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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Roy and Dale.
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Thank you, Scooter.
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Hey, Scooter,
what's this target doing here?
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Oh, well, we thought
you'd feel more at home on the range.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODING]
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest stars,
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Are these seats taken?
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BOTH:
No! Take them! Ha-ha-ha.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[NEIGHS]
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Yahoo and howdy,
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and welcome to The Muppet Cowboy Show,
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with tonight's stars,
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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It's not only my hat that's a tribute
to the wild, woolly West.
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There's also my wild, woolly vest.
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Are those your jokes?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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Well, get them off my land
before you scare the horses.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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We're just about to do the opening number.
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Ahem. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
the opening number.
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[BAND PLAYING TRANQUIL COUNTRY MUSIC]
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♪ Blue skies
Smilin' at me ♪
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♪ Nothin' but blue skies
Do I see ♪
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-♪ Bluebirds ♪
-♪ Singin' a song ♪
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-♪ Nothin' but bluebirds ♪
-♪ All day long ♪
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-♪ Never saw the sun ♪
-♪ Shinin' so bright ♪
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-♪ Never saw things ♪
-♪ Goin' so right ♪
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♪ Noticin' the days hurryin' by ♪
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♪ When you're in love
My, how they fly ♪
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-♪ Blue ♪
-♪ Days ♪
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-♪ All of them ♪
-♪ Gone ♪
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-♪ Gone ♪
-♪ Gone ♪
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-♪ Nothin' but ♪
-♪ Blue ♪
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-♪ Skies ♪
-♪ From ♪
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-♪ Now ♪
-♪ On ♪
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[ALL SCATTING]
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[ALL SCATTING IN ROUND]
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ALL: ♪ Blue days
All of them gone ♪
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♪ Nothin' but blue skies
From now on ♪
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♪ And on and blue skies ♪
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♪ From now ♪
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[ALL SCATTING IN UNISON]
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How'd you like that song
by those prairie dogs?
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There's a number I could "gopher."
Ha-ha-ha.
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-Gopher!
-Gopher!
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Prairie dog!
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Okay, nice number, prairie dogs.
Nice number.
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I liked what I saw,
and I liked what I heard.
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Well, speaking of herd, boss,
look what just showed up.
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Hey, who's responsible
for these crummy cows?
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Some fella by the name of Rogers
ordered them, shorty.
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Ah. Rogers, Roy. Heh, yeah, well, uh...
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Uh, the little darlings
are always welcome.
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Roy said he wanted something special
for the closing number.
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Oh. Speaking of that,
I have to introduce his opening number.
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Oh, yeah.
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FOZZIE: Uh, Kermit?
-What?
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Uh, what the...?
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What are these cows here for?
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Well, they're apparently
for Roy and Dale's closing number.
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[FOZZIE SNICKERS]
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Did he...? Uh...
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Say, what are they singing,
uh, "Catch a Falling Steer"?
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Ah!
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Or "If Heifer I Should Leave You"?
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-Ah!
-No, no, no.
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-Ha-ha-ha.
-Stop, stop, stop.
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I can take the cows
but not the cow jokes. Whew.
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What about, uh, "Moooon River"?
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[FOZZIE LAUGHING & COWS MOOING]
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Okay, well, it's not often
that things get any better around here.
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Brace yourselves for things
to get grand right now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here he is,
the King of the Cowboys,
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Roy Rogers!
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This is a story about one of the roughest,
toughest, meanest bucking horses
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that ever jumped out of a chute,
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by the name of Old Sky Ball Paint.
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♪ Old Sky Ball Paint was a devil's saint
His eyes were a fiery red ♪
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♪ Good men have tried this horse to ride
But shucks, all of them are dead ♪
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♪ I won't brag, but, boy, I rode that nag
Till his blood began to boil ♪
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♪ Then I hit the ground and ate 3 pound
Of good old Texas soil ♪
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♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo
Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo
Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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[YODELING]
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♪ I swore by heck I'd break his neck
For the jolt he gave my pride ♪
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♪ I threw my noose on an old cayuse
And once more took a ride ♪
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♪ He turned around and soon I found
His head where his tail should be ♪
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♪ I says, says I, perhaps he's shy
Or he just don't care for me ♪
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♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo
Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo
Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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[ROY YODELING]
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♪ In town one day I chanced to stray
Upon old Sheriff Jim ♪
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♪ For a hoot and a holler
And a counterfeit dollar ♪
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♪ I sold that nag to him ♪
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♪ But when he plants the seat of his pants
In Sky Ball's leather chair ♪
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♪ I'll bet four bits when Sky Ball quits
Old Jim will not be there ♪
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♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo
Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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ALL:
♪ Singin' hi-ho whoopee tye-yo ♪
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♪ Ride him high and down you go ♪
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♪ Sons of the Western soil ♪
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[YODELING]
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ALL:
♪ Sons of the western soil ♪
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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That Roy Rogers is one good singer.
