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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Harry Belafonte.
Thirty seconds to curtain, Mr. Belafonte.
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Thank you, Scooter.
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Say, is everything all right?
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Oh, yeah, everything's okay.
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Except I haven't even done the show yet
and somebody's started to put me down.
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No. What do you mean?
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Just now I heard somebody
outside my door say,
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"Don't go inside that dressing room.
Crazy Harry's in there."
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Oh, ha, ha. They didn't mean you.
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You see, Crazy Harry's a Mup--
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Crazy Harry?
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[HARRY LAUGHING]
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Harry Belafonte.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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I've seen enough. Let's leave.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HONKS]
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[BUZZING]
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Uh, "thank you, thank you."
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Fozzie, this is not going to work.
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FOZZIE:
Just read off the page, frog.
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Uh...
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"Leggies and genglefins..."
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-"Leggies and genglefins?"
-Let's see.
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It says "leggies and genglefins."
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All right. So my typing is bad.
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"Leggies and genglefins,
welcun again tie The Mupple Shocks.
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My name is Kermit the Forg."
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"The Forg"?
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FOZZIE:
Come on, pick up the pace. Here we go.
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"And our spegial guest stap
is the amazing Hapry Bela..."
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That's Harry Belafonte, folks.
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Kermit, your timing must be off.
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You should be getting big laughs
with that stuff.
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Harry Belafonte.
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♪ Day-o ♪
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♪ Day-o ♪
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[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Day ♪
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♪ Me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o ♪
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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That was beautiful.
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Thank you, but I'm not finished yet.
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Oh, yeah, but boy, that was terrific.
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I bet you must have sang that song
a bunch of times on TV, huh?
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No, as a matter of fact,
this is the first time.
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This here on The Muppet Show
is the very first time you sang this...?
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-Very first time. It's very special to me.
-Oh.
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You bet it is, and to us too.
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I'll tell you what.
We're gonna do it up perfect.
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Hey, pigs. Pigs, come on in.
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This is your pig chorus.
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I'll take care of everything else.
Don't worry. This is gonna be great.
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Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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♪ Work all night on a drink of rum ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Stack banana till the morning come ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Come, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana ♪
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ALL:
Daylight come and me wanna go home
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♪ Come-- ♪
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Excuse me. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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What is a tallyman?
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-What is what?
-A tallyman.
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You sang "tallyman." What's that?
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Well... Well, he's the boss.
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The tallyman is the guy who counts
the bananas as they go into the ship.
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Without him, there's no work.
He's a very important man.
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-Ah. Could I be a tallyman?
-Sure.
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Oh, yeah? Well, terrific.
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Okay, here I am, the tallyman,
or the tallybear. Ah.
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Okay, we got the tallybear, the boat,
the chorus with the pigs and the parrot...
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Okay, keep singing.
This is gonna be great.
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-You sure we have everything?
-Sure.
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-How about the bananas?
-The what?
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Bananas. We need bananas.
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It's "The Banana Boat Song."
We have to have bananas.
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Good thinking.
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-I got just the man. Beauregard!
BEAUREGARD: Yes?
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Come here. You got a job.
Get bananas for this song.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Go ahead. This is just gonna be great.
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He's gonna get the bananas?
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He's gonna get the bananas,
and the song's gonna be wonderful.
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Are you sure?
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Trust me.
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That's what you said the last time.
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♪ Come, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Come Mr. Tallyman... ♪
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Those are onions. Get bananas.
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Lift six and seven
And eight and bunch ♪
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Six and seven and... ♪
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I don't even know what those are.
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Bananas. They're yellow.
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Go. Get the bananas.
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Keep singing.
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♪ Me say day-o ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Day ♪
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♪ Me say day-o ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna... ♪
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Stop that. Beauregard! They're pineapples.
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What are you doing? Pineapples?
Don't you know what bananas are?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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♪ Hide the deadly black tarantula ♪
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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No, no, no.
I don't work with the deadly tarantula.
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-Call my--
-Fellas, please.
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Wait, wait, wait. Fellas, please.
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Oh, come on. Wait a minute, please.
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Look, don't worry about the tarantula.
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Don't worry about the pineapples
and the onions.
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This is the first time
I'm doing this song on television.
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I'd like to get it right.
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I'd like it to look good
for all the people.
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Come on. Help me out.
Let's pull together, okay?
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-Okay, right, yeah.
-Okay.
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-Everybody ready? Okay?
-Okay.
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Just watch me, okay? It'll work.
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You really think it'll work?
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Trust me.
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♪ I lift six and seven
And eight and bunch ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Six and seven and eight and bunch ♪
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Come, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Come, Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Day-o ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Day-o ♪
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♪ Day-o ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Day-o ♪
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♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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♪ Day ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Day ♪
FOZZIE: ♪ Day ♪
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Once again, please.
