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How's the market? Not so good.
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International Pine Box
closed at a new low.
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American Tombstone
toppled from its high point...
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and now the government is threatening
to slap a lid on International Casket.
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Well, never mind, Grandpa, remember,
everything that's down has to go up.
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And by the same token,
everything that's up has to go down...
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which is what keeps
Herman in business.
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Is Pop home yet? Not
yet, dear. But be patient.
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He'll be home in two
shakes of a werewolf's tail.
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And when he does come
home, we'll let you know.
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Why is Eddie so anxious for
Uncle Herman to come home?
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Well, because
Herman's his father...
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and he loves him, respects him, and
looks up to him with great admiration.
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Yeah, and on top of that...
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he promised to stop off
downtown and buy me a new kite.
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Okay, come on up.
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Up, up, up.
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That's it, higher.
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Okay.
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Hank, watch out! The
rope's gonna break!
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Don't move, we'll call an
ambulance. Ambulance?
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Thank you, you're very
kind, sir, but I feel fine.
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Impossible, it flattened
your head like a pancake.
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I don't know what you're
talking about. I never felt better.
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Mister, don't be so confident.
Wait till you look in a mirror.
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Just look at him.
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We'd better get his name
before he kicks the bucket.
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I don't know what's
keeping him up.
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What's your name,
mister? My name?
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My name is...
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My name?
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That's funny, I haven't
got the vaguest idea.
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My name is...
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Herman is three hours late.
What could have happened to him?
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Maybe the store
was all out of kites...
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and he's too ashamed to face me.
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No, he's had an accident.
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There's no other explanation.
My Hermie has had an accident.
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Lily, don't be so pessimistic.
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Well, all I know is I wish he'd hurry up
and get home to give me my new kite.
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Eddie, I wish you'd stop
worrying about your stupid kite...
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and start worrying
about your stupid father.
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Eddie, your father
wouldn't let you down.
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Even if he was lying dead someplace,
he'd be thoughtful enough to phone.
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8:30 and where's Big Daddy?
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8:30, it's time for my
favorite TV program.
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It's all about that
crazy, mixed-up family...
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that's always having those
weird, fantastic adventures.
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We delay the start
of My Three Sons...
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to bring you this
special bulletin.
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Local police have taken an
amnesia victim into protective custody.
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Here is a picture of
the amnesia victim.
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Anyone who can
identify this man...
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is urged to contact police
headquarters immediately.
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Well, that's not
John Doe, that's Pop.
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Uncle Herman has amnesia.
My poor, poor darling.
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Lily, be calm. Herman is
safe and in good hands.
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And you and I will go down to
claim him, right after My Three Sons.
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No, we won't, we'll go
down and claim him now.
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Grandpa, you go
and get your cloak.
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Yes, Professor. Yes,
we'll check them both out.
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Thank you for
being good citizens.
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That, Officer Kugel,
was the university.
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Two of their scientists saw a
picture of John Doe on television...
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and each got a theory.
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One figures he's a
creature from outer space.
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And the other?
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The other figures
he's a missing link...
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but he can't figure
what he's a link to.
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Sarge, do you see what I see?
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Look at their complexions,
they're green. What are they?
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I don't know...
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but if they were fish, the Board of
Health wouldn't let you sell them.
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Good evening, what
can I do for you?
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Well, you can direct us to the
Lost and Found Department.
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What did you lose,
Pops, your marbles? No.
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We lost my husband and his
son-in-law, Herman Munster.
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Alias John Doe.
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A John Doe?
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He's ours, and we
want him back. Why?
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Officer Kugel, shut up
and bring in John Doe.
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Now, you must remember
that amnesia is very delicate.
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If you just tell the victim who
he is, like a bolt out of the blue...
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you're liable to shock him
into a psychological trance.
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So just wait for him
to recognize you.
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Okay? Okay.
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Sergeant, do you know
how he got amnesia?
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He got hit on the head
with a 300-pound safe.
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I see.
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Oh, hi.
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John, this is Mrs.
Munster, and her father.
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How do you do? How do you do?
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Hi, there. Hi.
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Do they look familiar?
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I've never seen these
people before in my life.