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Yep, but if he does
any of those rope tricks, I'm leaving.
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[BOTH YELLING]
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Bye.
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[LAUGHS]
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Move it out, bossy, move it out.
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Hey, Link, what are you doing
hanging out backstage?
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Those nasty cowboys threw me out
of my dressing room.
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No kidding.
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They just barged in.
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Well, tell them to move it out.
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Get tough with them, Linky babe.
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I tried.
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Howdy, sports fans, and welcome
to The Wild World of Muppet Sports.
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And you're just in time
for the deciding throw
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in the horseshoe pitch.
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As usual, I'm here on the spot.
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[HORSE NEIGHS & LOUIS YELLS]
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Oh... Ha, ha.
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I forgot to take the horseshoes
off the horse.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, am I stupid. Oh, ha, ha.
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Let's put this show out of its misery.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
not only is the King of Cowboys with us,
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but his lady is with us too.
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Here she is, Miss Dale Evans.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC]
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Now, we're rehearsed, aren't we?
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Okay, do you think you can remember
where to come in?
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You can. Of course you can.
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Come in on the beat of the music,
clapping with me.
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[BABBLES]
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Okay, let's begin.
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All right.
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♪ The stars at night are big and bright ♪
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ALL [OUT OF SYNC]:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ The prairie sky is wide and high ♪
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ALL:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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Well, you're not exactly
the Sons of the Pioneers,
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but you get the rhythm.
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♪ The sage in bloom is like perfume ♪
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ALL:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ It reminds me of the one I love ♪
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[DALE & KIDS CLAPPING]
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ALL:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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You know, children, that's just great.
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Let's do this again,
but let's change it, okay?
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Suppose instead of clapping,
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we make a sound
like what I'm singing about.
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You think you can do that?
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We'll start first with a coyote.
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What's a coyote?
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Well, kind of like a dog.
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You'll hear it. Listen real carefully.
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♪ The coyotes wail along the trail ♪
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[KIDS HOWLING]
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ The horses all neigh
And they munch their hay ♪
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[KIDS NEIGHING & SNORTING]
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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Listen.
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♪ The cowboys cry
"Kai-yippee-yippee-yai!" ♪
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[KIDS YIPPING]
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DALE:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ The dogies bawl and bawl and bawl ♪
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[KIDS BAWLING]
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Oh! I didn't mean you to bawl, dear.
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Oh, honey, no. No, no, like this:
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[BLEATS]
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Like that.
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No, no, okay.
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Aw, you're so cute.
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Honestly, I'd just love
to adopt every one of you
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and take you home with me to Texas.
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What's a Texas?
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What's a Texas? Well!
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-♪ Deep in the heart ♪
KIDS: ♪ Deep in the heart ♪
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-♪ Deep in the heart ♪
KIDS: ♪ Deep in the heart ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC]
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You know, Tex, I love the life out here.
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Oh, yeah, I love the desert
and I love the mountains.
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Mm. Yep.
But most of all, I love these horses.
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[COWS MOOING]
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BOTH: ♪ A four-legged friend
A four-legged friend ♪
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♪ He'll never let you down
Let you down ♪
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♪ He's honest and faithful
Right up to the end ♪
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♪ That wonderful one-, two-, three-
Four-legged friend ♪
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-Whoa. Whoa, back.
-Whoop.
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-Whoop.
-Whoa there.
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You know, I thought we'd be there by now.
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Yeah, but remember,
we had to stop and water these horses.
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That's right.
Then we had to stop and milk them.
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[COWS MOOING]
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Something about this life
don't seem right.
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Whoa, whoa, easy.
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BOTH: ♪ A four-legged friend
A four-legged friend ♪
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♪ He'll never let you down
Let you down ♪
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♪ He's honest and faithful
Right up to the end ♪
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♪ That wonderful one-, two-, three-
Four-legged friend ♪
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-Whoop.
-Hold up. Easy, boy.
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Hey, look at this, trick riding!
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Yep, say, that's pretty good.
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How about this?
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Speak, bossy.
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[COW MOOS]
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We'd be lost without these horses.
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Oh, I'll say, we would.
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I wonder why they call us "cowboys."
