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Grandpa, this isn't
going to hurt, is it?
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I told you, Herman...
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I've done it a hundred times to
you before and it never bothered you.
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You're just nervous 'cause
I ran out of anesthetic.
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I guess if it's got to come
off, it's got to come off.
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I'll just there take a little
off the top and trim the sides.
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Hey, Pop!
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Eddie, don't you
ever do that, Son...
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when Grandpa is
giving me a haircut.
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He might snip my bangs and
spoil my Steve McQueen image.
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I'm sorry, Pop.
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I just want to show
you this pamphlet.
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The whole town is having
Frontier Days this weekend.
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Yes, I read about
that in the newspaper.
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They're having a parade,
rodeo and contests.
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And all the people are dressing
themselves up as pioneers and cowboys.
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It's all set, Pop.
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I entered your name in
the bucking bronco contest.
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Bucking bronco contest? Sure.
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I'm gonna be so
proud of you, Pop.
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I've been telling all the
guys around the rodeo...
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that you're the greatest
rider in the world.
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Well, shuckies.
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That was right
smart of you, partner.
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Grandpa.
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Hank, it looks like...
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we've got some pretty safe
entries in the bronco busting event.
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They're all amateurs.
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But I am a little concerned
about this fella, Herman Munster.
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Yeah.
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He's the guy whose kid was here bragging
about what a great rider his pop is.
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That's right.
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And we can't take any
chances of anybody...
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walking off with that $500
prize money we're offering.
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So just to be on
the safe side...
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let's put this Munster
character on Volcano.
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Volcano? That's not a
horse, it's a time bomb.
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He'll wreck this guy Munster.
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So what? If anything
should go wrong...
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we'll return his entry
fee to his widow.
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Herman...
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you on a bucking bronco?
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Why, you couldn't
even ride a kiddie car.
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Yes, I could.
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I used to ride
Eddie's all the time.
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But, Uncle Herman,
riding a bucking bronco...
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is one of the most dangerous
sports in the whole world.
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You might get killed.
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Herman, it'd be just like you to pull
a dirty trick like that on me, you bum.
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You don't even have enough
life insurance to keep me in cigars.
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Golly, when Eddie first mentioned
the idea of bronco busting to me...
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it sounded kind
of like a fun thing.
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But, dear, the last time you
were on a merry-go-round horse...
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you had to wear a safety belt.
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I don't want you to go through with this.
You'll just go out and get yourself killed.
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You're only 152 years old.
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And I won't have you cut
down in the prime of life.
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Gee, dear, I promised
Eddie. He's counting on me.
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What can I say
to him? It's simple.
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You just go up to your son...
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and tell him that his daddy
is a no-good, rotten coward.
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I can't do that.
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Boys don't have many heroes left
that they can look up to these days.
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If I let him down, all he
has left is Smokey the Bear.
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Herman, why don't you
use child psychology?
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All you have to do is talk
to Eddie in such a way...
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that he'll be the one who suggests
that you drop out of the rodeo.
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That's a good idea.
That's just what I'll do.
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But instead of being blunt
and direct, I'll be subtle...
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and talk to Eddie on
his own mental level.
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Yeah. And if you can't quite
get up to it, do the best you can.
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And once upon a time,
in this big, big castle...
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there lived this
very brave knight...
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named Sir Herman the Great.
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Gee, Pop, he had
the same name as you.
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Well, well, what do
you know about that?
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Anyway, in a nearby cave...
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there lived this very
mean, mean dragon.
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What did he do that was so bad?
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Well, he went around
abducting young maidens...
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and pillaging the countryside
and terrorizing villages...
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and doing other naughty things.
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And everyone said that Sir
Herman the Great was the only one...
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that was brave enough and strong
enough to vanquish the dragon.
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There's a white knight
on television like that.
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Except, all he ever does is
chase dirt out of blue jeans.
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Anyway, as Sir Herman the
Great was starting out on his way...
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to vanquish the dragon, his
wife and his father-in-law...
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and his niece came
running out and cried:
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"O brave Sir Herman, prithee
do not go forth this day...
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for the dragon might slay thee."
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Boy, they sure talked
corny in those days.
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Well, anyway...
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although Sir Herman was on
his way to slay the cruel dragon...
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he thought it over
and realized...
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that he could be
eaten up by the dragon.
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And if the dragon ate him up...
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then there would
be no one left...
