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[KNOCKING]
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Rudolf Nureyev? Uh, Rudolf Nureyev?
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Fifteen seconds, Mr. Nureyev.
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Uh-huh.
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I knew he was too smart to show up.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our special
guest star, Mr. Rudolf Nureyev.
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Doe doe doe, doe doe-duh da ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HONKS]
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[SQUEALS]
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[SIGHS]
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Boy, Sam really has this place
looking good for Rudolf Nureyev.
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I don't mind that so much,
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but me and Robin are mad
we have to wear these formal clothes.
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You and Robin? Where's Robin?
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Oh, right here.
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It's the only hat I could find.
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Atten-hut!
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-Beg pardon?
-Line up for inspection.
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Inspection?
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Yes. We must look proper for Mr. Nureyev.
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At last, to have a man of dignity,
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a man of culture,
on this weird, sick program.
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Did you wash your flippers?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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Let's have a look.
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[YELPING]
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Will you please get off the floor?
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Will you comb your hair
and polish those shoes?
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Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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And one more thing. Your hat's too big.
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Can I introduce the show now?
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Of course. But do it with dignity.
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Uh, yes, yes.
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[SIGHS]
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To have the brilliant,
talented Rudolf Nureyev on our show.
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He's my favorite opera singer.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Hi, and welcome to The Muppet Show!
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You call that dignity?
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I'm sorry, Sam.
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-Ugh.
-Uh, ahem.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
it is indeed an honor...
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-Good.
-...to welcome you to The Muppet Show.
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Uh, tonight's guest star
is one of the great masters of ballet,
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Mr. Rudolf Nureyev.
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Wait. Are you sure it's ballet, not opera?
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Positive.
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Six of one, half dozen the other.
Culture is culture. Go ahead.
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Uh, ahem.
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To get things started
is Dr. Teeth and the Electric--
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What?! Dr. Teeth?!
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I know I promised you
a very cultural show, but don't worry.
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They're playing a minuet,
and they have promised to be very classy.
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May I have that in writing?
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Come on, Sam.
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-Just get off.
-Could you write that...?
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[PLAYING TRANQUIL CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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Hey. Hey, what's this bummer called again?
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"Minuet in G Major."
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Oh. They ought to send it back
to the minors.
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Heh. If I knew we were gonna do this,
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I'd have just stayed home
and sent in my suit.
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[ANIMAL GROWLS]
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FLOYD:
Animal's not gonna make it.
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I think he's gonna freak.
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[ANIMAL YELLING]
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If he goes, I go with him.
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[SCREAMING AND PLAYING ROCK BEAT]
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TEETH: It's a breakout!
FLOYD: Well!
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[ANIMAL YELLING]
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[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
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Hey, we finally stepped that tune up, man!
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-Way to go.
FLOYD: Ha-ha-ha.
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You know, the older I get,
the more I appreciate good music.
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What's that got to do
with what we just heard?
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Nothing. Just thought I'd mention it.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[ANIMAL GRUNTING AND BAND CHATTERING]
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Not very cultural, guys.
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-Not very cultural.
-That was degrading!
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-That was awful.
-Yeah.
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Mr. Nureyev must be shocked.
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Well, I doubt it.
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Well, of course he is.
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He is sensitive. He is creative.
He is artistic.
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He is not here.
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-What?
-No, no, it's okay.
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He phoned in. He's running a bit late.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Now, remember, when Mr. Nureyev arrives...
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-Mm-hm.
-...we must be dignified.
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We must be respectful.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND WHISTLING]
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Hi, you guys.
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Ah.
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I'm here.
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SAM: Not for long, you are not.
We are waiting for Mr. Nureyev.
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-Sam--
-I'll handle this.
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Get out of here, you freak!
You hippie! You weirdo! Get out!
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Move! Move! Get a haircut!
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Wow.
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Who do these punk kids think they are?
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Uh, that one thinks he's Rudolf Nureyev.
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What?
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Uh, in fact, that was Rudolf Nureyev.
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What have I done?!
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I think I'll go out
and introduce something cultural.
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[MUTTERS THEN SIGHS]
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Uh, now, in keeping with our tone
of culture and classicism,
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and to kill time while we see
if we still have a guest star,
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we proudly present the love duet
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from the third act
of The Barber of Der Fledermoose,
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uh, by Giuseppe Vagner,
or Giuseppe Wagner.
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Um, ahem.
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[STAMMERS]
Whatever.
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[BAND PLAYING DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC]
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]
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[YAWNS]
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[IN ENGLISH] You.
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]
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[SINGING IN ITALIAN]
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[PIGGY CRASHING]
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[PIGGY SCREAMING]
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[SIGHS]
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I hope Mr. Nureyev didn't see that.
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You know,
there's nothing like grand opera.
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Yup, and that was nothing like it.
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[LAUGHS]
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Mr. Nureyev, will you ever forgive me?
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Uh, he forgives you, Sam.
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-What?
-I talked to him. He isn't angry.
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He's putting on his costume
for his big ballet number.
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Oh, bless you, frog.
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-Oh, thank you for these glad tidings.
-Mm-hm.
