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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Liberace? Uh, Liberace?
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Thirty seconds to curtain, Liberace.
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Thank you.
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You know, Scooter, for years,
I've had piano-shaped finger rings
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and piano-shaped swimming pools...
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Oh, I know that.
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Well, I wanna thank the Muppets
for making my life complete.
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I now have a piano-shaped house pet.
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Whoa.
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[PIANO GROWLING]
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It wants to be walked.
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[SNARLS]
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Or tuned.
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[PIANO GROWLING]
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Liberace.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ Why must they get things started? ♪
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[SPUTTERS]
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Rats.
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[HORN PLAYS FANFARE]
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Thank you, Gladys.
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ANIMAL: Food!
-Aah!
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[ANIMAL GROWLING]
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Uh, excuse me down there for a second.
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I'd like all of you
to be on your best behavior tonight
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because we have a real artist
on the show, Liberace.
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Liberace!
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-Cool it.
-Liber--! Cool it, cool it.
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-Bad.
-Ah.
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-Down. Easy. Stay.
-Down. Easy. Ah.
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Uh, okay, good. Now, listen.
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Later on, Liberace is doing
an entire concert for us,
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so I'd like some dignity on the show.
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Dignity! Dignity! Dignity!
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-Down, Animal. Down. Down.
-Down. Down.
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Floyd, maybe you better shorten
his chain tonight.
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Boss, you'd better get on-stage.
The show's started.
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Oh, sheesh!
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ANIMAL:
Dignity! Dignity!
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[CHAIR CLATTERS & KERMIT YELPS]
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Dignity, dignity.
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Thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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You're gonna have a real treat tonight
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because our very special guest star
is the one and only Liberace.
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Later on in the show, he's going to play
an entire concert for us. Uh...
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[ROWLF SCOFFS]
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Don't take it personally, Rowlf.
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Anyhow, right now
I'd like you to close your eyes
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and think of exotic Greek dancers.
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Because if you open them, you'll see this.
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[BAND PLAYING LIVELY FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday
A Monday, a Monday ♪
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♪ Is very, very good ♪
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♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Tuesday
A Tuesday, a Tuesday ♪
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♪ In fact, I wish you would ♪
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♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a Wednesday
A Thursday, a Friday ♪
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♪ A Saturday is best ♪
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[PIG CRASHES]
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♪ But never, never on a Sunday
A Sunday, a Sunday ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's my day of rest ♪
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ALL:
♪ Just name the day ♪
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♪ That you like the best ♪
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♪ Only stay away ♪
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♪ On my day of rest ♪
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♪ Oh, you can kiss me on a bleak day
A freak day, a weekday ♪
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♪ Why, you can be my guest ♪
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♪ But never, never on a Sunday
A Sunday, the one day ♪
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♪ I need a little rest ♪
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VILLAGER 1: Hey! Zorba!
VILLAGER 2: Yeah!
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VILLAGER 1: Mykonos!
VILLAGER 2: Oh!
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[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
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VILLAGER 1:
Hummus!
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Hoy! Hoy!
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VILLAGER 3: Retsina!
VILLAGER 1: Baklava!
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Hey!
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Oh, retsina!
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VILLAGER 4:
Yeah!
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VILLAGER 1:
Ho! Hey!
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[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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[PIGGY WHOOPING]
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Hey!
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[VILLAGERS WHOOPING]
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I love the bouzouki music!
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Bazooka?
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Bouzouki! Bouzouki!
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[VILLAGERS YELLING]
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Greek music.
Very appropriate for the pigs.
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The pigs are from Greece?
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The pigs are greasy.
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Okay, Piggy, you were good.
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I was great.
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Great.
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I thought we were into dignity
tonight, chief.
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Those guys left a mess out there.
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True, but the next act will take care
of the broken glass.
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What's the next act?
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Alfredo and Hildegard the Mop Dancers.
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Hildegard, you look beautiful.
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I'm Alfredo.
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-Of course.
-Great planning, chief.
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Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for--
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Check upstairs.
The dressing room with the star on it.
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What's that all about?
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Well, you see,
Liberace is planning his whole concert--
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His whole concert
around our feathered friends.
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He's auditioning birds
in his dressing room.
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Auditioning birds?
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But he hasn't seen my chicken act.
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Nellie, Camilla, get your tap shoes,
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your seltzer bottles, your bunny ears!
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Wait till Liberace sees this bird act.
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Good grief.
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Scooter, tell Swedish Chef
his percolator act is next.
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Check.
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Hey, Gladys,
where's that fried egg I ordered?
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Oh, Chef,
where's that fried egg Floyd ordered?
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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...Floyd egg.
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Yeah, great. Just give it to me.
