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I forgot my key.
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That's all right, dear. We'll
get a new door in the morning.
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Sorry to be late, dear, but
I got in a little argument...
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with a client down at
the parlor over money.
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What was the trouble?
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He thought our carrying
charges were too high.
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But that's ridiculous, dear.
Your prices are very reasonable.
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As it is, you go into the hole
three or four times a week.
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How was your day, dear? Oh,
about as usual, except for Eddie.
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What's wrong with him?
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He came home from school
and ran and hid in the den.
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I'll go speak to him.
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Hi, Spot.
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At least you're in a good mood.
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Eddie!
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Hi, son.
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Your mother tells
me you're upset.
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What seems to be the trouble?
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We had tryouts for
the track team today...
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I was so rotten, the guys
made up a nickname for me:
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lead foot.
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Isn't that disgusting?
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Imagine anyone calling my
sweet Eddie baby "lead foot."
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Starting the first
thing in the morning...
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I'm gonna start
training you in track.
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And before long, instead
of calling you "lead foot"...
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they'll be calling you "speedy."
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Pop, you think you can do it?
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Eddie, I'm gonna
turn you into...
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a beautifully
coordinated runner...
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as graceful as a gazelle...
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and as delicately
balanced as a fine watch.
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Just like your old dad.
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Eddie, let that be your
first athletic lesson:
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You can't win them all.
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♪♪
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Lily! Lily!
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Lily.
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Yes, Grandpa? Where is Herman?
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I was gonna play a little
three-handed cribbage...
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and I thought he'd
lend me a hand.
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He's out in the front yard, training
Eddie in track and field events.
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He says he wants his son to
be a carbon copy of himself.
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Lily, that's impossible. Men
like Herman are made, not born.
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I better go out and
see how they're doing.
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Good idea. He can
use your experience.
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Take your shovel with you. He
said he's going to dig a pole vault pit.
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Oh, Grandpa.
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This is the shot put.
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Here, let me have that.
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Now, Eddie, putting the shot...
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is a matter of putting
your whole body...
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into the throw and
following through.
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Now just watch this.
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Stand here.
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So much for the shot put.
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Now, for the discus.
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Herman, please.
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Will you stop all this nonsense?
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Nonsense? Yes.
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If the boy wants to run and
jump better than the other kids...
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let me help him with my magic.
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Magic? Yes.
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Certainly not, Grandpa.
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In the true tradition
of sportsmanship...
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I'm gonna see to it that Eddie
does this with honesty, integrity...
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and hard work.
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Oh, boy, just my luck.
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I had to get stuck
with a son-in-law...
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who wants to do
everything the hard way.
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Eddie, you're gonna do
this all on your own merits.
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And you wouldn't have it
any other way, would you?
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No, sir. That's my boy.
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Now let's see. Oh, I know.
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I'll show you how to broad
jump. Now watch this.
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Gee, Dad, do you think
I'll ever be able to do that?
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Eddie, will you get me out of
here? My feet are getting soaked.
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I must have broken a water pipe.
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But I tell you, Ralph...
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the cannonball came flying
through the air and hit the fender.
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Oh, that's great.
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Just wait till I tell that to
the insurance company.
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There, dear. How does
that fit? It hangs beautifully.
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Doesn't it, though?
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These remnants that
Herman brings home...
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from the lining
room at the parlor...
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make lovely pleated skirts.
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And, Grandpa, you're so
good at sewing things together.
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Well, with Herman in the
family, you develop a knack for it.
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And now, Eddie, the proper
form for throwing the discus.
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Now watch very closely.
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Just like a Greek statue.
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That was neat, Pop. But
how will you get it back?
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I took the precaution of putting
my name and address on that one.
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And now, Eddie,
for the pole vault.
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Now pay strict attention.
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Lily, if Eddie wants
to run and jump...
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Herman should have
let me use my magic.
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The only way that...
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Herman! Where did you come from?
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Just teaching Eddie
how to pole vault.
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That's the general idea, son.
Only when you get to the top...
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remember to let go.
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Herman, I know you mean well...
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trying to help little Eddie
make the track team...
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but don't you think you're
pushing him beyond his abilities?
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Oh, I could quit.
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I could stop giving
up all my spare time...
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to make my boy
into a superstar...
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but I would not be
fulfilling my obligations...
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as an American father.
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There goes a fine husband.
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There goes a fine father.
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There goes a nut, if I
have ever seen one.
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Believe me, I was
driving along when this...
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flying saucer went sailing
right through the windshield.
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You know, honey, this story makes
the one about the cannon ball...
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sound almost logical.
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What's Eddie doing
now? The high jump.
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Did he clear the bar?
