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[KNOCKING]
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Lola Falana.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Lola.
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Thank you.
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Tell them I'm sick, anything.
Just get me out of it.
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-Huh?
-Oh, sorry, Scooter.
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-Uh, just talking to my agent.
-Oh.
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What did you say?
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I said, "Fifteen seconds to curtain."
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-Thank you, darling.
-Uh-huh.
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You gotta work fast, Bernie.
You only got 15 seconds.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our very
special guest star, Lola Falana.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Hey, don't start on our account.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[BLOWS]
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Heh. I give autographs after the show.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you. Hi-ho,
and welcome to The Muppet Show.
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And it's going to be a great show
because our special guest star
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is a wonderful singer, dancer,
and comedienne, Miss Lola Falana!
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But first, I have
an important announcement to make.
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Tonight is the last show
for Gonzo the Great.
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ALL:
Aw!
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Gonzo, come on out here.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Mwah. Love you.
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Yes, it is true. This is it, Kerm.
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Yes, folks, believe it or not,
Gonzo is leaving us.
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He's going to Bombay, India
to become a movie star.
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[SIGHS]
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Yep, I got an offer
from 20th Century Chicken.
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Uh, Gonzo, we wish you
all the luck in the world.
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Well, thanks, Kerm. Hey, listen.
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I want you to know I'm never gonna forget
all you little people I met along the way.
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-Uh... Uh, thanks.
-It ain't nothing, really.
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True.
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Anyhow, here for Gonzo's last show
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is an opening number by his
favorite people, the Muppet Chickens! Yay!
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[UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok a lot, bok a little more ♪
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♪ Bok a little, bok a little ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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♪ Goodnight, ladies ♪
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♪ Goodnight, ladies ♪
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♪ Goodnight, ladies ♪
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♪ I'm going to leave you now ♪
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♪ Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok
Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Hey, you know, it's too bad
Gonzo's leaving the show.
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Yeah, I can think of some other people
I'd rather see leave the show.
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-Who?
-Me.
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I just can't believe he's leaving.
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Oh, watch the crying, girls.
You'll get depressed and start to molt.
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Okay, the One-Octopus Band,
on-stage, please.
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Herbie, get out there, get out there.
Move it, move it, move it.
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The little blue geek got a movie deal?
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Oh, Kermit, how--?
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-Oh, Gonzo! Gonzo, dear.
-Oh, hi, Miss Piggy.
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Camilla, why don't I meet you
up in the dressing room, honey?
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-Ha, ha.
-Aw.
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Love you, babe.
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Oh, boy.
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Gonzo, I was just talking about you.
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Yeah, she said you were a little blue--
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Kermit, don't you have to go on-stage
and wave your arms or something?
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-Uh... Uh, sure. Ha-ha-ha.
-Yeah. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
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Um, Gonzo, I am just so proud of you
and your movie deal.
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Aw, well, I guess
it was just in the cards, MP.
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Yes, yes, and, um, I just want you to know
that at your movie studio,
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if you should ever happen upon a producer
who is looking for a, ahem, sex goddess...
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Yes, I'll know just who to call.
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Well, thank you.
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Camilla.
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What?!
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That little chicky babe is dynamite.
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She makes most movie queens
look like pigs.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't come back, turkey twit!
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[GRUMBLES]
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Hi-yah!
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[CRASHING]
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Okay, well, it's guest star time,
and stand by for a great one.
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Here she is, one of the top all around
entertainers in the business, Lola Falana.
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Yeah!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ That I've ever seen ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ One night in a disco
On the outskirts of Frisco ♪
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♪ I was cruising with my favorite gang ♪
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♪ The place was so boring
Filled with out-of-towners touring ♪
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♪ I knew that it wasn't my thing ♪
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♪ I really wasn't caring ♪
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♪ But I felt my eyes staring
At a guy who stuck out in the crowd ♪
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♪ He had the kind of body
That would shame Adonis ♪
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♪ And a face that would make
Any man proud ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ That I've ever seen ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ The champion of dance
His moves just put me in a trance ♪
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♪ And he never leaves the disco alone ♪
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♪ Arrogance, but not conceit
As a man that's so complete ♪
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♪ My crème de la crème
Please take me home ♪
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♪ He wears the finest clothes
The best designers, heaven knows ♪
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♪ From his head down to his toes ♪
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♪ Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci ♪
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♪ He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ That I've ever seen ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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♪ Oh, what, wow ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Do you ever go to those dances?
