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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 {\fnArial\3c&HFFFFFF&\1c&HFF0&\fs15\b1\an0} Subtitle Extraction from : OSN {\fnArial\3c&HFFFFFF&\1c&FF0000&\fs20\b1\an0} Edit sync By : D.LUFFY 1 00:00:49,336 --> 00:00:52,681 Eddie, you should be in bed 2 00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:55,814 Remember, if you are not asleep Santa will not come over 3 00:00:55,984 --> 00:00:57,808 Do you think he will come this year, mom? 4 00:00:58,217 --> 00:01:04,558 - Of course he will, Santa always... - No. No Santa, Dad 5 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,601 Do you think he will come? 6 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,987 Eddie 7 00:01:13,118 --> 00:01:17,115 I've been good during the year And if you've been really good 8 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:19,878 then Santa brings you everything you want. Right? 9 00:01:20,529 --> 00:01:21,920 That's the rule 10 00:01:22,094 --> 00:01:27,393 And if it is a rule then he has got to do it. Right? 11 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,043 Well, yes, but... 12 00:01:33,216 --> 00:01:36,822 All I ask is for Dad to show up That's all 13 00:01:38,169 --> 00:01:44,599 Eddie, your father He's... Well... 14 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:49,508 - I didn't ask for anything else - I know, I know 15 00:01:49,769 --> 00:01:53,158 Come, lay down and try to rest a bit, okay? 16 00:02:22,179 --> 00:02:24,134 Santa can do anything 17 00:03:39,558 --> 00:03:41,643 Merry Christmas, Eddie 18 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:46,378 Mario? 19 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:48,333 Should have come to the Christmas party 20 00:03:49,116 --> 00:03:51,244 Christmas party? It's December 1st 21 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,721 We just had Thanksgiving 22 00:03:52,939 --> 00:03:56,067 It's better an early Christmas party than no Christmas party 23 00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:59,673 No one wants a janitor at their party 24 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,975 It does not hurt to be social 25 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,581 The only reason why people want me is to clean! 26 00:04:06,755 --> 00:04:08,188 They are filthy animals 27 00:04:08,536 --> 00:04:11,621 Yes, and those same people let you get away with certain things 28 00:04:12,141 --> 00:04:14,705 - Things? Like what? - Breaking the rules 29 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,920 - What rules? - Sleeping on the job 30 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:26,783 There are guidelines, Mario 31 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:28,521 In the real world there is guidelines, not rules 32 00:04:28,652 --> 00:04:30,607 Besides, I am not going to be doing this forever 33 00:04:30,825 --> 00:04:32,736 Well, with that attitude you can count on it 34 00:04:33,213 --> 00:04:36,949 Well, I got to go, because I have to clean up a stupid Christmas party 35 00:04:37,081 --> 00:04:40,165 - Remember? - Come on! Merry Christmas Eddie 36 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,163 It is December 1st Forget about Christmas 37 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,074 You are such a grinch 38 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,836 ''On the first day of Christmas my employer gave to me'' 39 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:18,874 ''complete and utter... misery'' 40 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,131 I will do it later 41 00:06:01,712 --> 00:06:03,103 - Santa? - Hey, Bruno 42 00:06:03,234 --> 00:06:04,624 How are things going? 43 00:06:05,493 --> 00:06:06,839 Everything is on track, sir 44 00:06:07,013 --> 00:06:09,838 Everything will be ready to go for Christmas Eve 45 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:14,095 - Good - Hey Bruno 46 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:16,223 Santa, I have got that hot chocolate for you 47 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,570 Extra marshmallows just like you like it 48 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,655 - Thank you, Paula - Speaking... 49 00:06:21,785 --> 00:06:24,522 Say Paula, what do you want for Christmas this year? 50 00:06:26,651 --> 00:06:29,693 I would really like a new set of tools You know, to build toys with 51 00:06:29,779 --> 00:06:32,082 But do not get me wrong I really like the ones I have now 52 00:06:32,255 --> 00:06:33,950 So it is okay if I do not get them 53 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,950 I would also explode with peppermint 54 00:06:36,035 --> 00:06:38,120 for a charitable donation to the children's shelter 55 00:06:38,251 --> 00:06:40,728 Slow down, child. Slow down 56 00:06:40,945 --> 00:06:42,944 Let me have the list I will look it over later 57 00:06:43,074 --> 00:06:46,159 Jeez! Thank you so much Santa! 58 00:06:46,377 --> 00:06:50,155 - Speaking of... - Isn't she the best? 59 00:06:50,547 --> 00:06:55,108 Yes. Yes, sir. She is... She is my favorite. No doubt about it 60 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,540 Speaking about Christmas Eve This is the year 61 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:05,666 What? What are you talking about? Yes, yes 62 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,795 I have been having such a hard time narrowing down 63 00:07:07,925 --> 00:07:09,750 the list of candidates for Santa 64 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:13,487 - But... - But 65 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:18,266 - I think I have a winner - Really? 66 00:07:18,701 --> 00:07:22,653 Somebody that is kind courteous 67 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:27,346 - friendly, organized - Of course 68 00:07:27,476 --> 00:07:30,778 Somebody that I have been watching for a long time 69 00:07:31,169 --> 00:07:34,731 and I am certain he can take over my operation and fill in my boots 70 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:36,252 - Santa - Someone that I know 71 00:07:36,383 --> 00:07:38,641 - You read my... - Liam Mueller 72 00:07:40,683 --> 00:07:43,768 This is the winner right here Liam 73 00:07:47,157 --> 00:07:51,545 Bruno, Bruno... Your resume is great 74 00:07:51,719 --> 00:07:54,803 But it's lacking one thing World knowledge 75 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,672 Santa needs to know people 76 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,582 You have lived here in the North Pole your whole life 77 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,537 - I see - Besides... 78 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:06,491 who is going to run my operation? I need my head elf 79 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:09,532 - Santa, I... - ''Let me take your scarf'' 80 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,573 - I understand - Great 81 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:16,526 I knew you would understand So, I can trust you with this? 82 00:08:17,092 --> 00:08:22,956 Yes, Santa. I will put my best elf on training detail 83 00:08:23,348 --> 00:08:24,737 Great Thank you, Bruno 84 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,690 Hey, Bruno? 85 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,993 ''Sorry, what is it like to be the head elf? I bet it is great'' 86 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,034 ''All that time you get to spend with Santa'' 87 00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:37,250 ''Would not it be great to be Santa one day?'' 88 00:08:37,554 --> 00:08:39,335 ''I am just hoping that one day I can have your job'' 89 00:08:39,466 --> 00:08:40,857 ''After you retire, of course'' 90 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,159 ''You must be the happiest elf in the Pole. Will you still be...?'' 91 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:59,408 Pass me over for a promotion This was supposed to be my year 92 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:03,143 Bearded, cookie-eating... You want a new Santa? 93 00:09:03,448 --> 00:09:04,839 I will get you a new Santa 94 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,440 Just who I need 95 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,521 This is too perfect 96 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:32,513 Goodbye, Liam Mueller Hello, Eddie Garcia 97 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:34,861 Merry Christmas to me 98 00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:41,290 Now for the final touch 99 00:09:50,544 --> 00:09:51,935 Just what I need 100 00:09:52,412 --> 00:09:54,454 Slippy Dippy, to my office now 101 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,443 - Slippy reporting for duty, sir - Dippy reporting for duty, sir 102 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,483 I have an assignment for you guys 103 00:10:16,177 --> 00:10:17,872 I need you to train the new Santa 104 00:10:19,609 --> 00:10:24,606 - Train the new Santa? - But sir, you always do that 105 00:10:25,388 --> 00:10:28,169 Well, I am actually handing this to you guys right now 106 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,859 You guys have been the best elves this year 107 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,596 - Do you think you can do it? - Yes, sir 108 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:40,377 It would be an honor, sir 109 00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:43,114 - We won't let you down - We won't let you down 110 00:11:03,926 --> 00:11:07,096 Hey! Come here, baby My little astronaut 111 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,225 You look great Look at you. I love it 112 00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:10,876 We have some fun stuff for you today 113 00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:13,786 We got ponies, we got Ferris wheels, we got candy 114 00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:15,655 We got everything I can't tell you everything, okay? 115 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:17,307 Just what I need!? 116 00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:21,824 Clara, my world, we have a visitor Your Ex is here 117 00:11:22,563 --> 00:11:23,909 - Hi Mom - Hi 118 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,430 Hi, Clara 119 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,168 Oh my God! Eddie, I am so sorry 120 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:30,774 - About what? - It's my parents' anniversary 121 00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:32,773 So Gabby and I are on our way to go have a dinner 122 00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:35,336 Hold on a second We talked about it last week 123 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:36,857 - She was going to come with me - I know 124 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,378 I know, I got the days mixed up 125 00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:41,071 Listen I can call tomorrow I can reschedule tomorrow. Okay? 126 00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:43,070 It's just, I really... I really have to go 127 00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,806 Why are they even celebrating? They hate each other 128 00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:47,891 - You are crazy! Crazy! - Stop! I'm the crazy one? 129 00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:51,020 Mom, can I please please stay with Daddy? 