WE NEVER HAD THAT FATHER AND SON TALK 890 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,379 THAT ALL FATHERS AND SONS HAVE. 891 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:06,881 BUT -- BUT YOU'RE MY GRANDFATHER. 892 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,716 IT'S ALL THE SAME. 893 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,509 IT'S THE SAME TALK, AT LEAST. -IT'S ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA. 894 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,845 I HAD A VERY GOOD BIOLOGY TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 895 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:14,430 WELL, OUT IN THE GOBI DESERT, 896 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,724 FATHERS AND SONS GO OFF AND TALK FOR WEEKS. 897 00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,601 LOOK, IT'S LATE. 898 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:19,768 IT'S MY WEDDING NIGHT. 899 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,437 CAN'T THIS WAIT TILL ANOTHER TIME? 900 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,771 WELL, MAYBE THE TALK CAN. 901 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:25,107 BUT THIS CAN'T. 902 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:29,069 UH, HONEY, I THINK GRANDPA BROUGHT US A WEDDING GIFT. 903 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,697 FIRST, YOU HAVE TO WEAR THIS. 904 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,199 -WHEN? -WHERE? 905 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:36,076 HERE. NOW. IT'S A FERTILITY CHAIN. 906 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,079 UH, GRANDPA, WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. 907 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,707 IT'S JUST THAT -- -MATTHEW, NOW, IN MY OWN WAY, 908 00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:44,084 I'M TRYING TO BLESS THIS UNION. 909 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,377 LET ME DO THIS. 910 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:48,797 OF COURSE. 911 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,551 WE'D LIKE THAT, GRANDPA. 912 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:53,761 THANK YOU. 913 00:41:57,139 --> 00:42:00,768 [SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 914 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:04,772 [CHANTING] 915 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,536 PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS. 916 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:22,831 I'LL TAKE IT. WE COULD USE THE MONEY. 917 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,792 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED. 918 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:29,255 WE'D SUNK $500 INTO THAT RUBBER STAMP BUSINESS. 919 00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,798 WHEN THAT WENT UNDER, 920 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,968 THE FEELING I HAD THEN IS THE FEELING I HAVE NOW. 921 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:35,469 FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. 922 00:42:35,552 --> 00:42:38,472 WE SPENT MORE THAN THAT THIS WEEKEND ON WEDDING NAPKINS. 923 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,225 WHETHER YOU LOSE $500 OR $300 MILLION, 924 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,977 YOU'RE STILL BACK AT SQUARE ONE. 925 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,812 WE HAD $300 MILLION? 926 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,689 OH, GWEN, PLEASE. 927 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,441 THE POINT IS, I'VE LOST IT ALL BEFORE, 928 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,443 AND I'VE BOUNCED BACK. 929 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,655 I HAVE GONE FROM CHAPTER 11 TO FORTUNE 500. 930 00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:57,449 I'M THE LAZARUS OF BUSINESSMEN. -OH, ERNIE. 931 00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,910 HONEY, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN. 932 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,328 IT'S JUST A SHAME 933 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,830 THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR RETIREMENT. 934 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,999 AH, GWEN, I'M BORED SILLY. 935 00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,334 I'VE READ. I'VE WHITTLED. 936 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:08,836 I'VE GARDENED. 937 00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:11,380 THE BIGGEST DECISION I'VE FACED IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS 938 00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:13,507 WAS WHEN TO FERTILIZE. 939 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:16,135 IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT GETTING AWAY 940 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,344 FROM THE PRESSURES OF BUSINESS. 941 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:21,348 YEAH, BUT I GOT AWAY FROM THE FUN AND THE EXCITEMENT TOO. 942 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,393 OH, WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR A GOOD LABOR DISPUTE. 943 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,979 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GROWL, ARE YOU? 944 00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:29,023 I MIGHT. 945 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,859 I AM BACK IN THE GAME, GWEN. 946 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:35,738 WE'LL FIND A NEW IDEA AND THEN START CLEAN. 947 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:39,533 ERNIE, THERE'S A FIRE IN YOUR EYES. 948 00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:41,827 THAT'S BECAUSE THE BOILER'S WORKING. 949 00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:45,414 EH, THERE'S ANOTHER FEELING THAT I'VE HAD BEFORE. 950 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:47,374 RIGHT BEFORE THE GIRLS WERE BORN. 951 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,337 OH, ERNIE! 952 00:43:52,629 --> 00:43:54,923 ♪♪ 953 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,514 [SHIP HORN BLOWS] 954 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,226 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY SORRY THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT. 955 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:08,187 OH, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 956 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:11,899 EVEN IF DADDY DISINHERITS ME, I HAVEN'T LOST ANYTHING. 957 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:14,568 THE RYAN FAMILY'S FLAT BROKE. 958 00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:17,071 AND I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON. 959 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,406 -HMM. -KURT! 960 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,617 NOW, LOOK, MR. RYAN, 961 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,410 THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO KEEP US APART ANYMORE. 962 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,120 I LOVE JACKIE. SHE LOVES ME. 963 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,705 AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 964 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:29,041 NOTHING YOU DO OR SAY CAN CHANGE THE WAY WE FEEL. 965 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,918 IS IT MY TURN TO TALK? 966 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,544 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO CHANGE THE WAY 967 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,088 YOU FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER. 968 00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:36,256 TAKE IT FROM ME, LOVE GOES A LONG WAY 969 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,133 IN GETTING YOU THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES. 970 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,427 DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 971 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,721 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 972 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,348 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. 