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Yeah, he went
completely under it.
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Oh, dear. Lily...
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so far Herman has had him
practicing three events this morning...
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and he's gotten
worse in each one.
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How did everything go
at practice today, dear?
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Okay, I guess.
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Gosh, I've just got to make
it for the big spring meet!
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Well, son, ready to give that
cross-country run the old college try?
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Yeah, if you say so, Dad.
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Now, I think Eddie's
had enough for one day.
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Yes. Herman, why don't you
try the cross-country run alone?
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Wire us when you get to Phoenix.
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I must say one thing about
your grandfather. He's all heart.
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Come on, son.
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Just a few more pushups and
then we'll head for the showers.
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Grandpa, can't you do
something to help Eddie?
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I don't think Herman's
training is going to be enough.
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Don't worry, Lily, the
wheels are already turning.
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I'm working on a pill
that will speed Eddie up.
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Eddie has his heart set
on that spring track meet...
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and I'm going to see that he
wins in every event at that meet.
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Grandpa, I don't
think we should.
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I mean, a pill? Herman would...
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How strong can you make it?
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Igor, my friend, keep
your wings crossed.
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I think I've finally
found the ingredients...
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to make Eddie a speed champion.
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Here we have a derby that I
had flown in from Kentucky.
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Now, for added measure...
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here is a feather from the
world's fastest bird, the ostrich.
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Quiet, stupid,
you're not a bird.
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You're a mouse who joined
the Transylvania Air Corps.
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And for jumping...
a bit of lint...
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from the pouch of a kangaroo.
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♪♪
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And to top it off, a touch
of greased lightning.
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Now I've got to
convert this into pills.
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Let's see. Oh,
yes. There we are.
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My pill converter.
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♪♪
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Will you be quiet? I know it's
bad luck, but I have my reasons.
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Now come on, get under here.
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Lily!
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The mad scientist
has done it again!
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Grandpa, I know how much Eddie
wants to win at that track meet...
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but I'm still wondering if it's right
for you to help him with your magic.
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Listen, with the Draculas,
magic is a family tradition.
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I mean we owe it to Eddie
to give him every advantage.
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Would you have stopped Nero's
father from giving his kid violin lessons?
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No, I guess not.
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And take Samson and Delilah.
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Would you have kept her father
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from sending his little
girl to barber school?
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Well, no. There you are.
You can't fight history.
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We owe it to Eddie to give him
the benefit of our family traditions.
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Oh, father...
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you make everything so
clear and concise and logical.
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It's almost like having
David Brinkley for a daddy!
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Gee, Pop, after that bowl of
oatmeal and those six eggs...
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I'm not very hungry. Eddie...
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what am I? You're my
coach and my trainer.
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Right.
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And as your trainer
and your coach,
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it is my responsibility
to see to it...
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that you eat the proper
food in the right amount.
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Hey, Dad, I don't
have my track shoes.
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They're in the hall
closet. I'll go get them.
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Eddie. Coach is too
wise for any tricks like that.
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I'll go get them for you. You
just start working on that meat.
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Yes, sir. Coach.
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Here, Spot. Here, Spottie.
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And you said you weren't hungry.
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But, Eddie, you must
be more careful, son.
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That is a piece of your
mother's best bone china.
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And you know how hard it is
to get good bones these days.
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There's the future
champ and his trainer.
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Eddie, Grandpa has
some vitamins for you.
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Go ahead, take one.
Now wait a minute.
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I'm the trainer here...
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and I will decide
what my protégé...
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will take and
what he won't take.
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Allow me to examine these
therapeutic capsules here.
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Boy! What are you,
the fourth Mayo Brother?
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Guess it wouldn't hurt
to have Eddie try one.
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Go ahead, son. Just one, Eddie.
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By the way, son, I couldn't
find your track shoes.
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I'll get them.
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Look at him go.
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Just shows what a
high protein diet can do.
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Herman, what are you doing?
It's time to leave for the track meet.
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I'm just clearing a place on the
mantle, dear, for our cups and plaques.
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I've decided to make
this our trophy room.
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Herman, if your
head gets any bigger,
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you're gonna pop
your bolts again.
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This is Eddie's day and I don't
want you hogging the credit.
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Dear, I have no such intention.
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When the photographers crowd
around us at the finish line...
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I am going to insist that Eddie
have his picture taken alone.
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That's very modest, dear.
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I think a picture of me...
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insisting that Eddie have
his picture taken alone...
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would be very good
human interest stuff.
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Oh, Herman!
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Eddie, it's time to go.
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Yeah, time to go, champ.
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Lily, they're gone.
The pills are gone!
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Oh, no. What pills?
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The ones we've been
giving Eddie every day.