130 00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:52,976 See? She wants to go with me You hear that? 131 00:11:53,149 --> 00:11:55,539 Clara, let her go with her father 132 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,884 Anyways, after all it's only my wedding anniversary today 133 00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:01,621 - This is why - Mommy, can you please 134 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,142 take Gabby and go wait in the car? 135 00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:05,402 - I am sorry, Dad - I am sorry too, baby 136 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,744 Hey, look, I am really sorry, but it just can not happen today. Okay? 137 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,785 Why do not you let me back into the house 138 00:12:15,915 --> 00:12:18,957 so I do not have to deal with these kinds of issues ever again? 139 00:12:19,825 --> 00:12:22,388 You have only been out of the house a month 140 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,214 and you are whining like it has been an eternity 141 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,212 It is an eternity It feels like that 142 00:12:26,385 --> 00:12:29,254 But you know what? She is my daughter, too. Right? 143 00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:32,946 If you want me to consider that you have to put a little bit of more effort 144 00:12:33,076 --> 00:12:34,597 to prove to me that you are ready for that 145 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,727 A little effort? I'm here, I'm trying 146 00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:40,071 Honey, that was never the issue I got to go 147 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,417 Wait a second, why are you getting your way all the time? Why? 148 00:12:42,765 --> 00:12:45,284 It's not my way, Eddie Sometimes things come up 149 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,110 and you have to be a little bit more understanding 150 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,325 I mean you forced me for years to be understanding 151 00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:52,452 - so I guess now it is your turn! - Understanding? 152 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,929 I'm understanding that my daughter would rather spend time 153 00:12:55,061 --> 00:12:57,884 with her father That I understand 154 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:02,402 You know what? If I'm not going to get her today 155 00:13:02,837 --> 00:13:04,183 because obviously I'm not 156 00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:06,573 then I'll pick her up on Monday after school 157 00:13:07,008 --> 00:13:08,484 I'll get her on Monday afternoon okay? 158 00:13:08,616 --> 00:13:10,006 - Yes, sure, fine - What? 159 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:12,351 Fine! 160 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,376 This will be great 161 00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,368 - Hi, Eddie - Hey! 162 00:13:49,801 --> 00:13:52,930 What do you want? Stay back Stay back 163 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,885 What do you want? What do you want? 164 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,707 Hi, Eddie 165 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:06,442 Look, take whatever you want Just do not hurt me, okay? 166 00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:10,613 What could we possibly want in here? 167 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,524 And besides, if we took anything 168 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,479 we would be put on the naughty list for sure 169 00:14:15,784 --> 00:14:17,954 - Naughty list? - Yes 170 00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:20,431 Well, we do not want to get on Santa's bad side 171 00:14:20,649 --> 00:14:22,821 Mario This is Mario's idea 172 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,950 Hey! Mario, where are you? You had something to do with this 173 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,948 Eddie, this isn't a prank We're actually two of Santa's elves 174 00:14:28,209 --> 00:14:30,208 - I'm Slippy - And I'm Dippy 175 00:14:30,382 --> 00:14:33,248 Yes, Slip and Dippy my butt Hey! Mario, where are you? 176 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,725 - Should we show him? - I think we're going to have to 177 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:37,289 Listen I'm going to find out it's you You're done with me you get it? 178 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,808 Where you at? I know this is a prank 179 00:14:44,762 --> 00:14:46,108 What? 180 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:57,796 And now for our final trick... 181 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,700 Is something supposed to happen? 182 00:15:35,464 --> 00:15:37,940 Yes, the polar bear might have been too much 183 00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:41,937 ''But I didn't ask for anything else'' 184 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,456 I know, come, let us try to sleep a little, okay? 185 00:15:48,237 --> 00:15:50,583 - Hi, Eddie! - Hey, Eddie Spaghetti! 186 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,756 Have you been a naughty boy this year? 187 00:15:52,841 --> 00:15:54,493 He's been naughty You're a naughty little boy 188 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,360 Eddie, I love your Christmas pajamas! 189 00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:00,358 Eddie! 190 00:16:08,612 --> 00:16:10,916 I thought it was a dream What the hell is going on? 191 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,174 - We are elves, Eddie - And we are here to tell you that... 192 00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:16,259 You're going to be the next Santa Claus! 193 00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:22,646 - Being Santa is a dream - I wish I was Santa 194 00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:26,556 Look, Eddie, we understand that this is a lot to process 195 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:29,858 - Just hear us out - And if I do that, you'll go away? 196 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,290 Probably not 197 00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:35,591 So there is a little-known secret 198 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,110 that every 30 years or so a new Santa Claus is chosen 199 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,761 And this year, that is you 200 00:16:46,628 --> 00:16:48,019 Elves, okay 201 00:16:48,844 --> 00:16:51,407 So let us say I wanted to be Santa Claus, which I don't 202 00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:54,448 because I don't believe in Santa Claus and I couldn't do it anyway 203 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,012 - Why not? - Because... 204 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:01,878 I am Latino, and Santa is white 205 00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:09,612 Silly. Santa has no race color or gender 206 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,175 Throughout history there have been Santas 207 00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:12,696 from all over the world 208 00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:14,956 Yes, we have had Jamaican Santas 209 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:20,429 ''Chinese Santas Indian Santas'' 210 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:22,601 ''Scottish Santa'' 211 00:17:23,123 --> 00:17:24,643 Heck! We even had a Jewish Santa 212 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,857 You name it and we have had one 213 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,595 - Mind-blowing - Remember the alien Santa? 214 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:34,028 That was my favorite! 215 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,983 Really, I mean, why me? I don't even like Christmas 216 00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:40,111 Blasphemy! Don't you ever say you don't like Christmas 217 00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:45,324 - Fine, But why me? - We are elves, Eddie 218 00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,583 It's a little bit above our pay grade to be questioning those decisions 219 00:17:48,148 --> 00:17:51,971 - You were chosen, so you're it - We got to get started soon 220 00:17:52,101 --> 00:17:54,404 because we have a lot to do and not much time to do it 221 00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:57,010 in order to get you ready for Christmas Eve! 222 00:17:57,184 --> 00:18:00,095 Yes. So we're going to need you to sign all these papers and... 223 00:18:07,134 --> 00:18:12,564 Look... I can't do this. I have a job A family. You understand? 224 00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,086 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie 225 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,822 Do not think we would have thought of that 226 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,561 Come on, we got you covered 227 00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:22,601 We made a clone to take your place while you train! 228 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:24,729 - A clone? - Yes 229 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:26,424 You guys can do that? 230 00:18:26,859 --> 00:18:31,204 Jeez! Eddie, we just made a polar bear appear in your living room 231 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:33,767 Now you're questioning our clone-making abilities? 232 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,633 It's true So, let me get this straight 233 00:18:36,764 --> 00:18:39,935 You have a clone who is going to go and do everything for me 234 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,802 and I don't have to show up at the arena at all? 235 00:18:43,368 --> 00:18:45,019 You won't have time You'll be training 236 00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:47,669 Sign those papers 237 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:51,275 and be at this address tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM 238 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,576 - 8:00 AM sharp! - You got it 239 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,086 Good morning, Eddie How was the weekend? 