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And what ballet, may I ask,
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is the incomparable Mr. Nureyev
going to perform?
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Uh, Swine Lake.
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Culture. Yes, culture.
Dignity at last. Cul--
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Swine Lake?!
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
in the classic ballet Swine Lake,
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a beautiful princess
has been turned into a pig
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by the wicked magician Trichinosis, ahem.
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Unfortunately, the handsome prince--
There's a handsome prince too.
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The handsome prince hasn't heard
about the change.
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Here, then,
the very princely Mr. Rudolf Nureyev.
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[BAND PLAYING MYSTERIOUS CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[BAND PLAYING TENDER CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[HONKS]
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[BAND PLAYING LIVELY CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[BAND PLAYING MELANCHOLY FOLK MUSIC]
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♪ I've got two wheels on my tricycle
And four toes on each foot ♪
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♪ I've got six days in my week
And up with this I will not put ♪
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♪ I'm a bath without a plug
And I'm a handle with no jug ♪
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♪ I'm a kiss without a hug
Unless you're near me ♪
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♪ I've got three strings on my violin
And I'm an only twin ♪
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♪ Something's missing, something's missing
Something's ♪
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♪ ...ing ♪
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♪ Now my cat has only got eight lives
He chases two blind mice ♪
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♪ On my birthday, when I get three cheers
They only cheer me twice ♪
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♪ I'm an oil well with no oil
And I'm a plant that has no soil ♪
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♪ I'm a kettle that won't boil
Unless you're near me ♪
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♪ Two and two make three when I add
"You're an orphan," says my dad ♪
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♪ Something's missing, something's missing
Something's ♪
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♪ ...ing ♪
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♪ But whenever you come close to me
My life is all complete ♪
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♪ For no longer do I have four toes
No longer two left feet ♪
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♪ I'm a playground full of swings
And I'm an eagle with his wings ♪
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♪ I'm a nightingale that sings
Because you're near me ♪
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♪ Now, my love, I beg you stay
'Cause when you stay, then I can say ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Nothing's missing, nothing's missing ♪
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♪ Nothing's missing ♪
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NARRATOR:
And now Veterinarian's Hospital.
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On this special episode,
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our quack who has gone to the dogs
will pay tribute to William Shakespeare.
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Prithee, nurse,
who be-eth our next patient?
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Why, this little piglet, sire.
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Not piglet, Hamlet.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Remember, we're doing Shakespeare.
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Hmm. Sounds more like bacon.
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Say, this patient needs a transfusion.
What's his blood type?
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Well, I think it's 2B, but I'm not sure.
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Well, make up your mind: 2B or not 2B?
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Gadzooks, they have no shame.
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Say, I'm listening
to this patient's heart.
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-Zounds!
-Zounds what?
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"Zounds" terrible.
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The frog wanted Shakespeare,
he's getting Shakespeare.
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But you're a doctor first.
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Right, doctor first, Richard II, Henry IV.
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Methinks we should take our leave.
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-Why?
-Look at the time.
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Man, the timing of the shrew.
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Are you calling me a shrew?
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If the shrew fits...
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NARRATOR: So we leave
Veterinarian's Hospital-on-Avon.
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Tune in next week,
when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
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Alas, poor pork, I knew thee well.
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"Poor pork"!
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Now, that really offended me.
I'm a student of Shakespeare.
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Huh? You were a student with Shakespeare.
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Ahem. Kermie?
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Uh, yes, Miss Piggy?
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May I speak with you about our duet?
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Uh, what?
Is there something wrong with it?
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Wrong? Why, it's wonderful!
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Oh, at last,
a mature and passionate love duet
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between me and my Kermie.
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Uh, well, you're not doing it with me.
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What?
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No, you're gonna do it
with Rudolf Nureyev.
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[THUDS]
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Coming, Rudy!
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[BONE CRACKS THEN KERMIT YELPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Uh, my uncle Kermit
can't make the next introduction.
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He's trying to get the spiked-heel marks
off his throat.
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So I guess I'll fill in.
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Here once again,
the multitalented Rudolf Nureyev!
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Uh, yeah, I know, the hat's still too big.
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Holy maracas!
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Mm, mm!
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Uh, ahem.
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Hello.
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Uh, don't you talk to strangers?
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Depends on how strange the stranger is.
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[LAUGHS]
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What a wonderful sense of humor you have.
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And you have a marvelous mind.
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And the other parts ain't bad either.
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Just think of it,
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last week, I've been dancing
with Natalia Makarova.
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Today I'm in a steam room with a lady pig.
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Oh, yes, and isn't it heaven?
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I don't think heaven is this warm.
It's more like the other place.
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Uh, well, ahem, if you're warm,
maybe you're overdressed.
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-No, I'm fine.
-Maybe I'm overdressed.
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That's it, I'm leaving.
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Oh, no, sweetie, you just got here.
Please?
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You don't understand.