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BOTH: ♪ A four-legged friend
A four-legged friend ♪
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♪ He'll never let you down
Let you down ♪
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♪ He's honest and faithful
Right up to the end ♪
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♪ That wonderful one-, two-, three-,
Four-legged friend ♪
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Hey, bossy, come on.
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Hey!
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NARRATOR:
And now, ridding the world of evil,
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here comes Bear on Patrol.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Sheriff, sheriff, sheriff!
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Oh, no. Sheriff, sheriff.
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Bullets Barker is back in town,
and he is a-gunning for you.
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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-No!
-Yes!
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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You know, I have some sick leave coming.
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I think I might just, um--
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[GUNFIRE]
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BULLETS:
Sheriff, this here's Bullets Barker.
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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BULLETS:
I'm a-gonna count to three.
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If you're not out by then,
I'm a-coming in to...
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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...get you.
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-Oh, hide in the closet!
BULLETS: One!
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-No, not the closet. Over here!
BULLETS: Two!
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FOZZIE: No, the desk! Under the desk!
BULLETS: Three!
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-Hi!
-All right.
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Where is he?
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Uh... Uh, outside. Can't miss him.
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I don't plan to...
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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...miss him.
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[FOZZIE YELLS]
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Fwoo.
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Oh, that was, fwoo, very, very good.
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Very good. Terrific.
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Oh, boy. Uh...
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Well, lookit,
I think I'm-a just gonna sit down here
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and wait till the sheriff comes...
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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...back.
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-Would you like some tea? Milk? Cookies?
-Shut up.
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Yes, sir. Yes, thank you, sir, yes.
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Ah. Looks like he left his gun here.
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Huh. He never goes anyplace
without his gun.
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-What?
-Huh! Oh!
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I'm so sorry, sir, I--
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What was that?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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So he must still be...
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[BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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...here.
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Uh, no, no.
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Uh, he is not here.
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-I should've knowed it.
-Huh?
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-Open that door.
-Yes, sir.
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BULLETS:
I'm coming in to get you, sheriff.
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Aha! I did it! I did it! Sir, he's gone.
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I did it. He's up there.
He's locked up and it's okay. Come on.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Who cares about that?
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If I can't use this hand anymore,
my sheriff days are over.
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-Hand me my piece.
-Yes, sir.
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Not that one.
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Aha. I haven't lost it.
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I'm still the fastest stamp in the West.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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♪ Froggie went a-courtin'
And he did ride ♪
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♪ A sword and a pistol
By his side ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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-♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
-♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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Hey, Roy, you know, it sure is nice
having you and Dale with us.
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We're having a great time, Kermit.
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You don't think our show
is a little weird?
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Well, it is a little weird,
but we're still having a great time.
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Oh, good.
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There's something
I've always wanted to ask you.
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I know you've made a lot of films.
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A hundred and eighty-nine.
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Wow.
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-You know, I've only made one.
-One?
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Yeah, 188 to go.
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In any of those films,
did you ever play a bad guy?
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No, I never did.
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How come? Didn't think you'd look good
wearing a black hat?
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No, the main reason is
the bad guy never gets to sing.
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Ah. That's right, they never do.
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Can you imagine a bad guy
stopping a stagecoach,
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tying up the passengers,
taking all their money, and then singing:
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♪ Happy trails to you ♪
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Yeah. You know something else?
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I can't imagine under any circumstances
a bad guy yodeling.
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You do a lot of yodeling, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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In fact, I invented some of the yodels
I do in my songs.
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-No kidding.
-Mm-hm.
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Somebody told me the only reason you yodel
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is because you forgot the words
of the song.
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You don't know how right they were.
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But who told you that?
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Uh, some guy in a black hat.
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But I agree,
yodeling does look like it's fun.
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Could you show me how to do it?
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-Sure. It's easy.
-Yeah?
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-Just repeat after me.
-Yeah.
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♪ Lo-oo ♪
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♪ Lo-oo ♪
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♪ Layee-oh-oo ♪
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♪ Layee-oh-oo ♪
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♪ Layee-oh-oo ♪
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♪ Layee-oh-oo ♪
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[YODELING RAPIDLY]
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Uh, well, I'll see you later, Roy.
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Where you going?
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I'm going to buy a black hat.
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Whoa, back. Ho, boy, ho. Hyah. Ho, ho.
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ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
And now, out of Chute Number 3...
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SLIM:
Ho, boy. Ho.
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ANNOUNCER:
Chute Number 3,
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Slim Wilson riding Old Sky Ball Paint.
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Ho. Ho, boy.
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ANNOUNCER:
Go get them, Slim.
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Yahoo!