240 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:14,606 Hey, how are you, Mario? Come here, good day friend 241 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,300 Looking good 242 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:19,515 - Are you okay, Eddie? - Yes, fantastic 243 00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:25,640 - You smell gingerbread? - Must be my facial cream 244 00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:27,813 Merry Christmas 245 00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,764 8:05 246 00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:38,719 Well, give him a little lead-in Maybe he's stuck in traffic 247 00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:47,537 No, no, no, no, no That's it. Time's up 248 00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:49,841 Fine 249 00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,096 - What the heck? - Top of the morning Eddie 250 00:19:58,226 --> 00:19:59,616 Hi, Eddie 251 00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,832 - Did you sleep well? - You look good. Well rested 252 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,568 Well, we got a super exciting day for you planned 253 00:20:07,262 --> 00:20:10,131 Are you ready, Eddie? That rhymes. "Ready, Eddie" 254 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,912 - Shut up - All right, Eddie come on 255 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,779 It's going to be so much fun! 256 00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:15,300 You excited? I am excited Are you excited? 257 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,907 It's going to be a fun day I'm so excited 258 00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:19,385 I'm excited, she's excited, you're excited We're all excited. Let's go 259 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,470 So much excitement in the air 260 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,033 You going to leave the bed like that? 261 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:24,554 - Yes - Yes 262 00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:27,031 - How about some cup of coffee? - You want some coffee? 263 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,639 - Yes - I'll get you some coffee 264 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,071 - What did you want? - Just coffee 265 00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:32,548 I hear that's French 266 00:20:35,415 --> 00:20:37,153 Hey, how about that cup of coffee? 267 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,757 Where did you go? 268 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:52,013 - Hello? - ''You're late, late, late'' 269 00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:55,097 Yes, I know I'm sorry about that 270 00:20:55,226 --> 00:20:59,920 ''You're going to be... going to be, going to be'' 271 00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:02,656 When we tell you to be somewhere at 8:00 a.m you be there at 8 a.m.! 272 00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:04,829 - Are we clear? - Yes 273 00:21:05,611 --> 00:21:07,262 - What was that? - I said, yes 274 00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:09,739 The only two words I want to hear out of your mouth is, "Sir, yes sir" 275 00:21:09,825 --> 00:21:13,171 - Do you understand me? - That's three words 276 00:21:13,953 --> 00:21:16,081 - Sir, yes, sir! - I can't hear you 277 00:21:16,907 --> 00:21:19,818 - Sir, yes, sir - I still can't hear you 278 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,120 - Sir yes sir! - I can't! 279 00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:26,291 It's your first day! I'm so excited! 280 00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:40,237 Today, we will be working on strength and conditioning 281 00:21:41,106 --> 00:21:45,277 As Santa, you have to go through a bunch of rigorous activities 282 00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:47,753 - that includes... - He gets it 283 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,621 Now, get your butt started Come on, move it 284 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:55,618 Are you ready for Santa's winter wonder-hell course? 285 00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:57,486 No 286 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:01,875 Good. Now, go, go, go, go, go! Come on! Let's go! Go, go, go, go! 287 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,132 - Eddie, go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go! 288 00:22:05,611 --> 00:22:07,783 - Eddie! - Santa doesn't take breaks 289 00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:10,216 Hey, hey! hey! Santa doesn't take breaks! 290 00:22:10,302 --> 00:22:13,516 Eddie faster, faster, faster! Go, go, go! 291 00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:16,645 Eddie, grab the sack Grab, grab, grab the sack 292 00:22:16,776 --> 00:22:20,251 Put it...grab the sack Eddie Over, Eddie 293 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:25,074 Positive attitude, Eddie! Positive attitude! Go, Eddie, go! 294 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,850 Go, go, go. Let's go. Here we go Keep on running back 295 00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:36,674 Come on you can do it. No, you can't. Yes you can. Come on 296 00:22:36,892 --> 00:22:38,846 There's lots of Santas to take your place 297 00:22:38,977 --> 00:22:41,019 Come on Eddie Son of a nutcracker this guy is slow 298 00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:42,844 - Come on! - Go, go, go 299 00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:44,885 Get your nose out there Get your nose out there 300 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,576 Watch out for the naughty children 301 00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:54,053 They're not that naughty, Eddie Don't worry 302 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:57,224 No, they're naughty No, no they're very, very naughty 303 00:23:04,697 --> 00:23:06,088 ''Naughty or nice, Eddie?'' 304 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,910 ''Naughty or nice?'' 305 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,637 ''Eddie...'' 306 00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:40,758 - Come on, Eddie! - Get off me 307 00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:49,359 Slippy, Dippy Don't make me go... 308 00:23:51,011 --> 00:23:54,269 You're evil kids Hey! Get off! Get off me! 309 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,569 Faster, faster, faster, Eddie 310 00:24:01,871 --> 00:24:04,783 Do I see slacking? Do I see slacking? 311 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:09,214 Push! Push! Push! Push! Push! Push! Push! 312 00:24:11,127 --> 00:24:13,732 Come on, Eddie Come on, come on, come on 313 00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:18,729 Come on Eddie Come on, Eddie 314 00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:20,250 Go, Eddie, go! Go, Eddie, go! 315 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:23,683 Breathe, Eddie! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! 316 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,114 Santa doesn't fall Santa does not fall 317 00:24:27,245 --> 00:24:28,635 Eddie! 318 00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:33,067 Come on, Eddie! Come on, Eddie! 319 00:24:33,153 --> 00:24:36,108 You got a long... Move it! Move it! 320 00:24:36,238 --> 00:24:38,324 Move it! Come on! Come on! 321 00:24:47,794 --> 00:24:52,139 That was... pathetic 322 00:24:56,918 --> 00:24:58,308 Eddie, you are so pathetic 323 00:24:58,438 --> 00:25:02,740 You're so pathetic, Eddie You're so pathetic 324 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:06,694 He's so cute Look, he's so cute 325 00:25:06,824 --> 00:25:09,562 He looks so cute Eddie, what happened? 326 00:25:21,508 --> 00:25:24,072 - What happened? - You passed out 327 00:25:25,332 --> 00:25:28,026 - It was sad - You know, you do that a lot 328 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:34,543 - What time is it? - It's past 3:00 already 329 00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:37,062 I got to go pick up Gabby 330 00:25:37,193 --> 00:25:41,059 Late again. That is not going to look good on the old resume 331 00:25:41,755 --> 00:25:43,405 See you here tomorrow! 332 00:26:18,597 --> 00:26:21,552 That is funny, Eddie You want to know why? 333 00:26:22,029 --> 00:26:24,245 Because when I had to leave work early to pick up Gabby 334 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:26,938 after you said you would I wasn't stuck in traffic 335 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:28,892 because there wasn't any! 336 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:31,370 Yes, you should be! 337 00:26:32,805 --> 00:26:34,411 That is obvious! 338 00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:40,363 You know, it's one thing to always keep me waiting, but now Gabby? 339 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,273 Eddie, I had to leave work early which means I didn't get to do it 340 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,750 so now I have to finish it at home 341 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,270 No, do not come here Absolutely not 342 00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:53,528 And then I have to wonder when you're going to bring her home 343 00:26:53,659 --> 00:26:57,655 I don't think so. I've been just as understanding as you have been 344 00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:59,132 - Mom, please - No! 345 00:27:06,475 --> 00:27:07,865 My God! 346 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,455 "If you're going to be Santa Claus you need to live like Santa Claus" 347 00:27:34,975 --> 00:27:37,930 "Love, Slippy and Dippy" 348 00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:50,399 - Eddie! - Hello 349 00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:53,353 - Eddie! Put it there bro! - Let us do it! 350 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:56,872 - My man Eddie G - Hey 351 00:27:58,915 --> 00:28:01,043 You guys notice anything different about Eddie lately? 352 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,998 Only that he's super awesome now 353 00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,300 He used to be all broody and cranky 354 00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:07,865 Now he's super fun 355 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:12,120 - And he smells delicious - Delicious? 356 00:28:12,252 --> 00:28:13,860 Like fresh-baked cakes and cookies 357 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,206 Jenny in Accounting said she gave him a kiss on the cheek 358 00:28:17,334 --> 00:28:19,204 the other day because he helped her out with something 359 00:28:19,335 --> 00:28:22,463 and not only did he smell like cookies, he tasted like them too 360 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,025 What are you guys talking about? 361 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:29,153 Jeez! I just want to go over there and lick his face 362 00:28:30,065 --> 00:28:33,628 Am I the only one that notices his skin looks like a lizard? 