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Steady, Lily, be brave.
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Are you sure? I'm positive.
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I'd remember a cute little
cookie like Mrs. Munster.
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Okay, Kugel, take him back.
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Shall we go? Sure. Come on.
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It's been very nice meeting you.
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Bye.
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Did you ever hear the one about
the elephant and the peanut?
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I'm sorry, folks. I know you'd
like to take him home with you...
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but until he knows himself who he is, I
can't release him without a court order.
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But he's my husband
and the father of our child.
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We want him home
where he belongs.
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Well, in view of
his condition...
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you might try to petition the
court for legal custody of the victim.
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Adoption approved.
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Amy, you're a very lucky child to be
adopted by such wonderful parents.
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I'm sure you'll be
a very happy family.
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All right, bailiff,
next case, please.
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Mrs. Lily Munster...
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and John Doe.
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Say, excuse me, I'm on.
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Give him back his comic books.
That's all right, you can keep them.
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What a nice kid.
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Hello, there.
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Good morning, Your Honor.
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Good morn...
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Good morning.
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This is the child?
Well, yes and no.
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He's recovering
from an accident.
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Oh.
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Must have been a beauty.
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Well, I've had people
adopt adults before...
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but are you sure you
want to adopt him?
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Yes, Your Honor, I am.
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Yes, you see, Your Honor,
she believes that older children...
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need love and guidance just
as much as younger ones do.
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Just a minute, who are you? I'm
Mrs. Munster's trustworthy father.
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Wait a minute.
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This isn't one of those
Candid Camera stunts, is it?
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No, sir...
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I don't think so.
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Well, now, Mrs.
Munster, tell me...
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have you given this
careful consideration?
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Yes, Your Honor, I have.
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And before you made
your final decision...
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did you go to the orphanage and
see what... who else was available?
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No.
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No, I took one look at John...
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and I knew I couldn't
live without him.
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Thanks, Mom.
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John, tell me, have you
thought this thing out?
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I mean, do you want to go
home with these people...
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and become a
member of this family?
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Can I have my own
television set? Of course, John.
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You've got yourself a deal.
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Well...
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I see from your
financial statement...
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that you're able to
take care of a ward.
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The child is willing.
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Okay, the adoption is granted,
on a temporary trial basis.
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Bailiff, call the next case.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Your Honor, what exactly do you
mean by "temporary trial basis"?
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Well, if you realize
you've made a mistake...
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just call me, and I'll see what I
can do about getting him in the army.
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Look at that, two
happy children at play.
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Nice catch, brother John.
Thank you, brother Eddie.
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I think the whole
thing is disgusting.
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But having Uncle Herman
live here is a wonderful idea...
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because we can try and help
restore his memory bit by bit...
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with him living in his own
house, with his own family.
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Brother Eddie, can I
try kicking one? Sure.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Mommy.
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Is that my new kite?
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Yes, I'm just keeping
that promise made by...
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somebody else.
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Oh, boy. Thanks, Mom.
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Mommy...
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didn't you bring a kite for me?
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No, dear, but I'm sure
Eddie will let you fly his.
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I don't want to. I just
want to fly my own kite.
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Well, now, John...
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And besides, I think
you're playing favorites...
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just because Eddie is really
yours and I'm just adopted.
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John, that's not true.
You have to learn to share.
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That's right, John, you see,
you're not a baby anymore...
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you're 150 years old.
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Mom, will you get this
old geezer off my back?
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That is enough, John.
Now, run and play with Eddie.
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Eddie, brother Eddie, Mommy
says I can play with the kite, too.
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♪♪
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Did you think he'd remember
he promised Eddie the kite?
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I had hoped so, yes.
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I wonder if that
bum could be faking?
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Mom, may John and I be
excused to go to the dungeon?
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What for?
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Well, the kite doesn't fly high enough,
so we thought we'd put a longer tail on it.
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I thought of it.
Congratulations.
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Well, very well, you're excused.
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Finish your milk first.
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Last one done is a rotten egg.
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Who won, Mommy? It was a tie.
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Darn! You're always
taking his side.
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Come on.
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Your elder son is
somewhat heavy on his feet.
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We adopted him 10 days ago...
