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I'm a mad genius! A mad genius!
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Today, Mockingbird Heights...
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tomorrow, the world!
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Herman, is that you?
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Yes, dear, it's me.
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What's it like outside?
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It was miserable for a while
until I started up the walk.
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Then it suddenly turned nice.
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See? The lightning
even hit my lunch box.
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Sorry, dear.
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Grandpa will be pleased.
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He's been working all
afternoon on his instant weather.
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Say, listen, is
Eddie in bed yet?
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No, not yet.
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He's in the living room
playing with a tape recorder.
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One of his little
friends left it here today.
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Isn't that sweet? He's
recording our kitty cat.
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Well, that's fine, but it's
getting rather late, dear.
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It's time Eddie was in bed
and started lying awake all night.
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You're right, dear. Why don't
you go in and say good night.
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I'll go upstairs and get his
bed ready. All right, dear.
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It's such a cold, clammy night.
I think I'll prop the lid open.
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Okay, kitty, one more time.
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Eddie, time for bed, Son.
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In a minute, Pop.
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Eddie.
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Hey, Pop, why don't you record
your voice on the tape recorder...
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so you can hear what you sound
like when you're yelling at us?
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Not now, Son, maybe tomorrow.
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But I can't. I have to take this tape
recorder back to Bud Willet tomorrow.
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His father doesn't know
he brought it over here.
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Go ahead, Pop.
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No, Eddie, I'd be much too
embarrassed to talk into a microphone.
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Come on, Eddie. Up to bed.
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Okay. Good night,
Pop. Good night, Eddie.
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And horrible dreams.
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Testing, one, two, three.
Testing, one, two, three.
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Testing, one, two, three.
Testing, one, two, three.
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Help! Help! Lily, help!
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How silly, it's only us.
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Head for the hills!
It's King Kong!
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Boy, am I scary or am I scary?
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Herman, what are
you doing down there?
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Be with you in a minute, dear.
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Well, hurry up.
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Grandpa turned off the storm and
all this quiet is making me nervous.
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Yes, dear.
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Oh, that husband of mine.
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What could be keeping him?
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♪ My toe bone's
connected to my foot bone ♪
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♪ My foot bone's
connected to my heel bone ♪
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♪ My heel bone's
connected to my ankle bone ♪
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♪ That's how they
connected those dry bones ♪
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♪♪
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Sing it, Charlie. Sing it!
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♪ My leg bone's connected
to my knee bone ♪
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♪ My knee bone's
connected to my thigh bone ♪
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♪ My thigh bone's
connected to my hip bone ♪
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♪ That's how they
connected those dry bones ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Back with Dr. Frankenstein
is where my story starts ♪
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♪ Everything I have
may not be mine ♪
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♪ But I'm a gentleman of parts ♪
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♪ My back bone's connected
to my shoulder bone ♪
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♪ My shoulder bone's
connected to my neck bone ♪
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♪ My neck bone is
bolted to my head bone ♪
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♪ And that's how
Herman was born ♪
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♪ I was assembled ♪
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And that's how ♪
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♪ A Hermie-baby was born ♪♪
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So long, everybody.
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Goodbye, Eddie. You be a
rotten little boy in school today.
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And if you play
any rough games...
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be sure to protect
those dear little ears.
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Okay, Mom.
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Aren't you leaving early
this morning, Eddie?
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Yeah, that's on
account on the way...
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I gotta drop off Bud Willet's
tape recorder at his house.
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Well see you.
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Bud Willet left his
tape recorder here?
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Yes, he and Eddie were
playing with it yesterday.
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I don't think
they hurt it any...
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but whoever turns it on may
hear some pretty childish noises.
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♪ My shoulder bone's
connected to my neck bone ♪
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♪ My neck bone is
bolted to my head bone ♪
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♪ And that's how
Herman was born ♪
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♪ I was assembled ♪
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♪ And that's how ♪
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♪ A Hermie-baby was born ♪♪
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It's a switch anyway, Dick.