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Dances? I've got a slipped disco.
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Slipped disco!
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Aw, Camilla, Camilla, Camilla.
Love you, baby.
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Hey, as soon as I get my mansion
and limousine, I'm gonna send for you.
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-Aw.
-Oh, yeah.
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Okay, everybody.
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Lola, that was great.
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Thank you, but I couldn't have done it
without Gonzo.
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-Gonzo, baby, put it here. Right here.
-Huh?
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I have worked with some of the biggest,
but you're right up there with the best.
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Oh, and don't forget to stop by
my dressing room.
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I wanna give you my phone number.
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Hey, I'll be there, babe.
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[CLUCKING]
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Uh... No, I...
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[GONZO SHOUTS]
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Gonzo, you gotta get on-stage
to do your last number for us.
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Oh, sure, babe.
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Huh, I gotta admit though.
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It's gonna seem strange
not working for you, KF.
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Uh, it's gonna be strange
for us, too, Gonzo.
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Still, no regrets.
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-Well, one regret.
-Oh?
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I never did my masterpiece act for you.
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Oh, what's that?
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I sing "Top Hat" while tap dancing
in a vat of oatmeal.
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It's an act worthy of your talent, Gonzo.
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And of your show.
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Touché.
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Well, folks, as I've already told you,
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our master of culture and violence
is moving on to other things.
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Uh, so let's give a warm hand for this,
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his farewell appearance
on The Muppet Show, Gonzo the Great!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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[PIANO PLAYING "MY WAY"]
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♪ And now the end is near ♪
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♪ And so I face the final curtain ♪
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♪ My friend, I'll say it clear ♪
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♪ I'll state my case
Of which I'm certain ♪
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♪ I've lived a life that's full ♪
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♪ I've traveled each and every highway ♪
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♪ And more, much more than this ♪
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♪ I did it my way ♪
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♪ I've loved, I've laughed and cried ♪
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♪ I've had my fill, my share of losing ♪
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♪ And now, as tears subside ♪
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♪ I find it all so amusing ♪
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♪ To think I did all that ♪
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♪ And may I say
Not in a shy way ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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♪ Oh, no... ♪
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[SOBS]
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[SNIFFLES]
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Gonzo? Are you okay, Gonzo?
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It's just a song.
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I know. It's not the song.
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I just don't wanna go.
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Yeah, but you're gonna go out
and make movies.
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I wanna go there.
I just don't wanna leave here.
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You had a choice to make, Gonzo.
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And you made it, and it was a good choice.
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I know.
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Well, I don't like long goodbyes,
Gonzo, so, uh...
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-Take care of yourself, Gonzo.
-You, too.
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Well, we've had a little change of plans.
I think we'd better just take a break.
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[CLUCKING]
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[GROANS]
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[CLUCKING TO MELODY OF "I'M GONNA
WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR"]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Well, he's actually gone.
Will we ever forget him?
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-Who?
-You know, uh, what's-his-name.
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So, chief, did you find
a replacement for Gonzo?
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A replacement? Gee, how could you possibly
replace somebody like Gonzo?
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Easy. I know someone
who'd probably be perfect.
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-You do?
-Sure, he's the best friend of my uncle.
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The best friend of the man
who owns this theater?
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The best friend of the man
you owe three months back rent to.
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-Uh, sounds very talented.
-Mm-hm.
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What's his name?
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Trevor the Gross!
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Ta-da!
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-When do I start?
-Uh, well, probably right away, Trevor.
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Come on.
We'll clean out Gonzo's dressing room.
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Uh, fine,
but you'll probably need shovels.
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Probably need shovels!
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[SIGHS]
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My whole life is passing before my eyes.
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[MUPPET SPORTS THEME PLAYS]
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This is Louis Kazzager with Muppet Sports.
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And we've got a dandy today:
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The marathon tree-staring contest.
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For more than 87 hours,
Klaus Mueller of West Paraguay
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has been trying to outstare that tree.
244
00:15:55,830 --> 00:16:01,086
It's the classic confrontation.
Man against wood.
245
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,965
Wait a minute.
246
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:11,388
Yes, the tree is beginning to crack.
247
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,768
Mueller moves in for the kill!
248
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,982
And it's all over.
Mueller has outstared the tree!
249
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:28,822
Our congratulations, Klaus.
You just won the $10,000 prize.
250
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,282
Oh, muchas gracias, señor.