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to take care of his little
home and his little family.
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Now, what do you
think about that?
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I think the knight was a
rotten, chicken, yellow coward.
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Oh.
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You do, huh? Yeah.
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I think you ought to sue the
guy who made up that story...
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for calling the
knight by your name.
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For you'd never chicken
out like that. Would you, Pop?
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Gadzooks, no.
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I bet tomorrow you'll be the
bravest guy in the whole rodeo.
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Yeah, sure.
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Well, good night, Son.
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Goodnight, Pop.
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If I had my way, I'd just as
soon chase dirt out of blue jeans.
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Hey, get a load of Volcano.
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He's sure calmed
down since yesterday.
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You still think...
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we ought to put this
Munster guy in that horse?
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Sure, why not?
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But tell the ambulance
attendants...
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that the minute he hits the ground,
to throw a sheet over him quick.
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We don't want his broken
bones to dampen the festivities.
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♪♪
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Spot.
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Spot, get out in the yard.
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I don't want you in the
kitchen, always underfoot.
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Now scat.
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Sorry, Spot.
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Aunt Lily...
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is Uncle Herman going to ride
that bronco in the rodeo today?
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Yes, Marilyn.
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I did everything I could
to talk him out of it.
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But he said a knight
should be proud...
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to ride forth and slay
dragons for his son.
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I guess he's been reading
Prince Valiant again.
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Where's Uncle Herman
now? Down in the dungeon.
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He is so nervous and so tense.
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He asked Grandpa to do
something to relax his nerves.
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That is a good idea.
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I just hope he
doesn't overdo it.
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00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,897
The last time
Grandpa relaxed him...
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his nerves were so loose...
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that we had to call in a
piano tuner to tighten them up.
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Grandpa, have you found
anything yet to make me brave?
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When I think of riding a
bucking bronco, I'm petrified.
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What are you knocking? Some
of my best friends are petrified.
145
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No, I mean scared.
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Haven't you got any
brave pills I can take?
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Well...
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I made these in the Middle
Ages for Richard the Lion-Hearted.
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Did they work? Did they work?
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I'll have you know that before he took
these, he was known as Chicken Dickie.
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Shall I take some of these? No.
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It says they're good only if
you're going on a crusade...
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and I don't think you wanna
take that much time off from work.
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Grandpa, you gotta give me
something to make me a hero.
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I got to ride that horse in
an hour. Herman, let's face it.
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A nice, handsome,
pleasant man you are...
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but with all the pills in
the world, a hero you ain't.
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What am I going to do?
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It just came to me. Herman...
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now, supposing the horse you
rode today was gentle and kind...
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and you and he had sort of...
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an under-the-table deal.
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That's fine, but I'm not very
proficient at talking to horses.
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You're very proficient at
talking to me, aren't you?
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Yeah. Supposing I
turn myself into a horse.
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You mean you would be the
bucking bronco I'd ride at the rodeo?
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Grandpa, that's a wizard idea.
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"Astronauts...
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"avocados...
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"aborigines...
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animals."
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No.
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What's the matter?
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This animal bottle is so
old, the label has fallen off.
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Well, I'll just have
to take my chances...
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and hope I come up with a horse.
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Mom, where's Pop?
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It's time to leave for the rodeo
and we don't wanna be late.
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He's still down in the
dungeon with Grandpa.
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I hope they're not making up another
batch of Dad's old-fashioned plasma.
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Now, Eddie, don't get
impatient. I'm sure...
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Aunt Lily, I could have
sworn I heard a goat.
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So did I.
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We're getting so nervous that
we're starting to hear things.
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Grandpa.
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Grandpa.
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You must've taken the wrong pill.
You're not a horse, you're a goat.
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I can tell because
horses don't have horns.
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Don't just sit there,
Herman. Give me another pill.
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Yeah.
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Here, try this one.
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Well, Grandpa, that's no good.
I can't ride a skunk in a rodeo.
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Shut up and try another
pill before I let you have it.
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Listen.
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Now I can swear I
hear a pig grunting.
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A pig?
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You don't suppose they're having a
barbecue at a time like this, do you?
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Grandpa. Herman.
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You'll be late for the rodeo.
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We'll be right with you, Lily.
201
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Grandpa, now look
what you've done.
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You've gone and
made a pig of yourself.
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Another pill.
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Grandpa, you're beautiful.
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I ask you...