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♪ Day ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Day ♪
FOZZIE: ♪ Day! ♪
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Can we do it all together?
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-Yes, sir, I'm sorry.
-Here we go.
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♪ Day ♪
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CHORUS: ♪ Day ♪
FOZZIE: ♪ Day ♪
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All right.
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♪ Me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o ♪
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CHORUS [OUT OF SYNC]:
♪ Me say day, me say day, me say day... ♪
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-How many is that?
-Seven of them, I think.
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-♪ Me say day-o ♪
-♪ Day-o ♪
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[HARRY GRUNTS]
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ALL:
♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home ♪
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That "Banana Boat" is a wonderful number.
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Yeah, and look what they did to it.
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[STATLER CHUCKLES]
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I have a good mind to go home.
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If you had a good mind,
you wouldn't be here in the first place.
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-Okay, nice number, nice number.
-We got crackers in the kitchen.
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Hey, Kermit,
I always thought these was peaches.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, watch out, Kermit.
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Beauregard, watch out. Uh, let's see.
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Where was I here?
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Rowlf and Lew Zealand on-stage
for the musical moment.
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That's it, the musical moment, yeah.
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Fozzie, what are you doing
with this typewriter on my table?
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Kermit, I am writing the script
for this week's show.
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But what makes you think
the show needs a script?
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Oh, Kermit, come on.
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Every show has a script.
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Yeah, that way you leave nothing
to chance.
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Hey, guys, guys, hey, hey, hey.
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Here is the musical moment for this week.
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Uh, "Curtains open.
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Lew Zealand and Rowlf do something funny.
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-Curtains close."
-Close.
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Go get them!
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You leave nothing to chance, huh?
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Trust me.
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Do you know "Tea for Two"?
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"Tea for Two"? I know it backwards.
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Oh, good, because that's the way
we wanna hear it.
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Good, because that's the way
I'm gonna sing it.
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[PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ Owt rof aet ♪
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♪ And aet rof owt ♪
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♪ Uoy rof em ♪
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♪ And em rof uoy ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Ees uoy tnac ♪
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♪ Ew yppah woh eb dlouw ♪
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Ha, ha. Much very you thank.
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Oh. Mine was pleasure the.
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NARRATOR:
Now time once again for
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[IN ECHOING VOICE]
Pigs in Space.
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[PIGGY SLURPING]
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Ah.
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What's old stupid doing?
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I'm not doing a thing.
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Well, he answers when called. Ahem.
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Not you, stupid, dear,
the stupid on the end.
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Ah, yes, I'm perfecting my dissolve-atron.
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Ooh, what is that? What does it do?
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It does this.
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[HOGTHROB GASPS & STRANGEPORK CHUCKLES]
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And it does this.
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[STRANGEPORK CHUCKLING]
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What?
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-Mm.
-Hey, you!
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What a wonderful trick.
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Do that again.
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-Hmm?
-Ah.
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It's very simple, Link.
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You see, this ray dissolves anything
I point it at.
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-Why don't you watch it? Don't do that!
-Aah! No!
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There. And then
it will undissolve you thusly.
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Ha, ha. And there you are.
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[IN HOGTHROB'S VOICE]
Exactly as we were before.
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[STAMMERS]
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[IN PIGGY'S VOICE]
Huh. Maybe not exactly.
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This is terrible.
I can't live my life being you.
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Heh! You think you got troubles.
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Well, of course,
I am kind of cute this way.
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Hey, watch it, watch it.
Don't you dare touch you!
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Strangepork, this is all your fault.
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Yeah. What do you have to say
for yourself?
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[IN JANICE'S VOICE]
Ew. This is a bummer. I mean, really.
246
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[IN STRANGEPORK'S VOICE] Ah, something
has gone wrong with my dissolve-atron.
247
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Oh, this is not my scene.
248
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:59,070
Oh, Kermie! Kermie! Help!
Where are you, Kermie? Kermie!
249
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH IN CHEF'S VOICE]
250
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...Pigs in Space.
251
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-Oh, Kermie!
-[IN KERMIT'S VOICE] That does it.
252
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The sketch is canceled. Kill the lights!
253
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Strike the scenery! Curtain!
254
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[MELLOW JAZZ]
255
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[BEE BUZZING]
256
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[SCAT SINGING]
257
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[PERSISTENT BUZZING]
258
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[BUZZING FROM SAXOPHONE]
259
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[BUZZING CONTINUES]
260
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[BUZZING FROM SAXOPHONE]
261
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[SAXOPHONE PLAYS OUT OF TUNE]
262
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[HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING]
263
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[BUZZING STOPS]
264
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[PLAYS BEAT]
265
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[PLAYS SAME BEAT]
266
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[LAUGHS]
267
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[LAUGHS]
268
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[YELLS]
269
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[PLAYING FRENETIC BEAT]
270
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,001
[PLAYING COMPLEMENTARY BEAT]
271
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[ANIMAL YELLS]
272
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,598
Oh, no. Oh, no.