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-♪ I really can't stay ♪
-♪ But, baby, it's cold outside ♪
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-♪ I've got to go away ♪
-♪ But, baby, it's cold outside ♪
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-♪ This evening has been ♪
-♪ How lucky that you dropped in ♪
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♪ So very nice ♪
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♪ I'll hold your hands
They're cold as ice ♪
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-♪ My mother will start to worry ♪
-♪ Oh, beautiful, what's your hurry? ♪
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-♪ My father will be pacing the floor ♪
-♪ Don't be such a terrible bore ♪
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♪ So... ♪
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♪ Oh, beautiful, what's the hurry? ♪
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-♪ Well, maybe just a little while more ♪
-♪ Do that and I'll unlock the door ♪
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-♪ I've got to get home ♪
-♪ Baby, you'd freeze out there ♪
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♪ Say, lend me a coat? ♪
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♪ Oh, baby,
you'll cough and you'll sneeze out there ♪
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-♪ It's really been grand ♪
-♪ Mm, oh, oh ♪
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♪ But don't you see? ♪
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♪ How can you do this thing to me? ♪
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-♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪
-♪ But, beautiful, what's so horrible? ♪
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-♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪
-♪ Oh, Rudolf! ♪
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-♪ I really can't stay ♪
-♪ Oh, baby, don't go, don't go ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪
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Oh, please, please.
Oh, Rudolf, oh, Rudolf, please, please.
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Oh, Rudolf, don't go. Come on. Please.
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[TILES CRASH]
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Ha-ha-ha. Boy, he's really good,
that Rudolf Nurey...
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Uh, Nureyey...
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I should learn to pronounce his name.
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Oh, don't bother now.
After this show, he'll probably change it.
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[PLAYING TENDER JAZZ SONG]
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[WHISPERING] You forgot your candelabra.
I'll go get it. You keep playing.
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Sounds terrific.
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Got a match? A match.
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A match for the cand-- Okay.
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Lighter! Lighter! Gonzo...
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[LIGHTER CLICKING]
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It doesn't work. It doesn't...!
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Uh, Rowlf, I think it's all taken care of.
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You're gonna have a beautiful candle
to play with.
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I like this.
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Give it time.
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Sorry about that. Gonzo!
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Rudolf, I want to tell you
how delighted we are
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to have you on our show tonight.
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00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:56,816
I'm having a great time.
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00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,318
Oh, good.
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I'm afraid your friend the eagle
isn't too pleased.
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00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,198
Oh, that's just Sam.
Don't worry about him.
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00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,407
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Mr. Nureyev, may I have your attention?
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00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,536
Yes.
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00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,082
Well... Maybe I'm not too sure.
304
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,292
Oh, I just want to apologize
305
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:20,048
for the disgusting things the frog
has forced you to do on this show.
306
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,259
-The frog did not force him.
-Hmph.
307
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,303
The frog didn't force me.
308
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,388
What?
309
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,431
No, I wanted to do them.
310
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,724
And it was fun.
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[GASPS]
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00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:36,022
I can't believe that I'm speaking
to the real Rudolf Nureyev.
313
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,274
Does that mean
you're going to throw me out again?
314
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,611
Oh, no, no, no. No, of course not.
315
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:42,821
Good.
316
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,739
There's one more number I'd like to do.
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00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,074
A-ha!
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00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,575
I should have known.
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00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:50,745
The first two for the lowbrow element,
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but for your finale,
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a brilliant interpretation
of classic ballet.
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Exactly.
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Is that a ballet costume?
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Trust me, Sam. You see...
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[BAND PLAYING LIVELY BIG-BAND MUSIC]
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♪ I am putting on my top hat ♪
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♪ Tying up my white tie ♪
328
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,399
♪ Brushing off my tails ♪
329
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:25,989
♪ I am doing up my shirt front ♪
330
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,825
♪ Putting in my shirt studs ♪
331
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♪ Polishing my nails ♪
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MUPPETS:
♪ He's stepping out of here ♪
333
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:37,334
♪ To breathe an atmosphere
That simply reeks with class ♪
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00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:43,923
♪ And we trust you will excuse his dust
When he steps on the gas ♪
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00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,220
♪ For I'll be there ♪
336
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:53,016
♪ Putting on my top hat ♪
337
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,560
♪ Tying up my white tie ♪
338
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,979
♪ Dancing in my tails ♪
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00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:28,343
ALL:
♪ For I'll be there ♪
340
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,763
♪ Putting on my top hat ♪
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00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:36,768
♪ Tying up my white tie ♪
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00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,521
♪ Dancing in my tails ♪
343
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,315
♪ Dancing in my tails ♪
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00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:47,696
♪ Dancing in my tails ♪
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Okay, so once again, we've come down
to the end of another show.
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So let us have a warm thank you
for our special guest star,
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the incomparable Rudolf Nureyev!
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[CHEERS]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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This has been
a very different experience for me.
352
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:23,356
Mr. Nureyev,
I just want you to know that I am sorry.
353
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,567
You are sorry you threw me out?
354
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:28,570
No, I'm sorry I ever let you back in.
355
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,240
This has been shocking.
356
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,368
Oh, cool it, baldy.
357
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:38,955
Okay, we'll see you all next time
on The Muppet Show!
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00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,124
[ALL CHATTERING]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
360
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,038
Now, wasn't that a cultural show?
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00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,207
[SNORING]
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