363 00:28:34,149 --> 00:28:37,321 Don't be such a hater. It's the new skin care products he's using 364 00:28:37,495 --> 00:28:38,885 You should be ashamed for yourself 365 00:28:39,231 --> 00:28:42,404 for judging what's on the outside instead of what's on the inside 366 00:28:43,447 --> 00:28:45,662 Let's go Rude 367 00:28:47,878 --> 00:28:50,354 - Hi, Eddie - Hello there 368 00:28:50,485 --> 00:28:53,483 - ''So good to see you'' - ''Yes, of course'' 369 00:28:53,874 --> 00:28:55,264 ''It's Christmas time'' 370 00:29:12,599 --> 00:29:15,641 - Hi, Eddie - What is wrong with you two? 371 00:29:17,509 --> 00:29:19,594 Nothing that I can see. Everything seems to be in order 372 00:29:20,028 --> 00:29:21,419 Why? Do you see something wrong? 373 00:29:22,331 --> 00:29:23,721 Have you ever heard of knocking? 374 00:29:23,851 --> 00:29:25,198 Why, yes, of course 375 00:29:29,239 --> 00:29:30,585 Knocking 376 00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:33,713 Maybe you should try it out sometime 377 00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:36,103 before popping up while I'm taking my bath 378 00:29:36,321 --> 00:29:40,100 But if we knocked then you wouldn't be surprised 379 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:42,664 Exactly What do you want? 380 00:29:42,836 --> 00:29:44,184 - It's time for your training - Now? 381 00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:47,791 - What other time is there? - I am taking my bath 382 00:29:48,008 --> 00:29:49,354 He's taking a bath 383 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:53,873 No, no! Don't do it Fine, fine, I'll do it. I'll do it 384 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:57,218 Okay, so let's go! Go, go, go! Come on! 385 00:29:58,652 --> 00:30:00,043 He's not moving Why isn't he moving? 386 00:30:00,737 --> 00:30:02,301 Could I have some privacy, please? 387 00:30:02,648 --> 00:30:05,560 - Why? - Because I am naked 388 00:30:08,645 --> 00:30:09,991 Fine 389 00:30:10,122 --> 00:30:11,513 We're going to make a note of this on your report 390 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,118 "Late because naked" 391 00:30:25,503 --> 00:30:28,108 Good There you are. Take a seat 392 00:30:34,887 --> 00:30:37,362 - During your first week of training - Which you were pathetic at 393 00:30:39,752 --> 00:30:41,143 - Thanks - You're welcome 394 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,314 During your first week of training 395 00:30:44,618 --> 00:30:47,659 You dealt with some of the physical challenges Santa has to face 396 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,831 Now that we're in our second week... 397 00:30:50,961 --> 00:30:52,351 We're going to have to step it up 398 00:30:52,525 --> 00:30:54,350 because there's only ten days left till Christmas 399 00:30:57,911 --> 00:31:00,520 I'm sorry I'm not sorry 400 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,514 Now that we're in our second week 401 00:31:06,645 --> 00:31:09,643 you will not only have to handle more physical challenges 402 00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:11,641 but mental challenges as well 403 00:31:18,289 --> 00:31:21,026 "What is the circumference of the earth?" 404 00:31:24,893 --> 00:31:27,630 "How many square feet is the continent of Africa?" 405 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:30,236 That is easy 406 00:31:31,539 --> 00:31:33,451 "Where would you find the most remote islands on earth?" 407 00:31:33,582 --> 00:31:34,972 How would I know any of this? 408 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,709 You should know because Santa needs to know 409 00:31:38,100 --> 00:31:39,619 - Yes - Why would I have to know 410 00:31:39,707 --> 00:31:42,010 the square footage of the continent of Africa? 411 00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:43,532 Because you do 412 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,877 Now, you have one hour to complete this examination 413 00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:48,049 - Pencils ready - I don't have a pencil 414 00:31:49,353 --> 00:31:50,743 Begin 415 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,628 Pencils down 416 00:32:51,264 --> 00:32:54,392 - No, no, it is all right - What? 417 00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,216 It is wrong 418 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:15,768 P-minus? That is not even a real grade 419 00:33:15,984 --> 00:33:20,504 No, Eddie Yes, yes, it is. P, for "Pathetic" 420 00:33:29,149 --> 00:33:30,539 Eddie! 421 00:33:36,622 --> 00:33:38,012 What? 422 00:33:38,794 --> 00:33:40,532 Make sure you memorize all that for next time 423 00:33:43,139 --> 00:33:46,223 Wednesday, warehouse 3:00 p.m. sharp 424 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,002 Wednesday? 425 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:08,076 Hey boss. Got those naughty list papers for you to sign 426 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,728 Just... Just leave them there 427 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,246 Hey, shouldn't you be on Santa training detail? 428 00:34:14,506 --> 00:34:16,722 We're sorry you got passed over for a promotion, by the way 429 00:34:16,853 --> 00:34:18,199 I think you would have made a great Santa 430 00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:22,240 Yes, so do I. I would take this organization to where it should be 431 00:34:22,501 --> 00:34:25,368 No more free rides for kids 432 00:34:25,802 --> 00:34:31,016 So, okay, so you've been a spoiled brat this whole year 433 00:34:31,147 --> 00:34:36,273 You take out the garbage once... Once and you're on the nice list? 434 00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:40,922 - Not on my watch - I hear you, boss 435 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,702 These Santas have ruined Christmas 436 00:34:44,963 --> 00:34:50,436 If I was the boss, I would stick coal in every kid's stockings 437 00:34:50,915 --> 00:34:53,347 It's going to happen Soon enough 438 00:34:53,869 --> 00:34:55,910 In another 30 years, maybe? 439 00:34:59,343 --> 00:35:04,078 - Maybe not - That's it? 440 00:35:04,687 --> 00:35:06,207 You're just going to leave me hanging like that? 441 00:35:07,468 --> 00:35:09,423 Well, Matilda, I can't reveal all my secrets 442 00:35:11,813 --> 00:35:15,114 Everything will be told in due time 443 00:35:21,588 --> 00:35:22,934 - Hey, honey - Daddy! 444 00:35:23,065 --> 00:35:24,455 How are you baby? 445 00:35:26,149 --> 00:35:27,974 - No traffic today? - So good to see you 446 00:35:28,104 --> 00:35:30,233 No Thanks for doing this, okay? 447 00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:32,493 She wouldn't stop pestering me, so... 448 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:34,360 Here we go 449 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,473 I am going to talk to your mom, okay? 450 00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:03,251 Where do they get all the energy from? 451 00:37:05,729 --> 00:37:07,075 What? 452 00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:11,072 No, she just loves being with you And you're so good with her 453 00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:13,766 You know why? Because we're the same age up here 454 00:37:15,503 --> 00:37:17,329 Finally, something we both can agree on 455 00:37:18,023 --> 00:37:20,283 - You think you're attractive? - I guess 456 00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:22,758 Two things we agree on See? 457 00:37:27,929 --> 00:37:29,754 Look, I just wanted to talk to you about something 458 00:37:29,885 --> 00:37:35,055 and now it might not be the right time, but... Look 459 00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:37,444 I know this is not the life you planned 460 00:37:37,574 --> 00:37:39,312 - Eddie - No, I... 461 00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:43,700 I think we should work it out. We should do it for Gabby, you know? 462 00:37:44,699 --> 00:37:46,958 I do hate seeing her upset all the time 463 00:37:48,045 --> 00:37:50,477 Her not really understanding why you're not living with us anymore 464 00:37:50,782 --> 00:37:52,781 I don't understand why I'm not living there anymore 465 00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:54,953 - Eddie - I'm just kidding 466 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,777 I know Believe me, I know 467 00:37:57,603 --> 00:38:00,166 You know, you got a big heart and you're funny 468 00:38:00,774 --> 00:38:03,034 And you can be anything that you want to be, but... 469 00:38:05,466 --> 00:38:09,246 - But what? - No buts 470 00:38:14,199 --> 00:38:16,936 I just don't want Gabby to grow up without a father, like I did 471 00:38:18,326 --> 00:38:19,847 I don't want her to do that 472 00:38:25,843 --> 00:38:29,362 - How about we have dinner? - Really? 473 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:33,228 Yes. Yes. We'll sit and we'll talk and we'll hash everything out 474 00:38:34,185 --> 00:38:37,964 No judgments, no getting angry at each other. Just talking 475 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,614 All right, but I think we're going to have to call your mom to referee 476 00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:43,265 No, just you and I 477 00:38:44,307 --> 00:38:46,653 - How about we go to Claro's? - Our Claro's? 478 00:38:47,349 --> 00:38:51,172 - The one and only - Okay. I could swing that 479 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,952 So are you going... Are you going to let me know when? 480 00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:55,864 - Okay - When? 481 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,515 I don't know I have to check my schedule 482 00:38:57,602 --> 00:38:59,340 - You're going to call me? - Yes, I'm going to call you 483 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,556 You're going to pick up the phone and call me, right? 484 00:39:01,686 --> 00:39:04,162 Yes, jeez, don't make a big deal out of it. It's just dinner 485 00:39:04,293 --> 00:39:05,683 Daddy, look what I got 486 00:39:07,421 --> 00:39:09,680 How come I don't get one of those? 487 00:39:09,854 --> 00:39:11,592 Maybe you'll get one for Christmas who knows? 488 00:39:11,939 --> 00:39:13,285 Maybe you're right 489 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:14,806 It's time to go honey Come on 490 00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:16,413 Hey, give me a hug 491 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,932 - I love you with all my heart - I love you more 492 00:39:41,743 --> 00:39:45,133 - Eddie, Eddie, Eddie - Hi 493 00:39:45,263 --> 00:39:47,607 - Hi. Come on in - Can I clean anything? 