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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Shields and Yarnell.
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Fifteen seconds to curtain,
Shields and Yarnell.
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[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
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[CLICKING]
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Boy, Kermit's finally booked guest stars
weirder than we are.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our very
special guest stars, Shields and Yarnell!
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Hey, aren't we in the wrong place?
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I wish we were, but there's the frog.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Hi-ho, and welcome again
to The Muppet Show.
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Do we have a good one for you tonight.
Don't ask, of course we do.
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Tonight's guest stars are those
phenomenal artists of mime,
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Shields and Yarnell.
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Boss, bad news about the guest stars.
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What is it, Scooter?
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They're machines.
Shields and Yarnell are robots.
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-They are not.
-They are so!
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They were just moving like this.
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[MIMICS MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
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Scooter, watch out for the orchestra pit!
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Whoa!
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[CRASHING]
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Oh, boy, right into the tuba.
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Hey, Tiny, will you give a blast
on that thing?
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[TUBA PLAYS]
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Scooter, are you okay?
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Fine, boss.
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Just fine.
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Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen,
our opening number, "Take a Chance."
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I did, I did.
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Okay. "Take a Chance."
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♪ If you change your mind
I'm the first in line ♪
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♪ Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ If you need me let me know
Gonna be around ♪
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♪ If you got no place to go
When you're feeling down ♪
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♪ If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown ♪
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♪ Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no lie ♪
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♪ If you put me to the test
If you let me try ♪
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♪ Take a chance, take a chance
Take a chicka chance ♪
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♪ Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ If you need me let me know
Gonna be around ♪
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♪ If you got no place to go
When you're feeling down ♪
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♪ If you're all alone
When the pretty birds have flown ♪
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♪ Honey, I'm still free
Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Gonna do my very best
Baby, can't you see ♪
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♪ Gonna put me to the test
Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Take a chance on me ♪
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♪ Chance on me ♪
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That's what you call a wire act.
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-On this show, everything's a wire act.
-Oh?
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Sure, you keep asking,
"Wire they doing that?"
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Okay, nice number, birds, very nice.
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Hey, Kermit. Do we get paid extra
for working on the high wire?
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Uh, no.
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Cheap, cheap.
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-Kermit. Kermit.
-Yeah, Fozzie.
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Shields and Yarnell have been teaching me
the subtle art of mime.
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Mime? Uh-huh.
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Watch this. Okay, tell me what it is.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Uh, bear walking up stairs.
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Right. Okay, watch this.
Okay, tell what this is now.
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Huh? What's that? What's that?
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-Fozzie, I'm really kind of busy now.
-I'll do it again.
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Uh, bear going up escalator.
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You got it! Ah!
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Okay, now here is my biggie.
Okay, watch this.
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Oh. Ah.
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Bear walking against the wind.
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-You weren't even looking.
-I didn't have to.
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All mimes do walking against the wind.
Fozzie, you gotta be more original.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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our guest stars tonight
are masters in the art of mime.
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Here they are doing one of their
classic sketches: Robots Having Breakfast.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Shields and Yarnell!
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[CLANGING]
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-Is that their act?
-Yup.
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Well, how come they don't talk?
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Because it's mime.
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I thought you said it was theirs?
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Hey, Floyd, what am I doing?
What am I doing? Okay.
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Hey, man, I don't know
what kind of trip you're on,
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but I hope you bought a return ticket.
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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Well, it looks like
you're feeding spaghetti to an elephant.
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Yeah, right. Right! That's exactly right.
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How many mimes
have you seen doing that, huh?
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Only one.
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And he got killed doing it.
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Yeah?
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Well, come to think of it,
he wasn't a mime.
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He was just some guy who tried
to feed an elephant spaghetti.
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They hate Italian food.
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Great. That's a terrific idea
for my finish in this act.
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Okay, here, I feed the spaghetti,
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and the elephant takes my hand
with his trunk
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and then wraps it around my neck
and he takes me down...
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[YELLS]
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The brain of the bear has gone bye-bye.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hi, guys. Mind if I come in?
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Boy, you look happy.
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I'm not happy.
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I'm miserable.
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See, I gotta come up with an act
for next week's show.
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You guys know the kind of acts I do?
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That's it, that's exactly what I do.
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Listen, if you were me,
what would you recommend?
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He's gonna show me.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Mm-hm. Yes.
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Yes, okay. I think I've got it.
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Yes. This is...
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That's fantastic!
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How does he do it?
That's exactly my new act.
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Fantastic, I can see it all now.
Gonzo massaging a snake!
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Whoopee!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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-Massaging a snake?
-Massaging a snake?
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[GRUNTING]
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♪ I've been around the world ♪
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♪ Had my pick of every girl ♪
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♪ You'd think I'd be happy, but I'm not ♪
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♪ Do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪
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♪ Everybody knows my name ♪
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-Who's that?
-I don't know.
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♪ But it's just a crazy game ♪
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What's going on up there?
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♪ Oh, it's lonely at the top ♪
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♪ Do, do-do, do, do-do ♪
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♪ Do, do-do, do, do-do ♪
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♪ Listen to the band ♪
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♪ They're playing just for me ♪
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♪ Listen to the people ♪
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♪ Praying just for me ♪
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Oh, no!
Please get that monkey off my roof!
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♪ All the applause ♪
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♪ And all the parades ♪
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♪ And all the money I have made ♪
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♪ Oh, it's lonely at the top ♪
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♪ Do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪
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♪ Listen to all you fools out there ♪
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♪ Go on and love me ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ Oh, it's lonely at the top ♪
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♪ Do, do-do, do, do-do ♪
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♪ Oh, it's lonely at the top... ♪
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[YELLS]
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[HOOFBEATS]
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-Whoa! Whoa, boy.