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Oh, Swedish Chef,
on-stage for the percolator act.
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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That's it, huh?
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Afraid so, honey.
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Can I have a handful of coffee
to go with it?
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
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[SINGING IN GIBBERISH]
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♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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...percolator.
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I percolate the coffee.
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[SINGING IN GIBBERISH]
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[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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[COFFEE BUBBLING]
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[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
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[GASPS]
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What the hey?
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Wow, Dr. Bob. What's wrong with this man?
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Oh, I think he has an advanced case
of ingrown coffeepot.
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[PIGGY LAUGHS]
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Is it rare?
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Yes. Usually it's found in hedgehogs.
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In hedgehogs?
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Surely you've heard of "perc-upines"?
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[JANICE GROANS]
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On the other hand,
pigs also suffer from it.
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-Pigs?
-Haven't you heard of "pork-olators"?
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[JANICE GROANS]
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NARRATOR:
So Dr. Bob has made a house call.
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Tune in next time,
when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say:
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Dr. Bob, should we get him to a hospital?
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-No. Just keep him away from policemen.
-Why?
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He'll get a "perc-ing" ticket.
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Ha-ha-ha! "Perc-ing" ticket!
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Okay. I didn't understand that, but...
Whatever it was.
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Uh, thank you, Swedish Hospital,
uh, Veterinarian Chef.
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Well, so much for dignity.
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Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Oh, boy.
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Everybody is really excited
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about the concert Liberace's doing
with all birds.
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So I've noticed.
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-Especially Gonzo.
-You're telling me.
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I had to put a security guard
on Liberace's dressing-room door.
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I'm telling you,
he's gotta see my chickens.
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Liberace ain't using no chickens
in his concert.
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Oh. Then maybe he'll see me.
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He's only seeing birds.
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I'm a bird.
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Yeah, I'm a turkey.
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You're not a real turkey.
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Are you kidding? Have you seen my act?
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Hey, Lee,
I got this real turkey to see you.
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Here is a Muppet news flash.
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Work was started today on the remodeling
of the Muppet news studio,
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and it is said that--
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[YELLS]
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It won't be long now.
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I'm down to the ten finalists
in the bird auditions.
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[BAND PLAYING OPERA MUSIC]
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♪ I'm getting so tired
Of these comedy songs ♪
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♪ I want to sing something divine ♪
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♪ I'm sure and I'm certain to shine ♪
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♪ As a star in the opera line ♪
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♪ I simply love Wagner, Mozart
And Puccini ♪
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♪ Their music is simply tip-top ♪
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♪ From now on, Miss Piggy'll be known
As Pigganini ♪
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♪ And see if I can't get a job ♪
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♪ I want to sing in opera ♪
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♪ I've got that kind of voice ♪
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♪ I'd always sing in opera ♪
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♪ If I could have my choice ♪
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♪ Signor Caruso ♪
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♪ Told me I ought to do so ♪
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♪ That's why I want to sing in opera ♪
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♪ Sing in op-op-op-op-opera ♪
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Come in, boys.
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On three. One, two, three.
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CHORUS:
♪ She wants to sing in opera ♪
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-♪ She's got that kind of voice ♪
-♪ Ah, ah, ah! ♪
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♪ She'd love to sing in opera ♪
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-♪ If she could have her choice ♪
-♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ Signor Caruso ♪
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-♪ Told me I ought to do so ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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-♪ That's why I want to sing in opera ♪
-♪ That's why she wants to sing in opera ♪
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ALL:
♪ Sing in op-op-op-op-opera ♪
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♪ Is she going to sing?
Is she going to sing? ♪
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-♪ Is she going to sing? ♪
-♪ Opera ♪
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-♪ To sing, to sing, to sing ♪
-♪ Opera, opera, opera ♪
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-♪ To sing-- ♪
-♪ Opera, op-- ♪
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PIGGY:
All right, knock it off!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Muppets are pleased and honored
to turn over the rest of tonight's show
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to one of the world's
most amazing performers.
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Here he is in concert,
what we've all been waiting for,
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ladies and gentlemen, Liberace!
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[PLAYING UPBEAT WALTZ]
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I can't tell you how much fun it is
doing this show.
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Sure, it's fun doing the show.
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Mm, try watching the show
and see how much fun it is.
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I've heard about you guys,
and I'm not going to let you spoil things.
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I'm going to do something
for the first time.
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I'm going to dedicate an entire concert
to all the birds.
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I think you'll enjoy it.
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If we do, that'll be another first.
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[STATLER & WALDORF LAUGH]
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Well, listen, you guys,
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if you can't say something nice,
don't say anything.
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Well, that's one way of keeping us quiet.