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is this a horse,
or is this a horse?
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Grandpa.
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Howdy, folks? I'm all
ready for the rodeo.
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00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,404
Gee, Pop, you look neat.
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Just like the cowboys in
that cigarette commercial.
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Thank you, Son.
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Herman, please call this off.
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If you get up on a
bucking bronco...
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you'll just make a fool of
yourself and probably get killed.
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You don't know anything
about being a cowboy.
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Shucks. What you
talking about, ma'am?
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I'm a rooting, tooting...
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fancy booting,
two-gun shooting...
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pistol-packing poppa
from Possum Prairie.
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Dear, will you help me?
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Marilyn.
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00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:26,019
Eddie, can you help your father
pry himself loose from his drawers?
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Thank you.
224
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,971
I guess John Wayne and
those other fellows must...
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grease their thumbs
before they try that.
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I guess if we're going,
we better get started.
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Where's Grandpa?
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Grandpa just had a few things
he wanted to take care of...
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and he'll meet us at the rodeo.
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00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,646
You think you'll have any trouble
with that wild mustang, Pop?
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I don't think so, Son.
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I'm gonna handle that critter like
he was a member of my own family.
233
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,504
It certainly was nice of Uncle
Herman to get us this private box.
234
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,913
Well, we Munsters always
feel more at home in a box.
235
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,520
Boy, look at that guy.
236
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,857
Boy, that bull
really flipped him.
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You poor man.
238
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,195
They really put on a good
show here, don't they?
239
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,637
Yes, I've never
seen that trick before.
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00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,810
Gee, I wonder where Pop is.
The bronco busting comes up next.
241
00:16:56,148 --> 00:17:00,142
Well, I hope it's the bronco that
gets busted and not your father.
242
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,295
Everybody's checked in for the bronco
busting but that Munster character.
243
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,026
Maybe he heard he was riding
Volcano and pulled up stakes.
244
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,624
I wouldn't blame him.
245
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,101
Hi, there. I'm Herman Munster...
246
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,994
Bronco Buster.
247
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,863
Hiya, Munster.
248
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,367
Will you look at that guy?
249
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,504
He's tall in the saddle and
he ain't even on a horse.
250
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,878
Get a load of that face.
251
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,042
He must've gone through
a buffalo stampede.
252
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,087
I didn't think there were that
many buffalo left in America.
253
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,452
Excuse me, but I was
wondering if you could tell me...
254
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,252
what chute I'm
supposed to come out of?
255
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,953
Come out of Chute 4. Number 4.
256
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,618
Thank you very much.
257
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,721
I'll be ready and waiting.
258
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,768
We better not put Volcano in
that chute until the last minute.
259
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,501
If Munster gets a look
at that local mustang,
260
00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,707
he'll know we pulled
a ringer on him.
261
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,005
Grandpa?
262
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,004
Hey, Grandpa, where are you?
263
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,876
Grandpa, it's me.
264
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,482
Sorry, I thought you
were my grandfather.
265
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,582
Over here, Herman.
266
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,916
There you are.
267
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,057
Oh, my.
268
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,792
What a beautiful
saddle you're wearing.
269
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,392
Never mind, Herman.
What's the scoop?
270
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,631
I'll be coming out of Chute Number
4. Now, make sure and be there.
271
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,804
Got you.
272
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,008
Get away from me, girlie.
273
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,417
I'm old enough
to be your father.
274
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,948
Yes, siree. Look at that
boy go. Here we go now!
275
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,016
Stay right in there, boy.
276
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,163
And now for the
bucking bronco contest.
277
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,498
The first rider to
go 10 seconds...
278
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,697
gets a $500 prize.
279
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,863
Mom, this is Pop's event.
280
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,473
Out of Chute Number 3,
it's Tex Rogers on Midnight.
281
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,939
Here he comes, folks.
And there he goes.
282
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,380
Oh, dear.
283
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,054
Eddie, you never should
have gotten your father into this.
284
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:19,251
This is worse than the time you
talked him into riding that surfboard...
285
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,386
and he knocked the end
off that new steel pier.
286
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,193
The time was five and
three-tenth seconds.
287
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:30,897
Now out of Chute 5, it's
Hugh Hobson on Nasty Nellie.
288
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,433
Ride it, cowboy, ride it.
289
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,036
Where do you suppose Grandpa is?
290
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,274
I don't know. He's never
around when you need him.