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Yes. Who's the singer?
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I don't know, Bill.
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I got this tape in the
mail about a week ago...
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and it had three or
four audition tunes on it.
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And my kid was fooling
around with the machine...
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and apparently he erased
everything on it but this one.
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I got to admit I've never heard
it sung quite like that before.
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Has kind of a
out-of-this-world type quality.
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Yeah, and that guitar
has a new sound.
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You know, just for kicks, I
think I'll play it on my 6:00 show...
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and see if we get any reaction.
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You don't think it's
too corny? Too corny?
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With the way the music
business is today...
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I just hope it's corny enough.
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Marilyn, Eddie, dinner is ready.
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Here we are!
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Marilyn, take the chicken
back to the kitchen.
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I'm afraid it's not quite done.
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Looks good to me.
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Grandpa!
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♪♪
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Eddie, now I told you not to
bring that radio to the table.
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Turn it off!
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But, gee, Mom, they play
neat music on this program.
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And now for a sound
that's really different...
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here is an
unreleased recording...
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by an artist whose
name we don't even know.
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Eddie, will you do as your
mother says and turn that off?
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They play nothing but
rotten junk on that program.
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♪♪
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♪ My toe bone's
connected to my foot bone ♪
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♪ My foot bone's
connected to my heel bone ♪
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♪ My heel bone's
connected to my ankle bone ♪
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♪ That's how they
connected those dry bones ♪
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♪♪
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♪ My leg bone's connected
to my knee bone ♪
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Junk is right.
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It sounds almost as bad as
Herman singing in the shower.
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Just listen to that awful voice.
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♪♪
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Will you listen to that guy?
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It sounds like a
werewolf with laryngitis!
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Yeah, you're right.
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Even I wouldn't want to
listen to that while I'm eating.
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It's the worst thing I have ever
heard. Don't you agree, Herman?
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Oh...
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Well, I...
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You don't mean
you're so tone-deaf...
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you actually like
that horrible singing?
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Well, gosh, I... No!
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No!
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It sounds just like...
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What was it, Grandpa?
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A werewolf with laryngitis.
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That's it, a werewolf
with laryngitis.
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Hey, how about all that mail?
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It's an avalanche!
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All of these people
requesting that crazy song.
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Listen to these, I just
pulled these this morning.
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All right.
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"A really different
singer." Different singer.
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"A simple, unaffected
voice." Simple, unaffected.
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"A modern-day minstrel."
Modern-day minstrel!
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Here's one.
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Hmm.
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"Poignant." Poignant.
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"Sexy." Sexy.
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Sexy?
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That's from the
old ladies' home.
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Sexy.
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You know, Bill, this could be...
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the biggest gimmick
we have ever had.
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You going to keep playing him on
the air? Day and night, I'm going to.
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I don't know who he is, but this
mystery singer has something.
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He could be the biggest
thing since Burl Ives...
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put a blue-tail fly in
every ear in America.
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Good luck.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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please listen carefully to the
first few bars of this next number.
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♪♪
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Oh my, there's that
terrible record again.
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♪ My heel bone's
connected to my ankle bone ♪
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♪ That's how they
connected those dry bones ♪
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♪♪
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Yes, that's the song...
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we've had thousands of
requests for in the past week.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this
station is repeating its previous offer.
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If the mystery singer who
made this overnight hit record...
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will contact this station...
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there's a five-year recording
contract waiting for him.
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Isn't that ridiculous?
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Offering a contract to a
no-talent bum like that.
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If you can identify
that singer...
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please, ladies and gentlemen...
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phone this station
at Zenith 9460.
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That's Zenith 9460.
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Zenith 9460. Herman,
what are you mumbling?
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The telephone number
of the radio station. Why?
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Because it just so happens
that I'm the no-talent bum...
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to whom the man was referring.
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You mean, you were singing
that awful song on the radio?
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I don't believe it.
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I don't believe it either!