251
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,493
[KLAUS SCREAMING]
252
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,500
I'll personally see to it
that his widow gets the money.
253
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,211
But he wasn't married.
254
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,713
Shut up.
255
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,343
[HUMMING]
256
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,053
♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
257
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,471
[GONZO SOBBING AND LOLA GASPS]
258
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,639
Gonzo.
259
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,726
What are you doing in there?
260
00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,396
I thought you were going to Bombay, India,
to become a movie star.
261
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399
I was, but then I got this telegram.
262
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,153
"To Gonzo the Great, care of Muppet Show.
263
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:12,157
Thought we were hiring other performer
named Gonzo the Mediocre.
264
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,368
Contract canceled."
265
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,912
Gonzo, oh, don't worry. Come on.
266
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,582
I'm sure Kermit will give you
your job right back.
267
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:25,795
No, they already replaced me
with this dumb-looking bird.
268
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:31,676
They're cleaning out my dressing room.
They threw out my mildew collection.
269
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,844
[SIGHS]
270
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,262
I'll never work again.
271
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,390
No, there must be other shows
you could work on.
272
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:41,561
Oh, it's hopeless. The Great Gonzo is...
273
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,687
[KISSES]
274
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,897
...fini.
275
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,066
Oh, no. Wait.
276
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,444
Before you quit,
there's one more thing you should try.
277
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,237
What's that?
278
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,202
♪ Smile though your heart is aching ♪
279
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:02,040
♪ Smile even though it's breaking ♪
280
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:07,045
♪ Even when clouds are high in the sky ♪
281
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,757
♪ That's the time
You must keep on smiling ♪
282
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,345
♪ Smile, what's the use in crying? ♪
283
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,058
♪ You'll see your sun
Come shining through ♪
284
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:25,105
♪ If you just ♪
285
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:31,861
♪ Light up the life with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness ♪
286
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:38,410
♪ Although that tear
May look ever so near ♪
287
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,914
♪ That's the time
You must keep on trying ♪
288
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:48,336
♪ Smile, what's the use in crying? ♪
289
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,050
♪ You'll find that life
Is so worthwhile ♪
290
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,888
♪ If you just ♪
291
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,018
♪ Smile ♪
292
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:07,564
-You see?
-Yeah, thank you, Lola.
293
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,315
You feel better now?
294
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:14,154
Of course. Now I can smile my way
through the rest of my miserable life.
295
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,033
I think he missed the point.
296
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,370
Uh, well, ladies and gentlemen,
as we all know,
297
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:25,415
there is no way
we will ever replace Gonzo the Great.
298
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,625
You tell them, Kermit!
299
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,170
But that doesn't mean we won't try.
300
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,672
Yes, the man who plans
to fill Gonzo's shoes
301
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,883
is even now standing in the wings.
302
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:39,888
Later, Camilla, you cute little doll.
I gotta go on-stage now.
303
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:43,141
So here he is now, ladies and gentlemen.
Trevor the Gross!
304
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,477
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
305
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,187
Thank you, thank you.
306
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:52,567
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Trevor the Gross,
will now sing "Top Hat"
307
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,737
while tap dancing in this vat of oatmeal.
308
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,448
-That does it! All right, stop!
-What's this?
309
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,534
You can steal my job,
you can steal my girlfriend,
310
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:05,080
but you cannot have my oatmeal dance!
311
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,500
-Gonzo, will you get off the stage?
-No!
312
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,626
Good grief.
313
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:14,381
Close the curtain, close the curtain,
close the curtain!
314
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,175
Gonzo, what is this all about?
315
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:22,597
Uh, well, my film deal fell through.
But I'll accept my old position back.
316
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,724
-Yeah, but, Gonzo--
-Oh, please, Kermit.
317
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,267
Kiss, kiss, grovel, grovel.
318
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,771
Stop kissing my flipper!
Gonzo, have you no dignity?
319
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,440
Of course not.
How long have we worked together?
320
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:37,195
Uh, hi, listen,
everything's just all right.
321
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,864
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
322
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,159
Kermit, do something!
They're getting mean out there.
323
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,204
Yeah, listen, I've promised
the oatmeal act to Trevor.
324
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,749
That's right, and I won't give it up.
Love the oatmeal act.
325
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,585
-Sic him, girls!
-What? Hey, stop!
326
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,878
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
327
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,547
Wait, get off! All right!
328
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,258
-You can have the oatmeal act.
-I guess it's settled then.
