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[SNORING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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-Hi, Pops.
-Oh, who are you?
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I'm the guest on The Muppet Show.
I'm Gladys Knight.
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Oh, me, too. I'm always glad it's night.
It's too hot during the day.
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Oh, I hope you didn't mind that.
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It's okay. I allow one per show.
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Okay, come on in. But be careful.
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See, there's a fella up there
fixing the roof.
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Hey! Be careful up there!
We got an important guest here.
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MUPPET: Who?
-She's Gladys Knight.
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Yeah, so am I. It means I'm into overtime.
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[MUPPET LAUGHS]
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Hey, I was only funning, lady. Aah!
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Ooh! Ugh.
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I said just one.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Gladys Knight.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ Why do we always come here? ♪
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♪ I guess we'll never know ♪
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♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪
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♪ To have to watch this show ♪
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♪ But now let's get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[PLAYS TRUMPET]
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Ha. I give autographs after the show.
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Thank you, thank you. Hi-ho,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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You may notice some workmen around,
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and that's because we're having
our leaky roof fixed.
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Uh, but they won't interfere
with the show.
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Whoa!
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[METAL CLANGS]
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Anyhow, it's going to be a wonderful show
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because our guest star
is the dynamic Gladys Knight!
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Yes. But first--
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Will you get this bucket of nails
out of here?
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But first, this...
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♪ Like the beat, beat, beat
Of the tom-tom ♪
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♪ When the jungle shadows fall ♪
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♪ Like the tick, tick, tock
Of the stately clock ♪
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♪ As it stands against the wall ♪
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♪ Like the drip, drip, drip
Of the raindrops ♪
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♪ When the summer shower is through ♪
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♪ So a voice within me keeps repeating ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ Night and day ♪
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♪ You are the one ♪
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♪ Only you ♪
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♪ Beneath the moon and under the sun ♪
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♪ Whether near to me or far ♪
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♪ It's no matter, darling, where you are ♪
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♪ I think of you ♪
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♪ Night and day ♪
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Look at them.
I think they're glad to see us.
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When you've been stood up for 4000 years,
you're glad to see anybody.
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♪ Day and night ♪
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♪ Why is it so ♪
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♪ That this longing for you ♪
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♪ Follows wherever I go ♪
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♪ In the roaring traffic's boom ♪
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♪ In the silence of my lonely room ♪
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♪ I think of you ♪
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♪ Night and day ♪
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♪ Night and day ♪
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♪ Under the hide of me ♪
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♪ There's an oh such a hungry yearning ♪
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♪ Burning inside of me ♪
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♪ And this torment won't be through ♪
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♪ Till you let me spend my life
Making love to you ♪
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♪ Day and night ♪
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♪ Night and day ♪
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Well, those mummies didn't exactly
bring the house down.
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[BRICKS CRUMBLING]
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No, the roofers are handling that.
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Uh, are you the frog?
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Of course I'm the frog.
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What's that piece of wood?
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Oh, well, it's not just
any old piece of wood.
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This is the piece of wood
that holds up the roof.
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It's rotten.
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Wait a second. If that's the piece
that holds up the roof,
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what's holding up the roof?
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My foreman.
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-He's holding the roof up?
-Yes.
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FOREMAN: Aah!
-Or, rather, no.
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[CRASHING]
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Listen, guys,
I gotta go introduce Gladys Knight.
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Can you get this fixed?
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Not me, there's something
about heights I don't like.
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What's that?
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Falling from them.
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[COUGHING]
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Okay, well, folks, it's time now
to meet our very special guest.
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Here she is putting the show
on the right track
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and choo-chooing into your station,
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let's say "all aboard" as we stop,
look and listen to Miss Gladys Knight!
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Yay!
