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Be patient, Hermie...
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I'll have some more pancakes
for you in a minute, poopsie.
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Goody.
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They're so yummy.
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Marilyn, would you like
some more pancakes?
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Sorry, but I have to run
and catch my bus. Bye.
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Bye-bye. Goodbye, dear.
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That's the third time this
week she's had to leave...
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without finishing her breakfast.
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Hey, Pop, why don't you
guys buy Marilyn a car?
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Now that's a good idea, Eddie.
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I've saved nearly $25
on sheets and towels...
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by going to the
January Black Sales.
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And I could probably
scrape up a few dollars...
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by returning those empty
bottles to the blood bank.
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It doesn't add up
to much, does it?
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Uh-uh.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have
an announcement to make.
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It just so happens
that I'm getting a bonus.
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A rather substantial one.
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And I would be happy to put it
into a nice little car for Marilyn.
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Herman, how wonderful of you.
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I'll go down and see
about it this afternoon, dear.
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You, buy a car?
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Now, that would be something.
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Now, I am the
head of this family...
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and I am going to buy the car.
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Hey, boss, did you get a load of
that customer that just walked in?
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Must be the circus in town.
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He's probably on his lunch
break from the freak show.
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Why don't you unload...
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the convertible on this sucker?
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That's an idea. Hey, friend.
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Hello, friend.
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Just checking the carburetor.
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Then you'll be interested
in this end, over here.
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The owner must've
been a woman...
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she left her sewing
machine in the trunk.
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Say, I can tell you know an awful
lot about automobiles, my friend.
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Thank you. Listen.
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Don't you think this car's
a little too light for you?
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I think you're right. Let's
see something a little heavier.
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Yeah, let me show
you this over here.
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This is...
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of course, a sporty convertible.
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But you don't want that, I got another
car over here I wanna show you.
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Excuse me. Yeah?
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Why wouldn't I want
a sporty convertible?
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I don't know, I just thought
a man of your type...
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wouldn't want to drive
around with his top down.
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I see, you think I'm too
levelheaded for a car like this.
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Well, you see, the
fact of the matter is...
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I'm buying this car
for my young niece.
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What a coincidence.
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This car belonged to a young
niece of an old lady in Pasadena.
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That's right. She
only drove it...
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to Four-H Club meetings
once every month.
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Then it must have had
excellent care. Sure.
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I tell you, I'd like to drive it around
the block, though, before I buy it.
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All right.
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I've got a better
idea, why don't you...
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buy it first, then you can have
pride of ownership when you drive it?
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But I want to know if the
motor's in good running condition.
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Well, I'll turn it off and
we'll take a look at it.
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Has the motor been on? Yeah.
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It's so quiet I've
hardly heard it.
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Hardly? You mean
you could hear it at all?
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Just barely.
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I guess I'll have to knock $25 off
the price so you can get a new muffler.
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How much do you
want for this car?
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Wait a minute, I
think I better find out...
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if it's available. Hey, Blinky!
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Yeah, boss.
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That call from Hollywood...
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Mr. Grant's business
manager, come through yet?
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Hollywood? Cary Grant?
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You said it, I didn't.
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Mr. Grant is due in
from Europe today...
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and his manager is
sure he wants the car.
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Sorry. Now wait a minute.
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This car is on your lot, which
means it's for sale, right?
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Right, but I already
promised it to someone else.
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And if I give you a legitimate
offer, you've gotta take it, right?
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I'm afraid he's got you, boss.
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Okay, but you
gotta meet the price.
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What is it? $900.
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Darn, darn.
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I've only got $375.
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna let you
have the car for $375.
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On one condition.
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What's that? You gotta
promise not to tell Cary Grant.
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It's a deal. Okay, friend.
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What Cary doesn't
know won't hurt him.
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So long, pally. So long.
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Move them out!
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Well, Marilyn, what do you
think of the new set of wheels?
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Fair Deal Dan and I practically
stole it from Cary Grant.
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Uncle Herman, a convertible.
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It looks all right. Start it up.
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Start it?
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I don't think even you would
buy a car without a motor in it.
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Yes, didn't you drive it here?
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Well, it stalled right
after I left the lot.
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It was downhill, so I
sort of coasted home.
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Start it up, Pop.
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Well, it runs.
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Herman, I've got
to hand it to you.
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You bought the only car
I've ever seen that junks itself.
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Golly, do you think
Fair Deal Dan stuck me?
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Stuck you? Herman,
you've been shish-kebabed.
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Now you just take this heap
down to your Fair Deal Dan.
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And Marilyn, you
go in the house...
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and get the phone number
for the Better Business Bureau.
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Yes, Aunt Lily. Come on, Eddie.
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Now, Lily dear.
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His name is Fair Deal Dan.