494 00:39:49,692 --> 00:39:51,041 No, no, no Not this time, please 495 00:39:51,475 --> 00:39:54,255 Of course. Thank you Hi, everybody. Hello 496 00:39:55,255 --> 00:39:57,906 So lately, we have all noticed 497 00:39:58,034 --> 00:40:00,164 what a great job you have done around the office 498 00:40:00,381 --> 00:40:02,771 Yes, I love working for you guys 499 00:40:03,553 --> 00:40:05,334 - We can tell - Good 500 00:40:10,027 --> 00:40:12,937 And, as a way of thanking you... 501 00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:17,761 we wanted to promote you to head of janitorial services 502 00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:23,147 Yes! Thank you so much That's so unexpected. Wonderful 503 00:40:28,622 --> 00:40:33,358 So the job comes with a pay raise 504 00:40:34,748 --> 00:40:37,180 You'll be in a managerial position 505 00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:42,394 And with that, you'll have several staff members under you 506 00:40:42,829 --> 00:40:46,000 Wonderful Like the boss? 507 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:48,000 - Like I'm a boss? - Yes. Yes 508 00:40:48,259 --> 00:40:51,040 Wait, I have to keep cleaning the toilets 509 00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:54,994 I really love cleaning your toilets I really do. Can I do that? 510 00:40:56,818 --> 00:40:59,469 - Sure. Yes - Great! Great 511 00:40:59,555 --> 00:41:02,293 And you'll attend weekly staff meetings and do payroll 512 00:41:02,423 --> 00:41:05,508 Stuff like that but we can talk about all of that in private 513 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,811 - Anytime - Later 514 00:41:08,939 --> 00:41:12,807 So in the meantime Congratulations 515 00:41:12,981 --> 00:41:14,327 Thank you so much 516 00:41:14,457 --> 00:41:17,716 Thank you guys Thank you. Wonderful 517 00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:28,187 I'm sorry I'm just going to... 518 00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:30,054 Is there anything that you want to say? 519 00:41:30,184 --> 00:41:31,923 Yes, of course I would love to say 520 00:41:32,053 --> 00:41:34,399 that I love each and every one of you dearly 521 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,615 And I have been here a long time, haven't I? 522 00:41:39,482 --> 00:41:41,090 Yes, I have, right? Good 523 00:41:41,394 --> 00:41:43,914 And I want to say that I love taking out your trash 524 00:41:44,044 --> 00:41:46,999 and I love cleaning your toilets because they are so clogged up 525 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:50,734 And you guys do a great job of doing that. And I love you for it 526 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,949 So thank you very much. Take some candy. And for you as well 527 00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:56,861 Please share with everyone 528 00:41:57,078 --> 00:41:59,424 And anything you need from me just call me 529 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,205 Love you guys Merry Christmas 530 00:42:01,466 --> 00:42:03,421 You guys, he smells amazing 531 00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:13,805 Hi. I knew you would call 532 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,498 Yes, yes well, you told me you were going to call 533 00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:24,188 Tonight? No...yes! Yes tonight is great. Tonight is great 534 00:42:25,970 --> 00:42:29,663 You got it, 8:00 I'll be there. Bye 535 00:42:39,482 --> 00:42:43,436 Slippy and Dippy, please Don't jump out at me, okay? 536 00:42:44,867 --> 00:42:47,084 - Hi Eddie! - Hi Eddie! 537 00:42:47,258 --> 00:42:48,649 Why do you do that all the time? 538 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,126 It keeps you on your toes 539 00:42:50,865 --> 00:42:52,776 You're going to love today's training 540 00:42:56,425 --> 00:42:59,466 It's the cookies and milk portion 541 00:43:00,596 --> 00:43:03,247 Now you're talking Food, yes! 542 00:43:03,594 --> 00:43:06,680 As Santa, every home you visit will be leaving you a special treat 543 00:43:06,896 --> 00:43:08,634 as a way of saying thank you 544 00:43:08,808 --> 00:43:11,893 And now we'll eat this treat as a way of saying, "You're welcome" 545 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:15,933 So on the count of three you're going to eat 546 00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:18,322 as many cookies as you can as fast as you can 547 00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:21,581 and you're going to guzzle milk as fast as you can till I say to stop 548 00:43:21,798 --> 00:43:23,189 Okay, go 549 00:43:24,362 --> 00:43:32,704 One, two, three. Okay, continue Yes, come on 550 00:43:34,485 --> 00:43:37,613 - Good - Yes, yes, yes Okay 551 00:43:38,046 --> 00:43:42,348 Chug, chug chug, chug, chug chug, chug chug, nice! 552 00:43:43,175 --> 00:43:44,651 They used to tell me that all the time in college 553 00:43:44,781 --> 00:43:47,171 Go, come on. We want a fat Santa Do you want a fat Santa? 554 00:43:47,431 --> 00:43:50,039 We want a fat Santa Come on, eat the cookies 555 00:43:55,295 --> 00:43:56,772 Running out of time Two at a time. Double-fisted 556 00:43:56,859 --> 00:43:58,249 There you go. Nice. Continue 557 00:44:00,161 --> 00:44:03,246 - Cookies very healthy - Come on, come on 558 00:44:10,370 --> 00:44:11,761 This should be all 559 00:44:19,321 --> 00:44:20,755 - All done? - All done 560 00:44:24,317 --> 00:44:27,314 - Well, I think you did a good job - Did an amazing job 561 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,400 I mean, I thought for a moment I was not going to enjoy it 562 00:44:29,574 --> 00:44:31,920 but I love my milk and cookies 563 00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:36,004 That's good. That's good Because you're not done yet 564 00:44:36,135 --> 00:44:37,959 You sorry excuse for the next Santa! 565 00:44:38,090 --> 00:44:40,653 Turn around! Yes. Go. Come on 566 00:44:40,827 --> 00:44:43,955 Get chewing, let us go. Here we go, come on, come on... 567 00:45:52,904 --> 00:45:54,512 You guys are the best 568 00:45:54,640 --> 00:46:00,984 Take a cookie, Yes, here Here, Yes. Enjoy, enjoy 569 00:46:01,115 --> 00:46:04,112 Yes. Please, take it 570 00:46:08,196 --> 00:46:10,109 Good one. Good one 571 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:14,801 ''Take it, take it Here, smell it. See?'' 572 00:46:14,931 --> 00:46:18,928 ''So good... You guys are the best'' 573 00:46:19,971 --> 00:46:26,227 I am never eating again. I literally puked a lake of cookies and milk 574 00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:30,963 - That's good - Yes, more room for dinner 575 00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:34,655 Dinner? 576 00:47:14,322 --> 00:47:17,015 Hi there, I'm sorry I'm here to see my wife, actually 577 00:47:17,146 --> 00:47:19,796 She's... She's right there Thank you 578 00:47:22,577 --> 00:47:23,967 Hi, honey I'm sorry I'm late 579 00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:25,661 I'm used to it by now 580 00:47:25,792 --> 00:47:28,615 - I know I had it coming. I'm sorry - Forget I said that. I'm sorry 581 00:47:30,657 --> 00:47:32,048 That's okay. I understand 582 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:34,740 I guess I'm just you know, still trying 583 00:47:34,828 --> 00:47:36,784 to get used to our situation, I guess 584 00:47:37,305 --> 00:47:38,956 Maybe it's because you don't want to get used to it? 585 00:47:41,302 --> 00:47:42,736 Well, I really wanted to tell you that... 586 00:47:43,257 --> 00:47:46,950 - Welcome, my name is Pablo - Hello Pablo 587 00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:48,645 Thank you I ordered you a croqueta 588 00:47:49,122 --> 00:47:50,468 No, thank you Not right now 589 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,990 - But you love croquetas - No, it's fine 590 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,509 I'm just trying to stay away from fried food. You know... 591 00:47:53,597 --> 00:47:54,988 - Really? - Would you like 592 00:47:55,118 --> 00:47:56,769 - another mojito miss? - No, I'm still good with this one 593 00:47:56,899 --> 00:47:58,290 Thank you 594 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,200 - Are you sure? - Yes I'm fine, thank you 595 00:48:01,331 --> 00:48:04,502 - Can I get you a drink sir? - Nothing, thank you 596 00:48:04,763 --> 00:48:06,109 - No? - I do not want 597 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,108 - Your sure Sir? - Sure? Super sure! 598 00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:15,798 Well, we have different specials tonight of wines and beers 599 00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:18,840 - Water, only water please - Water? 600 00:48:19,622 --> 00:48:21,534 - You were saying... - With lime Sir? 601 00:48:23,271 --> 00:48:25,444 - With lime? - Yes! Lime! 602 00:48:26,573 --> 00:48:29,571 - Yes, with line is fine. Whatever - So I was... 603 00:48:29,701 --> 00:48:32,830 Well yes it is very important, if you want lime, I will put lime! 604 00:48:33,047 --> 00:48:34,394 With lime! 605 00:48:37,478 --> 00:48:38,955 - At your service Sir! - Thank you 606 00:48:39,346 --> 00:48:40,693 You were saying? 607 00:48:43,126 --> 00:48:44,517 You were a little rude Don't you think? 608 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,036 I'm sorry, I'll apologize to Pedro when he comes back 609 00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:49,860 - Pablo - Okay, Pablo, Pedro, whatever 610 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:51,381 I'll apologize, okay? 611 00:48:52,076 --> 00:48:54,683 I was going to say that I know that you're trying to be a better person 612 00:48:54,813 --> 00:48:56,595 but from what I just saw I don't think that still stands 613 00:48:57,114 --> 00:49:01,285 I promise, I will apologize to him I promise. Tell Pedro that I'm sorry 614 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:04,067 - What were you saying? Okay - Pablo 615 00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:05,631 He's just trying to do his job, Eddie 616 00:49:06,283 --> 00:49:08,715 Yes. And I'm trying to do mine you know? 617 00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,801 I'm trying to be a good father 618 00:49:11,713 --> 00:49:13,147 Trying to be a good husband 619 00:49:13,756 --> 00:49:15,320 I have something lined up that is really good 620 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:16,927 - that I'm working really hard on - What is it? 621 00:49:18,492 --> 00:49:21,706 Your water sir... with lime 622 00:49:23,270 --> 00:49:28,007 Well tonight we have different specials! 623 00:49:28,267 --> 00:49:32,567 Here we have shrimp fishes, octopus 624 00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:03,545 All the different kinds of seafood! Well, what about the specials, Sir? 625 00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,238 Eddie What's wrong? Eddie? 626 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,386 - Hi, Eddie - Hi, Eddie 627 00:50:43,471 --> 00:50:45,123 What are you guys doing in my fridge? 628 00:50:45,384 --> 00:50:47,295 You know, just chilling 629 00:50:47,686 --> 00:50:50,814 Because that's what refrigerators do... Chill 630 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,812 Looks a little sad Don't you think, Slippy? 631 00:50:55,115 --> 00:50:58,330 He does Dippy. What's wrong Eddie? Dinner didn't go well? 632 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:01,372 It didn't go at all. Now Clara hates me more than ever 633 00:51:01,589 --> 00:51:03,282 Well, then you need to be cheered up 634 00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:06,846 And I have just the thing Here, have some pie 635 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:10,539 - I would rather die - You're still a swell guy 636 00:51:11,582 --> 00:51:12,928 We should totally be rappers 637 00:51:13,190 --> 00:51:16,056 I already am. I wrap toys at the workshop all the time 638 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:24,137 That is... Guys Guys, listen to me 639 00:51:24,485 --> 00:51:28,135 At first, it seemed to be okay but now it's getting out of... 640 00:51:28,873 --> 00:51:30,654 I think... I think you have a little right there, right... 