273
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,185
Ugh. Oh, this is so embarrassing.
274
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,354
[GRUNTING]
275
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,650
I wonder if this ever happened
to Neil Simon.
276
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,194
-Oh, boy.
-Hey, Fozzie.
277
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,488
Oh! Hi. Hi, Rowlf.
278
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,614
How's it going?
279
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,492
Oh, well, gosh, I, um...
280
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,160
I, uh, um...
281
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,287
You're stuck, huh?
282
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,413
Yeah.
283
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,750
Well, listen, it happens to all writers.
284
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,043
-This does?
-Sure.
285
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,921
It's what's called "writer's block."
286
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,756
Oh, oh, oh, yes.
287
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,758
Where you can't come up
with the next line.
288
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:15,095
Yes, well, I can't come up
with the next line. Yeah.
289
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,680
-Well, maybe I can help.
-Hmm.
290
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,640
Let me see what you last wrote here.
291
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,891
[YELLS]
292
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,188
Hello, sports fans.
293
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Louis Kazagger bringing you
The Wild World of Muppet Sports.
294
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,948
You join us today for the start
of the 100-meter blindfold sprint.
295
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,369
And the finalists are on their marks.
296
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,747
And they can't see a thing.
297
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,292
Not even the starting flag.
298
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,211
So we'll try the pistol.
299
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:52,340
And there they go.
And there and there and over there.
300
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:55,135
Yes, Number 0,
ah, knocked down by Number 2.
301
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,594
He's up again.
302
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,347
Number 7 looking like a man of action.
303
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:02,892
Number 0 knocked down again,
this time by Number 6.
304
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,894
Zero off to the side, 6 is off.
305
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,732
Here comes 2 looking very far back,
but Number 7 is looking quite good.
306
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,569
I think he's found it.
I think he has found the finish mark.
307
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,321
Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen!
308
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,658
And we have a winner!
309
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,286
And we need a stretcher!
310
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:33,381
Uh, back to the regular program. Uh...
311
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,801
I think that number raises
a pertinent question.
312
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,971
-What's that?
-Why did they do it?
313
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,017
How's the writing going, Fozz?
314
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,811
Oh, boy, I didn't know
it would be that tough, Harry.
315
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,731
Well, you know. You write a lot of stuff.
316
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,360
No, not really. No, well, I write songs.
317
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:58,531
Oh, yeah, they're terrific.
How do you get ideas for all those songs?
318
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,201
They don't come easily.
You have to get inspired.
319
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,244
-Hmm.
-Like the song we're gonna do next?
320
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,414
-Mm-hm.
-I discovered that song in Africa.
321
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,458
I was in a country called Guinea.
322
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,127
I went deep into the interior
of the country,
323
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,714
and in a little village,
I met with a storyteller.
324
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:18,885
That storyteller went way back
into African tradition
325
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,137
and African mythology
326
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,516
and began to tell this story
about the fire...
327
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,768
FOZZIE: Uh-huh.
-...which means the sun,
328
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,271
and about the water and about the earth.
329
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:35,068
He pointed out that all of these things
put together turn the world around.
330
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:39,489
And that all of us are here
for a very, very short time.
331
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,574
In that time that we're here,
332
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,160
there really isn't any difference
in any of us,
333
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,706
if we were to take time out
to understand each other.
334
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:51,376
And the question is,
do I know who you are,
335
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,628
do you know who I am,
336
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,463
do we care about each other?
337
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:59,843
Because if we do,
together we can turn the world around.
338
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,012
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
339
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,310
♪ We come from the fire
Living in the fire ♪
340
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,731
♪ Go back to the fire
Turn the world around ♪
341
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,067
♪ We come from the fire ♪
342
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:19,279
♪ Go back to the fire
Turn the world around ♪
343
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,072
HARRY: ♪ We come from the fire ♪
-♪ We come...