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♪ Choo-choo, boop-boop, boop, boop ♪
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♪ Choo-choo, boop-boop, boop, boop ♪
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♪ Calling out to everyone
Across the nation ♪
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♪ Nation, nation, nation ♪
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♪ Said the world today
Is in a desperate situation ♪
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♪ Desperate situation ♪
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♪ Stealing, burning, fighting, killing
Nothing but corruption ♪
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♪ It looks like mankind
Is on the eve of destruction ♪
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♪ Oh, yes, it is ♪
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♪ People let me tell you now ♪
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♪ We've got to learn
To live with each other ♪
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♪ No matter what race, creed or color ♪
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♪ I just got to tell you
What the world needs now ♪
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♪ The world needs now ♪
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♪ Is love and understanding ♪
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♪ So get on board the Friendship Train ♪
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♪ Everybody
Shake a hand, shake a hand ♪
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♪ People I'm talking about
The Friendship Train ♪
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♪ Everybody
Shake a hand, make a friend now ♪
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♪ People listen to us now ♪
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♪ Choo-choo, boop-boop, boop, boop ♪
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♪ We're doing our thing ♪
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♪ On the Friendship Train ♪
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♪ We got to start today to make tomorrow
A brighter day for our children ♪
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♪ Come on, people, now we can do it
I can prove it ♪
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♪ Only if our hearts are willing now ♪
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-♪ This train stands for ♪
-♪ Justice ♪
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♪ Justice ♪
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-♪ This train stands for ♪
-♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ This train stands for
Harmony and peace ♪
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♪ And this train stands for love ♪
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♪ Love, Love ♪
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♪ Come on, get on
The Friendship Train ♪
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♪ Everybody
Shake a hand, shake a hand ♪
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♪ Well, we're talking about
The Friendship Train ♪
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♪ Everybody
Shake a hand, make a friend now ♪
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♪ Everybody
Let's ride, ride, ride ♪
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♪ The Friendship Train ♪
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-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Boop-boop ♪
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Great number. I love trains.
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Yeah, but planes are safer.
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-They are?
-Sure.
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I only rode on a train once
and it had an accident.
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-What happened?
-A plane fell on it.
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Okay, guys. Great number, Gladys.
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Hey, thanks, Kermit.
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Hey, you know what?
I just loved those Muppips.
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Ha, ha. "Muppips."
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-Hey, Fozzie.
-Huh?
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Where'd you learn
to drive a train like that?
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Oh, I studied.
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I had train training.
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Listen, Mac, we gotta talk.
You are the frog, right?
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Of course I'm the frog.
Who could I be, the Prince of Wales?
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Listen, Prince.
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You got big problems
with this roof of yours.
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Oh, boy. Can't you fix it?
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Hey, I can fix it. But not here.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, we're gonna have to take it
into the shop.
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What?
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Okay, guys. Signal the crane now.
Lift her up.
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[MACHINERY WHIRRING, BRICKS CRUMBLING]
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Okay, load it on the truck.
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See you when your roof's finished.
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But when will that be?
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Hey, I don't know.
These things can take months, you know.
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Excuse me, Kermit.
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Uh, have you noticed
that the roof is missing?
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Yeah, I noticed that, Gladys.
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But you must admit
that it's a beautiful sunset.
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Yeah, but I just heard
the weather forecast.
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KERMIT:
Rain?
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No.
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Snow.
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NARRATOR:
And now, Veterinarian's Hospital.
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The continuing story of a quack
who's gone to the dogs.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Dr. Bob, how can you operate
without a roof?
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It's better without a roof.
Cuts down the overhead.
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That's doctor talk.
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But suppose it rains.
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We'll head for the nearest tax shelter.
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That's more doctor talk.
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Oh, Nurse Janice.
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-Yes, Dr. Bob?
-Where have you been?
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Taking angry calls
from the Medical Association.
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Ooh.
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Dr. Bob, the sky is threatening.
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Yeah, so is the audience.
But that's never stopped us.
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I don't know whether you should operate.
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Well, let's ask the patient.
He can tell us. He's a weatherman.
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You mean he knows whether or not
I should operate?
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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I didn't think it was that bad.
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♪ Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky ♪
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I do. Because it's nighttime.
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Pretty dumb weatherman.
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Oh, no, he's not.
He's a singing weatherman.
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He's just telling you it's stormy weather.
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-I don't believe this.
-But he's right.
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It is stormy weather.
I just felt some raindrops.