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and his memory hasn't
showed one sign of returning.
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Not only is it not returning...
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it's going in the opposite
direction, into second childhood.
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Maybe he could get another hit on the
head. That cures amnesia in the movies.
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Say, that's a good idea, I'll go
down and get a sledgehammer.
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No!
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Why not? It's too dangerous.
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You don't fool around
with a head like Herman's.
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I disagree.
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You give it a few good
shots with a sledgehammer...
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and whatever happens is
bound to be an improvement.
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Grandpa, the answer is no.
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It is not.
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It is, too.
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It is not. It is, too.
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It is not, not, not.
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They're fighting.
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Marilyn, would you please clear
the table, I'll go down and stop them.
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I'll go with you.
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Now I say that's perfect.
Well, I say it's still too short.
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It is not. It is, too.
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It is not. It is, too.
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Is not. Is, too.
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Not. Is, too.
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It is not. It is, too.
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Boys! Now, boys.
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What is going on here?
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I have the kite, we're trying to
put... I want to make the kite...
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We undid the kite and
we... See this side...
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Go ahead, you tell her.
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Well, you see, I wanna make the
kite tail longer, but John won't let me.
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He keeps pushing me away.
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You should be ashamed of yourself. A big
boy like you pushing his little brother.
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He pushed me first.
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I did not. I did not.
Did, too. Did, too.
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Be quiet.
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That is enough!
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00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,561
Now, if you can't play nicely...
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you both just march straight
upstairs and take your naps.
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You heard your mother, march.
243
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,309
Can we put on our jammies
and watch television?
244
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,009
Well, yes.
245
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,282
Oh, boy, peachy neato boss.
246
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,594
Mommy? Yes?
247
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,227
I just remembered
something. You did?
248
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:44,162
I remembered I keep forgetting to ask
you whatever happened to your husband?
249
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,771
Well, he...
250
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,196
He...
251
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,937
Well, he's no longer
with us. That's too bad.
252
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,570
I sure would like a papa.
253
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,780
Even Captain
Midnight has a papa.
254
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,746
We hope he may come back
someday. I certainly hope so.
255
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,780
But if he doesn't...
256
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,918
I'm sure a keen-looking chick like you
will have no trouble in finding a new one.
257
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,360
Bye, Mommy.
258
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,870
He has just given me the idea. I'll
be able to solve this whole problem.
259
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,842
Will it involve any personal
risk? Not to him, just to me.
260
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,780
You're going to give Uncle
Herman the shock treatment?
261
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:38,314
Yes, I'm going to receive a
handsome gentleman caller...
262
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,220
and I'm going to let him be
very, very attentive to me...
263
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,496
in front of John,
I mean Herman...
264
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:50,360
in the hope that he'll be so jealous
that something inside him will snap...
265
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,764
and he'll remember
that he's my husband.
266
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,468
I see. Who is this
handsome gentleman caller?
267
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,738
Grandpa. Grandpa?
268
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,246
Yes, you see, he's whipping
up a pill that'll turn him into...
269
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,043
the spitting image
of Rock Hudson.
270
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,055
Eddie, naptime.
271
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,630
Cousin Marilyn will tuck you in.
272
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,566
See you later, Mom.
Have a nice nap.
273
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,629
See you, brother John.
See you, brother Eddie.
274
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,440
I don't have to take a nap...
275
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,843
on account of he's only
10 and I'm 150 years old.
276
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,676
And because there's somebody
coming here that I want you to meet.
277
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,079
Goody.
278
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,683
If I keep my little mouth
shut, do I get a cookie?
279
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,591
Never mind that.
280
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:51,363
Now, you wait right
here. Yes, Mommy.
281
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,270
♪♪
282
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,912
I thought you were
coming as Rock Hudson.
283
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,282
You look like Rudolf Valentino.
284
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,855
I must have gotten
ahold of some old pills.
285
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,089
At least I'm still in
the 20th century.
286
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,169
Good afternoon, sonny.
Good afternoon, sir.
287
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:40,269
This is my son,
John. John, this is...
288
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,975
Rudolf Smith.
289
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,679
How do you do, Mr. Smith?