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Okay, pardner, I wanna see you dance.
Now, dance!
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Dance! Dance!
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Why, that's beautiful.
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You think I can dance like that?
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Well, of course.
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Oh! Oh, my foot!
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Ow! Oh!
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But seriously,
you cows are an "udder" delight.
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[FOZZIE & COWS LAUGH]
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I mean, you don't know the "hoof" of it.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Hey, Kermit, Kermit.
This bunch of cows loves me. I'm a hit.
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Uh, not bunch, herd.
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00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,803
-Uh, heard of what?
-Herd of cows.
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Sure, I heard of cows!
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[FOZZIE & COWS LAUGH]
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00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,558
No, I means the cows' herd.
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Of course they heard.
I was talking right to them.
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[FOZZIE & COWS LAUGH]
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Oh, these are my people.
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But right now, they're needed on-stage
for the final production number.
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But... But...
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Round them up, move them out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!
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-Come on, get a move on.
-Get along, little dogies, move it.
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Move it out, move it.
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00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,373
But wait a minute. I was having fun...
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Well, that's one of the things
you had to watch out for in the Old West.
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-What's that?
-Audience rustlers.
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Okay. Once again, ladies and gentlemen,
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
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[BAND PLAYING TRANQUIL COUNTRY MUSIC]
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-♪ There is something about the West ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh ♪
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-♪ Puts your heart and your soul to rest ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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-♪ Makes you feel you're really blessed ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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ALL:
♪ Hazy mountains ♪
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-♪ There's a ceiling of blue above ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh ♪
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-♪ And the trees peaceful as a dove ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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-♪ It's no wonder that people love ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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ALL:
♪ Hazy mountains ♪
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-♪ When evenin' chores are over ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ooh ♪
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00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:10,080
-♪ At our ranch house on the plain ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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-♪ And all I've got to do ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:18,129
-♪ Is lay around ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:26,012
-♪ I saddle up my pony ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:31,351
-♪ And ride off down the trail ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪
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00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:35,563
-♪ To watch the desert sun ♪
-♪ Ah ♪
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-♪ Go down ♪
-♪ Ah ♪
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ALL:
♪ Ridin' down the canyon ♪
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♪ To watch the sun go down ♪
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♪ A picture
That no artist e'er could paint ♪
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[PLAYING UPBEAT RANCHERA MUSIC]
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[BOTH SINGING IN SPANISH]
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[ALL YIPPING AND HOWLING]
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Yippee!
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00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:15,854
Who do you think you are, Gene Autry?
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[BOTH SINGING IN SPANISH]
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Hoy, hoy!
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[SPEAKING IN MOCK SPANISH]
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Whoop! Whoop!
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Hoy, hoy!
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00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:33,621
[SPEAKING IN MOCK SPANISH]
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[PLAYING MELLOW COUNTRY MUSIC]
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BOTH:
♪ See them tumbling down ♪
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00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:53,975
♪ Pledging their love to the ground ♪
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00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:59,939
♪ Lonely but free I'll be found ♪
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00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:04,861
ALL: ♪ Drifting along
With the tumbling tumbleweed ♪
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00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:10,784
♪ Happy trails to you ♪
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00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:15,455
♪ Until we meet again ♪
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00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:20,627
♪ Happy trails to you ♪
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00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:26,132
♪ Keep smiling until then ♪
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00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:30,887
♪ Who cares about the clouds
If we're together? ♪
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00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:35,975
♪ Just sing a song
And bring the sunny weather ♪
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00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:41,272
ALL:
♪ Happy trails to you ♪
437
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:48,363
♪ Till we meet again ♪
438
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:08,550
Okay, well, buckaroos, we've come
to the part where we have to say goodbye.
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00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,843
I really hate to do it,
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00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,470
because sitting around the campfire
with us tonight
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00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,222
have been two of America's legends.
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00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,474
Ladies and gentlemen,
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans!
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00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,059
[KERMIT CHEERS]
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00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,442
Kermit, we've had a wonderful time.
445
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:26,860
Oh, I'm glad.
446
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,696
Roy, at this point,
I usually say good night to everybody,
447
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,574
but tonight I'd appreciate it
if you said it your way.
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00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,950
Well, I'd be glad to.
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00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,828
Until we meet again
on the screen or in person,
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00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,831
goodbye, good luck, and may
the good Lord take a liking to you.
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00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,083
That's it.
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00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,252
[ALL CHATTERING]
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00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,421
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,207
Moo.
455
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,000
No, boo!
456
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,126
Boo!
457
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,252
Hooray!
458
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,712
Hooray!
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