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♪ Keep falling on my head
They keep falling ♪
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There's gonna be more than that falling
on your head. Where's that barometer?
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NARRATOR: And so we come to the end
of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
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He must be on a cloud.
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Tune in next week,
when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say:
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Dr. Bob, it's getting worse.
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-It's beginning to hail.
-Hail?
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♪ The gang's all here
What the heck ♪
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ALL:
Will you shut up?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪There's a man in the funny papers
we all know ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop♪
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♪ He lives 'way back a long time ago ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ You know he don't eat nothin'
But a bear cat stew ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ Well, this cat's name is-a Alley-Oop ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ He got a chauffeur
That's a genuine dinosaur ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ And he can knuckle your head
Before you count to four ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ He got a big ugly club
And a head full of hay-uh ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ Like great big lions and grizzly bears ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
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♪ Why he's the toughest man
There is alive ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Alley-Oop ♪
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-♪ Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide♪
-♪ Alley-Oop♪
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♪ He's the king of the jungle jive ♪
245
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,809
ALL:
♪ Look at that cave man go! ♪
246
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:14,145
-♪ Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop♪
-♪ There he go!♪
247
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:18,566
-♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
-♪ Look at that cave man go! ♪
248
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:23,196
-♪ He's too much, Ride, Daddy, ride ♪
-♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
249
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:27,158
-♪ Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop ♪
-♪ Hi-yo dinosawruh ♪
250
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:31,329
ALL:
♪ Look at that cave man go! ♪
251
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:37,711
[LAUGHING]
252
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,630
Oh, that number goes back a long ways.
253
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:44,134
Well, it didn't go back far enough.
I could still see it.
254
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,555
[PLAYING BLUES MELODY]
255
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,647
Oh, that's a nice blues, Rowlf.
256
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,815
ROWLF:
Mm.
257
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,112
It's easy to have the blues
when you don't have a roof over your head.
258
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,905
True enough.
259
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,951
Actually, this is a little number
by my favorite blues singer,
260
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,286
Fat Mama Jefferson.
261
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,622
Fat Mama Jefferson.
262
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,792
Uh, I don't remember her.
263
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,461
Was she a black woman?
264
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,046
No.
265
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,048
A white woman?
266
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,633
Actually, she was spotted.
267
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,635
I beg--
268
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,389
Come on, wait a minute.
Don't tell me she was a dog.
269
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,183
-Mm.
-Ho, ho.
270
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,560
Boy, could she sing the blues.
271
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,981
-She was a basset hound.
-Come on.
272
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,904
Okay, I remember her now.
Didn't she write that classic:
273
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:51,451
"I Won't Hang My Head in Shame,
'Cuz I Step On My Ears When I Do"?
274
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,662
That's Fat Mama, all right.
275
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,248
But that doesn't sound
like your kind of song.
276
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,833
Well, not exactly.
277
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:04,881
I lean more toward, uh, Ma Rainey,
Dinah Washington, Billie Holiday.
278
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,676
Hey, Billie Holiday.
279
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,137
Boy, she sang some great songs.
280
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,472
Oh, I like that.
281
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,765
Remember this one?
282
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,561
I remember it, all right.
283
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,108
♪ Them that's got shall get ♪
284
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,987
♪ Them that's not shall lose ♪
285
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:33,660
♪ Though the Bible says ♪
286
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:39,582
♪ And it still is news ♪
287
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,210
♪ Mama may have ♪
288
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,839
♪ Papa may have ♪
289
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:51,052
♪ But God bless the child ♪
290
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:54,806
♪ That's got his own ♪
291
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,892
♪ That's got his own ♪
292
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,816
♪ Ooh, the strong gets more ♪
293
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,029
♪ While the weak ones fade ♪
294
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:13,491
♪ Empty pockets don't ♪
295
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:18,329
♪ Ever make the grade ♪
296
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,790
♪ Mama may have ♪
297
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,627
♪ Papa may have ♪
298
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:29,174
♪ But God bless the child ♪
299
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,218
♪ That's got his own ♪
300
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,847
♪ That's got his own ♪
301
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,310
♪ Money ♪
302
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,980
♪ You've got lots of friends ♪
303
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,860
♪ Crowdin' all round your door ♪
304
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,613
♪ When the money's gone ♪
305
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,325
♪ And the spending ends ♪
306
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:59,704
♪ Oh, they don't come around ♪
307
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,832
♪ Anymore ♪
308
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,379
♪ Rich relations give ♪
309
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,341
♪ A crust of bread, and such ♪
310
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,136
♪ You can help yourself ♪
311
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,016
♪ But don't take too much ♪
312
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,144
♪ Mama may have ♪
313
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,357
♪ Papa may have ♪
314
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:33,822
♪ But God bless the child ♪
315
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,992
♪ That's got his own ♪
316
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:46,418
♪ That's got his own ♪
317
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,724
Oh, no, fog. That's the last straw.