329
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,510
Gonzo, you get ready.
I'll go introduce you.
330
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,388
Yippee! Ha, ha!
331
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,975
Uh, may I have your attention, please.
I'm sorry for the delay.
332
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,311
I'm happy to announce
the return engagement of Gonzo the Great.
333
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,063
-Are you ready back there?
GONZO: Okay!
334
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,650
Okay, who will sing "Top Hat"
while tap dancing in a vat of oatmeal.
335
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:19,029
Ladies and gentlemen, Gonzo the Great!
Yeah!
336
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:25,827
♪ I'm putting on my top hat ♪
337
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,413
♪ Tying up my white tie ♪
338
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,956
♪ Dusting off my-- ♪
339
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,124
[SCREAMS]
340
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,375
[OATMEAL BUBBLING]
341
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,879
Wait, wait, he sank into the oatmeal!
342
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:39,632
Don't worry, don't worry.
We've got spoons and milk and brown sugar.
343
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,552
Yeah, we're gonna eat
our way through to him.
344
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,055
Close the curtains, close the curtains!
345
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,640
What are they doing with those spoons?
346
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,559
Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
347
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,687
Hmm, I'm not surprised.
That's how they get all their acts.
348
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,733
-I got some raisins.
-Well, bring them!
349
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,736
Oh, boy. What a disaster. What a mess!
350
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,406
Gonzo, you're a mess.
I tell you, everything's gone wrong.
351
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,493
Kermit, what are you so upset about?
352
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:09,829
I thought the most important thing
would be that Gonzo is back.
353
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,748
Oh, you know, you're right, Lola.
354
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,250
Gonzo, it's nice to have you back.
355
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,795
Oh, well, let's face it.
356
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,339
I wouldn't really wanna be any place else.
357
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:23,968
That's a nice thing to say, Gonzo.
In fact...
358
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:29,391
♪ There's nowhere in the world
That I would rather be ♪
359
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,061
♪ Than with you, my love ♪
360
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,897
Aw.
361
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:43,488
♪ And there's nothing in the world
That I would rather see ♪
362
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:47,784
♪ Than your smile, my love ♪
363
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:56,167
♪ For united we stand
Divided we fall ♪
364
00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:02,298
♪ And if our backs should ever
Be against the wall ♪
365
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,552
♪ We'll be together ♪
366
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:12,225
♪ Together, you and I ♪
367
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:21,693
♪ For united we stand
Divided we fall ♪
368
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:26,448
♪ And if our backs should ever
Be against the wall ♪
369
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,367
♪ We'll be together ♪
370
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:35,540
♪ Together, you and I ♪
371
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,792
That's very good.
372
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:44,632
♪ And if the world around you
Falls apart, my love ♪
373
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:49,179
♪ I will still be here ♪
374
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:56,311
♪ And if the going gets too hard
Along the way ♪
375
00:23:56,394 --> 00:24:00,940
♪ Just you call, I'll hear ♪
376
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:08,948
♪ For united we stand
Divided we fall ♪
377
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:13,578
♪ And if our backs should ever
Be against the wall ♪
378
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,539
♪ We'll be together ♪
379
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:22,420
♪ Together, you and I ♪
380
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,256
-Okay, everybody, let's sing!
-Yeah, come on!
381
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:32,097
♪ For united we stand
Divided we fall ♪
382
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:36,851
♪ And if our backs should ever
Be against the wall ♪
383
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,896
♪ We'll be together ♪
384
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,358
♪ Together ♪
385
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:50,740
♪ You and I ♪
386
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:56,538
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
387
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:07,674
Okay, now that our weird little family
is all back together again,
388
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:09,592
I guess that wraps up another show.
389
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,971
Before we go, I wanna say thank you
to our wonderful guest star,
390
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,849
Ladies and gentlemen, Lola Falana. Yeah!
391
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,018
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]
392
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,231
Thank you. Thank you, Kermit.
393
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:28,486
It's been just wonderful being a part of
reuniting this big, wonderful family.
394
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,612
ALL:
Aw!
395
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,615
Ah! Miss Piggy,
you're standing on my foot.
396
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,410
-The wimp is back.
-Hey, don't call him a wimp.
397
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,412
He is! Lola...
398
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:40,749
Well, uh, we'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
399
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,876
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
400
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,414
Gonzo would've been perfect
for that movie he was gonna star in.
401
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:22,582
What movie was that?
402
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,627
The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek.
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