973 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,645 WELL, IT'S WORTH A GREAT DEAL. 974 00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:52,439 OH, THANK YOU, DADDY. 975 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:56,568 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M GONNA THROW YOU A GREAT BIG PARTY. 976 00:44:56,652 --> 00:45:00,280 AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY FOR THIS WEDDING. 977 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,448 TAKE CARE OF HER, YOU HEAR? 978 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,200 YOU'VE GOT MY WORD, SIR. 979 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:07,454 ANDREW. 980 00:45:10,707 --> 00:45:12,918 EXCUSE ME. 981 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:15,295 WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? 982 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,423 ANDREW, LISTEN. 983 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,800 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. 984 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:23,595 YOU SEE, JACKIE IS BOUND TO COME TO HER SENSES ANY DAY NOW. 985 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:24,972 AND WHEN SHE DOES, 986 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:27,266 YOU BETTER HAVE THAT LIST OF ELIGIBLE MEN AVAILABLE. 987 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:34,106 [BOTH LAUGH] 988 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:36,692 -OH, I LOVE YOU. -I LOVE YOU. 989 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:48,954 WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR CRUISE. 990 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,415 WE WOULD LIKE TO WISH THE NEWLYWEDS A HAPPY LIFE. 991 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:54,376 ♪♪ 992 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:58,422 [SHIP HORN BLOWS] 993 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:05,637 HEY, CUTIE. 994 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,806 I KNOW A TERRIFIC PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET A FABULOUS, 995 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,684 CANDLELIT DINNER FOR A VERY REASONABLE PRICE. 996 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,144 OH? WHERE? 997 00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:14,438 MY PLACE. HA HA. 998 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:17,024 YOU INTERESTED? 999 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,817 ONLY IF IT'S FOR SALE. 1000 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,197 OKAY. 1001 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,368 MAYBE I'M NOT COMIN' ON STRONG ENOUGH. 1002 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,703 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 1003 00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:34,416 THERE YOU ARE. I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR YOU. 1004 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,002 I HAVE ANOTHER WEDDING PRESENT FOR YOU TWO. 1005 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,337 UH, MORE DANCING? 1006 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,047 NO, NO, NO. 1007 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,341 TWO AIRLINE TICKETS TO AFRICA. -[GASPS] 1008 00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:44,259 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO JOIN ME IN NAIROBI 1009 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,344 AND SEE HOW I LIVE. 1010 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,888 -OH, WE'D LOVE TO. -GOOD. 1011 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,765 NOW, REMEMBER, WHERE I AM, CLOTHING'S OPTIONAL. 1012 00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:55,521 TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. I LOVE YOU. 1013 00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:57,940 WELL, THE WIND'S FAIR. 1014 00:46:58,023 --> 00:47:00,025 AND I GOTTA BE OFF ON THE TIDE. 1015 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,902 LOVE YOU BOTH. 1016 00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:07,241 OH, THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 1017 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,034 THE WEDDING WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH. 1018 00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,078 WELL, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED WHEN THE SINGER GOT THE HICCUPS. 1019 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,705 BUT HE COVERED BEAUTIFULLY. -[CHUCKLING] 1020 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:15,749 ANY MORE TAKERS FOR THE AFRICAN TRIP? 1021 00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,084 YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE THE MERRIER 1022 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,919 OUT THERE IN THE BUSH. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GWEN? 1023 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:20,963 NO, OH, GWEN AND I ARE STARTING A NEW PROJECT. 1024 00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:22,756 BUT GEORGE HERE COULD USE A LITTLE R & R. 1025 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,258 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GEORGE? 1026 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,760 WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE PALM SPRINGS. 1027 00:47:26,843 --> 00:47:27,928 OH, COME ON, GEORGE. 1028 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:29,555 YOU COULD USE A CHANGE OF SCENERY, 1029 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,348 HELP MEND THAT ULCER OF YOURS. 1030 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,767 WELL, THAT SETTLES IT, THEN. COME ON, GEORGE. 1031 00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:36,144 NOW, ABOUT THAT ULCER, I'VE GOT A WITCH DOCTOR FRIEND 1032 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,647 OUT IN MALAGASY THAT CAN CURE IT IN 2 DAYS. 1033 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,399 OF COURSE, YOU GOTTA BRING YOUR OWN VIPER. 1034 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:41,608 VIPER? 1035 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,110 [LAUGHS] 1036 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,111 THANKS AGAIN, CAPTAIN. 1037 00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:46,113 YOU KEEP THIS TUB AFLOAT AND WE'LL BE BACK SOON. 1038 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,073 -IT'LL BE OUR PLEASURE. -THANK YOU. 1039 00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:50,617 -BYE-BYE. -THANKS FOR SAILING WITH US. 1040 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:51,410 -OH, DAD... -HMM? 1041 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:52,619 WHAT'S THIS? 1042 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,622 OH, IT'S JUST A GIFT FROM ERIC. 1043 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,249 OH, YOU KNOW, HE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT. 1044 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:59,793 THE BASOTHO TRIBESMEN BELIEVE IT RESTORES HAIR. 1045 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:01,587 OH, REALLY? 1046 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:02,963 YOU KNEW THAT. 1047 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,464 WELL, NO. NO, I DIDN'T. 1048 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,342 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A CUTE LITTLE THING. 1049 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,261 OH, REALLY? 1050 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,693 ♪♪ 75298

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