318
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,560
Hey, Scooter, would you take over
for me for a minute?
319
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,104
I gotta see if I can do something
about that roof.
320
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,856
Okay, chief.
321
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,150
Signor Baffi on next.
322
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,943
Oh, boy. Look at this.
323
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:16,072
Oh, Scooter. Do you think there's room
for my monologue in the show?
324
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,659
Oh, afraid not, Fozz.
But you can be in the next number.
325
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,328
Yeah, Signor Baffi's assistant
didn't show up.
326
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,540
Oh, terrific. You won't be sorry.
What do I do?
327
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,252
Well, can you go out
and stand on-stage and smile?
328
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,545
Can I?
329
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,922
Can a fly bird?
330
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,800
Can a bird fly.
331
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,469
Trust me.
332
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,554
-Signor Baffi.
-What?
333
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,723
You're on as soon as I introduce you.
334
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,352
Say, this fog isn't gonna interfere
with your knife-throwing, is it?
335
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,563
Oh, no. I aim by the sound anyway.
336
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:52,150
-You just tell the target to keep yelling.
-Yeah.
337
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,526
This is the stage?
338
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,779
No, no. This way, Signor Baffi.
339
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,863
Thank you.
340
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,576
And now, the act
you've all been waiting for:
341
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:06,289
The one and only Signor Baffi
and his Flashing Knives of Death.
342
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,878
Oh, where is my target?
343
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,255
-Hey, Fozzie. Are you there?
-Oh, what?
344
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,050
FOZZIE: Yes, sir.
-What?
345
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,220
[LAUGHS]
346
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,890
There's somebody throwing knives at me!
347
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,433
Bravo!
348
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,519
Hey, where are you?
349
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,315
[SOFTLY]
Quiet.
350
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:36,903
Scooter, you have to be crazy to send
a knife thrower out in a fog like this.
351
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,989
FOZZIE:
Kermit, help!
352
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,741
Fozzie, don't yell!
353
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,577
Beauregard, close the curtain.
354
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,705
What did you say, Kermit?
355
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,957
Hey!
356
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:54,587
Oh, good news, chief.
I think I feel a breeze coming up.
357
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,756
We could use some good news around here.
358
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,883
Kermit, help. Help, hide me.
359
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,219
There's this madman throwing knives at me.
360
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,680
Well, don't worry, Fozzie.
It's all over now.
361
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,724
Oh, no! Here he comes!
362
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:09,769
Hey, where's that bear?
He makes a swell target.
363
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,062
FOZZIE:
No, I don't.
364
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,564
What?
365
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,442
[YELLS]
366
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,068
[WIND WHISTLING]
367
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:20,238
Oh, boy. There goes the running order.
368
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,365
Now, how do I know which act is next?
369
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,868
When in doubt, go with a star.
370
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:28,872
You're right.
Go tell Gladys she's on next, okay?
371
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:30,915
[YELLING]
372
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,838
Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen, I think
the wind is about to die down here.
373
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,299
Here she is with one of her greatest hits,
374
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,719
a lady who can sing up a storm
and may have to sing in one,
375
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,971
Miss Gladys Knight! Yeah!