291
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,640
I suppose he's horsing
around someplace.
292
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,316
Hey, you stupid
nag, get out of here.
293
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,517
That's for Volcano. Get out.
294
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,860
Better get ready, Munster.
295
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,558
The way they're throwing them
off, you'll be up pretty soon now.
296
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,034
Yes, siree. I hope they give
me a horse with some spirit.
297
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,402
I'd hate to have to ride
some tired old grandfather.
298
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:31,959
Hey, you.
299
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,062
Where do you think you're
going? Into Stall Number 4.
300
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,933
My son-in-law's gonna
ride me in the next event.
301
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,835
Come on, beat it, Pops.
302
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,740
Keep your hands off, buster.
I'll get you for cruelty to animals.
303
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,277
Hey, Charlie.
304
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,576
Got an old stew-bum here
that thinks he's a horse.
305
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,310
Come on. Wait a minute.
306
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,975
Wait a minute.
307
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,417
Wait a minute.
308
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,660
It wore off. I'm not
a horse anymore.
309
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,259
Of course you're not a horse.
310
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,430
You're Snow White and
we're the Seven Dwarfs.
311
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,197
Get out of here and
don't come back.
312
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,012
The time was five and
three-tenth seconds.
313
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,177
So far we have no winner.
314
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,946
Our final contestant,
coming out of Chute 4...
315
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:35,792
is Herman Munster on Volcano.
316
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,625
Oh, boy, that's Pop.
317
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,696
I can't bear to look.
318
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,733
Volcano, nice Volcano.
319
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,435
Volcano, that was a neat name
you picked for yourself, Grandpa.
320
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,773
It makes you sound as
though you're gonna be rough.
321
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,774
Grandpa.
322
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,843
Grandpa, it's me, Herman.
323
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,914
I get it.
324
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:03,222
No conversation. You
wanna make it look good.
325
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:07,392
Grandpa.
326
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,626
Grandpa.
327
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,487
Grandpa, will you watch
it? You almost threw me off.
328
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,897
It's all right to
ham it up but...
329
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,104
Attaboy, Pop.
330
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,671
Stay with him, Uncle Herman.
331
00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,074
Hang on! Hang on!
332
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,382
Grandpa, will you watch it?
333
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,123
Grandpa.
334
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,060
I can't bear to look.
335
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,196
Grandpa, you big showoff.
Will you listen to me?
336
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,197
Ride him, Pop!
337
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,867
All right, Grandpa, if
you wanna play that way...
338
00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:00,469
two can play that
way as well as one.
339
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,241
Uncle Herman is certainly showing
the spectators what he's made of.
340
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,048
Yes, and I hope we
can replace the parts.
341
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:16,618
The winner of the bucking
bronco contest is Herman Munster!
342
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,411
Herman, I'm so proud of you.
343
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,607
I'm just bat bumps all over.
344
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,845
Boy, Pop, you're the neatest
guy in the whole world.
345
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,318
Shucks, Eddie.
346
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,413
'Twern't nothing any other
dad wouldn't have done.
347
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:46,459
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it
becomes my great honor to present...
348
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,585
this beautiful trophy
and the $500...
349
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:52,655
to the winner of the bronco
busting contest, Mr. Herman Munster.
350
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,103
You know, your time was a
new world's record, Mr. Munster.
351
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,572
Before accepting this trophy, is
there anything you'd like to say?
352
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,076
Yes, I would. Thank you.
353
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,669
First of all, it
was quite a ride.
354
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:10,510
And I think that under
the circumstances...
355
00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,017
some credit should
go to the horse.
356
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,954
Now, isn't that the gesture
of a truly great sportsman...
357
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,117
giving credit to the horse.
358
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,327
Take a bow, Grandpa.
359
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,200
Herman, we're
all so proud of you.
360
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,960
Come on, Grandpa, take a
bow. What are you waiting for?
361
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:37,203
Grandpa, where were you
when Uncle Herman was riding?
362
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,178
Yes, Grandpa. Where
were you when I was...
363
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,315
What's going on, Grandpa?
Why did Herman faint?
364
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:55,623
Lily, I never thought I'd say
anything nice about my son-in-law...
365
00:24:55,894 --> 00:25:00,195
but that big coward is the
greatest hero I ever saw.
366
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,231
Photographer, come and
take his picture anyway.
367
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,534
He looks more natural that way.
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