344
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,824
-♪ Living in the fire ♪
-♪ ...from the fire ♪
345
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,077
BOTH: ♪ Go back to the fire
Turn the world around ♪
346
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,677
♪ We come from the water
Living in the water ♪
347
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:46,014
♪ Go back to the water
Turn the world around ♪
348
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,724
-♪ We come from the water ♪
CHORUS: ♪ We come... ♪
349
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,476
-♪ Living in the water ♪
-♪ ...from the water ♪
350
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,729
ALL: ♪ Go back to the water
Turn the world around ♪
351
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,356
-♪ We come from the water ♪
-♪ We come... ♪
352
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,024
-♪ Living in the water ♪
-♪ ...from the water ♪
353
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:59,277
ALL: ♪ Go back to the water
Turn the world around ♪
354
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,002
♪ We come from the mountain
Living on the mountain ♪
355
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:19,339
♪ Go back to the mountain
Turn the world around ♪
356
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,049
-♪ We come from the mountain ♪
-♪ We come... ♪
357
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,801
-♪ Living on the mountain ♪
-♪ ...from the mountain ♪
358
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,929
ALL: ♪ Go back to the mountain
Turn the world around ♪
359
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,681
-♪ We come from the mountain ♪
-♪ We come... ♪
360
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,516
-♪ Living on the mountain ♪
-♪ ... from the mountain ♪
361
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:32,602
ALL: ♪ Go back to the mountain
Turn the world around ♪
362
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,897
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
363
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,150
CHORUS:
♪ A-ha, so is life ♪
364
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:42,445
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
365
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,740
CHORUS:
♪ A-ha, so is life ♪
366
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:49,244
♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
367
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:52,497
♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
368
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,917
♪ See we one another clearly? ♪
369
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,212
♪ Do we know who we are? ♪
370
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,922
-♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
-♪ Do you know... ♪
371
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,549
-♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
-♪ ...who I am? ♪
372
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,134
-♪ See we one other clearly? ♪
-♪ Do I know... ♪
373
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,760
-♪ Do we know who we are? ♪
-♪ ...who you are? ♪
374
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,220
-♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
-♪ See we... ♪
375
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,097
-♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
-♪ ...one another clearly? ♪
376
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,807
-♪ See we one another clearly? ♪
-♪ Do we know... ♪
377
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,350
-♪ Do we know who we are? ♪
-♪ ...who we are? ♪
378
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,228
ALL:
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
379
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,898
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
380
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:21,693
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
381
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:25,822
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
382
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,101
♪ Water make the river
River wash the mountain ♪
383
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:58,313
♪ Fire make the sunlight
Turn the world around ♪
384
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:01,399
ALL: ♪ Heart is of the river
Body is the mountain ♪
385
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,736
♪ Spirit is the sunlight
Turn the world around ♪
386
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:08,031
♪ We are of the spirit
Truly of the spirit ♪
387
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,368
♪ Only can the spirit
Turn the world around ♪
388
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,746
♪ We are of the spirit
Truly of the spirit ♪
389
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:18,041
♪ Only can the spirit
Turn the world around ♪
390
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,252
♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
391
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:24,506
♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
392
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:27,676
♪ See we one another clearly? ♪
393
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,887
♪ Do we know who we are? ♪
394
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,305
♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
395
00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:34,099
♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
396
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,642
♪ See we one another clearly? ♪
397
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,227
ALL:
♪ Do we know who we are? ♪
398
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,853
♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
399
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,480
♪ Do I know who you are? ♪
400
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,065
♪ See we one another clearly? ♪
401
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,650
ALL:
♪ Do we know who we are?
402
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:46,403
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
403
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:50,031
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
404
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,659
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
405
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:56,329
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
406
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:58,957
ALL:
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
407
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,544
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
408
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,255
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
409
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,842
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
410
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,594
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
411
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,181
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
412
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:17,976
ALL:
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
413
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:21,479
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life... ♪
414
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,606
It's been such a great show
415
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,817
that we can hardly bring ourselves
to end it.
416
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,361
And we all know
who we have to thank for that.
417
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:32,365
-The scriptwriter.
-No, no, the guest star, Fozzie.
418
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:35,660
And so thank you from all of us,
Mr. Harry Belafonte!
419
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,245
CHORUS:
♪ ...so is life ♪
420
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,621
♪ Abatiwaha... ♪
421
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,374
This is the greatest group of singers
I've ever worked with.
422
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,292
To the Muppets.
423
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,626
Night, all.
424
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,796
Thank you.
See you next time on The Muppet Show!
425
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,507
ALL:
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
426
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:52,844
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
427
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,847
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
428
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,351
♪ Abatiwaha, so is life ♪
429
00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:02,020
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
430
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:05,440
♪ Abatiwaha-ha, so is life ♪
431
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:07,817
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
432
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:11,363
♪ Abatiwaha-ha, so is life ♪
433
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:14,324
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
434
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:17,369
♪ Abatiwaha-ha, so is life ♪
435
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:20,580
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
436
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:24,209
♪ Abatiwaha-ha, so is life ♪
437
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,711
♪ Whoa-ho, so is life ♪
438
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:28,380
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
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