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[STATLER & WALDORF LAUGH]
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Good.
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Before I get started,
I just want to explain.
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I know perhaps you'll be looking
at my fingers
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00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,130
and wondering if they're real.
249
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,926
They are real diamonds.
250
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,932
I'm glad you wanna see them,
because let's face it, you bought them.
251
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:19,229
There's enough carats here
to feed all the rabbits in the world.
252
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,439
Well, what do you think?
253
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,316
Yep, they're real, all right.
254
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,736
Well, without further ado,
255
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,615
let's begin our special concert
dedicated to all the birds.
256
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,409
I can hardly wait.
257
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,202
Thank you, little fella.
258
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,330
[PLAYING TRANQUIL JAZZ MUSIC]
259
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,149
[SEAGULLS CAWING SOFTLY]
260
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,309
[PLAYING GRACEFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC]
261
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,024
Well, do you like what you've heard
so far?
262
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,108
STATLER:
Yes!
263
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,778
-You've spoiled a perfect record.
-Mm.
264
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,530
Well, I'm pleased you like it so far.
265
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:03,782
Uh, Mr. Liberace?
266
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,909
Oh, hello, Sam. How's everything?
267
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,579
So far everything has been very cultural.
268
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,748
And that worries me, sir.
269
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,376
-Well, I thought you liked culture.
-Mm.
270
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,879
-I played the nocturne especially for you.
-Oh.
271
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,756
I dedicated it to the birds.
272
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,091
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Yes.
273
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:25,428
But I know this show,
and I have seen your work too, sir.
274
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:30,266
Because you have now played Chopin,
it follows as night follows day
275
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:35,063
that soon you will be wearing
a rhinestone tuxedo
276
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,733
and play shameless boogie-woogie.
277
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:43,822
I promise you, Sam,
I won't be doing that soon.
278
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:44,989
No?
279
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,908
I'm gonna do it right now.
280
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,036
[PLAYING LIVELY BLUES MUSIC]
281
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,603
♪ Eight-foot-two, eyes of blue ♪
282
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,522
♪ But, oh, what those eight feet can do ♪
283
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,442
♪ Has anybody seen my bird? ♪
284
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,740
♪ Tall and bright, what a sight ♪
285
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,658
♪ Feathered friends of such a height ♪
286
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:32,370
♪ Has anybody seen my bird? ♪
287
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:37,792
CHORUS:
♪ Now, if you run into an 8-foot-2 ♪
288
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,961
♪ Feathered and fine ♪
289
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,088
♪ Lovely wings, all those things ♪
290
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,049
♪ Bet your life that bird is mine ♪
291
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,343
CHORUS:
♪ Oh, could she bill, could she coo ♪
292
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,511
♪ Could she cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
293
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,015
ALL:
♪ Has anybody seen my bird? ♪
294
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,683
There he is!
295
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,477
[BIRDS CHATTERING]
296
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,201
-Take over, Rowlf.
-Oh, yeah.
297
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,994
BIRD 1:
Oh, it's Liberace!
298
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:19,250
BIRD 2:
Oh, look at that, he's dancing with you.
299
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:33,056
CHORUS:
♪ Now, if you run into an 8-foot-2 ♪
300
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,183
♪ Feathered and fine ♪
301
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:37,394
♪ Lovely wings, all those things ♪
302
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,646
♪ Bet your life that bird is mine ♪
303
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,815
ALL:
♪ Oh, could she bill, could she coo ♪
304
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,692
♪ Could she cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
305
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,985
♪ Has anybody seen my ♪
306
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,530
♪ Bet your life she's been by ♪
307
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:55,412
♪ Has anybody seen my bird? ♪
308
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,669
Well, it's been a very special show,
309
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,213
and we owe it all
to our very special guest.
310
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,048
Ladies and gentlemen, Liberace!
311
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:08,967
[CHEERS]
312
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,556
Thank you. Thank you, Kermit.
313
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,851
It's really been fun
doing a special concert for you.
314
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,103
But you didn't use my chicken act.
315
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,147
Gonzo, you didn't show Liberace
316
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,649
that awful tap-dancing chicken act,
did you?
317
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:29,529
Of course he did.
They do it in bunny ears.
318
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:32,657
I'm using it in my new Las Vegas act.
319
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,827
That's wonderful.
320
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:40,040
I've already ordered
the rhinestone bunny ears.
321
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:44,002
I don't believe this.
See you next time on The Muppet Show.
322
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:46,546
They make rhinestone bunny ears?
323
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:48,715
[ALL CHATTERING]
324
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,425
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
325
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,875
Finally, we've seen them do a good show.
326
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,170
Good. Can we please stop coming now?
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