290
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,918
Mr. Smith and I are
very dear friends.
291
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:56,520
As a matter of fact, we're
madly in love with each other.
292
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,360
Do you want me to get
some cheese dip and pretzels?
293
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,457
No.
294
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:05,067
When Lily and I are
together, we don't think of food.
295
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,164
We think of moonlight
and desert breezes...
296
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,173
and soft, soft violins.
297
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,749
Right? Right.
298
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,811
If you don't want some
cheese dip and pretzels...
299
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,083
how about some pink lemonade?
300
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,324
Hey, kid, would you hold
this for me for a while?
301
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,036
Lily, my Lily...
302
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,336
my fragrant flower
of the Sahara.
303
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,371
Those limpid eyes...
304
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,610
those ruby lips
pleading to be...
305
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,785
Will you knock
it off? I'm sorry.
306
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:58,188
Well, you should be. Can't you
see that I'm about to propose?
307
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,192
Honest Injun?
308
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,186
Mr. Smith wants to
be my new husband.
309
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,929
You see...
310
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,796
he wants me to stop carrying
the torch for my old husband...
311
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,494
Herman Munster.
312
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,367
Who? Herman Munster.
313
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:21,739
She said, "Herman Munster."
314
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,316
Say, listen, can I play
with this up in my room?
315
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:30,117
Rudolph, may as well
forget it. It's no use.
316
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,717
Aunt Lily! What's
the matter, Marilyn?
317
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,161
It's Eddie. I just went up in the room
to tuck him in, and he wasn't there.
318
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,597
He'd opened the window, climbed
out on the roof to fly his new kite.
319
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,125
Darn Eddie. Why don't I
get to do neat stuff like that?
320
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,663
My baby!
321
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,967
My baby.
322
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:04,014
Eddie, go inside! Go inside!
323
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,648
He's going to fall!
324
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:09,252
Will you... Be careful, Eddie!
Stand back, just move back, Eddie!
325
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,819
Eddie, move back!
326
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,159
No!
327
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,406
Eddie, stand back! Your
father orders you to stand back!
328
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:34,652
Now, Eddie, that was a
very stupid thing to do.
329
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,782
Now, you go straight to bed and we'll
discuss your punishment tomorrow.
330
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,121
Yes, sir.
331
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,155
Eddie.
332
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,860
Now, you run along.
333
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:52,696
Marilyn, you should not be outside,
dear, without your sweater on.
334
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,330
You'll catch cold.
335
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,034
Yes, Uncle Herman.
336
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,440
Grandpa...
337
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,805
I wish you'd get out of that
cockamamie costume and that makeup...
338
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,850
before you embarrass us
in front of all our neighbors.
339
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,248
He's back.
340
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,984
Lily. Yes, Herman.
341
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,755
Might I say, dear, that
you look especially lovely?
342
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:17,692
Thank you, my darling husband.
343
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,901
What's this whip doing here? Has
Eddie been playing with some big boy?
344
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:31,409
Yes, Herman, one of
the nicest boys I know.
345
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:46,118
No television for a
week? That is correct.
346
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,059
Oh, Pop. Now,
Eddie, don't complain.
347
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,695
It's a small price to pay
for regaining your father.
348
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,393
Yeah, but I was having
fun with him as my brother.
349
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,527
Uncle Herman? Yes, dear.
350
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:01,005
How would you describe the
way you got your memory back?
351
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,439
I'd say...
352
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:08,472
I'd say that family, love, and
devotion are thicker than amnesia.
353
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:14,815
Herman, you phrased
that beautifully. Thank you.
354
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,314
I did, didn't I?
355
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,123
Where's Grandpa? He's
down in the dungeon.
356
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:25,222
He's been up all night
trying to invent another pill...
357
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,966
that will bring him
back to normal.
358
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,429
But he's still having trouble.
359
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,438
Good morning.
360
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,305
Well, all right, I'll just
have a little breakfast now...
361
00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,442
and then I'll go down
to the lab and try again.
362
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,316
That might be a very good idea.
363
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,584
Say, Grandpa. Yes?
364
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,626
What's new with
Marie Antoinette?
365
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,330
That's very funny.
366
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,103
Very funny.
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