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Would you believe it if I
sang a few bars, Mr. Willet?
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Fine.
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♪ My toe bone's
connected to my foot bone ♪
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♪ My foot bone's connected
to my ankle bone ♪
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♪ My... ♪♪
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He believes it.
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Gee, Pop, my own father
on the radio! Herman!
201
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,013
Please, please, family, family.
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You must remember one
thing: when a star is phoning...
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you must keep your voice down.
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Oh, boy!
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Now, about that recording
contract, Dick, baby...
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Yes, that was
Herman Munster's...
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sensational
runaway hit record...
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that's been in third place in the
Top 40 for two consecutive weeks!
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Go, baby, go!
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Uncle Herman, please! Come
quick. What's the matter, dear?
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It's Grandpa, his lightning
machine is on fire...
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and if you don't come down and help
him put it out, it'll just blow up the lab!
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Tell dear Grandpapa that I'm
much too busy to see him right now.
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Perhaps he could arrange an
appointment with me next Tuesday.
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But Uncle Herman...
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Will you please try and knock off
the noise? I'm trying to concentrate.
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Herman, it's 5:00 in the morning,
an hour past your bedtime.
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What on earth are you doing?
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I'm merely making sure
that I'll look my best...
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when I sing my hit
record on TV tomorrow.
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Television?
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You're going on television?
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That's right, dear.
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Mr. Willet has his
own weekly TV show...
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and he's been smart
enough to beg me...
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to appear on it tomorrow night.
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Herman, I know you're
handsome and loaded with charm...
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but you've never had any
experience in front of a camera.
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Have no fear, Lily.
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If the fans are thrilled
just by hearing my voice...
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imagine how they'll
flip when my face...
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comes right into
their living room.
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Lily, dear, why don't
you go to sleep?
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I'm going downstairs
just for a little while.
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I want to exercise
my golden voice.
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♪♪
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Herman's been
acting so hammy lately.
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I wonder what would happen
if he became a really big star?
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Will success spoil
Herman Munster?
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♪ I love you love you, baby
and all that kind of groovey junk ♪
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♪ If you'll be my
swinging baby ♪
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♪ I will be your
ever lovin' punk ♪
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♪♪
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Heavens to Betsy.
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Worse still...
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what if he became a
singing star in pictures?
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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I would like to thank
all the little people...
250
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,684
who worked so hard to
make this picture a success.
251
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,220
I would like to thank them, but I
really can't, because I did it all myself.
252
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,411
Of course, being
the wife of a big star...
253
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,310
would have its compensations.
254
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:18,355
Now, Mr. Munster, would
you mind telling the court...
255
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,128
just why you're
divorcing your wife, Lily...
256
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,521
after 100 years of marriage?
257
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,032
Not at all.
258
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,332
My psychiatrist advises me...
259
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,841
that as an award-winning
box-office giant...
260
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,908
my monumental ego
requires that I change wives...
261
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,379
as often as I change my socks.
262
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:51,246
Why that no-good,
two-timing, tone-deaf ham!
263
00:19:56,562 --> 00:20:00,260
I hate to do this, but we've
simply got to find some way...
264
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,801
to nip Herman's
career in the bud.
265
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,930
That dream I had last night was the
straw that broke the dragon's back.
266
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,441
I know, I know.
267
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,310
He's become such a ham,
he's impossible to live with.
268
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,976
I asked him to sign my
report card this morning...
269
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,986
but he said, "Please,
sonny, no autographs."
270
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,658
Now, let me see
what we have here.
271
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,417
"A falling star potion."
272
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,492
"Box-office poison."
273
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:35,166
Here it is. The recipe
for "Nuthin' muffins!"
274
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,169
Nuthin' muffins? Yes.
275
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,495
One bite out of a nuthin'
muffin is guaranteed...
276
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,099
to turn anything
good into nothing.
277
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,843
Do you think they'll
work? Will it work?
278
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,480
Thirty years ago in Detroit,
a fellow ate a batch of them.