376
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:56,107
♪ Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew ♪
377
00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:01,905
♪ Baby, baby, baby
'Bout your plans to make me blue ♪
378
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,617
♪ With some other girl you knew before ♪
379
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:10,288
♪ Between the two of us girls
You know I loved you more ♪
380
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,376
♪ It took me by surprise I must say ♪
381
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,254
♪ When I found out yesterday ♪
382
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:21,007
♪ Don't you know that
I heard it through the grapevine ♪
383
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,093
♪ Oh, I heard it through the grapevine ♪
384
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,095
♪ Not much longer would you be mine ♪
385
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,888
♪ Not much longer would you be mine ♪
386
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,641
♪ Don't you know that
I heard it through the grapevine ♪
387
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,559
♪ Oh, I heard it through the grapevine ♪
388
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:35,939
♪ And I'm just about, just about
Just about to lose my mind ♪
389
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,649
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
390
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,067
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
391
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,111
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
392
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:44,030
♪ Baby, won't you listen to me ♪
393
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:47,742
♪ Boy, take a good look
At these tears in my eyes ♪
394
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:53,164
♪ Baby, baby
These tears I can't hold inside ♪
395
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,043
♪ Losing you would end my life, you see ♪
396
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,297
♪ Because you mean that much to me ♪
397
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:07,137
-♪ You should have told me yourself ♪
-♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, ooh ♪
398
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,098
♪ That you loved somebody else ♪
399
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,392
♪ Instead, I heard it
Through the grapevine ♪
400
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,394
♪ Oh, I heard it through the grapevine ♪
401
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,646
♪ Not much longer would you be mine ♪
402
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,481
♪ Not much longer will you be mine ♪
403
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,568
♪ Don't you know that I heard it
Yes, I heard it ♪
404
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,903
♪ Heard it through the grapevine ♪
405
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:27,240
♪ Just about, just about, just about
To lose my mind ♪
406
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,616
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
407
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,410
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
408
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,078
♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪
409
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:51,473
♪ People say believe
Half of what you see ♪
410
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:56,478
-♪ Oh, and none of what you hear ♪
-♪ I've heard it, oh, I've heard it ♪
411
00:23:56,561 --> 00:24:01,191
♪ Baby, baby
I just can't help being confused ♪
412
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:05,111
♪ If it's true please, baby
Won't you tell me, dear ♪
413
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,240
♪ Do you plan to let me go ♪
414
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,078
♪ For the other girl you loved before ♪
415
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,830
♪ Don't you know that
I heard it through the grapevine ♪
416
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,749
♪ Oh, I heard it through the grapevine ♪
417
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,043
♪ Not much longer would you be mine ♪
418
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,920
♪ Not much longer will you be mine ♪
419
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:24,839
♪ Don't you know that I heard it
Yes, I heard it ♪
420
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,675
♪ Heard it through the grapevine ♪
421
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,009
-♪ I heard it ♪
-♪ Heard it ♪
422
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,260
-♪ Heard it ♪
-♪ Heard it ♪
423
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:31,262
♪ Heard it through the grapevine ♪
424
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,557
♪ Yes, I did ♪
425
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,434
♪ Yes, I heard ♪
426
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,103
♪ Yes, I heard it ♪
427
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:42,899
♪ Don't you know that
I heard it through the grapevine ♪
428
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,321
♪ Heard it through the grapevine ♪
429
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:04,337
Uh, well, it looks like everything's
come down except the curtain.
430
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:07,632
But before we go, let us bring back
our wonderful guest star.
431
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:12,470
Ladies and gentlemen, Gladys Knight! Yay!
432
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,729
Thanks, Kermit, it's been
an evening I'll never forget.
433
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,732
Oh, well, that's too bad.
I was hoping you would.
434
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:26,401
Listen, I'm sorry
about this roof business.
435
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:28,445
Oh, that's okay. I'm dressed for it.
436
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,739
But what about you? Aren't you cold?
437
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:33,533
Uh, no, I'm wearing my thermal collar.
438
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:34,784
[GRAPES GRUMBLING]
439
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,787
Uh, but they don't look too happy
out there in the vineyard.
440
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,040
Oh, they're just sour grapes.
441
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:44,085
We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
442
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,129
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
443
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,125
Uh... We'll get pneumonia.
444
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:27,170
Big deal. This show always makes us sick.
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