-[HORSE NEIGHS]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Howdy, pardner.
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Well, I'll just see what
these two buckaroos want.
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What's the matter?
Never seen anyone shuffle cards before?
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Before, yes.
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Now, no.
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Bartender, get us two sarsaparillas.
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Yes, sir.
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Okay, let's play some poker.
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All right.
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[CARDS SHUFFLING]
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[COINS JINGLING]
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I call you.
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That's four kings.
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That's a pair of threes.
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-Four kings.
-Pair of threes.
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-That's four kings.
-Threes!
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-Kings!
-Threes!
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-Kings!
-Threes!
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Oh, yeah?
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He's always cheatin' me.
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Say, we don't allow
no gun fights in here, mister.
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[SCOFFS]
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[GUNSHOT]
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Have a nice fight.
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You know, he is right. It is four kings.
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On three!
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One, two, three.
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[GUNSHOT]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Poor fella.
His finger went off accidentally.
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[PLAYING MUSICAL NOTES]
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Hey, Kermit.
I'm all ready with my mime act.
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Oh, good, because you're on next.
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Yeah. Hey, I've really got
some original ones, too.
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My opening is dynamite. Watch this.
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Bear watching a tennis match
between two turtles.
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Uh... Uh, Fozzie, that's a little slow
for an opener.
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You're right. I'll switch it to giraffes.
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Uh, that's better.
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Much better.
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Well, it's better.
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Hey, hey. Then there's this classic.
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Uh-huh.
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[SHOUTS]
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Frog is shaking his head?
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Shaking his head at the classic bear
going to drive-in movie with porcupine?
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-Uh, Fozzie?
-Yes, yes.
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You see, Shields and Yarnell
have made a career out of mime.
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They worked very hard to perfect it.
If you go out...
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Oh, yeah, right.
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They'll suffer by comparison.
I understand.
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You do not want me to show up your guests.
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Tell you what, I'll lay back a little.
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No, no, no, don't do that.
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You're right, I'll give it my best shot.
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Kermit, it's a cruel business.
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Uh, it certainly is.
I'll go introduce you.
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Okay.
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Bear walking on-stage.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
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Tonight our own Fozzie Bear is making
his debut in the classic art of mime.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Fozzie Bear!
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Heya, heya, heya.
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Thank you, thank you,
and thank you, Mr. Frog.
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All right, here is my first mime.
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Picture if you will, a bear watching
a tennis match between two giraffes.
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Um... Between two turtles? Huh?
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You know, slow.
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All right.
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Uh, now, picture if you will, a bear
at a drive-in movie with a porcupine.
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Hey, what's the name of the movie
playing at the drive-in?
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Uh, I don't know. What's the point?
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You'll find out
if you're there with a porcupine.
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Uh, all right, moving right along.
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As you all know, elephants hate spaghetti.
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So with that in mind,
picture if you will...
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Wait a minute, Italian elephants
don't hate spaghetti. They love it.
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This is not an Italian elephant.
This one hates spaghetti.
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Do you mind?
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See? See?
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Then he's got me by the throat! Aah!
And then he's trying to kill me...
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He might as well.
You've been dying all night.
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It'll put you out of your misery.
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It'll put us out of ours, too.
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See, he's got... He's... He's...
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[AUDIENCE BOOING]
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Wait, you don't... This is art. Please...
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[BOOING CONTINUES]
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Picture if you will,
a bear crawling off-stage.
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I don't understand him.
258
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,216
Why doesn't he do something clever
259
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like walking up stairs
or walking against the wind?
260
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No way, the bear's got no imagination.
261
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Okay, well,
so far we have certainly proved
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that our very special guest stars
are masters of the art of mime.
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Here they are now to show you
they do everything else good, too.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Shields and Yarnell!
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[BAND PLAYING CIRCUS MUSIC]
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♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh ♪
267
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♪ Don't you know
Everyone wants to laugh? ♪
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♪ My dad said, "Be an actor, my son ♪
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♪ But be a comical one" ♪
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Okay, you want comedy? You got it!
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It's animal impression time.
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Do I hear any requests?
273
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How about a gorilla?
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A gorilla, terrific.
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[LAUGHS]
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That's magnificent.
Hey, the guy's a genius!
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Do I hear another one?
278
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,245
Uh, yeah. A lizard.
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A lizard.
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Amazing, he looks just like Uncle Harry.
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How about one more suggestion?
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Would you consider a chicken?
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Give this guy the Nobel Prize!
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♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em scream ♪
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♪ Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam ♪
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♪ You start off by pretending
You're a dancer with grace ♪
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♪ You wiggle till they're giggling
All over the place ♪
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♪ And then you get a great big custard
Pie in the face ♪
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♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh ♪
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[TAPPING]
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♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em... ♪
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Wait a minute, one last mime.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Feeding Spaghetti to an Elephant.
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Hold it, hold it. Police, hold it.
This man stole my biggie.
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Oh, no, he didn't.
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♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh
Make 'em... ♪
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That just about wraps up
another version of The Muppet Show.
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But before we go,
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let us have a warm thank-you
for our very special guest stars,
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ladies and gentlemen,
the wonderful Shields and Yarnell! Yay!
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Kermit, we had an incredible time tonight.
302
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Yeah, we did.
And we want to thank Fozzie Bear
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for giving us that classic sketch,
Feeding Spaghetti to an Elephant.
304
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:21,312
That's okay, I figured you needed
some quality material in your act.
305
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,023
We do, huh?
306
00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:26,901
And thanks for showing me
that chicken trick. It really works.
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Anytime.
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-Come on, girls.
-What?
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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Hey, Gonzo. It looks like
you've been really busy.
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Well, my coop runneth over.
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We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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Just when you think this show is terrible,
something wonderful happens.
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-What?
-It ends.
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