641 00:51:30,784 --> 00:51:32,175 No, no, right there 642 00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:35,303 You got a little... I'm sorry Were you saying something? 643 00:51:37,779 --> 00:51:39,561 Hey, listen, I don't want to... 644 00:51:41,429 --> 00:51:42,820 Do you want to know what happens to the man 645 00:51:42,906 --> 00:51:45,296 that turns down the role of Santa? Do you? Do you? Do you? 646 00:51:45,817 --> 00:51:49,727 Well, first he's dismembered limb by limb by Santa's army 647 00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:54,854 of ravenous polar bears Then his friends are eaten too 648 00:51:54,985 --> 00:51:59,416 His family. His daughters. His wife Do you want that, Eddie? 649 00:51:59,546 --> 00:52:01,154 Do you? No? Didn't think so 650 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,759 No, he's just kidding about that 651 00:52:08,322 --> 00:52:10,365 Polar bears really eat your family? 652 00:52:10,712 --> 00:52:14,752 No, come on. It's Santa Jolly old guy? 653 00:52:15,013 --> 00:52:17,924 He's not going to let polar bears eat everyone in our family 654 00:52:19,141 --> 00:52:21,965 It would just be you, Eddie It would only eat you 655 00:52:23,312 --> 00:52:25,353 Wait, wait, no, no She's just kidding. Relax 656 00:52:25,484 --> 00:52:28,133 Or am I? Eddie, no, wait! Eddie! 657 00:52:28,265 --> 00:52:29,655 ''As Santa'' 658 00:52:29,785 --> 00:52:31,957 ''You'll experience various elements throughout your journey'' 659 00:52:32,131 --> 00:52:34,259 ''including but not limited to...'' 660 00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,847 - How's it going, boss? - Well, Matilda, you know what? 661 00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:05,410 Eddie is doing as well as I expect for such a screw-up 662 00:54:07,278 --> 00:54:09,059 And the two elves are certainly helping him with that 663 00:54:09,972 --> 00:54:11,361 Well, that's good, right? 664 00:54:11,754 --> 00:54:18,184 Good? I need great I need great 665 00:54:19,617 --> 00:54:22,093 I need to guarantee that he's not going to be the next Santa 666 00:54:22,658 --> 00:54:24,048 How can you do that? 667 00:54:27,002 --> 00:54:28,393 Silent Simon 668 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:35,994 Silent Simon? No, boss! No! You can't 669 00:54:36,256 --> 00:54:41,166 That's a big mistake Boss... Boss, wait 670 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,642 Boss you can't Boss, Simon is unstable 671 00:54:44,946 --> 00:54:47,422 He's uncontrollable, unhinged unsympathetic 672 00:54:47,509 --> 00:54:49,378 and any other "un" word you can think of 673 00:54:50,029 --> 00:54:54,070 - Boss he's just too dangerous - That is exactly why I need him 674 00:55:16,576 --> 00:55:19,442 This just doesn't really feel like one of your most clever ideas 675 00:55:19,660 --> 00:55:21,223 Maybe we can go back to the workshop 676 00:55:21,354 --> 00:55:23,091 What do you say? You're a very clever man 677 00:55:23,526 --> 00:55:25,829 You think we should abort this mission ASAP, don't you think? 678 00:55:26,045 --> 00:55:30,695 Let's just go back. Boss, this really isn't a good... idea 679 00:55:31,824 --> 00:55:33,215 Boss please 680 00:55:56,198 --> 00:55:57,936 Well, hello, Simon 681 00:56:31,823 --> 00:56:34,082 Eddie! Hi! This way 682 00:56:34,863 --> 00:56:36,560 Where? Hey, where did you go? 683 00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:42,728 Slippy, Dippy? 684 00:56:43,554 --> 00:56:44,944 - Hi, Eddie! - Hi, Eddie! 685 00:56:46,899 --> 00:56:48,290 God, you're going to give me a heart attack 686 00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:49,767 then you're not going to have a Santa anymore 687 00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,505 It's all part of your training 688 00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:54,242 Santa can't be scared, startled or caught off guard 689 00:56:54,546 --> 00:56:55,893 Need to toughen up, okay? 690 00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:58,282 What are we doing here? 691 00:56:58,413 --> 00:57:00,759 Tonight is a very important training session 692 00:57:01,106 --> 00:57:02,800 Tomorrow night is Christmas Eve 693 00:57:03,016 --> 00:57:06,189 so you need to learn how to sneak into homes and leave presents 694 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,840 as quietly as you can without getting caught 695 00:57:09,274 --> 00:57:12,054 Santa doesn't sneak in He's Santa Claus 696 00:57:12,359 --> 00:57:13,705 Well, how does he get in? 697 00:57:13,835 --> 00:57:15,226 I don't know Through the chimney 698 00:57:15,357 --> 00:57:16,703 What if the house doesn't have a chimney? 699 00:57:17,007 --> 00:57:19,658 - He poofs right in - Poofs in? 700 00:57:19,961 --> 00:57:22,134 Yes, he poofs in There he is, Santa Claus 701 00:57:24,913 --> 00:57:29,346 - You have so much to learn - Okay 702 00:57:29,998 --> 00:57:35,646 So for today's lesson, you're going to go and leave some presents 703 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:38,860 in the home as quietly as you can 704 00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:41,555 Okay. What else? 705 00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:44,466 I already sprung the lock for you since you're new 706 00:57:44,725 --> 00:57:46,682 and today's your first session 707 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:49,680 When you're Santa, you'll be able to open up any lock 708 00:57:49,854 --> 00:57:52,068 on any door whenever you want 709 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,110 Okay. Can't be too hard Let us go, Let us do this 710 00:57:56,195 --> 00:57:58,021 Ready? I'm ready 711 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:15,878 - Look, there's somebody here - Of course 712 00:58:16,051 --> 00:58:17,615 What kind of lesson on silence would this be 713 00:58:17,745 --> 00:58:19,309 if there wasn't anybody there to hear you? 714 00:58:19,831 --> 00:58:22,178 This is not a training session This is breaking and entering 715 00:58:22,568 --> 00:58:24,175 Did we break anything? 716 00:58:24,697 --> 00:58:26,087 I am leaving 717 00:58:26,305 --> 00:58:27,651 Why are you guys whispering? 718 00:58:30,604 --> 00:58:32,561 You're not leaving You're not leaving till you deliver 719 00:58:32,689 --> 00:58:34,037 those presents to that tree 720 00:58:34,168 --> 00:58:36,079 I'm not going to jail because of the two of you 721 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,730 Then don't get caught 722 00:58:43,813 --> 00:58:45,638 - Don't make a sound - Shut up 723 00:59:08,316 --> 00:59:11,011 - Guys, guys - What? 724 00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:18,613 It is Silent Simon 725 00:59:19,612 --> 00:59:21,524 Who the heck is "Simon" Simon? 726 00:59:22,089 --> 00:59:24,825 He's the exact opposite of what an elf should be 727 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:30,038 - Unloving, unhappy, bad - Selfish, greedy, miserable 728 00:59:30,518 --> 00:59:35,123 - Ornery, irritable, grumpy - Sullen, uptight, bitter 729 00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:36,730 Yes, I get it. He's cranky 730 00:59:37,382 --> 00:59:42,118 - I think he hears you - No. He's smiling! 731 00:59:42,509 --> 00:59:45,290 - Is that a good thing? - It's a very, very bad thing 732 01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:51,893 Dada! Dada! Dada 733 01:00:53,542 --> 01:00:56,324 Dada, I love you! 734 01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:25,216 - How do we beat this guy? - We can't 735 01:01:25,563 --> 01:01:26,909 What? 736 01:01:29,691 --> 01:01:31,124 He's unbeatable, guys 737 01:01:35,599 --> 01:01:37,077 He's unstoppable 738 01:01:44,245 --> 01:01:49,110 Eddie it was nice knowing you And Dippy, it's been an honor 739 01:01:50,804 --> 01:01:52,152 My friends! 740 01:01:52,761 --> 01:01:54,107 Get off me 741 01:01:58,669 --> 01:02:01,059 Hey! Come out with your hands up! 742 01:02:09,878 --> 01:02:12,701 We're alive. We're alive We're alive! 743 01:02:12,788 --> 01:02:14,179 Amazing! 744 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,786 Hey! Freeze! 745 01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,170 I can explain everything 746 01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:31,211 Thank God you guys showed up 747 01:02:31,341 --> 01:02:32,992 because we had a rogue elf 748 01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:35,251 - that would have killed us. Yes - Rogue elf? 749 01:02:35,382 --> 01:02:39,292 Not just a rogue elf, the worst elf you could possibly imagine 750 01:02:39,509 --> 01:02:41,029 The worst of the worst 751 01:02:41,377 --> 01:02:44,331 I don't know what you guys are on but it certainly sounds special 752 01:02:44,853 --> 01:02:46,634 - I would like to think so - Mind your head 753 01:02:46,851 --> 01:02:48,676 Are we going to go for a ride? 754 01:02:49,457 --> 01:02:50,848 Head, please 755 01:03:10,529 --> 01:03:12,745 - Surprise! - Listen, I was training 756 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,264 to be Santa I'm not supposed to be here 757 01:03:15,395 --> 01:03:17,480 So I need to get out as soon as possible 758 01:03:17,741 --> 01:03:20,174 Nobody's supposed to be here You'll have fun. It's good training 759 01:03:20,782 --> 01:03:22,173 This is fun! 760 01:03:22,304 --> 01:03:25,171 Look, I'm a felon because of you two 761 01:03:25,649 --> 01:03:27,038 - Thank you - You're welcome 762 01:03:28,429 --> 01:03:30,601 Guess you're still working on that sarcasm thing? 763 01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:34,120 Well, it's always polite to respond with "you are welcome" 764 01:03:34,251 --> 01:03:35,989 When someone says "thanks" 765 01:03:36,553 --> 01:03:37,944 All right, can we get out of here, please? 766 01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:40,724 Can you do any of those elf things and just poof us out of here? 767 01:03:41,723 --> 01:03:43,332 Given the circumstances 768 01:03:43,417 --> 01:03:45,633 I'm going to forget that you just asked about poofing again 769 01:03:45,938 --> 01:03:48,284 Besides they took our candy canes 770 01:03:48,588 --> 01:03:49,934 Do you think they'll give them back? 771 01:03:50,369 --> 01:03:54,758 The bigger question here is how did Silent Simon get out? 772 01:03:55,148 --> 01:03:57,407 Yes Who let him out of the Cage? 773 01:03:58,798 --> 01:04:00,666 - The Cage? - Given that you're going to be 774 01:04:00,796 --> 01:04:02,839 the next Santa you should probably know 775 01:04:03,664 --> 01:04:05,055 Know what? 776 01:04:06,966 --> 01:04:08,400 Long ago... 777 01:04:16,132 --> 01:04:20,565 Long ago, during the reign of the first Santa... 