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And if I imply that he
gave me a rotten deal...
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he's liable to
go into a tizzy...
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and stamp his foot and call
me a poor sport and everything.
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Herman, what's the matter? Are
you afraid of your own shadow?
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No, I'm not.
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I've seen it lots of times and it
hardly scares me at all anymore.
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Herman Munster!
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You take this car right back
down to that used car lot.
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And you demand your
money back. Yes, dear.
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Aunt Lily, I brought the number
of the Better Business Bureau.
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It's Klondike-5470.
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Thank you, dear.
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And then you're going to report your Fair
Deal Dan to the Better Business Bureau.
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Yes, dear.
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Come on, Marilyn.
Thank you, Uncle Herman.
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Now don't feel bad. You tried.
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You tried. So did
Napoleon at Waterloo.
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Grandpa. Okay,
Herman, I'll go with you.
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Before you stumble over it...
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let's see if we can get
this thing back together.
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So we can bring it back.
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Add to hot sheet, QD4625.
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Repeat, QD4625.
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Be on the lookout,
this is a stolen car.
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But I tell you, Grandpa, this lot
was full of used cars this afternoon.
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And right over there was
where they pitched the tent.
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Tent?
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Perhaps the Arabs
have folded their tent...
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and as the expression
goes "taken it on the lam."
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Grandpa, I came down here
to demand my money back.
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And I memorized the Better Business
Bureau phone number and everything.
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Now what do I do? What do
you do? What you always do.
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You go home and sit
quietly while Lily yells at you.
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Now, Grandpa.
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I'm sure that our
house is due west.
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Well you've tried
north, south and east.
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This time I'd say the
odds are with you.
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Herman, you're driving me bats.
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In another minute, I'm
gonna fly home on my own.
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Listen, there must be a fire.
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I know.
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We'll follow the fire trucks...
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and if we're lucky, maybe
it'll be in our neighborhood.
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With your luck,
it'll be in our house.
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Look at the pretty red
light. It's real Christmassy.
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What was that? A bat.
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You don't see many
of them around here.
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Must have been
attracted by the light.
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You better radio
for an ambulance...
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this poor fellow's
been in an accident.
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00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,614
See what happens when
they don't use seat belts?
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But, Officer, I haven't
been in an accident.
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And I always wear a seat belt.
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Just like they
say on television.
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This fellow's delirious.
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May I see your driver's
license, please? Yes, sir.
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By George, he hasn't
been in an accident, has he?
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Not since this
was taken, anyway.
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You'd better get out
of the car. Yes, sir.
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Come on, Grandpa.
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Grandpa?
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Funny, he was here
just a minute ago.
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He didn't fly past you
gentlemen, did he?
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You'd better give this one the
balloon. Balloon? Oh, goody.
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All right, come
on, buddy, let's go.
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Well, that's six you busted.
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Come on now and try
to walk the white line.
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No, no, it's not what
you gentlemen think.
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It's just that looking down from
great heights make me very dizzy.
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All right, fellow, you're
coming in to the station with us.
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But I can't go with
you gentlemen.
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I've missed half of My
Three Sons already.
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I'm sorry, buddy. We're taking
you in on account of your car.
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What about my car? It's on
the hot sheet. It's a stolen car.
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All right, come along.
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I can't bear to think of my
poor baby doll behind bars.
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Dear, I just feel as
though it's all my fault.
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Now, Marilyn,
don't blame yourself.
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Your Uncle Herman
is a born loser.
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Grandpa.
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00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,375
You know that Herman
is a kind, trusting soul...
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with a great faith in his
fellow human beings.
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You know a better
way to be a loser?
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Who could put
Uncle Herman in jail?
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Oh, dear, I hope his boss down at
the parlor doesn't find out about this.
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00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,024
Do you think they'll fire him?
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At the very least he'll be
taken out of Transportation...
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and put on Inside Work.
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Just when he'd worked himself
up to the front right handle.
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If we only knew what jail
they've taken Uncle Herman to.
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00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,770
It's this waiting
around that's so terrible.
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00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:28,440
Now, Lily, don't fret. Herman
will be calling in any minute now.
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Down at the jail, they
allow them one phone call...
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before they put the bums on ice.
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And Herman ought to
be able to call home...
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without goofing it up.
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You wanna bet?
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You're permitted one
call, but one call only.
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Yes, I know. You told me that.
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It's very kind of you,
advancing me the money.
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We've got to, it's the law.
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But just one call and
then into the tank you go.
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Please, I'm very nervous.
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Now let's see, what's my number?
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Oh, yes.
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This is a recording.
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The Better Business
Bureau is closed for the day.
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Please call back in
the morning. Thank you.
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00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,610
Listen, about this tank...
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00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,485
I didn't bring a pair of
trunks, can I rent a pair?