279
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:53,678
The next day he sat down
and designed the Essex.
280
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,019
Fine. Well, I'll run up...
281
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,183
and make a whole batch
of nuthin' muffins now.
282
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,624
Good.
283
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,022
Oh-oh.
284
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,890
Herman's been on a diet ever
since he found out about going on TV.
285
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,958
He won't even touch starches.
286
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,697
Don't you worry about it.
287
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,707
You just go ahead and make
that batch of nuthin' muffins.
288
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,743
Grandpa will see
that he eats one...
289
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,745
if I have to jam
it down his throat.
290
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:29,046
Herman, are you sure
you don't want a muffin?
291
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,315
Thank you very much, dear,
but no. I'm on a very strict diet.
292
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:35,591
Anyway, I want to run
over my song once...
293
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,493
before I go down
to the TV station.
294
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,299
All right, Herman,
anything you want.
295
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:44,993
Lily.
296
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,062
That's the signal. Load!
297
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,475
Aim.
298
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,172
♪ My toe bone's
connected to my foot bone ♪
299
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,178
Fire!
300
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,246
♪ My foot bone's... ♪♪
301
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,747
♪ My heel bone's
connected to my ankle bone ♪
302
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:09,385
♪ That's how they connected
That's how they connected ♪
303
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,624
♪ That's how they
connected those dry bones ♪
304
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,427
♪♪
305
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,335
What happened? What happened?
My voice! My voice! My golden throat!
306
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,673
Is something amiss,
star? Grandpa, please!
307
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,976
♪ My toe bone's
connected to my foot bone ♪
308
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:31,540
♪ My foot bone's
connected to my... ♪♪
309
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:35,213
Help! Help! I'm
ruined! Finished! Kaput!
310
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,556
Calm down, Herman.
311
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,223
I can't calm down! I'm finished!
I'm finished! I'm finished!
312
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,889
Do you hear? I'm finished!
313
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,093
Take that! And that, and that...
314
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,329
and that, and that, and that!
315
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,031
Now, Poopsie, simmer down.
316
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,836
You just have to
learn to face reality.
317
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,035
Cancel your TV appearance!
318
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,739
I can't! I can't! I
can't! I can't! I can't!
319
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,278
Yes, you can, dear.
320
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,645
Well, if I do... Yes, Herman?
321
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:12,613
If I do, will you buy
me a new guitar?
322
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,653
Of course, dear.
323
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,543
Honest, Uncle Herman,
we did what we did...
324
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,150
because we all love you so much.
325
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,152
Marilyn's right, dear.
326
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,689
We all realized that your
becoming a big recording star...
327
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,853
was changing all those
sweet, lovable qualities...
328
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,897
that were built into you
from the beginning...
329
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:55,298
and it was turning you into
something weird and strange.
330
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,403
Sure, Pop. No kid
wants a freak for a father.
331
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:01,133
Mom and Marilyn and
Grandpa and I did what we did...
332
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:04,665
because we want the guy
who makes us feel like a family.
333
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,443
Well, golly, gee,
now that you all...
334
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,608
put it that way, I don't
feel so badly about...
335
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,642
losing out on a big
career and breaking...
336
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,950
my expensive
guitar and everything.
337
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:20,257
You've opened my eyes,
and I'm going to do it.
338
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,856
I'm going to quit
the star business.
339
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:31,604
Herman, I hate to say
this, you're a pretty nice guy.
340
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:35,906
You're no Norman Vincent
Peale, but you're a pretty nice guy!
341
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,781
Well, I guess that
just about sums it up.
342
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,843
I'm gonna go up to
bed and hit the hay.
343
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,148
No, Herman. Just a minute.
344
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:51,247
Not until we sing this little
song for you. Now, ready?
345
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,324
A-one, a-two, a-three.
346
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,027
For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
347
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,792
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
348
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,299
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
349
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:04,030
♪ Which nobody can deny ♪♪
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