778 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:31,643 ''He had the idea to create the perfect elf' 779 01:04:39,159 --> 01:04:42,852 ''He wanted one that would never tire of making toys'' 780 01:04:43,156 --> 01:04:45,372 ''Wouldn't ever lose the Christmas spirit'' 781 01:04:45,807 --> 01:04:49,107 ''And most importantly, they could do double the work'' 782 01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:50,585 ''in half the time'' 783 01:05:09,224 --> 01:05:14,263 ''But somewhere along the way... things went terribly wrong'' 784 01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:18,869 ''And Silent Simon was born'' 785 01:05:34,335 --> 01:05:37,290 ''It was like everything Santa wanted the elf to be...'' 786 01:05:41,026 --> 01:05:42,373 ''Except the opposite'' 787 01:05:53,670 --> 01:05:57,058 ''He was better, stronger and faster than the other elves'' 788 01:05:59,230 --> 01:06:03,055 ''But he lacked all Christmas spirit, joy and fun'' 789 01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:09,788 - Like a bizarro elf? - Yes. Yes, Eddie 790 01:06:09,919 --> 01:06:12,352 You could say that Anyway... 791 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,261 Santa tried working with him to put him on the right path 792 01:06:18,652 --> 01:06:20,476 But things just continued to get worse 793 01:06:29,643 --> 01:06:31,424 ''Something had to be done'' 794 01:06:34,508 --> 01:06:37,768 ''It took Santa and 12 other elves to take him down'' 795 01:06:45,327 --> 01:06:49,280 ''They put him in an inescapable prison under the ice'' 796 01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:52,365 ''We call it the Cage'' 797 01:06:53,669 --> 01:06:55,319 ''And that's where Silent Simon has been'' 798 01:06:56,405 --> 01:06:58,926 ''Locked away, where he can't hurt anyone'' 799 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:08,527 But as far as I know only Santa has access to the Cage 800 01:07:08,745 --> 01:07:13,306 Santa would never let Silent Simon out. Something smells fishy 801 01:07:14,044 --> 01:07:16,001 You think something's going down in the North Pole? 802 01:07:16,129 --> 01:07:18,606 No, no, no, something actually smells fishy 803 01:07:21,952 --> 01:07:23,343 I think it's him 804 01:07:26,905 --> 01:07:28,295 It's him 805 01:07:29,946 --> 01:07:32,336 How is it possible that the worst elf ever created 806 01:07:32,510 --> 01:07:37,941 got his butt kicked by two moron elves and one slacker janitor? 807 01:07:38,070 --> 01:07:39,460 Well, he didn't get his butt kicked 808 01:07:39,592 --> 01:07:41,459 In fact, he was about to finish the job when the cops showed up 809 01:07:41,633 --> 01:07:43,023 Silent Simon had to get out of there 810 01:07:43,239 --> 01:07:45,630 Like that makes it any better Where is he now? 811 01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:49,149 Off the grid 812 01:07:50,454 --> 01:07:52,277 One thing I have learned, if you want things done right 813 01:07:52,408 --> 01:07:55,536 You got to do it yourself, You know what? Pack your bags, Matilda 814 01:07:55,753 --> 01:07:57,404 - Where are we going? - Miami 815 01:08:03,574 --> 01:08:05,398 Hey, Garcia Come on, man. You're up 816 01:08:07,614 --> 01:08:10,221 Honey, thank you for coming I'm sorry I had to call you 817 01:08:10,350 --> 01:08:11,698 I don't want more explanations! 818 01:08:11,828 --> 01:08:13,219 This was that something big you were working on? 819 01:08:13,349 --> 01:08:14,826 - Becoming a thief? - No 820 01:08:15,217 --> 01:08:18,302 this is a mistake. It's their fault I had nothing to do with it 821 01:08:19,432 --> 01:08:24,471 What's this? Yes, the divorce papers? You want to do this now? 822 01:08:24,645 --> 01:08:25,991 And I'm going to file for full custody 823 01:08:26,165 --> 01:08:28,251 Please Clara! Not her, not now! 824 01:08:28,381 --> 01:08:30,336 Hold on, hold on, you got to get processed out first 825 01:08:30,510 --> 01:08:32,639 Come on, you can't break the rules once in a while? 826 01:08:32,813 --> 01:08:35,159 - No, no, I can't - Not even once? 827 01:08:35,636 --> 01:08:37,027 Get your property 828 01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,720 Done? We are good? We are done, we are good 829 01:11:48,191 --> 01:11:53,751 Hi, Eddie! Didn't jump. Well done You ready to get to work? 830 01:11:54,055 --> 01:11:55,836 We've got a great session for you today 831 01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,532 I'm done. Forget it 832 01:11:58,661 --> 01:12:01,615 What? You can't be done You didn't even start 833 01:12:01,831 --> 01:12:04,440 Listen, I'm done with you guys I am done with the Santa thing 834 01:12:04,657 --> 01:12:06,003 I am done 835 01:12:07,044 --> 01:12:08,393 This about last night? 836 01:12:08,567 --> 01:12:10,478 You know We're sorry about that 837 01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:15,258 You're sorry? That's all you're going to say, is that you're sorry? 838 01:12:16,734 --> 01:12:18,689 We are really sorry? 839 01:12:21,687 --> 01:12:23,077 This is not worth it 840 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:26,075 Wait, Eddie, no You can't just quit 841 01:12:26,205 --> 01:12:27,899 Eddie, tonight's the big night 842 01:12:45,409 --> 01:12:46,799 You must be Gabby, no? 843 01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:49,927 ''Gabby! I told you not to open the door for anybody!'' 844 01:12:50,796 --> 01:12:52,143 How do you know? 845 01:12:52,882 --> 01:12:54,228 Can I help you? 846 01:12:54,358 --> 01:12:55,749 Yes, you may 847 01:13:32,982 --> 01:13:34,677 I thought I made myself clear 848 01:13:35,633 --> 01:13:36,979 We know 849 01:13:37,241 --> 01:13:40,586 We just wanted to deliver your Christmas gift before we left 850 01:13:41,672 --> 01:13:43,018 You know what I want for Christmas? 851 01:13:44,452 --> 01:13:45,843 My life back 852 01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:49,014 Must have been a good one 853 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,965 Yes, it was! Now, get out! 854 01:14:00,528 --> 01:14:05,132 Okay. I'm just going to leave these out here 855 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:09,041 Take care, Eddie 856 01:14:10,564 --> 01:14:16,038 Yes. See you, Eddie Merry Christmas 857 01:14:21,946 --> 01:14:23,814 ''Something is happening, guys'' 858 01:14:23,989 --> 01:14:26,117 - What's going on? - ''Give me that'' 859 01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:30,896 - ''Listen up, Sleepy and Dopey'' - It's Dippy 860 01:14:31,113 --> 01:14:35,675 ''Shut up. If Eddie ever wants to see his family again...'' 861 01:14:37,935 --> 01:14:40,976 ''He would better not even think about flying that sleigh tonight'' 862 01:14:41,149 --> 01:14:43,495 - Eddie! Open up, Eddie! - Eddie! Eddie! 863 01:14:43,887 --> 01:14:45,972 - ''Eddie!'' - ''Eddie, open up!'' 864 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:47,580 ''Eddie!'' 865 01:14:49,707 --> 01:14:51,055 Stand back 866 01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:00,874 Are you guys nuts? 867 01:15:02,786 --> 01:15:05,219 - Eddie - ''Well, hello, Eddie'' 868 01:15:05,435 --> 01:15:07,433 - ''Daddy!'' - Gabby? 869 01:15:08,434 --> 01:15:11,866 ''And we're back at Watsco Center at the University of Miami'' 870 01:15:11,996 --> 01:15:14,907 ''for a special Christmas exhibition basketball game'' 871 01:15:15,081 --> 01:15:18,383 Hello, U Nation. Welcome back and this goes out to all of you 872 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,380 who were unable to make it home this Christmas 873 01:15:25,031 --> 01:15:26,377 Sorry 874 01:15:26,507 --> 01:15:27,941 Between the three of us we'll find them 875 01:15:32,589 --> 01:15:33,980 Are you sure about that? 876 01:15:45,146 --> 01:15:46,537 Santa! 877 01:15:48,795 --> 01:15:50,490 They love me Look at this 878 01:15:50,707 --> 01:15:53,357 Hey, I hope those two elves are nicer than the last ones 879 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,138 Wait, what did you say? 880 01:15:56,441 --> 01:15:58,962 The two elves, they're definitely on the naughty list man 881 01:15:59,092 --> 01:16:00,786 They do a good dance 882 01:16:00,917 --> 01:16:02,741 - Where did you see me? - What? 883 01:16:03,567 --> 01:16:04,957 - Where did you see me? - What? 884 01:16:05,262 --> 01:16:07,391 - Where did you see me? - In the laundry room 885 01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,911 Come on, guys 886 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,777 Hey, Eddie, I am onto you, man! Those girls are nuts! 887 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,471 It's the same old Eddie Hey, I need those elves 888 01:16:18,338 --> 01:16:20,684 Eddie? Eddie? 889 01:16:22,727 --> 01:16:25,160 - Well, hello, Eddie - Who is this guy? 890 01:16:27,115 --> 01:16:29,852 Is that my clone? Do I actually look like that? 891 01:16:29,982 --> 01:16:32,719 Eddie, I love your job Hey, you guys 892 01:16:33,675 --> 01:16:35,021 Shut up, clone 893 01:16:37,325 --> 01:16:41,973 Now you two listen up Drop the candy, or the lady gets it 894 01:16:44,492 --> 01:16:47,969 Come on, do it. Do what he says, please. Go, come on 895 01:16:49,619 --> 01:16:51,010 Now kick it over 896 01:16:54,181 --> 01:16:58,222 All right, listen Just let them go now, okay? 897 01:17:00,045 --> 01:17:04,957 No. They are going to stay here till midnight 898 01:17:05,390 --> 01:17:08,387 Till you forfeit your chance of being Santa 899 01:17:09,561 --> 01:17:10,952 What? 900 01:17:14,602 --> 01:17:15,948 You did not tell her? 901 01:17:16,644 --> 01:17:18,815 Mrs. Garcia your husband over here had a chance 902 01:17:18,946 --> 01:17:20,337 at being Santa Claus 903 01:17:22,074 --> 01:17:25,897 That's not going to happen because that's my job 904 01:17:26,723 --> 01:17:28,157 You will never be Santa 905 01:17:29,851 --> 01:17:31,242 No, Slippy? 906 01:17:32,631 --> 01:17:34,891 You know what happens if the chosen Santa 907 01:17:35,021 --> 01:17:40,192 - can not fulfill his duties? - Christmas is canceled? 908 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:43,189 - No, dummy - It's Dippy 909 01:17:43,755 --> 01:17:47,491 What happens is that a temporary Santa is appointed 910 01:17:48,490 --> 01:17:51,662 And you know who that temporary Santa might be? 911 01:17:52,356 --> 01:17:54,920 Who? The Easter Bunny 912 01:17:55,745 --> 01:17:59,611 No Me. The head elf 913 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:03,870 But that will never happen because the selected Santa 914 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:08,780 is picked from the best of the best That's why you weren't chosen 915 01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:14,818 And you think he is? Santa didn't choose him 916 01:18:15,470 --> 01:18:21,378 I chose Eddie. He's not Santa material. He's lazy 917 01:18:22,595 --> 01:18:25,201 Unworthy, unmotivated 918 01:18:26,158 --> 01:18:28,677 Non-Christmas-spirit-having quitter! 919 01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:34,716 In his file, it says, "worst possible candidate in the world" 920 01:18:35,063 --> 01:18:36,845 In the whole world 921 01:18:39,103 --> 01:18:46,273 He is right. I am a quitter and I already quit. Ask them 922 01:18:48,185 --> 01:18:50,226 - It is true he quit this morning - Excellent 923 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,659 So now let them go 924 01:18:55,179 --> 01:18:57,004 I can't do that 925 01:18:57,395 --> 01:18:59,915 Why? You got what you want Let them go 926 01:19:00,219 --> 01:19:05,302 No. If I let them go, you could just turn around an un-quit 927 01:19:06,129 --> 01:19:08,909 And I need my little insurance policy back there 928 01:19:09,516 --> 01:19:14,296 So we are all going to just sit here nice and cozy, until it is too late 929 01:19:14,860 --> 01:19:17,120 So we are just going to wait here until midnight? 