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Come on.
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00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,573
Now, I'm different.
230
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I've been drinking night
and day for over 20 years.
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What's so different about that?
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I ain't ever even
seen a pink elephant.
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00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:13,180
How about a purple
pussycat? Never.
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00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:18,053
How about a red rhinoceros?
Never, I have yet to see any of these...
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strange creatures that
annoy you average drunks.
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00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,900
Hi.
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How nice.
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00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,711
I got here just in time
for exercise period.
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00:19:56,729 --> 00:20:00,393
Here's your change and here's
your receipt for the $20 bail, ma'am.
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00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,397
Thank you, Sergeant.
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00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,698
By the way, when my
husband comes out...
242
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,367
please don't let him know
that his bail was only $20.
243
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,676
He's very sensitive, and,
well, he might feel slighted.
244
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:20,210
Well, you've got
the money, chum.
245
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,255
When can we have the body?
246
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,655
Just keep your shirt on, the
prisoner has to be processed.
247
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,823
So you'll just have to wait.
248
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,260
But, Sergeant, you
will hurry, won't you?
249
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,193
We don't like to keep my
uncle out late on weeknights.
250
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,862
That's your uncle in there,
is it, sister? Yes, Sergeant.
251
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,433
Well, you just wait
a minute, little lady.
252
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,840
Spengler! Yeah, Sergeant?
253
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,208
Bring that Munster. Yes, sir.
254
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,947
Grandpa, isn't it wonderful
the way Marilyn's handicap...
255
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:56,011
brings out the natural
sweetness in people?
256
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,658
Here's another fish
for the tank, Sergeant.
257
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,793
Got a roll on him big
enough to choke Sea Biscuit.
258
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,672
Where did you get it,
brother, rob a bank?
259
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:22,242
I refuse to answer until
I am informed of my...
260
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,545
constitutional rights.
261
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,176
Sit him down.
262
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,462
What is it?
263
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:46,766
Those things over
there that aren't there...
264
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,206
tell them to get away.
265
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,406
Grandpa.
266
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:56,677
Isn't it awful that Marilyn has to
see the ugly side of life like this?
267
00:21:56,849 --> 00:22:00,581
Well, just have to learn to
take the good with the bad.
268
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,503
Lily.
269
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,173
Herman.
270
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,111
We were so worried about you...
271
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,272
it must've been
terrible in there.
272
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,784
Now, Lily, it actually was
rather pleasant in the tank.
273
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,717
The fellows took their
exercises and then...
274
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,311
they just lay
down on the floor...
275
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,912
and went to sleep.
276
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,514
Let's get out of here.
277
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,686
This is one of those places I
just hate to get caught dead in.
278
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,228
Bye, officers. Nighty-night.
279
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,527
Say, there's Fair Deal Dan.
280
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,267
I'd hate myself if I didn't
say goodbye to him.
281
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,379
No, not two of them.
282
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:10,019
Don't let them
get me, I confess!
283
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,557
You confess?
284
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:15,220
Yeah, I stole the car. I
sold it to him, to them!
285
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:19,698
I got my rights, Officer, get me
out of here. Get me away from him.
286
00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:25,237
Certainly are a lot of
interesting people here.
287
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,130
You know, this is a
nice place to visit...
288
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,541
but I wouldn't
want to live here.
289
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,046
Well, I did it.
290
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,785
I put the bonus money in
Eddie's college account.
291
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,386
That's nice.
292
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,587
You certainly got back
from the bank quickly.
293
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,459
I thought it would be crowded.
294
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,999
It was when I went in...
295
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,002
but within a minute all
the people were gone.
296
00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,506
You know, it's a funny thing,
I'm never kept waiting in line.
297
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,665
You are clever that way.
298
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,710
You have a knack
for going into a place...
299
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,439
just when there's
a lull in business.
300
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,171
Lily's right, Herman.
301
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,944
You know, that
and being stupid...
302
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,780
are the two things you do best.
303
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,378
I think it was awfully nice
of Marilyn to suggest...
304
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,253
that we save that
money for Eddie.
305
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,852
She didn't seem very disappointed
about not getting the car.
306
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,960
Well, it seems she's worked
out her transportation problem...
307
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,089
to and from school.
308
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,396
She's in some kind of car pool.
309
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,926
Lily, I know I'm an old
duffer from Transylvania...
310
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,836
but could you explain
to me how someone...
311
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,705
can be in a car pool
without having a car?
312
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:41,274
Grandpa, these youngsters
nowadays are so clever.
313
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:45,783
What's that?
314
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,091
Why, it's Marilyn.
315
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,656
What's happened
to Marilyn's car pool?
316
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:04,370
Herman, don't be
a dope all your life.
317
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,362
That is her car pool.
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