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You mean the vitamins?
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What's the fuss? They aren't
going to make any difference.
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Eddie! No difference?
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Herman, I'll have you know
that those Go-Go pills...
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have been giving
Eddie his speed.
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Grandpa, you aren't gonna try
and horn in on the credit, are you?
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Herman, I'm afraid it's true.
Grandpa made them in the lab.
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And the first day
Eddie took them...
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they made all the
difference in the world.
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Lily, you are not going to
shake my confidence, dear...
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with a wild tale like that.
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You're just making
it up, aren't you?
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But it's not true.
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It was my coaching that did it.
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There aren't any pills.
You're just making it up.
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It's a lie! It's
a lie! It's a lie!
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Did you look in the kitchen?
Yep. They're all gone.
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Darn! Darn! Darn!
Darn! Darn! Darn!
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Hermie, baby, now don't get
upset. Everything may be all right.
248
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,034
That's right. Eddie's been
taking those pills all week.
249
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Maybe he's built up enough
reserve to carry him through.
250
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,474
Do you think so,
Mumsie? Yes, Poopsie.
251
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,742
Now, dry your tears.
Here comes Eddie.
252
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,865
And welcome, ladies
and gentlemen...
253
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boys and girls...
254
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to the big spring track meet.
255
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,392
There's Eddie!
256
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,262
Oh, my, the poor dear.
257
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,957
Where's Herman?
258
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,328
Will all contestants for
the first event of the day...
259
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:08,465
the 100-yard dash, report
immediately to the starting line.
260
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,389
Look, he's winning!
My pills are still working.
261
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:38,362
The winner of the 100-yard
dash in record time is...
262
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,338
Eddie Munster.
263
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,977
Son, this is the
proudest day of my life.
264
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,685
I'm real proud of you, too, Dad.
265
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,592
But I wish you'd have been
coaching the rest of the team.
266
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,119
The eighth grade still needs a first
in the high hurdles to win the meet.
267
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,189
I'm afraid it's a
little bit too late.
268
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,167
They're already
lining up to run.
269
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,165
But couldn't you go
over and give our guy...
270
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,068
a little pep talk,
Jimmy Bracket?
271
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:51,203
I suppose so. Which
one is he? Number 14.
272
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,336
Fourteen. Okay.
273
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,539
Say, Jimmy.
274
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,509
Jimmy Bracket?
275
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,556
Go, Jimmy, go!
276
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,993
Go, Jimmy.
277
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,463
Gee, Pop, you did it again.
278
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:21,734
You're the greatest
coach in the whole world.
279
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:26,143
Thank you, son. I guess
I do have a certain touch.
280
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,481
I just wish I knew what it was.
281
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,655
What pills are you
talking about, Grandpa?
282
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,451
The ones you say were lost?
283
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,852
It's nothing important, Eddie.
284
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,952
It was those vitamin pills
you were taking, dear.
285
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,187
Vitamin pills?
286
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,200
They aren't lost. I've
got plenty of those.
287
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,895
What? What?
288
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,597
Vitamin pills?
289
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,701
Well, I never took
them after the first time.
290
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,341
But you ran so fast at the meet.
291
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:03,781
I thought I just had to win for
Dad's sake. He looked so sad.
292
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:08,085
Eddie, you mean you weren't
taking my A-Go-Go pills?
293
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,414
I hope you won't
be mad, Grandpa.
294
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,686
But the first one tasted so
terrible, I never took another.
295
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,557
I've just been
putting them in here.
296
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:24,264
You see that, Grandpa and Lily?
297
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:28,131
It was my training, and the
inspiration of his old dad...
298
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,870
that made my boy the
champion that he is.
299
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:35,172
Let me have those
magic speed pills.
300
00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:40,111
There.
301
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,813
That should be a
lesson to all of us...
302
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,584
not to resort to
magic to help our son.
303
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:46,750
Our little Eddie is
going to grow up...
304
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:49,590
to be a normal
average American boy.
305
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,692
My dear daughter, you
don't know what you're saying.
306
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,358
Have you taken a
good look lately...
307
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,561
at the average
normal American boy?
308
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,695
Nevertheless, I agree with Lily.
309
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,096
And that's the
way it's gonna be.
310
00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:03,828
And I don't think
your A-Go-Go pills...
311
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,708
were any good
anyway, you old faker.
312
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,212
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
313
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:41,407
You ran the car into the
lamp post because what?
314
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,745
You see, darling, I was
driving down the street...
315
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,947
when all of a sudden I saw this
cat chasing this big dog up a tree.
316
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,080
All right, Gwendolyn,
that does it!
317
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:56,258
You are now off
the road for life!
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