930 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:18,770 Yes 931 01:19:19,510 --> 01:19:20,856 It is going to get awfully boring 932 01:19:20,986 --> 01:19:23,939 - Shut up, Dopey - It's Dippy! 933 01:19:24,419 --> 01:19:26,026 But wait. If Eddie does not become Santa Claus 934 01:19:26,156 --> 01:19:27,547 we're not going to have Christmas, you guys 935 01:19:27,677 --> 01:19:30,719 What do you care? You're not even real 936 01:19:30,936 --> 01:19:33,324 But he smells really nice Just like the workshop 937 01:19:33,585 --> 01:19:34,976 Knock it off 938 01:19:52,224 --> 01:19:53,615 Let us go. Come on 939 01:19:57,786 --> 01:19:59,697 Come here. Watch her I will go get her 940 01:20:04,086 --> 01:20:08,213 Gabby! Gabby! 941 01:20:08,777 --> 01:20:10,168 Let's go. Let's go 942 01:20:10,298 --> 01:20:11,688 - Daddy! - Come on 943 01:20:12,558 --> 01:20:14,860 - No! Daddy! - Go in there. Go in there 944 01:20:16,901 --> 01:20:20,030 Daddy! Dad! 945 01:20:48,660 --> 01:20:51,268 ''Ladies and gentlemen'' 946 01:20:51,527 --> 01:20:56,264 ''Welcome to this special Christmas Eve exhibition game'' 947 01:20:56,438 --> 01:21:00,174 ''between the Miami Hurricanes and...'' 948 01:21:32,411 --> 01:21:34,279 ''And there is a man on the floor'' 949 01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:48,963 I'm so sorry I put you guys through this. Thank God you are okay 950 01:22:00,607 --> 01:22:03,561 It's not over yet Nothing has changed 951 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:06,343 Tick-tock Tick-tock. Tick-tock 952 01:22:19,202 --> 01:22:21,071 I am sorry, I am going to have to go somewhere 953 01:22:21,679 --> 01:22:24,503 - Go? Where? - The North Pole 954 01:22:25,763 --> 01:22:29,500 - Really? - Yes, I can't let him be Santa 955 01:22:29,586 --> 01:22:32,497 So this was the big project you have been working on? Santa? 956 01:22:33,712 --> 01:22:35,060 I will tell you all about it 957 01:22:37,102 --> 01:22:38,493 I will wait up for you 958 01:22:39,536 --> 01:22:45,662 All right, hold on One, two... three! 959 01:23:02,866 --> 01:23:06,124 Can we go any faster? Can we just poof there? 960 01:23:06,298 --> 01:23:08,123 What is up with you and all this poofing? 961 01:23:08,253 --> 01:23:12,076 Yes, stop it with the poofing We don't just poof places 962 01:23:24,677 --> 01:23:26,978 Get the presents packed up Get the reindeer hooked up 963 01:23:27,109 --> 01:23:29,020 We got five minutes Get that sleigh ready. Come on 964 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:30,933 I think we are going to make it! 965 01:23:34,017 --> 01:23:35,363 - Eddie? - Eddie? 966 01:23:35,842 --> 01:23:38,232 Wait, it is right here. We got to go. Where are you going? 967 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,055 In order to fly Santa's sleigh you have to look the part. Go 968 01:23:41,272 --> 01:23:42,618 What? 969 01:23:49,267 --> 01:23:52,656 It is okay. Just remember your training... Santa 970 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:02,561 Jeez Eddie! A little notice next time 971 01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:16,940 Hello, Eddie 972 01:24:17,681 --> 01:24:19,027 - Santa! - Santa! 973 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,631 Dad? 974 01:24:27,283 --> 01:24:29,368 - Dad? - Dad? 975 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:32,626 - All this time? - Well, at least 976 01:24:32,756 --> 01:24:36,753 for the past 30 years That is why I was not around 977 01:24:38,882 --> 01:24:42,010 Because you were Santa Why didn't you tell me? 978 01:24:42,140 --> 01:24:43,792 I thought you didn't want to be around me anymore 979 01:24:43,922 --> 01:24:46,963 No, No, No, my son! That was not the reason! 980 01:24:47,745 --> 01:24:50,179 Rules are rules I can not tell anyone 981 01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:56,174 I am sorry I was away all the time, Eddie 982 01:24:58,433 --> 01:24:59,779 Forgive me son! 983 01:25:04,777 --> 01:25:09,425 Wait. Dad, you are the one who recruited me 984 01:25:09,686 --> 01:25:12,291 Well, in a sense. I knew Bruno was up to something 985 01:25:12,944 --> 01:25:15,942 I knew he would not let the perfect candidate be trained for Santa 986 01:25:16,203 --> 01:25:18,505 So when he started looking for the worst of the worst 987 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:20,764 I made sure your name would come up 988 01:25:21,980 --> 01:25:23,371 Thanks, Dad 989 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:26,760 Here 990 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:33,320 They grow up so fast 991 01:25:34,841 --> 01:25:36,187 I am proud of you, son 992 01:25:37,057 --> 01:25:39,186 Bruno tried to set you up but you came out on top 993 01:25:40,923 --> 01:25:43,530 He thought he was sending two incompetent elves to train you 994 01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:46,614 but he did not count on their Christmas spirit 995 01:25:49,569 --> 01:25:50,915 Thanks 996 01:25:51,264 --> 01:25:53,219 - Was that a compliment? - I am not sure 997 01:25:56,173 --> 01:25:57,564 Dad... 998 01:25:59,475 --> 01:26:02,038 I don't want to break up the moment, guys, but... 999 01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:08,946 Okay, we got two minutes to get you on that... the-the-the... Sir 1000 01:26:10,076 --> 01:26:13,508 - Let us go - Right. Let us go 1001 01:26:14,464 --> 01:26:15,810 I will help you. Come on 1002 01:26:24,066 --> 01:26:25,412 Come on, out of the way 1003 01:26:25,543 --> 01:26:27,454 Since Bruno's gone, I'm going to stick around for a couple of months 1004 01:26:27,584 --> 01:26:29,365 to show you the ropes until you settle in 1005 01:26:30,669 --> 01:26:33,146 Wait, Dad You are going to leave me again? 1006 01:26:33,276 --> 01:26:34,623 I'll be back, I promise 1007 01:26:34,753 --> 01:26:37,837 But after 30 years on the job Santa needs some time off 1008 01:26:38,142 --> 01:26:40,271 - They are all yours - Tick-tock, Eddie 1009 01:26:40,532 --> 01:26:41,878 Wait, does that mean that I'm not going to be spending 1010 01:26:42,008 --> 01:26:44,398 any Christmas with Gabby just like you did with me? 1011 01:26:44,528 --> 01:26:45,919 That is part of the job 1012 01:26:46,048 --> 01:26:48,048 I can't let that happen I don't want her to grow up like that 1013 01:26:48,743 --> 01:26:51,349 I understand why you did it and I forgive you for it, but I can't... 1014 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,173 If you don't leave in one minute Bruno will be the next Santa 1015 01:26:54,390 --> 01:26:56,346 You have to think of all the children in the world 1016 01:26:56,824 --> 01:26:59,126 - not just your own, Eddie - She will understand, Eddie 1017 01:26:59,518 --> 01:27:00,951 Just like you're understanding now 1018 01:27:01,081 --> 01:27:04,035 But I can't change that, or bring those memories back into my life 1019 01:27:04,209 --> 01:27:05,600 or Gabby's life 1020 01:27:05,731 --> 01:27:08,641 Santa cannot be in two places at the same time 1021 01:27:08,815 --> 01:27:10,944 Yes, I know, I can't be in two places at the same time 1022 01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:13,158 - Yes? - Thirty seconds 1023 01:27:13,420 --> 01:27:15,331 Besides, those are the rules 1024 01:27:25,064 --> 01:27:26,455 All right 1025 01:27:27,671 --> 01:27:29,060 He's doing it! 1026 01:27:31,668 --> 01:27:33,014 I hate rules, Dad 1027 01:27:38,098 --> 01:27:39,575 How do you get this thing going anyway? 1028 01:27:39,836 --> 01:27:45,093 On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On Prancer! 1029 01:27:55,867 --> 01:27:58,648 Bye, Eddie! Remember your training 1030 01:30:08,638 --> 01:30:10,029 I got to work on that 1031 01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:40,702 - Daddy! - Hey, honey Quiet, honey 1032 01:30:40,919 --> 01:30:42,310 What are you doing here? 1033 01:30:42,614 --> 01:30:44,134 I came here because I have something to tell you 1034 01:30:44,265 --> 01:30:46,350 Be quiet, because we don't want to wake up mommy, okay? 1035 01:30:47,088 --> 01:30:48,479 - Okay - Listen, I... 1036 01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:53,214 I want to tell you something that I am really sorry 1037 01:30:53,996 --> 01:30:57,038 Really sorry that you are in the middle of the problem 1038 01:30:57,168 --> 01:30:58,514 - between Mommy and I - It's okay 1039 01:30:58,645 --> 01:31:00,166 No, no, just listen to me, please 1040 01:31:01,078 --> 01:31:03,208 I want you to know that I am sorry for everything 1041 01:31:04,511 --> 01:31:07,248 I am sorry that me and your mommy put you through all this 1042 01:31:07,855 --> 01:31:09,984 That you've been like in the center of our problems, and I don't... 1043 01:31:10,158 --> 01:31:11,722 - Dad, I know... - Listen to me 1044 01:31:12,244 --> 01:31:14,329 I love you more than anything You know that, right? 1045 01:31:15,850 --> 01:31:18,630 And... And... And I should have been there for you, and I wasn't 1046 01:31:19,543 --> 01:31:21,498 And I want you to know that I will always be there for you 1047 01:31:21,628 --> 01:31:23,019 no matter what 1048 01:31:23,323 --> 01:31:28,058 You know, I'll never, ever miss a Christmas with you, I promise 1049 01:31:28,319 --> 01:31:29,926 So you're not going to be Santa anymore? 1050 01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:32,664 No. No, I am but... 1051 01:31:33,228 --> 01:31:35,792 You see Santa Claus is nothing without his helpers 1052 01:31:37,312 --> 01:31:40,571 And I'm here to ask you if you want to help me out 1053 01:31:40,701 --> 01:31:45,133 and come on the sleigh tonight and, say for the next 30 years? 1054 01:31:45,263 --> 01:31:48,348 - I love you! - I love you, baby 1055 01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:53,300 Now, let's get you a coat, okay? It's going to be pretty cold 1056 01:31:53,431 --> 01:31:54,777 - Okay - Okay, come on, honey 1057 01:31:56,906 --> 01:31:58,297 Freeze! Don't move! 1058 01:31:58,471 --> 01:32:01,730 What, this again? I'm Santa Claus, for crying out loud 1059 01:32:02,033 --> 01:32:03,423 Yes, for sure, buddy 1060 01:32:03,554 --> 01:32:06,160 Like we haven't heard that one before 1061 01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:11,765 I think he bought it 1062 01:32:12,981 --> 01:32:14,372 Slippy and Dippy 1063 01:32:15,328 --> 01:32:18,021 - Yes and you are late! - What? 1064 01:32:18,847 --> 01:32:21,975 You should have been in Africa... 15 minutes ago 1065 01:32:22,192 --> 01:32:23,583 Yes! 1066 01:32:23,713 --> 01:32:26,363 Well, you can't talk to me that way because I'm Santa Claus now 1067 01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:28,056 Can't talk to me that... What? 1068 01:32:28,275 --> 01:32:31,794 Sir, you can not talk to me that way because I am Santa Claus, sir 1069 01:32:32,576 --> 01:32:33,966 - That is what I thought - He gets really 1070 01:32:34,096 --> 01:32:35,442 into the role of drill sergeant 1071 01:32:35,574 --> 01:32:38,528 - Now, let us move it, people! - So, how is it going, Santa? 1072 01:32:38,702 --> 01:32:41,830 I'm sure he's doing fine. We got to go! Move it, move it, move it! 1073 01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:43,350 Hey, let's sing a song 1074 01:32:43,481 --> 01:32:48,086 ''Eddie the sucky Santa had a very sucky life'' 1075 01:32:48,477 --> 01:32:52,953 ''Then he met Dippy and Slippy now he is doing all right'' 85039